Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get every weekly, premium episode This week the Cult takes on the anti-sex worker bill FOSTA-SESTA that was recently signed into law, and how its (possibly) unintended consequences actually pose more dangers to sex workers. Also, we cover Margaret Atwood's piping hot take on Star Wars & 9/11, and the angry nerd reaction it inspired.
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| Uh, okay, uh, Patience of Job on the Fox News comment section says, about Margaret Atwood, Well, she makes her living making stuff up. | |
| Kinda like CNN. | |
| Waa-waa. | |
| I had to get that dig in. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I hate you for saying Job. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, giving him that, cause I mean, you're right. | |
| Yeah, it is what it is, but Patience of Job is funny. | |
| I just don't want to acknowledge that that's their username. | |
| As a good Christian, you don't want to... Yeah, you don't want to be tied with patience of Job? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Makes sense. | |
| This whole... CNN is the same as... CNN are big liars, and they basically... They basically write the Handmaid's Tale every night. | |
| For primetime. | |
| Yeah, I like this take, though. | |
| It's just like... | |
| Uh, well, Margaret Atwood is just a big ol' bitch. | |
| Kind of like Hillary Clinton. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's exactly the same thing. | |
| Like, that's the level we're working at here. | |
| Um... Do you want to read this one, Lee? | |
| Top right? | |
| Oh, God. | |
| I was hoping you would ask. | |
| Um, so, Kayfair says, Time to put a slug in this carcass. | |
| - What is that even a reference to? - Shooting her corpse. - It's obviously a reference to Jabba the Hutt. | |
| - Oh. | |
| - And a Tauntaun carcass. | |
| Come on guys. | |
| - Hello. | |
| - See, that's good. | |
| That's really good. - I don't know if I laughed over that, but you said Jabba the Hutt inside of a Tauntaun carcass, which is beautiful. | |
| - That'd be a big ass Tauntaun, dude. | |
| - Boy, you thought they smelled bad on the inside. | |
| Wait till you get a Jabba in there. - It's gonna smell like poop. | |
| I think you'd have to have a lot of patience to put the Jabba inside that carcass. | |
| No, but seriously guys, they got a point. | |
| We already talked about a sticky situation earlier with a prostitution thing, and another thing we need to talk about is euthanasia. | |
| The youth in Asia? | |
| Sorry, sorry. | |
| You know, as soon as their baby farm is closed up, they're of no importance anymore. | |
| Well that's, I, yeah, that's why you, we're not allowed, we, that's why Tony can't go fight the war in Syria right now is because he has to stay at home and help out with the baby farm. |