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March 29, 2018 - Minion Death Cult

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27 - Trump Around (California, Here We Come)

This week The Cult stays in California, and we explain how the Orange County Sheriff Department's decision to work with ICE actually fits with our chill California lifestyle. Also: Schwarzenegger says some cool stuff about imprisoning Oil Execs and experiences some good ol' fashioned anti-German racism in the process (yes, we know he's Austrian) Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a premium episode every week

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	You have a Limp Bizkit what?
	Joke for later.
	Okay.
	Can't make Limp Bizkit jokes, huh?
	Save it, dude.
	We gotta build up to that Limp Bizkit joke.
	Oh, um... Katie today was listening to a... an old episode of... of Awful Sound.
	Uh-huh.
	And, um, we realized that you say thank you different.
	Well, you say thank you interesting.
	Oh yeah, somebody else called me on that.
	Yeah, you say thank you.
	Right, is that instead of thank you, it's like an S?
	Yeah, thank you.
	Your explanation is because it's your recording, you say thank you.
	I think it is subliminal, like I trained myself, thank you.
	Yeah, so it's, you know, hit that S. Well, thank you.
	I still say popcorn really badly, though.
	You're wrong, which is tough for the Movie Snacks podcast.
	That we're starting.
	We've dedicated recording 20 episodes of the Snacks Chat Podcast before actually releasing it.
	What's your favorite movie snack?
	I'd have to say Angelina Jolie.
	Hi-o!
	I think I'm on, dude.
	The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone ray.
	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phonia today, so stay tuned.
	We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
	It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
	But stay tuned, guys.
	We'll show you exactly what it looks like when the stormy deserts fall there in Barbados.
	Stay tuned.
	I'm Alexander Edward.
	I'm Mountain Matt.
	And I'm Tony Boswell.
	And we are Minion Death Cult.
	The world is ending.
	OC County Sheriff's Department, Orange OC County Sheriff's Department is responsible.
	We're documenting it.
	So, we got a very special episode for you folks today.
	We are keeping it Cali today.
	This episode's all about California, baby.
	Cali Cartel.
	Representing.
	Covering our home turf.
	And, uh, you know, California It's famous for its lifestyle, right?
	It's like laid-back, cool, chill, if you will, lifestyle.
	One area in particular though, and I hate to admit this, is probably the chillest area of California.
	What?
	Orange County.
	Ah, the chillest vibes.
	It's probably between like Orange County, LBC, Which stands for Long Beach City, I think.
	City, yeah.
	And San Bernardino.
	It's a toss-up between those three.
	Why San Bernardino?
	Because that's where we are, baby.
	Okay.
	And it's super chill.
	We have sick palm trees.
	That makes sense.
	However, Orange County, you got Newport Beach, Huntington Beach, Laguna Beach.
	Laguna, baby.
	Fullerton.
	Orange County.
	These are some of the chillest places on Earth.
	It's the land of cool waves, frosted tips, and also an ice-cold immigration policy.
	Oh.
	Whoa.
	Cuz, uh...
	Very recently, yesterday, the Orange County Board of Supervisors voted to join the Trump administration in a lawsuit against California State, arguing that, no, we should be rounding up illegal immigrants and Putting them on a train back to Mexico, right?
	Yeah, send it.
	Send it there.
	You forgot to mention the bands from Orange County, too.
	Like Lit, Sugar Ray.
	Right.
	Just the chillest bands.
	Who else is from there again?
	Pennywise?
	I think that's... I think Brohem is their anthem.
	Well, I'm thinking Bowling Rock.
	There's one other Bowling Rock.
	Smash Mouth.
	Smash Mouth is from Orange County.
	And Lit.
	Also owns the slide bar.
	Well, they're literally the only reason I mentioned Fullerton.
	Yeah, that makes sense.
	And they killed, lit killed, that mentally disabled homeless man.
	Kelly Thomas.
	Yep.
	Lit killed him.
	Great, thanks for bringing that up.
	Thanks for reminding us.
	Chill place.
	Yeah, so the Orange County Sheriff's Department in sort of like protest about California's sanctuary state law decided to start publicly posting the names and release dates of undocumented immigrants in in the system so that uh you know our friendly neighborhood ICE could come around and pick them up as soon as they got out.
	Fucking brutal.
	Now I'm not exactly sure if this is It's actually against the sanctuary state policy.
	What I was reading was that California state officials are not allowed to share information about undocumented immigrants with the federal government unless it is information that is publicly available.
	So by them making that information public, does that bypass the law?
	They put it on Facebook.
	Yeah, but what did they set the privacy settings to?
	Facebook.
	Friends of Friends of Friends?
	Public.
	Okay, well then that makes sense.
	Yeah, that checks out.
	I think Friends of Friends would still qualify.
	Yeah.
	Big penetration.
	Mass penetration.
	Across Facebook.
	Right.
	So... You were like, what?
	Yeah, so this whole thing sounds kind of not chill, right?
	You're like, I don't understand.
	Cali's such a chill place.
	Like, rounding up brown people because you don't like them and shipping them out of the country doesn't seem chill.
	Well, I got an analogy for you California people.
	Okay.
	Break it down.
	What's that?
	Break it down.
	I'm confused here.
	If you're not from California, hang on.
	I got another analogy for you folks.
	I got a more global analogy.
	But for the Cali... Cali constituency... Imagine Orange County is like a surfer.
	Right?
	One surfer.
	He's trying to catch that epic wave.
	Trying to get pitted.
	Trying to catch that epic wave called upward mobility.
	There you go.
	Right?
	And then this chill-ass surfer, you know, he's paddling furiously to catch this swell, you know, and there's just been set after set under the Trump administration, right?
	Oh, dude.
	He's paddling to catch this next swell, and he looks to his right, and he sees some dork-ass shooby, or in this case, a Mexican immigrant.
	Shooby.
	Thank you.
	On a boogie board, trying to ride the same wave as him.
	No, bro.
	And naturally, the surfer dude's like, locals only, bro.
	Get your own ocean, or economy.
	There you go.
	Right?
	Go back to your own ocean.
	And the Mexican dude is like, no, actually, like, I live right next to you.
	I'm technically your neighbor.
	Like, you've just literally never made eye contact with me.
	Yeah.
	I am local.
	And Orange County is like, whatever, kook.
	Which, like, in this analogy, is an ethnic slur.
	And he grabs the boogie board out from the Mexican immigrant while surfing, though, so it's, like, it's mean, but it's also pretty fucking tight.
	It's pre-surf.
	Oh, come on, dude.
	And then he breaks it over his knee.
	Right?
	And then this leaves... Damn, he broke the boogie board on his knee?
	This leaves our undocumented immigrant to wipe out, which in this case means he gets forcibly removed from his home.
	Yeah.
	Uh, so I know, like, if you're not from California, if you're not familiar with, like, the surfer lifestyle, none of that made sense to you.
	What really sucks is that, um, Animal wasn't there to play the drums, because he'd recently got his boogie board snatched, too.
	Okay, so, yeah, if you're not familiar with, like, the Cali lifestyle, all that shit went right over your head.
	Surfboards?
	Boogie boards?
	What?
	Shoebies?
	I don't get it.
	Okay, so let me... Let me explain it to you in terms that hopefully you can understand.
	Picture our undocumented immigrant as a young man.
	Rough around the edges.
	In trouble with the law.
	Let's call him Ryan.
	Ryan moves to a new place in search of a better life.
	Turn this down a little bit.
	He attempts to settle into his surroundings.
	He starts flirting with a pretty girl named Marissa or Jobs.
	Now pretend Orange County itself is another young man named Luke.
	He's handsome, wealthy, already has a new girlfriend called Nepotism, but he still can't stand to see Ryan score with Marissa.
	So he and all his friends, the OC Sheriff's Department, beat the shit out of Ryan.
	And Luke is like, welcome to Orange County, bitch.
	Which itself is weird because he's portraying Orange County in this scenario, so it's like does Orange County also exist in this hypothetical scenario?
	But also it's weird because... Ryan gets sent back to Chino!
	Okay.
	You know, maybe...
	Through struggles, Ryan can come back to Orange County, and he and Luke hash things out.
	They move past, just in time to see Marissa become a lesbian.
	Whoa.
	Which means, I guess, like, like, it stands for, like, automation.
	I think so, yeah.
	In the economy or something.
	Um, and then I think she- A robot?
	Yeah, and then I think she dies, uh, which is, uh, full communism.
	Right.
	So hopefully that explained the situation in Orange County for you folks.
	And yeah, if you guys are wondering, they did make a documentary about it and it was really good and it's called Orange County.
	No, it's called The O.C.
	Sorry, The O.C.
	Do they reanimate Marissa as a robot?
	And they just like duplicate her and she just runs the economy?
	Uh, yeah.
	Yeah, okay.
	Dude, I love Orange County.
	I can tell.
	Dude.
	Both the city and this show that's called Orange County.
	He's a liar.
	He's not a true OC head like us.
	He's not down.
	He's not down.
	He's not down for Chino.
	I'm down for Chino.
	That's the IE.
	That's like the 909.
	Yeah, bro.
	Come on.
	Okay, so yeah, basically our stance on this is fuck ICE.
	Fuck OC Sheriff's Department.
	That's about it.
	It was pretty funny because our Attorney General, Javier Becerra, was like, you know, we're gonna be reviewing the actions of the OC Sheriff's Department.
	Make sure it's in compliance with California state law.
	And, uh, the sheriff went on Hannity and Hannity was like, uh, isn't it incredible that, uh, Xavier Becerra said he was gonna arrest you?
	Was it Hannity?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	I thought it was the, uh, the sad face man.
	Uh, there was a couple, you know, Fox probably covered it a lot.
	They had her on all the stuff.
	Yeah, but Hannity was the one that said, he's gonna arrest you.
	Yeah.
	Aren't you scared you're gonna get arrested?
	Yeah, she's like, it's, it's incredible.
	It's fucking crazy.
	Didn't they ask him about it, though?
	Like, later on I saw some interview with him.
	Ask Javier Becerra?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, he says, I'm gonna do my job.
	He says, we're gonna review.
	That's all he said.
	I'm gonna do my job.
	And they took that as cryptic.
	Jack-booted thugs coming for the Orange County Sheriff.
	He's gonna arrest the sheriff.
	So we're going to be talking about this.
	We're also going to be talking about statements made by the governator Arnold Schwarzenegger.
	The one and only.
	Who is said he would and is now back.
	Said he would do it and now he has come back.
	Now he has done it to us.
	So let's let's get on to comments from mainly from Fox News about these stories and they're they're all pretty pretty terrible so buckle up.
	This is great because everyone who doesn't live in Orange County thinks that Orange County is the most square place on the planet.
	Sports for instance, I'm not a huge sporting fan but I do enjoy hockey and my team is the Ducks and I'm so ashamed of that because they're from Orange County and Orange County is just like...
	So goddamn corny they would be like, no, no, no, they're breaking the rules.
	We have to help them out.
	We have to help people follow the rules.
	Every single sports franchise in Orange County is terrible.
	I love you regardless of whatever sports franchise you like.
	But Laguna Beach was fucking founded by hippies and now they're, I've said that before, but they're hardcore Republicans and this whole, it's just a weird, we got here first mentality that the whole Orange County has.
	It's the boomer mentality.
	Yeah, well and it's uh... It's this thing about... I don't know, is... People consider Orange County like...
	Podunk or something, I think, because of the Orange County Fair?
	Um, no, I've never... But Orange County is literally one of the wealthiest, if not the wealthiest, county in California.
	Yeah, I feel like it has that kind of, you know, stereotype.
	Very rich, very, like, track homey, as well as, like, rich, you know, fuckin' beach communities and shit.
	I mean, that's the stereotype I know, but I'm from here, so... Yeah, it's Huntington Beach, it's Newport Beach, The show definitely reinforces that stereotype in my mind, regardless of me ever watching it or not.
	That's why you didn't watch it?
	You're like, I'm not gonna cosign these yuppies.
	Yeah.
	Respect that.
	I get my emo elsewhere, okay?
	I don't need to get it from the show.
	Mindbender says, I'm going to make an undocumented withdrawal from the bank.
	There are laws against it, but that doesn't matter because I'm doing it to provide a better life for my family.
	Okay.
	What do we say to this?
	What?
	What the fuck, dude?
	What the hell?
	Mindbender, you're bending my mind right now.
	Oh yeah, go for it, dude.
	I mean, if you can do that, go for it.
	Please, steal from the bank.
	Yeah, I'm okay with that.
	They mean, like, take the money without, like, filling out anything?
	Is that what they mean?
	Yeah, they're gonna steal from a bank.
	They're using our liberal leftist terminology for illegal terrorism threats.
	They're saying undocumented instead of armed robbery.
	And I'm good with that, you know, because I know I always hope that when I go to the ATM It malfunctions, I get like an extra 20 out of it.
	I'm always hoping for that.
	It's never gonna do that.
	It's only gonna malfunction in their favor.
	That's fucking true, dude.
	One time I put a bunch of cash in an ATM, and I was a dumbass and didn't count it, but it was like a two-month process of like, it ate my money, and then didn't tell me how much it deposited, and then it was like a two-month process of like... That's why you have to stand there and film yourself putting dollars into the machine.
	Don't they do that?
	Yeah, but you have to have access to it.
	They're not gonna give you those files.
	You're like, give me the files!
	Er, you access them.
	Bank?
	Uh, Blackatar.
	Do we know what this means?
	Black Avatar?
	I wish it was something cool like that.
	Black guitar?
	It's just Black-a-tar.
	I don't know.
	Black-a-tar!
	Black-a-tar says, arrest this sheriff for having common sense in a state where none exists.
	Oh god.
	Yeah, do it.
	Or whatever.
	This is legal to be smart.
	This sheriff has smuggled undocumented sense across the border.
	I think that Blackatar might be the Afrocentric character on Homestar Runner.
	That's who Blackatar is.
	Damn, that sounds hella appropriate.
	And he's like the snarkiest one?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, makes sense.
	What does that black cartoon character look like?
	It's like a little animal kinda right?
	Or something?
	It's the black one on Homestar Runner.
	I'll draw one for you later.
	Like an oval with a face.
	I don't think it's- this is a hypothetical, but yeah, yeah.
	Cause of Afro.
	I don't know, I never watched that show, but it sounds good.
	It sounds like a really funny show.
	Definitely like one of the worst things from the early internet.
	While E. Coyote says, That's a good one.
	I wish we elected Trump back in the 80s.
	His famous quote would have been, Mr. Gorbachev, who built that wall?
	Oh, fuck.
	And I wish I could say that this was like an ironic comment, but it has four likes and this person is a blue star leader.
	I think they genuinely are impressed by the, you know, Berlin Wall and its structure and its effectiveness.
	Well, I was at the Reagan Library, the little museum there.
	They have a section of the wall and you gotta see that thing.
	That thing was, it's, you know, it's quality.
	That's when things were made with care and, you know, and quality was first.
	Yeah, but unfortunately it's not clear, so you can't see when people are throwing TVs over to like smuggle television into the country.
	True, true.
	Back when they made real walls.
	No, this comment had me fantasizing about a different 80s, definitely.
	Imagine that, 80s, with like Donald Trump there.
	What would it be like?
	I mean, fuck, dude.
	We'd probably be dead by now, which would be fine.
	Which would be cool.
	Yeah, I'm cool with that one.
	We wouldn't be experiencing this.
	No way, man.
	We'd be thriving.
	He'd still be president.
	You know, communism would have continued because that wall would have still been up.
	Yeah.
	But we would have learned how to work with that.
	Tell you this much... They definitely would have done away with all the... Fundamentals would have come back in basketball.
	That's a fact.
	Larry Bird would still be playing.
	Back then, if Trump had been around in the 60s, he would have been like, Ich bin ein Communist!
	You know what I'm saying?
	Because he's like a Russian.
	Exactly.
	Proud Patriot 18 says, Made my call to the Sheriff's Department to thank them.
	They thanked me back!
	It's tight.
	Fuck.
	It's like a my dad comment.
	These fucking dweebs, dude.
	My dad likes this kind of stuff.
	These fucking dweebs.
	I called the ref on his own time and was like, hey, you did such a good job of like judging this match.
	You know, my team lost.
	I just know you did good.
	Thank you for your service.
	Yeah.
	Listen, anyone can make the easy calls.
	It's the harder ones.
	It's the harder ones that need to be commended.
	And then they salute him.
	I want to call and leave a message that's that meme that I sent you guys today.
	Dear officer, I want you to know that I see you.
	I see you choose the booth in the restaurant that allows you to have your back against the wall.
	I see you walking to your next traffic stop.
	What?
	Yeah.
	While you hope that it isn't your last.
	I see you pulled over two hours past your shift.
	This person knows his cop's shift.
	Weird.
	And you finish your reports under a streetlight.
	Why?
	No dome lights.
	No dome lights.
	No dome lights in those cars.
	No car.
	I want you to know, Sheriff, that I see you eating inside Chipotle with your car running so that it's nice and cold when you go back inside a half an hour later.
	I want you to know I see you.
	I'm watching you.
	You got off two hours ago, what are you doing?
	The kids are waiting for you.
	Uh, they're making $55 an hour?
	At that point?
	At that point?
	Oh yeah, easy.
	Tight.
	Uh, Liberals suck.
	Liberals, that's a new one in the canon.
	Do you get it?
	It sucks.
	Liberals suck, says DACA.
	Democrats against American citizens.
	Nailed it.
	Fucking sucks.
	Got him.
	Nailed it.
	That's so fucking bad.
	That's like the worst.
	It just like bums me out.
	Hey, DACA has a lot of letters, dude.
	I just love the... I always want to be there when they're saying, and send.
	Nailed it.
	We're good.
	This is it.
	I really do think a lot of these... Oh, sorry.
	That's alright.
	I think a lot of these accounts, like this kind of shit... Man, it's gotta be some fucking foreigner.
	Like, it's not...
	It's gotta be some Russian dude, some Eastern European motherfucker.
	Yeah, people in America are just too smart to post stuff like this.
	I don't believe it at all.
	It's gotta be some foreigner.
	Liberal.
	It's gotta be a Russian incel.
	Whoever these people are, they're not documented and I don't like it.
	C.D.
	Golden says, don't release them.
	Referring to the undocumented immigrants.
	Don't release them.
	Hang them.
	And that's it.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	That's, that's all there is to the comment.
	No, he, what they meant was like hanging the list of people like hanging up on the wall.
	Right.
	You can't just release the list onto the ground.
	It's not going to do any good.
	There's no way they meant like execute these people.
	By hanging.
	There's no way they meant lynching all these illegal immigrants.
	There's no way, right?
	Like, I don't understand the logic behind it.
	Like, the logic, it's all scare tactics.
	It's all like, oh, well, these undocumented immigrants, they're criminals.
	They've been arrested, so they should be deported.
	And it's like, what about every other criminal in America?
	Are Mexican criminals somehow more dangerous than American criminals?
	Of which there are far more.
	For the record, I never said we shouldn't not execute them, too.
	No, I mean, and if that's what your stance is, then at least, uh, I commend you for not being a total hypocrite.
	Yeah.
	Good, dude.
	They're, they're, I mean, I heard they're raping, uh, American women.
	Mhm.
	So, like, the fact that I heard that means they're definitely more dangerous, you know.
	Yeah, and American men can't actually rape American women.
	No, it's not rape.
	It's like when you try to put magnets of the same polarity together.
	Yeah, exactly.
	It doesn't work.
	Brad Sharp says, The United States is at war with California and its allies.
	Give notice, then send in the United States Army.
	And then in response, LiberalsHateWomenAndBlacks says, that is probably the best username we've had on here before, right?
	Yeah, definitely.
	Keepin' it real.
	Definitely.
	The only way it could be better if it were LiberalsHateWomenAndBlacks.
	Nah, then it would suck.
	Then it wouldn't be dumb.
	And what's smart about this is, like, it's getting it out in front.
	It's not a signature like other ones we've seen.
	It's not, you know... Okay, you're leading with your best foot.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's no coffee pasta.
	This is who I am.
	They can do that because they're not 100% disabled, so they can't lead with their best foot.
	They thought about it first.
	They say, California is at war with us, and it's spelled with a K for some reason?
	That's like, I mean... Is it just because they have some innate primal itch to tweak whatever person or entity they're insulting?
	You can't give them the respect by giving them the real name, yeah.
	I feel like it's like when people change the C in America to K like you know what I mean?
	Yeah but they usually put three of them in there.
	There's that and there's also I've seen just the K before too.
	For some reason I feel like it has something to do with like a like a communist slant or something but I'm probably making that up so.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you saw a couple that... I saw a couple that were... Californica?
	Yeah.
	Which I think is like Fornication?
	I like that.
	That's pretty good.
	But I mean, like... Red Hot Chili Peppers already took that power away from them.
	Like, they already reclaimed Californication.
	You can't... Can't win any... Can't win any wars with that one anymore.
	Exactly.
	They claimed it in the get-go.
	California is at war with us.
	We are not at war with them.
	We will just continue to laugh at them until they start another civil war like the liberal democratics did the last time.
	Also to keep their illegal slaves.
	Sprinkle palm off.
	That was a journey.
	So, this is like, yeah, it's combining a lot.
	It's combining that trope we know that slave owners were Democrats.
	Obviously.
	We're familiar with this trope on the podcast.
	We all know this.
	And if you didn't know that, this person's name told you that.
	But they're taking it one step further and referencing the actual Civil War.
	Yeah, the one that California started, remember?
	Which is interesting because if you actually reference the Civil War, the South usually doesn't want to make it about slavery.
	Yeah.
	They usually want to try and pretend it's about something else.
	So this is like getting a little too close to the actual narrative that yes, the Civil War was about slavery.
	Yes, the South owned slaves.
	Yes, the Confederacy was bad.
	But you have to compare it to Democrats, so like, California is really the Confederacy, even though red states, like, fly the Confederate flag as part of their, like, official state flag.
	Yeah.
	Well, if you look closely in the hairs of the bear, you can see it.
	You can see the stars and bars.
	It's really fucking weird.
	This person doesn't understand anything.
	Are they saying that illegal immigrants are illegal slaves because they get paid under a living wage?
	Right.
	That is what they're saying.
	And then also they're saying they're at war with us, but they better not start a war with us.
	This is everywhere.
	Yeah, well, it's probably the undocumented immigrants are the slaves, and also black people are the slaves, too.
	Oh, for sure.
	You know, to the Democratic Party, of course.
	CD Golden, who was the one who suggested hanging undocumented immigrants, replies here, When Mississippi refused to comply with U.S.
	laws, Eisenhower sent federal troops- sent federal troops.
	President Trump should do the same with California.
	Uh, so I think he's talking about Arkansas.
	The Little Rock thing.
	Uh-huh.
	Sending in the National Guard to enforce desegregation.
	Yeah.
	Against... Again.
	Again, yeah.
	Against the governor of Arkansas.
	Dude.
	Who literally, like, stood blocking black children from entering a school, which is pretty, pretty cool.
	Yeah, this is great.
	I love that.
	So that's what it's like when California refuses to deport brown people.
	When California refuses to deport brown people, it's just as big of a civil rights issue as not accepting other brown people.
	It's a bummer because they do that thing we talked about before where I'm almost with them because they're referencing such a great moment in American history where like America stood up for what was right, you know?
	But then they just use it in the wrong way completely.
	They totally missed the point of that whole thing.
	Anyone who suggests hanging people probably would not have been on the side of Eisenhower back in the 60s.
	Or 50s rather.
	So this is more of a moment like, well I got in trouble, they should get in trouble too.
	No, that's exactly what it is.
	Uh, finally, um, No Enemies says, All the concern for illegals by the Libs stem from this.
	The Libs' first ma- Buckle up, folks.
	The Libs' first major effort was abortion.
	Okay, disagree, but let's continue.
	Guess what?
	After 40 years, they found out that the babies they aborted would now be voting Democrats.
	So now they want to invest their future in Hispanic illegals knowing their religion denies abortion.
	So they're like talking about Planned Parenthood and like killing black children.
	Is that what they're talking about?
	Yes.
	You know what I'm talking about, right?
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	They're saying, well, they know that all those poor souls that they snuffed out prematurely in the womb would have gone to be on their side.
	So now we have to convince the brown Catholics to come up and hang out, because they're going to have lots of babies anyways, and they're going to vote Democratic.
	But unfortunately, like we've said before, There's something crazy going on with these second generation Mexican immigrants in Southern California, particularly Orange County, that are super Republican.
	Yeah, I mean, there's a split there, but they still probably generally lean left.
	I don't have those numbers in front of me, so it's not generalized, but... Why wouldn't Democrats just re-ban abortion?
	It would be very easy to do.
	You just don't fight all the red states that are doing it.
	You just chill.
	I think I know why.
	I think I know why.
	Why?
	Because, for the reason, like... Oh, this is why?
	No.
	Because, I mean, why would they take abortion away from women?
	That'd be fucked up.
	You're right.
	That's true.
	Super fucked up.
	Okay, let's move on to the other segment of this podcast.
	All About Arnie.
	Our buddy Arnie Schwarzenegger, who recently, on several different platforms, came out in favor of trying oil companies as murderers, which rules.
	Yeah, it's pretty tight.
	Anyway, so somebody posted a video of Stuart Varney complaining about Arnold Schwarzenegger.
	It was pretty funny.
	But in addition to that, the caption was, Hey Arnie, you bratwurst eating idiot.
	So this was posted in the Deplorables Facebook group by Ward Damon Hubbard.
	Hey Arnie, you bratwurst eating idiot.
	Which I love.
	Yeah.
	We should definitely be bringing back anti-German racism.
	No, I mean, it should be like Borscht eating and do anti-Russian, but yeah.
	We can do that too.
	Yeah.
	There's enough room for racism of all kinds.
	Okay, cool, cool, cool.
	Do you know that term, like, jerry-rigging something?
	Yeah, there you go.
	Isn't that anti-German?
	Isn't that like a German slur from, like, World War II?
	Probably.
	That sounds about right.
	Jerry?
	Jerry-rigging?
	That sounds about right.
	Like German?
	Like J-E-R-R-Y?
	Mm-hmm.
	They used to call the Germans jerrys.
	Yeah.
	That's pretty cute.
	Yeah, well, it's actually a very ugly slur.
	Is it really?
	I just call them bratwurst-eating idiots.
	Well, think about who else we were fighting during World War II.
	Think about their nickname.
	Oh, the Krauts?
	That's the same people.
	No, other people.
	Far East.
	Oh, yeah.
	You know?
	It's the same thing.
	Jerry's pretty much the same thing.
	Pretty close.
	Never.
	Hey Arnie, you bratwurst-eating idiot.
	Followed directly by Dear Celebrities.
	You exist for my entertainment.
	Some of you are great eye candy.
	Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes.
	Wait a second.
	Wait.
	Hold on.
	This sounds a little bit familiar.
	Sounds good.
	Turns out Strodozer, our boy Stro, who posted just what we thought was an original blistering screed against us, the celebrity.
	I thought he was a genius.
	Turns out, this is god dang copypasta.
	Hey, hey Stro.
	What the hell, dude?
	Stro has a ghostwriter.
	Hey man, I'm mad at you now.
	I don't fucking want to hang out with you or be near you now.
	Just kidding.
	Before, he was totally open to the idea.
	Yeah, remember?
	I wanted to.
	So it's that whole long thing that we read before for that review.
	Right, you can read it in our comment section on... Review section.
	Review section on iTunes.
	Yeah, but there are a couple alterations including, hey Arnie, you bratwurst eating idiot, dear celebrities...
	Dear, I love you.
	And then also halfway through the screed is, uh, I don't care that you think BP executives deserve the death penalty.
	It doesn't matter what your thoughts are on Trump, but I bet you looked cute saying it.
	No.
	So that's, uh, that's his original addition to it.
	I bet they did look cute saying it.
	No, Ronald Schwarzenegger has not looked cute since Twins.
	Oh, that's right.
	Yeah, that was the only time he ever looked cute was in that movie.
	Arnold Schwarzenegger hasn't looked cute since he was that like fat old woman or fat middle-aged woman in Total Recall.
	Oh yeah.
	Oh yeah, he was really cute.
	He was pretty cute then.
	I wanted to give him a little kiss on the cheek.
	I was just hoping that he had three boobs too.
	That would have been cute.
	Yeah.
	You know what else he's cute in?
	Chingle all the way.
	It's a cute movie for all the fans.
	Sinbad's so much cuter than Arnold Schwarzenegger.
	Is it because of the way his face looks?
	Like he's got big round eyes and big chubby cheeks?
	And let's be real, I look a lot more like Sinbad than Travi.
	That's not even true.
	Ironic that Sinbad is the villain in that movie, yet still infinitely more likable than Arnold's character.
	Yeah, for sure.
	Who's just a mad dad raging at toy store clerks the entire time.
	That's like one of my favorite holiday movies, but Schwarzenegger is the anti-hero, I'll tell you what.
	Remember that part in the movie where his son looks up at him when he's in the Turboman suit flying over him?
	Are you an angel?
	Yeah, I do.
	I do.
	Remember that other part where he's like, his son, he's like, This is pod racing!
	Yep.
	Now this is pod racing!
	Remember that part?
	And then they just take off.
	And then his dad takes off his turbo suit.
	Yeah, and then we get back to the screed at large.
	And then the last line is, so shut your piehole and dance, monkey.
	It still bites.
	It still just feels so racist.
	Yeah, monkey shouldn't be anywhere.
	This whole thing is really aggressive.
	This whole screed.
	Yeah.
	Where is it right here?
	I'll crank the organ grinder.
	You dance.
	You dance.
	Which, like somebody pointed out in the Facebook group, cranking the organ grinder, probably a fairly pleasing sensation to the organ grinder.
	Yeah.
	Also, are you claiming to be a gypsy?
	Because that's gross.
	I'm sorry?
	Are you claiming to be a gypsy?
	No, that's a monkey joke.
	No, because gypsies crank the organ and the monkeys dance.
	Oh, is that a gypsy profession?
	Yeah, I think it's a gypsy profession for sure.
	Ah, yes.
	The gypsies of Romania acquired all those monkeys.
	Isn't that- weren't there gypsies in the monkey business, right?
	I'm sure.
	Whatever.
	I've never- I've only seen Monkeybone.
	It's the only movie I've ever seen.
	No gypsies in Monkeybone?
	No.
	Gypsies invented street performing, so...
	Ron Ritter.
	So again, this is like Mad at Arnold.
	Like, we hate Arnold because he said global warming.
	Ron Ritter replies to Ward.
	Bravo, Ward!
	Well said, my man.
	And please continue to post that kind of well-thought-out and intelligent kind of stuff on a variety of issues.
	As a deplorable, I can't get enough of it.
	That's how we truly hashtag MAGA.
	Thanks again!
	Obviously not a fan of the show.
	Wow.
	Can you imagine how excited Ron's gonna be the second time she sees copypasta?
	Yeah.
	There's more people thinking like this, this is good, we're making movement.
	I bet you Ron already copy-pasted it, and so like, Ron put it out there, and then they'll just think, oh, I already put it out there, now other people are using it.
	We should send Ron the Marine Todd copy-pasta.
	Oh, that's a good one.
	She would fucking love that.
	Lose her mind.
	Which one was Marine Todd?
	Maureen Todd is the one where it's like the atheist professor is standing at the head of the class and he's like, God is dead.
	I challenge anyone here to prove to me that God exists.
	If you think God exists, you're a fucking idiot.
	And then Maureen Todd stands up and he comes down and he like just hits the professor?
	Yeah.
	What?
	Assault the professor?
	And then the professor says like, why'd you do that?
	And Maureen Todd's like, because you're an atheist.
	It's pretty tight.
	It's basically what it is, yeah.
	Yeah, I like that.
	I think that's how it goes.
	Oh, no, you're thinking of the one where the professor comes in for a haircut and the Marine Todd slits their throat while they're shaving them?
	That's my favorite episode.
	And they do that musical number on the way out?
	Esther Miklos is real mad at Arnold and says, you know I can cuss you out in less than 3.0 seconds.
	Just saying.
	Damn.
	Don't fucking tempt Esther.
	She'll cuss your butt out.
	I bet Esther could though.
	I mean, with a name like Esther Miklos, I hope she's got some fire in her.
	I think she does.
	Do you think she could really do it in less than 3.0 seconds?
	That's the hard part.
	That's crazy.
	No, she could do it, but is it going to have the gravitas she's looking for?
	I am sensing a lot of gravitas in this woman's pose.
	I'll be patient for some good cussing out.
	Can we do something cool?
	Can I count to 3-1000 and you say as many cuss words in that period of time?
	We're just going to sing the Blink-182 song.
	I'm just gonna say that A word you love over and over again.
	Ass?
	Yeah.
	Can we try this?
	Oh.
	Okay.
	No.
	No.
	Okay.
	Ready, set, one with a- Okay, I'll say go.
	Okay.
	Ready, set, go.
	One with a- Shit, piss, cunt, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, shit, fart, dirty twat.
	You guys sang one third of the song.
	Okay, we nailed it.
	I fucked your mom.
	No, I mean, I'm just saying like- You didn't get that many cuss words in in 3.2 seconds.
	Yeah, we're not Esther.
	We can't all be Esther.
	Oh my god.
	He's just saying.
	Alright, so next is a, uh, in this, still in this comment section, but we have a standalone meme.
	Just stands apart from this crowd of text comments.
	The meme says at the top, U.S.A.
	with initials, which is weird.
	You don't really don't see U.S.A.
	But it does.
	You never see it.
	But you see it here.
	For once.
	It's grammatically correct is all I'm saying.
	So we have on the left a photoshopped picture of Obama, Obama's head on like a skinny Skinny body of somebody sagging their pants, wearing boxers, flexing a very skinny arm.
	And it says, before, above him.
	Obama's head looks so big.
	It's a pretty good photo shot.
	It looks funny.
	I genuinely like it.
	It's not even that the person's skinny, they're actually very average.
	It's just the head's really big, so it makes everything else look fairly amazing to me.
	It's a good shortcut.
	It reminds me of like those like, there's like a Young Thug video where like the heads are all big, and I feel like there's like a Ludacris video from back in the day where the heads are all big.
	Definitely a Ludacris video.
	There's that skid, those Skechers ads.
	Big heads, yeah.
	But the whole Ludacris video, the whole point looks like the after.
	Oh, right.
	You're right.
	So let's get to that after.
	The after, on the right, is Donald Trump!
	Just swole as fuck.
	Like, fucking jacked.
	Like, super jacked.
	Like, monster, guerrilla style.
	Like, beast mode.
	He'll give you a hug and he'll fucking give you bruises.
	And they... They... Photo... This person is wearing a house of pain.
	Tank top?
	Yeah.
	Can y'all see that?
	Yeah.
	To which I gotta say, Trump around!
	Trump around!
	Trump up!
	Trump up!
	And get down!
	You just crushed my House of Payton joke.
	That was all hell that Trump joke.
	What was yours, man?
	It doesn't even matter!
	Trump around!
	Just Trump around, dude.
	Oh, man.
	That was gonna be like a DJ Lethal joke.
	I guess you really do know what it's like to have the blues.
	I hate you.
	Hey, that's the last joke.
	That's not House of Kane, dude.
	That's exactly it.
	Those are two separate, uh, tax-paying entities.
	You're right.
	I'm sorry, that was cheap.
	House of Payne tank top.
	This is House of Payne, the CrossFit, though.
	Is that real CrossFit company?
	P-probably.
	It has, like, a tribal- No, I'm saying- I am sure.
	No, this guy does not do CrossFit.
	This is different.
	Yeah, you're right.
	This is- This is not what CrossFit looks like.
	Bodybuilding, powerlifting, like- Alright, he's a powerlifting man.
	I just like the thing- This dude is super veiny.
	That they- they photoshopped- Did I say that this was Trump's head on- Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, okay.
	Did you?
	I don't know if he did.
	We'll go back and edit it in.
	Trump's head is on it.
	I like that they gave Trump a blue beanie to match the blue tank top.
	It's very good attention to detail.
	Man, this is a sexy Trump.
	USA Now is buff.
	And sexy.
	You know when a muscle builder is like...
	Their skin's about to rip off, and like, it's just like... I mean, the vascularity is through the roof.
	Yeah.
	This isn't really fair, though.
	This is just, you know... This is just using that cheap stereotype of how, you know, weak and frail black men are, and how large and scary and tough-looking white men are.
	It's just... It's really picky.
	It's... It's... It's low-class.
	It's real preying on Bay's instincts.
	It's cheap.
	Yeah.
	Michael, yeah, but what is this even, like, Trump is good.
	Like, that's all this is, like, positing, right?
	What is this meme even saying?
	Like, USA is good now.
	Trump looks good.
	That's what I see.
	I could imagine a similar meme with, like, You know, lame Obama, and then cool Trump coming in on maybe a jet ski saying, on the way to fuck your bitch.
	That's exactly what he's done for America for us.
	So in, like, whoever made this meme's world, like, it's cool to not be able to put your arms down.
	Oh, absolutely.
	Gotcha.
	Your meme, though, is like the Lil Pump, like, world of Trump, you know, where, like, fuck yeah, I'm Lil Pump, I love Trump, like that type shit.
	Wait, does Lil Pump love Trump?
	Probably.
	Oh.
	Lil, Lil Trump.
	You couldn't do the cool meme, though, because, like, on Obama's side, it would be him smoking a cigarette and, like, dunking a basketball.
	At the same time.
	And then on the Trump side, it would be him, like, sitting down and watching TV.
	Eating potato chips.
	Yeah, eating McDonald's.
	In the back of a car.
	And being freaking orange.
	Michael E. Hare says California is bankrupt and doesn't know it.
	Nobody knows it.
	It's the secret bankruptcy.
	Shh, don't tell anybody.
	It's something that nobody knows but this guy.
	Their infrastructure is third world and getting worse.
	The politicians continue to pick the pockets of taxpayers while inviting low-income illegals into the state to do the dirty work.
	But now you have hundreds of thousands of young DACA.
	I love how DACA is just a noun now.
	It's just a species.
	It's fucking crazy.
	Young DACA that won't do the shit work their parents did.
	They demand better like it's an entitlement.
	Yo, young DACA coming out with that mixtape real quick.
	The growing homeless population isn't illegals.
	It's middle-aged Caucasians being displaced in the workforce and a spiraling drug addiction.
	Not wrong about drug addictions, but like that's just like a tack on at the end.
	The rest of this shit is fucking crazy.
	Yeah, well, it's like I wouldn't even say that it's necessarily crazy.
	I would say that it's very blandly racist.
	Yeah, like this is like these are like very old racist talking points and I mean anybody like you know with their their wits about them could spot okay, so Literally homeless white people, no agency.
	They made no choices.
	They're there because brown people came and took their jobs.
	Young DACA recipients are lazy and entitled and won't do the back-breaking labor for pennies on the dollar that their parents would do, which I still hate their parents for doing in the first place.
	Like, never mind that DACA recipients are typically educated.
	They've been raised in America, so they're very well assimilated.
	Not that that matters, not that that should matter.
	This is all just racism and xenophobia.
	If you're brown, you don't have upper mobility.
	It's not allowed.
	You should just stick to your traditions, do what your parents did.
	It's just funny how on display, how striking the hypocrisy is within this one comment.
	Literally saying, young DACA recipients are lazy because they won't do shit jobs.
	Whereas homeless white people are only there because of DACA recipients.
	And I'm not saying that homeless people decided to be homeless.
	That is not what I'm saying.
	It's just very interesting how this person describes agency to brown people and white people differently.
	Oh yeah, they're just arguing.
	It's another one of those fucking typical just argue, argue, argue.
	And there's no validity other than all they are are xenophobic and racist.
	Well, yeah, you just work backwards from brown people are bad.
	Yeah, I don't like this, and so how do I justify it?
	Oh, yeah, that's very good.
	It's definitely a correlation across the board there.
	Renee Horn says about Arnold, uh, if he hadn't met Maria Shriver, parentheses Kennedy.
	Why is there only one parentheses there?
	Oh, yeah.
	I guess they're wasps.
	Take it easy, buddy.
	Yeah, they're Catholic, dude.
	They're Irish.
	They're slaves!
	Dude, is there ever multiple parentheses around black people?
	No, because black people are the foot soldiers of the Jews.
	Oh, right.
	Oh, they're the front lines.
	They're the ones that get blown up first, right?
	Type shit.
	They're the muscle.
	Yeah.
	Muscle, exactly.
	Okay.
	Rene says, if he hadn't met Maria Shriver, parenthesis Kennedy, one parenthesis Kennedy, I have to specify on this show.
	Hey, take it easy again.
	His ass would still be in Austria.
	They don't like his big blabber mouth either.
	P.O.S.
	he is.
	He's a big pig.
	Hmm.
	Sleeping with his overweight, married, Hispanic housekeeper in his wife's bed.
	I love Hispanic thrown out there as an insult.
	And then overweight.
	Overweight also as an insult.
	They didn't have to say Hispanic.
	They said housekeeper.
	Even fucking housekeeper.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Even housekeeper though.
	It's like, it's just like, fuck off, dude.
	Like you're racist.
	Yeah.
	In his wife's bed, fathering a child same time Maria was pregnant.
	Now if you're wondering whether or not Renee Horn is just aware of who is currently the President of the United States, don't worry, Linda Schaefer reminds her.
	Yup.
	That's the thanks America gets.
	I'm sure he has lots to say about the Trump and Stormy Daniels thing.
	How many times didn't Arnold get caught, I wonder?
	Yeah, that's the issue at hand.
	This total... So like...
	This one guy had an affair.
	This one guy I hate had an affair.
	This one guy I really love had an affair.
	Yeah.
	I bet this guy I hate who had an affair and I hate for having an affair would have something to say about the guy I like who had an affair.
	Sucks, huh?
	And wouldn't he be a hypocrite if he did that?
	This fucking sucks.
	And I bet he secretly had more affairs.
	This is so fucking bad.
	It's very much like, these are the women that voted for Trump.
	You know what I mean?
	The ones that are like... Like, I don't know, some... Well, their husbands told them to.
	Like Hillary said.
	Did Hillary say that?
	Fuck, that is awesome she said that.
	It's not awesome, it's stupid.
	It's funny that she said it, though.
	But wasn't that some scary percentage of white women voted for Trump?
	Yeah, majority.
	Yeah, majority, for sure.
	Yeah, it's fucking gross.
	Yeah, women can be racist too, guys.
	Did you guys see that panel of Republican women being interviewed about the Trevor Daniels thing?
	No.
	That's where they said... God, what is the turn of phrase that they used?
	That dog won't hunt.
	No, it's Water Under the Bridge.
	They don't care about his tawdry sexual picadellos.
	Oh, yeah.
	Picadillies?
	They don't care about his tawdry sexual picadellos.
	His things weren't that big of a deal.
	His was arranged in a hotel room, and what they do is their business.
	That Arnie, he had it in the same bed.
	No respect.
	Grabbing it?
	Grabbing the thing by the thing?
	Like, come on, dude.
	That's nothing.
	Oh yeah, he can totally grab it.
	That's nothing.
	They were totally for it.
	That's none of our business.
	It's fine.
	Doing it with an overweight Hispanic housekeeper?
	That's something.
	Yeah, that's the real problem.
	That is so... I mean, have you seen Stormy?
	Can you blame him?
	God, fuck off, y'all.
	I don't have the author's name here, but they say, Hey, California is large enough for the rest of America who doesn't like our amendments or our way of life and who respect American laws.
	Okay, so I vote to make them move to California, so the people who don't like America, the anti-Trumpers, who don't like America because they don't like Trump, I vote to make them move to California and let them live the way they choose and just bring the wall on up to Oregon.
	Then let our POTUS finish help make America great again.
	Can I side with this comment and say, yeah, make us part of Mexico?
	I'm fine with that.
	That's what we're talking about at the wall, right?
	Yeah.
	That's cool to me.
	And I love, uh... I vote to make them move to California and let them live the way they choose.
	I vote for that.
	Imagine that, Bill.
	I vote to make them forcibly move them from their homes and just let them live and let live, you know?
	What the fuck, dude?
	Once they're in California, they can do whatever they want except come back from California.
	I've actually fantasized about moving to Mexico.
	That'd be sick if we just got soaked up into Mexico.
	That's a very popular thing for white men to do is retire down to Mexico and buy a business and live off the tourism down there.
	Yeah, there you go, man.
	This is a really weird form of...
	International gentrification.
	Okay, what about that?
	What's your relevance?
	What's bad about that?
	Some of the best pizza I ever had was actually in Puerto Vallarta.
	I just want to know... True, true story.
	Are you saying I'm just a white, a white, a white settler?
	I'm just saying you might want to check out Jimmy Buffett.
	He has lots of songs about what you're talking about.
	No shock to Jimmy Buffett.
	Jimmy's my guy.
	No, never.
	We do not want to anger the Parrotheads.
	He's not your guy.
	Oh dude, Parrotheads.
	Parrotheads are sick.
	He's no one's guy.
	Except for Parrotheads.
	He's everyone's guy.
	Laverne Dramond says, I keep seeing Arnold in the news, but every time they spell out his last name, they misspell it.
	Isn't there an I in there somewhere?
	Ooh.
	Ooh.
	What a crazy comment.
	It took me a minute to... This is like the craziest comment throughout our whole episode today.
	What do you mean?
	I thought there was an eye on there.
	It's amazing that somebody would post this and not even check.
	Yeah.
	Like, somebody would be so convinced that every time they see Arnold Schwarzenegger's name in newsprint or on the internet or on a TV chyron that it's misspelled and yet they would only go to the comment section of a Facebook post to ask for confirmation.
	Hey guys, isn't it really Arnold Schwartz Hard R?
	Isn't that what it is?
	Oh, somebody did that.
	Somebody did that in the comment section.
	Oh, they spelled it out?
	Yeah, it wasn't really worth posting other than that.
	But you know they did it.
	In their defense, there was a character who was played by Richard Pryor in the Spaceballs sequel that never came out.
	Wait, so hold on.
	I think this is a racist joke.
	I missed it.
	I swear to God I missed it.
	Before you put it on here?
	Before you put it on the slideshow?
	Yeah, I think that's what they're saying, right?
	No, until just right now.
	Are you fucking serious?
	Yeah.
	It's a, yeah, it's the hard R joke.
	Okay, I get it.
	Wait, what did you think?
	I thought what I said, out loud to both of you.
	I thought you were being really dry.
	I thought you were joking too!
	No.
	Yeah, no, isn't that crazy?
	I see too many weird people on Facebook that I totally believed this.
	You don't see color, so...
	You're fine.
	Don't worry about it.
	Okay.
	Alright, well then that's a good joke.
	Yeah, man.
	Great joke, Laverne.
	Just continue to turn your eye away from colored folks.
	I mean, Schwarzenegger is a hard name to spell.
	Maybe she, you know...
	It is.
	It is.
	For sure.
	Yeah.
	It's terrible.
	You know Schwartz means black in German?
	Alright.
	Oh, I thought Schwartz was still just the... The, uh... Spaceballs.
	The Spaceballs Force.
	Yeah, the Spaceballs Force.
	Yeah, that's where he got it from.
	Dude.
	Spaceballs Force.
	Uh, Glenn Hamby.
	This is our final comment.
	Glenn Hamby.
	Oh wait, I already read it.
	So I guess that was already our final comment.
	Wait, you read that one?
	Oh yeah, you did.
	Oh yeah, Glenn Hamby read the Hey California comment.
	Oh, I copied it twice.
	Okay.
	Now it's a copypasta.
	Comment so nice you read it... almost read it twice.
	Okay, what a weird ending to this episode.
	No, that's good.
	This is how it was meant to be.
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	You can't wait until Thursday.
	I don't know how you folks are waiting until Thursday to get this shit.
	Yeah, what the frickin' heck?
	I need to start my week with some real politics.
	How did we not make a Jason Schwartzman joke in the end?
	Well, I just kept laughing at him being in the video the whole time.
	And I was just like, oh, there's Jason Schwartzman.
	I thought that's where you're going when you said the force, the Schwartz.
	Oh, there it is.
	You just did the joke right now.
	I thought that's where you're going when you said the Schwartz.
	That's awesome.
	Alright, yeah.
	Write to us at MinionDeathCult at gmail.com.
	Send us your family's memes.
	Air out your dirty laundry.
	We'd love to see it and possibly read it on the show.
	And yeah, Patreon.com slash MinionDeathCult 311 a month.
	You gotta do it.
	Seriously, I see some of these Patreon accounts putting out like two episodes a month for more money.
	Yeah, it's a real bargain.
	It's a real chill bargain.
	Give me a fucking break.
	You get like an hour and a half.
	Or no, you get a hundred and eighty minutes a month.
	So fucking come on.
	Yeah.
	Come on here.
	Bye.

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