The Crown’s Dirty Secret: How Britain Still Orchestrates Global Chaos
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Come on.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go, my friend.
Let's go.
Let's have some kind of fun right now.
What is this?
Thursday, Thursday, Thursday.
Come on, my friends.
Come on and join the fun.
Join the frolic.
Join this thing of ours.
Join one and all, my friends.
Join us.
Become a part of this.
Where do we begin?
I'm going to start off right off the bat, my friends, by saying something which is critical.
And that is that when we get to the real subject of today, and that's the absolute horror that, oops, sorry about that, the horror that is the British, there is a, there was a man that we lost yesterday.
I love that.
We lost him?
Where'd he go?
Anyway.
We lost him, and he was, of course, the incredible Brian Wilson.
Brian Wilson is, without question, I'll talk about that later.
Listen to me at the 1 o 'clock show, 1 a.m., and about a half an hour will start.
I'll do my tribute to Brian Wilson.
Everybody's going to call him a genius without understanding what a genius is.
They're going to just say he's a genius.
He absolutely, positively was a genius.
And not only that, created something that people don't really understand.
Created something, ladies and gentlemen.
And the word genius has been used far too much.
Too many people, too many folks, too many people uttering the notion of the genius.
Okay?
You got it?
Good.
I just wanted to take a little bit of a time, a little bit of a moment, just before we get to the brass tacks of this.
Because I don't know about you.
But unless you can figure something new to say about ice raids, let me know.
This is the most boring goddamn subject.
Okay, they're having a raid.
They're like, okay, tell me something new.
Well, it's the raid.
Okay, what about it?
Well, it's horrible.
Uh-huh.
And?
And?
Well, there's no and there.
Well, then tell me what I should do.
Tell me what I should.
What should I know about this?
Well, you know, it's...
So this is what we do.
The level is so...
What is this about?
What is the what is the real what is the real issue here and more importantly?
You're never going to see this because what you're seeing is, yet again, the usual stuff from the usual people saying the usual stuff.
And I'm sorry.
I hate to do this.
I hate to always complain.
But for the love of God, somebody do something.
Somebody please provide some new information.
Okay, now I can see who's who.
Look at this.
1229 in Beijing.
Freddie Haddad says, I just watched a nice raid in Omaha, rounding up over 100 illegals.
Okay, good for you.
What happens to their kids at home for mom to come home from work?
What happens when kids are, their parents are arrested for, let's say, DUI?
I just bought a CC radio Wi-Fi 3 internet to listen to Uncle Lenny.
Oh, a CC.
Radio, what is...
What does this mean?
What does this mean?
This better really be important.
You know, he's taking...
That's a paper trail.
I take pictures of things all the time.
You know, when I got out of jury duty, thank God.
Thank God, I'm taking a picture of the...
Anywho, let me go back to this.
5.30 in Scotland.
Thank you, Tony G. Radio via your modem.
I like that, Like Dale.
I like that.
Look at this.
Northwest England.
This is fantastic.
I just had, on the way over, a very nice cab driver, and I was looking in the back.
Today's issue is the notion of...
Anyway, so in the back, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, what am I trying to say?
I'm, I'm doing a chat GPT and I write something to the effect that says something like, oh, I said British Saxon.
No, no, no, Anglo-Saxon.
I said, what exactly is Saxon?
It's Germany.
And he says to me, Accent?
What is my accent?
I said, "No, what's the...
Now, what is...
He's from Romania.
That's one thing about New York.
If you take a Lyft or an Uber, and Lyft is so much cheaper.
so much cheaper.
In any event, His name, just so that you know.
I'm not going to go through the last names, of course.
They don't really mention the last names.
Oh, maybe they do.
I get a person named, oh, Chachescu.
His name is Cloudy U. Who was it?
I saw something.
I saw an orange piece right now.
Look at this.
Sal Angeles is glad you got some sleep today, Lionel.
You know, I did, as a matter of fact, yesterday I went to, I had a very thorough, very, very thorough part of the annual physicals with a guy who is just an absolute genius in cardiology and was in the Bronx.
For this one particular doctor, he's plant-based.
And I spent most of the time doing that yesterday, which is a terrific thing.
Nobody likes to do this.
Nobody likes physicals and stuff.
But I find it fascinating by virtue of all of the blood work.
Remember one thing, my friend.
The key to life.
90, 90, 90. If you can keep your LDL under 50. You are on your way to a great and a glorious life.
50 is good.
Below 50 and you're sweet.
This nonsense that people say about, you know, cholesterol, stop it.
You know, statins are bad.
Stop it.
Stop it.
It just, it just, I don't even want to get into it.
But, so that's where I was yesterday.
I spent a lot of time off.
And it's a whole other world.
The Bronx.
Oh, my God.
It's wonderful.
It's a veritable cacophony of humanity.
In any event, thank you, Angelo.
Appreciate that for your kindness.
Your kindness.
And let me see.
What was I going to say?
I was going to say something profound.
But thank you, Angelo.
It's very, very nice.
So that's where I was yesterday.
Getting sleep?
I don't know what that means.
I don't know.
How many of you right now on the East Coast have not been to sleep yet?
Some people just go to bed normally.
Sometimes they go to bed 1, 2 o 'clock in the morning.
Well, I get up around that time.
So they kind of do okay.
So anyway, I do okay.
All right, enough of this.
Before we get to the British, I was going to go back to...
I've got to get down to get out of my coffee.
I've got to get focused on this because my head is on fire.
My head is on fire.
By the way, I look up in my chat GPT search, I was going to say Anglo-Saxon.
You never hear about this, the Anglo, but I'm going to go a little bit of history about the Saxon.
And under my history, what it says was Saxon ankle sex inquiry.
Fantastic, right?
Anyway, what can we say about Brian Wilson.
An absolute bona fide genius.
A man who didn't write songs.
He built a world.
That's coming up at Tribute at 5 o 'clock.
No!
Not 5 o 'clock.
Help me.
Help me.
Not 5 o 'clock.
1 o 'clock.
1 o 'clock.
Also, I want to talk about Perfide Albion.
See, what I do is I walk in here.
Maybe you know this.
I take everything that I know and I throw it away.
I throw it all away.
Pilgrim says, are the Dems clowns in search of a circus?
Do you think the Democrats are...
Do you think he helped trigger Charles Manson?
Charles Manson was a mythical, fanciful man.
Charles Manson didn't kill anybody.
Charles Manson didn't kill anybody.
You believe in the myth of Charles Manson because Charles Manson was so good for people to understand.
Let me move this back a little bit.
Got my pods.
I have one coffee that I drink.
This is all that I drink.
Unabashedly.
There we go.
Pike Place Roast.
Starbucks.
I hate anything to do with Starbucks.
I hate anything to do with Starbucks.
Let me go back there.
That looks a little bit better.
Anything to do with Starbucks, I don't want to give them a dime, but it's like sometimes Ben & Jerry's has this worse experience It's pretty damn good.
Pretty damn good.
We lost Sly from The Family Stone.
Thanking Beijing.
We talked about him the other day.
Brian Wilson recorded 10 albums before he was 24 years old.
Unreal.
Bradley, thank you for that.
I love this.
The power of suggestion.
Rest is important for your health, Lionel.
Hope you're getting some.
Oh, absolutely.
You know what else rest is important also is a couple of things.
Make sure you nap.
And make sure whenever you're tired, you nap.
Only eat when you're hungry.
sleep when you're tired.
Don't live on a In any event, nice shirt.
Thank you, Sean.
It's really nothing.
Saw Sly once in concert.
R.I.P.
Starbucks coffee fresh from the sea.
Chunky Monkey.
You know, I gotta say something.
Chunky Monkey's damn good.
Let me also tell you something.
Coming up, ChatGPT, watch it, this is my friend.
When did President Trump and Melania Trump descend from the escalator at Trump Tower to begin his first campaign?
Now, that's my question.
You know what the answer is for this?
You ready for this?
It's looking, it's searching, and the answer, I love this, it says June 16, 2025.
It will be 10 years.
10 years.
On June the 16th, 2015, it will be 10 years that the President took that famous escalator ride at Trump Tower to begin his campaign.
Let's see what ChatGPG says.
ChatGPT is the greatest thing in the world.
Ready for this?
On June the 16th, it will mark 10 years since Donald J. Trump descended the golden escalator at Trump Tower with Melania by his side to announce his historic presidential campaign.
That moment...
It was the launch of a movement.
Against all odds, the billionaire outsider ignited a populist wave that shattered establishment norms, reshaped the Republican Party, and forever altered American politics.
A decade later, the image remains iconic.
Trump waving, smiling, and declaring that the forgotten men and women of America will be forgotten no more.
Isn't that something?
Anybody notice anything at all about Trump's appearance?
Anything with his leg?
Somebody was telling me today, he said, you notice his leg, the way he's walking?
And I can't say that I have.
Have you?
The guy's looking at 80 years old, looks damn good.
Have you noticed that?
Have you noticed that?
I have not, but if anybody's noticed, like maybe a brace or some type of a device?
Anybody?
What have you noticed?
And be honest with me, what have you noticed regarding the president, if anything, if that makes any sense, what have you noticed about his health?
Anything?
Have you noticed any body doubles, any deterioration, anything whatsoever?
Have you ever, have you, have you?
Ten years ago, British voted to Brexit, still waiting.
Susan, thank you.
There are three Trumps.
Gigi said that.
Gigi!
What are you talking about, Gigi?
Does anybody believe in a body double?
Anybody believe in this?
Coffee pods are terrible for your health.
Laura Nolan, why are coffee pods terrible for your health?
Compared to what?
Eating an egg?
Compared to, I know, plastics, right?
He looks a lot older.
Wicked Felina is saying.
Gigi says yes.
Hillary had one for sure.
Gigi is nuts.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, Laura!
Hey!
Hey!
I like the short, fat Trump.
There's a body double for Nancy Pelosi.
I don't want to talk about things about when people get older.
When you get older, when you get...
Mmm...
Hey, this is different.
Hey, I heard somebody the other day who said he pulled a muscle in his sleep.
Cat Williams does something.
So when you get a little older, it comes with the territory.
When babies are born, when babies are born, we have a friend in the family, kind of a relative.
Who's just announced they're having a baby.
I said, "Oh no, oh my god, poor thing, poor thing." E. Jean Carroll plays Pelosi under my arm flab.
Those are called bingo wings.
When you get older, anything that's been handling breasts, testicles, buttocks, anything that has hanged, hung, For years will change.
Pilgrim says, when did Hillary call us deplorables?
Look it up.
Go to ChatGPS.
ChatGPT and look it up.
I'll save you the time.
Watch this.
Watch this, Pilgrim.
When did Hillary Clinton first call America or Republicans deplorables?
Are you ready for this?
And that answer is, it's going to, and it's looking, it's looking, it's looking, and it says...
In that speech, she criticized Donald Trump for enabling racist lies.
Use ChatGPT.
Use it.
Back to what I was saying.
Bingo wings.
Arm thing.
Here's one everybody gets.
See these two lines here?
Everybody gets them.
See these things?
See how?
Sometimes it depends upon...
You might want to have pulled.
I'll never do that.
That's called platysmal dehiscence.
This is where the platysma, which is this sheath of...
I'm P.B. Hermit.
The sheath of whatever it is.
It crosses and it peels away.
It pulls away.
In fact, I'm going to see this right now.
What is platysmal dehiscence?
Dehiscence is one of my favorite words.
This is when wounds open, when there's a disadhesion of this.
Platysmal dehiscence refers to a separation or weakening of the platysma muscle, a thin sheet-like muscle located in the front of the neck, just under the skin.
This condition most commonly presents as visible vertical bands or cords.
And it's with age or muscle weakening.
The two sides of the platysma separate or dehiss at the midline, causing loose skin.
What are you going to do about it?
What are you going to do about it?
Nothing.
So you got a thing of the...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, maybe I'm just a...
Understand something.
Make sure you understand.
I mean, try your best to...
Try your best to, you know, live a good life and all this.
But please, don't fret about this.
Don't fret.
George Keene said, Saddam had body doubles.
I believe Hillary had or has them.
Donald is too well watched.
I think DJT is out.
Sourcing more than administration number one.
Oh, yeah.
I don't think he knows half the time what the hell's going on.
I really don't.
His foreign policy is a joke.
Sean Niemeyer says, I'd rather have hemorrhoids.
Internal or external?
Big difference.
George Key says, Ask your doc if twice-daily platysma is ready for you.
Ha!
Very good, my friend.
Remember, hemorrhoids, internal or external?
External is one thing.
Internal is another story.
And people have told me that hemorrhoidectomies are the worst things possible.
Nobody wants to talk about hemorrhoidectomies.
Nobody wants to talk about roids.
Saturday Night Live had something one time years ago called A Cop With Roids.
Sky gets off his motorcycle, motorcycle cop, and he starts to walk, but he's unable to walk slowly or clearly because of his hemorrhoids, those wonderful little stalagmite processes.
Fred, by the way, the censorship caught you.
Sometimes they itch in a sexually stimulating way.
Interesting, interesting.
An itch.
The whole notion of an itch is fascinating.
Let me ask Chad GPD.
Explain an itch.
What is an itch?
Anybody ever research this?
No.
I want you to be fascinated by questions.
You have a...
I'm doing this all the time.
An itch, also known as pruritus, P-R-U-R-I-T-U-S, is a sensation on the skin that causes a thyroid to scratch.
It's your body's way of signaling that something may be irritating, inflaming, or affecting your skin.
Sometimes it triggers by nerve endings.
They send a message to your spinal cord to your brain that says scratch this area.
Fun facts, itches can be localized like a bug bite or generalized like from kidney or liver disease.
Histamine is a chemical released during allergic reactions.
It's commonly seen during it.
So look for that.
Look for that.
I remember years ago, I saw one of the most interesting and fascinating cases.
George says, it's such a compliment to get a legit laugh from you.
Oh, sometimes you're very funny.
Christian says, Kudos to you, sir.
Burning the midnight oil.
Your thoughts on Canada's hard turn to globalists.
Vinyl rocks.
Love from Canada.
Kudos is K-U-D-O-S.
Just whatever it is, but thank you for that.
I don't understand what happened to Canada.
Here's one.
I can't say this on the radio.
Why do most Canadians prefer doggy style during sex?
So they can both watch hockey on ESPN at the same time.
Ryan says, oh, Keene says, how do you think the New York will go for next governor?
Mikey Sherrill.
Because she's a Democrat and New Jersey's out of his mind.
Mikey Sherrill.
Now when they say that, people say, well, it's just like who's going to win for mayor?
Oh, that's going to be Cuomo.
I don't want that.
People say, don't say that.
But I say that because it's true.
Ryan says the 20th century was a tech century.
21st is biology.
The advancement in human biology will end up changing your lifespan.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Ask.
It depends.
Lifespan means nothing to me if I am not...
Uh, um.
I don't care about age if I'm out of my tree.
There's a certain degree of it.
There's a certain degree of this.
So anyway, I'm going to start in about seven minutes.
I don't want to talk about any of the stuff people are talking about.
Absolutely nothing.
Because I just don't talk about it.
I want to talk about how pet sounds changed everything.
There are people historically in the world of music that changed everything for me.
Bill Monroe, Antonio Carlos Jobim, who did the Bossa Nova.
Four freshmen is what he did, what Brian did.
And also they have that brother, Dennis, who played drums like...
He was absolutely one of the worst.
Edwin Jones says, anal fissures are pretty rough.
Thank you as well.
Anytime you talk about, what's the difference between anus and rectum?
Rectum damn near killed.
Remember that?
What's the difference between anus and rectum?
Anal and rectal.
Anal, rectal, colon.
People don't know.
I would be immediately going to ChatGPT and looking up the answer.
I'm asking questions constantly.
Constantly.
Constantly.
We have 291 people watching so far.
With 129, I need your likes, goddammit.
I need your likes.
I need them.
Don, I'm flying home to Dublin in three weeks and I'm pretty nervous.
What's the matter, Lauren?
Why are you nervous about flying?
Jeff Beck had a funny anecdote about auditioning for Brian Wilson.
He really practiced one of his songs.
Did it great, but Brian didn't like it.
Edwin Jones writes, Brian Wilson died.
After all we're talking about, Edwin Wilson comes up with, Brian Wilson died.
Anus is up there and rectal is the outside of it, maybe.
Wrong.
You have it bass-ackwards.
No.
Anus, anal, sigmoid colon.
Paging, Dr. Sigmoid colon.
Andy Gibb and Dennis Wilson both drowned.
No, Andy Gibb was a drug overdose.
And Dennis was a different story.
A lot of people died.
Thank you, Weird Matter.
Thank you for that.
I appreciate that.
Laura praying for you.
Why are we praying for Laura?
Laura, what?
I just got HRT.
Sorry.
Okay.
HRT?
Is it a disease?
Hope you get better from your HRT.
I'm afraid of mass migration and all the riots.
All for the godly...
Stop saying I'm afraid.
I'm afraid.
Stop it!
Stop saying you're afraid.
Okay?
What was a more impactful album?
Pet Sounds or Sgt. Pepper?
Pet Sounds.
Pet Sounds was the beginning of everything.
And also, it was all Brian Wilson.
Beatles had...
Okay?
Brian, it was Brian Wilson.
That was it.
Nervous about flying?
Pumageddon?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Soul says, Uncle Lionel, how can I listen to your show online?
WABC Radio.
Okay, let me tell you something right now.
Everybody write this down.
Go to my X channel.
It's a very good question.
It's wabcradio.com, wabcradio.com, wabcradio.com, or get the app.
Get the app, okay?
Get the app, wabcradio.com, or get the app, 77 WABC app.
All right, dear friends.
Listen, I love yous.
I love yous.
I honestly love you.
This is, I love, these mornings are so productive and so great.
And I appreciate this immensely.
Thank you so much for this.
Thank you so much for being a part of everything that we're doing.
Thank you.
And thank you for letting me talk.
Let me just talk and talk and talk and ramble on.
You are incredible.
I'm going to be talking more about this today.
Thank you.
I don't say thank you enough.
I mean it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Because without you, what the hell are we doing?
We're wasting our time.
I'm going to end up like Tim Poole wearing a wool hat and talking fast for no particular reason.
Wait a minute, I see something else here.
Hang on.
I see something here.
Somebody wrote something.
Just a minute.
Somebody wrote something.
I don't want to be rude.
Oh, I've got to go here.
Anyway, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Listen, I've got to run.
I love yous.
I've got to run to the air.
I've got to mixturate, or void, or pee, as you say.