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Caitlin Collins Conundrum
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| Better to be breaking the rules in that respect. | |
| But when you Find yourself in the position of wearing out your welcome. | |
| That's CNN. | |
| And this Caitlin Collins, I don't think anybody has ever told her. | |
| There's a weird kind of an ambivalence. | |
| Nobody, very few people, by the way, I don't, the only way I ever even come into contact with her is if her name is in some kind of rotation or she's in some kind of, I don't know what the hell you want to call it, X or Twitter or YouTube or whatever. | |
| I don't watch CNN. | |
| I couldn't tell you. | |
| Scott Jennings, maybe? | |
| I would be, I don't want to say this, but If I told you what I don't watch, it's everything. | |
| I am not the person, I am not the audience. | |
| Believe me, I don't like anything. | |
| I mean, I don't dislike it, I just don't have any feelings of, oh, that's good, I want to see that again. | |
| It's a joke. | |
| News today is a joke. | |
| I'm finding... | |
| I'm trying to find something that's just even interesting. | |
| Forget informative. | |
| Just interesting. | |
| Something that doesn't bore me. | |
| I get bored very easily, as you've probably been able to tell. | |
| So this Caitlin Collins comes along. | |
| She's like 33 or whatever. | |
| I don't think anybody... | |
| I don't think she's a bad person, but nobody is explaining to her. | |
| First and foremost, I want you to understand something. | |
| Your countenance. | |
| Your appearance. | |
| I don't mean your looks. | |
| I don't mean your beauty, pulchritude, none of that stuff. | |
| I'm not talking about that. | |
| I'm talking about your attitude. | |
| She is smug, mean, dismissive. | |
| There's a wonderful word in West Tampa, sabelo todo. | |
| It's a know-it-all. | |
| Or an ultra-crepidarian. | |
| She is, she's not noetic. | |
| There's no, there's nothing. | |
| She comes across as this, I'm sorry, turn the punch bowl, this disruptor. | |
| It's like, oh, what's she going to say now? | |
| Trump has absolute contempt for her, which is not admittedly a rare thing. | |
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Caitlin Collins' Mocking Derision
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| So the other day, listen to this. | |
| First and foremost, you have to maintain some kind, some semblance, something of respectability. | |
| And what that means is simply this. | |
| If you're going to ask a stupid question, and you know it's stupid, but you have to ask it, try something like this. | |
| What do you say to those detractors who? | |
| What do you say to the... | |
| It's not like me. | |
| I'm not saying it. | |
| But understand the premise. | |
| Trump is with the president of El Salvador or whatever. | |
| By the way, he's got a very unique kind of a gangster. | |
| You know, the black look. | |
| He reminds me of Michael Corleone's... | |
| Remember his bodyguard? | |
| And Godfather II, the one who never said anything. | |
| By the way, who I think was a, it's like a Romanian sculptor, this great artist who plays this killer. | |
| But I digress. | |
| So they asked the question, the Supreme Court, now understand, let's just explain something. | |
| MS-13 dude is shipped out of the country because we think he's an MS-13 Dude. | |
| A bad person. | |
| A criminal. | |
| A dangerous person. | |
| Something along those lines. | |
| We think he is a bad guy. | |
| Okay? | |
| So we take him and we throw his ass out. | |
| Whether we throw his ass out and leave him on the downtown Caracas or in a prison. | |
| I don't know. | |
| But he's out. | |
| He's out the door. | |
| Illegal. | |
| Okay? | |
| And he's out the door. | |
| He had no business being here. | |
| He may have certain limited constitutional rights because many of the provisions of the Constitution refer to persons, not citizens, but I digress. | |
| So we throw his ass out. | |
| It's moot. | |
| He's gone. | |
| It's like when somebody dies. | |
| Somebody dies in a case. | |
| You file a suggestion of death. | |
| I know it sounds kind of funny, but that's it. | |
| He's done. | |
| He's through. | |
| He's finished. | |
| He's out. | |
| He's out the door. | |
| Period. | |
| Done. | |
| Gone. | |
| Finished. | |
| He's through. | |
| So the Supreme Court, or rules upon the case, I think it was a district court, that said, bring him back. | |
| What? | |
| I mean, I'm thinking, what? | |
| Bring him back. | |
| You have to bring him back. | |
| Who brings him back? | |
| The people who have him. | |
| That's El Salvador or whoever. | |
| And they said, what? | |
| We have to return him back to you? | |
| Trump says, I don't want him back. | |
| Again, foreign countries says, no, no, your Supreme Court, which has no jurisdiction in my country, I don't have to respond to them. | |
| Your district court says for me to bring... | |
| I mean, the whole thing is preposterous. | |
| It makes no sense. | |
| It would be like the El Salvadoran Supreme Court ordering us to do something. | |
| I mean, it's crazy. | |
| None of it makes any sense. | |
| So this Caitlin Collins decides, I'm going to die on this issue. | |
| I'm going to throw myself at it. | |
| And she runs into the buzzsaw, Stephen Miller, who is a killer. | |
| There you go. | |
| Stephen Miller is a killer. | |
| He just lets her have it. | |
| Even Pam Bondi tried. | |
| I think Pam doesn't have that killer instinct. | |
| Stephen Miller... | |
| It's just a, he's a barbarian. | |
| I love him. | |
| He's like a, he's the haku of professional wrestling. | |
| Alright, in any event, in any event, so there she is in the White House asking the most stupid question, which she seems to be merely a Democratic contrarian. | |
| She lost whatever little bit of, I don't know, self-esteem, validity. | |
| It's gone. | |
| Gone. | |
| It's like when people don't realize. | |
| It's like that stupid Blue Horizon. | |
| Doesn't it sound like a toilet bowl cleaner or something? | |
| Don't you like it? | |
| You put a couple of tablets of... | |
| Is that the name of it? | |
| Blue Horizon? | |
| Whatever that Amazon... | |
| Huh? | |
| Oh, Blue Origins. | |
| Okay, strike that. | |
| Sounds like a feminine product. | |
| I don't know what it sounds like. | |
| Anyway, they don't even know how stupid that is. | |
| Gayle King and Lauren Sanchez. | |
| I know I'm digressing. | |
| They don't understand. | |
| You're a fucking joke. | |
| Everybody knows it. | |
| But you don't know it. | |
| And Caitlin Collins, CNN, they don't understand. | |
| They're being railroaded. | |
| You know that pretty soon we're going to lose NPR and PBS? | |
| Thank God. | |
| They don't see it. | |
| So what do they do instead? | |
| They go to Coachella and bring out this relic, Bernie Sanders, who's nothing but a traitor to his cause, and AOC, who's a joke. | |
| The left, these people, don't understand it's a joke. | |
| You are a joke. | |
| And I don't mean a joke in a good way. | |
| Here's the worst part. | |
| SNL... | |
| It's a joke, too, but not the way they try to be. | |
| They are parodies of themselves. | |
| So Caitlin Collins has to go back and say, did anybody say, Ms. Collins, do you really believe that a federal court, a federal district court, has any jurisdiction to tell To tell a foreign country anything? | |
| Are you upset that this gang criminal who's done horrible things, do you really mean that? | |
| Or do you just think you're just out there to be obstreperous or obstructionist or consumacious? | |
| Are you the fly in the ointment, the turd in the punch bowl? | |
| Pain in the neck. | |
| Because you're doing a very good job. | |
| Because you're becoming a joke. | |
| Because remember something. | |
| When the CNN thing is done, you always got to think, what is your legacy? | |
| Oh, that's Caitlin Collins. | |
| You're not going to go into modeling. | |
| You're not going to go into comedy. | |
| You're not going to go into sketch comedy. | |
| You're not going to go into anchoring. | |
| You have... | |
| I mean, there's... | |
| I don't even know. | |
| At least... | |
| At least people used to watch Joy Reid just to see, you know, maybe what hairstyle she's wearing. | |
| They watch you and they're feeling nothing, but they're not feeling good about this. | |
| You don't understand this. | |
| This is your career and you're letting this happen. | |
| Why does the left not understand something? | |
| Why didn't Lawrence Angeles and Gayle King and those stupid memes? | |
| They're memed and trolled. | |
| They honestly, if they look at you, they say, what are you talking about? | |
| They say, you're a joke! | |
| You're a joke! | |
| They're laughing at you. | |
| Even late night is laughing. | |
| Who is it? | |
| Jimmy Kimmel or somebody said NASA called? | |
| They want their dignity back? | |
| You don't even know what you did! | |
| You don't even understand that you are so... | |
| You're in this vacuum chamber, this world, this part of society. | |
| That doesn't connect with reality. | |
| You just don't get it. | |
| And it's unbelievable. | |
| So, listen, don't tell this Caitlin Collins. | |
| Don't tell her anything. | |
| Please. | |
| They keep sending her back. | |
| And I'll bet you anything there's some idiot at CNN who says, well, at least they're watching. | |
| At least they're watching? | |
| They're laughing at us? | |
| We're becoming the joke? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| If she disrobed, they'd be watching even more. | |
| But is that what you want? | |
| Is that the sole criterion? | |
| Look, you don't need me to tell you this. | |
| You don't need me. | |
| Right now, there are people on various platforms, and there is the Joe Rogan in the world who just absolutely positively is destroying everything that was... | |
| I was watching... | |
| This morning, old interviews with Don Hewitt, who was a great producer from 60 Minutes, and Walter Cronkite, and I'm realizing, God, the world you talk about doesn't exist anymore. | |
| It doesn't exist. | |
| So what do you think? | |
| Do you agree with me? | |
| I'm going to list about five questions for you to consider. | |
| Think them over. | |
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| I do not understand why. | |
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| Join me in the mocking derision of these people. | |
| But don't tell them. | |
| Because they provide me with so much fun. | |
| The chance to watch them in this stupidity. | |
| So dear friend, I ask, beseech, import you and beg and entreat you to comment as you. | |