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Dec. 10, 2023 - Louder Than Crowder
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EPISODE 13: WE'REMONGERING (DECEMBER 5TH, 2023)

Man, it is a Tuesday at the LWC compound and the boys have to stretch. Luckily, they make it to the finish line thanks to TikTok, a misunderstanding (or mischaracterization) of dictatorship & amendments, and extensive extended racist accents.  Sprinkle in a little conspiracy theory encouragment.  These are not serious people.  Email: louderthancrowder@gmail.com Twitter/X: @thancrowder Music by DJ Danarchy

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This is an AudioWool original.
So that part is funny.
Welcome to Louder Than Proud, our podcast about the podcast.
Louder with Crowder.
My name's Byron.
I'm joined tonight by Jared.
Hello.
And Woodrow, look at that.
This is an audio podcast.
They can't look at anything.
Yeah, this is in front of me.
I'm back.
Hey!
Real deal, right?
I didn't even know you recorded an episode without me.
Why didn't you guys tell me?
What?
You recorded behind my back.
Okay, that's fine.
We said you'd be back though and here you are.
Right Jared?
I'm glad to be back.
Happy to be back.
We were missing you for sure.
But he didn't miss much.
No!
I heard I missed some dope racism.
It's like top tier.
Top tier.
Yeah, you did a lot.
Today, hmm, I wonder if it'll be any different.
We're covering the December 5th, 2023 episode of Louder Than Crowder.
It's a Tuesday.
Going up.
Does it not normally record on Tuesdays?
On a Tuesday.
No, I mean, it's just last week we did a Wednesday.
Oh, hell yeah.
Tuesday.
Let's go.
Yeah.
You know the show.
Donald Trump talks dictator adjacent stuff.
So we what about Biden for a bit.
What about a Biden?
Yeah.
Everyone's favorite segment.
What about a Biden?
There we go.
Then a mentally ill person.
We had a Biden-its-a-boy.
Excuse me?
We had a Biden-its-a-boy.
We had a baby-its-a-boy being referenced to an old 100 Collect commercial?
That's right.
We had a Biden-its-a-boy.
Nice.
Then a mentally ill person blew up his home, but because he's Asian and may have held left-leaning conspiratorial beliefs, the boys decided it's a good opportunity to do a racist accent for a good, I don't know, 25 minutes.
Yeah, at least 25.
That's a good length for an accent.
But also they stumble into something they consider another Mug Club undercover scoop, which is now, I don't know, seemingly equivalent to a Fox News alert.
Seems like it's all the fucking time.
Very cool.
We'll get into it.
When last week we were talking about, like, the shitty scoops that people send them, this must have been one of them, right?
Yeah, I guess.
We also have some exclusive information on that here today that we just kind of uncovered accidentally that I haven't seen anywhere else and we've been trying to track down.
Some of the facts, some of the claims that have been made, and I think we're good.
I'm going to play it close to the vest.
And this is odd.
It's almost, Dennis, like we're celebrating your return and the boys knew all about it.
We've got ourselves a new cover song.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Yeah.
Parodying a new metal rap rock artist from 2001, a Christian artist.
paid on delivery.
I'm gonna just fast forward a little bit.
Cool, cool, cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
Here comes the poop.
Was that Jared making fart noises or was that in the recording?
No, that's in the recording.
Holy fuck.
Yeah.
Could the vocals have been a little louder though?
I couldn't hear them.
They should have tripled them instead of just doubled.
If you go to the end of the segment, they actually use the poop noise, the farty noise rather, as a keyboard part.
And so they play it like an instrument, the farts.
Yeah, they had a lot of fun with this one, you can tell.
Their one joke has seeped into every scene of their show.
Is that an intended pun?
Seeped?
Of course.
Right through the back there.
What was that about?
Oh, it was about Biden pooping his pants, of course.
Yeah, full blowout.
Did that happen?
No, it's just he's old.
He's old.
Yeah.
You have to imagine, but... Oh, okay.
I gotta say, Biden compared to Trump, he doesn't really have like a diaper boy pants.
I mean, if he is shitting his pants into a diaper, I can't tell.
They figured out, like, the metro diaper for him, if that's, you know, to go from the book of Crowder.
If you guys had to actually guess between Donald Trump and Joe Biden, who do you think has had more shitting accidents?
I don't really care to do that, honestly.
I think that the whole thing is silly.
That's fair.
That's fair.
That was, of course, to our Gen Z listeners or the folks who are too old to know who P.O.D.
is.
I love P.O.D.
Yeah, that song called Boom.
Boom Boom and the Britches.
Certainly did kind of set the tone for the show, right folks?
Big time.
Let's get this thing going.
Let's kick it off right.
I have a sliver in my foot that I can't find, but I know it's there.
Look, this is me being selfish.
Sorry, I hope that you appreciate that sometimes I have a lot of good qualities.
I could use your help.
How do you get rid of a sliver from your foot?
What's a sliver?
Say... Splinter.
Sorry, splinter?
Yeah, splinter.
I've said both.
This is a wonderful start.
If you say Epsom salts, Don't sap himself.
Okay, so you gotta soak the foot Steven and then it becomes more apparent.
He's just impatient.
How is this guy the Bolsonaro of like conservative radio?
This is like the first, officially, this is the first segment on our show, 13 episodes in.
How's Steven feeling this week?
And he's always fucked up, man.
Every time we come back to him, once a week, different show, this guy's just hurting.
He is physically hurting.
Yeah, last week, at the end of the week, he hurt his neck again.
We didn't cover that.
He's falling apart.
All the time.
A real strong show today.
Not phoned in one bit, but also...
I'm a sliver guy.
I've never said splinter.
I don't say splinter when I get wood fragments in my hands.
The piece of wood is called a splinter.
And then when it gets into you, it's called a sliver.
It's regional.
It doesn't matter.
It definitely doesn't matter.
It's Carl's Jr's and Hardy's, man.
Oh, there's a big fucking difference there.
Jesus.
It's Hellman's and Best Foods, my dude.
Oh, fuck off.
It's Juul and Osco, I suppose?
Let's continue our casual roll into the show.
It's a special day for our third chair-sitter.
Mr. Josh Feierstein, happy birthday, sir!
Thank you very much.
Shout out Lisa Feierstein for pushing me out and dealing with me for 17 years.
She's a nice lady.
Wow, she's only 17, huh?
Yeah, I got out of there.
I said I had enough of this.
I'm going to go be somebody.
A longer emancipated Earth.
Yeah.
Happy birthday Josh I guess.
Yeah sure.
Leave the show.
Yeah stop doing this.
He's got to just be flying into like DFW all the time to do this.
I think actually I heard in an episode, I don't know if we captured it, that Crowder paid for his relocation because he was a Seattle guy or no he's a Spokane Washington.
Yeah yeah Washington.
So he is moving to Texas.
He is or he lives there, yeah.
Do you think Steven has like a weird campus?
No.
Because of a Shrug Club leak, we know what's going on with- We may.
We may.
And we know for sure- I'm gonna put that one close to the vest.
Nah, yeah.
Probably should, actually.
It seems like they've ditched the name of their TikTok segments, because I saw the same video pop up in my TikTok feed the other night when I was trying to go to sleep.
I thought it was super inspirational, but Stephen, of course, doesn't agree.
Avither, have you been on the New York subway?
I know.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Well, this might sound familiar.
By the way, so we've got some updates on your foot.
Oh, shit.
Back to the foot.
Yeah, they're not getting over that.
So, you know that voice behind the New York City Subway?
Before we get to anything else, the voice you were saying, like, oh, man, stand clear of the closing doors.
Well, turns out, and the good thing, I was going to say YouTube Dump, but we're not on YouTube.
We're banned for two weeks.
So, turns out the New York City Subway voice is a crazy person.
I cut that short because of course they're just gonna say awful things over this segment that is surprisingly getting attention now.
It's a July clip from Good Morning America.
Bernie Wagonthal, the voice of the New York subway, does stand clear of the closing doors announcing the stations.
And it's just talking about her career and her transition.
It's a super brave thing to do, coming out publicly at 66.
Yeah.
I think it's an incredibly brave thing to do, especially when, like, your voice is the thing that is a large part of your career, and that's also changing as part of this transition.
It's fully, like, heartwarming that it's this older person who's still finding time to, like, realize themselves, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's awesome.
It's like a really nice story that they have to shit on because this person is trans.
It's being disgusting for no real reason at all.
Yeah, this doesn't affect him at all.
Well, they might feel differently in a minute.
No, Dennis is the most correct here because this is somewhere that Stephen's probably never been on any of these MTA systems.
He's too afraid.
Yeah, there's the knockout game that's happening and he is...
Deathly afraid.
And sadly, though, in this segment, I noticed that a lot of this transphobia is rubbing off on Josh.
Josh says she is using her male voice.
I did catch that.
That's the sliver of hope that we have for Josh.
He says it correctly.
Let's call Josh and get him on the show for sure.
I'll tell you, I rode a bunch of trains over the last few weeks.
Yeah, because you were in Japan.
Yeah, and I don't know if the voice was male or female.
It doesn't matter to me.
It said the words I needed to hear and I left.
Yeah, but I mean, this is bad and bumming them out because, you know, it's being forced upon them.
It is.
Yeah, absolutely.
Hearing a voice is definitely being forced.
Trans stuff, yeah.
We used to be in the era of like, well, if you don't like gay marriage, just don't get gay married.
It's like, if you don't like an abortion, just don't have one.
It's like, if you don't like guys who don't even try to actually look like women being thrust in front of your face on every media platform that exists, then maybe you should just kill yourself.
Like, no.
I mean, what do you want me to... It's not Canada.
This is everywhere.
I couldn't... There are things that I would care less about, I'm sure, if I were to actually go, like, take inventory.
Right.
But off the top of my head, I can't think of one that I care about less than the Subway Voice guy now being a lady and they get a Vice Special.
It's weird that he had to cover this too, right?
Yeah, he's the one who's covering this.
I wouldn't know about this if it wasn't for Steven.
So Steven, thank you for sharing the news.
He was forced to cover this.
He's also forced to apparently watch the shows that show him things he doesn't want to see.
I think we're in kind of a golden age of alternative content for anything that anyone's interested in.
You can watch whatever the fuck you want to watch, man.
I really wish that he understood all those options he said that, you know, if you don't like gay marriage, don't get gay married.
If you don't like whatever else he fucking said, don't do whatever.
Those are things versus, like, witnessing something.
It's just, if you don't want to do something, don't do that thing, right?
Yeah.
But also, yeah, if you don't want to witness something, you have a choice to stop witnessing that thing.
Yeah, don't look.
Yeah.
But also, people will exist in society.
So, you will see gay people in society.
Yeah.
You will see trans people in society.
You might see Democrats that you hate in society.
Gross, dude.
I know, it's so disgusting.
But, don't pay attention to that shit.
And then, of course, yeah, this doesn't matter to me, blah blah blah.
I'm just going to cover it because it makes you mad, and you matter to me, so I'm trying to make you upset.
It's a lazy show this week.
Yeah.
We'll don't get gay married.
We'll don't have an abortion.
We'll don't go to the next store and buy a thing and do a dance with the thing in your hand.
There's like the brevity is the soul of wit.
That's all I'm trying to say.
His meandering trying to make a point there.
It's just.
Yeah, this is definitely a Tuesday episode.
Yeah, it is a Tuesday episode.
Why even do it if this is what you're going to put into it?
You know what I mean?
Speaking of volunteering, this next guy said, I'm crazy!
So this has been going on right now, and right now the time is... Oh, sorry, I gotta...
It's 922.
It's 922 Central, so 1022 Eastern on, what, the 5th today?
I believe December 5th.
So this story is going to develop.
It is trending everywhere.
And it is trending everywhere because people don't necessarily know how to process this.
They don't know sort of the angle of approach here.
There are a lot of moving parts.
Is this person, we're talking about James Yu, is this person a terrorist?
Was this person actually being set up by the FBI?
Is this person a domestic extremist?
Is this just a crazy person?
We don't know all of it, but we do have some new details here, some of which I know are exclusive to the Lighthouse Crowder crew there at Mission Control.
So my question to you first is, where do you see this going?
And if you've been following the story right now at this moment in time, what's your hunch?
Call it!
I love it.
Why would you determine the angle and approach of a story that just happened overnight?
This happened like less than 24 hours before Steven's covering it.
And we'll explain what's going on with James Yu, but it just seems really irresponsible.
Why is he soliciting hunches?
Has he even talked about what the story is yet?
Or is he just given the name of the person?
Yeah, just given the name.
And then he's asking for hunches.
Hey, have you guys heard of this thing that I'm about to talk about?
Like this, like this crazy guy?
Have you guys heard of this crazy guy?
What do you think, where do you think this is gonna go, Dennis?
Dennis, where do you think this is gonna go?
I don't, I don't know at all.
I mean, that makes sense.
Fantastic, yeah.
Makes sense to me.
I had no fucking clue what he was talking about.
What were the hunches?
Were people, I'm assuming it's racist hunches.
Well, I mean, I have a hunch why he's asking for hunches, and we'll get to that at the end of this.
Got a bunch of hunches.
Stephen and the boys, they didn't know any more, I guess most of the details at the time they were covering this.
It didn't really matter because I think that they were just using the situation as a vehicle.
But, Monday night, there was an explosion that happened.
It was a neighborhood in Arlington, Virginia.
I saw that.
Yeah, this is what we're talking about.
During the execution of a search warrant, the suspect, James Yu, he's 56, is presumed dead, as they have found human remains at the scene.
Did anyone else die?
Well, I don't know.
It doesn't seem like anyone died right now, which is the only reason that we're able to... Okay, first off, that's pretty cool.
That blew the entire house up.
Would you fight on Nobody Died?
Yes.
Very cool.
It's visually cool.
I watched it quite a bit.
It is pretty cool to see.
That looks like a motion picture.
You know, talkies.
Put down your action figures.
Why is it an explosion of any kind cool that caused property damage in a city?
Yeah, and it did kill somebody.
Well, it killed him.
Exactly.
That's still somebody who's dead, you know?
It doesn't mean that you can laugh about it, and we're certainly not done laughing about it.
You know how, um, how certain people will say that video games cause people to, like, fetishize violence?
It's only people who are fetishized by violence who are just- Predetermined, too.
Exactly, yeah.
So, if you get off on seeing explosions, then you're gonna also like seeing that in video games, and apparently this.
Did you see the explosion, Jared?
Uh, yeah.
And actually I had no clue what he was talking about, but I did see some of this information and the video, what, yesterday or two days ago, I guess, or whatever.
I watched it twice cause I was like, holy shit, what happened to that house?
I mean, it cartoonishly explodes.
Like I'm talking the walls, front, back, side to side, the roof, everything just kind of went away from itself.
Yeah, just it's impressive to see something like that on the scale of destruction, I suppose But then you see what it is about it's like oh shit.
That's that sucks Arlington County Police Chief Andy Penn said a male suspect
Discharged a flare type of gun from the residents more than 30 times. It's a lot of flares
Officers Okay, well call the cops fuck
Stephen's gonna do a whole show about it.
Nah, he won't, because you're white.
So, you're right.
Officers attempted to engage with the suspect without success.
A search warrant was ultimately obtained to allow our officers to secure any weapons to ensure that there would be no ongoing threat to the community.
So that's why there's a search warrant, was because of the flare gun firing?
Yeah.
Okay, that makes sense.
The explosion prompted evacuations affecting 10 households.
So I'm glad to hear that that happened.
Great.
Very good.
Yes, investigators discovered concerning social media posts by James, including rambling conspiracy theories against government officials, law enforcement, media outlets, and neighbors.
And again from Penn, he said, we are aware of concerning social media posts allegedly made by the suspect and these will be reviewed as part of the ongoing criminal investigation.
FBI's David Sundberg added, the individual Chief Penn referenced had previously
communicated with the FBI via phone calls, online tips, and letters over a number of years.
I would characterize these communications as primarily complaints about alleged frauds he believed were perpetuated
against him.
They just don't know any details of this story.
Well, mostly because they didn't wait to report it.
You gotta get some news out, dude.
Breaking news is breaking for a reason.
They're a comedy show.
Can't let it be broken away.
It's a comedy show.
I just want to rephrase what I say.
Shooting 30 flares off in your house, it seems dangerous and unsafe.
But, and hear me out, if this is a Joe Dante movie, Then, it's kind of fun.
We're talking about Gremlins here?
Yeah, Gremlins, uh, Small Soldiers, Gremlins 2, Gremlins 3.
Is he a Toys director exclusively?
Not exclusively, but he did a good job with it while he was in on it.
Hell yeah.
The first thing for me was like, I was worried about the house next to it.
Ditto.
Yeah.
And, Dennis, did you see it?
Yeah, yeah, I mean here I would be worried.
I was also sort of houses next to it like fire starting.
Why is that?
Because you're like a person who's empathetic?
I don't know.
I was hoping there'd be more explosions.
That's why I was looking for more fire.
I've been in like my apartment complex caught on fire one time like three weeks into moving into this place.
Dude, fucking cool, bro.
That's awesome.
I love to hear that.
It was my neighbor two doors down, thankfully not three, but two doors down.
Cover coming.
Thank you.
And then he threw a cigarette on the balcony.
The balcony was made out of wood.
The whole side started to burn.
And so like our complex was like close enough to the spot next to us that it started melting all the siding off of the complex next to us.
So that's that's immediately where I was at like when I arrived home there was like you know 350 displaced people standing out on the street watching their house potentially burn down.
That must have been so cool.
Yeah yeah super fun and awesome and like you know why why do you care about people having lives outside of the one guy who lost it.
Now I have a hunch that maybe has something to do with his race.
I don't know.
I also just want to say that anyone who dies, even the criminal, their death is a tragedy of some kind.
Of course.
We can't be like... Dude, you have no idea what's coming.
I'm sure, I'm sure.
And I know obviously death penalties are something to talk about, but at the end of the day, when you talk guns with people and they say, well, if you rule out suicides, as if suicides don't fucking matter to death.
Yeah, it's wild.
Death is bad.
Always.
All death is bad.
Uh, very few details, but they're gonna, you know, just unpack as much as they can for the majority of the show.
Let's start with their race first.
I'm not a creature with stirring, aside from the Asian-American psychopath firing off 20 flares.
They might have been fireworks.
You know, look, is there a neighbor firing off flares in the house?
One flare?
Shame on me.
I don't even allow the third flare, which is what we call the grace flare.
It is a grace flare.
But I would say four or five.
You know, you start to think, hey, maybe something is going on here.
How many times do I have to shoot flare?
So mad!
The guy just had to keep escalating it because he had to explode to be heard.
Fine, I blow up house!
I'm starting to empathize with this guy.
I know.
Gerald on his best impression of Steven's impression of an Asian person.
Dude, he gets kind of busted in that later on.
But yeah, exciting, really cool stuff.
Just a beginning.
I really hate how much they blame the left of bringing race into it so fucking much as if this matters at all.
I mean, I could see I'm trying to think of like an equivalent story on the other side of things where the left has brought up race in a weird like... This is something that's clearly not race driven in any capacity.
I mean, I don't know the whole story so I mean who knows what... I think it's probably fair to say.
If I was like a black man choked to death today Why would I say that?
Like, that doesn't play a role in the story.
They probably would though.
Oh, they would for sure if it was for their audience.
So the crack investigative team gets to work.
They put on their caps, glasses, other detective things.
They're sleuthing.
So of course you're going to start doing some research concerning the claims that you has made, which we will get into.
Sorry, did I just say LinkedIn?
Or did I say you?
Use LinkedIn.
Because in my head I'm thinking about LinkedIn.
Alright.
You ever do that?
Where you think in your head and you're like, did I say that word?
It's like pouring orange juice in your cereal.
So, you.
You've never poured orange juice in your cereal?
No.
Oh, it's amazing.
You've never accidentally done that?
Instead of milk, you know, you pour orange juice?
And you're like, it's almost as though these Cheerios are too acidic.
You never eat them.
The containers are totally different.
Yes, it's not lost on me.
Gerald Stephan on that is just a delight.
It is great.
What kind of 1950s hack bit is that?
Hey, you ever pour orange juice in your cereals?
You remember when Mark Hopp is talking about how he's like, I'm a freak, I put water in my cereal instead of milk.
I don't actually remember that.
Did he do that?
Does he do that?
Yes, he did that.
I believe that's verifiable information.
Now you're doing the PILC this year, I heard.
Dude, PILC all day, bro.
And we're not sponsored.
We will never be sponsored by Pepsi and milk mixed together.
Milk as a whole.
Okay, I gotta tell you.
The concept of milk is... Well, Got Milk did have their campaign, but... That's fair.
Yeah, I mean, it's just... So what does that have to do with LinkedIn or anything?
Here we go, you're about to... He makes some claims that are pretty crazy that involve the FBI, but every time I see someone making a claim regarding the FBI, I'm like, eh, well, I bet the FBI probably is somewhat wrong here.
In this case, his LinkedIn, you, it just was an absolute treasure trove of insanity.
I mean, it's the kind of thing that as, you know, a comedic outfit here, we live for.
Yeah, exactly.
But it was deleted in the middle of our research at 6 45 this morning.
We have a video from our security camera footage of Ginger Snap Lane looking up his LinkedIn and it being deleted in real time.
So you'll see the before and after.
Apparently they witnessed LinkedIn removing the information of a potential terrorist.
This is a real video moment.
Video Jared can step in here if you'd like.
Oh yeah, you did watch the video.
What was happening on the screen there?
I just envisioned them on the video.
It's being deleted in real time and then it cuts to a guy where it says your internet is not working and he's playing like the T-Rex game on Chrome.
It does a people at work scenario, one of their little skits that they do.
What is LinkedIn?
It's a social media network.
Yeah.
What happens when a terror suspect or a mass shooter or a serial killer, their profile gets discovered?
Goes down.
The company removes it.
Yeah, it's a liability for them.
Yes.
And they don't need that kind of attention.
They don't need that kind of extra traffic.
They remove it and it's gone.
Yeah, and they do it because Biden called and said, hey, listen, doesn't Biden work for LinkedIn?
I don't think so.
I bet he's got a fucking page.
So here's this video, right?
Show security cam.
There's two employees in this room.
I want to just point out that it's 6.45 in the morning and they are doing research for Stephen Crowder.
Job's got to be paying big time for them.
To be doing this stuff, I don't know.
I guarantee you they're interns.
It's black and white footage.
There's like six computers, three on each side, faced away from each other.
There's two guys sitting next to each other.
We've got the guy on the far end on his Mac, big Mac, just saying that the rest of them appear to be PCs.
That's what, you know, I just noticed that.
He's on there.
There's something on the wall that is emitting a reflection.
So you can kind of see he's got his desk and he's typing.
He's typing and then all of a sudden he reacts.
He like pulls his head back from the screen.
In the reflection you start seeing this red light start flashing.
So I don't really know what they're like, if this is like intentional, they're just like setting this up or something.
Exactly when the red light starts flashing is when they say that that's what's happening is that they've deleted the LinkedIn profile on the side of the screen.
They're showing James Yu's profile picture, like LinkedIn bio information.
And then it shows, Hey, this page has been deleted, like in real time.
That's what they're trying to show us here.
Without refreshing the page?
Yeah, without refreshing the page, like it just, oop, it's gone.
So then the guy's like, ooh, like what's happening?
But then the red light again, it's flashing and it's like, what is flashing?
Are you saying that it's made up?
Are you saying that they reenacted, recreated this moment?
I almost feel like that's what it has to be, because like, what on this guy's desk is all of a sudden flashing like a red blinking light as they're trying to describe to the audience in this video that they're showing us?
Oh, this is the moment things go awry for the LinkedIn page.
It feels made up.
It feels perpetrated on their end.
I don't know.
I'm not surprised by that.
Not even a little bit.
I wish I was.
I want to watch this.
I want to see that.
Guys, we've talked five minutes about this.
It doesn't matter.
It's a little clip.
This is a big story.
It isn't.
He blew this thing wide open.
No, this has nothing to do with it.
LinkedIn deleted their thing.
That's it.
No, no, no.
LinkedIn did not, dude.
Oh my God.
I bet it's back up, I bet it's back up.
I don't know.
I sent you the picture where it shows like James U's like profile from LinkedIn, like the screen grab that they did have of it.
It's a picture of James U, it says LinkedIn, and then stuff that's linked in the bio, there is a YouTube link, which I copied, followed that, it's now no longer working as well.
Just as his LinkedIn is no longer working.
Oh Jesus.
U.S.
is the world's biggest terrorist.
Noam Chomsky 2015.
Interesting that they like showed this and they're trying to sell it off like it's anything.
It's just very strange.
I don't even know why he's showing us that really.
It adds realness.
It's like when you had a weird stupid friend who told you video game rumors and showed you like pictures of his vibrating controller instead of the screen or something.
That's a very specific example.
But I think I've discovered what the hook is.
Especially given the claims that this guy has made.
And especially considering what we know about the Nashville Manifesto.
Which, by the way, you can go to ReleaseTheManifesto.com and sign on there so that we can get it to the MNPD and hopefully they do it.
So we know that they were hiding information that was sort of key.
Same thing happened with the Vegas shooting.
Still don't know what they're talking about with the Vegas shooting.
I'll have to dig into that eventually.
The one yesterday?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Interesting.
Yeah.
I wonder if they did talk about that today.
I didn't follow up.
Probably.
I fucking guarantee they did.
Jared, you dug into the the monitor.
I dug into ReleaseTheManifesto.com.
Did you go to that website?
No, I didn't even check it out.
Interesting site, looks an awful lot like StopBigCon.com.
Oh no.
It's basically just a sign up for an email list and they keep doing this.
That's all StopBigCon was, that's all this is.
He's claiming it's a petition.
It's truly a MailChimp form where you put in your email address.
When you go there, does it even forward without playing?
Yeah, it's really MailChimp.mp.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just MailChimp.
That's almost as great as our website, louderwithcrowder.net.
Yeah, it's a great website.
Yeah, it's a lovely website.
You should check it out.
It's definitely very official.
Really?
This is so fucking dumb.
Yeah, it's really bad.
Official petition.
Yeah, it's an official petition.
Nice, nice, great.
Bonded by Mail Camp.
I knew it.
I was waiting for it.
I knew what it was, but it, oh yeah.
It tickles a little bit, yeah.
But this important LinkedIn, it was archived, and here's what it said.
Here's his bio.
It says, U.S.
I.S.
the world's biggest terrorist.
N. Chomsky, 2015.
F. the police.
Ice Cube.
W slash N.W.A.
and then hashtag purge them.
With an underscore, which is weird that he put that in a bio, like an underscore in his LinkedIn.
It's not like someone else has, he has a monopoly on purge them.
You don't need an underscore.
You can both use the tech.
It's not like a screen name.
This is a crazy person.
Or.
Or.
Or it could just be an older Asian guy.
It's very hard to differentiate sometimes.
U.S.I.S.
Of course.
It says U.S.
is, of course, the world's biggest terrorist.
One of the easiest words to read, even.
It's two letters.
It's really not that hard.
U.S.I.S.
It says U.S.I.S.
And then they make jokes about language barriers after that?
Come on, Stephen.
Yeah, I mean, that's just... You have a language barrier.
How often are you guys saying, when you're referring to yourself, eyes?
I usually say eyes.
Eyes the world's biggest terrorist.
Usually, when it gets kind of late, I usually say, I am hungry!
It's okay, and then... This is just to say, pulled from an interview that Noam Chomsky did in 2015 with Isabella Kumar of Euronews.
Chomsky's speaking of the drone war that's basically like, listen, we all know about this, so it shouldn't be taboo to talk about it, but look, The U.S.'
's drone war where they just you know fly the drone in and then they shoot and kill whoever casualties it doesn't matter kind of it's this is the drone war that's what he's referring to the world's biggest terrorist agents this the U.S.
he says.
I.S.
Are you sure?
U.S.
I.S.
the world's biggest terrorist.
I'm so sorry.
It's still attributed to my man Noam Chomsky 2015.
More on the LinkedIn, which is a social media platform that I've totally neglected apparently.
I love it.
It's my favorite place.
Pop it off.
We go back to December 1st.
Hugh posted this on his LinkedIn, accusing his neighbors of being spies.
This is on his LinkedIn.
He said, you know what?
I don't care.
I'm going to go with it.
He said, Jamie Rosemary and Lance and her two children are spies and act as buffers, collecting my information and delivering to their handlers.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith, HOLLYWOOD BULLSHIT!
It is all caps.
Jamie Rosemary and Lance Smith extract, copy and examine all my network digital connection for signaling.
It's obvious they, y'all, Jamie, Rosemary Land, one word, etc.
desire and intend to assassinate James Yu, third person.
Fuck y'all!
They're not done.
They're not done.
Do you think he walked away from his computer like... Yeah!
He definitely did!
He flipped it off.
That's so sick.
He got his ass.
I bet he totally did, too, Josh.
Does he realize how his racist accent completely distracted everyone from the point he was trying to make about the poster?
Yeah, everyone just thought he was making funny noises.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean... It goes on for, like, three minutes, it feels like.
It's just very long.
I didn't think I shouldn't put people through that kind of stuff, right?
It's, uh... I don't fucking know.
Yeah, well, they do know why LinkedIn deleted the page, of course.
And is LinkedIn also contained?
Okay, here we are.
This is where it seems like the scrubbing is suspicious.
Bunch of anti-Trump and anti-white ramblings.
Yeah.
Yes.
I wish he said that when he blew up his house.
We all know some people that have like the T.I.
sort of vibe on their Facebook pages and in real life targeted individual type of stuff.
We've read that but yeah it does seem to be like a little paranoia going on there but it's also written in a very strange way where like the third person is used quite a few times which makes me feel like it's like silly or like kind of fictional or something.
But we don't really know because, you know, we don't have context, so it's just a bunch of writing here.
We've been laughing a lot.
Well, they have.
I guess it's time for them to laugh about mental illness.
Cool.
So he also filed like an unbelievable amount of lawsuits uh claiming conspiracies against his wife his sister
Rochester General Hospital Verizon, Google, the New York Times
I'd be like what's next?
What's next like what's coming next time right?
Well, I don't know if there's a gas leak in there or something.
Those aren't funny.
Not funny.
It's some guy who's suing a bunch of people and probably paranoid.
So I gotta break it to you, Dennis.
I cut about two dozen more Why you no jokes?
Great.
Yeah, you're missing out.
Maybe that would have changed the context.
It definitely would have made this a lot funner.
Stephen tries to cover his ass by pointing out that it's okay to laugh at mental illness in this case.
It's fine, dude.
It's fine.
Because this person could basically be Antifa or something.
This person could be crazy, and also be crazy, motivated by some kind of extremist ideology.
So I do think there's a vested interest from intelligence agencies to always make sure that it's swept under the rug if an extremist obviously is inspired by the left, which of course we know happens all the time.
So he specifically claimed that his wife had institutionalized him against his will.
He said, I never consented to being admitted to Rochester General Hospital.
I was hung over from drinking too much alcohol.
Not uncommon for me.
Yeah, we've got a guest, Jimmy!
Oh, Jimmy's drunk again!
I wonder if he has Asian rosacea.
He says, my wife has seen me drunk and hung over countless times throughout our relationship.
Whose voice was that?
Which one?
There was the one that said the Asian Rosacea?
Yeah, I thought that was Josh saying that, but it could have been Toolman from Mission Control.
One of the background guys or something?
Yeah, either way, I just want to point this out that this is all a house that exploded after a long standoff and, you know, potentially injured other people.
Yeah, but he wanted us to the hospital because he thought that his wife illegally incarcerated him in a hospital.
Yeah, because he was in the middle of a mental health crisis.
Yeah, yeah, but we should make fun of his accent more.
I mean, why aren't we?
I heard that this guy was Asian.
Does he even have an accent?
I'm glad you thought about that.
That's one of my questions because I know so many Asian Americans who are just like, hey, what's up, Dennis?
Yeah.
Did you play blah, blah, blah yet?
He doesn't know what this person sounds like.
I would say Western accent.
No, no, he's just Asian.
All Asian people sound the same.
This is just one of those normal situations where a house explodes and we immediately talk about the lawsuits they filed years ago for mental health.
Yeah, that makes sense.
But also, this is one of the largest terror attacks inspired by election fraud conspiracies.
It's a fact.
Think about that!
I'm not being facetious here.
That is the most amount of terrorist attacks actually committed Inspired by election fraud conspiracy theories.
Certainly home explosions.
Yes.
Yes.
Which, look, if you're gonna blow up a home, why would you blow your own home up?
I actually appreciate that.
You do?
I'd rather people blow up your own home.
Why?
I don't think you should blow up a home.
No, I don't think you should.
Look, can we all agree that you probably, generally, there are exceptions, shouldn't blow up homes.
Usually.
Usually.
But if you're going to do it, I'd prefer that you do it So, Jared, I did watch this portion of the show.
Ah, good.
Steven does a bit where he goes up to a whiteboard, he marks a tally for left-wing house explosion extremism or something like that, and shows that there's none on the right.
I don't know how much more of it you watched, but this is where I checked out as I had a dog eat a bit of a mushroom outside and go into a whole vomit thing.
Yeah, she's all right.
She's fine now.
Yeah, there's people who are a big fan of your dog last week.
Oh, they're laughing when the boner came in.
She just whipped that thing around.
Who's dog's name was last week?
Your dog last week?
My dog is Rizzo.
We call her Riz.
Turns out, what is this, the word of the year?
Riz?
I've got the dog of the year all of a sudden?
And she's just out here?
It is!
I think it's a Gen Z kind of thing.
Have you guys heard of Skibbity Toilet?
I don't know, I'm too old for that too.
Stephen's saying that this is the largest terror attack inspired by election fraud conspiracies.
I mean, he knows what he's doing.
What is he talking about with election fraud conspiracies?
He's implying that January 6th wasn't a terrorist attack.
Yeah, but what's the connection of this to election fraud?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I did forget that you talked a lot about the Russian interference in 2016.
That's why they're saying he's a left-wing conspiracy theorist.
But then they pitch a conspiracy theory of their own.
You have claimed that he used to be the head of global security at the Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States.
Before his LinkedIn account was created.
Yes, before his LinkedIn account was created.
I never would have hired him.
CFIUS is the abbreviation, which is still pretty damn long.
So, what do they do?
This entity reviews foreign direct investment in the United States.
So, for example, they were overseeing TikTok, a potential for sale of TikTok to an American company.
With Twitter, this entity was involved in calls to investigate Musk's purchase of Twitter.
As it relates to China, CFI US permitted like Chinese really Chinese government to invest in Syngenta was an agricultural Science company, I believe there was a Chicago Stock Exchange like semiconductor companies.
So this is what this company does And he claims to have been involved with it on a high level.
The head of global security.
Yeah.
Obviously misleading us.
So over a decade of technology-related experience, including product development, product and program management, proven leadership, and precedent-setting foresight and drive.
Over 18 years of property management experience as private landlord, experienced functional department head seeks to contribute with a broad background and skill set including direct involvement with the CFIUS Committee on Foreign Investments in the United States, not head of, national security review process where I successfully led and managed Global Crossings, GC's technical and security team throughout the CFIUS process, Resulting in regulatory approval from the United States government for Singapore technologies, it goes on, this is back in 2003.
So it has nothing to do with the things that Stephen listed about TikTok and what's this right here?
Former head global security on his LinkedIn page at the top there.
Interesting.
Yeah, that's what they were talking about.
Yeah, but it's not correct.
Of course, yeah.
Is it their first time on LinkedIn?
Apparently.
Do they not realize how much people embellish their shit on LinkedIn to try and save importance?
Yeah, they lie and you can put whatever the fuck you want.
I tell them that I'm a professional musician.
Oh, nice.
Skilled in technology, product development, and product management, risk management, business process improvement, and Microsoft Office tools.
Fuck yeah, dude!
Gotta leave it in there.
Gotta get that in there.
Yeah.
First in?
I just still am so confused as to why any of this matters to the House.
Now, for them to say, and I guess for him to say, that he's the head of global security at CFIUS,
it's just not true.
But Stephen continues to act as if he didn't have access to the information that I had.
I just still am so confused as to why any of this matters to the house explosion.
It does not, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't.
Nope, but well, it might soon.
Then Gerald realizes that it wasn't just the one house that exploded, that it was a duplex, and they all get kind of nervous and squirm.
I love this.
That someone else could be hurt.
He blew up his duplex with his apparently spy neighbors.
I don't think they were there at that time because this has been going on for a while, so they probably were able to get out, but still he was trying to take them out.
So did he take himself out?
I don't know.
We don't see this in the report.
It's like, did he take himself out or did he escape?
Well, there'd be a lot of pieces to put together specifically of Mr. Yu.
I don't know if he did it remotely or what, because some people were saying he was actually commenting in YouTube chats where he posted some YouTube stuff where basically they were just screenshots of a bunch of stuff from LinkedIn and other places.
So they were saying that he's still alive in chat.
So this, this is definitely like becoming a bit of a conspiracy.
Like, is he even still alive?
I wonder why it's becoming a conspiracy.
Yeah, that's crazy.
It's weird how that stuff happens.
We don't know anything about this, but let's go ahead and tell everyone that we do know.
Thousands of listeners.
It's really responsible.
This has nothing to do with anything.
It's just a quick clip to embarrass Gerald for trying to be racist and failing.
I say, why you say we give you choo-choo, you say fuck y'all!
He tried to blow a present!
I can't do anything.
I don't know what that was, but I appreciate the valiant effort.
So, I don't know what you could do without it, but it is funny to hear Gerald, you know, fail at doing a racist accent.
Yeah.
He's quite a Gerald, you know.
Yeah.
I just want to reiterate, none of this matters.
LinkedIn deleted the page.
They don't want that stuff on their network.
That could have been the entire news story.
Yeah.
Yeah, but that won't get listeners.
Damn it, I sure hope people listen to our podcast.
Here's what we need to do.
We need to get a website going.
Call it a petition.
Uh-huh.
Okay?
Hide it behind all sorts of things.
Can I use MailChimp?
MailChimp.com.
Any sort of cool form that'll... A Google form.
Let's use a Google form.
Stephen once again calls for conspiracy theorist engagement and then covers his ass.
I don't know, you guys can let us know your theories below at this point.
So that's a timeline hopefully that kind of gives you everything that we know.
There is some misinformation out there.
Everything that we have delivered today we can confirm ourselves.
The LinkedIn piece is something that is interesting to me that no one else has really... we just happened to catch it accidentally.
Why would that be wiped?
What would be the... who stands to benefit from wiping his LinkedIn?
I'll let you answer that.
I mean, LinkedIn directly.
LinkedIn, exactly.
Yeah.
They're probably the sole beneficiary at this point.
If he did escape, we had a lawyer, maybe his lawyer would be like, yep, can we get that down?
Get that shit down.
But he's dead.
The guy's dead.
What I really liked about that clip was how Stephen started with like a few outrage phrases.
Tried a couple.
He's like, how would they, what would they, who would benefit from?
I really liked how he did that.
On to our final segment of the night.
Stephen is shocked.
Of the whole night?
I didn't cut 50 today.
Oh, I thought we were on to our last clip.
Oh, no, no, no, segment, not clip.
Okay, I was like, what?
What?
Excuse me?
I don't even know what it is.
This is the first time that I have gone in unprepared.
Let's discover this together, dude.
I don't know what's going on.
Hey, but can I also just tell you guys one thing?
Of course.
This is my last minute of being 36.
Oh, shit!
What?
Holy shit.
I'm glad to spend it.
You're a regular Josh Fierstein.
Spend it with you guys here.
Yeah, here's the surprise.
Just hit.
It's 12 a.m.!
Happy birthday!
Nice to be here with you guys.
Man, how did I not know that?
You know, it only happens once a year.
Facebook didn't tell me.
Yeah, it'll tell us tomorrow.
It'll tell you right now.
It'll tell you right now.
Not till tomorrow.
It's only 11 here, bud.
Oh, it's only 11 AM.
Surviving.
Congratulations.
One more time.
I'm really proud of you.
Listen to Steven Crowder for fun.
We make it fun.
We try.
I'm having fun.
I'm having fun with you guys.
So Stephen is shocked that the media thinks Trump might lean dictator in his second term.
What?
Yeah.
So with a President Trump re-election potentially looming, and it looks like a real possibility, notice a trend.
And this is one thing too.
This is not a conspiracy for you to say, hold on a second, I've noticed that almost all major outlets to the day have now started parroting this idea that Donald Trump is going to be a dictator and we will never have another election again.
It's not that people have said it throughout a long course of time, it's that it's become a central talking point within a period of about four days, believe your lion eyes and ears.
The alarm bells are going off this morning in a new way.
New urgency in the chorus of concern now for what a second Trump presidency could, would mean.
A vote for Donald Trump may mean the last election that you ever get to vote in.
There is this drumbeat of a Trump second term would be a threat to democracy that we're hearing really I'd say it's getting louder over the last week.
The chorus montage continues but I don't know maybe everyone's saying this because he's acting like he might be a dictator.
He's like saying he's gonna be a dictator.
He's playing it right now.
He said something the other night on Hannity saying like I will only be a dictator on day one.
Or did he hear that?
Can you promise that you won't be a dictator?
And he's multiple ways out.
He's like, please, please, please, Trump, you won't be a dictator, right?
And he goes, except for day one.
Donald Trump, he's got delivery, he's got the lines, he knows what to say, and he's a dang bad boy with sunglasses.
He's James Dean, baby.
If you don't like it, suck an egg, alright?
It's my birthday, I can say what I want.
I've been holding this in for so long.
But listen, I would never vote for the man, all right, because he's a dictator on day one.
And it's just, come on, he's just, he's good for comedy, but nothing else.
It sucks that our, you know, entire American identity hinges on this person, I suppose.
It stinks.
This isn't new, though.
I mean, he's been intimidating the media.
He's got the Riz.
He's been trying to control the media.
He's got the Riz with his own platform, True Social, whatever.
I know it's not directly his, but we all know what it is.
Demonizing the government ever since he left.
That's what he did.
I mean, he also did the drain the swamp thing and now he's trying to delegitimize the judicial system.
It's dictatorship.
And I don't like the drama of saying he's like Hitler or something like that.
And I would never go that far.
And I don't even honestly think he's being too terribly dictatorial, but I'm not surprised the media is saying this.
Well, I think those clips that you showed, I mean obviously there's lots of them, but a lot of the clips are saying that they're hearing reports of people claiming Yeah.
I wish that people could understand the nuanced difference in news reporting.
That is saying people are calling him a dictator.
That's what the news is saying.
They're not saying he's a dictator.
They are saying that people are saying that.
People are saying that.
Is it true or not?
I don't know, debate that.
Whatever.
I think that's reasonable, yeah.
But he himself said he would do dictator shit on day one, only day one.
I've always hated this before when people would compare Trump directly to Hitler, which I think is obviously not a direct comparison.
It's hyperbolic, it's not fair.
People would always say, well let me know when he kills six million people.
As if... How about we stop it before then?
Yeah, as if that was like... It's the barometer of dictatorship?
Yeah, and no one starts there.
No.
No one starts with the worst thing that they do in their entire life.
They start with lying about absolutely everything all the time.
In the same way that like murderers begin with animal cruelty often.
Yeah.
It's that kind of a thing.
Well, they start with piss in their bed.
Too long.
Do they?
They kill one million people and they're like... Shame on me.
Shame on my neighbor.
Now, this is a false election.
He never killed a million people.
So you need to kill at least... I mean, if Hitler did six million, he's gonna have to double that.
Inflation.
Inflation, exactly.
Like 60% more.
Then maybe people will start seeing that, like, okay, maybe this guy's not so good.
But, you know, until then.
Well, the boys bring up that the media says, quote, he'll never leave office, which I don't know.
I think that that's a pretty irresponsible take for the media to have.
Just put him somewhere and tell him that he won.
You know what I mean?
Like if this is all it fucking takes.
I mean, we did that with Biden.
You're letting it slip.
Mask off.
Dude.
Don't tell him.
Don't tell him.
I'm so sorry.
False president.
You're here first.
Yeah.
You know, and then we roll into, like, direct comparison.
That's all that Steve has here.
He wants to play some Whataboutism.
What about Biden?
It's fun.
What about a Biden?
It's a good game.
You can play it at home.
What about him?
I don't know.
Steven thinks there isn't a president in his lifetime that's more dictatorial than Joe Biden.
So he thinks that Biden is, like, the head dictator.
Yeah.
The president that's been the most dictator-like in his whole lifetime.
Yeah, the guy that they say shits his pants and has dementia.
Okay.
If there was someone in your life who shit their pants and had dementia, would they be able to control you?
Well, maybe if he didn't have all of his guys around him all the time.
And he believes all of this is strategic as Biden is down in the polls.
But is Biden back to his fear-mongering ways?
I hope so.
In a recent speech, you see former Vice President Biden, he pivoted back to that exact same strategy, fear-mongering about threats to democracy.
And there's something dangerous happening in America now.
There's an extremist movement that does not share the basic beliefs in our democracy.
The MAGA movement.
Again.
Okay.
Seriously?
And that clip wasn't cut quickly at the end.
No, no, no.
It was in full context.
Yeah.
And it wasn't hiding a thing.
Not at all.
No, no, no, no, no.
I got a copy of the speech here.
Okay, what did he say?
He continued he said not every Republican not even a majority of Republicans adhere to the MAGA extremist
ideology I know because I've been able to work with Republicans my
whole career But there's no question that today's Republican Party is
driven and intimidated by MAGA Republican extremists their extreme agenda
If carried out would fundamentally alter the institutions of American democracy as we know it
Isn't it crazy how if you take something fully out of context that it can sound really bad? Yeah
Yeah, I didn't even think it sounded that bad No it didn't.
If I'm being honest, but it certainly sounds a lot better with this.
Yes, at the end of the day there are people who are taking some really extreme opinions.
Like people who say that they're willing to vote for Trump if he is convicted by a jury and in prison they'll still vote for him.
Like that's an example of a really extreme... I'm with you.
They're using this to say that Biden hates all Republicans, and he doesn't.
Well yeah, but I mean it's pretty obvious then there was that, remember that Nazi rally?
Oh wait, sorry, it's the State of the Union speech that he did.
Oh fuck yeah, I forgot about that.
There was Biden's infamous Philadelphia speech with the very Nazi-esque, and by the way it's an overused comparison, but he used the blood red background like he was Scar talking to the hyenas.
Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans represent an extremism that threatens the very foundations of our Republic.
And remember, after that, CNN actually, they tried to make it, they changed the color spectrum, right?
The saturation, to make it look more pink.
And they cut away, they cut away from the rest of the speech, but we actually obtained the exclusive footage for the remainder of that speech.
You don't like that, Dennis?
Real quick, during the clip Dennis corrected me it was not a State of the Union speech, but... I don't believe it was.
Jared, do you recall?
I know exactly what they're talking about, but I don't know what the speech was for.
Clearly it was something that was happening on Pride Rock, however, because this is fucking dumb as hell.
That it was a Lion King comparison?
That's what he went with?
Who the fuck is this person?
Why is that?
It's like...
That's his fucking go-to for this?
He's a cartoon himself, but we all know that the lights with that Biden background, that was white lights, blue lights, and red lights.
Yeah.
It was poorly framed, but I also feel like if the blue lights were behind him, it would have also like made him look old or something.
Yeah, made him look like the Crypt Keeper.
I saw those lights and didn't think much about it.
Of course not.
Actually, I do recall being like, that's not going to be good tomorrow.
Yeah, the only thing I thought about it was like, people are going to make a stupid fucking thing about this.
Exactly, and they're talking about it still.
Yeah, they still are.
I see the background, the CNN modification.
Sure, how's it look?
It looks like they just kind of brought down the blowout on the highlights.
And that's fine?
I mean, it definitely looks quite a bit different.
But the reality is the lights weren't red.
It wasn't that.
It was red right behind it, but then there was blue lights.
There were others.
Yeah, there were others.
But I mean, if you're worried about a fucking red light and that's, it's just, it's stupid.
It's like if I fell in mud and got my face all covered in mud and I stood up and someone took a picture and accused me of blackface.
That sucked for you, man.
I hate it.
I hate it so much.
I mean, he pulls up the Nazi clip because, of course, all dictators are left-leaning.
Of course, yeah, they all are.
And also, for example, Hitler.
For example, Stalin.
For example, Che Guevara.
All left-wing people.
I know you'll say Hitler right-wing.
Don't even try it, and don't even try to say, oh, you're lazy, innocent.
Really?
Really?
Name me one thing that Hitler would do that's right-wing other than being racist, which you accuse people of being right-wing, of being nothing.
Nothing at all.
I don't think we need to go down a list of reasons that Adolf Hitler was not a leftist.
For the people.
Yeah.
This is the same kind of a thing when people say that Republicans freed the slaves.
It's getting caught up in labels instead of talking about real things that people do.
Democrats are the party of the KKK.
Yeah, of course.
Duh.
Stupid.
It is stupid.
And of course, then there's Biden trying to arrest his political opponents.
We all know about that.
Let's, let's, what would be an example?
Hey, how about arresting political opponents?
Ooh.
And dissidents?
Yeah.
That's something.
Locking up everybody.
Yeah.
That's something that Joe Biden has done.
Right?
We just had Owen Schroyer arrested, given solitary confinement, even though he wasn't at the Capitol.
The Biden justice system.
That's right, exactly.
It's funny because here's what's going to happen is that anyone who gets arrested during a Biden presidency will always do Biden's fault.
Of course.
Like a thousand percent.
Owen Schroyer's getting out today, my birthday.
Yeah, congratulations to Owen.
He is out.
And also, Owen wasn't arrested for free speech or even, like, being an insurrectionist.
He was interrupting, like, a session of Congress back in 2019.
So does that mean that everybody who was arrested for unpaid parking tickets is arrested by Biden?
Well, yeah, it's the Biden crime ticket.
The Biden crime ticket is at it again, dude.
They're stealing it!
Yeah, it's so disingenuous for them to always say that Owen Schroyer was arrested for free speech.
Of course.
He was arrested because he didn't do community service.
He was on Capitol Hill in Washington DC December 9th, 2019.
They did arrest him and he did go to court for that, but they made a deferred judgment that all he needed to do was pay a fine and serve community service.
And part of that deferred judgment he was not to utter loud threatening or abusive language or to engage in disorderly or disruptive conduct at any place upon the United States Capitol ground which he did when he was at January 6th, so People don't understand the reality of the Obama-Troyer thing, but they're of course gonna make him a martyr.
They put him in solitary And then of course we all know that Biden destroyed the Constitution.
I do remember that, yeah.
People said Donald Trump's going to destroy the Constitution.
In what way?
Did he circumvent the Supreme Court?
With student loan forgiveness?
Right?
With the eviction moratorium?
That was rent forgiveness?
And even acknowledges Joe Biden?
Yeah, this isn't going to stand, so we'll just do this.
I'm going to sign this now.
In about three or four months, the Supreme Court will rule it unconstitutional.
Which they did.
Which they did.
About fighting voter ID.
Hey, fascists?
Fascists fight?
Having proper identification when voting to ensure a free people and ensure a legitimate democracy?
What about disarming citizens?
What about?
Donald Trump actually called for the termination of the Constitution.
Yeah, I mean that was like the pretty direct thing that he did.
I think the one that struck me the most was when he said Biden bypassed the Supreme Court to cancel student debt as if The proper way to cancel student debt includes a Supreme Court at all?
Like, the Supreme Court doesn't make laws or set policy.
If you were going to go through Congress to eliminate all student loan debt, you still wouldn't go through the Supreme Court.
Unless somebody sues.
Like, when Trump had the Muslim ban, and then that all went to the Supreme Court.
And it turned out that that was unconstitutional.
It turns out that Trump did things that people disagreed with.
And were later down the road determined to be unconstitutional.
It's just, and I'm not trying to be, like, obviously that's like a whataboutsism thing, But it's just highlighting that their agreement is dumb or their argument is dumb.
It's just highlighting that their agreement is dumb, or their argument is dumb.
It's a dumb argument.
Well, and that's kind of the way the system works.
No policy change will ever go through the Supreme Court unless there's a fucking problem with it.
That's what the Supreme Court is there for.
You don't go to the Supreme Court and pass laws.
They do not pass laws.
So I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.
I don't know.
We do have what Trump said, though.
A massive fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution.
It's pretty clear.
That's fucking nice, dude.
It's calling for the destruction of the Constitution, so.
Well, what does it happen, like, what do they call it when you change something?
Like, I think it's amended.
Amended, yeah.
And don't they like some of the amendments?
I think, I think they do.
They really like, well, we'll talk about amendments here in a second, but Trump isn't a dictator because if he was, he'd be a bad one, and Trump's not bad at things.
Oh, that's fair.
He's a fucking G. Yes, did he leave office?
Yes.
He is not a dictator.
If he is, he's an idiot because he left office.
There's no shot at getting back for sure.
Yeah.
Why would you leave office if your plan is to stay in office forever?
Then do it.
He had every opportunity and chose not to.
It's just fear mongering.
That's it.
Do they think that being a dictator just has to do with physical presence?
Like if you stay in the president's, like in the Oval Office, that you are forever the president?
And he definitely tried to overturn the election.
He did his darndest.
He did what he could.
And people were saying, before the election, they're saying, if Trump loses, he's gonna try and stay there.
And he did try and stay there.
He did try to.
Yeah, he just didn't do good.
There are immoral idiots.
The way he's running is a continuation of not leaving.
Yeah, of course.
If anything, I would say that he's using the fact that exactly what you're saying, you know, why would he have left?
He's using that as some means to grant legitimacy and make people feel like they aren't supporting a dictator.
That's the whole thing.
Yeah.
Well we got one more clip, it's time to run through those amendments.
Amendments, let's do it.
How many we got?
First amendment, freedom of speech, freedom of the press.
Meh, Donald Trump, he used freedom of the modern press, Twitter, to send out shit that people didn't like.
Didn't shut down people who he didn't like.
Oh wait, first amendment, violated.
Violated, through and through, by the Biden administration.
Okay, second amendment, violated.
You just go right down the list.
You go, oh, alright.
It's pretty easy to tell who is the fascist.
Is anyone actually being fooled by this?
And we'll make all the references available so that you can hopefully have these conversations with your family, with your friends as you go through this Christmas season or Hanukkah.
Kwanzaa's not real.
It's not real.
Uh, so he started strong, I guess.
Freedom of speech, violated.
Which wasn't violated.
Not violated.
A lot of people keep pointing out, they call it Biden's White House, censored the Hunter Biden laptop story.
Biden wasn't president at the time.
Also, it's revenge porn.
I don't, I don't know what they're talking about.
Neither do they.
White House did not censor anyone's social media.
And didn't they want to not have Biden's, Hunter Biden's, his like public testimony, they want to be public?
The new thing is yeah, they are, he's wanting to do it publicly and they won't let him.
They're censoring, they're the ones censoring Hunter Biden now.
In the last couple hours, he was charged with nine new counts in California, all money-related.
All right, let it play out.
Yeah, exactly, but tax-related, not bribery.
And if he's guilty of them, let him go to jail for it.
Exactly.
I don't give a fuck, man.
You would think that if a president was trying to be a dictator, he'd keep his son out of jail.
Sure, so, and they violated Trump's Second Amendment?
Uh, I don't see- Does he have any guns?
Well, I mean, I think that they're talking about Biden- Just violating the general- Violating- The Second Amendment in general.
Which I can't see much of that either.
I mean, other than like normal- Calling for gun control.
Left-leaning gun control concepts.
Of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, actually, I saw Biden the other day stealing someone's gun.
I saw that.
I forgot to tell you about it, but I saw him stealing someone's gun.
Oh shit, guys.
I forgot.
You heard it here first, Shrug Club exclusive.
Well, I gotta end this early because Biden's making me quarter these soldiers.
Oh, fuck, dude.
God damn it.
I hate that.
The third amendment violation?
Yeah.
The fucking worst.
Yeah, it is a real bummer.
I gotta quarter all these soldiers.
Once a war criminal, always a war criminal.
I don't have any room and food for these people.
I'm voting for Trump, I guess.
I don't know.
He really shouldn't have brought up the amendments if he was gonna only do one and a half.
It doesn't make any sense.
Speaking of hard, not the hardest episode we've covered.
Not a good one, though.
Dang, like he was just so disingenuous with the whole thing.
It was just very like... Lazy.
Yeah, it's lazy.
It sucks.
And if this is the best you've got, then why are you even trying to do this, Stephen?
That's my question to you this week.
What did we learn this episode?
We learned that Asian Americans are a problem in the world, apparently.
But their voices are funny.
They have goofy voices.
A guy who blew up a house was an Asian American so we shouldn't be worried about that.
It's funny he's dead though.
It's really funny.
It's so fucking funny dude.
We learned that Steven has a really hard time staying healthy.
Not even that we've learned this, this is that we continue to kick that can down the road with him.
Yeah, his health is poor.
Can I say this is what I learned here just now, is that earlier we didn't really talk about Josh using the she pronouns for this woman.
That was kind of cool.
Yeah, very nice of him.
Josh said this.
I went to Twitter and I looked up Josh's Twitter.
And Josh proudly states on there his pronouns are you, Josh, and fatty.
So he understands pronouns at least.
And something else that I learned is that Yakuza, right?
One of these guys who works behind the scenes.
Mission Control.
He's worried that the new GTA will be too woke.
Yeah, that's a really original opinion.
I've heard that nowhere.
I also do need to participate more often in LinkedIn because it seems like it's where all the people are hanging out.
Yeah, turns out LinkedIn's got a party going on.
Honestly, I'm missing out.
LinkedIn is just humble bragging disguised as like motivational speeches.
I'm aware of what it really is.
Yeah, it's terrorist organization. We learned that the word is is actually two letters is
That's an initialism. Is is an initialism. And Biden's a Nazi. Yeah, that's all I can handle for this week
But if you disagree listener, feel free to convince us otherwise
you can reach out to us a lot of nice folks hanging out with us on X at Van Crowder
Yeah.
It's really nice to hear the feedback.
Get us, get us enough followers.
Get us a hundred followers on X and I'll, uh, we'll drop a picture of the dog.
The rizziest dog in the world.
Yeah, and we also have a petition going to get Biden arrested at louderwithcrowder.net, so definitely check out that petition.
That's a good one.
Yeah, well, some sort of petition.
Get a petition.
When you get there, hit the like and subscribe button on the petition.
That's how you sign it.
Wow.
Okay.
Cool.
I don't even know what you're subscribing to.
Rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify.
That means a lot to us.
Yeah.
It's my birthday.
Happy birthday, buddy.
Give me a star.
I like you guys.
And if we were on your Spotify rap, send us a screenshot.
I think it was pretty early for that.
No, I think we're on, dude.
We got top listener for sure.
Hey, what was your guys' tops?
Can we say that real quick?
Songs or the other one?
Give me your top three songs.
Feel the Pressure by Drain, Hollywood Baby by 100 Gecs, Step Aside by Jogger.
And I got Kiss the Ladder by Fleshwater, Late by Howdy, and then Slugs by Slow Pulp.
Slugs by Slowpokes.
That's a good track.
I don't know where to find them.
Where the fuck do I go?
I'll get there, I'll get there.
Wait, pause, pause.
I'll give a shout out to Crum and Outto Boke Beaver.
My top song was Backyard by Hot Mulligan, Get By by Real Friends, and Equipped Sunglasses by Hot Mulligan.
And until next episode, for Jared and Dennis, I'm Byron.
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