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Sept. 27, 2025 - Lionel Nation
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This Is Just the Start: Comey Falls, Clintons in Trump’s Crosshairs

This Is Just the Start: Comey Falls, Clintons in Trump’s Crosshairs

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The radical left, my friend, the radical left is freaking out.
They're calling front page of the New Yorker happened to have one sent to me at the wrong address.
Front page, Christy Noam, Trump builds his police state.
They're freaking out.
Go in for the kill.
Trump smells blood.
Go in for the kill.
Let's do this.
This isn't a joke.
We're not playing around here.
Because my dear friends, the indictment of James Comey has them freaked out.
And the reason that this is more than just some legal proceeding.
It's symbolic.
It's seismic.
It's a signal that the walls are closing in on the swamp creatures who've spent decades insulating themselves from accountability.
It's over now.
Comey wasn't just uh Eddie bureaucrat.
He was the face of the FBI, the man who stood at the crossroads of power and weaponized that power against the sitting president Donald Trump.
Now, now he's been caught lying to Congress and obstructing justice.
You got that?
And playing politics.
And he can't believe it.
Today I was listening to the great Alex Jones.
He had a compilation of what he said about General Flynn and others.
He admitted it.
He admits what he says.
And then he goes before people and forgets what he says.
He was hoist by his own petard.
This guy's playing politics under the guise of law enforcement, and we're done with it.
We are through with it.
Ladies and gentlemen, his name is Salangelo.
And to you, he may be Sal.
To me, he's a patriot.
A patriot.
Sal says Coney and Bolton equal the deep state.
Oh, Comey.
Oh, that's my Coney Barrett.
No, oh no.
Well, part of it, part of it, big Sal, part of it, my friend.
Oh, part of it.
Oh, it's gonna get real good.
It's gonna get real good.
You see, Sal and others, for years, Comey walked around like he owned the place, like the untouchable sheriff of DC.
You can't touch me.
We don't need no stinking badges.
I'm Jimmy Coney.
Comey, now you got me going to Coney.
Comey.
Okay?
Now he's the canary in the coal mine, my friend.
The first to fall, the harbinger, the the Vatican prescient uh overview, the pre the the coming attractions.
Well, Trump said he would drain the swamp.
I was the first one.
I'm saying, oh, come on, it's an expression.
It took longer than people thought, but it's just the beginning.
This is exactly what he meant.
Are you happy?
You better be.
This isn't revenge.
No, no, no, no.
It's just justice.
You see, the left and their media allies are desperate to frame this as Trump somehow.
I don't know, settling old scores.
They couldn't be more wrong.
This isn't about revenge, it's about justice.
You hear me?
It's about accountability.
It's about restoring faith and institutions that have been hijacked by these bastards, these career deep state bureaucrats who've turned it against us.
Nobody talked about a D nobody talks about a police state when that son of a bitch Biden was walking around shitting in his pants, talking to himself, and that that that bobbleheaded nudnik, that logo lalic fool, they put her up.
They thought they could do anything.
Get a Soros judge in there.
They didn't care.
They don't care.
They don't care about you.
They're invincible.
Basically, you know you wrote in on.
They don't care about you, but nothing.
And now they're freaking out, and it just started.
This isn't revenge.
Revenge would be personal.
Justice is universal.
This is the way it goes.
Look at our good friend, our big friend Big Sal gifted five Lionel Nation membership.
Sally, you're a mensch, my friend.
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I was listening today to Alex Jones.
Alex is on fire.
And by the way, what he's doing is he's planning something, and I'm not sure exactly what it is, where he is either bringing an action against various institutions who set him up for that Sandy Hook nonsense or whatever it was.
But he is doing something.
He was in California in DC, and he said something is happening.
Something is happening.
Something very, very soon.
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Let me go on.
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I say I talk to these stupid bastards all the time.
They don't know.
They don't get it.
They don't get it.
They don't understand it.
They think this is a joke.
They think that they think that Kamala Harris, it's not about Kamala Harris.
The people behind her are who scared the hell out of me.
These people are serious.
This is...
But we're winning.
And they are freaking out.
God, I love it.
I'm coming around with old J. Trump there.
J. Trump?
How about D. Trump?
Okay.
He was saying a lot of stuff.
Drain this up.
Lock her up.
Wait a minute.
Which brings me to this.
Because my friends, this is something very, very serious.
This is very, very serious.
You see, what's important, you got to understand.
For years, like I said, Comey.
These people...
See, these people want to run untouchable.
George Lenz joins us.
George says the Podesta plan has been bandied about.
Oh, yes, we've been talking about that one.
I mentioned that the other day.
That has been written out.
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Indeed.
Indeed.
We had some samples.
They're gone.
Took care of that.
Oh, my friend, you have no idea how I'm looking around here.
Oh, God.
I'm looking around.
I have never seen more.
I'm sorry.
More veils, masks, hijabs, abayas, koofies, uh, uh, what the hell?
Listen, I'm not saying that this is a free country.
Don't get me wrong, but I'm saying, when did this happen?
See, this is this would be great.
I wouldn't care unless a friend of mine who lives in Minneapolis says, you know what this is like?
Prayer calls the prayer at three in the morning.
What the hell's going on here?
Everything is changing.
Everything.
And this comey, this big hyper glandular lurch, this bastard walking around DC, thought he was the thought he was the sheriff.
But he is, he is.
He's the canary in the coal mine.
He's the first to fall.
He's the harbinger of what's coming next.
And when Donald Trump said, I'm gonna drain this womp, this is exactly what he meant.
Took a long time, but okay.
And don't give me this business about revenge.
If anybody has the right for revenge, it's him.
But the left or right, that's all they have to say.
They're saying this is this is revenge.
They're not saying it's wrong.
Don't you love that?
They're not saying it's wrong.
I don't know about you, but when somebody says, hey, this is revenge, what that means is it's correct, but you're but the motivation behind it is another story.
See, these these people just don't get it.
This isn't revenge, it's justice, accountability, and the attempt to restore faith in institutions like I'm telling you that have been hijacked by these bastards, these career insiders forever.
Revenge is personal, justice is universal.
And if lying under oath, manipulating intelligence, and obstructing, obstructing a congressional investigation, if those are not prosecuted simply because the perpetrator wears a government badge, we're doomed.
Then America is no longer a republic of laws.
We're doomed.
We're royally.
Trump understands this.
By going after Comey, he's not just proving that nobody is above the law.
Oh, no, no, no.
He's re-establishing the principle that those who enforce the law must themselves be bound to buy it.
You got that?
You got that?
We're gonna hold you accountable.
So who's next, do you think?
Who's next?
You know who's next?
The Clinton machine.
Oh yeah.
See, if justice is blind, then Bill and Hillary Clinton cannot remain untouched.
They're decades-long record of scandals, traffic, all this, what they did in Haiti, and oh my god, the the age drugs, the oh my god, the hidden the Clinton uh uh health initiative,
the Clinton uh Clinton Health Initiative, the Clinton Foundation, all of these NGOs, remember that the scandals that they've done, everything, everything about them, they're crooks.
Whitewater, Travelgate, Clinton Foundation, pay-to-play schemes, uranium one, Benghazi.
When she remember when she was she would be charged, but she's running for office while she was Secretary of State, people paid her for speeches.
And don't forget, of course, the private server scandal.
He kept saying bleach bit every two seconds, bleach bit, bleep, like a parrot.
But he's right.
Hillary smashed phones with hammers, bleached her emails.
Jesus Christ, what do you need?
She's a crook.
She's a she's a regular, a plain old, so help me God, just a crook.
There's nothing even, she's not even good at it.
Imagine anybody else committing uh that uh that uh string of offenses and walking free.
Try it.
Yet yet the the the Clintons always manage to slither out with the help of their allies in the DOJ and the FBI and the media.
And now with Trump back in power and Comey under indictment, the firewall that protected them is cracking.
See, if Comey can't be indicted for lying under oath.
Think about this.
If he died, did I say can't be?
If he can be, what am I saying?
I'm tired.
If he can be indicted for lying under oath, Comey, the head of the FBI.
Tell me why Hillary Clinton can't be indicted for lying about her server or Bill for his role and covering up past abuses.
This guy is, and now let me tell you something.
He's gonna be pulling the Sicilian flu like you can't believe.
Salangelo says, Do you think Fauci will be prosecuted for lying under oath regarding the lab league?
I hope so.
He has to be.
But we need Bobby Kennedy, and I don't know what's going on.
Sparky says, don't forget Haiti.
Oh, I mentioned it.
Oh, Haiti, absolutely.
Listen to my work, listen to my uh to my uh work with uh my past.
Oh my god.
You know, my friends.
Can you smell that?
I'm smelling it.
Justice, victory.
Listen to what we did for years with Charles Ortell.
Listen to what he said.
He he's the expert on this one.
These guys, I mean, they're hardcore gangsters.
You see, the Clinton Foundation alone is a it's a Pandora's box of indictments, potential indictments, billions in donations with foreign governments and oligarchs who flowed through it while Hillary was secretary of state.
That's not philanthropy, that's bribery.
And it's so cold-blooded, they don't even care.
It's dressed up as charity.
The American people know it.
They know it.
And people know it, and you know it.
And now there's an administration willing to do something about it.
I think it's fantastic.
George Lenz says, help, I'm trapped in a man's body.
Huh?
Just kidding.
As Gordon Gecko said, exit visas are imminent.
You're very good, my friend.
In a very strange and opaque way.
Oh my god, this is so much.
Then the Obama, oh, Obama.
See, don't think for a second that Barack Obama's in her circle doesn't sweating bullets.
Oh my God.
Figures like Susan Rice, John Brennan, Eric Holder, all of them were instrumental in the surveillance scandals, leaks, the weaponization of intel community, all during Trump's first term.
Don't think those bastards aren't aren't scaring.
They're not shitting bricks thinking, am I next?
Why not?
Why not?
See, nobody, no, how do I let me see?
Nobody, pardon my French, nobody gives a shit about Obama.
They only care about Trump getting scoring a victory.
They don't care about him.
They don't care at all about him.
He never connected with them.
He was so cold and detached in that thing, his wife.
Oh, come on.
Don't don't fall off there for a moment.
I guarantee you, believe it or not, more people felt an affinity for Hillary Clinton, honestly, than Obama.
Even even Joy Behart, Joy Behar said she was behind.
She says, I like the fact that that uh that Comey was indicted because of what he did to Hillary.
Whatever that see, Brendan in particular, this is CIA director.
This guy was knee-deep in the hoopla, my friend, is uh Marconi sang the bomber.
Listen to the radio.
Anyway, we built this city in rock and room.
This guy was knee deep in pushing the Russian hoax, big time.
This was a hoax that was built on lies and leaks and foreign disinformation.
And and Susan Rice, infamously unmasked, remember, Unmasked Trump officials and intel reports, blurring the line, whatever the line there was between national security and political spying.
Eric Holder, known as Obama's wingman, openly bragged about his loyalty to the man rather than to the Constitution.
And each of these, each of them, each of them represents the culture of corruption.
Trump is now shining a spotlight on.
And I love it.
I love it like you cannot believe.
Our friend Fishman says, why believe someone's going down all of a sudden?
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe, maybe a Comey's indictment, which is the premise and the thesis of what I'm saying, sir.
Critical mass is did you drive the truck to work?
Thank you, my friend.
Thank you, my friend.
Are you mocking my cap?
Old glory.
I wear this in pride.
We went to a Costco today, and I won't be the same.
That's all I'm gonna say.
That place is another story.
Now, couple of things.
Let's keep going through this.
I know you this is gonna be tough.
This is what people have to understand.
This is what they have to grasp.
Trump is sitting there with this torch, showing the corruption, the fetid rot, the sick underbelly of this disgusting, horrible deep state cabal, this festering boil, this fur uncle, this sebaceous pushule.
If Comey's indictment is the first domino, do not be surprised if Brendan or Rice end up in the crosshairs.
Absolutely.
Hey, let's go.
Because you want to indict a bunch of them so they'll start ratting out of the other ones.
Hey, they ordered me to do it.
You see, it's not just about politicians.
Listen to me.
It's not just about politicians.
The Department of Justice and the FBI have long been infested with these bureaucratic bastards who believe they're they're the truly uh the ruling class.
They're in charge.
They're the cool kids, not you.
Not you.
Uh-uh.
They're in charge.
Comey was the most visible.
Hard to miss him.
But what about Andrew McCabe, his deputy, who was found to have lied under oath multiple times?
What about Peter Strack?
Remember that weird guy, that weird freak.
He just lost his first amendment case.
That weird, he and his girlfriend, that snivelling little rat face, ah.
The man caught texting his FBI lover about stopping Trump's presidency at all costs, the insurance policy.
These aren't public servants.
These are political operatives that you paid for in suits using badges and clearances as weapons and weapons.
McCabe struck Lisa Page, remember this one?
Others couldn't.
These folks could very well be next.
If lying to Congress and obstructing investigations are grounds for indictment, well, guess what, honey?
Katie barred the door.
And they should be.
Then this circle of corrupt agents, they've they've got a lot to worry about.
Shitting bricks.
And then right now, my friends, we talk about this.
Let's not forget the media and Silicon Valley neighbors.
Oh no, no, we're not done with that.
See, while not necessarily subject to indictment in the same way, their coordination with the FBI and DOJ to suppress stories like Hunter Biden's laptop.
Remember that?
This is part of the same swamp culture.
Listen to me.
If subpoenas, if subpoenas start flying, don't be shocked if if executives from uh what was Twitter then, but X, Facebook, Meta, Instagram, or even news networks, are dragged in for questioning under road.
See, collusion between government agencies and private corporations to censor information.
This isn't just unethical.
It may cross into illegality, using private organizations, private media to to uh squelch, to quash free speech, that's First Amendment, baby.
See, Donald Trump has always had a nose for weakness and for bullshit.
This guy knows it.
It might take a long time, and I stand corrected.
Mr. President, come through, Keep going.
And right now the swamp is bleeding.
The comey indictment shatters the illusion of untouchability.
And you know these bastards are saying, hey, Jimmy, don't worry about it.
We got the judges there.
Don't worry about it.
This thing will never, this thing will never, this thing will never make a pass and motion to dismiss.
But once the first domino falls, the others no longer seem invisible.
Invincible and invisible, and they sound very, very precarious.
Trump knows this.
You see, his base knows this, his friends know this.
Everybody knows this.
Even his enemies know this.
The deep state is panicking, panicking because their playbook has been exposed.
The Russia hoax failed.
The impeachment's failed.
The lawfare campaigns failed.
And now for the first time, for the first time, their enforcers are being put on trial.
The swamp is vast, my friends.
But it's not endless.
You see, draining this proverbial swamp.
Is nothing.
It's nothing impossible.
And it's not about one man or one indictment.
No, no.
It's about dismantling a culture of corruption.
A culture that has metastasized across Washington for decades.
And from the Clintons, those bastards.
To the Obamas, from Comey to Brennan, from McCabe to Struck to Lisa, what's your face?
The list of potential indictments is long and interconnected.
But it's not endless.
See, once a few key players are brought down, the entire structure weakens and they start talking.
Oh my God.
Don't look at me.
Indicing Comey is like pulling the keystone from an arch.
It's like it's like pulling the thread from a sweater.
It's like, oh my God, it just keeps unraveling.
Everything above it starts to crumble.
Everything starts to unravel.
The swamp survives on intimidation.
The swamp survives in the belief that insiders are safe.
If you shatter that belief, then you unleash a cascade of accountability and truth and justice, the likes of which they could never even imagine.
Listen.
The Comey indictment is not the end of the story.
You know that.
It's the opening chapter.
The opening shot, the first salvo.
Bill and Hillary are not safe.
Obama's loyalists are not safe.
The FBI and DOJ operatives who thought they could play Kingmaker are not safe.
And for the first time in a long time, Washington insiders are realizing that justice in this particular case may actually actually apply to them.
Imagine that.
Me?
Yeah, you.
See, Trump promised to drain the swamp.
I keep saying this.
And with Jimbo's indictment, he's proving that wasn't just a slogan.
It was a warning.
And now that warning is reality.
The American people are watching.
The corruptor trembling.
And the president smells blood.
Hear what I'm saying?
He smells blood.
Stan Lippman, ladies and gentlemen, Stan says, laughed at New York Times editorial board, acts confused.
I'm not.
They just trigger a couple of pages out of encyclopedia in my head.
Laughs and New York.
Acts confused.
I'm not.
They just trigger a couple of pages out of the encyclopedia in my head.
Lippmann I don't know what you're talking about, but God bless you, Lip.
By the way, if you ever see Stan Lippmann's name on any ballot, vote for him.
Whatever it is.
Don't ask any questions.
With a name like name like Stan Lippman, come out.
Come on.
My friend, this is just the beginning.
Do you feel this?
I feel this.
Also, some news.
There's some talk that this bullshit about Jimmy Kimmel.
Couple of things.
First, uh Sinclair's going to bring it back because they're going to be putting pressure on him because I'm freaking out.
Igor's freaking out because Iser's coming at him.
The wet the left is coming at him.
He's still got to balance out with the NFL.
He doesn't know what to do.
Iger is.
He is la Mama.
As we say in West Tampa, okay.
He's he's he's he's done.
Next, ABC is going to go the way, my friends, of a streaming platform.
A streaming.
There's just not going to be TV.
They're just biding their time.
They're not going to worry about the FCC.
It's done.
It's done.
It's a lot of stuff going on, my friends.
And I don't want you to lose faith.
These people are going ape shit.
You see Keith Oberman lately?
He's really bad.
I mean, he's really, really bad.
Okay.
Not that it matters.
By the way, I'm one of the ones, among others that he is blocked on X. And so I'm going to.
Anyway.
TDS is going crazy.
So my friends, you listen.
You listen carefully to what's going on.
Be very happy.
Be very happy for what's going on.
Exalt.
Elevate, scream, yell, howl.
Howl.
Because finally we're going to see something.
We're going to see these bastards brought to their knees.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
Brought to their knees.
I've never been more excited.
So let's keep this up.
It's a beautiful Friday night tonight.
I am off this eve.
We'll be back Monday.
This is on the radio on the radio show.
This is Ellen and I were tooling about today, buying our provisions.
Sparky, ladies and gentlemen.
Sparky.
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Lionel seemingly holds out on us.
No, but he's just very, very easy.
By the way, I was thinking of you, Sparko.
When Netanyahu appeared before the UN, everybody left.
The whole place got up out the door.
See ya.
I thought of you.
I thought of you.
By the way, you're right, Aline Katz.
Tish James is next.
Pentel next.
Next.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, my friends, get ready for Freddy.
We are going to have so much fun.
This is what we have been waiting for.
And I'm telling you, remember, Bill's gonna pull that Sicilian flu stuff.
Okay, right.
Nice try, Bucko.
Doesn't work like that.
It does not work like that.
We're not buying this nonsense.
It's crap.
All right.
You got that?
No K dear friends.
Everybody groovy?
Everybody groovy.
It's all that matters.
Hi, Dabah had to buy a bunch of corn today.
I saw a woman today, went by Stu Leonards and picked up a little bit of corn on her way.
We're in Clifton.
Great Clifton, New Jersey.
This woman standing in front of us.
She's got, she's got uh, she looks like she's at the beach, thongs, tattoos everywhere, big gut, got that, you know that that purple hair women sometimes get that dye job.
It's purple.
I don't even know.
It's not red, it's not blue, it's purple.
She's got she look like a I mean, she looks like a like she should be on the side of a of uh like a bowl, a fallen angel at a bowling alley.
Anyway, she looked like a like a strumpet.
She's standing there with their shorts on, oh my god, dimpled and gnarled with these heavily calloused yellow heads and oh disgusting.
And then over there, we have this whole family, they're all in veils.
It's like, what the hell's going on here?
I've got either Lulu Roman or Junior Samples, but over here we have uh, I don't know what I've got.
I don't recognize my country.
It's a gate as a great uh Russell Smith said, I want my country back.
I want my country back.
You got that?
All right, my friends.
Listen, you have a great Naglorious day.
By the way, follow Mrs. L at Lynn's Warriors.
Great stuff, unbelievable.
She's the toast of DC.
Unreal.
She's gonna be on with it.
John Katz and Matisse Cats round table on WABC Sunday.
She's 8 a.m.
She's the new star.
The new star.
Me, Nothing.
Some schmuck doing overnight.
But having the time of my life.
I think Bill Medley said it best.
Alright, dear friends, have a great night.
Thank you all.
Thank you all.
And to my benefactors, my beautiful friends, the great Sparky, Sparky.
You love Sparky?
I know you do.
Sure, you do.
Stan Lipman, ladies and germs.
Critical mass, thank you.
Fishman, George Lens, and of course, Salangelo.
This is a great name, Salangelo.
Eastbound and down, loaded up and trucking.
We're gonna do what they say can't be done.
George Lenz, thank you.
Not through the lens, through the prism.
Spikey says, not a good look for your man Yu-Who.
No, no.
Not at all, I friend.
Not at all.
Look at that.
There's Sadie.
There's Sadie, bless her heart.
Sadie, look at that.
Look at Sadie smiling.
Sadie's happy.
Sadie's happy.
Sadie said, you know what?
She's happy.
That's all that matters.
I want you to be happy.
Yeah, we're gonna talk about some serious stuff.
I understand that.
But deep down inside, we're gonna realize that life is too short to take these things so hard.
Also, Halloween's coming up.
And my friends, I don't know about you, but I've made me think about when I was a kid.
I liked Halloween.
I have no idea.
Never liked the candy, never cared for the candy, never, never got into the whole candy thing.
Don't really know what the whole candy thing was.
But Mrs. Ellen noted something which is important.
When she was a kid, there were things like what was it?
What were you saying?
Things like there were pumpkins and scarecrows.
Scarecrows.
Now it's all friendly ghosts.
Now it's all ghosts and cemeteries.
It's bullshit.
I was the devil every single year.
Every year my whole life had that testers with a test, whatever that box was.
You opened it up.
It was a box with a little film.
You looked inside.
There was the mask.
You put that mask on and you put your your you put this uh this plastic plastic flammable gown on.
If you got near a candle, you'd go up like a torch, like that monk in Vietnam.
And I put on my my devil mask, and it didn't really fit because we were little, so the eyes were kind of wrong.
So you basically went out into the dark with this flammable outfit on and a mask that obscured your vision.
You're blindfolded.
Going to houses.
And then one day, and I forgot this.
We're watching something, and they said, St. Joseph's Hospital, which is the big local hospital.
St. Joseph's Hospital is provided that if you get any apples or fruit, bring it by, and we'll x-ray it for you.
Sally says, Thank you, Lionel.
Driving 1600 miles straight right now.
How this guy does it, I have no idea.
Remember, if you've got it, a truck brought it.
So my fathers are watching with time or watching the local news.
If you want to bring your fruit by to the radiology department, my father said, God damn it, which is my name.
Let me tell you something.
No fruit.
You want fruit?
I'll buy you fruit.
Don't take fruit from anybody.
I'm not gonna take fruit to get an X-ray.
Do you understand that?
Don't take fruit.
Don't.
Then there'd be these poor bastards who leave out something and say, please take one.
And you show them and they're all empty.
Some some thief stole them.
And I was always grinding.
And then, and then when I was too old to go out, I was in charge of handling the door.
And we said, when do they start?
Sometimes the bee is like, hey, it's four o'clock in the afternoon.
It's not even dark yet.
Trigger treat.
Hey!
And I was I had all these rules.
It's gotta be dark, but here's a couple of things good.
You did you don't want them to toilet paper or egg or spray paint your house?
And then this little kid would show up with a little um I'd give him a I'd empty it.
My heart would break.
And then you'd look at people and you say, How old are you?
What are you, 20?
You're too old for this.
You know, and you so you have this, you're the enforcer of when Holly Hollow Halloween starts, you know, when it gets dark.
You also have this idea of how who can do it if you're too old or whatever.
And then it's it's kind of just fun.
And then we go up to there were people, there were people in the neighborhood when I grew up.
We never, we I had I never knew, I never saw them.
Then there was always like one house where there was never just anybody in there.
Is anybody lived there?
Where the guy old man Wagstaff down the street.
Scary.
Wagster.
And he was sitting here this old candy.
Everything about his house smelled like mothballs.
Whole place.
Candy.
I said, I'm not gonna eat this now.
But there we were sitting, he was sitting in this, like in his like this chair, and you'd walk up the driveway.
It's like, what is this?
What the hell is this?
This is weird.
Weird.
Oh yeah, baby.
But all the candy is out.
And the line and the leah, and the sky is blue.
I went to a church on the rain.
Anyway, I'm doing California Dreaming.
That's coming up.
We also went, there's a house in Clifton, New Jersey, that looks, it looks like they've got mannequins in the front yard.
It looks like crap.
I would hate to live there.
It's got all these glubby badges and scantily clad mannequins all lined up in this.
What is this?
It's it's bizarre.
Bizarre.
Weird.
And I wonder what what motivates people to have this stuff.
I like Halloween kind of in a weird way.
Because it was one of those things as a kid.
I never liked the candy.
But I just thought it was just tradition.
And goddammit, we need more tradition.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
We need more tradition.
Sparko says, heard a medieval pejorative for a lawyer on words unraveled.
Yes, I love that by the way.
I was going to use it on you, but I can't remember it was something right.
Hmm.
That is a wonderful, wonderful show.
Thank you for that.
It's wonderful.
I loved it.
I like when they were doing the etymology of curse words and the likes.
Very good.
The British dude, and it's very nice, people.
All right, my friends.
Have a great and a glorious night.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
It's getting darker.
You know, so it's very sad.
Seven o'clock.
I look at it.
Oh, it's getting dark.
I like when it was up later.
I like that.
But then again, I kind of like a little, I kind of maybe I'm into the a little bit of the wearing a sweater, the coolness.
I kind of like that.
Call me wacky.
Call me wacky, ladies and germs.
All right, so make sure you subscribe to Lionel Nation.
Lionel Nation, you got that?
Subscribe.
So damn this thing.
As soon as they do a live, numbers drop.
It's the weirdest.
Who's I don't?
I don't know how they're doing who's who's unsubscribing when I'm I don't get it.
I don't get, you know what?
Follow Mrs. L at Lynn's Warriors, Lionel Nation, and also Lionel Lingle.
I got a piece up there about what Diddy's looking at.
And how come we've abandoned Epstein for Diddy?
I think you know what that's about.
All right, dear friends.
Have a great and a glorious night.
God bless you.
Don't ever change.
I mean that sincerely.
You are wonderful.
You were the reason.
God made Oklahoma.
You are so beautiful to me.
You are so beautiful to me.
Can't you see you are so beautiful to me?
I think that would be a great song, don't you?
All right, friends, have a great night.
We're gonna be watching a bunch of super up, Sparky's back.
Sparky says, I just soiled myself.
Just kidding.
Glad you liked it.
The hosts have chemistry.
Wonder if their spouses think they're having too much fun.
Yes.
Well, you know, the British fellows are.
I don't think she has to worry about it.
You know what they remind me of Sparky is.
Do you ever see the math people?
Say, yes, Paul, are you straightforward and pulpit?
But is it a rational number?
And all these people have teeth that I was like, what happened?
I mean, bad malinclusions, bad dentition, xanthodontic.
Well, scary with these choppers.
Some can eat chiclets through a tennis racket.
In any event.
That reminds me of that.
Very, very British.
and the math, they call it maths, not math.
I'm good at math.
They're into maths.
Good news is also the um the UN is gone, right?
Unga gone.
Not that much.
Oh, too.
Oh shit.
Oh, God.
It's the worst.
The worst.
This morning, all along.
Uh 50.
Like fifth, sixth, on our way to the bottom side.
They had these these feeding areas, these little parts for, I guess, cops to go.
Inbreeding, maybe.
Could be, could be the Habsburg jaw, that whole thing.
You know who's got it really bad?
Is John Carey has the Habsburg jar.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Costco today.
Wow.
I get my stuff.
Got my organic.
Uh cinnamon from Vietnam.
Only get Saigon, Vietnam.
Cinnamon.
That's the best.
And make sure it says organic, nothing else.
That's it.
Just ground cinnamon.
They've got some of the best stuff there.
You can imagine.
Some of the best stuff there is.
If you're into various things, read the labels.
Do some research.
You know what I mean?
They've got some of the best organic maple syrup for the my oat meal.
I like that.
I got my walnuts.
I got all this stuff.
They crunch it up.
It's beautiful.
Beautiful.
Alright, friends.
Everybody doing great?
Good.
Turmeric.
Oh, we're gonna go through that shit again.
What's with turmeric?
What's with ceramic?
What happened?
You take it and what happens?
I don't know.
I mean, it's good.
It's good.
I just like cinnamon's flavor.
I'm gonna get to that methylene blue, what that's about.
How many of you think Bobby Kennedy's a seller?
I'm still trying to get over that.
Tylenol.
Tylenol.
But this man right here.
Oh this man right here.
This man right here.
There's a whole other story.
Wanna see me in second grade?
Mrs. L found this one.
Look at this.
Ha ha.
You can't see that, can you?
That doesn't matter.
19.
This would be seven.
1965.
I don't know why I found that.
I do not have pictures of me.
I do not have pictures of me.
But I've got some ones that are Mrs. L's got some damn good ones around here.
I'd show you hers, but I'd rather not.
When we were youngins, you know what I mean?
I know.
Alright, my friends.
I love you.
I honestly love you because you are so beautiful to me.
Can't you see?
Oh, yeah.
Didn't that sound great?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
By the way, Costco.
You ever see that food cord?
Packed.
Packed.
Alright, that's it.
Have a great night.
Don't ever change.
Yeah, I'm going out.
Yeah, thanks.
Thanks, Marco.
That's me.
I go to, we went to uh went to see my my friend at our gas station.
Great guy.
He's from Ghana from Ghana.
And yeah, he sounds like he's crying.
And apparently he uh Baba is apparently like holy man or good makeup.
Oh Baba.
It's like he's crying.
What is it, Baba?
But Baba to me in Sicilian means stupid woman.
Baba, you know, stupid man, but saw him and went to uh went by uh oh god, we went to uh Costco, went by Acme.
I get my certain things that I love.
Gotta have this hamburger dill chips, not dill pickles, not dull slices.
No, no, hamburger dill chips.
Nothing else.
Not not the the corny show.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not the Vlasic, no, no, no, not the kosher, no, no, no, not the garlic, no, no, hamburger dill chips.
There's a there's a there's a style, there's a flavor.
Gotta have those.
Calamata olives pitted, love them.
Costco's got you can buy these things by just one time.
I dropped that I dropped both jars or just one.
I dropped two.
I had two jars of calamities, big calamite in this in this basket, but in the front, basket, basket, and the in the front, they have these these holes where I guess you can put a kid you know these like leg all I didn't know that so these two jars rolled up rolled out and exploded calamata olives everywhere and I'm standing there like huh Mrs. Yellow says move so I just kind of got out and
it
sounded like an explosion did you ever see these poor women wearing their hair net and their hand is like what the hell is this I don't even know what it is constipation what is it what is this what am I isn't there a box what are you handing me what am I taking they have these little surprise things bless their hearts sometimes pita chip one you're giving me one and
broken come on man how about the poor dude trying to sell you AT&T phones hey we're talking about AT&T I'm coming to Costco I don't want a phone what's the matter with you very sad then you know we also saw today a lot of dolls and where did we walk in oh Stu Leonard Stu Leonard S-T-E-W out of Connecticut we walked in it was this smell of
apple cider donuts and cakes oh my
whoa apple cider donuts stay away from doesn't that sound great you just look at them like oh yeah certain donuts do it they had glazed donuts by Krispy Kreme big boxes of Costco okay jelly donuts okay powdered donuts crawlers apple
cider dipped in cinnamon and sugar and come on come on man come on that's it that's it
I didn't want to get near that that's heroin that's heroin and you know how sometimes you want to certain foods you want to take a little nibble of this you want to shove in your mouth the whole thing you shove it in there just so sometimes also when the powdered sugar in the old days it would start to cake your mouth shut it would start to become gelatinized or concretized I don't eat that stuff anymore but it's damn good oh yeah baby
donuts donut holes come on it's not a donut it's a donut hole I can eat these how many it's not a donut it's virtually a donut have a bag full of those things oh please wouldn't it be great to just eat so much just when you figure just how much what could you what could you set a record in in terms of
eating what could you eat more of than anybody else where you would you would be Jesse Owens Olympian in my
day White Castle there's no my body doesn't recognize it's like air air could eat that forever meat meat please please by the pound never filled me up
dumplings pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta pasta spaghetti spaghetti versus like farfalle and oricchietti and penne depending upon what kind it is all different stuff my baloney has a first name it's L A O N E L thank you Marco likes Chinese food Marco Marco Polo do The thing.
Remember when Chinese food was a real exotic?
Chunking.
Remember that?
We had like one, I don't know about you, but we had like one Chinese restaurant in town.
One.
Wow.
Low main, yeah.
Low main.
We like vegetable low-main.
Very good.
And also, egg rolls, very amazing.
Come on.
And Chinese.
Let me tell you something.
There was a place called West Side Chef, 57th Street, they closed.
They had Peking Duck.
Oh, yeah.
The way they went, their chicken was chopped up, and little ribs.
How about those little ribs like like Shar Shoe, those little shaju, because I don't know?
You know those little ribs, those little uh they're like red that they glow.
Oh my god.
Oh, please.
They know what they're doing.
You know what else is good too?
That was good.
Ready for this?
Oxtails.
Oh, raw.
I gotta stop.
Alright, my friends.
P. F. Chang's is the best.
Are you?
Did you actually say that?
Our good friend Sol says, read up on the diet of Henry VIII.
I will.
In fact, years ago I did this.
Also, the diet of John Ringling from the Ringling Museum.
Uh he's in Sarasota, and he had alright, he lived in Sarasota Bay, and they have the Kod Zan, which is his his mansion, and what he ate every day.
He would get up at like four in the afternoon, have oysters, and just cannot believe what this man ate.
It's incredible.
All right, dear friends.
Have a great and a glorious day.
You're just making that up.
When I saw that Tom Yum, sounds like that Tommy Laren.
Have you seen Tommy Larry?
She had a head transplant.
Who is this?
Who is this?
Tommy Larry and also Monica Crowley?
I don't recognize these people.
What happened to them?
Who are you?
Is that one of the CIA masks?
I don't recognize seriously.
I do I you know how you say, well, somebody's had some work.
This looks like a head transplant.
I've never seen anything like it in my life.
But you know what?
I don't care.
Because we're keeping it real.
Alright, my friends.
Have a great and a glorious day.
Happy Friday to you until again, until we meet.
Remember these final words, my friend.
The monkey's dead.
Shows over Sue.
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