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May 20, 2025 - Lionel Nation
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This Isn’t News—It’s Pure 100% Weaponized Subtard PSYOP Insanity
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I was watching just my usual smattering of news this morning.
Or today.
And I came across something which is fascinating.
And it was called I guess it was Breaking Points or something.
And it was Crystal Ball and the other nice lady who says street and she laughs a lot.
Anyway.
They were talking about Theo Vaughn.
Have you ever watched Theo Vaughn, ladies and gentlemen?
Anybody watch Theo Vaughn?
Got a grand total of two people on so far.
Nope, now 55. From 2 to 55. Oh, we're rocking it.
Anybody see Theo Vaughn?
Wise old lady.
What do you think of Theo Vaughn?
What do you think of Theo?
Tell me.
Anybody?
Anybody tell me about Theo Vaughn?
Anybody like him?
There's a kind of an innocence, kind of a lovable dumbass, kind of a redneck.
Kind of a redneck, kind of a, you know, kind of a...
I find nothing even...
I mean, just like, I think he's lovable, but basically a dumbass.
He's a hick, you know, drug addict, recovered, good.
Not a whiz-bang, not a deep thinker, just kind of a nice guy.
And sometimes that's all it does, and I find it interesting.
The real thinkers out there, the real brilliant people, I don't know, I guess they're out there somewhere.
You don't really have to be.
I think Alex Jones is smarter than anybody will ever give him credit for.
But Theo Vaughn was on talking to this, or not, no, they were talking about his comment on Gaza.
And Crystal Ball says the word like every five seconds.
It is the most annoying thing.
And I haven't watched the show in a long time because I'm having a hard time taking her because she sounds like somebody's kid sister.
And like, I was so like...
I don't know if they told her to tone down the Israel thing.
I don't know what it is, but she's like full tilt boogie on the Israel thing.
And I'm, I'm, I'm, I don't want to say not bored on the Israel subject.
I understand it.
We're not, we're not saying anything new.
But anyway, so Theo Vaughn is talking and he says, I swear to God, quote, you know, he's got his hat on.
I'm not, I'm kidding.
He kind of has a certain thing.
I'm not a geologist.
Or a geographer.
He doesn't know geology.
Okay.
Well, there you go.
And I think in his own way, what he's trying to say was basically, look, I'm no expert in this.
I kind of don't know.
But I don't know.
I don't know what the story is.
But he doesn't know geology.
And they showed him in this moment, kids in Gaza destroyed, parents, and he put together this sentence.
I guess he was trying to say, he was trying to make the point that it was, it was, wait a minute, hang on, cut up chatter says, certain verbal formulas indicate failing.
By the way, cut up, I told you the other day, we got your, We got your wonderful gift.
I said this on the air the other day.
I said it.
I said it.
I said it 100%.
I want to make sure you know this.
100%.
Said it.
Thank you, Mrs. Ellen.
I thank you.
We said it.
Okay?
We said it.
Thank you very much.
But as I'm watching this, I thought, you know, this is nice.
This is quaint.
And maybe this is...
But he didn't say anything.
At least I didn't see the whole show.
I didn't see the whole speech in me.
I didn't see the whole everything.
But what I'm saying is, bless your heart, thank you so much.
We're all asleep sometimes.
But I'm not asleep.
Sleep?
What's that?
But I thought to myself, you know, this is nice in a way.
He's like the president's number one.
He took him to Qatar.
What does he say?
Listen, I think it's great.
Joe Rogan is the number one podcaster.
Theo Vaughn, from what I've heard, what does he say?
What do these people say?
People say, well, you know, but Barron Trump's a real fan.
For what?
What are they saying?
I sound like a snob.
I do.
We were raised on Carlin.
And before that, Lenny Bruce and Dick Gregory and Robert Klein, even though politically he's just off the wall.
But his comedy was genius.
Child of the 50s is the best, absolute best album I think I've ever heard in my life.
Theo Vaughn?
A bunch of people sitting around with you.
Half of these people...
Anyway.
I sound like a snob.
I know I do.
Or somebody says, oh, you don't know, you're just some old guy.
Look, the fact that Theo Vaughn is bringing people to the fore, which is great, but I swear to you, and Chappelle, I think in terms of being an actual...
Performance comic.
He's superb.
Timing delivery.
Louis C.K. His sexual peccadillo is notwithstanding.
Get those.
I need those.
I need 200 likes.
Don't make me do this all the time.
I'm tired of always telling you, I need my likes.
I need the likes.
Please.
I'm begging you.
But I'm just wondering.
This is lame.
It is so lame.
I'm glad people...
Look, you can like whatever you want, but this is it.
Joe Rogan is fantastic when it comes to his political ideology, and when it comes to Israel or whatever, there's a lot to be said about that.
Tucker Carlson is coming out, and Tucker Carlson has been terrific.
He's all over the...
Not all over, I shouldn't say this.
He's kind of like looking to land.
I think Tucker's enjoying perhaps more of a...
Of a legitimate approval and approbation from people, younger folks and younger people, than he ever did at Fox News.
Because I think the Fox News crowd is a whole other story.
But we have already hit, I've hit a saturation point as far as Israel, Palestine, Gaza.
I understand.
What are we talking about?
What are we going to keep talking about?
What are we going to...
I know the issues.
I know the issues.
We'll talk about the Zionism.
Katie Halper's been very good.
But it's the same thing.
Come on, I got 100 likes.
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Lucky filter.
Do you find yourself in that way?
I want something new.
I get bored.
I knew that.
I got that.
If I hear, is President Trump fed up with Bibi Netanyahu?
Oh my God!
How many times are we going to get done?
Today, there's going to be a phone call.
Maybe it's already occurred between President Trump and Vladimir Putin.
Let's see what happens with that.
You want to talk about that again?
I don't bore you to death because when it comes to any kind of coverage in this particular country, as of that subject, you can forget about it.
Forget it.
Okay?
I want you to understand something.
Join my politics.
I never signed on when I tell you something I say, as of today, I think Trump is great.
I think Kash Patel and Dan Bongino sold out.
Did you get my newsletter?
Did you get my newsletter?
Have you seen it?
Did you get this new one?
This is such horse shit about them saying, oh, it's suicide.
You just lost me, kid.
You lost me.
You lost Uncle Lenny.
You should have just kept your mouth shut.
Don't lie.
You know it and I know it.
You know it and I know it.
So stop it.
I don't know what's going on.
I think Pam Bondi has stopped going on Fox News.
I think people really want to...
I don't know.
I really don't know.
I think the one who's going to surprise us more than anybody else is Alina Haber as acting...
U.S. Attorney, I hope Janine Pirro goes in there and just starts kicking ass.
I want a rest.
And I'm also getting tired of this Bobby Kennedy.
Bobby Kennedy, I'm going to go in there.
I'm going to stop everything with vaccines.
And I'm going to come on autism.
Yeah, Bobby, go.
Yeah.
And we're going to go in there.
And I'm going to take it.
And the race.
And the vaccines.
And then, yes, anti-Marisol.
Yes, finally, finally, finally.
What does he do?
Red dye number three.
Red dye.
What are you, Lou Bega?
A little bit abandoned in my mind.
Mambo number three.
Red dye number three.
Marty McCary.
What are you doing?
What's going on here?
And then who was it?
Cash Patel.
Those eyes.
Cash Patel always looks like, what?
What?
And I'm not talking about the Strabismus.
What?
He's got those eyes.
And if you put her and...
Who is that chick who does...
Chick.
Who does Meet the Press?
The new one?
Cut Up says they all need a get-along shirt.
Yep.
They sure do.
Who is the woman?
What's her name?
She has these eyes like that.
She's on Meet the Press.
If you put her and Cash Patel on, my God, it looks like Cash Patel's obviously got the worst news possible.
But so far, he hasn't even done anything.
We've got 120 days, whatever.
Come on!
You've had enough time.
Something tells me, and I'm sorry, I think they're going to be full of shit.
Alright?
Something tells me right now, I would have gone in there like gangbusters.
Trump's doing this.
Trump's going to the Middle East.
Trump's going this.
He's saying he's doing the best he can.
And what's cash doing?
Well, Dan, what are you going to do?
Well, why don't we put a statement out about Epstein?
What?
Let me also tell you something.
This morning on ABC, this week I'll be on from 3 to 5. You know what stories?
We had a harbor master today.
That story regarding the ship, that story doesn't make any sense.
Nobody's buying this story.
You see what I'm talking about?
You know what I mean?
Nobody's buying it.
Nobody is buying this story.
I find it fascinating.
Why do you think that is?
Why don't you think people believe it to be true?
I don't know.
Why do you think this is possible?
What is going on here?
I don't understand.
It's fascinating to me.
People aren't buying the story.
See what I mean?
So going back to Theo Vaughn.
Good for you, Theo, but...
Is anybody an adult here?
I mean, Theo, maybe this political stuff ain't for you.
Everybody's going on a show, and it seems like, bless his heart, just so woefully, like, intellectually ill-equipped to handle this stuff.
I just don't think...
And this comedy, I don't know.
But he seems like a nice guy.
I think that's half the battle, right?
Am I right?
Of course I'm right.
I think it's half the battle.
I think he is.
He's doing half of his stuff and all that matters.
Now let me show you something.
A couple of things I'm working on for.
I guess this Eve, if that's what you want to call it.
This is pretty good.
Pretty good stuff.
Look at all these stupid men.
Oh, I get this.
This dumb.
Stupid mail.
This is stupid.
These emails are so stupid.
Anywho, where is it?
Where is it?
By the way, beautiful day here in the neighborhood.
I was thinking about walking around, but I don't know.
I'm not sure.
Ooh, I was doing some research today.
Operation Storm Fury.
This is from 58 to 83. The U.S. government program.
That attempted to weaken hurricanes by seeding clouds in the eye with silver iodine to change the direction of this.
Project Cirrus.
I love this stuff.
Tropospheric Tuning.
Scalar Weather Warfare.
Harp Induced.
Direct Energy Storm Control.
Hurricane Engineering.
I'm on ABC and I'm hitting them with this stuff and they are freaking out.
Oh, look at this.
Truth Social.
Let's see.
Trump's got an update on his talk with Mr. Putin.
Let's see what happens.
Okay, hang on a minute.
Let's see what's going on here.
This is good.
I'm not a big Truth Social fan.
I gain no followers on Truth Social.
I haven't gained any followers on Truth Social.
None.
Zero.
Let's see what's happening.
Hot Truth, Biden.
Let me see.
Cancer.
I'm so tired of this Biden cancer story.
Do you give a shit?
Who gives?
I don't care.
I mean, I'm sorry, but...
There's no meat to this story.
He lied about it.
I know.
Anything else?
Yes, that's it.
He lied about it.
What are we talking about?
How are we going to milk this thing for what it's worth?
Okay, let me see.
President Trump, here we go.
Here we go.
Just completed my two-hour call with President Vladimir Putin of Russia.
I believe it went very well.
Russia and Ukraine will immediately start negotiations toward a ceasefire and, more importantly, an end to the war.
E.D. says, Mr. L., most of my family won't speak to me because I posted up my painting of the Israeli soldier in love with the Palestinian princess.
Oh, your family is full of shit.
Leave them alone.
You don't need them.
Stick to your guns.
You've got to turn your back on your family.
I'm sorry.
What are they, morons?
Your family is morons.
Pardon my directness, but you've got to come to grips with it.
The conditions for that will be negotiated between the two parties as it can only be because they know details of a negotiation that nobody else would be aware of.
The tone?
White Monkey says, I've noticed that there are at least six different shows from six different counties.
Countries on Netflix about a solar event wiping out most of the population.
Ain't that something, dude?
Ain't that something?
There is a tremendous opportunity for Russia to create massive amounts of jobs and wealth.
Its potential is unlimited.
Well, then remove the sanctions, Mr. President.
Help Russia out.
They didn't do anything to us.
They posed, oh, no.
Believe me, they're not bothering us.
We're not throwing our money away at Russia.
It's Ukraine and that fraud Zelensky.
But you knew this.
In the process of rebuilding, the negotiation between Russia and Ukraine will begin immediately.
I have so informed President Zelensky of Ukraine, Ursula von der Leyen, President of the European Commission, Macron, Georgia Maloney, MERS, and Alexander Stubb of Finland during a call with me.
Immediately after the car with Putin, the Vatican, as represented by the Pope.
Okay, that's good.
That's good.
So, remove the sanctions.
Let's open up trade with Russia again.
Russia never did a goddamn thing to us.
Never.
Ever.
What do we have?
I've got no beef.
Who's got a beef with Russia?
What did Russia do?
Russia told the world and told NATO, don't Don't even think about extending NATO membership to Zelensky and Ukraine.
Don't think about it.
Don't think about it.
What did he do?
They did that.
What should he do?
He means business.
He doesn't bullshit people.
He tells you exactly the truth.
He doesn't lie.
The worst thing in the world is when Putin says, I'm going to do this, he's going to do it.
There's no kidding around with him.
Why do you mess with the man?
What is it?
Why?
Because it's the Lindsey Grahams, it's the NATOs, it's the neocons, it's the hawks, it's the war profiteers.
Get it through your head, America.
Russia ain't our...
I've got no problem with them.
None.
And quit goading Iran.
If somebody attacks Iran, Russia said, we're going to help you.
You want to get involved in this?
You want to get sucked up into this?
Do you want to?
You know why we're there.
You know why we're there.
This is bullshit.
I've had enough of this.
It's like, if we're going to screw up, let us screw up.
Let us not screw up because of allegiances we have supporting regimes and presidents and factions that mean nothing to us.
Nothing.
We wish them well, but it's not our problem.
Who agrees with me?
Do you agree with me?
It's not our problem.
These aren't nice people.
They're not great people.
I don't care if they're not great people.
What is this?
I don't understand.
Why are we doing this?
Why are we insisting upon this?
Can you tell me this?
I'm sick of this.
I'm sick of this, especially when countries think they can do whatever they want because they think, well, we're going to back them.
But if we tell these people, hey, listen, Buster, you're on your own, they'll change their tune immediately.
You got what I'm saying?
Who's with me?
Are you with me on this?
Raise your hand and you know it.
Come on, show me.
Ah, for the love of God, you people, you and your drugs and your long hair and your rock and roll.
What's the matter with you?
Okay.
Where's my, uh, let me see here.
Where is my word?
I got my stuff.
There we go.
This is what I'm working for tonight.
You're going to dig this one.
One minute.
That's not it.
There we go.
Okay.
Now, have you ever heard a story?
Have you ever heard My Hands Are Raised?
Thank you, Faye.
Faye Dalton, by the way.
Faye Dalton was a big striptease act in the late 50s.
I know she's going to deny it, but listen, there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Nothing to be embarrassed about.
The Biden case.
I don't care.
We already talked about it.
He's got cancer.
He's had it for years.
They're lying.
Okay.
And maybe they lied because, or they brought it up now because they're going to figure, listen, lay off the fact of the auto pen.
We don't want you getting, learning anything deeper.
We don't want you finding or asking questions as to who exactly ran the country for all these years, who actually had the auto pen, how many laws and...
Orders were signed that he really knew nothing about.
So what we'll do is we'll come along with this story now.
You know what I mean?
And we'll bring up the cancer.
But they've known this for years.
And Jake Tapper's book doesn't even know about the cancer himself.
Think about that.
So Jake Tapper in the big expose, even his book doesn't account for the story.
That rocked our world for about 20 minutes.
There's nothing to it.
He's not the president anymore.
You want to talk about that?
Talk about the 2020 election, how he got 81 million votes.
And that's bullshit.
How that was rigged.
Talk about that.
But listen, with all due respect to Joe Biden, I couldn't care less.
I couldn't care less.
I wish him the best.
I'm not praying for harm.
I'm not.
When you're 80 years old, prostate cancer is so slow.
Most men, if you live long enough, will die with evidence of prostate cancer.
It's slow.
How about this one?
FBI.
You have no idea what the Epstein suicide, what a slap in the face that is for me and people like you.
Who believed in this government, at least this iteration of it.
Moody's downgrades the U.S. credit rating.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
I mean, I know, but...
Some interpret this as a manufactured crisis to justify austerity measures, including taxation and the introduction of centralized digital currency.
You know that coming, right?
I don't think under Trump, but it's coming.
Maybe not with Trump, but it's coming.
Central Bank Digital Currency, CBDC, it's coming!
It's coming!
Okay?
Severe weather and tornado threats.
Oh my God.
I'm telling you.
Louisiana's weather modification bills.
This is great news.
Louisiana advances bills to ban weather modification practices amid debates over the legitimacy and ethics, and I would dare say the safety, of such.
Supporters argue that these bills acknowledge the existence of clandestine weather manipulation programs validating long-held suspicions about government involvement.
You know it and I know it.
How about the UK-EU reset deal?
The UK government, under Keir Starmer, is reportedly nearly finalizing a landmark reset deal with the US, aiming to improve relations and cooperation.
The real story about what this is, is critics fear this deal undermines national sovereignty.
This is what the New World Order is about.
This is globalism.
It's a step towards centralizing Europe.
And where was the notion of the EU and the Euro decided?
Where was it?
At a Bilderberg meeting.
Macron denounces cocaine train rumors.
Remember that one?
French President Macron.
Macron.
Condemns false claims alleging drug use during a train journey with European leaders.
Now, some are saying the reason for this dismissal of the allegations indicates a coordinated effort to suppress damaging information and to double down again on trying to suppress and stifle and limit folks who are involved in things such as the world of...
What am I trying to say?
Oh, yes.
Social media stuff.
Coinbase just joined the S&P 500.
Crypto is like AI.
It's here, but nobody understands it.
It's here, nobody understands it.
I mean, when I say nobody, I mean, yeah.
But it's one of those things where it is going to be, not is going to be, but it is everything.
Going back to where I started off, my friends.
We're hitting at an issue standstill right now.
I love, I love, I love the great Judge Napolitano, and I love all his guests, but we're hitting a standstill.
Mearsheimer's saying the same thing.
Ritter's saying the same thing.
Everybody's saying the same thing.
Alistair Crook, Larry Jones, it's the same thing.
You can watch one episode from a month ago, it's the same now.
Do you think that Trump and Netanyahu have fallen apart?
Do you think the love affair is over?
Do you think that maybe?
Yes.
Yes.
It's the same thing.
Over.
The four Oblasts plus Crimea?
Yep.
Yep.
It's the same thing.
I know I guess it's good if you want to find out new information, but I'm saying, I always look for new things, new areas to go on.
This has hit critical mass.
This has hit critical mass.
Everybody's going to, I don't care about the Biden cancer thing.
I mean, again, I don't wish him harm, but I say the story bores me.
I'm looking elsewhere.
We're at an impasse.
Middle East impasse.
Houthis.
What's next in this thing?
What's next?
He's back from the Middle East, back to the domestic.
He's going to have to make sure that he explicates in limbs and describes and speaks very specifically and very clearly as to what he actually...
Accomplished.
You hear what I'm saying?
Because most Americans, as you know, don't understand it.
Okay?
Okay.
That's all I'm going to say to you.
Da-do-do-do-da-da-da-da.
That's all I want to say to you.
Okay?
All right.
Understand that.
Everybody doing great?
Thank you.
Cut up.
Thank you so much.
I have a love-hate relationship with Lionel.
I love learning the truth, but I hate it at the time, too, because it hurts.
Well, there you go.
That's one of the greatest things you could ever say to me.
I thank you for that.
Thank you for that.
I will destroy any sense of team.
Any sense of your belonging to a team.
I am not a rah-rah boy.
The moment Trump bleeds me the wrong way, I'm going to tell you.
So far, though.
Because when you see me say this, I'm telling you.
Absolutely, 100%.
On board with him.
But Cash, and Don, Dan, what's with that haircut?
Is it a ball?
What is it?
And Dan Bongino is going to want the limelight.
And Cash, you're a fool, because he's going to be your Vivek Ramaswamy.
See, Elon told Vivek.
I'm the boss, not you.
I'm the boss, not you.
And notice, he's gone.
Elon's just gone.
The boy, the little Elon, gone.
From sleeping on the condo, is Doe still around?
I don't know.
Gone.
Into the night.
My body's weak.
I gotta run, no time to sleep.
Ride like the wind.
All right, my friends.
Everybody happy?
Everybody happy?
Let's do a quick rundown.
Let's do a quick geographic kind of a roll call.
Come on, where's everybody from?
Come on.
Come on, dude.
Come on.
Here's Claudie.
Claudie.
Sending your love and hope and power, Claudie.
You know what I mean?
Sending your love.
Sending your power.
Sending your power.
Where's everybody from?
Iowa.
Look at this.
Iowa.
Oh, I love this.
Oregon, Kansas.
This is the most beautiful thing.
Look at this main lounge, this pastiche, this myriad of this mosaic, this concatenation, this conglomeration.
Fairbanks, Alaska.
Bay Area.
Which Bay Area?
California Bay Area?
Tampa Bay Area?
Don't know.
Isn't that wonderful?
Illinois, Massachusetts.
M-A-S-S-A-C-H-U-S-E-W-D-S.
Leicester, England.
Look at this.
Missouri.
Why did they say Missouri?
Why?
Why?
I don't understand.
Cincinnati?
Miami?
Scotland?
Seattle?
Narragansett Bay?
Medicine Hat, Alberta?
Originally, Fresno.
I like that.
Originally?
Originally, my mama.
Hey, Foxes, look at this.
Illinois?
That's right.
California?
Ah, Kissimmee!
Right next to Orlando.
That's where I did my...
Some people call it Kissimmee.
Kissimmee.
Kissimmee is a beautiful part.
Central Florida.
North Palm Beach, Florida.
All right, dear friends.
I want everybody to have a great day.
Promise me.
Thank you so much for being a part of this.
Make sure you like this video.
Like this video.
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Turn us on to a friend of yours.
Can't somebody say, hey, watch this guy.
He's really good.
Why?
I don't know.
What did you talk about?
I don't know.
Is he a conservative?
Sometimes.
Is he a liberal?
No.
Well, certain things he's rather progressive about.
Frotage.
You know it's true.
So thank you.
All right, dear friends.
We'll see you later.
Always stay tuned because I may just pop up.
I love this format.
It's so much easier.
I throw the phone.
I don't have to take the laptop and make a thumbnail and all that crap.
Yes, it's so much easier.
Okay?
All right, my friends.
Don't forget, every morning, tomorrow morning, 3 to 5 a.m.?
They call it the other side of midnight.
Technically speaking, 4 o 'clock in the afternoon is the other side of midnight, but I don't want to get into the semantics.
All right, dear friends, have a great and glorious day.
Don't ever change and mean that sincerely.
And until then, remember these final words.
Remember them.
Commit them to memory.
Pick your finger and write it in blood on your forehead.
The monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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