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Zoran Momdani's Zero Chance
00:02:05
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| It was voting today, my friends. | |
| It was voting day, early voting in New York City. | |
| And I went and I'm coughing and I got my pen and I got my stickers. | |
| And Zoran Momdani is going to kill this city. | |
| This son of a bitch is going to win. | |
| And the radical left losers of New York City are going to make it their case because they're out of their mind. | |
| All of them. | |
| Gone. | |
| Completely gone. | |
| I don't know what it is. | |
| 70% Democrat. | |
| And they want this commune Marxist bastard to ruin everything. | |
| Oh, it gets better. | |
| You got Curtis Lee, whom I've known for 30 plus years. | |
| And he thinks he's a Cape Crusader. | |
| This guy's walking around with a red beret. | |
| And without the beret, nobody knows who he is. | |
| He looks like Brian Denehye, about 50 pounds lighter. | |
| I don't know who he's great. | |
| He's funny. | |
| He doesn't have a chance to win. | |
| Nothing. | |
| Zero chance to win. | |
| Let me see if I say this again. | |
| Maybe I can explain this. | |
| Maybe I didn't make myself clear. | |
| Maybe you misunderstood what I said. | |
| He has Curtis Lewa has zero chance to win. | |
| And all he's going to do is take votes away from Cuomo, who is the worst, who I am forced to vote for because I don't want that son of a bitch, Zoron Zero Mom Dani, this fool, this child, this moonbat, this evil, crazy, lunatic, lefty, not even a Marxist, not even a communist, not any of that. | |
| He's a cutout. | |
| He's a pretend lib radical wannabe. | |
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Free Housing Delusion
00:12:05
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| Let me tell you something. | |
| This guy is as inauthentic, eating with his hands. | |
| He knows about as much about Uganda as I do. | |
| He's absolutely devoid of any authenticity. | |
| He's a cutout playing a role. | |
| He wants to defund the police and he wants to turn rapists and criminals and horrible people into some kind of a therapy session subject. | |
| He's out of his tree. | |
| He wants to promote restorative justice, this nonsense George Soros business, which wants non-retributive ways of looking at non-carceral versions of sentencing. | |
| He's out of his tree. | |
| He wants to make, get this, he wants free stuff for people. | |
| And these stupid New Yorkers walking around, half of them had, they are in a, I don't know what, a cultural wasteland that says, here, come on in. | |
| Here, we'll take care of you. | |
| Don't have any money, got a criminal record, no education, can't speak English, and you were born here. | |
| No problem. | |
| We'll give you housing. | |
| Why? | |
| Because, well, that's what we do. | |
| You're entitled to housing. | |
| Yeah, that's it. | |
| Housing. | |
| Why? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Are you entitled to housing? | |
| No. | |
| What about you? | |
| No. | |
| Who? | |
| Why are they entitled to housing? | |
| Because they're poor. | |
| And what does that mean? | |
| I want to go to Beverly Hills. | |
| I want housing there. | |
| I want housing in Rye and Tuxedo and the Hamptons. | |
| I want housing in the Hamdens and Greenwich and Mendem. | |
| And, oh, I just want to go to, you know, Westchester and Star Island and Fisher Island. | |
| I want housing there. | |
| Why? | |
| Because I'm poor. | |
| I'm stupid. | |
| I can't speak anything. | |
| I'm walking around in this delusion of free, free, free, free, free. | |
| And that's it. | |
| And they think, okay. | |
| He wants to freeze the rent. | |
| How about freeze the ambition? | |
| Freeze the worth. | |
| I've never seen anything like this in my life. | |
| I've never seen anything like this in my life. | |
| This sense of entitlement. | |
| But by the way, New Yorkers, guess what? | |
| And same goes with my African-American and Latino brown people of color. | |
| These folks don't want anything to do with you. | |
| They don't want to have anything to do with you. | |
| They want the new folks, the new immigrants. | |
| want the new Muslims who want to do calls to prayer at three in the freaking morning. | |
| That's right. | |
| That's right. | |
| They want to turn your city in this country into another dearborn Michigan. | |
| It's called Islamism, not Islam. | |
| But here's the best part about Zorad Mom Dami. | |
| Here's the best part. | |
| You ready for this? | |
| He wants free bus fare or free buses to protect to protect the bus drivers. | |
| Can you imagine what kind of a Rikers Island lunatic fest this is going to be with every degenerate dirtbag ambulatory schizophrenic six-time loser convicted felon wants to jump on the bus for fun? | |
| Let me move my thing here. | |
| Are you, are you kidding me? | |
| Are you out of your mind? | |
| This is what he wants. | |
| This is crazy. | |
| In order to help to make it safer for bus drivers, the bus drivers are going to be, they're not going to get anywhere near this. | |
| They're going to say, here, here's the keys. | |
| I'm out of here. | |
| Open the door and all these lunatics are coming in. | |
| Dear God, that's weird. | |
| Look at that. | |
| Look at that light. | |
| Isn't that weird? | |
| Oh, it's weird. | |
| It's weird. | |
| It is demented, demented. | |
| What is he talking about? | |
| And these stupid bastards walking around saying, oh, we're going to vote for him. | |
| So anyway, so Curtis, Curtis has got some power trip. | |
| I guess, what is he? | |
| 73 years old? | |
| I don't know how old he is. | |
| He wants to figure, I'm going out with a bang. | |
| Not to mention he gets cash matching funds. | |
| That's a lot of how many millions does he get? | |
| And listen, let's face it, they got him. | |
| He's got his wife, great people, his sister, great. | |
| She knows a PR firm. | |
| Hey, bring the money into me. | |
| He's not stupid. | |
| I'm not saying that's the only reason he's running, but that. | |
| And if he jumps out early, he's got to pay the money back because it's matching funds. | |
| But not only that, I love this guy, but he's on some kind of weird super duper power trip because he's got a heart on for Andrew Cuomo. | |
| And be not mistaken, Andrew Cuomo is the creepiest dude there is. | |
| He killed, I don't know how many old folks in, you know, aging facilities. | |
| I mean, he's just the worst. | |
| He's a predator. | |
| He's a liar. | |
| He wrote a book, How I Handled COVID. | |
| He's full of shit. | |
| The whole Cuomo family. | |
| Salazzo and his brother Fredo at this network nobody watches. | |
| Are you kidding me? | |
| But he can do it. | |
| Why? | |
| He's a Democrat. | |
| And at his worst, he's better than this rat commie Marxist, whatever you want to call him, be my guest. | |
| This is what we're looking at. | |
| So if Curtis cared about this city, if Curtis cared about us, he would say, you know what I'm going to do? | |
| I'll just pass on this. | |
| I don't want to be mayor. | |
| He wants to be mayor, but he doesn't want to be mayor. | |
| He doesn't want to go through this and have to deal with the nonsense that it takes to be a mayor. | |
| Budget meetings and strikes and dealing with these unions. | |
| And oh my God. | |
| He doesn't want to do it. | |
| He wants to be. | |
| He wants to walk around with his, with his four octogenarian guardian angels patrolling. | |
| Come on. | |
| Please. | |
| Look, it's a great gig. | |
| He's a work. | |
| He's a babyface. | |
| You want to do that? | |
| Go ahead and do it. | |
| Go ahead and do it. | |
| Do it. | |
| But not on our dime. | |
| Andrew Cuomo did, what, eight budgets, all of them on time. | |
| The guy knows how to be a politician. | |
| He's a creep. | |
| But he's the best one, the only chance, because he's a Democrat. | |
| And Democrats will vote for Democrats. | |
| He's on the Independent line because he missed the primary because of the stupid ranked voting business, but still, this is a no-brainer, my friends. | |
| This is a no-brainer. | |
| All right. | |
| But New York, you should see these people. | |
| They're walking around. | |
| Jesus Christ. | |
| I love this city. | |
| I love this city. | |
| I love it. | |
| But the people here, Jesus Christ, you should see this. | |
| There was some delusion. | |
| One woman had a sign on freeze, freeze the rent. | |
| Freeze my ass. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Freeze the rent. | |
| What? | |
| Landlords don't... | |
| I don't understand this. | |
| You don't have a right to this. | |
| It's a sense of entitlement. | |
| Oh, of course I want that. | |
| And Mom Donnies gave me my free bus. | |
| Oh, and free stores. | |
| People come on. | |
| Come on in. | |
| I can see somebody, hey, where's my Thanksgiving food? | |
| Where's my turkey? | |
| Where's my, this ain't Whole Foods, honey. | |
| Meanwhile, he'll track your rest with all kinds of IDs. | |
| Look, these people, let me just make, just make it very clear. | |
| They are nuts. | |
| They are nuts. | |
| Crazy. | |
| New York City is Democrat, which is fine, but lunatic Democrat. | |
| Democrats aren't bad. | |
| This version is. | |
| AOC, it's not just here. | |
| Rashida Tlaib in Detroit, right? | |
| AOC Elon Omar in Minnesota. | |
| Oh, dear God. | |
| They're all over the place. | |
| How about that trans whatever in Delaware? | |
| I mean, it's a liberalism now. | |
| This version is a mental illness. | |
| It gets into your mind. | |
| It gets into your soul. | |
| It gets into everything about you. | |
| It takes your sense of reality and flips it. | |
| It gives you a perspective, a reality of a sense of perspective that does not exist in the real world. | |
| It's lunacy. | |
| It's this George Soros transitional scheme of, I don't know what. | |
| It's nuts. | |
| Women are men and women are this, and I'm cis trans, cis trans cis trans my ass. | |
| What does this mean? | |
| We're done with that. | |
| I'm at the point now. | |
| Every time I see that gay rainbow flag, I want that. | |
| I want to, I want to do a lot of things. | |
| It's like, where's the American flag? | |
| What is this? | |
| Gay is now a flag. | |
| You want me to salute to gay, trans, by? | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Let's have a flag for alcoholism. | |
| Guarantee you more people will salute that or drug addiction. | |
| Yay! | |
| Every psychiatric, psychological, sexual preference. | |
| Let's have the necrophiles flag. | |
| Hey, for, you know, gray. | |
| It's nuts. | |
| Crazy. | |
| And all these Democrats are worried about is Trump improving the White House. | |
| I hope he puts a big Trump sign on. | |
| I hope he takes the North, Southeast, levels the whole thing and puts up a holiday in. | |
| I don't care anymore because Washington is a facade anyway. | |
| The government is a facade. | |
| It's a joke. | |
| We pretend it is. | |
| It's a joke. | |
| Our politics is fulfilled with one lunatic after another. | |
| What the hell's going on here? | |
| What's going on? | |
| I don't understand it. | |
| Who are our leaders? | |
| You want to talk about service? | |
| Who are the conservative leaders? | |
| Who? | |
| Who? | |
| Now you've got a whole bunch of people who are basically YouTube and Rumble stars. | |
| That's who your leadership is. | |
| Candace or Crowder or Tucker. | |
| That's your Republican Party. | |
| That's it. | |
| I didn't vote for them. | |
| But you know what? | |
| I'd rather take them than some of these other people. | |
| What are they doing? | |
| What's going on here? | |
| What happened to? | |
| Oh, you know what I'm talking about. | |
| I'm so tired. | |
| But I voted. | |
| I voted. | |
| I got my stickers. | |
| I got my Manhattan, Manhattan votes early. | |
| I got my this, and it was packed. | |
| Oh, dear God. | |
| I walk by and say, hey, I mean, it was packed. | |
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Poll Worker Nightmares
00:08:52
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| And then all these, these poll workers, they drag out of the dungeon every whatever period of time. | |
| And they get these lunatics. | |
| Want a sticker? | |
| Who are these people? | |
| They're brain dead. | |
| They're some kind of party schlocks or something that maybe somebody's doing them a favor where you sit there and just stare and burp and hand out something. | |
| I mean, it looks like night of the living dead. | |
| Who are these people? | |
| Dear God. | |
| And one woman's taking a thing over here, stand over here. | |
| Tell the people, I'm going to go do like a juggler test or put a mirror under their eyes. | |
| This is incredible. | |
| I'm thinking, how much, how many millions to, but you know, outside there was a Cuomo sticker. | |
| There was a Mamdani. | |
| They were very nice. | |
| They were very nice talking to each other. | |
| You know, there is some kind of civility there. | |
| But you vote sometimes because of tactics. | |
| You vote for one so that the other one can't win. | |
| That's what Ross Perot did. | |
| One of the reasons why Bill Clinton is because of Ross Perot. | |
| You vote sometimes. | |
| You hold your nose. | |
| You hold your nose and you vote for people you don't want to. | |
| Curtis Lee will be a shoe-in in Mesa, Arizona, Polk County, Florida. | |
| Uh, just go down the list. | |
| There's some hardcore places he would do great, but in New York City with 70%, Curtis Lever ran against Eric Adams, who's mentally retarded. | |
| He was the biggest embarrassment of them all. | |
| This is the biggest crook in the world. | |
| His whole staff, you should have seen his police force, the Pagans, and this. | |
| They look like thugs. | |
| Look like a cross between the Crips and the Latin Kings and some nondescript MS-13. | |
| I don't know who these people were, but I couldn't tell the good guys from the bad guys. | |
| Okay. | |
| And he had this one and his girlfriend and all this me. | |
| He is as low-rent as you can get. | |
| And he ran against Curtis last time. | |
| And Curtis got no, he won. | |
| Eric Adams won by 40 points. | |
| 40 points. | |
| You understanding? | |
| 40 points. | |
| Curtis, and Curtis thinks he's going to beat Mom Donnie. | |
| Are you out of your mind? | |
| He's only doing it because he's got a hard on for Cuomo. | |
| They hate each other with a passion. | |
| And Cuomo hates him. | |
| Isn't that great? | |
| And Curtis hates Trump. | |
| And Curtis hates this one. | |
| Curtis hates all these people. | |
| That's good. | |
| That's a way to build a coalition. | |
| And then they got a bunch of these Goombas walking around here. | |
| Hey, stop guys like that. | |
| I tell you what, Curtis is that. | |
| I thought you'd fucking buy the guys. | |
| Every Archie Bunker, mouth-breathing, Bowery Boys, Huns Hall, Leo Gorsi, kind of a what is it? | |
| Vinny, Vinny, Lugatz. | |
| Who are these people? | |
| They're telling you what Curtis Lee wants to tell you. | |
| Curtis and all guy Carter said it's the moron brigade. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Who are these people? | |
| I thought this was seriously. | |
| I thought these, I thought a lot of these folks were, you know, on TV. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I mean, let me tell you something: everybody, every regionalism, you know, no, I thought you were south. | |
| Yeah, they've got people like that too. | |
| Talk like that. | |
| But the moron, but here, because these guys talk like that, Taywan Curtis, I tell you, Carter, you gotta go buy all the white curtains. | |
| I'm gonna vote for you, Curtis Curtis. | |
| It's your curtains because I'm a moron. | |
| I'm a Jabroni. | |
| I'm a Judro. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Who are these people? | |
| My God, what is this? | |
| An old movie? | |
| What century are you living in? | |
| It's incredible. | |
| That's the constituency. | |
| And if the truth be known, I think Curtis would be great, but he ain't gonna win. | |
| I'm not going to win. | |
| I'm not going to win. | |
| And I will tell you, not because I'm a bad guy, not because I'm. | |
| But I'm not, I'm not a Democrat. | |
| New York City is 70% Democrat. | |
| Hello. | |
| Hello. | |
| Let's ask President Trump. | |
| Do you think, do you understand this? | |
| Yes, I do. | |
| Yes, because he's not an idiot. | |
| Dear God, I'll tell you what, Curtis, don't go back and weigh your water. | |
| Hey, dumb guy. | |
| Hey, hey. | |
| Hey, tell you what, Curtis. | |
| And then they get these people who talk all the breath out of their mouth. | |
| I'll tell you what, Curtis is going to win because it'll be the other way. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| We got the moron brigade. | |
| I don't know what he does. | |
| What? | |
| Who are you? | |
| I don't know the heaters at the way they hate it. | |
| I'll tell you what over there. | |
| I'm in a moron. | |
| I'm in a mental hospital. | |
| What language is this? | |
| Who are these people? | |
| And deep down inside, nobody wants mom Donnie. | |
| Nobody wants this Muslim Ugandan, Ugandan. | |
| He's not even born here. | |
| Okay, fine. | |
| He's like a child. | |
| He's a benighted moon bat. | |
| But he's a constituent of his moron constituency. | |
| They're behind him 100%. | |
| So pray for New York City. | |
| Pray for us, okay? | |
| Pray. | |
| Because this son of a gun's going to win. | |
| He's going to win. | |
| I'll tell you what. | |
| I'll tell you what. | |
| I'll tell you what, Curtis. | |
| Thanks, Curtis. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Let me tell you something. | |
| They're going to turn on him and they're going to say, you caused it. | |
| You know, in retrospect, when all the falder all and all this is done, we realize you sold us out because you couldn't get your ego out of the way. | |
| Okay. | |
| And I'll hold your nose and vote for Cuomo. | |
| It's that simple. | |
| Hold your nose and vote for Cuomo, okay? | |
| Because I don't, you got, you got one of two choices. | |
| You got the Curtis and the Mom Donnie. | |
| Oh, you got Takbark Curtis? | |
| Or you got the ite heated, sadly, hoody, heated, hey. | |
| Which one do you want? | |
| Both morons, okay? | |
| You got that? | |
| It's not time to be polite anymore. | |
| This is, this is, this is no more time for short pants. | |
| This is for old man adult britches. | |
| This is realism now. | |
| We got to stop this nonsense. | |
| You may get a kick out of this. | |
| You may like this. | |
| You may wish this was the New York the way you grew up in, but it doesn't exist anymore. | |
| This is hardcore because we're being taken over. | |
| Hotty, heated, heated, hey, that's it. | |
| Well, count me out, my friends. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Goose down story back. | |
| Been hauling wood and working on food storage. | |
| Hi. | |
| Bless your heart. | |
| Thank you so much. | |
| Food storage. | |
| Speaking of food storage, preparewithlionel.com. | |
| You better start preparing. | |
| Start preparing. | |
| I've got to go to the link. | |
| Go and just go look at the site. | |
| Just go look at the site. | |
| Buy something. | |
| Buy something now. | |
| The end is nigh. | |
| Think I'm kidding? | |
| Think I'm exaggerating? | |
| I'm not. | |
| And by the way, what have you done for Mike Lindell? | |
| Go to mypillow.com forward slash Lionel. | |
| That's in there as well. | |
| He needs us. | |
| He wouldn't. | |
| I would never live in New York City. | |
| You can't afford it. | |
| It's not even a question of whether you want or not. | |
| This place is, this is the biggest city in the nation. | |
| It's 800, no, 8.5 million people. | |
| It's not like you have a choice. | |
| I'm not trying to be cruel, but you're not going to live in Paris either. | |
| You're not going to live in Budapest. | |
| You can't afford it. | |
| You wouldn't want it. | |
| You couldn't handle it. | |
| Of course you're not going to live in New York City. | |
| Of course. | |
| Look at Minneapolis. | |
| Look at Austin, Texas. | |
| You think this is a New York thing? | |
| See, I love this haughtiness. | |
| Oh, I want to live in New York City. | |
| You couldn't do it. | |
| But if you think your city is safe, you're out of your mind. | |
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Why It's Spreading Everywhere
00:05:27
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| It's like a cancer. | |
| It's like a cancer. | |
| It's spreading everywhere. | |
| Okay. | |
| It's everywhere. | |
| And a lot of folks just want to sit back in this la-la land and they just don't want to. | |
| This is, or maybe you can join Candace Owens with her thing. | |
| Oh my God, what happened to her? | |
| What the hell happened to her? | |
| She's out of her mind. | |
| Have you seen this? | |
| It's getting to her. | |
| Seriously, what in the hell? | |
| This is Trump's responsible for Charlie Kirk? | |
| Are you kidding it? | |
| Are you kidding it? | |
| Well, that's an interesting word. | |
| I don't know what's going on here. | |
| I swear to God, they're arguing about this. | |
| In this world of Steve Bannon says this and Glenn Beck says, that's not politics. | |
| As much as it's fun to watch these people implode, that's not politics. | |
| This is a very, very, very, very important. | |
| We've got a lot of people in this country who don't know anything about anything. | |
| And you know who the worst people are? | |
| Ready for this? | |
| Our side. | |
| Because I don't expect the left to know anything. | |
| I really don't. | |
| I really, honestly, I don't. | |
| But the right, oh, dear God. | |
| Dylan, Langel, YouTube keeps flipping my name. | |
| Old name, new name. | |
| I am cut up chatter. | |
| I know. | |
| I never shut up and always a joke to tell. | |
| Need laughter. | |
| I don't know why they're flipping your name. | |
| I have no earthly idea. | |
| Okay. | |
| So anyway, dear friends, thank you and thank you. | |
| Everybody, don't lose your mind. | |
| Don't lose your mind. | |
| Pray for Candace. | |
| She's your girl. | |
| Pray for her. | |
| Because after they lower the boom with that, that, oh my God, that Macron lawsuit. | |
| Oh, Jesus. | |
| She, I'm serious. | |
| I am serious. | |
| I don't know what's happening. | |
| And you keep encouraging her. | |
| Oh, I love it. | |
| She tells the truth. | |
| Tell her to be quiet. | |
| Just like with Curtis Lewis. | |
| You got these two guys. | |
| Hey, Curtis, you go at Curtis. | |
| Hey, hey, hey. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then meanwhile, when Curtis says, hey, I don't have anything anymore. | |
| Well, don't look at me. | |
| They encourage him and they push him to the edge and they want to see him jump. | |
| Do you want to see people jump? | |
| It's the weirdest thing in the world. | |
| You, others are supposedly in love with these folks, but they really, they really don't. | |
| They really don't want to help. | |
| They want to see disaster. | |
| They really do. | |
| They want to see these people just collapse because it's kind of a mean spirited stuff. | |
| So anyway, so that's that, my friends. | |
| So thank you. | |
| Have a great day. | |
| Follow Lin's Warriors. | |
| Don't forget the other side, Lionel Legal on YouTube. | |
| And also make sure you like this. | |
| Make sure you, I need the likes. | |
| I need 3,000 likes. | |
| What's going on with you folks? | |
| Why can you not like this? | |
| Goose cut up says we are both in sad shape, Maine and New York. | |
| It's all over the country, cut up. | |
| All over. | |
| Come on, where are the likes? | |
| What's going on here? | |
| I don't get this. | |
| I don't understand what's going on here. | |
| You're not doing anything. | |
| Just like this. | |
| How tough? | |
| Oh, I don't know if I can do that. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| What am I going to do? | |
| Do I have to, I got to push up. | |
| I got to push something. | |
| He's always asking me stuff. | |
| How do I like this? | |
| What do I do? | |
| I got to do what? | |
| I don't want to like. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I just, I just want to sit there. | |
| Just amuse me. | |
| Get off your ass and like this. | |
| What's going on? | |
| We all need your support. | |
| We need your help. | |
| I hope you're voting. | |
| So one thing about the left, they get stuff done. | |
| They like stuff. | |
| Oh, they've got their Antifas and their, and their, you know, they've got their Black Lives, all that stuff. | |
| Let me tell you something. | |
| Black Lives Matter. | |
| They've got everything. | |
| They've got all the folks. | |
| They've got the Sorosis. | |
| They've got all the, they've got the, they've got everything code blue, Project Blue. | |
| What do we have? | |
| Nothing. | |
| Nothing. | |
| We'll do a meme. | |
| What did you stop with a? | |
| I'm watching the likes. | |
| This is, this is like pulling teeth. | |
| How hard can this be? | |
| I don't get it. | |
| I don't get it. | |
| In any event, my friend, I'm going to know, now try to take an angzolytic. | |
| Maybe perhaps some kind of a benzodiazepine IV. | |
| I don't know. | |
| But in any event, thanks for watching. | |
| Have a great and a glorious day. | |
| You're beautiful. | |
| You're beautiful. | |
| You're nuts. | |
| You're crazy. | |
| And I love you for that. | |
| And you know how that is. | |
| Anyway, my friends, remember the monkey's dead. | |