Candace Owens’ Mommy Dearest & Forever Frantzve documentary shines light on Erica Kirk’s bizarre family, accused of a "mafia Ponzi scheme" with government funding and predatory tactics like fake pregnancies or surrogacy. Skepticism swirls around Kirk’s claims—her State of the Union makeup, ties to Charlie Kirk, and even her identity as Won Hung Lo—while TPUSA faces IRS scrutiny. The episode mocks Catholic tradition violations by Owens, contrasts them with Vatican II-era reverence for the Eucharist (e.g., nun in hazmat suit), and warns against conflating faith with fraud. Ultimately, it frames the Kirks’ alleged schemes as a cautionary tale about unchecked influence and the dangers of dismissing religious institutions too hastily. [Automatically generated summary]
My friends, there are no words available to me to explain to you the absolute horror that I feel by having made you wait this long.
No words.
No words.
Nothing.
Technical problems I just went through are in no way, in any way, an excuse for making you wait and for making you take time out of your busy Friday to be with me and make you wait.
No.
A thousand lashes to me, my friends.
A thousand lashes.
Dear friends, welcome to this, what has become one of the delights of my life, speaking with you as to an event that has become an event which you and I share right now.
Isn't this the when you heard there were going to be, there was going to be a documentary of sorts, didn't you think it was going to be just one sort of a thing about Erica is weird.
Did you ever think you would be seeing the degree, the depth, the complexity of what we're seeing now?
Did you ever, I mean, hats off, hats off to Candace for putting together that is something which is so incredibly detailed.
I am beyond beyond words, I am non-plussed at how incredibly fascinating this is.
And I keep thinking, maybe you thought today, why is this so bad?
And why is this such an excoriation?
Why is this such an execration of Erica?
If anything, it's her mother, the family, those individuals.
Those are the ones who have been talking about.
In fact, so far, I think up till now, we haven't talked really about Erica at all.
At all.
There's been no talk whatsoever.
I mean, in part.
So what we're seeing is I think we are, and correct me if I'm wrong, I think what we're seeing is something which is so monumentally fascinating in that there may be something, maybe genetic, maybe something that's genetic involved in this whole thing.
Maybe it's the Franz family.
Maybe she was raised.
Remember, gypsies, trams, and thieves share?
Maybe, is that it?
And the mother, this mother, this Laurie?
And what the thought kept going to my mind, her family must be saying, why did you bring this on us?
Why didn't you just do what?
Why did you, why did you have to do this?
They're coming after me.
Nobody knew this.
Now they know.
What was your purpose?
Why did you do this?
Why did you have to act like this?
Nobody was bothering them.
Nobody knew anything.
Nobody knew anything.
The mother, the fellow who went to prison for 21 years and the fraud and the bank and I mean, nobody had to know anything.
Why did you push this?
Thank you so much, Marisol, Gracias.
All of this, I never, I never, I don't know about you, but I can't see.
This is me.
Maybe it's my problem.
I can't see Loving a body, but you I can't see anything that Erica ever says about anything without not being able to believe it.
Are you the same way?
Have you noticed this at all?
Original says, somehow I think the series is going to lead up on unbelievable grand finale.
Or yes, or if this were Hillary Clinton, somebody calling for some kind of a congressional review.
I mean, this is incredible.
First, my head is going crazy.
Where do I even start?
How did she, how did she meet?
Can somebody even tell me how she met Charlie?
Even that story.
Say something that simple.
How did she meet Charlie?
How did she meet?
Even that story, even that story, we don't even know.
They can't lie about that.
David says, remember, remember, Erica, yes, she asked for this.
Yes, Jack Reacher.
Even the story of how and this boyer.
And oh my God, I got the impression they figured Charlie was just an idiot.
I mean, I thought they were like, here's Charlie.
Here's Charlie Kirk.
I gave him an excuse of how to go to go on a date.
He doesn't even know because that's Charlie.
Here's your truth.
I think it was, it was, um, he was an idiot at all.
I think he was, he was, he may not have been as corrupt as these people, and he might have been, God forbid, a little unsophisticated.
He in no way deserved this.
None of it.
He didn't deserve this.
She didn't, her, she said her father, even her father was with her.
They separated when they were four.
She was with.
She, I mean, I didn't even know.
Look, none of this matters because it's not the end of the world.
But is there anything that she said that was true?
Anything?
Original says, how did they meet?
Only the Laurie knows.
Oh, there you go.
Mommy, dearest.
Mommy, dearest.
Every none of it makes any, none of it makes any sense.
I don't know what to believe.
You're great.
I feel like Erica might be learning stuff about her own family.
Yes.
Yes.
That she didn't even know.
Love you, Lionel.
I think you're a rare gem.
Well, thank you.
You're a Rara Abbas, a rare bird.
I think there's some stuff she's finding out now she never knew about.
I did what?
Here's the best one.
She can't even lie about how did you get into the beauty business?
Well, have you noticed every time, whether she's crying, whether she's talking to Laurie to Barry Weiss up on CBS, she does this.
Can she not look up at the who are these?
The ghosts she's looking at.
Well, look, I didn't want to do anything about that.
I wasn't involved in that beauty patch and stuff.
I mean, somebody recommended me.
Somebody, what?
Yeah, I got something in the mail.
I don't know.
I didn't want.
I was a tomboy.
I was a tomboy.
I like to play to count, to climb trees and play with monkeys and farm animals.
Okay, maybe, maybe I'll try to son of a gun.
I can third runner up for whatever.
Even that story.
And then what Candice brings up, the fact that she's been in beauty patches almost her whole life.
What the hell are you talking about?
One time.
She was immediately playing it.
Oh, look, oh, she says, they were grooming me.
Interesting phraseology.
She lied about that.
And this one, this mother.
Oh my God.
Now, listen, what they went through, what Candace is explaining.
I'm sorry, they do what I've seen this my whole life.
In New York, in particular, they have more.
Uh-oh.
My Beavers Unit is a new member.
Thank you.
Thank you.
In New York, they have, I mentioned this in reference.
They did this, for example.
They have, they used to have not so much, but it was really big then, you know, the actually the debutante balls.
And there are women who hang around the Hamptons.
You know how she says, well, when I first got, oh, even the date.
I was out at the Hamptons.
You had to, do you have to say that?
Do you have to say that?
Thank you, my friend.
Thank you.
Do you have to say that?
I was in the Hamptons.
Oh, that's.
See, that's a New York thing.
They love to say, I'm in the Hamptons.
I'm in the Hamptons.
Oh, shut up with you in the Hampton.
And I got a call and they said, yeah, I got to see DM me.
Maybe that was it.
Or maybe they met.
This boyer, this, I mean, even that story changes.
Why are you lying about something nobody cares about?
Nobody, because to her, nobody, the truth means nothing.
It doesn't mean anything.
The truth means nothing to her.
She just, it's like she puts, it's like trying on, like you might try on a scarf or mix and match.
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I might wear this.
The truth to her is like clothing that she puts on.
It's a hat, it's gloves, it's a it's a purse.
It's a she, she just, she doesn't care.
Nothing that you say or anybody says, it doesn't matter.
None of it.
See, I can't say, I never saw anything like this.
I'm serious.
Now you might say, oh, you're giving her, listen, stop this.
Stop this.
Stop this.
The business about her being a widow, it's over with.
And by the way, I have no interest in explaining this to anybody.
There's a lot of folks out there.
Have you noticed?
There's a lot more people talking about this.
And I've been getting a couple of them.
I'm not going to mention who.
They say, hey, would you want to come on this show?
No.
One in particular, because people don't understand this.
Those people who originally came out like Dan Bongino say George the Animal Steel.
It's like wrestling.
It's like he's the ultimate heal.
Thank God this guy's now in the FBI.
had a gun.
They should have some kind of an intervention for the Bongino family.
This guy was, what happened to him?
Bongana.
Damn Bongiana.
I got to do the best I can.
I'm going to go out there and make a goddamn fool out of myself.
Hell, I don't know.
I got a bad haircut.
Maddie says, love your show, Lynn.
What are we watching?
We're watching the most incredible breakdown of the history of fraud in EK's family to the cellular level.
Yes.
It's beyond fascinating.
She can be a trial lawyer.
The best.
And she knows it.
Thank you so much, Maury.
Love your smart comments, your smart highlights.
Actually, prefer your comments more than Candace herself.
So, cheers from another Brazilian girl, big fan of yours.
Oh, obrigada, bracira.
Best music in the world, by the way.
Best music in the world.
Anyway, thank you.
I, I, I am in this world now, like kind of like you are, where I'm thinking there's this is this is so incredible So many thoughts going through my head.
Please forgive me for just because it's the way I am.
I'm desultory.
I'm elliptical.
I'm all over the place.
But Candace, thank you.
She is so smart to even know, to know the facts.
She must have some of that, a lot of this on prompter because how could she know a lot of these facts?
But her fluidity, her ease of this, her you have to intimately know the facts of the case and all the ins and outs.
I mean, I'll bet you, I'll bet you anything that, um, oh, you notice how they're doing the whole Laurie thing is like, don't talk about Lori, she's sick.
There's always an excuse, there's always a reason not to talk about somebody because they're they're sick or they're ill and it's on be Bobby Tan Bobby says, hey guys, Candace should be heading up the FBI.
Oh, absolutely.
And did you see?
Did you see?
Or maybe she didn't, but people are now kind of noticing what I said.
Not that I noticed because I got two eyes, but the state of the union, how that poor family sat next to, sat next to, or Erica sat next to the mother and was kind of like looking like, oh, so that's the way you act.
Okay.
Oh, I noticed she doesn't look down.
She always looked down.
I always look down.
There's this thing where you say, how do I do that?
I don't, I don't have my trying to get my courage of my Kleenex here.
Anyway, you start off with this, of course, this.
Brian, thank you so much, Brian.
Good band.
Good man or good woman or good person.
Doesn't matter.
Start off with the die.
Yeah.
Okay, that's right.
Come on.
Come on, Erica.
Do it.
That's right.
Don't forget what we do.
Number one, the Abbey eye.
Always, always do this.
To put it this, put it this.
What do you do?
I don't know.
I'm pointing to my eyes.
I'm trying to stop the flood, which never comes.
The lachromation.
The grin.
Well, like this.
Here's your here.
And here like this.
I look up.
Always look like you're about to throw up.
You're kind of like.
Or you just, you've just, you're, or the, or the, um, the prep for your colony could be just kicked in.
Meanwhile, the woman next to her, the mother, just crushed.
Every story she says, come here, kitty kitty.
You just want to see me say that, don't you?
Lionel, I'm so worried about Charlie's grieving kids.
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What can be done to check on them?
Can the public demand an update, like a petition or something, or like a welfare check?
How about her family?
How about his family?
How about the family?
And the past CEO says about how she had to teach CK Charlie's style.
I think he probably didn't date much and was blinded by EK attracted him.
You know, could be.
Let me tell you something.
He needed, how do I say this?
Grazi.
He needed somebody to, because hey Charlie, listen, man, she is.
You've never listened, ladies.
You know, I love you.
Love the ladies.
Love the ladies.
But you know what I love?
And I said I love my wife, but I love, I love, respect women.
Women.
Not ladies, not girls, not predators, women.
There are some women who spend their entire life there saying you were going to marry a man.
Candace said one line of a so-go.
She says, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think, she said, I don't think, thank you.
I don't think Candace ever or Erica ever married or dated a regular guy.
It's like, come guys, she schlubs got a joke, you know, a job.
It's like she was basically, believe it or not, like Bouvier, like Jackie and his sister Lee, they went after women.
Remember the girls at lunch?
Remember the swans here, Babe Paley and all of those.
That's what they, that's what they did.
That's what they did.
That's what they were after.
They were specifically after these people.
They went after men.
Let me show you how bad it is.
You're going to find this disgusting, but I made this a reference to this.
In New York, some people come here for the money, for the money.
There's more money here than you can imagine.
There's old money, new money.
And now with big tech, that's going to change everything because the money, their money is out of this world.
But there are people who love and go out specifically trying to meet, trying to meet the, what amounts to, basically some, some rich guy.
And it was so bad that in the Hamptons, in the Hamptons, many of the young hedge funders and all these would get vasectomies and spree and spree, freeze their sperm.
They would get vasectomies and freeze their sperm.
Why is that?
Because sometimes when they would meet people and hook up, perhaps unprotected as it were, there's Edie, bless her heart.
Edie, Edie's a great friend.
Not a thousand likes, Mr. Real.
Tonight's a thousand likes.
It sounds like EK is a femme fatale, maybe.
I emphasis on the fatale, that's for sure.
Thank you for that, Edie.
Edie's a great friend and a tremendous artist, too, by the way.
But these women were so, how do I say this?
Thank you.
These women were so brutal that after they would have their tryst, their little go-around, after they were anointed with the seed, the women would go and relieve themselves and go into the bathroom and basically retrieve the sample for IVF.
How sick is that?
Well, you shouldn't be doing that.
But this is the number of predation.
Hooking people up, the level of women who were predators, like you can't believe.
Latasha says, thank you for expanding vocabulary and entertaining us.
Candace is the truth.
We love you.
Thank you.
I tell you, Candace is just, oh my God.
This is like, do you remember Dynasty?
Remember that?
My wife and I one time during COVID, we watched every damn show there wasn't Dynasty, Dallas.
Go back and watch Peyton Place.
This is how important it was.
There are folks, they are predators.
She was going out and they don't want to say this because it sounds very racist, especially to the wonderful people who are the Roma.
But she sounds like these gypsies who were, they were raised, some were born, not all, but some were born in the act, in the con, in the con.
And from the time, but this is, this is not Erica.
Oh, oh, oh.
And let me also tell you something, dear friends.
I hate to break it to you.
Maybe you knew this.
Eric is not that bright.
She did this.
She must be, well, put it this way.
I'm not going to get into it.
I'm not going to get into the scathing and very concupiscent rudeness, but she must be pretty adept at certain things to win men over because her brain sure as hell ain't it.
Maddie says, what you say is 100%.
I dated after divorce for the first time having money.
Drive super expensive sports car.
You can't believe when I leave a restaurant and see girls waiting by my car.
It's sad and real.
Oh, it's brutal, brutal.
And the number of people, I'm sorry to say, the number of people who do this, it's like you can't believe.
Do you know here in New York?
And you might do it elsewhere, the routine also was that some guy's got money and he meets some chick.
And I'm sorry, there were some folks who let me let me just tell you something.
And with all due respect, and I love, I love all, I love all the ladies in the world.
Float on, float on, Cancer.
And my name is Larry.
I love all the women of the world.
Remember that float on by the floaters?
In any event, if you think these women are good, you get a hold of some cutthroat Eastern European who who is brilliant, who plays chess, who came from some hard times.
And it is brutal.
I mean, it is brutal.
They stop at nothing.
American girls can't you when you have come from communist countries, dear God.
Here's this routine.
Happens all the time.
Some schmuck meets a woman, invites her over to his pad, his loft downtown, worth the $5, $10 million.
You can't believe, you can't believe some of these places here, this money people have.
You can't believe it.
So this woman comes in, and let's say she's from, I don't know where, but she says, you have a nice place.
Would you like to stay with me?
I'd love to stay with you.
Next thing you know, she stays a couple of days.
And before you know it, she's getting a magazine in her name delivered in your mailbox.
What's that about?
I don't know.
I saw this the other day.
And I thought maybe when they moved over here, there's something to read.
Oh, okay, whatever.
He's so happy because let me tell you something.
And with all due respect, with all due respect, remember, I'm a gentleman, all right?
But ladies, you don't know this because you're not like this.
There are some women who are trained by their mothers, like the Gabor sisters.
Jaja Eva Magda.
Remember that one?
And the old lady?
And they are told, you are going to learn like almost like a geisha.
You're going to learn the finer, the finer talents to please a man.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So when you get somebody from some communist country who's trying to send bucks home, oh, you've got talent you can't believe.
So, in this case, the next thing you know, she's got a, she leaves something hanging in the closet.
And he's thinking nothing of this because it's his place.
He just met this chick.
She's there for whatever.
She establishes residency, maybe 30 days.
Then, one day in particular, there was one woman I heard about.
Her MO was this.
She said, You know, in the kitchen, they have the door.
The covenant door has a very sharp edge.
Cut head very easily.
You cuddling this blood.
Call 911.
Police come, help me.
He's trying to kill me.
And they make him leave.
They make him leave his place.
Then he says, Get out.
She says, You can't make me leave.
I live here.
I'm tenant.
You have to evict me.
And he has to go to court because she is claiming possessory rights to it.
Do some kind of weird.
I mean that.
And men, let me tell you something.
Men, men in particular, because rich men are warned.
You don't understand it.
Oh, oh, oh.
And let me tell you something: hookups overnight.
No, no, no.
Serious NDAs, NDAs.
And a lot of times it may sound weird, but they might have rooms kind of like almost Epstein-wired just in case somebody claims you did something.
The level of predation all during Diddy's time, during Diddy, and I'm sorry, do you think all those women who went to Diddy's freak offs or whatever, they couldn't wait to get there.
They would bribe.
They would do anything to go there and be abused.
So we're talking about somebody she is, but she is into the grift.
And we haven't really talked about Erica.
I'm not saying this, please.
What I'm saying is Charlie doesn't know any better.
Richard says, at least the Gabor Sisters had class.
What's up with the Kardashians?
Oh, that's another one.
But you're right.
That's as close to it.
Or Hilton, Paris.
This is a different story.
But back to Erica.
I listened to her speak and I realized she's not exactly blessed on the mentation scale.
She is just, she's an idiot.
She says nothing.
And I think Charlie was somebody who didn't know better, who was not naive, but he was, I think he was sincere with his faith.
I think he was here, sincere in his belief.
I think he was sincere in his faith in his God and tried to do the Lord's word.
I'm dead serious.
I have nothing but respect for him.
And he gets a hold of this one.
He doesn't know what to, he doesn't know what to do.
He doesn't know what to do.
And if she is, you know, talented, hell, remember she says, remember that line?
Well, I was in New York, I was there for a while.
I didn't date because I had my friends and I and I saw how they were.
Oh, I shouldn't be crying.
No, no, not now, Erica.
You cry when it's sad.
Oh, I'm just so used to doing it.
I'm sorry.
She can't go through a Wendy's drive-in.
Yes, I'll have the double.
Yes, the frosty.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you crying, ma'am?
No, I'm sorry.
No, I'm Erica.
Thoughts on a Paramount sale.
Thoughts on the Paramount Sale, Mr. Bell.
Not now.
No, no, thank you, but not, no, no, no, not now.
Have you seen, but thank you.
Have you seen the latest where her, how do I say this?
Somebody purporting to be her makeup star, her makeup person is giving breakdowns on Instagram of the style.
I don't know anything about this.
This is Elle showed me this.
Listen to this.
I'm going to read just a second of this.
I don't want to post this.
Let them get their own because I don't want to promote this.
This is just, you have got to be kidding.
Listen to this one.
Where is this?
Hang on a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Let me go.
Let me go.
Oh, here we go.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
First is a picture of her.
One minute.
Hang on a minute.
Okay, here we go.
Damn it.
Yeah, here we go.
She writes, This beautiful girl, for those of you asking what products I use on Erica last night for the state of the union, here's the breakdown from the eyes.
Inner corner, snowstorm, and vanilla mixed.
Center of lid, naked, angel, and seashell mixed.
Outer corner, Texas rose and Swiss cocoa mixed.
Crease, Texas rose, liner, espresso make smudged under the liner brown sugar blush.
I thought, you, she's going to do a makeup line next.
She's going to do a makeup line.
She's going to do a makeup line.
She's going to do a clothing line.
But don't say anything.
She's grieving.
We all grieve in our own way.
The state of the union, the state of the union.
And this is now remember, Erica didn't do this, but you know, she said, okay, listen, I'll let you.
This is how they normally do it.
I'll let you do it.
But you got to do it for free.
And I'll let you say you did it.
That's how you'll get paid.
Okay.
I was at a wedding one time.
I'm not going to go into details.
I was at a wedding one time.
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Really, really big.
And I'll leave it at that.
He had kind of sort of a celebrity, you know, person giving away.
I shit you not.
I should go blind if I'm lying.
During the vows, he said, that's right.
And thank you.
And under the word of Ezekiel, we say, he is at the pass of the covenant of the Lord.
Dressed by Humboldt, Vera Wang, Vera Wang, on Madison Avenue, whatever, Vera Wang.
I said, did I?
No, no, no.
Shoes by, shoes, bag, makeup, hair buy.
And she comped all of the stuff because they knew there would be, you know, I guess, press there.
She comped her stuff by having him read off who was, they should have like, like with racing, you know, like the, like the brands.
I thought, I, I, I couldn't believe it.
You know, she's going to do this next.
You, you know, she's going to do it, but you can't say anything.
And here's the best part.
How many of you, dear friends, how many of you dear friends think that any of the people who screamed at you and me and everybody else for bringing up all this truth?
It's truth, by the way, about Erica.
How many of these people know anything about the mother?
This was day three.
And they didn't even go to Erica yet.
That's just her mother.
How is this sacrilegious, so to speak, or problematic or disrespectful to Erica when it's the mother we're talking about?
Jamie says, last few days I have been thinking Erica might be a victim in the sense that she's been programmed like a robot.
Yes, but no.
Yes, but no.
Ladies, Cinderella, Cinderella, the stepsisters, the ugly stepsisters, Cinderella marries the prince, the mother of the stepsisters, the ones who tried to get the girls married.
Did you ever hear the story of Babe Paley?
Did you ever hear this one?
Babe Paley married to Bill Paley.
She was one of the swans.
Read this.
Babe Paley and skinny, whatever, the Guinness woman.
Oh, Pamela Harriman.
Pamela Harriman.
Oh, my.
But Babe Paley, they used to, these are the women who lunch.
They used to meet at the Le Cote Basque here in New York on 55th.
They would go to lunch.
They would do martinis, smoke cigarettes, never eat all they did.
Babe Paley lived, whereas the Sherry Netherlands or the, I don't know where this, this, I mean, all she did, she would get up at four o'clock in the morning to do her hair and makeup because her husband never saw her without makeup.
And remember, Truman Capote, these women, her sister married somebody.
They were predators.
Read about these.
You can't believe it.
They would marry anybody.
It's an arranged marriage.
And the mothers, look at Princess Di.
What was that about?
She was a broodmare.
She was picked out.
They picked her out for Chuck.
It's slavery.
It's barbaric.
Kardashians, to an extent, accept that they're the ones calling the shots.
So in that respect, this is, I've seen this here like you can't believe it.
And then you have the women who are the groupies and the people who are trying to, but they're doing this.
Erica grew up in a world, all the LLCs that this Laurie had.
How many of them?
There's something when you get in on the grift, when you start knowing how to play and using government funding, government money, government this, you realize, my God, these people are, they are, they are really serious.
See, this is a world we don't want to be in.
They don't know, love.
Charlie was, they saw him and they cleaned him out.
And also, how about these, these Cabot this and Tyler, but these are names almost like Buffy Weather.
You know, I love whatever you think about Tucker Carlson.
It's fine.
His name, Tucker, Carlson, his brother Buckley.
I love these names.
Heathcliff Montague.
Oh, Meriwether.
Yes, my name is Charles.
This is my sister, Muffy.
We're going to the Hamptons.
Yes.
My name is Heathcliff Periwinkle.
Nobody really has this name, but Mr. Howell, love it.
This, this, they wear the pink, you know, they wear the, they go to whatever that Nantucket's clothing with the pink pants and the top ciders.
And they tie the sweater around their neck.
You know these people.
It's this world they live in.
I used to love, this is weird.
We used to have really high society in New York.
And I never, and I never, and I never, not even close to this, but my favorite named Muffy Potter Aston.
And she would with Brooke Astor and Oscar DeLaurenta's mother.
Oh, who was it?
Erdogan.
What was her name?
The wife.
These were, they were, I don't know what they did.
They would be a part of the Central Park Conservancy.
They would, but from the time they, it mattered then, old money.
They would go into the schools and you had to be in the private clubs.
There were more private clubs in New York in particular.
Oh, one of it.
I don't want to mention the name, but a great friend of mine, I love this guy.
When I met him, I said, this guy's going to be the biggest asshole.
He died at Shalongo, but he would invite me to his club.
John Kennedy was there.
I mean, I was fascinated because I'm thinking, I don't have anything to do with this.
I don't have anything.
Disgruntl says, P. Sherman.
Oh, thank you so much.
P, is this an address or just a ransom note?
Thank you very much, by the way.
I'm fascinated by these people.
And see, nobody, Charlie didn't have anybody to say, you don't understand this.
She's moving in.
Did you hear the note or the comment that Candace made about how they were trying to get into eventually housing?
Oh, I can see that.
Don't go to school.
Don't go to college.
Don't do this.
We'll take care of you.
He'll have little TPUSA villages.
Think about this.
Kind of like the villages in Florida, some retirement, a gated community.
You can meet with your fellow, whatever, your fellow TPUSAers, sons of Kirk.
Oh, I was going to say something.
Look, I don't want to do DEI.
I don't want to say, I don't want to bring this stuff up.
But have you noticed that this TPUSA is not only white, but it's almost like a yacht club white.
It's weird.
Is anybody there just normal?
They're so, would you, is there anybody that you see where you say, you know, I like these people.
I'd like to get to know them.
I, you know, I don't get it.
Jamie says, Lionel, the mom is quite the character.
She is evil squared.
Candace brought the heat with the family.
The Venn diagram.
This ship is blowing my mind.
Me too.
Did you see the, it wasn't only the Venn diagrams.
It was almost like the Gambino crime family, you know, the breakdown of the couple regime and who is this and the LLCs.
And I thought to myself, somebody has got to be on the phone and say, hello?
Yes.
Erica?
Yes.
This is your mom.
What the are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
They didn't know any.
We're doomed.
They're going to do, she just dozed our ass.
She just did it.
Erica dozed them.
I mean, it's, I don't even know what to tell you.
Ginger says, imagine them starting to sell houses to young families.
Yes.
That's what I'm saying.
Absolutely.
Yes.
And don't be surprised if somebody looks at the 501c3 and says, Excuse me, these are, can we see this?
Where is this?
Where is this money going?
What are you, what are you promoting?
And somebody should get this damn bongino bandina.
I'm going to find you.
I swear to God.
I'm going to kill you!
What in the hell are they doing?
This is the thing I don't understand.
I don't, I don't understand.
I don't.
Where were they?
Where have they been?
Nobody knew about this.
And I think of all these people who go down.
I don't even want to mention the name, but you know, these usual suspects who are yelling at us.
They're yelling at me.
I'm always getting yelled at.
You're a conspiracy theory.
Remember that pizza stuff?
What are you talking about?
Oh, yeah.
Or you were suggesting that everything is some big kind of weird guns of your predators.
It's some weird circus of predators.
Yeah, I was right.
Well, maybe you weren't.
Yeah.
Well, you said that it's like you schmucks came out.
You were attacking this on a trailer.
Now it's true.
The trailer was, the trailer was nothing.
What are you going to say now?
You notice they're not saying it now.
You notice this?
You notice this?
What do you think of me now, boys?
What do you think of me now?
Nobody's bringing this up now.
Are you aware of this?
They went after, they went after Donald Trump for everything.
They went after Donald Trump for everything.
For everything.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
They went after him, his wife.
They went after Ivanka.
Ivanka, they went after her.
She had, she was, remembering Ivanka, her clothing was very, very good.
Either the patents or something to do with China, all the money they have, and they still can't slow the wildfire.
Yep.
Well, I don't know if you mean the figuratively speaking or actual wildfires, because that's direct energy weapon.
I think we know what that's all about.
This is this is on the next they're going to be, there's going to be audits.
They're going to be saying, excuse me, yes.
Would you find something?
And wait till there's, you see, when you are, it's one thing we're not talking about kind of 501c3s.
We're into like charities where you're asking people to theoretically make tax deductible.
Look, who was it?
John Joseph Kennedy, Joseph P. Kennedy used to make, he used to, how do I say this?
He used to donate money to the Catholic Church.
They'd give X of it back.
He'd get the full write-off and they'd get, they'd make it out okay.
But so when you have something in which your people are writing a million-dollar check and getting the deduction, the government has a big say in this.
Because if this is basically some kind of mafia Ponzi scheme and you're you're allowing people to deduct donations of this, that's a big story.
Bronco says, Candace said she told Charlie that just because it's wearing a ball gown in Mar-a-Lago doesn't mean it's not a gangster.
And where's Rob McCoy?
I think we're going to get to that later.
The people that I have met who, and I can't verify this, but the people that I have met who were mobbed up had more ethics than this.
Sparky says, in the old days when most college men were well-to-do, women would go to the college to get an MRS degree.
Oh, yes.
Listen, this is nothing new.
And there's a lot of people far more sparky, as you know, far more talented than this dame.
Greetings from Florida.
Bizarre lineage from Erica Kirk.
Remember, I want I want candy song.
I want candy.
Thank you for your intelligence and humor.
Great to see you in Code Trailer.
What did I on Code Trailer?
What did I mention it?
It was a trailer.
Yes.
Somebody said the other day, hey, I saw you.
I said, yes, but it's a trailer.
Let me tell you something.
I love the theme of things.
The theme.
I like when you do a closing argument.
It's the theme.
I say, what do people think?
Are they pissed off?
Aren't you just like right now?
Stop for a second.
Isn't your feeling, isn't your feeling regarding Erica and her family?
Like just shocked.
If I said, ladies and gentlemen, I would like you to go into that jury room and take this pen and write down an amount that you think is fair.
Let's say this was a lawsuit and you were going to say, how do you evaluate?
Do you say, how high can I go?
This thing is, let me ask you this.
Is there anything legit?
Is there anything?
Landis And Shinola's Fall00:03:16
What about the poor kids who worked there who worked their ass off 20 hours a day for these people?
I mean, what if somebody says, wait a minute, pretty soon you're going to start seeing him lawyer up.
And pretty soon you're going to say, no, wait a minute.
Now hold it here until somebody says, now listen, President Trump will probably do the following.
He'll say, now, look, I don't need this now and I don't blame him.
Here's what we're going to do.
We give them the stink eye.
I don't ever want you to mention them again.
Let's ghost them.
I don't want to hear that name.
I don't want to hear anything about them.
Nothing.
Do I make myself clear?
I don't want to hear anything.
Just let this go away.
And pretty soon, the money that went from the paymaster to all the schmucks and all the grifters and all the sellouts who sit there and attack Candace, they're going to say, never mind.
Like Emily Lutella.
Remember Gilda Radner?
Never mind.
Sorry, my bad.
Did I, did I?
Did I say that about Candace?
Oh, no, no.
No, I meant, no, no, I didn't say Candace.
No, I said Landis, John Landis.
He was, you know, the movie with Vic Morrow.
You know, John Landis.
No, thank you so much.
Thank you.
No.
They're done with this.
They're going to say that's it.
The name, the name is a joke.
Do you remember?
Do you, you probably don't know this.
There was a company years ago called Shinola.
It was called the Boot Black Company.
They made up shoe polish.
And the expression, you don't know shit from Shinola.
Shinola just said, oh no.
It just went out of business.
Oh, no.
Our company?
Here's something you don't remember.
I know you don't, because this was during my generation.
There was this candy.
There was this diet candy.
You know what it was called?
AIDS.
A-Y-D-S.
It was like green, like look like a mint.
And it was a diet candy.
And I can see somebody coming into the board meeting on a Monday and say, did you hear the news?
What?
There's a new disease.
It's lethal.
It's viral.
It's passed through homosexual sex, exchange of bodily fluids, and IV drug use.
And guess what it's called?
Not Metrical.
No, AIDS.
So people, it was awkward.
Hey, Joe, you look great.
You lose weight.
Yeah.
How'd you do it?
AIDS?
AIDS.
It went out of business.
TPUSA is going to be that.
Jamie says, well, hang on a minute.
I think I missed something here.
Did I miss something?
I think I did.
I'm sorry.
My bad.
I hate when people say that.
As they can say, there we go.
Says, how about the fact that the IRS hasn't gone after TPUSA?
Laws for thee and not for me.
Coffee Calling Controversy00:02:04
Absolutely.
Well, we'll see about that.
We'll see about this.
Who benefits?
Qui bono, qui protest.
Who benefits, but in a different way?
Who actually benefits from people who believed in this?
What about people who said, I thought it was helping somebody.
And by the way, the point has to be made very simply that kids have to be, in particular, have to be told that do not think, do not think that all religion is a fraud.
Do not think that people who believe in Jesus and who are Christians are all phony.
This is, we've had these for a long time from Jim Baker to a lot of folks who've used this.
Here's another one.
There was a movie.
There was, there was every, watch, go back and watch, watch, watch Erica even say her name and you don't believe it.
They said, oh, Charlie was said, and honey, yes.
And what do you think about having babies?
Having babies is the work of the Lord.
Even Jesus was saying, I don't know about this.
She can't even say that.
Everything sounded scripted.
She's the worst actress.
She thinks if you had to tell her, just say it.
Say it like you mean it.
You don't have to cry every time somebody introduces you.
She has this thing where she learns.
If she's at a Starbucks, yes, Erica, it's coffee.
We're just calling your name.
Oh, I'm sorry.
The DMV, ding, ding, get the little ticket.
43.
It's a joke.
We go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we've heard this.
Remember the folks who came, and they're still out there, the impersonators.
When you get an impersonator, oh, dear God, it's over with.
Oh Dear God00:04:38
It is over with.
When you get an impersonator, there's not, I had no, put it this way, I had no idea.
You ever had somebody know where somebody says, do you never notice this?
And as soon as you, and as soon as somebody tells you, that's all you notice.
Or watch how she pronounces the word Czechoslovakia.
Just wait.
And you wait.
And then you hear it.
You go, oh my God, how did I miss it?
I know.
Czechoslovakia.
How did I miss that?
That's with her.
How did I miss it?
I knew she was a phony, but not like this.
Remember the old days there were people like Kathy Lee, Kathy Lee.
Well, she was Kathy Lee Gifford, but it was Kathy Lee before she married Frank Gifford.
She used to do this stand-up and sing, look at this journey one.
You were the best, but I do need a heavy.
Oh, hey, oh, hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
No, don't cry.
This is good.
Oh, sorry.
I get confused.
Hey, guys, this is so wonderful.
Hey, guys, how's everybody doing?
Huh?
What is this?
Charlie.
Oh, yeah, Well, hang on.
So, uh, okay, is that good?
Okay, oh, my still, my favorite, though, is Dan Bongino.
I've sent this to people and I get this back.
What the is wrong?
I said, just watch this.
He was the assistant director of the FBI, and you thought Kash Patel was weird.
This guy, dear God, this guy was just and they dan, no, Dan.
And if you ask me, he's threatening her.
I don't know what it is.
I'm going to find you.
It's like WWE.
And now the Undertaker, and you know, it's this Tuesday Night the Armory.
Let me tell you something, Road Warrior.
I'm going to go out there.
I'm going to kick your ass and I'm going to show you what pain is.
Dan Bongino and Candace lights out at the forum.
I can see a loser leads time.
The, you know, the hair versus the belt, the coal miners belt match.
This is my NWA days.
He thinks I'm going to say, congratulations, Dan.
Yeah.
You're officially a lunatic.
Nobody liked this.
Even your friend said, what the hell is he doing?
And even Trump is thinking, what is it?
Do you ever see Trump lose his mind?
No?
Do you ever see Putin?
Even Zelensky, when he came to the White House, all tooted up.
That was as close to it.
Adults don't do it except for this baby who's a tough guy.
He's a tough guy.
My God.
But it's just, it's, and I can't wait.
Oh, also, you know, it's bad.
I'm kind of Jonesy.
Like, does anybody know what time Candace starts?
Yeah.
I was like, it's 5:30.
I haven't even seen him.
I got that bell.
Normally they tell me, she okay?
Episode three.
We don't even know how we don't even know how many episodes.
Do we know how many episodes there are?
Edie says, when disillusionment comes, go watch Oh God with George Burns.
Yes, and John Denver.
Free on YouTube.
My grandpa took me when I was 16.
One of the best shows ever.
Remember, remember when John Denver, who plays the kid, and George Burns is God, he says, I'm going to ask you questions.
And they meet in a hotel and George Burns says, okay, ask me some questions, kid.
And he said, have you ever made a mistake?
He said, yes.
The avocado, the pit, the seed.
I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
Oh, I didn't say hello.
I didn't know what I was thinking.
Ridiculous.
Made a big mistake.
And he says, do children go to heaven?
He goes, yes, right away.
They have no reason to prove themselves.
Remember, Paul Sorvino played the evangelical.
One of the best lines were again, you ask your parents on this one.
He said, tell them he wants to make money, sell Earth shoes.
Remember, Earth Shoes where you, those awful Birkenstock things where they were lower.
And anyway, one of the best shows ever.
One of the best shows ever.
And by the way, who's the spillover?
Who is TPUSA's what?
Who's their counterpart?
Because they're going to get the spillover.
Megan's Payroll Buddy00:15:24
What's going to happen to that reenactment tower, that facsimile of Charlie's assassination site, where people would come and do and do actual selfies.
And I mean, that might have been the lowest of them all.
Can you talk about EK been missing for those eight months?
And the only people EK said she saw was her mom and a priest.
I think she was pregnant.
Whoa.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
You know what?
If I told you, if I told you, let me go back.
Let me tell you.
If I told you anything about Erica, you'd believe it.
If I said, well, you know, she had nine husbands.
I believe it.
I didn't even finish it yet.
I didn't finish it.
I didn't finish it yet.
Okay.
You know, Erica wasn't.
I believe it.
You know, those kids aren't hers.
I believe it.
You know that she had a surrogate.
I believe it.
She faked the pregnancy.
I believe it.
Anything.
She's actually a Vietnamese woman named Won Hung Lo.
I believe it.
Sparky says, off topic on this event I got through his mom's kidnapping.
Is it a new application of product placement when the mainstream media always make sure they say, ah, yes, nest instead of a ring?
It is off topic.
Don't do it again, but you're absolutely right.
All of a sudden, people say, put it this way, I don't want the nest.
I want the ring.
This is it.
Did you see Charlie?
Do you see where Charlie lived?
Do you see a place in Arizona?
Place is huge.
Oh, what about this story?
And then Charlie had to get up early the next morning.
So I said, sleep in our daughter's room.
So, wait a minute, what?
What?
Sleep in our daughter's room because I don't know.
Stop the crying, honey.
What was that again?
Why is he sleeping in the daughter's room?
Well, he had to get up early.
Had to get up early.
So what?
What?
They're going to wake you from your beauty, rouse you from slumber?
What the hell are you talking about?
Why?
I don't know.
I just make this shit up.
What's the matter with you?
I don't know.
I just, I was a, I tell you, it was the beauty queen.
Did I?
Did I tell you I did?
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't date anybody.
Because my girlfriends, my girlfriends would tell me that they come off and all me to buy drinks.
This is bullshit.
You had cabinet and you used a come on.
Horizontal mumbo with a guy named Comet.
What are you talking about?
Or whoever the hell it was.
The guy was stop saying this.
And anyway, I was abstinent for 12 years.
You're not abstinent.
And then when I joined the nunnery, you weren't a nun.
Stop it.
I just make, I just try on this live for a second.
How does this one?
I ran away to the circus.
You like that one?
Hi, guys.
Hi.
Did they shut us down yet?
No.
Where's my money?
Where's my money?
Where's mommy?
Mommy?
Mommy?
What's going on?
Come on, honey.
Let's go back.
Yes, the drugs are wearing off.
Can you get that funny smelling stuff that makes me tear, mommy?
Yes, we will.
We will.
Okay, mommy.
Thank you.
Is it over with?
Pretty soon.
Pretty soon.
And then all these idiots, these idiots.
Have you seen like Piers Morgan?
Yes, talk to Megan Kelly.
Yes, Megan, do you have?
I noticed in the past that you've been medical with you since.
Excuse me, I don't know what you're saying.
What are you saying?
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's this fake British accent and my bad teeth.
You see, do you in any way denounce Candace Owens?
Who are you again?
Morgan, Piers Morgan.
And what do you do?
He's like Geraldo.
He's like Jerry Springer.
He gets these people together.
Have you seen this?
Did you do any references to the sex with a push-push in the bush?
What are you saying?
I don't know what I'm saying.
I'm a fraud.
I'm a British guy.
I don't know.
I know about Megan Markle.
Megan Markle.
Megan Markle.
I would say, hello, yeah.
Harry, yeah, it's me.
Let me talk to Megan.
Yeah, double M. Guess what, honey?
Good news.
Remember how they said you were the biggest bullshit artist and grifter?
You've met your match, you are a piker compared to this one.
She's Babe Ruth, you're in the double A League.
And these people are still saying, Do you think that maybe Ms. Mount Ms. Megan?
Did you believe that maybe she might be a bit over?
Excuse me, are you still?
Are you still pushing the fact that she's a widow?
Have you heard any of this stuff that Candice is in?
Do you are you listening to any of this that has nothing to do with anything?
Nothing.
Nothing.
It's just nobody knows anything.
All these people.
You know what's interesting.
Have you noticed when we always thought that people we might have had people, you know, online or platforms where you thought, you know, but this guy's really, he's the real thing.
And then you realize, wait a minute, he's on the payroll.
Oh shit, they got you too.
I thought you were legit.
No, you, yeah.
You're on the payroll.
Yeah.
Oh man.
Is there anybody not on the payroll?
No.
And then you start these people who came out with this kind of like a half-baked.
They took the money.
I think I'm not naming who, but I think we all know because they didn't even have a defense.
They all said, all right, today's word, folks, demon.
Use demon.
It's like going into a diner to these special chicken fricasy.
We got the, you know, the Yankee pot roast.
And then instead, we've got today's word, it's special is demon.
Extra 25 in the if you can use demon, call her a demon.
Who's a demon?
Uh, Erica, why is she a demon?
Because just put down demon.
No, I want to know why she's a demon.
That's a big word.
That means the devil, don't it?
Well, I want to know what the hell she's a demon.
Look, you want to take the money or not?
I'm going to take the money, but just explain one goddamn thing.
Why is she a demon?
What is she lying?
No, she's not lying.
Well, what am I doing then?
What you're doing is you're throwing away every shred of respectability and offer the short money because you're done.
I don't have to tell you who they are, but there are some of them who are so such sellouts.
Because remember, once you're sold out, it's over with.
It's done.
Nobody's ever going to bother you for product placement.
Nobody.
Have you noticed this?
We have a rule.
No matter what it is that you're selling, we're never going to hold you.
How do I say this?
We're never going to hold you responsible.
I love the ads, depending upon like the bigger, like, you know, Shannon, I mean, Candice, Shannon, Candace has some big ticket stuff.
But then smaller ones, especially the four of the rustic, you know, thank you very much.
I want to say, hey, buddy, hang on a minute.
Hey, guys.
Hang on a minute.
I'm going to talk to you one thing.
You know, I don't know about you where you get your animals from.
I buy mine from only one place, raw hide animals.
That's right.
I get 27% of amino acids in my daily enema.
Let me tell you something.
Yeah, buddy.
I'm ready to go.
Hi-oh silver up Periscope when you hit the bridge away.
And right now, we got a special Christmas.
Call up and put up MAGA 7, and you get a two-week supply of raw hydenemas.
That's right, raw hot enemy.
And don't forget, travel suppositories.
We got them right there.
So ask for it by name.
When you got to go, when the going's hard, that's raw hide enemas.
Raw hide enemas.
Well, you bought that blue water shit, didn't you?
You got that methylene blue, didn't you?
What the hell was that?
I don't know.
Bobby Kennedy took it and you started drinking it.
You don't even know what the hell that was, was it?
No, well, take this.
Just do it.
All right.
And you've got different.
Uh, I heard I want to, I want to have like I used to have fake ads when I was first in talk radio.
One was fibrilla, excuse me, fibrea.
And I said made from made from wood pulp from Feld, Oregon Forest.
It's a new kind of fibers called fibrea.
And it was basically wood wood pulps.
It'll, you'll be able to, you know, anyway, drop anchor and head for the hills.
They did know.
Oh, another one, too, I did was called um permistiff made from rhinoceros cartilage.
It was a for those with ED, it said it'll give you a reason to yell charge.
You can carry a baker's dozen of crawlers the hard way.
Look, my shadow puppets.
That's permist available in four sizes.
Big boy.
Oh my God.
Stand back, Junior.
You know, and I went on to this thing, and people thought it was real.
Didn't even watch finishing CO tonight, better Lino Nation.
Oh, no, no, no.
Thank you.
She is still the best.
Oh, God.
Big Dick.
I love you, my friend.
Big Dick's been with us.
You know, some people are lawyers, Harry's, other people are George's, but you're a dick.
And I mean that sincerely.
From the heart, brother.
From the heart.
That's right.
It's a charge made 100% in America.
That's right.
Permi stiff.
Ask for it by name.
There we go.
ASD Fleet.
Wait a minute.
Is this the one?
Is this the one that dared, dared to honor me with that?
Did you see that?
I don't know if you were.
I think you were.
That little, what do you call it?
That animation?
Very interesting.
Very interesting.
This is just too much fun, isn't it?
Wouldn't you love to have some kind of a IOSO?
That's right.
We're going to yell charge up Periscope Junior when they hit the bridge wave.
Wear a long coat, nobody will notice.
Like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist.
Like blue steel, cat couldn't scratch it.
You know what I mean?
Do you know what I mean?
Hey, hey, Babariba.
I don't know what that means.
I think I'm losing it.
I'm in this kind of a weird people are saying, did you hear that?
Hillary Clinton says, who gives a shit?
Let's talk about this.
This is what I'm not talking about.
This is the best part.
I can't believe.
You know, during today's episode, I kept thinking, what do you think they're doing around the home?
How about that fleet, by the way?
ASD fleet.
Dear God, man, that's just too good.
See, fleet, they love you, fleet.
They love you, buddy, or wherever you are.
Swear to God.
If the good Lord's willing and the treat don't rise, 70 thirds to you, may your troubles be small.
No, 70 thirds to you.
May your troubles be small.
And if you walk, I'm welcome 10 feet tall.
See, this is the rednecks.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this one here.
How about a big hand, huh?
Huh?
How about a big hand?
The whole dolly, the melting clock thing, the surrealist, very Gada-esque.
We got a whole, we have a world.
We've got, I mean, this, don't you want to like, if you, if you met Candice, wouldn't you say, I want to thank you for letting me be my elf?
Hang on.
Here's another friend of ours.
Her name is Calita Bracidiera Mia.
The word Lord and Widow are overused.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, absolutely.
Absolutely.
And thank you.
I hope you are doing well.
I hope your trips be careful when you travel because you're quite the globetrotter.
Unlike me, I'm a homebody.
I just take the double wag.
Sometimes we'll just go to, you know, I'll just go to a nice, a nice flea market just for the weekend and just hang out.
I'm a simple man.
Just a simple man.
But if she was here, if she was here, look at this.
Look at the love.
Oh, thank you guys.
I really appreciate the love.
How about give it up?
Give it up.
This is sheer unman.
This is talent.
When you say, holy God, this is this.
Have you ever heard some people, they come in a little bit too late and they say, I want to get in on this Erica bandwagon.
And they haven't really refined it yet.
Is it?
I like them.
Like they'll play something.
Well, here's a go.
Here's a, here's a, here's a, here's a Erica.
Can you believe that shit?
It's like, well, see, my other hobbies, my other hobbies, I think I told you this.
My other hobbies, in addition to this, are watching arrest videos.
Oh, I am demented when it comes to that.
I am addicted to arrest videos.
Well, I know this Friday night suits us.
I was feeling sick, but I've laughed a lot, feeling better.
You know, it's me too.
You know, me too.
I was thinking to myself, this is fun because, like, if I, I was going to say this.
If I met Candace, I never have, but I would say, I want to thank you.
We've met more people.
How many of you find people have said, you know what?
I got to be honest with you.
I really don't care about anything.
I don't really give a shit about Hillary Clinton, State of the Union.
I don't care about that stuff.
I don't care about geopolitics.
I don't care about.
I don't care.
I just don't.
I'm busy.
It's always depressing.
It's the same old stuff.
But now this came along.
And if I said to you, hey, come here, join my team.
What is it?
Well, we meet and we talk about Erica Kirk.
You what?
We talk about Erica Kirk.
Is that supposed to be fun?
Oh, dude.
I hate when women call each other dude.
That's another one.
But this is like, this is the greatest.
It's Dallas.
It's Dynasty.
It's just incredible.
Come here and Kitty Kitty said, Woohoo, you're on the map now.
AD Fleet.
State of the Disinterest00:15:21
Saw your famous hand forest.
LOL.
Can't wait to see that clip from her.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's my talent.
Let me tell you something.
This has been all my life.
I've met so many, I've made, I've cut through, so, cut through so many moments.
You know, it's all, sorry, this is to get the better sound.
There we go.
Oh, you don't want to get, you don't want to get near that one.
I've walked in like the CVS and say, excuse me, this is New York.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Yeah, come here.
Listen.
And I'm holding my hands like this.
What am I?
What am I, Babe Ruth, you know, and they don't even notice this.
And I said, if there's a product I call this called Babino or something.
And I fire in the hole.
Incoming.
Hit the deck.
Can you direct me to that?
Does it work?
These people, you can walk in with a severed head to a CVS because it's all locked up.
I don't know if you have it in your cities, but if you want to buy anything, you got to push the button.
Some poor guys got to unlock it.
They've got people who are walking in severed heads and a sigh, the Grim Reaper.
They say nothing, but you do this and they did you because it's not the noise that scares them.
It's what follows next.
Elevators, moments of intimacy.
Oh, it's a party favorite, my friends.
A party favorite.
And it also wraps things up.
You know what I mean?
It kind of wraps things up.
In any event, she's a widow.
Thank you for that.
Bongino is so different since quitting.
No, you know what?
Let me tell you something.
I think Bongino, they might have told him, hey, Dan, yeah, listen.
Not even 10 months.
Not even 10 months.
Kash Patel by him.
Well, when he told me that he saw Epstein was self removed, oh, no, That's why I said, all right, all righty.
Okay, that's it.
You know, you had me there, big guy.
It's very easy to say the reports say the official stage story is medical examiners say.
I don't want to get into the Epstein thing too, but you know, years ago, I don't know if you kids remember Mike Wallace.
Mike Wallace was just this.
Absolutely.
There was a big joke that said the worst thing in the world is to say Mike Wallace is in the waiting room.
He would come there and he was just the most brutal reporter.
He would confront people.
I don't think Candace does it confronting because she's just so cool about this.
She's just so cool.
Let me also tell you something about something.
I will say one thing.
I will say one thing and one thing only.
When our friend Candace first came out with the Brigitte Macron thing, I, along with a lot of people who really like her, said, don't do this.
Don't, don't do this.
Only because the venue's going to be in Delaware.
You know, you don't need this.
I was worried.
I read the complaint.
Well, you know what?
I stand officially.
The name Candace Owens is almost like a bulletproof.
It's like, oh, no, no, forget it.
Drop it.
We have a good case.
No, You know what Candace?
Can you imagine the we need a name for Owen Zets?
Owen.
We need a name for like, what are we, Owen Maniacs showing up at some courthouse, some chancery court in Wilmington.
You really want to, you want to go up again.
I don't care what it is, anybody else.
Candace Owens has hit, has hit an elevated status.
I think that case is going to go bye-bye.
Not because of the merits.
I think they're going to say, forget it.
The word Baal, yes, means Lord in several ancient Levantine semantic languages makes me wonder what Lord are they really calling on?
I do not know when it comes to people who believe in certain things, and far be it from me to comment on it.
Fleet's a lady, a very talented lady.
All right Sparky, thank you, excuse me, we don't believe in gender assignment.
My, my nickname, my not my nicknames, my uh pronouns are and You're an thou.
Stacey Noble says, I absolutely love your content and personality.
Keep saying, Lionel.
Keep slaying, Lionel.
I appreciate you immensely.
Christ is king.
Damn right.
You say it and say it loud.
Say it loud and say you're proud.
Let me tell you something.
You can say whatever you want.
I'm so tired.
I got to listen.
Everybody walk around with their religion, which is great, which is great.
Nothing wrong.
But for some reason, for too long, and particularly Catholics have been Catholics because I was Catholic school, kindergarten, grade school, high school, had the greatest nuns in the world.
Sister Mary Agony, Sister Mike Tyson, Sister H.R. Bob Haldeman.
Let me tell you something.
That changed my life.
Cursive writing, like you couldn't believe.
Multiplication tables at least a year ahead of public school.
Catholic school was the best.
If you had those nuns, if you had those nuns and I had four feet tall, they walk in.
They look like they were like Salesian nuns from Sicily.
When they grew up, they said, You got one of two choices, Angelina.
Number one, you can go work in the sulfur mines, or you can be a nun.
I'll be a nun.
Off they go.
Nobody brooked any.
They nobody jumping ahead.
I knew a kid who was held back because of handwriting.
He was never seen again, by the way.
Do you hear about that guy?
Do you hear about Jerry?
Yeah, they held him back.
They held him in.
Handwriting.
Handwriting.
It was a whole nother world, and I loved those people.
And they were great people, and they never laid a hand on us.
And I believe in this.
If you have a kid today, if you have a kid, if you be an adult, you can take whatever you want, but the kids need structure.
And I would make sure that kids have something called either Sunday school, catechism, or whatever it is, whatever it is.
And when I was a kid growing up, we had something you didn't have.
We had the saints.
And the saints were better.
And what's even better than the saints?
The martyrs.
The martyrs.
Oh my God, I love them.
I went to St. Wentworth, grade school, went to Sacred Heart, and then I went to St. Lawrence.
And St. Lawrence from St. Lawrence of Rome.
Look him up.
Google him.
You know what he did?
He was a martyr.
Sister.
Yes.
Is a martyr somebody who was killed because of their faith in Jesus?
Yes.
So they killed him?
Yes.
And you want us to believe this?
Yes.
They're not going to kill us, are they?
No, no, no.
You sure?
I always thought it was an interesting way of luring us in by saying, and this man, St. Peter, crucified upside down.
Why?
Because he said, I'm too good to be Christ was crucified.
No, no, I'm going to be upside down.
But St. Lawrence, I'm going to leave you with this.
St. Lawrence, look it up.
St. Lawrence of Rome.
He was tortured or killed.
He was burned on a gridiron, which is like a griddle or a barbecue.
Here is his line.
This is our school, St. Lawrence.
You're going to think I'm kidding you.
Look it up.
His line was: turn me over.
I'm done on this side.
You're in first grade.
It's like, what the hell?
How about give it up?
St. Lawrence.
Yeah.
Baptists don't have that.
Huh?
Remember that Protestants don't have that.
We've got martyrs.
We're tougher.
We were here first.
Leslie says, Leslie, where's Leslie?
Leslie says, Love your context of this crazy mess, Lionel.
Crying from laughing.
Remember Friday nights where Shabbat Shalom.
Hey, listen.
I am so, so, so worried that in all of this talk and all of this talk about anti-Semitism, that we realize that we forget something that some of my absolute greatest being in New York, I cannot tell you.
And I'm not saying this gratuitously, like some of my best friends are Jewish.
I mean the best people, culture, food, family there is, and then all of this other nonsense.
I'm afraid somebody's going to get the wrong impression.
Because remember something.
There's the people and then there's the organization.
It's like the United States.
There's the United States and then there's the government.
I love my country.
The government, not too crazy about it, but the people are terrific.
And when Candace says, you want to be Catholic, Candace said something that nobody says.
Nobody.
I love the tall Catholicism.
She says, we had to do this because it was a holy day of obligation.
See, in the 60s, before, right around Vatican II, it was serious.
I remember the time when he was in Latin and they turned their back to you.
I don't know what the hell the priest was doing.
He's like, this dominoes, eat your biscuits.
By grabbing the place, Domino's better than you can.
I bet you can.
And he's doing this stuff.
It's like, what are they doing, man?
What is he?
And he holds this thing up like this.
What is it?
What is he doing?
And they turned around.
And when I was a Kenyan Catholic school, we had this thing.
Don't chew the host.
Don't chew it.
They've had this nun with that clicker.
She was like, look, if she saw you chewing, you get that sister, Mike Tyson, look at you.
I'm sorry.
No, it was sticky of this.
But you couldn't, you couldn't.
This paper wafer cellulose thing.
Don't chew it.
Don't chew it.
I'm not.
And they would always tell us, whatever you do, if for some reason you drop the host, don't you touch it.
Don't you touch it?
Because sometimes you stick your tongue on it and it might fall off.
Don't touch it.
Back up.
And a nun would come up, pick it up.
And I swear to you, they said there was a special sewer that went right to Rome.
We had the sister with a hazmat.
That's the use.
That's the Eucharist.
That's Jesus.
You don't mess with us.
And I loved it.
I love the rules.
I was like, good.
And then one day, years later, it's like, don't touch it.
This is what was, it was, it was a lot of ways too.
They told you, don't touch it.
You'll go blind.
Can I do it till I need glasses?
Anyway, years later, it was a wedding or something.
I was like, ah, what the hell?
I'm still a member of the club.
So I'm walking down the, I don't really see a lot of people on the altar there.
They're giving out, you know, the communion.
And I look and I see this woman standing there.
I said, who's this?
And she's like this.
I said, what are you doing?
Who is this?
I had no idea they were doing.
I said, touch it.
I'm not going to touch that.
You're an imposter.
Somebody called the nun with a hazmat.
She's, we got an imposter here.
No.
Do you have people?
You're handing out the Eucharist, handing it out.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I like the rules.
Oh, my God.
Remember, it was terrific.
First communion, seven years old.
Do you renounce Satan?
Do you renounce Satan?
Yeah, what I'm sure.
Renounce.
Yeah, 100%.
100%.
I'm seven years old.
Loved it.
Edie says, Saint Eden Stein, my favorite, canonized 8, 1989.
Well, you know, this is very interesting.
You know, my real name, my given name is Michael.
So St. Michael, the archangel.
You know, that's it.
Got a new member here.
Thank you.
That was always the whole exorcist thing.
Oh, did you know that the movie The Exorcist was made right in our neighborhood?
And that movie, I've been, that thing, did you, who saw it?
Who saw the exorcist?
1973.
Do you remember that?
People were passing out.
Let me tell you something, my friend.
If you told me 100%, if you told me that there was a thing called the devil, there was something called Lucifer.
There are demons.
There was a personification of evil and the victimization of humanity by this weird kind of a form, this weird negative spirit and energy inculcated, possessed, determined, structured to destroy all that is good, I'd say 100%.
100%, I would believe it, without a doubt.
100%.
There is something.
And there's something which is even more evil.
And I think you will agree with me.
Evil is one thing.
But when people blaspheme and use the countenance, the visage, the personification, the position of God, Jesus, or whatever, as a means of money and treating people.
And if you send right now, we'll send you a special prayer rug.
And we're going to pray.
Now pay us.
There is a special place in hell for this.
And they've been doing it since day one.
They've been doing it.
Remember the great movies.
Oh, God, the Burke Lancaster, Elmer Gantry, Face in the Crown.
Andy Griffith wants Face in the Crown.
We got to be careful.
And there's one thing that what she's doing, if there's one benefit from this, which I really think is very important.
I don't care what your faith is, but when people act as imposters and they use your desire, your fears, your hopes, your dread, your prayers, your desire for salvation, for a better life, the promise of God, ecumenical covenants and comforting, when they use that as a precursor, as some kind of an artifice, as some kind of a ruse, that is so blasphemous.
You can't even, thank you, Liggy.
You can't put that into words.
And that's what Candace is doing.
She was going after these people.
I'll bet you anything.
Wouldn't you love to sit down and ask Eric if she has any rudimentary understanding about the Bible?
Yay Name, Foul Spirit00:04:49
Just give him an idea.
Just rudimentary.
Just a few things.
She knows all the lines.
Everything she does is the Lord, the Lord, the Lord.
That's blasphemy.
That is heretical.
That's blasphemy.
You are using something.
You're using people's faith as a cultural, as a fulcrum, as some kind of a device, an artifice to get into and to feign allegiance with people you never know.
This is very serious.
These people look to Jesus and God and religion to comfort them when they're sick or they're afraid, when they've lost loved ones.
And you're using this as a sales tool.
Come here, Kitty says, whoop, A.D. Flea just unloaded a new one of you, Lionel.
Awesome about Bongino.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Well, I know where we're going to go next.
I know where we're going to go next.
Davis kind of said, do you remember when Peter Popoff got caught?
Yes, remember that name?
Yes.
Why do I know that Peter Popoff?
Peter Popov sounds like a name for self-pleasure, doesn't it?
Sounds like a street version.
Ah, yes, yes.
Peter Popov, a German-born evangelical televangelist, Charlatan.
He was exposed in 1986.
Yes, yes.
Did any of you find people ever see my particular favorite was Ernest Ainsley, say babe, yay, in the name of Jesus?
Foul, deaf spirit, big old, yay, say babe.
You can hear.
No, I don't think he can hear yet.
Remember that he was the original.
Robin Williams did him in the name of Jesus.
Praise God.
I loved him.
And I went to all the evangelicals.
I think David Paul was my best.
Everybody, so watch him all the time.
But Ernest Ainsley, remember that he would do this?
Yay!
In the name of Jesus.
If you were deaf, he put his finger in your ear and go, foul.
And you go like this.
Foul, deaf spirit, big old.
Yay.
And you fall back.
Say baby.
Good.
You're right.
No, I don't think he has sugar diabetes.
Yay.
And he would, where's your hand from that?
I don't know.
Yes, but yes, Pastor, I've got hemorrhoids.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Thank you very much.
In the name of, I was slain in the spirit by him.
Personally, didn't take, but I was personally.
Curtis Hickson Hall.
Oh my God.
He was with that tupe he had.
Oh, God, he was phenomenal.
Sparky says, I remember the exorcist frightened the hell out of the Catholic kids.
Wasn't as scary for us heathen Protestants.
Let me tell you something.
Have you seen that Pazuzu?
Remember that?
Do me a favor.
Look at when Max Von Cito is in Iraq and he finds Pazuzu when they, what they did to Linda Blair, that one scene where she goes like this and you see the shadow of, is it Pazuzu or something?
But what they didn't tell you was the real, I'm saying this wrong.
I don't want to misquote my, is it Pazuzu?
It's a great name, isn't it?
Pazuzu.
Ah, yes, Pazuzu.
It's a prominent Assyrian and Babylonian demon.
What they don't show you.
He is associated with famine and locusts, yet paradoxically invoked for protection against the malevolent deity, Lamashtu.
He was monstrous, chimeric.
Dog, listen to this.
He was a dog lion head, but there's one thing they never showed you.
Look at Pazuzu.
You know what he did?
They never tell you this part.
Get a Pazuzu.
Get an ornament because he has this engorged phallus.
It looks like a baby's arm with an apple in his fist.
Like a, what is this thing?
It's like a rhino horn.
And so they're not, so here's the devil.
He's half man, half dog, this chimeric, you know, this conglomeration, this, this portmanteau, this concatenation of species with wings and with a schlung that's right.
So when he catches you, not only is he going to ruin your mind, but he's going to turn over.
No.
I mean, but they always, they always, they always watch the movie.
The picture's always head on.
So you say, is that what I think it is?
Is that a pecker?
Is it?
No, I like it.
Is that a peck up saying it?
Turn sideways.
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No.
But when it turns sideways, this thing, Pazuzu, buy one for that.
It's a great gift, gift.
It's a great stocking stuffer.
Fine for dad or grad.
And yes, mom, it makes Julian Fry's.
A Pazuzu.
Let's do Pazuzu.
You heard a Lalapalooza?
Well, this one is.
Remember when you remember when ED first came?
That Edie's been around, but I mean, when they had the Viagra.
And by the way, if you have a sustained erection for more than four hours, call a doctor and a circus.
Want to play Onion Ring Toss the Hard Way?
A Periscoop.
Here's a good chew.
Look, I'm a charging rhino.
Shadow puppets.
Back up, Grandma.
I don't know how big this thing gets.
That's that old line.
That's the first time that Adam and Eve ever enjoyed each other.
He said, Back up.
I don't know how big this elephant said the first time he saw a naked man.
He says, Do you breathe through that?
In any event, I think we've gone too far.
I think we've gone too far.
Ad Fleet, I've got to see what you've done next.
I'm going to go there.
You're killing me.
You know you've made it.
And what have you done, son?
I was in Ad Fleet twice.
Yes, sir.
This here lady, I don't know who she was, but I haven't seen the second one yet, but that's me.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
That's me.
Take that, Bon Gino.
Take that, my friend.
Do you have that?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
What do you have?
Nine months of imaginary memories and a lot of guilt right now because you're a joke.
All right, dear friends, it's been an hour and 32 minutes.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
This is when I feel the spirit of the devil.
Foul, deaf spirit, be gone.
Yay, Belzabo.
Go out.
Go away.
Leave this foul spirit alone.
Yay.
Anyway, I'm losing it.
So thank you.
Have a great night, my friends.
You have been wonderful.
Thank you.
I was going to say like this video, but I think that's kind of.
And Candace Owens, to you, dear heart.
Notice, 2020.
That's the one they took.
Oh, look at this.
Oh, here we go.
Show the new flea card and a view about, yeah, about Bongito here.
Hilarious.
You'll love it.
I'll go.
I'm going there right now.
Thank you.
Can come here, Kitty.
Said, oh, that was you.
Sorry.
Fleet, thank you so much for that.
And thank you.
You want to meet again tomorrow night?
We don't have, there won't be anything to talk about.
If you want to meet, you know what I'll do?
I'll set this up.
See who shows up.
We'll give it a shot.
It's Saturday night.
What do you say?
I'm game.
I love doing this.
Because I got to tell you something.
Maybe you're like me, but sometimes YouTube is getting a little bit slow.
A little bit like, oh my God, this is just.
Is anybody smile anymore?
Is everything life and death?
Is everything life and death?
Seriously, you know, the whole Nancy, this whole Nancy Guthrie thing, I can't watch this anymore.
Horrible.
But at least, at least, we all love Candace.
She's brought us together and she stands up for the truth.
Remember, it's not against Erica, it's for something bigger.
The truth.
Verity.
Ah, crosque tandem abuteri, Catalina.
Patientia nostra.
Ego vexela, unitorum statum amendicayak rei publicai, quam de signat fidilitatum spondio.
Uni nationi subdeo in visibili cum libertate atque justitia omnibus.
And I think you know what that is.
All right, my friends.
Have a great night.
Thank you for honoring me with your presence.
We will see you tomorrow night.
Same bad time, same bad channel.
Subscribe to the channel.
Have a great, thank you so much also for following my beloved wife at Lynn's Warriors.
She's got some terrific stuff protecting children.
I don't, nothing that I do can even hold a candle to the work that she's doing.
But that's why I love her.
She's my hero.
All right, my friends.
Have a great and glorious night.
We love you.
We'll be back tomorrow, and I'll have some different things to add.
You made my night.
I will never forget this, and I can't thank you enough.
All right, dear friends, guess where I'm going right now to see?
That's right.
That's right.
Ms. Fleet, I'll be there.
In fact, I'm going to leave now and I'll meet you there.
Have a great night.
Until then, my friend, remember the monkey's dead.