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March 11, 2025 - Lionel Nation
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The World Has NO IDEA What’s Coming! Trump’s Greatness Is Beyond Their Comprehension!
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Good evening and good day, friend of truth.
Welcome, welcome to this thing.
Welcome to this thing that we are going right now.
I appreciate this.
My friends, tonight...
We have for you, tonight when I'm doing this, we have for you a veritable potpourri, a pastiche, a myriad, and a mosaic.
And we may be having a little bit of a problem, believe it or not, on our, dare I say, on our Twitter aspect of this.
Because from what I understand, there might have been some problems during the day with Twitter.
So I don't know.
I don't know if that's even true or not, but we'll see.
We'll pay attention to that.
You know, they were hacked.
Allegedly and putatively by the Ukrainians.
I don't know if that was true or not, but that's what people were suggesting.
So, in any event, my friends, welcome, welcome, welcome, one and all.
And thank you so much, everybody, for being with us.
I appreciate it.
I sound like Jeff Nadeau.
I watch this.
What are you waiting for?
How many times?
I like him.
I like mob.
His mob stuff.
I appreciate that.
His mob thing.
Jeff Nadeau.
In any event, dear friends, let's talk about...
I have a veritable potpourri pastiche.
You married a mosaic.
A concatenation.
A tintinabulation.
Still talking about that Air India flight.
Hey, everybody.
I'm still thinking about that.
And put together a few things for you tonight, which I find very, very interesting.
Sort of.
And I appreciate it.
Tonight, I happen to see some things, again, kind of a pastiche of little vignettes, things I want to share with you for reasons that, well, for reasons that really don't make any sense, but I will nonetheless provide you with them.
Okay, let me see if I can do something.
Let me see one more time here.
You know, our friend Elon Musk has been having a lot of problems today with what the hell is going on.
So in any event, I came across a series of little vignettes I want to share with you.
They're pretty good.
They're pretty, pretty good.
Very, very funny.
I think some of them are good.
But they're illustrative.
They allowed me the chance to give you my critique of some things.
And they have nothing to do with each other.
That's my favorite.
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Eucalyptus.
Say what you want.
Yowza.
Yowza, Buffalo Bob.
Yowza.
Plus, we went to Philly.
Went to the Constitution Center.
Got a little gavel.
Also, went and had a good time.
Make sure you go to the National Constitution Center, ladies and gentlemen.
This is I don't think you can see this.
This is a treasure, an absolute treasure in Philadelphia.
Please go, and by the way, go by the coffin, not the coffin, the grave of Kench Cox, who was the father of our militia.
And this is Rules of Civility, George Washington, Rules of Civility and Decent Behavior and Company got that at the gift shop.
So please, when you get a chance, if you're ever in Philly, Make sure you go by and see it.
It's absolutely terrific.
So anyway, we've got a show for you tonight.
You're going to love these.
I picked up stuff that you're going to say, that's really good, and I'm going to break it down for you.
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I'm going to unpack.
I'm going to plumb the depths.
I'm going to dissect.
I'm going to peel away the layers of the onion.
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I don't know if you could hear a word of that.
I didn't hear a single word of that.
What am I going to do?
In any event, it doesn't matter.
Can you hear me now?
Do I get a 5x5?
Make sure you can hear me.
Make sure you can hear me.
Can I get a 5x5, ladies and gentlemen?
That's a 5x5.
That means ripped and stripped, cocked and locked, lock and load.
Right?
Can we hear it?
Can you hear me?
You understand that?
There we go.
Thank you, Zigzag.
Appreciate it.
Here's one for you, babe.
Alright.
Let's start off with this.
This is no particular...
I came across this and it's so wrong.
It's so wrong.
And it's really not important, but I'm going to go through it.
This is Megyn Kelly and this guy.
I think his name is Schwartz or something.
He's a comedian.
He's very, very good.
But I want you to listen to this.
And there's so much that's wrong with this.
And there's some of the things I want you to point out for no particular reason other than to be catty and a real know-it-all.
Wait a minute.
Hang on.
There we go.
Why am I not hearing anything?
Can you hear anything?
Why am I?
I'm hearing absolutely nothing.
Let me see here.
This is the strangest thing.
Did you hear any of that?
Did you hear any of that?
Did you hear anything?
Can you hear this?
Yes or no?
Can you hear that?
Did you hear that?
I'm going to wait for a second.
This is the weirdest thing.
Nope.
See?
This is odd.
What happened?
Oh, you heard it?
Interesting.
Here, let me play this.
Do you hear this?
Do you hear this at all?
Do you hear it?
George says no.
You say no.
You're not hearing this at all?
Can you hear you only?
Unbelievable!
Can you see it, though?
Can you see it?
Can you at least see it?
For the love of God, can you see it?
Hey, Zigzag, would you pay attention?
You can't see it either.
You can't see it, and you can't hear it.
Is that what you're saying?
No, no, no.
Wow!
This is so weird.
Huh!
I wonder what this is.
Did you see the commercial that we did for My Patriot Supply?
Did you hear that one?
Did you hear that one?
Do you see my pictures?
We're smaller and all.
Did you see something?
Did you?
We hear and see you only now.
Did you see me in a large box or a small box?
This is like talking to people.
I say something two minutes later and they go, yes!
Can you?
I'm the only one who can hear you.
Question mark, yes.
No see, no hear.
Okay, alright.
Okay.
I have a small box.
Okay, small box.
Thank you.
Very odd.
This is one of the strangest things ever.
I wonder what this is about.
You know what I'm going to see?
Hang on a second.
I know what I'm going to do.
Please, let me just talk amongst yourself.
Let me see.
I'm going to go to...
Let's see.
Hang on.
That's not it.
That's not it.
Let me see if I can go back and see the live broadcast and check and see what I see there with that.
Very interesting.
And I'm looking and I'm seeing nothing.
Very interesting.
Let me go back to the beginning.
Let me see if I saw anything.
Did you see anything?
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Yeah, okay.
I saw that.
We saw that.
Oh, yep.
There I see.
I saw the...
Yep, I saw the My Patriot Supplies.
I saw that.
And then we saw nothing.
Let me try this.
Let me try this.
This is very interesting.
We're going to get to the bottom of this, damn it!
God, there's nothing like troubleshooting, isn't it?
Isn't this great?
Don't you love this?
I love it.
Let me try this.
Do you see this one?
Oops, that's not it.
Do you see...
What?
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait a minute.
What is going on here with this?
What?
Do you see this one here?
Let me see something here.
Let me try to go back.
Let me see.
One minute.
Now you say yes.
Can you hear this?
You can't hear this.
This has got to be one of the worst.
I can see it.
I can hear it.
You can hear it.
You can see it.
Now, wait a minute.
What the hell is going on here, JR?
Hang on a minute.
We're going to get to the bottom of this.
Hold it.
Don't move.
Don't move.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Output level.
This is...
Wait a minute.
I know.
I know.
Output.
Does that make sense?
Yep.
That's not it.
Let me see.
That's the weirdest thing.
Just a minute.
Alpha level.
All the way.
This is the wildest thing of them all.
Let me see something here for a minute.
I got that one.
Just talk amongst yourself.
This is great.
This is so interesting.
Why?
What is happening tonight?
This is so weird.
This is the worst show ever.
This is the worst show!
This is terrible!
How about this?
Can you hear this?
No?
I see it, but I can't hear anything.
What is going on here?
Let me see something.
Let me try this.
Just talk amongst yourselves.
God, that's just crazy.
I was going to rip that Megan a new one.
Because Megan, bless her heart, Megan Kelly.
She does her best.
Let me see.
Yeah, I've got the speakers.
I thought that was working.
I don't know why that's not.
Let me try this, try this.
By God, we're going to get to the bottom of that.
I don't even know what to tell you.
This is horrible!
I saw Jamie White from Zero...
Listen, this is so terrible right now.
I'm sorry.
I saw that Jamie White...
Isn't that so horrible?
From...
From...
I was going to say Star Wars.
From Infowars.
Horrible!
Horrible!
Incredible!
Hit the screen with a stapler.
Thank you so much.
Wow.
I don't know what the hell to do.
I don't even know where to start.
Well, this is the best laid plans of mice and men.
Well, I can still talk about what I wanted to talk about today.
And I hope you stick with me on this one.
I know this is the worst.
This is the worst show in the world.
This is the worst.
This is terrible.
But I'm going to tell you this.
First and foremost, without any further ado, the president, as you know, is winning at levels we never thought.
Never.
I'm getting...
To the point...
Oh, look at this.
Oh, look at this.
You see this?
I love this.
Linda says, I love you, Lionel, but need to go now.
I'll catch up with you later.
Love you, love you.
Gotta go.
Gotta go.
Sorry.
So quick, they run.
I don't blame you.
This is terrible.
This is absolutely horrible.
This is one of those things where...
Whatever it's worth, it's not...
Anyway.
But you can hear me, correct?
Let me just make sure.
You can hear me, correct?
You've had worse.
Thank you.
You can hear me though, correct?
You can see me and you can hear me.
That's all I want to know.
That's all I want to know.
Look at this.
Bushy loves the show.
Thank you.
You can hear me.
You can hear me.
Yes.
Spending this.
Good, good, good.
That's all that matters.
That's all that matters.
Okay.
Let's go back to a couple of things.
First and foremost, they're coming after our friend.
And by the way, 14 minutes I've been wasting for this, but thank you.
They've been coming after Our friend, oh, Edie Crowley says, we are here, Mr. L, for better or worse.
Isn't she sweet?
For better or for worse.
I'm telling you, I appreciate that.
They're coming after our friend Elon.
What's he gonna do?
They're going after his cars.
They're going after X. What's he gonna do?
That's the story.
That's the glory of love.
What is he going to do?
To do.
That's the thing which I'm the most fascinated about.
And what's also interesting to me, what I think is so interesting, is that he is sitting back and he's waiting and he's trying not to get mad.
But he knows who basically is signing up for this stuff.
He knows everything about this.
He has complete and total understanding of what's going on.
Now, don't say it's Soros.
I don't believe in Soros anymore.
But the question is, Elon, what are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do when you get these people?
You're going to pull the Pinkertons on them?
You're going to give them a hard time?
You're going to be violent?
I hope you don't.
I certainly don't advocate that.
But what are you going to do?
That's number one.
Next.
The left, the Democrats, have absolutely nothing to do.
You got this one.
They're just spinning their wheels.
Spinning their wheels.
President Trump.
Please take this from me, sir.
If you don't mind, sir.
I ask you, sir.
Do me and do everyone a favor.
Do not.
I repeat, sir.
Do not.
Very importantly.
Do not allow.
This is important.
Do not allow any of your people to go on left-wing shows.
Now, you might have a hard time with that.
You might have a hard time with that.
You might say, well, that's not...
No.
Here's what I'm saying.
When I see these people on these shows one way or another, I think to myself, what is the purpose of this?
What are you doing?
Why are you on these shows?
Don't do it!
Don't do it, Mr. President!
Don't do it!
Before I forget, I didn't notice this.
Mr. M.R.O.
Lavon says...
Bank of Canada man, Mark Carney, will provide outrageous support for America's Federal Reserve System, all the while Trump will work quickly to destroy it.
I believe you're true.
Bye-bye, John McLaughlin.
That's from the McLaughlin group.
Remember that?
Bye-bye!
Jack Germond, Morton Kondracki.
Who was the other one?
The woman, there was a lady.
What's her name?
Morton Kondracki.
She was on Newsweek.
Jack Jermont, Morton Kondracki.
I think Pappy Cannon was on.
I love it.
I think he came on Sundays.
Love Jack Jermont.
Let me try this one more time.
Does this do anything?
No.
God!
Son of a...
How can I not possibly hear this?
You don't understand.
See, I'm so, not OCD, I don't believe in that word.
I think it's the wrong word.
This is going to drive me crazy.
Crazy to the point where I'm not going to be able to think, won't be able to go to sleep at night.
Our good friend Chris Cox says, don't mind me as I meander in the back.
Someone has moved the crumb cake.
You are a maniac.
Big Dick Daniels says, whatever Elon decides is better, better than Book of Revelations doom naysayers.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I cannot tell you, my friends.
I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
I swear to God, because I heard this before.
I heard it.
And I know it's true, and it's driving me crazy.
What is it?
In any event, in any event.
Next!
The president!
Yeah, that's right, the president.
That guy.
I want to...
I think we're looking at 50 days now, right?
Today has been...
Tomorrow will be 50 days.
I want to see heads roll.
I'm going to say something to you.
Mr. President, we love you and we think the world of you, sir.
But we are tired of this bullshit.
Stacey Abrams, Adam Schiff, Hillary, I don't get it.
And I don't mean some little person like they did where they arrested some poor schmuck during the Biden administration.
I mean, if we don't see, sir, if we don't see somebody arrested, we're wasting our time.
You're yanking our chain.
I think I speak for all my friends, don't you?
They're doing all kinds of stuff.
They're doing sexual rumors about Marco Rubio.
You see that?
Oh, there's all kinds of stuff.
Marco Rubio.
Good luck with that one.
How about this one?
Not that you care.
Have you heard the interesting stories about Kim Kardashian, Lauren Sanchez, and Jeff Bezos?
You know what I mean?
Well, if you think about it, it's not too crazy.
It's not too crazy.
Kim Kardashian is like that mold that shows up.
She's like that fungating mold that shows up in this particular thing.
Did you also see where the Trump administration took the apps that they had and they switched them so that if you had the Border come into the U.S. and break in app.
Now it reverts to and converts to the self-deportation app.
I loved it.
So number one, we need somebody arrested.
Number two, I love what you're doing.
But 50 days, that's enough.
Everything I was, don't you agree, is like, okay.
Mort Zuckerman.
Mort Zuckerman?
From the New York Daily News?
Is he alive?
Remember when he owned the Daily News?
I haven't thought about Mark Zuckerberg in a long time.
Okay, but aren't you thinking to yourself, okay, come on, let's go.
Come on.
Alright, listen, we gave you a chance.
We're signing all kinds of stuff.
Okay, 50 days.
You should have been talking to your Project 2025 people.
Had the indictment ready.
Pam Bond, he's got to do something because...
We don't care anything about releasing files.
We don't care about that shit anymore.
I want somebody arrested.
Starting with, how about Kristi Noem saying that she's got whistleblowers or people leaking information in her office.
What are we doing here?
You've got to absolutely let these people have it now, sir.
You've got to.
You've got to say, oh my God, because 50 days.
50 days?
Not one person?
Get a grand jury going immediately.
Something simple.
Get somebody.
Stacey Abrams.
Put her on trial.
Put her on trial.
And you know what?
Too bad.
Is it law fair?
Deal with it.
You know how that is.
Deal with it.
Yeah, but this isn't fair.
I know all about it.
Deal with it.
And I'm going to tell you another thing.
This really, really, really bothers people, but I'm going to try my best.
Number one, I hate these people.
Let me say it again.
I hate these people like you cannot believe, okay?
I hate them.
I hate them!
I want you to understand something and see if you can follow me on this.
Number one, there is a difference between being anti-Semitic and being anti-Israel.
Number two, there is no law in being anti-Semitic.
There is no law in being racist, misogynistic, xenophobic, anthropomorphic.
Transphobic.
There's no law in thinking anything.
Do you hear what I say?
Big Dick, by the way, Big Dick says, hey, wait a minute, hold it!
Are there enough non-rat left woke inanities to fill Congress if he locks them all up?
We'll worry about that later.
That's a damn good question, oh dick.
Damn good question!
So you got me so far?
I believe that you should go on college campuses and if you want to say, I think we should take all Alsatians and put them on a boat and get them the hell out of here, as long as it's not violent, you can say whatever you want.
You can say get rid of the Jews, the Italians, the Germans, low IQ people, fat women, fat men, skinny men, midgets, people with bad hair in their ears.
I don't care.
You should be able to say whatever you want.
You got it?
Good.
Now listen to me.
And listen very carefully.
This is the problem that people are having.
Unless they're committing violence, you can't get this guy and say, get out, here's your green card, beat it.
Okay?
Merely because he's advocating something.
If he's not violent, if he's not doing anything to conspire, to aid, abet, counsel, procure, hire.
Work as a principal in the first degree of any kind of violent activity.
That's a different story.
Okay, fine.
Now, here's the story.
Listen to me carefully.
Listen carefully.
The left is going berserk.
How can you do that?
You, you stormtrooper!
What was that?
You, you Trump and your ICE going and pulling people off a campus at Barnard College because You sick!
What's the matter?
You...
Wait a minute.
What are you complaining about?
There's no due process.
There's no due process, yeah.
Since when do you care about due process?
I care about due process.
Don't you understand?
I believe in due process.
You never care about due process.
I defend...
So here's what I want to say.
And this is so intellectually ridiculous, I'm going to say it anyway.
If somebody got up and said something against black people, gay people, they'd be out of this country so fast, they'd be kicked off that campus so fast, it'd make your head spin.
You're now wanting due process?
So let me get this straight.
This feller, this Hamas guy, and I understand your position.
I understand completely.
And the point is well taken.
It really is.
Because what he's saying is just thought.
I mean, thought should be protected.
But you didn't give a goddamn about this president or anything or anybody.
You didn't care anything about our due process.
Anything!
You never cared.
Amy Goodman ever did shows about people losing their rights to have funerals and marriages and weddings and birthdays and athletic events during COVID.
You sat back and you didn't do a goddamn thing!
And now all of a sudden...
Oh, you're bent out of shape.
You're going apeshit.
You're going nuts.
What?
This is wrong.
Excuse me, what was that?
Unconstitutional.
You didn't care anything about this.
So what am I supposed to do?
You want me to jump up now to save this guy because he's doing what?
What does he want?
What is he saying?
He wants to protest on Barnard College or Columbia and say what?
And he's a member of Hamas?
Okay.
How many times have you been linked to some kind of weird conspiracy group?
How many times did you have your, let's say, your Facebook or some particular platform shut down?
Or how many times were you denied something because of an idea that you had?
How many times?
Now, I'm not suggesting that makes this right.
Let me be very clear.
But nobody ever said anything about it.
Nobody said anything about Trump, you, me, nothing.
Not one person ever.
Nobody on these shows came forward.
Nobody.
Nobody cared.
Nothing.
But all of a sudden, and the point's not wrong, but this guy, I don't know what his name is, Mahmoud, whatever his name is, from his, it's a sad story, his wife, She's eight months pregnant.
He basically had his green card revoked.
They tossed, bounced his ass, wherever the hell he was going.
And he was a citizen of permanent...
And they're going crazy.
But where were you before?
I'm not saying this makes any difference.
I'm not saying this should make even the score.
But don't you ever wonder and say, where were you?
Andrew Cuomo, that rat bastard, actually had old COVID people into nursing homes.
He brought them in and killed them!
Dead!
He was a sexual molester and grabbing women.
He was thrown out because of this stuff.
He's a slimy...
They don't give a damn about him.
I don't understand it.
What about him?
Well, you know what?
We'll take the same attitude regarding your guy.
Oh, the Hamas guy?
Okay, well, whatever.
What are you going to do?
Oh, well, yeah.
We don't care.
I learned from you.
You didn't care.
Hey, you can't do that to Trump.
Ah, Trump.
I don't care about that.
I'm gonna do just the thing you did.
I'm gonna decide to pick and choose the people that I think are involved in something worthwhile.
That's the part of this.
That's the part that makes me so sick.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
It makes me sick.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know where this comes from.
I have no earthly idea what makes people think this way, but I am so Tired.
And I've got to tell you something.
And this is a weakness of mine.
It's a weakness.
I love seeing these people suffer.
I love seeing these people say the same thing we did.
When we said you can't charge this man with a criminal case that nobody can understand.
Oh, well, it's Trump.
What are you going to do?
He's a convicted felon.
Okay, then this guy's a deported felon too.
Wait a minute, this guy's a speaker?
So did Trump!
You wanted to convict him.
You wanted to throw Trump in jail.
Okay, do you love this guy?
Yeah, I want to throw him in jail.
How do you like that?
What's the difference?
You want to play like that?
I'll play like that.
I'll use every argument you did about Trump and apply it to your guy.
And it's...
And I don't want to hear any of your bullshit about AIPAC this and AIPAC.
That may be true.
Everything you're saying has merit.
But you don't understand something.
You lost us.
Maybe somebody else is arguing.
But if I see you and say, oh, who are you?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know who you were.
You were the guys from the Trump.
You didn't care about him.
Yeah, yeah.
So what am I supposed to do?
Care about this?
Why?
Why?
Big Dick says, ha ha ha, deport the deported felons.
Let me tell you something.
I am not trying to be eye for an eye, but I'll make an exception.
Let me explain something to you.
Listen to me.
Look at me.
I don't give a shit about these people anymore.
I've had it.
And Mr. President, I want to see heads roll.
I want to see scalps.
I want to see justice.
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
I want to see justice, and I don't want to see fairness.
I don't want fairness.
I don't even know what the hell fairness even means.
Do I make myself clear, sir?
I'm sure I do.
Let me tell you something.
This is critical.
Chris Cox, ladies and gentlemen, Chris Cox has a lot to say.
Biden presidency being represented in the news now, as ran by possible shadow government, gee, And used auto sign to push all of his BS through.
Now might claim mental decline to escape prosecution.
The same shadow government we talked about a year ago.
And how many times, and thank you for this, Chris, I mentioned a pen.
I said he is a pen.
They gave him a pen.
I used those words.
Figuratively, I didn't think it would be literally this.
What are you going to charge Biden for now?
Is Biden...
Is Biden...
Is Biden free or immune?
No.
I don't think he pardoned himself.
No.
Go after him.
Grab that...
It's the simplest thing in the world.
Grab that drug addict son, put him in the dock, and have him testify against Trump, against Biden.
Bring Chicago's ugly law to D.C. You are too much, my friend.
Roger Wood says, a righteous infliction of retribution manifested.
Call it what you want.
Let me see something.
Today, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. was indicted by, now you've got to be careful, do it out of, I don't know, Virginia.
Find a good, maybe Austin, Texas.
Don't do it in D.C. But he was indicted by a grand jury for stealing, stealing funds, defrauding the government of the United States by and through his son and co-defendant, Hunter Biden.
Do I make myself clear?
He was taken into custody at the At his Rehoboth Beach mans, and I don't know whether, I think his brother, Jim Biden, and somebody else might be certainly there.
They were taken into custody, and they were charged with a series of racketeering offenses with the Biden crime family, much like the Gambinos or the Lucchese's, were charged with this for a systematic, an ongoing racketeer enterprise.
To defraud the United States, to use his position by and through his agent in crime, Mr. Hunter Biden, and he was arrested, taken into company.
Bond was immediately given.
Here's his mugshot, and here's Hunter.
Now, Hunter was his, how do I say this, his family, This is going to be interesting.
His family was found to be...
What am I trying to say?
Oh, his family was immune.
Pardon, excuse me.
Pardon.
But if you can show that this is an ongoing conspiracy, what do I mean by that?
Let's say on January the 20th of 2025, Of my pardon.
Meaning, any and all charges, any and all criminal federal cases, all of them, ends on January 20th.
So anything after that, you're on your own.
Federal, you're in the clear.
Okay.
Let's assume on January the 19th, 18th, something was Going on still, something in terms of stealing, of a secreting evidence, buy-offs, pay-offs, pay-offs, whatever it is.
And it continued beyond, beyond the 20th.
You can't say, wait a minute, this was the subject of one particular type of criminal activity and therefore he is forever immune.
So that if he decides to conduct, if he decides to enact a terrorist bomb and planned it, let's say two days before the pardon elapsed, you know, let's say on the 18th of January, he began this conspiracy, but the terrorist bombing didn't take place until six months later, they're going to charge him.
They're going to say, oh no!
No, you didn't.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That was the, no, the conspiracy.
But this is the bombing itself.
This is a separate and distinct charge.
Through novation, through the making something new.
Trust me when I tell you this.
They gotta get this bastard.
And put the squeeze on him.
Instead they would say, you're not good.
Remember boys from Brazil?
Remember Laurence Olivier and Gregory Packer?
He says, you don't understand!
He had this weird, his Germans always have the same.
I'm going, but you're not going anywhere.
That's what I would help.
Maybe you can have your, I'm going to bring you my assistant, Greta Thunberg.
How dare you!
Und you can put your pictures on the paper.
And then you can take the paper and wipe your ass with it because you're not going anywhere.
To intone the words of Joe Tex und die Sexualettes, I've got you.
Aha!
Uh-huh.
You thought that you'd be getting away, didn't you?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Now give me what you promised me.
Give it to me.
Come on.
I have you.
You're not going anywhere.
And listen to me, Joe.
Don't do the Sicilian flu with this bullshit about I can.
I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
You know exactly what you are doing.
You know right from wrong.
Oh, yes.
Because, as you know, we don't use the ALI, the Durham rule anymore in the District of Columbia, wherever we decide to do this.
No, no, no, that was...
Do you know why...
Do you know why?
Um...
In Reagan's case, oh my god.
I was watching today.
I still can't figure out the whole Bill Murray, Joe Rogan thing.
I can't figure it out.
Is he...
What is he doing?
Is he a goofy guy?
Is he a regular guy?
I kind of like him.
He's very nondescript.
He actually doesn't know anything.
Well, I got DirecTV, you know, I can watch Westerns.
Anyway, but this is the part when he kept saying a lot of things, I don't remember the name, but John Hinckley, we always call him here in New York, David Hinckley.
David Hinckley was a radio writer for Daily News, bless his heart.
And we still say, and you know when David Hinckley, and Trump even called him.
David Hinckley, because he was the radio guy for years.
It's John Hinckley.
John Hinckley was found not guilty because of the particular type, the particular, what am I saying?
The modality of the insanity defense.
What am I saying?
What am I saying?
I'll tell you what I'm saying.
You're not going anywhere.
Anyway.
The McNaughton rule is the standard that we use today for insanity.
The defendant who was interposing this event labored under this particular type of thing and he didn't understand.
He didn't have the capacity To know the difference between right and wrong.
You hear what I'm saying?
You got it?
He didn't have he didn't know right from wrong Hmm There's another test.
The Durham rule.
The ALI-ABA rule.
The...
Irresistible impulse rule.
The diseased mind rule.
The diseased mind shows that it was a pathology, so to speak.
And we don't really even need to go to a pathology.
The Durham rule, I think, is one.
Irresistible impulse is Durham.
So, anyway, the one that they had, they used in the federal circuits, or the DC at the time, was like the easiest one.
It's like, if you have a bad day, or if you were...
You know, the fart wrong.
He was insane.
That's how he got off of it.
That's how he was found not guilty by reason of insanity.
N-G-R-I.
He was sent to a mental hospital.
And when he gets better, he's released.
Because he's not guilty.
He's acquitted.
Okay?
Well, after that Hinkley case, they said, oh, no, no, no, this bullshit is over.
So they came up with their own.
So now they pretty much came up with the McNaughton rule.
And now, anything that shows, did he ever do anything to know it was right or wrong?
Did he ever talk in code with Hinkley?
With Hunter?
Did he ever?
Did he ever say, you know, the big guy, that's Hunter, but did you ever say, did you?
Did you get the shirts?
Is he speaking in code?
Did he ever ask?
Yes.
Then he knew the difference between right and wrong.
He's hiding it.
He's hiding it.
So this insanity stuff ain't gonna work.
Put him on this stand!
State your name for the record.
Tony Bobulinski.
Wait a minute.
Aren't you that same guy?
Who was that Tucker Carlson?
I sure was.
I said, Bob Belisky, what did you see?
Well, I met with him, and he said $10,000, whatever, $10 million for the big guy.
And who did you think, who did you believe that was?
It was about Biden.
And what did you do then?
Well, I went to this, and then you did this, and then we have all these LLCs, and all these weird corporations, or limited liability corporations, to members of his family.
Who had anything to do with it?
I mean, you could...
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, what you see here is a clear case of fraud.
And that man, Joseph Robinette Biden, I think, Jr., is guilty.
And we ask you to go back into the jury room and render a verdict of guilty to all of the well-pleased allegations in the indictment list.
So say you all.
You can't say this, but send a message.
In America!
You can't say send a message, but that's mistrial worthy.
But we can say it for this.
You are not immune because you're the president.
And he did it in front of everybody.
Everybody.
Everybody knew this.
Nixon, they didn't even know about that.
Did John Mitchell know?
I don't know about John Mitchell.
Did you hear?
Joe Rogan.
Joe Rogan is very good.
Explain Watergate to Bill Murray.
Very interesting.
Anyway, sorry for that.
I'm veering.
I was a bit...
I waxed elliptical just now.
I was discursive.
I was desultory.
You know it and I know it and you could see it.
No, we need this.
We want to...
Holy shit.
I'm going to show you how to do it.
This is how you prosecute presidents.
This way.
You don't get Judge Mershon.
You don't get Judge Ingeron.
You don't get Letitia James.
Jimmy, have you ever heard Victor Davis Hanson?
He calls Letita James.
He can't pronounce names.
It's like he's never heard them.
Letitia Baldridge, remember her, the etiquette woman?
This guy is incredible.
Now he's wearing the hat.
He's got the whole fedora thing, you know, the Fredo Cuomo and, you know, the whole windshield and the drug.
Anyway.
Anywho.
Let me tell you something right now.
I apologize for this.
I had such great stuff.
Maybe I'll do it tomorrow.
This is a weird day today because this, this, the whole X thing is.
Now, also Elon.
You better unleash your can of whoop-ass on these people because if you don't do it, they're not going to believe you.
They're not going to think you're a tough guy.
Show them who's boss.
Do I make myself clear?
Do I make myself clear?
Good.
Good.
That's all that matters.
Alright, dear friends.
I want to thank you.
What was this about?
What was this about?
Joseph says, Bill Murray is less interesting than my VCR instructions.
I don't know.
You know, it's weird.
It's a weird, weird, weird, weird, weird thing.
Isn't it weird?
It's weird.
It's very weird.
But I kind of like them, but I don't know.
I like what he had to get up and take a leak.
You know, it's an old man thinking, can I go dig a leak?
This coffee's good.
What is this?
Where are you from?
It was great.
It's really something.
Unless it was the greatest con job ever.
And Alex, I mean, Joe Rogan said, well, I was born in New Jersey, but I moved to San Francisco.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
That's interesting.
I always wanted to live there.
My brother...
It was...
I found it oddly compelling.
And the story's about Hunter Thompson.
I think Hunter Thompson was demented.
But, great writer, I guess.
In any event, enough about me.
Thank you.
I'm so sorry for this tonight.
Roger Wood, I apologize.
Warren, I apologize.
Chris Cox, by the way, that's COX or not.
Big Dick, juxtaposition, you be the judge.
Big Dicky Daniels, thank you.
Edie Crowley, we love you.
MRO LeVon, thank you, MRO.
You're rotten to the core, but wonderful to the infantry, and I mean that sincerely.
We'll be back again later.
Did you hear the good stuff?
Did you hear the good stuff, my friends, on the Pumageddon?
Oh, that was good.
Tell me you saw that.
In any event, thank you so much.
You have a great night.
Make sure you're subscribed to this.
Make sure you're subscribed.
And when you get a chance, go to the Constitution Center in Philadelphia.
It's beautiful.
I mean, I'm serious.
You will just love it.
And go spend, go to the cemetery where Ben Franklin is, and go and honor the grave of Tench Cox.
C-O-X-E.
Who was the father, the paterfamilias, of the notion of our militia.
We need militias.
And President Trump...
You've had 50 days.
We won heads, sir.
We won heads on a platter and heads on the wall.
In your holy name we ask.
Thank you, dear friends.
Have a great night.
Again, my apologies for this.
My apologies.
It was just horrible.
In any event, we'll see you tomorrow.
Don't forget the monkey's dead.
Show's over.
Sue you.
It's frozen again.
It's frozen.
Come on, move, dammit.
Move.
Here we go.
It uses up, I don't know what, later on.
Anyway, comment.
As you see fit, but also remember these...
I'm getting my stories mixed up here.
Remember this valedictory, this denouement, this adios.
The monkey's dead, the show's over, sue you.
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