Host exposes Candace Torque Amata as the truth-teller against Erica Kirk, a pathological liar accused of fabricating stories about spaceship doctor visits and faking widowhood. The segment details Kirk's obstruction of truth involving Rudy Giuliani and TPUSA, comparing her deceptive "auto-mourn" tactics to a failed wrestling heel. Ultimately, the episode champions Candace's child protection legislation while dismantling Kirk's false persona as a grieving Christian mother. [Automatically generated summary]
You know, I'm not going to bring, please, I shouldn't say this.
You know that Satan was God's prosecutor until things went bad.
It was.
She was like Rudy Giuliani.
She was Louis Niser, some of the great trial lawyers of all time.
She was Philip Corboy.
Unbelievable.
That is exactly what I wanted.
She said at one point, in a moment of complete and total desperation, she says, I just can't take it.
Stop the lying.
Stop the lying.
Why are you lying about this?
Why are you lying?
You don't have to lie.
Why are you saying you never dated?
It doesn't matter.
You bring it up.
You can't.
She wanted to.
Another thing, too, a little thing, she wanted to bring her kids to TPUSA so her kids can meet or see where daddy worked.
Oh, and me, and she wants to meet the people who took care of her kids.
Wait a minute.
What?
She said, that's no place for kids to be.
Charlie wasn't there.
He was in the other building.
I mean, she takes mendicity and lying and this pathological, just this obstruction of truth and just destroys it for no reason.
That's the one I've known people.
I know people who say things that don't make any sense.
I hear stuff sometimes.
I wonder, where did this come from?
Why are you lying about this?
This is precisely what I wanted.
This was you see her and then you comment on it.
That was it.
Nothing.
No Laurie Franz or any of those other people.
Nothing.
No LLC.
No, no, no, Tyler Caldwell Buffy, whatever, whoever these people are.
Nothing.
The star of the show, the star is Erica.
She doesn't know what reality is.
She doesn't know what it is.
She can't tell the truth.
And she says, you know, I don't think she's thought of a single parent, but Charlie's, Charlie's, she's a gazillionaire.
Charlie's life insurance, one was 10 mil.
Tucker raised what, five?
She's got more money.
What are you talking about?
This is this unmitigated.
Why are you doing this?
Why are you are you pretending?
Is this some improv?
Are you trying out a new act?
Tonight I'm going to spend like she's some single mom.
I got to go to work.
And you know, I was as successful as, oh, by the way, this is where Candice got was the most fantastic when she says, you know, I was a single mom.
I was a single mom.
And I started my business.
You didn't start your business.
I've got your first LLC.
You didn't do it today.
You didn't do it till later.
You lied.
You're a liar.
Mentina, Mantina.
You're a liar.
You are.
It never happened.
It was unbelievable.
You can't even.
No.
You don't even lie when somebody asks you a question.
You just make it up.
You're just on your own out of nowhere.
And I keep thinking about that damn Bangina.
Remember him?
You subdiat hell.
You schmuck.
Did you hear this?
Nobody came after her because she's a widow.
She's a liar.
And you think, and I'll bet you these stupid idiots at TPUSA, whoever these people are, I'll bet you just too stupid to realize.
Do you know what happened?
Do you know what happened?
This woman, there's something very wrong.
You know, let me tell you something.
Somebody may say, should you be, should she have custody of her kids?
I mean, is she lying about, did you get your, did you, did you take your kids to the doctor?
Sure, I did.
On a spaceship, on a Leviathan of Gilded Wings.
Oh my God.
Unbelievable.
I'm serious.
I can't believe what we're talking about here.
Let me say very quickly, I got a little bit.
Hello, conspiratory.
There's Raul Rodriguez.
We got a new member, ISO Tab.
Thank you, my friend.
Here he goes.
Veritas mealux.
Truth is the light.
Thank you.
Yes.
Cuz we tanda mavutere catalina patientia nostra.
The Catalina oration.
Remember this?
How long do we have to put up with this?
Nonsense.
Somebody writes, D writes, widowed when my son was two.
The grief never leaves.
Watching Erica buck.
Widowhood is painful for those of us still living it.
Absolutely.
Oh, Candace is so impressed with you.
I did not.
I missed that.
Oh my God, I missed it.
I must go back and rehear what she said.
I'm impressed with her, obviously, by virtue of this.
I was listening today assiduously, and then I got sidelined by calls.
I'm going to go back.
That is so wonderful.
Love, Candace loves Lionel as much as we do.
Unbelievable.
Thank you.
Damn it, I missed it.
I knew something.
I knew something.
I knew something was up.
Took the kids of the doctor on a spaceship.
Yep.
This is incredible.
This is just, this blows my mind.
I've seen some, I'm serious.
I have seen, we've seen some liars before.
We have seen some liars, but this is another story.
And today she was perfect.
Perfect.
You know what it is?
I'm telling you, I know what I'm talking about.
First, she's one of the best.
You have to have some form of notes or something in front of you, whether it's a prompter or something, in order just to keep the facts straight.
You don't want to get up there and just hem and haws it.
Let me see.
That was no.
She can read better than anybody's business.
I've been doing this.
You know, some people just can't do it.
They don't know how to.
She is so prepared.
So prepared.
It's unbelievable.
But the best part about that, she says these things that go to the heart.
That's the thing.
And I can't put enough emphasis on it.
She goes for like the, for the, for the juggler.
She goes right for that thing that really makes it make sense.
See, this is the problem.
Everything that she said so far has been incredible.
Candace showed your channel at the end and said wonderful things about you.
Woo-hoo.
God bless her.
I did not, I can't believe that I was doing something.
Well, I'm going to go back and watch.
Well, thank you, Candace.
She was here last night.
And all of a sudden, I go, I was like, what happened?
What?
Because I'm watching the, I'm listening to this.
I'm watching me just to make sure.
Because it's not good when somebody's talking to you like this.
So I'm looking at the, you know, straight ahead of the camera.
And all of a sudden I hear people say, woo, woo, woo.
I said, yeah, yeah, I really, I really said something.
I'm thinking, what the hell did I just say?
And then I realized she was there.
And that's what happened.
I wonder if Tony Robinson's lawyers are watching this series.
Oh, they should, you know what?
If they want to, if they want to help him, oh, wouldn't you love to be?
Wouldn't you love to?
I'd love to appear pro-hoc.
I'm not licensed in Utah, but I could appear Pro Hoc Viche, where you, I'm a member of Florida, New York, and New Jersey and DC.
I can use one of those as a reciprocal kind of, you go and you can say, I'll help out.
And then Candace could be our paralegal.
You know what I mean?
Ricky says, congrats, says you are like her granddad too.
Oh my God.
Like Candace's granddad.
That's the greatest thing in the world.
What makes you a grandma?
I love when people say, you're like my uncle.
You're like my, or you're like somebody that you can trust.
See, that means more than anything to me.
That means more.
That means more than anything.
Because grandparents are revered.
They take on a status that nobody can understand.
Grandparents are just, oh, my God.
They're the greatest.
But let me go back to what's going on right now.
This is what I was saying.
She, it's one thing where you don't get it.
See, even somebody who, even somebody who, even somebody who was a, how do I say this?
Somebody who's, well, let me, let's get down to brass tags.
She's not very smart, right?
She's not very smart.
I think I told you this.
Charlie was talking to some, to a young man about, it was one event, oh, about Park Rangers.
And Charlie, this young man came up to Charlie and Charlie gave him a time.
Charlie did say, oh, for God's sake, what the hell is the matter with you?
You're a kid.
You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Never.
But this kid says, you know, I have a, I understand you want to, you know, the budget and this and Doge is a great thing, but what about Park Rangers?
And Charlie said, you know, it's a very good question.
But as you understand, we're a trillion dollar debt.
Charlie's Confusion00:03:16
We have to do this.
We have to do that.
We have to do a variety of things.
And we must, we're not going to get rid of Park Rangers, but we have to do it.
And I agree with you.
And fellow says, well, thank you.
And he says, well, thank you.
Now, if Erica had said that, she says, you know, one time, I remember when I did my first photo shoot, it was a park.
I think it was a park.
It was a forest.
It was wonderful.
I was wearing gold.
I wore a Valkyrie helmet.
I played Brunhilda.
It's one of my, it's like that woman, Kristen Wigg, plays that character where she says, when I was on Broadway, and yes, it was about me.
I met even my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
Yes, yes, I remember as, and I was, and I'm, oh, yeah, the Lord, yeah, the Lord.
Did I say the Lord?
I got to get 10 Lords in every five minutes.
Right?
Can you keep track?
Did I say the Lord?
Yeah.
Jerry, would you check my Lord?
My Lord count it's the most gratuitous, the most schmaltzy plastic thing I've ever heard in my life.
Klaus Wazeaton says, Candace read my comment last on her show.
Tonight and mention you and her response.
I hope this gains you viewers.
I love the team energy.
Go Max.
Thank you.
You know what?
I'm going to do it.
I can't believe this.
Where do you see TPU TP USA?
In a teepee.
An actual teepee, one of those Native American, those plains Indian teepees with the sticks and the buffalo skin and the gone, gone, gone, gone.
I want to see where she is going to go.
I can see where does she go?
She does a movie, maybe like a version of Barfly.
I hope she doesn't go full Britney Spears on us, but you know, you know, where are they now?
Remember, Clifford, I'm trying to think of the great, the great scam.
Clifford, the fellow who, what was his name, honey?
The one who, no, he wrote the book about Howard Hughes.
Never met Howard Hughes.
Clifford Irv, not Clifford Irving.
Anyway, Howard Hughes says, He never met me.
He never met me.
It was what the guy was one of the best liars ever.
Clifford Howard Hughes.
This is my thing now.
I'm always Clifford Irving.
I was right.
Clifford Irving, Clifford Irving.
He made up this story about Howard Hughes.
I met Howard Hughes this and Howard Hughes that.
I went to the top of the thing with Howard Hughes.
You know what, Howard and I, you know, Howard, Howard Hughes, you know, Howard.
And Howard Hughes is, he finally got on the phone.
It was a deposition.
You'd hear this old crackly voice.
I never met him in my life.
I never met him.
I can see where they are now.
Her name, her name was Erica Kirk.
In fact, her insanity became so well known, it became part of a neologism, an idiomatic expression.
This is pulling, you've gone full Erica on us.
Your Erica is showing the full Monty, the full Erica.
She went crackers.
She went absolutely nuts.
And here's the best part about this: she's doing it now.
She's doing it now.
See, I would sit there and I would tell her: look, do me a favor.
You can't talk about yourself until I tell you.
Erica's Full Monty00:05:38
Okay.
When you're, it's kind of like in a comedy club.
And you know, you know, when you're doing a set, the guy who owns the thing flashes this light in the back.
And that kind of says, you know, wrap it up.
So when she talks, and then Charlie, I die.
And whenever you hear the, see the flash, then you can say something gratuitous about you, how you got your start.
She loves to play this.
I can't believe people think I'm sexy.
There I was just walking down the street singing Doo Wah Diddy.
And they said, Hey, Erica, would you like to be there?
I don't think I'm you're beautiful.
I'm not guilty.
What are you talking about?
I'm just, I'm just me.
I'm a tomboy.
I love to climb trees.
That's all I like to do.
I'm just a lady of the land.
That's it.
I just want to, I just want to love the Lord.
I want to love the Lord.
I read the, oh, this is my favorite.
I read the Bible chapter cover to cover.
Took me five years, but and then I had, I said, maybe I should go to my pastor.
Maybe I should ask my pastor whether he thinks I could, should I date this person or something?
And then the past, give me a break.
You're going to go to a pastor?
Yeah, listen, I love that.
Yeah, no, no, you're with the who, the Miami Heat.
Yeah.
Yeah, look, I'd love to do it.
I got to talk to my pastor.
I'm still reading it up.
Sorry, I got to stay home.
I got to read the Bible cover to cover.
I can see her with like some really arcane parts of it because some, you know, some parts of the Pentateuch and those he has seen forsook to the eye of the needle.
And you think she's able to just whiz through this on the weekend?
Donovan says, where do you see Candace in five years?
Oh, being not running for office, do not run for office.
Do not ever, run for office.
If you ever think about running for office, call me and I will fly out and I will have you committed.
I will give you some enzymitic IV.
No, you can't.
You will be one of Candace will be one of the most powerful people who just says, you know, I think we ought to go this direction.
What I'd like to see, she will make Catholicism cool again.
She will not make, she will not make Jesus a fad.
Lenguita says the conspiracy has so many moving parts.
I think Tyler Boyer and Erica and Colvett all knew each other early on.
Erica is like righteous gemstones.
You know, I don't think they matter.
BC says, petition to dissolve toilet paper USA.
I don't think they matter.
I really, listen, that may be, but guess who's going to unravel it?
She is.
Erica did.
This is what I was saying.
I've been saying this.
Let me get in front of a jury.
Let me say, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, thank you so much for being a part of being with us today and taking time out.
I don't have a lot of time to go through everything, but I want to show you a few things here because we want to ask you to find the defendant, Erica Kirk, or an habitual liar, somebody who is completely devoid of any ability to differentiate between reality and the like.
That's what I'm looking for.
And here's my number one, my number one, the number, which is to me is so, is so beyond gratuitously horrible.
The casket scene is number one, number one.
My beloved wife died at Amadir and I said, you got a camera in here?
They're going to have to surgically remove the camera when I get a hold of it.
You're going to take a picture of me now?
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
And you're not going to take a picture of her or anybody else.
And I'm like, get that camera.
Give me that phone.
No.
There's some, you know, they say that morality is something is a code of conduct that you do when nobody's looking.
And there's a certain realm of behavior that one abides when you are not, when nobody's looking.
And for you to ever, for you to take the death of a child or the death of a wife or a spouse, and it was so transitory.
It was so evanescent.
It was so, it didn't make contact with anything.
It didn't land anywhere.
Does that make any sense to you?
It never took off.
She never, there was never any sense of, I don't know what the word is.
There was never, there was never any sense of, how do I say this?
It never connected.
It didn't connect with anything.
You see, one of the things that I find fascinating is that we're able to find out when people are lying.
I think Boyer and the team matters because Candace is bringing the whole house down.
I doubt if there will be investigations, though.
Well, remember, two things are going to happen.
If you want to go after the team, they have to do something other than being creepy or weird or strange or criminally effeminate or whatever you want to call it.
You need more than that.
So, and when you say, you know, I'll bet you they have, well, you need, do me a favor.
Psychopath's Explanation00:12:45
Don't even worry about that.
Just stick with her.
I'm going for the jury.
And the jury is society.
And these people are going to be brutal with her.
So that's number one.
Number two is a hi guys.
Hi.
Hi, guys.
Oh, yay.
Oh, oh, where's my magic tissue?
Ooh, hang on a minute.
Let me dip it in the mentholate and strong.
Yeah.
That's how I spontaneously tear.
Well, not too much.
There's a bounty for anybody who can find a picture of her with any kind of mucosal, you know, kind of parasympathetic, you know, snot.
I'm sorry to be like that.
But when you cry, you blow your nose.
What do you think they give you a tissue for?
For your eyes?
No, for the blow your nose.
She never blows her nose.
Never.
It's the most equitable.
She's like Prince Andrew, who doesn't sweat.
He has inverse bromidrosis.
He's different.
He doesn't excessively sweat.
He doesn't sweat at all.
She never blows her nose.
I know this may sound crazy.
You see, Candace points little things, little things like wait, stop, stop, stop.
You see that?
Play back your favorite.
You know, that stop.
You see that?
You see how she does that?
Stop.
That's what I love.
That's the stuff.
When you point out something I didn't see, you say, oh, it's the tell.
It's the, would you see that?
You see, you probably don't know this, but during the Lewis Schmelling fight, Matt Schmelling, remember that?
Oh my God, the Nazi versus Joe Lewis, the Brown bomber.
Matt Schmelling said, every time he drops this, before he, before he, he knew there was a particular tell, there was something that Joe Lewis did, and that's what did him in.
That's what did him in.
That was the end of him.
That was the end of Joe.
That was it.
That was the end.
That was the end of him.
Done.
Finished through.
That's it.
And then later on, Joe Lewis got him back.
But it's a tell.
It's something that you do.
Comedians, remember when people tried to imitate somebody?
When they tried to do President Trump, remember who was it?
Alec Baldwin, who, by the way, can imitate anybody up to and including Tony Bennett.
Great, great.
He did, I can't do it.
Nobody could figure out how to do Trump because, you know, he would do this thing and nobody until that kind of a that fellow, Austin Powers Lipschitz, or whatever his name from was from SNL, who said, no, he goes like this.
And he did, and everybody imitates him.
It takes the first version of this, like the first person who put Bars Karloff and Auntie Posto together.
And from then on, David Fry, when he did Nixon, that was the standard.
Well, this is so, there was one.
I wish I could see this.
I wish we could have seen this.
Bless her heart.
And I don't mean this in the classical Southern sense, but Candace is like getting so pissed off.
There's a word in West Tampa.
It's a Cuban firm is empingado, which it's not a good word, but it means you're just like pissed off.
You're just, God.
And a couple of times she says, I love that.
Oh, I love it when this sense of exasperation hits you to the point where you can't even see straight.
You're just so infuriated by this.
It's like, how dare you?
Do you think we're that stupid?
It's like, for God's sakes, woman, meaning, Eric, come up with something better than this.
What do you think we are?
Stupid?
You brought this up.
Oh, you could tell.
I mean, Candace just had it.
And it was, it was beautiful.
It was the most real, natural, authentic sense of exasperation, but also being insulted.
It's like, how stupid do you think we are?
How stupid do you think we are?
I mean, that was probably the most incredible thing in the world.
You must think we're just dumb, but we're not dumb.
We're anything but dumb.
And that's the beautiful part about this.
Another thing, too, is I want to go back to this.
Don't ever think this is a game.
Certainly, I can't speak for Candace, but don't ever think this is a game.
Somebody's got to speak for Charlie.
She never talks.
She never talks about him.
She talks about him almost like this obligatory sense.
She doesn't mean it.
There's no there.
There's no compassion.
She is the person trying to figure out what empathic affect looks like.
She's trying her best to explain to people what things look like.
Seriously.
It's like this is this is years ago, years ago when before, kind of when people were becoming a little bit attuned to the notion of what spectrum disorders were and Asperger's and the like, there were people who would actually go to the movies and see and watch and try to learn how people reacted for certain things.
How do they act on a date, when they meet somebody, when they laugh?
What do they do?
How do they act?
What is the best?
How do you, when you talk to somebody, do you look at them in the eye?
Do you nod?
Do you do you look them in the eye?
This is not to mock them at all, but it's somebody who is explaining.
Let me explain to you how this thing works.
That's what happened.
That's what happens with Erica.
She doesn't know.
She really doesn't know.
She thought I can go out there and whiz whiz.
Wow, people whiz.
I could whiz.
The only thing about whizzing is that she's pissing us off, but she thought she could somehow do this by virtue of who she was and this grandeur that she thought she enjoyed.
This grandeur.
Donovan says, have you seen the comparison video of Erica side by side with other grieving widows?
Oh, yes.
Even the grieving mother of the State of the Union.
Oh, yes, yes.
I brought that up.
And I hate when people say that I wasn't the only one, but I mentioned that when that happened.
You could see Erica was kind of like saying, wow, is that your grief?
Is that your grieving widow?
Is that good?
But she was a mother.
Oh, I see.
Oh, not bad.
Not bad.
I might learn.
How do you hold your head?
You look up.
Do you ever do one of these?
She looks here.
Okay.
If straight ahead is middle of the clock, she's 12 versus, she always looks up.
I guess you're going to kick your instep, you know, say, Bali guy, you know, come on, dab the eyes, do like this.
And then there's the, then there's the look, the laser look, that fierce, cold, steel, meaningless, not meaning, well, meaningless, uh, feelingless, horrible, that that flat affect.
Stop.
Stanley McChis.
Remember Von Meter?
Absolutely.
Von Meter, of course, the first family who was famous for his JFK administration imitation and probably, probably remembers, probably remembers where he was when she when JFK was killed.
You know, going back to again, not to be too clinical, not to be too clinical, not to be too clinical.
This is not a, how do I say this?
She's not a psychopath.
A psychopath does not, doesn't, is indifferent to this, does not care about this.
Well, we'll, you know, we'll do a little bit of chicanery and ledger domain and, you know, kind of sleight of hand in order to make some kind of initial content, but that's, that's not, that's not what a psychopath does.
Psychopath doesn't care about this.
Narcissist might, but psychopath, no, they'll, they'll, they'll fool you, but they don't want you to admire them.
They couldn't care less.
Erica wants to be loved.
Repeat after me, she wants to be loved.
I'm sorry to say this clinically.
There's a part of her, which is very sad.
If you put her on the couch, you can find out there's a part of her that's empty.
There's a part of her that's it's it's not just I'm gonna go out and be a con.
I've got this.
The mothers are, oh, by the way, she even did this to her mother.
Her mother recently, who has this mysterious disease.
And by the way, I wish I don't want to laugh about somebody's mother, somebody being sick.
That's not it.
But she even took a picture of that.
She even took a picture of that.
She had a picture of her showing, see, see, I'm the grief.
You see how I feel?
You see how I feel?
Let me explain something to you.
One of my theories that I have advanced for years is that of auto-mourn.
Anybody who's listening to me knows about auto-mourn.
And whenever somebody dies of note, whenever somebody dies in the world of, you know, I don't know, music or Hollywood or whatever, people will come out and say, oh my God, the Charmin toilet paper man, you know, whoever, I'm dating myself.
Oh my God.
RIP, buddy.
No words, no words, breathless, no word.
The Charmin dick, because it was dick somebody.
That's, you know, or they'll say, oh, my, I'm not trying to mock death, but they want to show you that they are sidelined by this.
They're so waylaid.
They are so because, not because they care, but they want to see, they want to know what it feels like to care.
So they imitate somebody who cares to the point of ridiculous.
They don't even know where to stop.
It's just like Dan Bongina, when he decided to go crazy, cashed his check a little early after the trailer.
Didn't even wait.
That's like yelling, this joke is obscene before the punchline.
JFK says, Lionel, Candace gave you your flowers and expressed heartfelt admiration for all that you do.
Please continue to share your profound wisdom and unique perspective with us.
Take care.
Thank you.
I got to go back and watch this.
I can't believe I missed this.
Only child doesn't like others getting attention.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
But there's something about it.
If you sat down, here's what I would love to do.
See, I just love complex behaviors.
I just love, I love complex behaviors.
I love, and to also kind of outsmart him just a little bit.
I knew somebody one time who loved it, it was kind of like a, it's kind of like a kind of like a boss, so to speak, but not really kind of intermediary.
Anyway, he didn't feel like he was, I don't know.
He loved to yell at people.
So one time he yelled at me and I closed the door.
I said, you know, that was pretty good.
But next time I would end, I would move up to the yelling at the end.
Don't start off with the yell because that doesn't make any sense.
But you know what?
I think people are buying it.
Very good.
Work on it, though.
I think he got something there.
And I walked away.
And it was like, you know, yes, I see right through you.
I know what you're doing.
I know what you're doing.
Remember the great, the great conman.
Remember the remember the Hillside Strangler, Kenneth Bianchi and Buon, Angelo Buon.
Remember the Hillside Strangler?
And Kenneth Bianchi thought he was a genius.
He was a genius.
He was a genius.
And he pretended he had different personalities and he was in hypnosis.
And he wasn't in hypnosis, but he was pretending he was.
And at one point, he said, grab, he said, give me a Kleenex or a tissue or something.
He said, and he went to grab.
And the person said, gotcha.
He said, in hallucinations, you don't text during any kind of hypnosis.
You don't do that.
You just, you don't do that because you're in a trance.
Trans people don't grab.
You're not able to, gotcha.
And he explained that you didn't, you didn't do your research, you don't touch things or grab things.
And he said, But he thought he was such a genius.
But here's the thing: what do you think?
What do you think?
Why You Can't Touch Things00:14:26
What do you think she would want to hear more than anything of let me tell you this much very simply?
Here's a list: put top to 10, top, take a piece of paper, line down the middle, Candace and Erica.
Write the top 10 things you would think Candace would want to hear about herself, and the top 10 things that Erica would want to hear about herself.
And when you're done, what do you think Candace would want to hear?
What do you think she'd want to hear in no particular order?
Honest, truthful, brave, smart, devout, Christian, good Catholic, good wife, good, respectable.
I think everybody would listen, let's face it.
I mean, to a certain extent, nobody wants to look like a gargoyle or look like Anne Ramsey.
Remember her?
Throw mama from the trade.
Remember, what a great actress.
But I don't think people want to go, I just want to be happily beautiful.
That's not the primary consideration.
But if somebody throws it in, hey, what are you going to do?
So what?
That's nice.
Erica, what do you think she'd want?
Top 10.
First and foremost, when anything else, hot, not beautiful.
Listen to what I'm saying.
Not beautiful.
Not attractive.
Not gorgeous.
Not elegant.
Not beautiful.
No, Hot.
A-J-W-T.
Hot.
That means something.
Where you are not, or you are, in a sense, lustening.
Why?
So she can play the Pollyanna walk around and say, oh, I do declare.
Are you making eyes at me, Parson Brown?
I'm just doing the best I can.
I'm just a single mother.
Do you like the way I look?
Do you fancy the way I like?
I sure do declare.
I'm out of julep, Pastor.
Is there any more?
Don't look at me with them furtive eyes.
Oh, God.
The reluctant beauty.
Oh, stop it.
There I was walking down the street, singing do I did it?
Did it dumb, did it?
And somebody said, Erica, yes, we have enrolled you in a pageant.
You've done what?
In a pageant.
Oh, Lordy, no.
Oh, I can't do that.
Why?
I'm just a tomboy.
I just want to climb trees.
I'm an entrepreneur.
I got so many.
I got my all my businesses and my name them.
Oh, I don't know.
Small engine repair.
I got a tall and big man shop in Beijing, not doing very well, but you know, doing the best I can.
But I can't be in a what is this now?
Miss what?
This Arizona, I don't have any.
I don't have any.
I don't know nothing about birthing no babies, Miss Scarlett.
And I don't know nothing about no pageants.
I'm just an American girl who just loves the Lord.
I'm reading the cover to cover the Bible.
How far have I gone?
Page 30.
Took me six months, but I had to take it all in.
You don't want to rush these things.
But I guess I'll go ahead and I'll give it a shot.
Next thing you know, I'll be doggone.
I won.
It's my first time.
My first time.
Did you know that?
What was that?
You have my record?
What do you mean, my record?
Oh, why have I been in pageants most of my life?
Well, yeah.
Well, see, I was encouraged then to people came up to me then.
Did you know that?
Did you know that?
People came up to me then.
Yeah, yeah, they sure did.
All my life, people have said, we're going to put you up for the Nobel Prize.
You'll work on particle physics.
Schroeder's cat.
Oh, no, not that again.
I'm also brainy.
Did I tell you that?
And I tap dance real good too.
You've got to be kidding me.
Dear God, just.
But it's the most beautiful and beauteous thing.
And have you noticed this?
Every now and then they'll regurgitate this anti-Candace thing.
See that?
Candace always goes, oh, shut up with that.
Would you stop?
Candace, stop it.
Just stop it.
Leave her alone for God's sake.
Nobody believes this stuff.
I am telling you.
It is one of the most incredibly beautiful things I've ever seen in my life.
Great networking on, oh, Arizona Parish Fair.
Yes.
And also, did you realize how she's always over to Candace?
She's always with her mother, too.
That's always a tell.
Her mother says, go ahead, baby.
Go ahead and do it.
Mama, should I do that?
Come on.
Miss Nude World?
Did you think so?
Well, all right, I'll give it a shot.
I guess I don't know.
This reluctant, oh, God.
You can see.
You can see.
Let me ask you something.
If you did want to, if you did want to come across to the point where you were reluctant, how would you play that?
She's got the Miss Arizona thing.
What you do is you don't talk about it.
You sound like, wow, what was it?
That was a long time ago.
You don't downplay it like it was a mistake.
Like, you know, you weren't paying attention and you spilled coffee when you were driving and ran into a tree and totaled the car.
Oops.
You don't want to make it sound.
He goes, it was very interesting.
It was very interesting.
And I met a lot of great people.
That's it.
Understated.
That's how you get them because they'll ask you, well, how was it?
Well, I don't want to.
It was very interesting.
Some great, oh, we always sound like you were very nice, wonderful people.
And it was a wonderful, it was very nice to represent my state.
Any other questions about this?
That's it.
You ever talked to a war hero?
Do you ever talk to true war heroes?
Do you ever talk?
Did anybody here have a grandfather or an uncle, somebody who was in war who never talked about it?
Never.
Never.
Ever seen these shows on TV?
All these ones?
There I was.
I was SEAL Team Six.
I was in Fallujah.
I took on the entire city.
There I was with an M4, a grenade, and tweezers.
And it wasn't in.
I was in the CIA.
I wasn't CLTL.
I was Delta.
I was a Delta Command.
Oh, yes, I was Delta and Commando.
Stolen Valor almost.
You know what we need to do?
Is what would you call the name for stolen beauty when you pretend you're beautiful or you're a patron, but you're not?
Stolen, stolen schmaltz.
I don't know what you want to call it.
Emma says, Lionel, we'd love to see your live reaction to Candace's mention.
It was in the last two minutes of her show.
Oh, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to do that.
I've got a friend of mine.
This is so great.
Listen to this.
I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do.
There was a, there's all these great jokes about people who name drop or whatever it is.
We don't, we don't do that.
My wife is the worst.
Because before we, before, when she was, you know, a youngin, she was in work with Broadway and knows so many people.
And then all of a sudden, yeah, I know.
Who?
Why didn't you tell me?
I don't know.
You know, everybody's got to tell everybody everything.
Well, I've got a friend of mine who I've never gotten.
I shouldn't say that.
I shouldn't say that.
He's never, whatever I've done is always like, it's okay.
But he said, who was it?
Candace liked or texted me or retweeted, retweeted me.
I got to see you go, dude.
He speaks like this.
I said, you're 43 years old.
Why do you sound like that?
Dude, what you know Candace?
Stop.
What she's saying about me now, I milked it.
You know her?
Wow.
She probably doesn't want me to admit it, but yeah, I said, yeah, we agreed a long time ago.
It might be a good idea.
Just so that, how long have you been on her?
I said, God, let me see who's president now.
I mean, it was just so there's this.
I'm going to go berserk now.
Say, I'm sorry, I was going to get back with you sooner, but you know what?
You know how that Candace is.
Well, she decided.
I said, Listen, don't mention me, but by God, she did it.
You know how she is.
And he is, you know.
See, here, here is the thing: who were the stars today?
Who were the stars?
Who?
Rogan, Tucker?
I mean, stars.
Candace.
There's these two women.
I'll tell you, I don't know the name of their show.
I don't know.
They're really rare.
And you're seeing like there's certain styles I like.
There's like Maureen Callahan.
You ever hear just bust balls?
Like you cannot believe.
I love that.
I love it.
But these two women, I don't know the name.
And politically, it's like, okay.
Well, one day, I think I told you this the other day.
They listened to Candace for the first time.
Oh, no, no, no.
They said, one said, this is me responding.
This is me listening to Candace.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, come on.
Well, I have never, ever, ever heard Candace say something where I thought, dude, as the kids would say, where'd you get that from?
Never.
Never.
I'd like to be there, excuse me, anytime you need me to explain this.
Yes, let me tell you what she just said.
So anyway, so we're talking.
And she said, well, they started off because a lot of times, let's face it, they're jealous of Candace.
Jealous.
You only think flack when you're over the target, right?
Well, you're jealous.
If you're making money, you're doing well.
And everybody's talking.
Everybody's talking about you.
Everybody.
Everybody.
No, no.
Everybody.
You ever heard anybody say, did you hear what Joe Rogan said?
I mean, one time they did.
Remember that COVID business where he had to apologize?
That was it.
I mean, he said, he doesn't, I mean, people, did you hear what Rick Beato said to Gilmore about the Pentatonic?
What?
Who the hell is he thinking?
No.
Doesn't happen.
Did you hear what Tucker said?
No, I mean, you know, it's never, it's not right or wrong.
It's just, maybe he says so.
I don't know.
You just don't hear it.
But Tucker, but Candace.
Candace can tell you the truth.
Candace can say it's Wednesday.
Did you hear her?
Did you hear her say, did you hear her say it was Wednesday?
Blow off Tuesday like that?
Well, it was Wednesday.
It doesn't matter.
Did you see that?
So anyway, these two were talking.
They said, you know, I wasn't really a big Candace.
So then I saw Erica for the first time.
Because people, I always tell people, you never saw Erica, did you?
No.
Let me send you something.
You never saw Erica, did you?
No, let me send you something.
Well, I think it's pretty rotten.
This fact of this woman, you never, what you never saw her, right?
You think she's just the widow?
Yeah, let me send you something.
You watch this and then get back on me.
Huh?
Just watch this and then call me back.
And sure enough, you get the call, dude.
Because that's what kids say.
I think, wow, you haven't remember when you remember when you had that?
Oh, no.
When you get it, like, oh, no.
It's like that epiphany moment, like, this woman's crazy.
This woman.
And because at first, you don't notice if you, if you saw Erica for one, just one time only, you'd say, all right, you wouldn't think anything.
Watch it again.
What do you mean?
Watch it again.
And then you say, oh, then it looks, it looks kind of hard.
It's like, wait a minute.
Yeah, that's.
Let me show you another one.
Oh, my God.
See?
See?
And that's the way it would be.
See the way she's plastic.
It's not real.
So these two women, I don't, I'm not going to.
I don't even know the name of their show.
But anyway, at the end, they said, Erica, they said fake phony.
Everybody without any, put it this way: if I always tell people, if you like her, meaning, and let's face it, we haven't met her, but I haven't met a lot of people in the world.
I never met Marshall Tito either.
I don't think I want to meet her.
But if you think you like her, you don't know who she is.
If you don't know, if you've never, if you think, I think she's pretty good, you've never heard her.
You've never heard her.
Look at this.
Free from here from Candace.
Bless your heart.
Bless your heart.
So, anyway, that's so.
Where's this thing going?
First, somebody somewhere is going to say, that's enough.
Somebody from TPUSA or some lawyer, somebody is going to have to sit down and say, we want to do something for you, right now.
We would like to, we don't want to make this a problem, but they will force her out.
They will threaten her with some kind of a.
If you're doing something, it's almost like a morals clause.
When you do something that brings ignominy, shame, and you know, reputational disfigurement, you know, by you being there, they have the right to exercise a morals clause and to remove you.
Well, somebody somewhere is going to get a hold of her and say, you, you have to go.
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You got enough money.
You got 20, 30, 40, 50 million bucks.
They tried to make Erica a babyface, but she's a heel.
Oh, yes.
No, she tried to go.
She tried to go babyface.
All right.
They didn't.
She did.
But you're right about that using their wrestling analogy.
But what's happened is they're going to tell her, you're going to have to, you're going to have to go because we just, we can't, we're always, you're starting new battles, new fires.
We have things to do.
Remember what TPUSA wanted to do?
Somebody mentioned real estate and development and properties.
And I could see, I never read this, but I could see them having communities, TPUSA campuses where you have villages and almost, and then a religion, because that's what's what L. Ron Hubber said.
You want a religion.
And it doesn't have to be necessarily a religion per se, but it can be a church.
It can be a church.
And you can be like that creepy guy on the weekends or whoever these people are.
You can be a mega church.
You can do whatever.
That's where they're going.
That's where they want to go.
And if you do that, sky's the limit.
Oh my God.
It is a you get the tax exemption.
It's beautiful.
But you can't do this with all eyes on her.
You can't do that.
And don't be surprised too if a lot of other people, legitimate people, a lot of great people in the business say, we don't appreciate what you're doing because you're making a mockery out of us.
See, every time there was a Jim Baker who fell, every time there was a, every time there was any kind of a rupture or fracture in the message, Jim Baker or Jimmy Swagger, I sin, you run that.
Everybody hurt.
So I think REMs are the best.
So they're going to go back to her and they're going to say, that's enough, Erica.
How much?
And if you don't leave, we're going to have to make you leave because you're killing the brand.
You are hurting the brand.
And wait till they, now, I don't know about you, but you know that every time she speaks, I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm watching, but I'm watching for the wrong reason.
I'm not there to listen to her, the good word of truth.
I want to see her make a fool out of herself.
And that, and that's not what you want.
So, in any event, well, dear friends, what a night it has been.
What a rare mood I'm in.
I'm going to go and I'm going to check through this.
And I'm going to look through what Ms. Candice said.
If you are brand new to this, welcome and thank you for this.
Thank you immensely.
Thank you immensely for this.
And I mean this sincerely.
I also want to say thank you for your kind words.
And what I really want to also say, which is very, very critical, is this.
My hero, my beloved wife, Lynn Shaw from Lynn's Warriors, has her channel, Lynn's Warriors.
And do you know what she did today?
Do you know what her colleagues did and her fellow warriors did?
They were watching a house hearing or Capitol Hill hearing on a new, an attempt.
It's called COSA and other forms of legislation designed to protect children.
And there are factions of the government trying to gut any part of this at its teeth, any kind of duty of care.
The rigors, the horrors of what we're seeing, specifically involving child predation and the like online is unbelievable.
They had parents testifying who lost their kids, who lost their kids through sextortion or lost their kids because by virtue of buying fentanyl or something.
The scariest, every parent should be aware of this.
So while we're talking about this, she was watching this all day long and talking between breaks to these parents that she's known.
It is a thankless, horrible, heartbreaking world to see.
You want to talk about serious?
You want to talk about somebody trying to take somebody who's or trying not to exploit, but you want to see sadness?
How about when you're at a meeting and the parent comes up and brings you a gold coin and says, this is my daughter, this is Lacey, or this is my son, you know, Max, or this is, they, they took their own life.
They're not here anymore.
Sextortion.
Nigeria, it's, it's, nobody's talking about that, but she is.
And if you want to see what she's talking about, and also how the pornography today that we are seeing, even the word is wrong, this child sexual abuse material, CSAM.
It is so horrible when you see kids today who are not yet even familiar with, we used to call it, remember the birds and the bees.
Remember this?
The birds and the bees.
There are people who have no idea of what they're talking about.
And they're watching this violent, violent, abusive form of sex where they don't know what's real.
And little and girls are showing up in the emergency room.
The emergency room because young boys are thinking this is the way they're seeing this violent.
This is not the way it was in the 60s.
This wasn't Hugh Hefner today.
It is a state of predation.
It is a victimization of our kids, the likes of which you cannot believe.
And kids cannot, you know, the rain stops developing at 25.
They don't have the judgment centers to understand this.
And big tech, you want to talk about having a congressional control?
Big tech, Silicon Valley.
They own our government.
They own it.
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And look what, anyway.
So follow her at Lynn's Warriors.
It would mean the world to me.
On YouTube, on YouTube at Lynn's Warriors.
Yes.
She is just, you can't, you can't believe these stories.
Our good friend Donovan says Eric is a patron saint of lies.
It might very well be.
Could very well be.
It's sad to say this.
I don't even know if she's, I hate to say it, but I don't even know sometimes if she's.
She's not very bright.
I'm not trying to be mean, but it's actually a defense.
Some of this stuff, I think, is not her fault because she's just not very bright.
She's clumsily focused on some kind of the adaptation and the perpetuation of an image or a visage, but I don't think she has the intellectual wherewithal or the emotional firepower or the commitment to consistency to pulling it off.
If you want to be a good confidence man, you better know your routine.
You better know the act and know what you're trying to portray.
In any event, so Candace, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm going to go back right now and watch.
I can't believe this.
I had her all set up.
I was saying hello and doing some things.
And next thing you know, I don't know what I'm doing.
Here, you get to a certain point.
Sometimes a phone call calls up and it's the doctor.
You got to take a call.
Anyway, thank you so much, my friends.
Again, hand force to you and yours.
That's my sign of peace.
That's my power to you.
It's a sign of love.
Remember that.
So, anyway, my friends, we'll see you tomorrow.
By the way, stay tattooed.
Stay taytuned.
I don't know what that means.
Like this video.
Subscribe to the channel, which I think you already have.
And I'm going to have some questions coming up.
Thank you so much.
Follow Candace.
Support her 100%.
She has brought us.
I have met the greatest people through this turmoil, namely you.
And for that, I will be forever grateful.
Thank you, my friends.
Have a great and a glorious night.
Until we meet again, remember this valedictory, this denouement, this Sayanara, this finale.