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June 8, 2025 - Lionel Nation
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The Truth About New York They Don’t Want You to See 🚨 | Lionel Unleashed!
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We have not been on one of our tours in quite a while.
We have not been perambulating about.
It's a gorgeous day, hotter than you can imagine.
But I'm going to take you to some new parts, show you some new aspects of my glorious city.
I hope you join us.
Special shout-out to my sister, who's a shut-in.
She is under medication right now and is allowed every now and then to watch my YouTube.
She can't be excited or in any way be allowed to thought, to think.
Or to become frazzled by reality.
So that's why this is one of the best things possible.
Ready, my friends?
Let's go, shall we?
Let's go.
Now, you missed something perfect.
It's a dude.
I like this outfit.
Here we go.
5x5, thank you.
This is the...
And I was going to show you, and I thought to myself, you know, somebody is going to take that as being prototypically racist, which is absurd.
And I'm thinking, I didn't create that, he did that.
But being what people are, you always have to anticipate the most abstruse of things.
And I'm sure somebody somewhere would take offense and make some kind of a suggestion.
I don't know if anybody even knows this.
Check this out.
Doesn't do anything for me.
Doesn't do anything for me.
I think this is the ugliest.
Seriously, I don't know if you can even see it.
This is nonsense.
Mercedes, everybody has them.
They used to be so rare, so incredible.
Now they're ubiquitous.
Crossing the street, my friends.
We're going to go up a lazy river.
We're going to go up a Hudson River.
Get out today and walk.
The schedule.
See those e-bikes?
See that?
Guy almost hit me.
Now, when you get to one of these parks, you look here, you look here, and you look here.
I'm telling you, these bastards in the e-bikes, that is going to be the end of my existence.
In any event, speaking of watermelon, years ago, there's a famous story.
Time magazine did a cover.
And the cover of Time magazine showed a young man A black kid with his face buried in a beautiful, red, gorgeous chunk of watermelon.
And it said something like, summer's here.
And the person who took the picture thought nothing of it.
It was immediately decried and lambasted as racist.
I hate that.
Because what it is, it is a...
See these...
See these, uh...
New York is filled with delivery.
When I am going to work at midnight, going to work, the delivery talks, it's incredible.
This is a...
Can you see her?
You can get anything delivered here.
I mean anything.
Anyway, let me just finish the watermelon subject.
I think it's stupid.
I mean nothing by it.
But I'm so hypersensitive to it after having been burned like most of us.
In any event, the stuff that you can get delivered will blow you away.
Dry cleaning, groceries, food, pharmacy, messenger services, anything.
Everything's delivered.
You go to the shoe shop, delivery.
Tailor, delivery.
Everything is delivered.
And during the COVID, during the Rona, it just manufactured in us, this notion of this.
Let me see if anybody's doing that right.
That is for lazy people.
The deliverers are hardworking, thank goodness, because the lazy people.
Lazy people?
Well, let me ask you this.
Let's assume you have ordered some lunch from somebody, I don't know, a mile away.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
You want to go walk there and pick it up?
In the hat?
That's lazy?
You want to walk?
How about anybody who goes to a restaurant?
Are they lazy because they're not ordering the food themselves?
Now you see this right here?
These are these little, I told you, there are these folks.
There are these folks, these kind of Central American looking, South American types, selling water, pieces of lava.
I don't know.
This is L.O.S.
suspects labor trafficking.
I can't tell.
These are cutting chips.
Look at that.
Isn't that something?
It's going to be monumental.
Sunset Pier 94 Studios.
All right, let's stop now.
There we go.
There we go.
Rossi 12th Avenue or West Side Highway.
Also called the Joe DiMaggio Highway, which nobody ever does.
There we go.
Check that out.
It is nice and hot today.
Little kids are so cute.
The way they talk just bullshit.
And then they said, and then they say, and then they say, okay, take it easy.
And then he said, and then I went to the, okay, take it easy, take it easy.
Little girls are also the best because they talk even more.
Even more horrible.
By the way, behind us was an actual nun.
The Sisters of Life nun in full nun regalia.
Look at this.
Prepare to be stopped.
Construction entrance.
prepare to be stopped.
I can't read your comments so...
Oh, yeah.
Donations are a way to say thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you for taking time out.
Thank you for this.
Thank you.
Oh no, let's be honest.
You are investing in this form of See this right here?
See this?
All of the, most of I don't know.
I can't verify this.
But they're hard-working, for sure.
And they come from Central South America, so these women show up with their little coolers, with their water and the like, and it's just beauteous.
I'm gonna take a different angle.
I took you across the street.
There's, of course, Jersey.
Can you see it?
It's the Hudson.
We're gonna go.
Ah, this is nice.
Very cool.
How many people we got?
Let's do a roll call.
Where is everybody from?
Please let me know you can hear me.
Please let me know you can hear what I'm saying.
Look at this.
West side.
Yep.
This is the west side of Manhattan.
You are correct.
We are heading now downtown.
No.
Excuse me.
Uptown.
Towards the Bronx, towards Harlem, up to the George Washington Bridge.
That's where we are.
Look where people are coming from.
This is fantastic.
I can't read a damn thing.
Ah, Sweden!
Beautiful.
As you say in Sweden, in December, Sanderklaas comes from the birds and brings toys to the children.
I showed you this bottle the other day.
Remember this on our last tour?
This artist, there's a, there's a piece in the, I think, West 42nd Street about the artist in the Conception.
Foreigners.
Definitely.
See that?
What the fuck is this thing?
Nobody knows what it is.
You can look inside.
And it has a little portal, porthole.
And there's a chair, but nobody ever goes into it.
Anyway, there's another one.
I'm rambling again.
We're going to go down towards the other side.
94th Street.
No, we're coming up.
This is 57th Street.
Pier 97, 54th Street.
Excuse me, 57th, this is Look, drive-in cinemas.
I love the place.
Nice chairs.
They bring their food.
You can order food.
The movies are for shit.
They had better art house stuff.
This is the end of 57th Street, right here on the west side.
If you take it all the way to the right, plumbers crack, ladies and gentlemen.
If you take it all the way to the right, to the east, it goes to the East River.
River to river.
One of the few streets in New York that go left to right, east to west.
Look at this.
There's trouble, huh?
Look at them.
They're a little confused.
This is a bicycle.
A bicycle.
Get your motor running.
Looks like double to me, my friends.
Look at that.
You hear that?
You hear that?
They're foreigners.
You can always tell foreigners by their glasses and their trainers or sneakers.
They refer to sweaters as jumpers.
And the restroom to them is the toilet.
I don't know why I cracked him up.
I had a friend of mine.
I still have it.
He says, excuse me?
Are you going to tell me where the toilet is?
I said, listen, don't say toilet.
What do you call it?
I don't know, men's room, little boy's room, restroom.
Toilet refers to the actual receptacle.
The thing you're going in to use.
I know, it's a toilet.
No, no, no, don't, no, no.
We envision you squatting.
No, no, just, just don't say that.
This same friend of mine, great guy, he says, his name is Declan.
And he always sounded like he was asking a question.
He says, my name's Declan.
Check this building out.
Isn't there one?
What do you think?
Funky.
Funky.
Anyway, he always asks like he's asking a question.
So when I met him one time, I said, "What's your name?" He says, "My name's Duckwan." I said, "I don't know.
Maybe it is." Are you asking me a question?
Could be.
Not really sure.
He says, "I want you to meet my partner." I said, "Ooh, your partner.
Okay, hey." Because I thought he was gay, you know, partner.
I said, oh, that's great.
Hey, look, man.
Great, groovy.
This is America.
Whatever melts your butter.
You know, I don't care.
Whatever floats your boat.
No big deal.
Good for you.
Partner.
I dig it.
Yeah.
I said, what's your partner's name?
Camel.
I said, camel?
Camel.
Camel?
Like a gromedarian?
Like a camel in the desert?
Horse with no name.
Midnight at the Oasis.
What's your camel?
Camel?
Are you asking me?
Camel?
I don't know.
You tell me.
So he's asking me.
So anyway, I'm waiting to meet Camel, the partner.
So we're at the bar and he goes, oh, there's Camel.
So I turn around.
Very nice woman comes up.
I said, who is this?
Her name is Carmel.
I said, you said camel.
Oh, here's another one, too.
They say, hmm.
Now, hmm, to me means, huh?
To them, it means like, uh-huh.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, mm-hmm, yeah, mm-hmm.
They say, hmm, hmm.
I said something to these poor people.
They can't speak.
They can't pronounce names.
They're crypto-homosexuals, and they are deaf.
Hmm?
Bicycles must dismount.
Here we go.
This is another.
I haven't taken you before.
Look at the lush English garden.
Can you see that?
Can you hear the birds?
Can you?
Well, can you?
There was rumors that one of these extensions was a FEMA.
Look at this.
They mean trouble.
Don't mess with these people.
Look at that.
See those Muscovies?
Or maybe there's a Canadian piece.
I don't know.
But don't mess with them.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Plastic jug.
Where's Iron Ice Cody when you need him?
Let me see that.
There we go.
See all the helicopters?
Everywhere.
Check out that yacht.
Not too bad.
You probably can't see it because I can't zoom in.
But this isn't too bad.
Water smells good.
There's a Hudson.
Rocks and stuff.
Smells fine.
There's been some low tide days where not nice.
Anyway, looking off into the horizon is the George Washington Bridge.
The GWB, as we call it.
Get people running looking very painful Not at all Graceful or pleasant.
I don't understand running.
Don't get it.
We are bipedal, not quadrupeds.
Quadrupeds allow for a translation of energy.
See what I'm saying?
When you have two legs, you just boom.
I've got 200 people watching.
I need 300 likes.
Or else it's over with.
These little, wonderful little seats that pop up.
You can have your lunch.
You can sit on their, on their birds, stare at their water.
I don't know if this is Edgewater, Bergen, I don't know.
Now this is called, let me build something that looks like complete and total ship.
And nobody will have the guts to say, this looks like complete and total shit.
Oh, there she goes.
Back again.
With, of course, her obligatory tattoo.
I don't know why people do that.
I think they're hideous.
Look at this.
Seriously.
Yay or nay, what is that?
What is that?
Now, quick.
Think of a title for this.
It's a metronome.
It's a metronome with a little...
It appears to be either vertebrae or some type of spinal configuration.
Let's see what this is called, shall we?
Ah, yes.
This is Sidney Shen.
Standing, but not operating.
Parrado, pero no operando.
Patinated.
Polychrome steelwood marine shrink film.
SBNO describes defunct amusement park rides that remain in place yet are no longer operational.
That sounds like us.
SBNO.
Standing, but not operating.
What do you think?
Yay or nay?
Thumbs up or down?
Is that good?
I think it looks like shit.
Thank you.
A buck ninety-nine.
I am rolling in dough today, my friends.
Sweating my balls off in the middle of nowhere for $1.99.
Yeah!
Take that, Tim Pool.
You and your millions.
$1.99 for this.
Let me stop for a second.
Let's sit in the shade.
What do you say?
Just for a moment.
Isn't this nice?
Isn't this beautiful?
A little bit of a...
Not a cartouche.
There's a name for this.
Ah, yes.
Ah, yes.
Rest my...
In any event, a couple of things here, dear friends.
By the way, special shout-out to my sister.
She's a shut-in.
Give her a shout out.
You know, Prunella.
She never liked it.
I never liked it either.
I don't get it.
You know, poinsettia I get maybe, but this is different.
Hey, look at this!
Whoa!
Wait a minute!
My God, 50. Well, thank you.
Thank you.
Oh my God, I'm going to need resuscitation.
The love.
I want to say a couple of things right off the bat.
Did you get the newsletter?
I just sent a newsletter out.
It's about It is so stupid.
It is so stupid.
Stop talking about it.
I don't care.
It's dumb.
Did he know?
Maybe he knows.
They're laughing their ass off.
They're on the phone laughing.
Did you see this?
Hey, call me a retard next.
You know I was thinking the same thing.
You call me a retard, and I'll bring up the Epstein thing.
You do know the story about Trump and the Epstein thing.
There was a time in the 90s when people would go to West Palm, and when you came back, you kind of jumped on board, and you kind of hitched a ride back.
Everybody did it.
It's just, it doesn't mean anything.
But they don't care.
You know what I'm saying?
Isn't this nice?
Isn't this nice?
Look at this.
Let me show you.
Let's do some more walking.
By the way, thank you for that kindness.
That was very, very kind.
I can't sit for too long.
I get bored.
Here's something.
Look at this piece of art.
Yep, this is art.
What is it?
Look, I don't want to be a Luddite here, but that's complete crap.
This is Henry Roundtrip Martin Newman.
This is called ectoplasm.
Ectoplasm is a site for reflection inspired by mourning.
Not mourning like mourning, melancholy, urbanism, and ghosts.
Visitors are welcome to sit on the attached bench.
Oh, there you go.
Isn't it just a...
If you have loose-fitting garments, as do I. Hey, look, when you get older, trust me, you'd be surprised.
Gravity is a beautiful thing, my friend.
Gravity is a beautiful thing.
Oh, yeah.
Let me tell you, how many old farts we got out there, huh?
It's amazing what happens to the girls, to the sisters, right?
To the nads, the cousins.
Like two mandarin oranges and a nylon stocking.
Like a barnyard.
Now, check this out.
You see what this is?
This was important, and this was critical, because you still see the original rail lines.
I love trains.
Don't you?
I love trains.
Train songs.
Let me move her here.
This is the...
Maybe there's some type of...
But all of this, all the way down, and by the by, everything that you see here, all the development, is because of Donald Trump.
This was nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Wait till you see how great it is where I take it.
This is the West Side Highway of course up here.
But there should be some type of a little...
Isn't that nice?
Up further around Chelsea, which is in the 20s.
We're in the 50s.
We're actually going a little higher.
We're in the 60s or so.
But in the 20s, in Chelsea, this is where they have the High Line.
This guy's doing Chinese rap.
Anyway, the High Line is this remnant of what used to be a railroad from days and years and eons gone by.
And they created it, turned it into kind of a walking path where you walk by million-dollar homes and look directly into their living rooms.
Isn't that very nice?
Isn't that lovely?
It's beauties.
No garbage.
Very clean.
Kind of a slate motif.
You know what also is groovy?
There are people who appear to be perhaps maybe homeless but they're not bothering anyone and they are welcome to enjoy the beauty as is everyone else.
You see what I'm saying?
Capisce?
This is, of course, the call-ahead latrine.
You see that?
Latrines are very, very important.
Also, men, remember that terrible joke.
It's a terrible joke.
It's a terrible joke.
Terrible that old men say.
I don't like it.
I don't think it's funny.
I'm just passing it on to you.
Not that I think it's funny.
I want you to hear it so you know it.
When you get old, old men, there's three things you do.
First, never walk by a restroom without going in.
Never waste a hard-on.
I'm sorry.
And three, never trust a fart.
One of my favorites.
Oh, look at this.
These are the nannies.
Isn't that cute?
These are the nannies hired by Look at the design of this.
I don't want to take pictures.
You shouldn't take pictures of kids, but the pram, the new design of it, it's higher up.
Remember when you were a kid?
raise your hand.
Kids, if you remember that metal stroller your parents put you in, where one, one move, one break, one stop, and you're...
You hit your head on this cold metal design.
Barely any kind of a strap for you to sit in.
Just uncomfortable.
Design meant nothing.
Today, the prams are...
They're beauteous.
Coming up.
Behind us, people yelling.
Can you hear this?
Let me hear it.
I love this.
This woman has a t-shirt on.
This is strength through adversity.
Hey, see this right here?
See the twins?
See that?
Those are twins.
And there you have...
Isn't that cute?
The nannies, the au pairs, the Jamaican women.
I'll tell you what, I've heard them.
They don't put up, they don't brook any shit from these kids.
And that's good.
I mean, they won't hit them, but you will let them.
Have it.
Now, if I had children today, I would have this person followed a couple of times.
I would do the most excruciating background check you can imagine.
But they are all over the place.
See that?
More nannies.
See that over there?
Maybe that's a mom.
Look at that.
Dancing and singing.
Isn't that beautiful?
Music is a wonderful thing.
A young lady on a blanket with her dog transfixed, narcotized by the beauty.
Here are some people, obviously from New York.
Good morning.
Isn't that beautiful?
Is it morning or afternoon?
No, it's new.
What the hell?
See how nice I am?
I'm a very nice person.
And they're going to say, nice place.
Because the only time you see people wearing coordinated...
See that?
Isn't that cute?
He's dancing, singing.
See that pram?
Look at that one.
Look at that.
Man.
That is some design.
You probably can't see this.
Now we get into the sunbaters.
I don't want to focus on that.
Because frankly, I think that's a bit much.
Listen to me and listen good.
There's no such thing as a good tan.
Stay out of the sun.
Stay out of the sun.
Ladies in particular, stay out of the sun.
When you are older, you will be so glad you were sunless.
First, you don't get that spackled, chest, piebald, freckled, melanocytic melange on your chest.
Again, staying away from...
This is a family show.
But you know what?
It's a free country.
It's New York, and if you want to I can't say that enough.
If you're not bothering anybody, beautiful.
Take those steps later maybe.
That's a really funky part of...
Are we still having fun?
Are we still having fun so far?
I want to make sure.
People who wear shirts, this man is taking his pants off.
What are you going to do?
When people go out of their way to tell you what school they went to, Columbia Brown, Harvard.
I guess you're proud of it.
But you were, you were what?
20 years old?
You were in your 70s?
Are you still, are you still recalling?
I don't remember college, do you?
Not because of any drug fugue, but I've done other things.
You should walk around with a teacher that says married.
Look at this.
There's the grandparents.
Grandfather say to himself, what the hell?
Get in a goddamn thing.
Kid pitching a fit.
Grandpa, probably a veteran, has no time for this bullshit.
Because he raised his kids the old-fashioned way.
Gave him a nice slap.
Good morning.
Afternoon.
You hear more languages.
Do you know that on most city blocks in New York, There are more people on a block than are in some cities.
Did you know that?
Think about that.
Are we having fun?
I hope so.
We'll take the steps up.
This is all Riverside.
This is all Trump.
These used to have the Trump name.
Listen to this.
All these buildings.
I don't know which one in particular, but they had the Trump.
Because of these lefty radical left bastards, they insisted that the Trump name came up.
I think the value of the property dropped, and it went from Trump Plaza, Trump whatever, to what have you.
Let me show you what this is.
This is one of those things where we're not exactly sure what the hell this is.
But they were feeder systems, connecting systems, that connected New York with New Jersey.
These are the remnants.
Check this out.
You can see this.
Looks like some post-apocalyptic world.
Now, do you see this over here?
Right here, you saw the rails.
And they used to have these barges where you would have a train that would actually be put on the barge, floated across, connected to Jersey, and then back again.
I know you're thrilled.
Who can blame you?
Notice my dissertation, my recitation of the facts.
Completely disjointed.
Look at this.
What is that?
What the hell is this?
But it's there and we marvel at it.
Why?
Because we're bored.
Move over here.
I'm going to take you to a groovy place.
You're going to like this coming up.
And then I'll go on the west side and take into some of the areas.
So It's amazing, also, what happens to the foot.
Over time, you, of course, get the bunion, which is, of course, as you know, hereditary.
Normally, it's genetic.
And you have the great toe, the hallux.
Is it the hallux or the pollux?
One's the thumb, one's the great toe.
And it turns right.
And here we go.
Look at this.
This is the New York The New York Central Railroad.
69th Street transfer bridge has been placed on the National Register of Historic Places.
How about that?
What is it?
I have no idea.
But you can see, maybe, see the helicopters?
Chuck Schumer, the senator, said after that Spanish family were killed, no more!
We're going to put an end to this.
Yeah, right, right.
Anyway, that's how I believe they were.
And this barge will be transported.
Okay, enough of this.
I like those signs that say, slow children playing.
How do you know they're slow?
Young and in love.
Young and in love.
I always want to stop them and say, can I give you some advice?
Now, this is a nice little joint.
This says here, this says, no alcoholic No alcohol beyond this point.
Wanna bet?
That's what thermos bottles are for honey.
This is a nice little garden where people Men, be alert.
Look at this.
we have the laptop crowd we have I don't know where you are but in our town we have these coffee shops where people will stay there all day with their laptops doing This is the pier something cafe.
Very nice.
Very nice.
Isn't that something?
Isn't this inviting?
Don't you feel tempted?
This is called culture.
No alcohol beyond this point.
They're adamant about that.
Very nice, isn't it?
Again, lest you not understand, no alcohol beyond this point.
Don't even think about it.
Don't even give it a shot.
Now we're getting very uptown, I should say.
We're on a kind of a boardwalk here, you dig that?
It's a multimedia platform.
Boards, planks, and these old things.
Bricks.
NYC Electrical.
Let me go this way.
Let me see if I can go back here.
Can I get back here?
Let's go back into the nether region.
I know what you're thinking.
No alcohol.
The QR codes on the top of everything.
Peer Eye?
Cafe go with Peer Eye?
What is that?
Internet?
Eye?
I'm gonna walk through here.
Lovely.
Look at this.
Huh?
Liquor?
My friend Jack Harris used to teach me, he used to walk around with O'Doul's.
You know, alcohol-less beer?
O'Doul's.
He had, of course, Budweiser in it.
So we'd be at, you know, staff meetings, WFLA, and I'd say, Jack, you drink?
No, no, it's O'Doul's.
I'd say, no, no, Jack, I know that's what the bottle says, but are you drinking?
No, no, of course.
Yeah.
If you're on a trip, remember, vodka looks just like water.
Think about it, my friend.
Think about it.
Now we're going to go up.
Nice little cardio, little incline.
My breathing starts to increase frantically.
If all of a sudden I clutch some appendage and scream, this is Elizabeth, then you know what that means.
Let me give it a little look at this.
Now stop for a second.
I'm telling you to stop, like you have any choice.
Check this out.
Each one of these buildings, each one has, I don't know how many people, a thousand?
I don't know.
And they're stacked right next to each other.
This used to be all, this is all Trump development.
He made all of this possible.
This was marsh and muck.
A lot of latrines, my friend.
model the tree See the wan-complected people lying out?
Not laying.
Are you having fun?
Good.
By the way, thank you.
A very nice super chat or super sticker contribution.
I appreciate that.
You hear that?
I said, I appreciate that.
Let me make sure I repeat that so that you understand.
I really, really...
Jesus.
I want a Connie Corso.
Or some type of mastiff.
Something that was used to take down wolves.
A little bit of an incline here.
Doing great.
Cardio feels good.
I know.
Teenage girls talk.
One word.
Retarded.
But bless their heart.
May they be innocent as long as possible.
Now this is a groovy, groovy little place.
I'm gonna cross.
I'll be one of these annoying people who hesitates when they cross.
This I like a lot.
In front of the corner, I'm 68th.
All of this brand new, by the way.
Brand new.
This didn't exist years ago.
This is the...
When you're near the river, the breezes are incredible.
Riverside Boulevard.
Ladies and gentlemen.
See those boots?
I would wear two of them.
Wouldn't you?
If you're going to have one, configure the other to look like some Tony Llama beautiful.
Beautiful.
You know, like a beautiful tooled leather.
See what I'm saying?
No, you don't.
Why?
Because I'm rambling incoherently.
And nobody does this better than I do.
Nobody.
I don't know if you can hear the birds.
If you can, maybe you can't.
I'm thinking of getting one of those portable ear things.
Wireless mics.
I'll take this.
Let me just say it from my end.
It's a beautiful time for me.
Love being with you.
It's great.
I go out.
I walk around.
I say nothing.
And your response, especially from my sister who shouted, has been terrific.
People seem to like it.
I hope you do.
It's kind of relaxing in a weird way.
How many of you find yourself asking, what am I watching?
Why is this so addictive?
It's not his brilliant commentary.
It's just, it's like that.
What's that?
ASMR?
You're just watching.
Sedated somehow by the serenity, perhaps even the sonority of the presentation.
I don't know.
Can't figure out what it is.
Go.
You will never see me in thongs.
Maybe at some dingy, you know, athletic locker room, but I don't think so.
Even that, no one.
See these rooms, these coffee places?
They sit for hours all day with their headphones.
Do you have that where you're from?
How does anybody make any money?
Check this out.
Look at this.
100 Riverside, three baths, three baths, three baths, $2.6 million.
$2,100 a month maintenance.
$3,000 tax.
Huh?
Look at this one.
Here's $2,750.
Two baths, two baths.
In addition to the mortgage, in addition, $3,300 a month plus $2,500.
Do I break?
It's a real steal, isn't it?
Three million dollars.
$3 million.
It's one of those fancy prams.
Huh?
Oh, look at that.
Look at this.
See that?
See the...
It's this contingent of I still think the Jamaican women are the best.
The Jamaican black women.
Very, very stern.
And they're out and about.
They all meet and congregate.
I think it's good for kids to be able to see people, feel wind, see dogs.
It's good to get them out.
Take?
Here we go.
Garsdale, Scapsdale.
Wow!
Look at this.
East 38th Street.
Split.
Historical townhouse.
Guess how much?
Can you see this?
I'm sorry.
Ten and a half million.
Ten and a half million dollars.
Take a look.
Take a look.
We were watching that revision of the sex in the city called, whatever it's called.
Whatever the name, same story last time.
Anyway, I was watching it with Mrs. L, and they live in places that must be $50 million.
Beach, townhouses and backyards, the entire, you know, brownstones.
And what do they do?
Nothing.
I don't know what they do.
They just go to lunch and complain.
There was a time when that show was so important, and so critical, and so popular, and now it's a joke.
You know, let me go this way.
There we go.
There's the kid with you A lot of folks are going out to their Hamptons homes and their beach, their shore, the Jersey Shore.
Not us, my friends.
We're right here.
We're not that fancy-schmancy type.
Check this out.
Huh?
This looks like a trip to Costco.
An Indian.
That's going to be my show called, in any event.
And by the by, all of this that we've been on, this entire stretch was made possible by Donald Trump.
He developed all this.
This is Riverside Boulevard.
Every single thing he did.
everything Again, sorry I'm not reading your comments, but reading and walking.
are dangerous.
But I'm having some kind of fun.
Let me see, last night I got up about a little early, a little earlier.
Normally I get up about 11:30.
I was up about 11, 11:15.
Did a few things.
Out the door by midnight.
And then did the show from 1:00 to 5:00.
Came back.
knot it off for a couple of hours I love the smell of geese.
Did you have a grandfather or a father who loved to water the sidewalk?
Did you do this?
I did.
They were absolutely fastidious about watering.
I think I'm going to take a lap.
Show you some other stuff.
See if you can dig this.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Looks like graduation of some sort.
Now we're heading east, away from the Hudson.
Remember, Hudson on the west, East River on the east.
There you go!
This is an island.
Manhattan is an island.
And we only have two days of food.
Everything that we have is brought by truck.
Everything.
Please read today's newsletter.
Oh my God, it's about...
It's apocalyptic.
Oh, it looks like some kind of a...
I'd love to see that.
I love to see kids, little young men in suits.
By the way, men, teach your young men how to tie a tie.
No clip-ons in this house.
Teach them how to tie, and if you're really hip, how to tie a bow tie.
Tying a bow tie is so counterintuitive.
People say, it's just like tying a bow.
No, it's not.
Not at all.
It's like tying a bow upside down, backwards.
In a fun house.
Okay, let's move here.
This looks like some kind of a state.
I see that a state fly sitting.
Interesting.
What is this?
Uh-huh.
Oh, these are great.
These are the waffles.
These are waffles and dingies.
You ever have this?
waffles and dingy's.
This is definitely some kind of Oh!
Oh!
I love that.
Waffles and dingies.
Things go Belgian.
Check this out.
Look at this.
Ice Belgian.
How do you pronounce this?
Dingies or dingus?
How do you pronounce this?
Dingies?
Dingies?
Dingies.
This guy's Puerto Rican.
In any event, look at these kids.
Ooh, definite, definite, definite private school.
I'm 100% for private schools.
100%.
Number one, homeschool.
Keep on to me teaching a kid.
Would you let me teach a kid?
If you, let's say 10 of your friends, put 10 kids together, would you let me teach them?
Look at this.
I love this!
You better believe you'd let me teach it.
I would show them stuff they never heard because you know what I would do?
Critical thinking.
Critical thinking.
I'd explain things they'd never even thought before.
Look at that.
Piece of cake.
Remember what I told you?
The pink truck?
They're everywhere.
Across the street.
I would love to be a teacher for like an hour.
Then I'd say, "All right, that's enough." See this woman here?
Look at this.
Look at this.
They make a fortune.
They clean this up.
We have a family.
That might be the one near us.
She and her husband are in this white van.
And they clean up.
Absolutely clean up.
How are we doing?
51 minutes.
Hey!
Thank you!
77 bucks.
I am rolling in it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I could not see that.
Look at all this.
The breeze is beautiful.
See this?
Very nice.
Very, very Abercrombie and Fitch kind of.
Multicultural.
Oh, they got a little ice cream.
Isn't that great?
I love that stuff.
So important for kids to be kids.
Check this building out.
Look at this one, kid.
Look at this, huh?
Not too bad, no.
Kind of funky.
Look at that one.
Straight ahead, I've got to show you this building, which is the most interesting.
This is a great area nobody knows about.
Check out that.
Imagine being at the edge.
Would you trust that?
Would you feel like, yeah, it's going to stay attached.
And this, look at this one here.
I love this.
I'm an architecture fanatic.
Just how they decided to do this.
How they put the materials out.
How they did all the computations as to load-bearing.
How it didn't tip over or crush.
Fascinating.
Absolutely fascinating.
Ah, contigo, Spanish.
This is a nice, kind of a funky place.
Remember, one thing you always got to ask.
Where's parking?
Can you park?
Where's parking?
The greatest thing in the road is to have a garage in your building, which of course is extra.
But that's the most wonderful thing.
Look at this.
Parking in the building?
Perfect.
Perfect.
Next, you see this kind of glass?
Glass is horrible.
It's etched.
It gets dirty.
It has to be washed constantly.
You see this up here?
It has to be washed constantly.
And it must be maintained.
Nobody ever does it.
And after a period of time, it loses its luster.
As do we all.
Parking.
You can spend enough.
You can spend for parking up to a grand, easy.
If you can get parking for $300, you must be in the outer world.
$500, the norm.
Think about that.
Now this building, check this out.
Can you see this?
Look at this.
This stovepipe, this, whatever this is, nobody knows what this building is.
We have no idea what it is.
This is a Rivian.
Have you ever heard of a Rivian?
This is the second one I've heard.
R-I-V-I-A-N.
Never heard of it.
But I'm seeing more and more of them.
It's that funky Tesla knockoff look.
There's a Westbury Fish Company.
Thank you, sir.
The short bus, the bicycle helmet.
Two indelible features of our life indicating non-compass mentis.
You know?
That's all I'm gonna say.
Probably got a workout with you today.
I'm sorry, I will read this later on.
I just can't now, but I thank you so much.
And the Super Chats, thank you.
Immensely.
Because you know what?
That's how you show you love me.
You love me.
You really love me.
And that's all that matters.
See?
Check this.
Check this out.
There's that thing.
I don't know what the hell this thing is.
Let's go to fun.
I told you there's a big AT&T building which is suspected of being an NSA data hub and it was built with no windows and it was built to withstand a nuclear attack.
Nobody knows what it is at all.
No idea, no clue.
Coming up, you'll see this beautiful place called the John Jay College of Criminal Justice.
And they have an outdoor facility that is absolutely beautiful.
A lot of people liked me in the old days before they found out I was affiliated with Trump, so I'm not in any way invited back.
See, John Jay College of Criminal Justice.
This is where we vote.
This is our voting thing.
Now, look at this.
This is the building for this tower, this smokestack, which nobody understands what the hell it is.
You have no idea.
Maybe there's a sign.
I still don't know.
Very hot today, my friends.
Wear a hat, as do I. Wear a hat.
Wear a hat.
You can grow a nice little melanoma.
And remember something.
When you get older, at one time of your life, you should go and have a thorough scan.
Because recently, a friend of the family had some squamous number dug out of his head.
I mean, and there was nothing about it that looked bad or hurt or burned or itched.
Nothing.
It was just rather So keep that in mind.
Especially when you get older.
Great dentist over here.
Great.
They have in the past, I want to say, oh, I like when they say that.
I want to say 10 years.
These great, great dentists.
Very, very above, very, very posh.
Very boutique.
Fantastic.
All over the place.
This is Hudson Market.
I dig this place.
I'd take you in it, but there's nothing special.
But they have poke over here.
This is the CBS News.
This is this monster.
Can you see this entire block?
This red brick building.
All the way.
This is going to be sold.
Because CBS, rumor has it, is going out and going under.
Crossing 57th Street.
Over here is where we were.
This is the Hudson.
We're going now downtown.
Thank you, sir.
Give a salute to the police.
Love those people.
Say what you want about the cops.
You need them.
We need them.
Anyway, this building, all of us, gone.
Sold.
Here's something for you.
I've got a picture.
Can you see that rather tall building?
sticking to the right of the One morning, very, very sad.
All there was was a couple police cars.
There was a van that said New York Medical Example.
That's a medical exam.
And it turns out a woman, a young lady jumped.
She left us to her death.
And right there in that corner, All it was was the old proverbial, just a sheet.
No, no plot or anything.
Nothing particularly gory.
It was the saddest picture.
Fenestration.
Defenestration is being thrown out of a window.
Fenestration, I guess, is maybe voluntarily doing it.
Quick story.
A friend of mine was on 57th Street outside of an Irish pub.
He was having a smoke break when all of a sudden, He heard this sound.
He said he will never forget the sound.
There was a sound of crunch, and the fellow had jumped to his death.
I don't know anything about the specifics, if there was any type of blood or what have you, but he said the sound.
He'll never forget the sound.
I always think of that.
How?
Earring.
Think of what?
200 and whatever bones, crunching.
It's like dropping a, like a watermelon or a cassava melon, dropping it on terrazzo, that crunch, that thud.
Sounds are, just like I always say, we don't pay attention to the smells, the sound of it.
You ever hear a knee go out?
You'll never forget it.
The sound.
Like my friend said years ago, the worst part about cocaine is the burns.
I said, what does that mean?
When you wake up in the morning, or you haven't been to bed all night long, and you've got to go to work, and you hear the burns, and you're wide awake, and you're crazy.
I thought, well, I'm not that familiar with that, but that should be something to think about.
The burns.
All right, my friend.
Well, listen, let me tell you something.
Have we had fun or what?
Let me turn this baby around.
There we go.
We have had so much fun.
I have had fun with you.
And thank you for this.
Thank you for spending time.
Thank you for the great and wonderful, incredibly kind and courteous charity.
Thank you.
Your philanthropy, your beneficence.
I appreciate it immensely.
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Have a great day.
Don't forget the monkey's dead.
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