Bill Clinton Looks and Sounds Dead—Kamala and Michelle Are Boring Irrelevant and Finished
Bill Clinton Looks and Sounds Dead—Kamala and Michelle Are Boring Irrelevant and Finished
Bill Clinton Looks and Sounds Dead—Kamala and Michelle Are Boring Irrelevant and Finished
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Alright, let's talk about it. | |
Let's be honest. | |
Let's get down to brass tacks. | |
Let's don't try to be cute and cover things up. | |
Alright, let's get into it. | |
And I mean really get into it because you saw it. | |
I hope you saw it. | |
Maybe you saw it. | |
America saw it. | |
Bill Clinton. | |
Bill Clinton, the man who once charmed a nation with a saxophone, who played hide the panatella with some intern, and he charmed half the country into thinking he was some down-home Elvis, you know, the greatest campaigner of all times, got on TV recently and looked, Well, he looked like death warmed over and sounded like it. | |
Not figuratively, but perhaps literally. | |
His voice had all the vitality of a... | |
It was horrible. | |
It was like, what are you doing? | |
And he's there to explain how Biden is not necessarily unable to execute the office of the office. | |
What am I trying to say? | |
You got Bill Clinton. | |
You're vouching for him? | |
I mean, this isn't just aging gracefully. | |
We're talking about full-blown, weakened Bernie's energy. | |
What is he doing? | |
And we're supposed to believe that this man is still pulling strength? | |
Come on, please! | |
And he's speaking on behalf or in support of Joe? | |
of Biden, and I'll pivot to K. Myla Harris, our ever laughing, word salad, logo laic, logo reic, verbal incontinent, Lunatic, this ex-vice president who, despite the fact that no one outside of, I guess, MSDNC and a handful of DNC consultants actually wants her to run, just had some kind of a big, high-profile, you know, summit. | |
They dressed it up as historic, you know, groundbreaking, visionary, but we all know the truth. | |
It was damage control. | |
She's nothing. | |
And they keep thinking that maybe she's got some chance. | |
And I don't know what she wants to do. | |
Do these people not know? | |
I know they love PR theater to prop her up because, you know, the bench is empty, but let's be real about this. | |
No one's lining up to vote for a focus group and sure as hell not voting up for her. | |
It's over. | |
Gemala is what happens when you build a resume for the optics and forget to install the substance. | |
She pulls worse than a... | |
I mean, seriously, nobody's buying what she's selling. | |
And no amount of staged women in power nonsense at these roundtables is going to rewrite the public's memory of her painful and horrible soundbites. | |
And that nervous, cackling, cringy, cackinating energy when pressed on anything remotely serious. | |
She couldn't answer anything and never got better at it. | |
She's a placeholder. | |
Not a president in waiting. | |
Why are they thinking about this? | |
Everyone from Sacramento to Scranton knows it. | |
It's over. | |
Go away. | |
You made your money. | |
They'll take care of you in the back end. | |
Could they be that delusional? | |
And then enter Michelle Obama. | |
Oh dear God! | |
Or maybe let's not enter her. | |
Because despite a media industrial complex trying desperately, Desperately to manifest and reconfigure her into some kind of political relevance. | |
The country isn't exactly banging down the door to hear what she and her brother has to say. | |
That brother, what's that all about? | |
Especially now, not through some low-energy, narcissism-fed, this solipsistic podcast that sounds like it was produced in a yoga studio on Ambien. | |
It's orid! | |
I mean, look. | |
Michelle Obama can read a teleprompter, and that's terrific. | |
She can maybe write a nice little memoir. | |
But when she gets behind the mic with that, so what's really important is self-care. | |
Nonsense. | |
It's also performative. | |
It's nonsense. | |
It's not real. | |
We all know this. | |
So curated. | |
So phony. | |
So painfully, exhaustingly, insincere. | |
And it's not about leadership. | |
It's lifestyle. | |
Lifestyle branding with a political Overtone of I don't know what and the podcast. | |
Have you been able to plow through them? | |
Dear God! | |
They're not engaging. | |
They're not informative. | |
They're not interesting. | |
They're not inspiring. | |
They're the political equivalent of a, somebody once said, of a scented candle. | |
You know, nice lighting, no heat, and a bunch of funky, weird smell. | |
She talks like every sentence is being auditioned for a Hallmark card, and the rest of us are left wondering. | |
Was this the plan? | |
Is this who the DNC is keeping in the bullpen? | |
This one. | |
Because here's the thing. | |
None of this is organic. | |
The Clinton-Harris-Obama axis is not about fresh ideas. | |
It's about preserving the illusion that the Democratic Party still has a soul, a spine, a shred of competence. | |
But what we're watching now is the slow... | |
The public knows it. | |
You know it. | |
I know it. | |
We all know it. | |
It's pathetic. | |
There's a desperation behind all of it. | |
They still don't seem to get it. | |
And you can smell it. | |
They know Biden can't run again, obviously. | |
They know that Gamala can't win. | |
They know that Michelle doesn't want the job. | |
And even if she did, the backlash would be seismic. | |
And then Bill Clinton, I don't know what he's about. | |
And Hillary? | |
This isn't 2008 anymore. | |
People aren't looking for polished narratives. | |
They're looking for something real. | |
Real answers. | |
Real focus. | |
Real plans. | |
Real leadership. | |
A real trajectory. | |
A real world view. | |
And real guts. | |
And what they're being served instead is reheated Clinton nostalgia. | |
Harris Optics Management and this Michelle Obama and this podcast. | |
Hell about journaling through adversity. | |
Whatever the hell that means. | |
God help us. | |
You turn on the TV or look around and it feels like we're watching maybe the DNC stage a talent show in a retirement home. | |
It's horrid! | |
And the frontrunners are tired. | |
They're irrelevant. | |
They're unelectable. | |
And meanwhile, the media keep trying to gaslight America into thinking this lineup is exciting and dynamic and look what's going on and this and that. | |
It's not. | |
It's brand management that's off the charts, off the rails, pretending to be a movement. | |
It's horrid. | |
So let's be real about something. | |
Bill Clinton shouldn't even be allowed near a microphone, much less sharp object at this point. | |
He's so demonstrably weak of voice. | |
It's like wheeling out a ghost from the 90s, hoping that he'll sprinkle some of that old But there's no saxophone, you know, Montel moment coming. | |
This is just a faint wheeze under another reminder of how badly this party has aged. | |
And not just in terms of chronological age, but in terms of idea. | |
They're horrible. | |
And Kamala, Kamala, look. | |
She's the political equivalent of a TED Talk with buffering issues. | |
I heard that. | |
It was so good. | |
Her speeches are horrid. | |
It's like running a Google Translator loop through four languages and then back again. | |
It's horrid. | |
Where is she from? | |
She forms sentences, but when you try to remember what she said, nothing. | |
It's like watching a deposition for... | |
And Michelle Obama, oh my God, is no better. | |
Because she doesn't want to be in politics. | |
At least she doesn't even care. | |
But what she does want, nobody can figure out. | |
She wants to have her close enough to be revered and to be relevant, but not really. | |
Her podcast is the version of some kind of a... | |
I don't know. | |
I can't figure out. | |
I don't know what it is. | |
And that's not good. | |
It's all vibe. | |
No fight. | |
No substance. | |
No nothing. | |
It's curated calm. | |
Carefully measured and massaged. | |
Virtue signaling. | |
And this idea that she really believes that you love her. | |
That you hang on to her words. | |
And don't get me started on the media trying to treat her every word as though it's some kind of, you know, Profundity like a Sermon on the Mount. | |
It's nonsense. | |
So where does that leave us? | |
Where does that leave the DNC? | |
Who the hell knows? | |
Who the hell cares? | |
With a collapsing narrative, with a party held together by nostalgia and identitarian politics and people who should be in libraries, not on ballots. | |
I mean, this isn't strength. | |
It's stalling. | |
It's galling. | |
It's pathetic. | |
It's horrible. | |
It's like they're buying time while hoping someone... | |
Look, here's the good news. | |
And there is good news. | |
People are awake now. | |
This is a different country. | |
They voted for MAGA, not Republicans. | |
They voted for Donald Trump. | |
They may not be loud, but they're watching. | |
They're watching very carefully and they're comparing and they're noticing and they're remembering. | |
And they're rejecting the tired reruns. | |
You can only gaslight a nation for so long before they start lighting their own fires. | |
And that's what this is about. | |
So to wrap this up, to provide a kind of a valedictory, Bill Clinton's done. | |
Gay Mala was never really started. | |
And Michelle Obama's podcast is not a launchpad. | |
It's a lullaby. | |
It's a soporific, anxiolytic. | |
It's propofol. | |
It's horrible. | |
America needs leaders, not curated, performance-staged, central casting personalities with Netflix deals. | |
The stage is set for a political reckoning, my friend, and the curtain is coming down on the most overhyped cast in American history. | |
Listen to what I am saying. | |
I know what I am talking about. | |
After Donald Trump and what he did, how he showed us what to expect, you're never going to see anything like this again. | |
And if the Democrats are going to do anything, if they're going to have any chance at any kind of, you know, 20, 28 or midterms, they're going to have to get with the program and understand the way things are. | |
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