June 26, 2025 - Lionel Nation
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| Tomorrow in New York City, it's reportedly or purported or expected to reach temperatures in excess of 100 degrees. | |
| All right. | |
| So a lot of people on talk radio shows and local platforms are doing the perennial obligatory warnings and suggestions for people in what to do and what not to do when temperatures hit over 100. | |
| I think 95 is good enough, but when you hit 100, you get these directions. | |
| And what they are is, they're based on the premise that you're some subtard who doesn't understand weather. | |
| And what I'd like you to do is I'd like you to list below in the particular provision, the area provided, your own subjects that drive you crazy regarding expectations, I should say, expatiations and explications of the rules of the obvious. | |
| For example, what to do and not to do when it gets to be hot. | |
| First of all, the elbows will tell you, drink plenty of liquids. | |
| Hydration. | |
| They don't think you know this. | |
| They don't think the idea of you getting thirsty, in and of itself, throughout the entire portion of your life, has been an adequate trigger for you to summon liquid and hydration. | |
| Number two, they will tell you things like avoid alcohol. | |
| Nice try with that. | |
| I heard somebody today say, wear a hat. | |
| Wear a hat. | |
| Sunglasses. | |
| I swear to God. | |
| Loose-fitting clothing. | |
| I like this one I threw in. | |
| Avoid unnecessary flannel. | |
| And for men, those of you who are going out, as you know, there is a certain part of our anatomy that is pendulous, that is based on certain thermoreceptors, and that when it gets hot, it tends to pull away from the body, mimicking two mandarin oranges in a nylon stocking. | |
| Think barnyard. | |
| Think, you know, cattle. | |
| So I always suggest keep a pack of frozen niblets handy to to press against your scrotal netherises. | |
| I threw that one in there. | |
| And my favorite is, and I'll leave you with this one, and then I want to hear your suggestions, your favorites. | |
| Keep an eye on the elderly. | |
| Check the elderly. | |
| Let me ask you a question. | |
| How do you think they got to be elderly? | |
| And the reason why people are doing this is because people are stupid. | |
| And they think you're equally as stupid. | |
| They think you're an idiot. | |
| And because all remnants of creativity left anything involving any entertainment or news platform in maybe the late 80s, they keep recycling these jadros who keep saying this nonsense every time it gets excessively hot because they're mindless. | |
| These are the people who still have traffic reports on TV. | |
| Like you've got a TV in your car. | |
| I don't, I've never understood this. | |
| And it's going to be the weatherman's day. | |
| Day to come out of the woodwork. | |
| The poor guy on weather. | |
| I've got nine apps on my phone. | |
| I can tell you next Wednesday at 3 o'clock what the weather's going to be. | |
| But I'm going to watch some guy in a bad suit on a TV show tell me this. | |
| What's the matter with you? | |
| In any event, do me a favor. | |
| List below your favorite or those suggestions that drive you nuts. | |
| That are so stupid, so obvious, they're frankly insulting. | |
| All right? |
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