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Theo Vaughn Phenomenon
00:14:29
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| I was watching just my usual smattering of news this morning. | |
| Or today. | |
| And I came across something which is fascinating. | |
| And it was called I guess it was Breaking Points or something. | |
| And it was Crystal Ball and the other nice lady who says street and she laughs a lot. | |
| Anyway. | |
| They were talking about Theo Vaughn. | |
| Have you ever watched Theo Vaughn, ladies and gentlemen? | |
| Anybody watch Theo Vaughn? | |
| Got a grand total of two people on so far. | |
| Nope, now 55. From 2 to 55. Oh, we're rocking it. | |
| Anybody see Theo Vaughn? | |
| Wise old lady. | |
| What do you think of Theo Vaughn? | |
| What do you think of Theo? | |
| Tell me. | |
| Anybody? | |
| Anybody tell me about Theo Vaughn? | |
| Anybody like him? | |
| There's a kind of an innocence, kind of a lovable dumbass, kind of a redneck. | |
| Kind of a redneck, kind of a, you know, kind of a... | |
| I find nothing even... | |
| I mean, just like, I think he's lovable, but basically a dumbass. | |
| He's a hick, you know, drug addict, recovered, good. | |
| Not a whiz-bang, not a deep thinker, just kind of a nice guy. | |
| And sometimes that's all it does, and I find it interesting. | |
| The real thinkers out there, the real brilliant people, I don't know, I guess they're out there somewhere. | |
| You don't really have to be. | |
| I think Alex Jones is smarter than anybody will ever give him credit for. | |
| But Theo Vaughn was on talking to this, or not, no, they were talking about his comment on Gaza. | |
| And Crystal Ball says the word like every five seconds. | |
| It is the most annoying thing. | |
| And I haven't watched the show in a long time because I'm having a hard time taking her because she sounds like somebody's kid sister. | |
| And like, I was so like... | |
| I don't know if they told her to tone down the Israel thing. | |
| I don't know what it is, but she's like full tilt boogie on the Israel thing. | |
| And I'm, I'm, I'm, I don't want to say not bored on the Israel subject. | |
| I understand it. | |
| We're not, we're not saying anything new. | |
| But anyway, so Theo Vaughn is talking and he says, I swear to God, quote, you know, he's got his hat on. | |
| I'm not, I'm kidding. | |
| He kind of has a certain thing. | |
| I'm not a geologist. | |
| Or a geographer. | |
| He doesn't know geology. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, there you go. | |
| And I think in his own way, what he's trying to say was basically, look, I'm no expert in this. | |
| I kind of don't know. | |
| But I don't know. | |
| I don't know what the story is. | |
| But he doesn't know geology. | |
| And they showed him in this moment, kids in Gaza destroyed, parents, and he put together this sentence. | |
| I guess he was trying to say, he was trying to make the point that it was, it was, wait a minute, hang on, cut up chatter says, certain verbal formulas indicate failing. | |
| By the way, cut up, I told you the other day, we got your, We got your wonderful gift. | |
| I said this on the air the other day. | |
| I said it. | |
| I said it. | |
| I said it 100%. | |
| I want to make sure you know this. | |
| 100%. | |
| Said it. | |
| Thank you, Mrs. Ellen. | |
| I thank you. | |
| We said it. | |
| Okay? | |
| We said it. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| But as I'm watching this, I thought, you know, this is nice. | |
| This is quaint. | |
| And maybe this is... | |
| But he didn't say anything. | |
| At least I didn't see the whole show. | |
| I didn't see the whole speech in me. | |
| I didn't see the whole everything. | |
| But what I'm saying is, bless your heart, thank you so much. | |
| We're all asleep sometimes. | |
| But I'm not asleep. | |
| Sleep? | |
| What's that? | |
| But I thought to myself, you know, this is nice in a way. | |
| He's like the president's number one. | |
| He took him to Qatar. | |
| What does he say? | |
| Listen, I think it's great. | |
| Joe Rogan is the number one podcaster. | |
| Theo Vaughn, from what I've heard, what does he say? | |
| What do these people say? | |
| People say, well, you know, but Barron Trump's a real fan. | |
| For what? | |
| What are they saying? | |
| I sound like a snob. | |
| I do. | |
| We were raised on Carlin. | |
| And before that, Lenny Bruce and Dick Gregory and Robert Klein, even though politically he's just off the wall. | |
| But his comedy was genius. | |
| Child of the 50s is the best, absolute best album I think I've ever heard in my life. | |
| Theo Vaughn? | |
| A bunch of people sitting around with you. | |
| Half of these people... | |
| Anyway. | |
| I sound like a snob. | |
| I know I do. | |
| Or somebody says, oh, you don't know, you're just some old guy. | |
| Look, the fact that Theo Vaughn is bringing people to the fore, which is great, but I swear to you, and Chappelle, I think in terms of being an actual... | |
| Performance comic. | |
| He's superb. | |
| Timing delivery. | |
| Louis C.K. His sexual peccadillo is notwithstanding. | |
| Get those. | |
| I need those. | |
| I need 200 likes. | |
| Don't make me do this all the time. | |
| I'm tired of always telling you, I need my likes. | |
| I need the likes. | |
| Please. | |
| I'm begging you. | |
| But I'm just wondering. | |
| This is lame. | |
| It is so lame. | |
| I'm glad people... | |
| Look, you can like whatever you want, but this is it. | |
| Joe Rogan is fantastic when it comes to his political ideology, and when it comes to Israel or whatever, there's a lot to be said about that. | |
| Tucker Carlson is coming out, and Tucker Carlson has been terrific. | |
| He's all over the... | |
| Not all over, I shouldn't say this. | |
| He's kind of like looking to land. | |
| I think Tucker's enjoying perhaps more of a... | |
| Of a legitimate approval and approbation from people, younger folks and younger people, than he ever did at Fox News. | |
| Because I think the Fox News crowd is a whole other story. | |
| But we have already hit, I've hit a saturation point as far as Israel, Palestine, Gaza. | |
| I understand. | |
| What are we talking about? | |
| What are we going to keep talking about? | |
| What are we going to... | |
| I know the issues. | |
| I know the issues. | |
| We'll talk about the Zionism. | |
| Katie Halper's been very good. | |
| But it's the same thing. | |
| Come on, I got 100 likes. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Come on, let's go. | |
| Lucky filter. | |
| Do you find yourself in that way? | |
| I want something new. | |
| I get bored. | |
| I knew that. | |
| I got that. | |
| If I hear, is President Trump fed up with Bibi Netanyahu? | |
| Oh my God! | |
| How many times are we going to get done? | |
| Today, there's going to be a phone call. | |
| Maybe it's already occurred between President Trump and Vladimir Putin. | |
| Let's see what happens with that. | |
| You want to talk about that again? | |
| I don't bore you to death because when it comes to any kind of coverage in this particular country, as of that subject, you can forget about it. | |
| Forget it. | |
| Okay? | |
| I want you to understand something. | |
| Join my politics. | |
| I never signed on when I tell you something I say, as of today, I think Trump is great. | |
| I think Kash Patel and Dan Bongino sold out. | |
| Did you get my newsletter? | |
| Did you get my newsletter? | |
| Have you seen it? | |
| Did you get this new one? | |
| This is such horse shit about them saying, oh, it's suicide. | |
| You just lost me, kid. | |
| You lost me. | |
| You lost Uncle Lenny. | |
| You should have just kept your mouth shut. | |
| Don't lie. | |
| You know it and I know it. | |
| You know it and I know it. | |
| So stop it. | |
| I don't know what's going on. | |
| I think Pam Bondi has stopped going on Fox News. | |
| I think people really want to... | |
| I don't know. | |
| I really don't know. | |
| I think the one who's going to surprise us more than anybody else is Alina Haber as acting... | |
| U.S. Attorney, I hope Janine Pirro goes in there and just starts kicking ass. | |
| I want a rest. | |
| And I'm also getting tired of this Bobby Kennedy. | |
| Bobby Kennedy, I'm going to go in there. | |
| I'm going to stop everything with vaccines. | |
| And I'm going to come on autism. | |
| Yeah, Bobby, go. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And we're going to go in there. | |
| And I'm going to take it. | |
| And the race. | |
| And the vaccines. | |
| And then, yes, anti-Marisol. | |
| Yes, finally, finally, finally. | |
| What does he do? | |
| Red dye number three. | |
| Red dye. | |
| What are you, Lou Bega? | |
| A little bit abandoned in my mind. | |
| Mambo number three. | |
| Red dye number three. | |
| Marty McCary. | |
| What are you doing? | |
| What's going on here? | |
| And then who was it? | |
| Cash Patel. | |
| Those eyes. | |
| Cash Patel always looks like, what? | |
| What? | |
| And I'm not talking about the Strabismus. | |
| What? | |
| He's got those eyes. | |
| And if you put her and... | |
| Who is that chick who does... | |
| Chick. | |
| Who does Meet the Press? | |
| The new one? | |
| Cut Up says they all need a get-along shirt. | |
| Yep. | |
| They sure do. | |
| Who is the woman? | |
| What's her name? | |
| She has these eyes like that. | |
| She's on Meet the Press. | |
| If you put her and Cash Patel on, my God, it looks like Cash Patel's obviously got the worst news possible. | |
| But so far, he hasn't even done anything. | |
| We've got 120 days, whatever. | |
| Come on! | |
| You've had enough time. | |
| Something tells me, and I'm sorry, I think they're going to be full of shit. | |
| Alright? | |
| Something tells me right now, I would have gone in there like gangbusters. | |
| Trump's doing this. | |
| Trump's going to the Middle East. | |
| Trump's going this. | |
| He's saying he's doing the best he can. | |
| And what's cash doing? | |
| Well, Dan, what are you going to do? | |
| Well, why don't we put a statement out about Epstein? | |
| What? | |
| Let me also tell you something. | |
| This morning on ABC, this week I'll be on from 3 to 5. You know what stories? | |
| We had a harbor master today. | |
| That story regarding the ship, that story doesn't make any sense. | |
| Nobody's buying this story. | |
| You see what I'm talking about? | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Nobody's buying it. | |
| Nobody is buying this story. | |
| I find it fascinating. | |
| Why do you think that is? | |
| Why don't you think people believe it to be true? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Why do you think this is possible? | |
| What is going on here? | |
| I don't understand. | |
| It's fascinating to me. | |
| People aren't buying the story. | |
| See what I mean? | |
| So going back to Theo Vaughn. | |
| Good for you, Theo, but... | |
| Is anybody an adult here? | |
| I mean, Theo, maybe this political stuff ain't for you. | |
| Everybody's going on a show, and it seems like, bless his heart, just so woefully, like, intellectually ill-equipped to handle this stuff. | |
| I just don't think... | |
| And this comedy, I don't know. | |
| But he seems like a nice guy. | |
| I think that's half the battle, right? | |
| Am I right? | |
| Of course I'm right. | |
| I think it's half the battle. | |
| I think he is. | |
| He's doing half of his stuff and all that matters. | |
| Now let me show you something. | |
| A couple of things I'm working on for. | |
| I guess this Eve, if that's what you want to call it. | |
| This is pretty good. | |
| Pretty good stuff. | |
| Look at all these stupid men. | |
| Oh, I get this. | |
| This dumb. | |
| Stupid mail. | |
| This is stupid. | |
| These emails are so stupid. | |
| Anywho, where is it? | |
| Where is it? | |
| By the way, beautiful day here in the neighborhood. | |
| I was thinking about walking around, but I don't know. | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| Ooh, I was doing some research today. | |
| Operation Storm Fury. | |
| This is from 58 to 83. The U.S. government program. | |
| That attempted to weaken hurricanes by seeding clouds in the eye with silver iodine to change the direction of this. | |
| Project Cirrus. | |
| I love this stuff. | |
| Tropospheric Tuning. | |
| Scalar Weather Warfare. | |
| Harp Induced. | |
| Direct Energy Storm Control. | |
| Hurricane Engineering. | |
| I'm on ABC and I'm hitting them with this stuff and they are freaking out. | |
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Why We Boycott Russia
00:05:14
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|
| Oh, look at this. | |
| Truth Social. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Trump's got an update on his talk with Mr. Putin. | |
| Let's see what happens. | |
| Okay, hang on a minute. | |
| Let's see what's going on here. | |
| This is good. | |
| I'm not a big Truth Social fan. | |
| I gain no followers on Truth Social. | |
| I haven't gained any followers on Truth Social. | |
| None. | |
| Zero. | |
| Let's see what's happening. | |
| Hot Truth, Biden. | |
| Let me see. | |
| Cancer. | |
| I'm so tired of this Biden cancer story. | |
| Do you give a shit? | |
| Who gives? | |
| I don't care. | |
| I mean, I'm sorry, but... | |
| There's no meat to this story. | |
| He lied about it. | |
| I know. | |
| Anything else? | |
| Yes, that's it. | |
| He lied about it. | |
| What are we talking about? | |
| How are we going to milk this thing for what it's worth? | |
| Okay, let me see. | |
| President Trump, here we go. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Just completed my two-hour call with President Vladimir Putin of Russia. | |
| I believe it went very well. | |
| Russia and Ukraine will immediately start negotiations toward a ceasefire and, more importantly, an end to the war. | |
| E.D. says, Mr. L., most of my family won't speak to me because I posted up my painting of the Israeli soldier in love with the Palestinian princess. | |
| Oh, your family is full of shit. | |
| Leave them alone. | |
| You don't need them. | |
| Stick to your guns. | |
| You've got to turn your back on your family. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| What are they, morons? | |
| Your family is morons. | |
| Pardon my directness, but you've got to come to grips with it. | |
| The conditions for that will be negotiated between the two parties as it can only be because they know details of a negotiation that nobody else would be aware of. | |
| The tone? | |
| White Monkey says, I've noticed that there are at least six different shows from six different counties. | |
| Countries on Netflix about a solar event wiping out most of the population. | |
| Ain't that something, dude? | |
| Ain't that something? | |
| There is a tremendous opportunity for Russia to create massive amounts of jobs and wealth. | |
| Its potential is unlimited. | |
| Well, then remove the sanctions, Mr. President. | |
| Help Russia out. | |
| They didn't do anything to us. | |
| They posed, oh, no. | |
| Believe me, they're not bothering us. | |
| We're not throwing our money away at Russia. | |
| It's Ukraine and that fraud Zelensky. | |
| But you knew this. | |
| In the process of rebuilding, the negotiation between Russia and Ukraine will begin immediately. | |
| I have so informed President Zelensky of Ukraine, Ursula von der Leyen, President of the European Commission, Macron, Georgia Maloney, MERS, and Alexander Stubb of Finland during a call with me. | |
| Immediately after the car with Putin, the Vatican, as represented by the Pope. | |
| Okay, that's good. | |
| That's good. | |
| So, remove the sanctions. | |
| Let's open up trade with Russia again. | |
| Russia never did a goddamn thing to us. | |
| Never. | |
| Ever. | |
| What do we have? | |
| I've got no beef. | |
| Who's got a beef with Russia? | |
| What did Russia do? | |
| Russia told the world and told NATO, don't Don't even think about extending NATO membership to Zelensky and Ukraine. | |
| Don't think about it. | |
| Don't think about it. | |
| What did he do? | |
| They did that. | |
| What should he do? | |
| He means business. | |
| He doesn't bullshit people. | |
| He tells you exactly the truth. | |
| He doesn't lie. | |
| The worst thing in the world is when Putin says, I'm going to do this, he's going to do it. | |
| There's no kidding around with him. | |
| Why do you mess with the man? | |
| What is it? | |
| Why? | |
| Because it's the Lindsey Grahams, it's the NATOs, it's the neocons, it's the hawks, it's the war profiteers. | |
| Get it through your head, America. | |
| Russia ain't our... | |
| I've got no problem with them. | |
| None. | |
| And quit goading Iran. | |
| If somebody attacks Iran, Russia said, we're going to help you. | |
| You want to get involved in this? | |
| You want to get sucked up into this? | |
| Do you want to? | |
| You know why we're there. | |
| You know why we're there. | |
| This is bullshit. | |
| I've had enough of this. | |
| It's like, if we're going to screw up, let us screw up. | |
| Let us not screw up because of allegiances we have supporting regimes and presidents and factions that mean nothing to us. | |
| Nothing. | |
| We wish them well, but it's not our problem. | |
| Who agrees with me? | |
| Do you agree with me? | |
| It's not our problem. | |
| These aren't nice people. | |
| They're not great people. | |
| I don't care if they're not great people. | |
| What is this? | |
| I don't understand. | |
| Why are we doing this? | |
| Why are we insisting upon this? | |
|
Trump's Comingispers
00:06:20
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| Can you tell me this? | |
| I'm sick of this. | |
| I'm sick of this, especially when countries think they can do whatever they want because they think, well, we're going to back them. | |
| But if we tell these people, hey, listen, Buster, you're on your own, they'll change their tune immediately. | |
| You got what I'm saying? | |
| Who's with me? | |
| Are you with me on this? | |
| Raise your hand and you know it. | |
| Come on, show me. | |
| Ah, for the love of God, you people, you and your drugs and your long hair and your rock and roll. | |
| What's the matter with you? | |
| Okay. | |
| Where's my, uh, let me see here. | |
| Where is my word? | |
| I got my stuff. | |
| There we go. | |
| This is what I'm working for tonight. | |
| You're going to dig this one. | |
| One minute. | |
| That's not it. | |
| There we go. | |
| Okay. | |
| Now, have you ever heard a story? | |
| Have you ever heard My Hands Are Raised? | |
| Thank you, Faye. | |
| Faye Dalton, by the way. | |
| Faye Dalton was a big striptease act in the late 50s. | |
| I know she's going to deny it, but listen, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. | |
| Nothing to be embarrassed about. | |
| The Biden case. | |
| I don't care. | |
| We already talked about it. | |
| He's got cancer. | |
| He's had it for years. | |
| They're lying. | |
| Okay. | |
| And maybe they lied because, or they brought it up now because they're going to figure, listen, lay off the fact of the auto pen. | |
| We don't want you getting, learning anything deeper. | |
| We don't want you finding or asking questions as to who exactly ran the country for all these years, who actually had the auto pen, how many laws and... | |
| Orders were signed that he really knew nothing about. | |
| So what we'll do is we'll come along with this story now. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| And we'll bring up the cancer. | |
| But they've known this for years. | |
| And Jake Tapper's book doesn't even know about the cancer himself. | |
| Think about that. | |
| So Jake Tapper in the big expose, even his book doesn't account for the story. | |
| That rocked our world for about 20 minutes. | |
| There's nothing to it. | |
| He's not the president anymore. | |
| You want to talk about that? | |
| Talk about the 2020 election, how he got 81 million votes. | |
| And that's bullshit. | |
| How that was rigged. | |
| Talk about that. | |
| But listen, with all due respect to Joe Biden, I couldn't care less. | |
| I couldn't care less. | |
| I wish him the best. | |
| I'm not praying for harm. | |
| I'm not. | |
| When you're 80 years old, prostate cancer is so slow. | |
| Most men, if you live long enough, will die with evidence of prostate cancer. | |
| It's slow. | |
| How about this one? | |
| FBI. | |
| You have no idea what the Epstein suicide, what a slap in the face that is for me and people like you. | |
| Who believed in this government, at least this iteration of it. | |
| Moody's downgrades the U.S. credit rating. | |
| What does that mean? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I mean, I know, but... | |
| Some interpret this as a manufactured crisis to justify austerity measures, including taxation and the introduction of centralized digital currency. | |
| You know that coming, right? | |
| I don't think under Trump, but it's coming. | |
| Maybe not with Trump, but it's coming. | |
| Central Bank Digital Currency, CBDC, it's coming! | |
| It's coming! | |
| Okay? | |
| Severe weather and tornado threats. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| I'm telling you. | |
| Louisiana's weather modification bills. | |
| This is great news. | |
| Louisiana advances bills to ban weather modification practices amid debates over the legitimacy and ethics, and I would dare say the safety, of such. | |
| Supporters argue that these bills acknowledge the existence of clandestine weather manipulation programs validating long-held suspicions about government involvement. | |
| You know it and I know it. | |
| How about the UK-EU reset deal? | |
| The UK government, under Keir Starmer, is reportedly nearly finalizing a landmark reset deal with the US, aiming to improve relations and cooperation. | |
| The real story about what this is, is critics fear this deal undermines national sovereignty. | |
| This is what the New World Order is about. | |
| This is globalism. | |
| It's a step towards centralizing Europe. | |
| And where was the notion of the EU and the Euro decided? | |
| Where was it? | |
| At a Bilderberg meeting. | |
| Macron denounces cocaine train rumors. | |
| Remember that one? | |
| French President Macron. | |
| Macron. | |
| Condemns false claims alleging drug use during a train journey with European leaders. | |
| Now, some are saying the reason for this dismissal of the allegations indicates a coordinated effort to suppress damaging information and to double down again on trying to suppress and stifle and limit folks who are involved in things such as the world of... | |
| What am I trying to say? | |
| Oh, yes. | |
| Social media stuff. | |
| Coinbase just joined the S&P 500. | |
| Crypto is like AI. | |
| It's here, but nobody understands it. | |
| It's here, nobody understands it. | |
| I mean, when I say nobody, I mean, yeah. | |
|
Hate And Standstill
00:03:49
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| But it's one of those things where it is going to be, not is going to be, but it is everything. | |
| Going back to where I started off, my friends. | |
| We're hitting at an issue standstill right now. | |
| I love, I love, I love the great Judge Napolitano, and I love all his guests, but we're hitting a standstill. | |
| Mearsheimer's saying the same thing. | |
| Ritter's saying the same thing. | |
| Everybody's saying the same thing. | |
| Alistair Crook, Larry Jones, it's the same thing. | |
| You can watch one episode from a month ago, it's the same now. | |
| Do you think that Trump and Netanyahu have fallen apart? | |
| Do you think the love affair is over? | |
| Do you think that maybe? | |
| Yes. | |
| Yes. | |
| It's the same thing. | |
| Over. | |
| The four Oblasts plus Crimea? | |
| Yep. | |
| Yep. | |
| It's the same thing. | |
| I know I guess it's good if you want to find out new information, but I'm saying, I always look for new things, new areas to go on. | |
| This has hit critical mass. | |
| This has hit critical mass. | |
| Everybody's going to, I don't care about the Biden cancer thing. | |
| I mean, again, I don't wish him harm, but I say the story bores me. | |
| I'm looking elsewhere. | |
| We're at an impasse. | |
| Middle East impasse. | |
| Houthis. | |
| What's next in this thing? | |
| What's next? | |
| He's back from the Middle East, back to the domestic. | |
| He's going to have to make sure that he explicates in limbs and describes and speaks very specifically and very clearly as to what he actually... | |
| Accomplished. | |
| You hear what I'm saying? | |
| Because most Americans, as you know, don't understand it. | |
| Okay? | |
| Okay. | |
| That's all I'm going to say to you. | |
| Da-do-do-do-da-da-da-da. | |
| That's all I want to say to you. | |
| Okay? | |
| All right. | |
| Understand that. | |
| Everybody doing great? | |
| Thank you. | |
| Cut up. | |
| Thank you so much. | |
| I have a love-hate relationship with Lionel. | |
| I love learning the truth, but I hate it at the time, too, because it hurts. | |
| Well, there you go. | |
| That's one of the greatest things you could ever say to me. | |
| I thank you for that. | |
| Thank you for that. | |
| I will destroy any sense of team. | |
| Any sense of your belonging to a team. | |
| I am not a rah-rah boy. | |
| The moment Trump bleeds me the wrong way, I'm going to tell you. | |
| So far, though. | |
| Because when you see me say this, I'm telling you. | |
| Absolutely, 100%. | |
| On board with him. | |
| But Cash, and Don, Dan, what's with that haircut? | |
| Is it a ball? | |
| What is it? | |
| And Dan Bongino is going to want the limelight. | |
| And Cash, you're a fool, because he's going to be your Vivek Ramaswamy. | |
| See, Elon told Vivek. | |
| I'm the boss, not you. | |
| I'm the boss, not you. | |
| And notice, he's gone. | |
| Elon's just gone. | |
| The boy, the little Elon, gone. | |
| From sleeping on the condo, is Doe still around? | |
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Kissimmee Kissimmee Roll Call
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| I don't know. | |
| Gone. | |
| Into the night. | |
| My body's weak. | |
| I gotta run, no time to sleep. | |
| Ride like the wind. | |
| All right, my friends. | |
| Everybody happy? | |
| Everybody happy? | |
| Let's do a quick rundown. | |
| Let's do a quick geographic kind of a roll call. | |
| Come on, where's everybody from? | |
| Come on. | |
| Come on, dude. | |
| Come on. | |
| Here's Claudie. | |
| Claudie. | |
| Sending your love and hope and power, Claudie. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Sending your love. | |
| Sending your power. | |
| Sending your power. | |
| Where's everybody from? | |
| Iowa. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Iowa. | |
| Oh, I love this. | |
| Oregon, Kansas. | |
| This is the most beautiful thing. | |
| Look at this main lounge, this pastiche, this myriad of this mosaic, this concatenation, this conglomeration. | |
| Fairbanks, Alaska. | |
| Bay Area. | |
| Which Bay Area? | |
| California Bay Area? | |
| Tampa Bay Area? | |
| Don't know. | |
| Isn't that wonderful? | |
| Illinois, Massachusetts. | |
| M-A-S-S-A-C-H-U-S-E-W-D-S. | |
| Leicester, England. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Missouri. | |
| Why did they say Missouri? | |
| Why? | |
| Why? | |
| I don't understand. | |
| Cincinnati? | |
| Miami? | |
| Scotland? | |
| Seattle? | |
| Narragansett Bay? | |
| Medicine Hat, Alberta? | |
| Originally, Fresno. | |
| I like that. | |
| Originally? | |
| Originally, my mama. | |
| Hey, Foxes, look at this. | |
| Illinois? | |
| That's right. | |
| California? | |
| Ah, Kissimmee! | |
| Right next to Orlando. | |
| That's where I did my... | |
| Some people call it Kissimmee. | |
| Kissimmee. | |
| Kissimmee is a beautiful part. | |
| Central Florida. | |
| North Palm Beach, Florida. | |
| All right, dear friends. | |
| I want everybody to have a great day. | |
| Promise me. | |
| Thank you so much for being a part of this. | |
| Make sure you like this video. | |
| Like this video. | |
| Like, like, like, like, like. | |
| Are you subscribed? | |
| Are you subscribed? | |
| Turn us on to a friend of yours. | |
| Can't somebody say, hey, watch this guy. | |
| He's really good. | |
| Why? | |
| I don't know. | |
| What did you talk about? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Is he a conservative? | |
| Sometimes. | |
| Is he a liberal? | |
| No. | |
| Well, certain things he's rather progressive about. | |
| Frotage. | |
| You know it's true. | |
| So thank you. | |
| All right, dear friends. | |
| We'll see you later. | |
| Always stay tuned because I may just pop up. | |
| I love this format. | |
| It's so much easier. | |
| I throw the phone. | |
| I don't have to take the laptop and make a thumbnail and all that crap. | |
| Yes, it's so much easier. | |
| Okay? | |
| All right, my friends. | |
| Don't forget, every morning, tomorrow morning, 3 to 5 a.m.? | |
| They call it the other side of midnight. | |
| Technically speaking, 4 o 'clock in the afternoon is the other side of midnight, but I don't want to get into the semantics. | |
| All right, dear friends, have a great and glorious day. | |
| Don't ever change and mean that sincerely. | |
| And until then, remember these final words. | |
| Remember them. | |
| Commit them to memory. | |
| Pick your finger and write it in blood on your forehead. | |
| The monkey's dead. | |
| The show's over. | |
| Sue ya. | |