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| I try to figure out new ways to explain our world. | |
| It's what I'm trying to do. | |
| New ways to explain our world. | |
| You know, what are we seeing? | |
| What am I thinking? | |
| What are we doing? | |
| What's going on? | |
| New ways, new means, new to explain our world. | |
| And I don't know how to do it. | |
| But I'm coming up with new ways. | |
| And I have the idea for a new show. | |
| Raul says, Trump is kicking ass and taking names. | |
| I hope so. | |
| Kathleen says, love it when Lionel walks outside. | |
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Beautiful Hudson Day
00:02:21
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| That is it. | |
| I did it today, Kathleen. | |
| I know it was gratuitous. | |
| First of all, it is so low. | |
| I don't know if my phone is... | |
| It was the worst video ever. | |
| I couldn't see with the sun. | |
| But it was wild. | |
| I was so... | |
| Thrilled today. | |
| I turned a corner and there was an Al Sharpton demonstration in front of Mount Sinai. | |
| I don't even know what the hell it was about. | |
| DEI? | |
| I wanted to get that, but... | |
| But we went up and down the... | |
| Well, not up and down, but it was on the Hudson today. | |
| It was the most beautiful day. | |
| It's hard to be upset. | |
| And there were people out there and just... | |
| People in babies with bikinis getting sun and this and that and kids and... | |
| Moms, and they had the most unique, and I showed you, they have, in the old days, you know when you would see a slide, they have that nice foam, foamy kind of a give, you know, the surface. | |
| So when kids fall, break their heads, they don't die immediately. | |
| But anyway, there's that kind of a give. | |
| Anyway, they don't have... | |
| They don't have, you know, gym swings and things like that before. | |
| It's this design now that's so space-age. | |
| I was going to bring that up to your attention. | |
| Mrs. L, I brought her this morning at, what time was that? | |
| Before 6? | |
| About a quarter to 6. And she went downtown and she was a part of this incredible event called the Heat Initiative. | |
| Please go see her on Lynn's Warriors. | |
| She did a Live at Five today. | |
| Of all of the events that she does, of all the events that she has done, she said this was the most symbolic, | |
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Fentanyl's Media War
00:05:46
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| not symbolic, the most Captivating, the most touching, the most incredible, the most well-organized, but people from across the spectrum, people who would normally be, dare I say, not necessarily Consonant politically. | |
| There were non-binaries and trans folks and there were conservatives and there were people and organizations who were behind this. | |
| I don't know if I want to read off the list. | |
| You would be shocked because it deals with the issue of fentanyl in particular, but how the media, social media, are killing kids. | |
| Killing them. | |
| And it's not a matter of just fooling around. | |
| It's dead. | |
| We are dead serious. | |
| Very serious. | |
| Exceedingly serious. | |
| What's also very important to note... | |
| So that was that. | |
| And by the way, speaking of... | |
| I am not one for the mob genre. | |
| Or genre, as people say. | |
| And you know what I'm talking about. | |
| There are Sammy the Bull and Michael Franzese and blah, blah, blah. | |
| And the reason for that is that I just I love when these people who are not in any way connected with the mob or the mafia all of a sudden they are pretending to be. | |
| Anyway, look, it's a free country. | |
| But there is a fellow you may have heard named John Or as Tucker would say, and the British would say, a man called John A. Light. | |
| Or Elite. | |
| Depending upon where you're from. | |
| He's Albanian. | |
| He has a big to do with the Gadis. | |
| I don't even know what the story is. | |
| But his daughter, Chelsea I believe, died when she took I don't know what it was, a Percocet or something, and was poisoned by fentanyl. | |
| Not fentanyl. | |
| Fentanyl. | |
| Okay? | |
| And so I talked to him on the phone. | |
| I said, you know what? | |
| I'd like to pursue this. | |
| Very nice gentleman. | |
| I said, I don't want to talk about the mob. | |
| I'm not interested. | |
| But what I do want to talk about is how people are coming together. | |
| So we have an ex... | |
| We have a mobster, a mafioso, or technically he's not a made guy. | |
| He can't be, he's Albanian. | |
| In any event, and by the way, not being made is a really good thing. | |
| You don't want to be, you don't want to be made. | |
| But I wanted to talk to him, and maybe we'll still do this, but it's about this horror involving fentanyl. | |
| That's what we're talking about. | |
| That is what we're talking about. | |
| These are the things which I absolutely find so monumentally critical. | |
| But Mrs. L was there with a number of people today. | |
| Is fentanyl and trafficking related? | |
| Well, yeah, you could traffic in fentanyl. | |
| Oh, you mean human trafficking? | |
| I'm sure it is. | |
| Part of the cartels. | |
| So, we're going to be talking about that. | |
| And what's also very interesting to note is that with everything that we've discussed so far, and this is even more fascinating, even more fascinating, I want to discuss something with you. | |
| Ladies and gentlemen, Kelly McKinnon, by the way, says, I love the live vibe in New York. | |
| See, I'm going to do this. | |
| Do you like Kelly? | |
| And by the way, thank you. | |
| Do you like the shaky camera? | |
| They had... | |
| We had that circle line was out there. | |
| Next, we're going to go down. | |
| I'm going to take you down to more of Chelsea. | |
| Our favorite place, the frying pan. | |
| It's a dock. | |
| It's a barge, which was used to connect trains. | |
| Anyway, it's hard to explain. | |
| But that's down. | |
| That's a really neat place. | |
| What is the name of that entertainment? | |
| There is the biggest studio. | |
| I showed you this. | |
| Pier 97, but it's the biggest Pier Entertainment Compound. | |
| Phenomenal. | |
| Phenomenal. | |
| Anyway, God bless the folks at the Parks Department. | |
| Very nice people. | |
| All walks of life. | |
| All So I'm going to do it. | |
| It's fun! | |
| I mean, it really is. | |
| It's kind of lightening the load a little bit. | |
| And people seem to like it. | |
| And it's my own particular commentary, which is so unique. | |
| But the video is bad. | |
| I was looking, maybe I get a new one. | |
| Nah, I'm going to do that. | |
| That's good enough. | |
| Anthony Comey is doing Gig Young and the Osborne. | |
| I'm taking you to... | |
| Did you see that? | |
| I showed them that bottle. | |
| You know that bottle that's on the side? | |
| That art? | |
| You know there's seats inside? | |
| I don't know what the hell this thing is. | |
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Mike Lindell's MyPillow Empire
00:03:46
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| People look at it. | |
| What is it? | |
| You go in it. | |
| They have the kayaking. | |
| In any event, dear friends. | |
| So here's my idea for a show. | |
| You ready for this? | |
| You might get a kick out of this. | |
| This is my idea for a show. | |
| It's a great idea. | |
| A fantastic idea. | |
| And I want to tell you all about it. | |
| But first, I want to remind you of something. | |
| Our good friend from the beginning has always been Mike Lindell. | |
| And don't forget what Mike Lindell stands for. | |
| And that he's never gone away. | |
| All the others have. | |
| Did you hear where MSDNC might be going to? | |
| Either Hudson Yards or Englewood or something where CNBC is. | |
| They don't even want... | |
| 30 Rock wants nothing to do with them. | |
| Did you hear this? | |
| They want nothing. | |
| They're saying, get out of here! | |
| So they're collapsing as we speak. | |
| But Mike Lindell's still there. | |
| And here's why. | |
| You know, when it comes to comfort, support, and a good night's sleep, my friends, MyPillow has revolutionized the way millions of Americans rest their heads with unmatched quality, cutting-edge design, and a commitment to American-made excellence. | |
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| Right to your doorstep. | |
| That's right, my friend. | |
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| They're on a mission. | |
| A mission to transform the sleep experience with a wide variety of products beyond their signature pillows. | |
| Whether you're looking for supportive Adjustable pillows, luxurious Giza Dream sheets, cozy towel, mattress toppers that cradle your body in comfort. | |
| MyPillow offers it all. | |
| And with their 60-day money-back guarantee and a 10-year warranty, you can be confident that MyPillow stands behind every product they sell. | |
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| No more waking up with that sore neck. | |
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| And it doesn't stop at pillows. | |
| MyPillow's Giza Dream Sheets, made from the finest Egyptian cotton, offer a smooth, breathable, and luxurious feel, turning your bed into a sleep heaven. | |
| So right now, my friends, do the right thing. | |
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| It's easy for me to say MyPillow.com, promo code Lionel, or call 800-645-4965. | |
| Simply the best. | |
| Trust me. | |
| Let me take my idea for a new show. | |
| And you're going to hear me out on this one. | |
| I want to do a show that nobody could... | |
| They can't do it on Fox or Newsmax. | |
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Why She Marches Against Trump
00:15:30
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| Nobody would want to do it. | |
| But I do. | |
| And it's called Inside the Mind. | |
| I will call them a liberal, even though they're not liberals. | |
| And every now and then I will have someone who is perfect, and maybe you know them. | |
| And in one case, I know somebody who has absolutely no interest in doing anything, virtually anything, but she will march with others in that 50-51, that's 5-0-5-0-1 against Trump, and she can't articulate what she doesn't like about Trump. | |
| Okay, fine. | |
| Okay. | |
| But here's one I heard today. | |
| I hate Donald Trump. | |
| Okay. | |
| I thought this was interesting. | |
| Why? | |
| Follow me through this. | |
| Maybe you know this. | |
| Because he is picking up people. | |
| Innocent people off the street. | |
| And either deporting them or sending them places they don't belong or something along those lines. | |
| He is doing this to innocent, innocent people. | |
| Innocent. | |
| And I said, well, what about the news? | |
| You know, ever since he's been involved, I don't even look at the news. | |
| Now let me listen to this. | |
| I said, well, are there things that you're interested in? | |
| And I heard this and said, yes. | |
| If there's one thing that I care about, if there's one thing that would get me paying attention or sentient or whatever you want to call it, it's animals. | |
| Animals. | |
| I would have loved to have had a show where I get to sit there and say, you know what, I know what you mean. | |
| And I would falsely say that I agree with it. | |
| Because in as much as I love, I think animals are one. | |
| Today, I was telling you, the dogs, the dogs that bring people so much. | |
| Remember those border collies? | |
| The Muscovy ducks, we don't see them. | |
| It was just one. | |
| But remember they had these border collies that they would let out and they would chase the Muscovies. | |
| It was interesting. | |
| But dogs bring so much love. | |
| Wonderful. | |
| Terrific. | |
| Helping the law enforcement and military and not only that, but just kids and helping with that. | |
| God bless them. | |
| But I'm sorry they don't compare to humans. | |
| Maybe theoretically people say, well, you know, they're better. | |
| But I think of people like Lake and Riley and all of the people like Mrs. L today. | |
| You've got, please... | |
| I'm going to give you this link right here. | |
| I'm going to give you this link, and I want you to listen to me carefully. | |
| I want you to go to Lynn's Warriors, but in particular, you've got to find this one, her life, and it was so terrific. | |
| She's meeting with parents who are so beside themselves. | |
| They are so wracked with guilt. | |
| They will never see their child again. | |
| Never. | |
| Never. | |
| And here we go. | |
| This is her link. | |
| I want you to go to it and I want you to subscribe. | |
| She's gone. | |
| And the amount of work she puts in, let me tell you something. | |
| She doesn't just sit back and tweet. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Which is fine. | |
| I mean, don't get me wrong. | |
| That's good. | |
| But she's going to be going to Washington. | |
| I'll let her tell you where she meets with the people in Washington. | |
| With the best administration, by the way, there is. | |
| Albany. | |
| Early morning trains. | |
| You've got to get there. | |
| You've got to get there four. | |
| To get to D.C.? | |
| What time is it? | |
| About four? | |
| To get there early enough? | |
| It's about two and a half hours. | |
| And even with the Acela, which is... | |
| So she's there fighting for this. | |
| And she's with... | |
| There were people... | |
| I don't give a... | |
| Damn about trans people. | |
| I think you're the same way. | |
| We don't care. | |
| But there were people who were showing this. | |
| Everybody had loved ones. | |
| They had conservatives. | |
| They had Trump supporters. | |
| All of a sudden they go up and your kid's in bed dead. | |
| You know what it's like? | |
| You walk up to your kid and they're stiff. | |
| They're dead. | |
| They're cold. | |
| You're a child. | |
| But goodnight mom, goodnight. | |
| Boom. | |
| And you're wondering, what did I do? | |
| Was it me? | |
| Could I have done something? | |
| It's the most horrible thing in the world. | |
| And death, as you know, is not necessarily, I don't want to say it's not pretty, but it can be in various throats. | |
| This is what these people were, these parents. | |
| And they're saying there's no such thing as an overdose. | |
| There's no such thing. | |
| It's a poison. | |
| I can't overdose you. | |
| One little micro dot of this and you're dead. | |
| In any event. | |
| So she was there. | |
| And we're talking to a friend of ours. | |
| She goes, yeah, I know, but you know, I'm not animals. | |
| Animals, I would. | |
| So she thinks that Donald Trump is pulling innocent people off of the street, just throwing them on a bus or a train and taking them to some prison. | |
| Now when I hear about people who were mistakenly thrown into the throes and the jaws of a callous system, I think of January 6th. | |
| This person, a friend of ours, and their friends, would say, no, those people were criminals. | |
| Those people were criminals. | |
| They were, no, no, no, no. | |
| They were criminals. | |
| They were bad. | |
| Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. | |
| Right. | |
| This is what they, honest to God, they think this. | |
| Because they're told to think this. | |
| And I would love To sit there and say, so let me explain something to you. | |
| Let's take, and in my show, I would never let on. | |
| I would make them think I'm one of them. | |
| And I would start off with, I can't believe these people, they're dreamers, they came here. | |
| And I would start off by saying something like, they came here with a dream for their family. | |
| A dream to be a part of this great country of ours? | |
| Now what does this guy do? | |
| He picks them up because of the way they look. | |
| Supposedly he has gang tattoos. | |
| So what if he had gang? | |
| I don't even know if they were gang tattoos. | |
| I'm going to say exactly. | |
| And even if he did have gang tattoos, so what? | |
| Some of his supporters have swastikas. | |
| Of course I'm going to exaggerate. | |
| And I'm going to make them think. | |
| And I'm going to keep flashing on my show that I'm pretending to be this one. | |
| And then it happens. | |
| And this is when I will push the button and you watching on TV will say, here we go. | |
| This is when it switches. | |
| And then I'm going to say, and you know what these people always tell me? | |
| And maybe you do too. | |
| They have the nerve to say, yeah, but they were here illegally. | |
| These are the people from under the cliff. | |
| They were here illegally. | |
| What do you say when people say that? | |
| I mean, I don't know if that even matters to me, but... | |
| What do you say if they say, well, you're not supposed to be here. | |
| They're breaking the law. | |
| Have you run into that? | |
| I kind of avoid it. | |
| Now, remember, this is me pretending to be, because I want to see what they say. | |
| Because I want to go into their mind. | |
| What do they think? | |
| Why is it? | |
| And then they say, you know what's funny? | |
| You're not going to believe this. | |
| This really shocked me. | |
| I want to show you something. | |
| Look at this. | |
| This is the deportation schedule and race of Barack Obama. | |
| Look at it. | |
| Can you believe that? | |
| He must have been on the take or something. | |
| And then Clinton and this and that. | |
| Did you see Hillary Clinton? | |
| Oh my God. | |
| And you know what's interesting too is, and I stay away from this, but you know that there are sometimes, it's one thing if you're New York City. | |
| But if you're a small town that they kind of converge, they can destroy a criminal justice system. | |
| We have a friend in the family who one day the principal came and said, this is so-and-so. | |
| He's from Cuba. | |
| He's in your class. | |
| This is a public school. | |
| This is in Florida. | |
| And she said, um, okay. | |
| Middle of the year. | |
| Doesn't speak a lick of English. | |
| Boom. | |
| What do you do? | |
| Back to my show. | |
| Back to my show. | |
| I mean, I kind of see their point. | |
| You know, these parents, they'll say, my kid doesn't even have enough study or attention or one-on-one teaching as it is, and now we have these new people. | |
| What is going on here? | |
| What do you say about that? | |
| And I would... | |
| Hold them up until I got them. | |
| And you'd be watching and you would be shocked because they never thought about this. | |
| Because they are told today, remember when you were a kid, 9 times 8 is 72. I don't care whether you understand what that means. | |
| I don't care if you understand what multiplication is. | |
| But when you hear 9 times 8, you say 72. Do I make myself clear? | |
| I don't care with you. | |
| So when you say this, when you say Trump, you say bad. | |
| Do you see Trump? | |
| 48? | |
| He's doing this to troll these people. | |
| They had a picture of Eric wearing the 48 hat. | |
| Not good. | |
| Some people can wear a hat. | |
| Some people can't. | |
| Just saying. | |
| Haven't heard much from Eric. | |
| Or, Don Jr. has kind of been in the... | |
| Anyway. | |
| So I realize these people are just out of their minds. | |
| They don't know anything. | |
| But on my show, I would lure them. | |
| And I would say, what do you say to them? | |
| Because here's what people would have to say on my show. | |
| I would say, hello, I'm what you call the TDS. | |
| And here's what it is. | |
| I was raised, so to speak, or was conditioned to hate Trump. | |
| I really don't care what he does. | |
| I just hate him. | |
| And my friends hate him. | |
| And when I go to work, by the way, this friend of mine happens to be kind of in the media, and when I go to work and meet other people, we all share our hatred for Donald Trump. | |
| And I really don't care. | |
| You know, I just hate him. | |
| I hate him. | |
| Everything he does, I hate. | |
| He's mean. | |
| And if he wants to pick people up off the street, I hate him for that. | |
| Lori Cuck, ladies and gentlemen, says, have you seen immigration gumballs? | |
| I have not. | |
| Where would one see that? | |
| Is that on X? | |
| Is that a what is that called? | |
| An STD or something? | |
| I don't know what that is. | |
| What is immigration gumballs and where would one find it? | |
| We'll wait a second or two. | |
| I like this one. | |
| Scott, I stopped listening to talk radio when they cancelled AJ, but yeah, our bell was great. | |
| Oh, there's no doubt about it. | |
| Oh, YouTube. | |
| Okay, we're going to do the immigration gumballs on it. | |
| We're going to get to the bottom of that. | |
| We're going to find that out. | |
| So these are these people that, you know, and they really don't matter. | |
| I'm not going to tell you again what needs to be done. | |
| But we're going to have to teach people. | |
| Now, have you heard this story about Shannon Sharp? | |
| Have you heard this? | |
| Okay. | |
| Have you heard Shannon Sharp? | |
| Club Shay Shay? | |
| I would love to represent him. | |
| Let me tell you why. | |
| It's not what you think. | |
| I told you that I want to make new law. | |
| I don't like the insanity defense because it doesn't really, most people know what they've done. | |
| I'm going to say, ladies and gentlemen, this is my client, this is Mr. Sharp. | |
| He's retarded. | |
| Listen to him. | |
| Have you heard him? | |
| He's one of the dumbest-sounding people. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I know you're going to say racist. | |
| It's not racist. | |
| Listen to him. | |
| What a fool. | |
| Who is it who puts in text messages, I want to choke you? | |
| Can you raise your hand, please? | |
| Anybody out there? | |
| Have you ever thought about this? | |
| Anybody? | |
| Anybody? | |
| Have you ever thought? | |
| My text messages are so sterile as it is. | |
| But do you think, do you think, unless, what's the one that slips away that supposedly disappears? | |
| Is it, is it, what's that called? | |
| Chat and say, or, what is the other thing where you text or tweet and it goes away, it disappears? | |
| Snapchat, is that, is that legit? | |
| You can freeze it. | |
| Why do people do this? | |
| Why do people write this down? | |
| Why? | |
| You're making more money. | |
| Cat Williams made you. | |
| Oh yeah, you were doing the whatever it is. | |
| But he sounds like a chitrull. | |
| He's babbo. | |
| I mean, he looks seriously Like somebody doing a character, like a Richard Pryor character. | |
| I mean, he's just an idiot. | |
| And I was fascinated by this today. | |
| And now he's being cut from everything. | |
| Everything. | |
| Because of this allegation of this woman. | |
| Sol says, I would tell people on the left with TDS that I identify with a conspiracy theorist. | |
| My pronouns are... | |
| Told you so. | |
| Well, that'll make friends. | |
| I'm telling you right about that. | |
| I don't even bother. | |
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Arguing Both Sides
00:15:28
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| I play with them. | |
| I had a cat one time who found a mouse. | |
| And you know that most cats really don't, they don't, they're not hungry. | |
| The cat says, I've got tender vittles. | |
| I don't want this thing. | |
| I'll torture it to death, but I don't want to consume it. | |
| Until later on I found some entrails on the door, you know, like a little tail, you know. | |
| Whatever the delicacy of the mouse was, the cat said, there you go, thanks a lot, thank you! | |
| Hey! | |
| Ooh, a tail! | |
| But I saw this one time, and the cat didn't, it just, and the mouse says, are you going to get this over with? | |
| And the cat says, I'm not going to, I'm just going to kind of fuck around with you. | |
| So we go like this. | |
| And go like that. | |
| And go like that. | |
| And the claws weren't even extended. | |
| It was just like tapping it. | |
| And the mouse would say, would you come on? | |
| So stupid. | |
| And they looked at each other. | |
| And finally, I think he just walked away. | |
| That's what I like to do with these people. | |
| I like to be the cat. | |
| Little mouse. | |
| Go like that. | |
| Just tap them. | |
| It's fun. | |
| Because I love these people. | |
| What am I going to do? | |
| Get upset over this? | |
| No. | |
| Today there was a... | |
| I think I'll show... | |
| Maybe I'll show you this. | |
| It was very nice. | |
| There were these people sitting in front of... | |
| Maybe I missed the first part. | |
| It was Al Sharpton, National Action Network. | |
| Al wasn't there, at least when I showed up. | |
| It was after my perambulation. | |
| And they were all African-Americans. | |
| They had a gospel singer. | |
| And I... | |
| They said DEI or whatever. | |
| But I couldn't figure out what exactly was it. | |
| I think it was in front of the Mount Sinai. | |
| Is there anybody you're directing this towards? | |
| Why are you here? | |
| Lori says, I ask Trump haters if they know about the kids. | |
| Why do you engage? | |
| Lori, you can't engage. | |
| You can't engage. | |
| You have to say, you know what? | |
| You're missing the point. | |
| Let me stop right now. | |
| Lori in particular. | |
| Lori, you're not having fun. | |
| You've got to be like the cat. | |
| What are you doing? | |
| I love to say, I know what you mean. | |
| I hate Trump. | |
| Say it. | |
| And watch him, and they'll say, ooh, I found somebody. | |
| I hate him. | |
| I don't even know what he has to say. | |
| I don't even know what... | |
| And then, make yourself sound stupid. | |
| I don't even know what... | |
| You know what? | |
| I couldn't tell you anybody in his cabinet, or whatever, who's the guy with the... | |
| I don't even know. | |
| And that wife, and those kids, eh, I hate them. | |
| And they'll say, yeah, you're right. | |
| No, no, no, you don't understand. | |
| And I'm supposed... | |
| And they'll be telling me, oh, you don't have a reason. | |
| Here's the mouse. | |
| You don't have to have a reason. | |
| Why do I have to have a reason? | |
| I hate Jell-O. | |
| I always hate Jell-O. | |
| Do I have to have a reason for that? | |
| It makes me throw up. | |
| If I eat Jell-O, I throw up. | |
| Which is true. | |
| When I was a kid, I couldn't eat it. | |
| I still can't. | |
| I hate it. | |
| It's like, what is this? | |
| Do I have to give you a reason why I'm throwing at him? | |
| No. | |
| The fact that I'm throwing at him means something. | |
| That's the thing with Trump. | |
| And then you out-hate him. | |
| And you want the person to say, and you know what? | |
| I miss Biden. | |
| Don't give me this bullshit about, oh, he's so old. | |
| Did you ever see him old? | |
| Did you ever see? | |
| And then you ask these ridiculous questions. | |
| Did you ever one time ever see him not sharp or not be able to answer the question? | |
| And fine. | |
| What about, what about Gay Mala? | |
| Again, don't say that, comma. | |
| The reason why they didn't want her is because she's black and she's a woman. | |
| And she's too damn good. | |
| I thought she smoked Trump. | |
| Smoked him in that interview. | |
| Smoked him. | |
| What's he going to do? | |
| Sue him? | |
| And have some person say, Now, you might get somebody who says, you know you're right, then you realize you're talking to a full-blown lunatic, because anybody who says that Biden wasn't himself, some decrepit dotage, dotered, hobbled by decrepitude, is out of their mind. | |
| Laurie says, everyone should care about the kids. | |
| Well, among other things, and Americans, Blake and Riley, little kids, I mean, what? | |
| This is the part that blows my mind. | |
| No, or as my friend says, I just care about the animals. | |
| Really? | |
| I just care about the animals. | |
| Yeah. | |
| The animals. | |
| They defecate in public. | |
| You have to feed them. | |
| And animals today, most of them don't do anything, which is okay. | |
| What do they do? | |
| They sit around and they lick their nads. | |
| You know why dogs lick their balls? | |
| You know why? | |
| By the way, this is an old joke. | |
| Now, men know this joke. | |
| Women don't know this joke. | |
| When you're a man and you grow up, you're given these textbook answers to these jokes. | |
| Wrecked them, damn near killed them, that kind of thing. | |
| But this is the one everybody knows. | |
| And the answer all the time is, you know why dogs lick their balls? | |
| You know why? | |
| And the answer is, because they can. | |
| And you come back with, no, because they can't make a little fist with their paw. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's the joke. | |
| That's called the reverse. | |
| When you go to most women and you say that, she says, what are you talking about? | |
| That's a joke. | |
| Why are you telling jokes? | |
| It's a sense of routinizing, it's almost mythological, it's cultural. | |
| Well, that's stupid. | |
| We don't tell jokes. | |
| It's really true. | |
| It's very true. | |
| Women do not like jokes. | |
| They have no idea. | |
| They have no idea. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| What is the point of this? | |
| Why are you telling these stories that didn't occur? | |
| What is this, funny? | |
| You know, two Japanese guys and a duck walk into a bar? | |
| What does that mean? | |
| There's no duck. | |
| Where is there a duck? | |
| Did this happen? | |
| Don't ask me why. | |
| That's why for years a friend of mine told me that women who are in comedy, many of them were Lesbian. | |
| Or as you say in the South, lesbian. | |
| Because it is a very masculine kind of delivery, you have to produce very forcefully the ideas of what you say. | |
| You see what I'm saying? | |
| You've got to come out of the woodwork, so to speak. | |
| And it's very aggressive, and it's not something that, you know, which is a theory, which has nothing to do with what we're talking about right now. | |
| Nothing. | |
| So I'm going to have this show called The Mind of a Liberal, or whatever they're called. | |
| And if you also ask them, I'd love to find out, what do you not know about? | |
| What could they actually answer? | |
| Cut Up Chatters says, a lady I know works at a thrift store. | |
| I started screaming about Trump when I mentioned him, but then collapsed and had to go to the hospital. | |
| Now, I know we're not supposed to laugh, but there you go. | |
| I've never gotten upset about anybody. | |
| I've never hated... | |
| I don't hate... | |
| I swear to God, I don't hate... | |
| There were people who hated Nixon, but I don't think like Trump. | |
| There were people who hated FDR. | |
| Oh my God, Smedley Butler. | |
| They were going to have a coup, for God's sake. | |
| I don't know what that is. | |
| I don't hate people. | |
| I really don't. | |
| I mean, I really, really... | |
| I mean, I do, but I look at them and it's almost like vermin. | |
| There's this... | |
| I was watching this great documentary about Ramirez, you know, the Night Stalker. | |
| And I wouldn't hate him. | |
| I know it sounds crazy. | |
| He's like a cancer. | |
| You've got to get rid of him. | |
| And he's not human. | |
| He's something else. | |
| So I never lose my sense of that. | |
| I think that when people lose their minds like this... | |
| By the way, I was telling you today I happened to be... | |
| I was feeling kind of relaxed and I was watching a friend of mine, we send each other stuff. | |
| One was a good one, Brevard County, Florida. | |
| It's called Fugitive Roulette or something. | |
| They spin the thing and there's a fugitive. | |
| But there are two kinds of people. | |
| Well... | |
| Women today, women, women, bar none, represent at least the ones 80-90% of the classic clashes of videos. | |
| That is just insanity. | |
| I mean people who want to take on cops. | |
| Teenage girls. | |
| Who look at this cop with guns and he's like, I'm going to take this son of a bitch on. | |
| You can't stop me. | |
| Why'd you follow me? | |
| I want to talk to your supervisor. | |
| This is insane. | |
| And they grow up to be these women cut up that are screaming in a thrift show. | |
| This is nuts. | |
| What is the matter? | |
| Get your hands off me. | |
| It's unbelievable. | |
| There's a degree of mental illness. | |
| Seriously. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| That's why today I think there's something so wonderful about, you know, there was some poor soul. | |
| He's walking around wearing a lot of clothes and he's homeless. | |
| He's not bothering anybody. | |
| He's not bothering anybody. | |
| I didn't mind him at all. | |
| But there are these other people like a thrift store lady who are clean and they're supposedly, or supposedly as people say, members of society and they're horrible. | |
| There's a degree of mental illness. | |
| We have, I cannot tell you the number of people, friends of mine, and I realize this, I don't get into it. | |
| I have friends I don't talk to ever about Israel. | |
| Never! | |
| Mrs. L will tell you, I can have a conversation with you and not tell you anything, not say anything. | |
| Lori says, is Cut Up getting married? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Carla, the cooking CEO, is getting married. | |
| Cut up? | |
| Is there something you want to announce? | |
| Something we should know about? | |
| Hillary Clinton, hate is not a strong enough word. | |
| Hillary Clinton, believe it or not, is to be pitied. | |
| She never had the chance. | |
| She never had the chance. | |
| Never. | |
| She always was kept behind. | |
| She wanted from the beginning, whether it's her fault or not, there's a part of me that feels... | |
| Kind of sorry. | |
| I know you're going to say you're out of your mind. | |
| I don't hate her. | |
| I don't hate her at all. | |
| She was kind of insignificant. | |
| But I don't hate her at all. | |
| You see what I'm saying? | |
| There's something about this lunacy that I just find fascinating. | |
| And I don't have that. | |
| And by the way, I was going to tell you about Italy. | |
| I mean, Italy. | |
| Israel. | |
| I got a friend of mine. | |
| It's like, don't even bother. | |
| She knows nothing about it. | |
| I'm not going to get involved in it. | |
| And I can say, I was going to say, Mrs. Elwood, I can say absolutely nothing. | |
| Is that complicated or what? | |
| Can you believe what's going on with that? | |
| Then she'll say, then you can say, the Palestinian is answering, the Israeli, and I'm going to say, do you think it's ever going to end? | |
| How do you think the media are covering it? | |
| Israeli says this, Palestinians says this, I'm just asking questions, and both of them will think. | |
| I'm on their side. | |
| I'm not on anybody's side, per se. | |
| But I'm good at saying nothing. | |
| I'll say nothing. | |
| Can you believe that? | |
| I'm telling you what. | |
| There you go. | |
| That's interesting. | |
| Interesting. | |
| That's what you say to people, by the way, who are in the program directors and things like that. | |
| Interesting. | |
| I didn't know that. | |
| I didn't know that. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Well, there you go. | |
| I heard that. | |
| Wow. | |
| Don't say anything. | |
| Your life is too short to be engaged with stupid people like this. | |
| What's the purpose? | |
| It doesn't make any sense. | |
| And the people who I like are the ones who can argue both sides. | |
| I can argue both sides. | |
| I can see both sides of the whole thing. | |
| But then again, I gave up getting mad years ago. | |
| It's so funny though how I have not been in a I guess I've not been in a, well, kind of in an actual media company. | |
| This ABC thing is fantastic. | |
| And one of the reasons why is because I'm always in the best of shape with you. | |
| Doing this. | |
| You know the kind of workout I do? | |
| I can go and walk for an hour with a phone or talk to you or take your comments or do this. | |
| It's like the Paris Island of training for this. | |
| But, What I find is that for the first time, I'm finding, oh, there's people in a setting. | |
| There's this person here and whatever. | |
| And I'm so used to it. | |
| And I am so afraid. | |
| I don't want to ever engage with anybody. | |
| How are you today? | |
| That's it. | |
| Great job. | |
| Sounded great. | |
| Out of there. | |
| Because I'm afraid. | |
| I'm just afraid. | |
| There's a level. | |
| There is so much insanity. | |
| I don't think there, perhaps. | |
| But I never know this. | |
| I'm always the kind of person who says, you know, they seemed okay. | |
| But I also tend to bring out the worst in people. | |
| Are you like that? | |
| Do you have people that you've... | |
| I mean, I thought I was doomed until I met Mrs. L. I thought I was doomed. | |
| I said, it must be me. | |
| I must do this. | |
| I make people crazy. | |
| My friend's father, his lay father, when referring to my friend, When asked, what does your son do, my friend? | |
| His father said, he makes antiques. | |
| And he said, I'm sorry, he makes antiques? | |
| You mean he repairs antiques? | |
| No, no, he makes antiques. | |
| How do you make antiques? | |
| He says, well, give him something new, a car, whatever it is. | |
| And in six months, he'll destroy it. | |
| Make an antique out of it. | |
| Well, that's kind of what I do sometimes. | |
| I thought, I bring out in people the worst there is. | |
| It's true! | |
| And I accept it. | |
| I've got no problem with that. | |
| So now at this stage of my life, I just don't engage. | |
| I'm thinking, I'm going to presume we're going to have a problem. | |
| So I'm saying, nice to know you. | |
| That's okay. | |
| Really, because let me tell you something. | |
| And this is the most important thing in the world. | |
| What our, you know, the Overton window, what Passes for insane today. | |
|
Cut Up On Marriage
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| What is allowed, what is used to, what is conditioned is beyond anything anybody's ever thought. | |
| Cut Up says, I am never getting remarried. | |
| My ex was insane and I trust none. | |
| Happy widow here. | |
| Oh, wherever did this come from? | |
| Oh, the reason why is because our friend Lori Cuck said is cut up getting married. | |
| I think she meant Carla. | |
| Who's getting married? | |
| The CEO. | |
| And I think that is it. | |
| Cut up is pretty adamant. | |
| I'm not. | |
| That's it. | |
| Whatever it is. | |
| I still think and I believe in the concept of marriage. | |
| Just like I think the concept of a lot of things. | |
| You know. | |
| Parenting. | |
| Owning a boat. | |
| But it's not for everybody. | |
| It's not for everybody. | |
| I'm one of those people who said, I would never want to own a boat. | |
| Never. | |
| Under any circumstances. | |
| Never. | |
| I don't want to play golf. | |
| I don't want to fish. | |
| I just like to look around, walk around with my camera and say, look, there are people fishing. | |
| This is close enough. | |
| But there are some people, I think, who should never get near marriage. | |
| Because they feel that's something they have to do. | |
| They feel like it's incumbent upon them. | |
| There are some people who say, I don't have, I'm not getting married. | |
| You know what? | |
| Better that you do. | |
| Better that you. | |
| Some people say, I don't have kids. | |
| Better that you don't. | |
| I don't drive. | |
| Better that you don't. | |
| I don't do that. | |
| Better that you. | |
| When somebody says, nah, I'm going to opt out of something that everybody does, that's good. | |
| That means, like, you know what? | |
| That's a good idea. | |
| That's a good idea. | |
| It's not for everybody. | |
| It's not for everybody. | |
| It's one of those things where I think it's done. | |
| I don't know what got us into marriage. | |
| I think it was you, Cuck, who brought it up. | |
| There are people sometimes who feel like they have to, like it's a rite of passage. | |
| Well, you know, I'm pushing 40. I've never been married. | |
| What does that mean? | |
| What does that even mean? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Remember the old days when a woman doesn't get married? | |
| She's an old maid. | |
| Remember that? | |
| Orville Redenbacker. | |
| Remember that guy? | |
| Look, no old maids. | |
| And he showed, remember the unpopped colonel? | |
| And I thought as a kid, unpopped? | |
| What is this, some reference to her? | |
| The old maids. | |
| Did you ever play old maid as a kid? | |
| Wasn't that the best game as a kid? | |
| We gotta play old maid, honey. | |
| You and me. | |
| It's stupid. | |
| Two people. | |
| Yeah, and he would do everything, and I, of course, my sister, and I would move the one card up. | |
| Of course, that's not the old maid. | |
| It's the one next to it. | |
| Here, here, here, take it. | |
| I'm not going to take that. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| And then I would hold it, and she'd take that thing, and I'd say, cut. | |
| And then I'd let go, and she looked, and she went for the other one, obviously. | |
| That's the old maid. | |
| It was one of the best. | |
| But think about that old maid. | |
| Remember what she looked like? | |
| She had like a bonnet. | |
| She had the little Mrs. Beasley glasses. | |
| Looked mean. | |
| Looked nasty. | |
| Just looked... | |
| Anyway. | |
| Sherry says, marriage is a distraction. | |
| Now wait a minute. | |
| Hold it. | |
| What does that mean, Sherry? | |
| Marriage is a distraction. | |
| You can't say marriage. | |
| You can say marriage with that person. | |
| There's no such thing as marriage. | |
| Yeah, there's some similarities to it, but it depends on the person. | |
| What does that mean it's a distraction? | |
| Look at this. | |
| Leanne says, I like to know ahead of time if someone doesn't cook, ship that dish. | |
| I like that one. | |
| I don't know what that means. | |
| Cut Up says, Ireland is the only country on the planet where an American cannot serve court documents to another American. | |
| This was set by treaty 60 years ago. | |
| X ran to Ireland and pretends to be dead. | |
| Wow! | |
| Well, you know, not to be weird or got to be macabre, but if he were to become, actually, deceased, how could you be charged with murder if he's already dead? | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| I'm not putting any ideas in your mind. | |
| I've always said this before. | |
| I've always said this and people think I'm being cute. | |
| I'm not trying to be cute at all. | |
| I'm telling you the truth. | |
| When I was in school, 16 years old, driver's ed, Safeway Driving School on Waters Avenue, 16. This was about 50 years ago. | |
| Think about this. | |
| And we went and I learned in this... | |
| It was this guy named Jack Baldwin. | |
| He had a car with a brake on his side. | |
| And I'm driving this thing. | |
| The first time he said, let's go. | |
| Took us to Pilgrim. | |
| I know this. | |
| Malfunction Junction. | |
| We're 274, 75, 275, I-4. | |
| Rush out. | |
| I'm going, what the hell is this? | |
| And all of a sudden, the thing's stopping because he's hitting the brake. | |
| I said, I don't know if I have this driving stuff. | |
| But I knew I was going to do it. | |
| Well, anyway, the last scene, the very, very last night we were there, he says, just a minute! | |
| And he pushes out, again, the tray, this kind of like a cart with a projector on it, 8mm. | |
| He goes, wait! | |
| And I heard about this. | |
| It's called Blood on the Highway. | |
| It was these 1950s. | |
| And the film forum here on Houston and Varick, here downtown, they had a... | |
| A story about the guy who did this. | |
| He became quite the expert in this. | |
| He would have a radio in his car and he would go with his 8mm and he would take these horrible... | |
| And because they were so grainy and so black and white, there were even more just disgust. | |
| And we were just horrified by this. | |
| Girls were getting sick and this one's getting sick. | |
| Everybody's getting sick. | |
| And I always thought... | |
| And when I say this, this is Ellis Herbie say this a million times, they should have this. | |
| The way sometimes in Catholic, they have pre-cana, where you have to go get instructions, you know. | |
| But they should show, let me tell you what divorce means. | |
| Because you don't understand this. | |
| You don't understand what this means. | |
| You don't, it's not easy. | |
| You think it's easy. | |
| Even no fault. | |
| What a joke that is. | |
| It's demoralizing. | |
| But if it's contested, oh my God, oh my. | |
| It's the worst law there is. | |
| So consequently, I believe, as in Cut Up would say, people should hear the stories of what happens when it goes bad. | |
| When love sours. | |
| Because the person, these people were absolutely, they went from rabid animals to being in love to hating each other. | |
| Hating! | |
| More than anything or anybody on the planet. | |
| Isn't that a... | |
| No residual love. | |
| No residual attraction. | |
| Nothing. | |
| From 0 to 100, it's like, that's it. | |
| And they, hey, sometimes they... | |
| Here's one for you. | |
| Maybe you've seen this. | |
| Well, my ex is my best friend. | |
| What? | |
| Yeah, we're friends. | |
| Now, if there's kids, I understand that. | |
| But wait a minute. | |
| This is your... | |
| Yeah, we're friends. | |
| We just couldn't stay married. | |
| But you know, she's a good gal. | |
| What? | |
| Yeah, her new husband. | |
| Her new husband? | |
| You're hanging around with her? | |
| I don't get that. | |
| I don't get it. | |
| I don't get it. | |
| Shame on me for not recognizing the fact that we should celebrate people mature enough to not let hate, you know, get in the way. | |
| I can't do that. | |
| A wife swapping, you know, say, what? | |
| No. | |
| Golf? | |
| No. | |
| I put golf and wife swapping on the same level. | |
| What? | |
| No. | |
| Isn't it interesting how we got from here, ladies and gentlemen? | |
| Isn't this the most incredible thing in the world? | |
| Isn't that something? | |
| Look at this. | |
| This is a very interesting question. | |
| Somebody says, Lionel, how come your hair never changes? | |
| Well, for one thing is they get a haircut every three weeks. | |
| Every three. | |
| Like clockwork. | |
| I never did that growing up. | |
| I would say, oh, I think I should go. | |
| And I hate it still to this day. | |
| Hate haircuts. | |
| Let me have a nice friend. | |
| But that's the answer to that. | |
| Whenever I go, by the way, I put in this, I put in headphones because I cannot hear these because it's kind of a tight little place. | |
| Aren't these women yammering the worst? | |
| They hate Trump and this. | |
| I can't take it. | |
| How they work at these places, I do not know. | |
| I mean that. | |
| I just, I despise that. | |
| So anyway, it's a very interesting question. | |
| VL says women cannot control themselves. | |
| Some women can't. | |
| Shannon stepping away from, oops, hang on. | |
| Shannon stepping away, here we go. | |
| Shannon stepping away from ESPN. | |
| F-A-F-O, indeed. | |
| Well, one thing about Shannon, if I represented him, I would say, You're not going to say anything. | |
| You're going to say, I am not going to take this time to say anything demeaning about somebody. | |
| You kind of make sure that they're crazy. | |
| I'm sure that there's more behind this that I'd rather not speculate. | |
| And as you can understand, this is not the way to litigate matters of this importance. | |
| And that's it. | |
| Look at somebody, look at the way, remember the way Hila, what was her name? | |
| Audrey St. Clair or whatever the hell his name was. | |
| Ashley. | |
| Ashley, the baby mama. | |
| Remember that? | |
| He didn't say anything. | |
| By the way, where did he go? | |
| He just left. | |
| He's gone. | |
| He's ghosting us. | |
| God, see ya. | |
| I'm out of here. | |
| That's it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And Vivek Ramaswamy's thinking, can I come back? | |
| I only left because, really? | |
| Can I come back? | |
| No, Vivek. | |
| Really? | |
| Remember how great he was? | |
| Everybody loved him. | |
| You know who I saw the other day on YouTube was Matt Gaetz. | |
| Weirdest dude. | |
| What did I tell you about Matt Gaetz? | |
| Remember what I'm telling you. | |
| Matt Gaetz, Tate Brothers, Conor McGregor, somebody else. | |
| I'm just saying, remember I told you this. | |
| Alright, my friends. | |
| Follow. | |
| I want you to go as soon as I'm done. | |
| Oops. | |
| Oops. | |
| That's yours. | |
| Forget it. | |
| I want you to go and go to Mrs. L's. | |
| Lin's Warriors YouTube channel. | |
| Huh? | |
| Subscribe. | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
| Subscribe to Lin's Warriors. | |
| But in particular, you've got to see what she did today. | |
| She doesn't just sit back. | |
| She's out there with the mothers. | |
| Quarter to six were out there. | |
| It was so great across from... | |
| Well, I shouldn't say where, but it's around the neck of the woods where Webster Hall is. | |
| I saw Merle Haggard there one time. | |
| My only time there. | |
| Saw the hag. | |
| Yep, I sure did. | |
| And it was downtown. | |
| Completely different texture to the whole New York scene. | |
| And then even, dear friends, thank you so much. | |
| Follow her. | |
| Lin's Warriors. | |
| Don't forget to follow the other. | |
| I did, by the way, on the Lionel Legal show, I did a walkabout there, too. | |
| I'm doing more. | |
| I'm going to go. | |
| Other places. | |
| But there's something kind of fun about walking around. | |
| I'll take you. | |
| I'll show you where Albert Anastasia was clipped. | |
| I don't stray too far, but I think I'm going to do that. | |
| In any event, maybe we'll go on the subway. | |
| That's something good. | |
| Alright, dear friends. | |
| Have a great, great, great, great day. | |
| Thank you so much for your kindness. | |
| And thank you so much for your wonderful benefactors. | |
| Cut up chatter. | |
| Thank you so much. | |
| Sol, Lori Cuck. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Sol76. | |
| Kelly McKinnon, thank you so much for your imane generosity. | |
| And Raul Rodriguez, on behalf of A Grateful Nation, thank you. | |
| Alright, dear friends, have a great and a glorious day. | |
| We will talk again soon. | |
| Tomorrow's going to be kind of weird, kind of weird morning schedule, but just make sure you subscribe to Lionel Nation. | |
| And whenever we're on... | |
| You can catch up. | |
| All right, friends. | |
| Have a great day. | |
| Talk to you later. | |
| Don't forget the monkey's dead. | |
| Show's over. | |
| See you. | |