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March 6, 2025 - Lionel Nation
01:25:01
Trump's State of the Union: A Resounding Call to Restore American Glory!
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*snap*
My friends, we are in the midst of a revolution.
This is not just Trump.
This is not just Zelensky.
This is not just the State of the Union.
This is a full Bore, full-blown, absolute revolution.
I want you to understand that.
And I want you to listen to me very carefully.
There's a lot of stuff being thrown at you.
You are going to have to be...
You're going to hear so many things.
What do I...
You're going to have to filter this out.
Understand, like, sometimes some kids on the spectrum, and I...
To an extent have this.
If I'm in a room with a lot of noise, I hear everything.
And it drives me crazy.
And I have to say, I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out of here.
I just don't...
When I'm in a room and people are talking too loud or saying a bunch of nonsense, I gotta get out.
I gotta walk out.
And that's what you've got to do.
Because the bottom line is simply this.
We've just walked outside the party.
Let me remind you.
President Trump is winning.
These people don't even know what to do.
I'm hearing stuff.
People are arguing about Epstein.
The hell with Epstein right now.
We're winning.
What are you doing?
There are these miserable people on our side who were never happy.
They're always upset with something.
Yeah, but what about this?
What about Israel?
Okay!
What do you want me to do?
Kill myself?
What?
What would you like me to do?
We're winning!
We're winning!
Oh, but you know what the problem is, and Russia is, and Ukraine, and it's like, what?
You just went through four, four years, four years of the worst, absolute worst nightmare ever, and God Almighty maybe gave us this Not only redemption, but this revolution.
It's the most incredible story there is.
And there are people who are complaining about Epstein.
Who cares?
What do you want?
Jesus, do you put a filter on it?
Are you able to sound up maybe some of the noise?
It doesn't really matter.
What are you worried about?
What are you talking about?
I really, honest to God, I do not understand why people concern themselves with so much stuff that does not matter.
It doesn't matter in the least.
Does it make any sense to you?
Does it make any sense?
It does in me.
I don't get it.
I don't understand it.
I don't understand any of it.
It's one of those things that I find absolutely fascinating.
And I'll tell you why.
We have never really had a study or a class on, I guess, how to handle a lot of the news, a lot of the stuff.
It's very difficult for people to understand.
I mean, seriously, it's very difficult for people to handle all of the information.
I mean, I...
Do you understand?
I'm still saying, don't get away from the State of the Union yet.
It is still that important.
It is still that critical.
And people I don't think are like, well, they're not really getting it, but I don't care anymore.
I don't care whether they're getting it.
I don't care whether they understand it.
It doesn't make any difference to me.
We are winning.
This is a, I say this again, this is a revolution.
This is like something we have never seen ever, ever, ever.
Don't mind me while I play around with stuff and just get different positions and all kinds of stuff.
I am seeing things right now, and you're probably seeing the same things as well, that are so incredible.
So what I want you to understand is listen to me very, very carefully.
Number one.
You only have a handful of friends in your life.
Remember this.
Only a handful.
Most of the people that you are with, most people are not your friends, would not help you, and use you.
That's kind of like politics.
It's like politicians.
They use you.
You only have family, you have a couple of friends, and that's about it.
Remember that.
You only have yourself And those immediately around you to pay attention to.
You are not a part of the party.
When you go to the party, you're not, you haven't joined anything.
These are just a bunch of people sitting around getting drunk or whatever.
That's where the news media are.
We have this world right now of people of all sorts, all kinds of influencers, and they're on this one, and this one's trying to get, and you've got the Ben Shapiro, and this, and the Ben David, and you've got the Jordan Peterson, Alex Jones, and they're just, they're crowding it, and I'm so happy to see that, because conventional media are collapsing.
But most, most, most, most, listen to what I'm saying, please take this the wrong way, are worthless.
They provide no analysis.
They're just content.
Content producers.
Look at this.
What does this mean?
I don't know what this means.
But look at this.
See?
I've got another one.
Did you see this?
Oh, look.
It's Zelensky.
He's playing the piano.
You got it?
What does it mean?
I don't know what it means.
Where are we going?
I don't know where we're going.
What does Ukraine mean?
I don't know, but I've got this, I've got that.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, watch.
It's like, you know, the old fire hose.
You're not learning anything.
Do you understand what's happening?
You've got to slow things down.
Not slow things down, but sit there and say, this is it.
You know when you go to eat at a restaurant, they don't bring it all at one time.
You go through it, and you savor things.
A lot of these people, frankly, and I'm going to say this and please forgive me, are not intellectually equipped to do this.
They have no understanding in any of this.
They are content producers.
And if they wanted to do shadow puppets, nude coming out of the shower, instead of this, that's what they do.
That's what they do.
Have you noticed?
Have you noticed also, this is interesting, even some of these folks who do some of these contents, they have the same set.
The purple light in the background.
The tchotchkes and the fake globe.
So here's what you have to understand.
Forget all that.
We are winning like you can't believe.
So sit back, my friend.
Let me tell you what's happening.
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Because we're going to take our time.
And I'm going to remind you of what it means.
And I'm going to tell you why we're winning.
And I'm going to tell you why.
And we're going to take all the time in the world.
And I'm not just going to throw stuff at you.
Did you see this?
No, that's okay.
Sometimes I like it.
Sometimes it's interesting.
But I'd much rather talk to you.
Because I know what I'm talking about.
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My friend, if you notice, I see this a lot.
Think about it.
Think about it's the most wonderful thing in the world.
Think about it.
Do you ever do that?
Do you ever have anybody say, let's think about it.
What does this mean?
Let's go back and remind where we've been, okay?
First, we are winning.
We are winning at this.
Pilgrimedia says, Enjoyed the Maxine Waters post on X, Mr. L. What was it?
I don't remember what it was.
But thank you.
I appreciate that.
I'll tell you what I'm enjoying.
My cut-up chatter.
My artwork here.
Look at this.
Look at this.
This is my new...
I've got this.
And I've got my...
Look at this.
I've got my...
Ointment gel?
Look at this.
I can't even tell you what it is.
Look at this.
Thanks to you.
Cut up.
I've got that.
Look at this.
Look at this.
These are like the talent of this.
This is very psychedelic.
I like it as I might.
This is beautiful.
Thank you so, so very much.
You are a delight.
So let me start with where we left off.
First and foremost, let me tell you where we are today.
The Democratic Party is not going to tell you, boy, you got us.
Boy, we're running scared.
Boy, we, ooh, that Al Green thing was stupid.
And hey, making fun of that kid with cancer.
What were we thinking?
They're not going to tell you that.
You know that, right?
I don't want them to tell me anything.
I don't want to talk to them.
I don't care.
I just want to see them tap out.
I just want to know if this hurts.
If they're yelling, if they're screaming, that's it.
They don't know what they're doing.
President Trump, for all of his whatever it is, is doing great.
It is beyond anything.
You know, I'm sounding almost like a true believer.
I'm sounding...
Oddly enough, I'm sounding kind of like I've drunk the Kool-Aid.
Okay, so whatever you want to do.
I call it the freedom Kool-Aid.
Because for four years, you've got to learn, don't get upset.
Just take it easy.
Relax.
Somebody was saying before, Mrs. Ellen and I were saying, what if...
Andrew Cuomo runs.
I'm telling you right now, if Andrew Cuomo runs for mayor, he's going to win.
Why?
Well, one reason is that we've got a subtard who is the mayor.
You like this guy?
Well, what do you want?
Is he worse?
Maybe.
Is he worse?
I guess.
What are you going to do?
We'll see what happens.
Do you find yourself anxious?
I'm asking you a very serious question.
Do you suffer from anxiety?
Do you find yourself, every time something happens, you go, what?
What?
Oh my God, what happened to you?
Take it easy.
You know what we've just been through?
43 days, what are you talking about?
Trump's like this, okay.
He gets shot in the head, okay.
We'll get this, okay.
We'll do it, okay.
We'll figure it.
This is the Trump era of dominance.
I keep telling people, America is back.
I'm going to say something to you again.
I've got a good friend of mine.
He's probably watching right now.
I'm not going to say his name, but he's Russian.
And he knows more about what's going on in Russia and Ukraine.
And the best thing he ever told me was he says, you're right.
You've got that right about Russia.
That's the best thing in the world.
You know who else is right?
Kelly McKinnon.
Oh yeah.
Kelly says, Mr. L, your commentary on President Trump's address to Congress has been brilliant.
Of course it has!
Because, but I'm saying, thank you.
But it's true!
I'm just telling you what the truth is.
He did this.
He did this.
I'm just, that's like me saying, well, the Godfather was a great movie.
He did it!
I'm just telling you what's great about it.
But I thank you for that.
It is true.
And remember, I was the one who was telling you before that there were times in 2016 or later on that President Trump was acting incoherent.
And many people got upset.
I don't want to tune in to hear that.
I said, I'm not going to lie to you.
So remember something.
When I tell you something, it's true because America is back.
And the radical left doesn't know what to do.
Why?
Number one.
They've been paid off for decades.
They didn't care.
If we don't win, we'll steal it.
Look what they did with that Dominion thing.
What was that about?
And Smartmatic and Jesus God!
They took Fox for almost a bill?
I don't even know.
They went after Alex Jones?
Wait till we find out who did that one.
I'm just telling you something.
I'm just telling you.
And I want people to understand something.
It's over with.
They don't know it yet.
You know, when something happens, it's like, please ladies, I hate to tell this terrible example, but when you've been kicked right in your In your Johnsons or the boys or the sisters or whatever Gene LaBelle uses, you feel the pain, you feel the touch first, then you feel the pain.
You don't feel the pain right away.
You feel the touch.
You go, oop, I've been touched, and then comes the pain.
So when you put your hand on a fire, you feel the touch of the burner first, then you feel the fire.
So what's happening right now is we are seeing what's happening, but The Democrats haven't felt it yet because they think the money's still there.
They haven't seen anything yet.
I'm talking to people, insiders, insiders, and this is important because the mainstream media, which represented the kind of like the propaganda arm of the radical left, they're shutting down.
They are shutting down.
Look what's happening to ABC.
Good Morning America.
They're moving to Hudson Yards.
And this one's over here.
And CNN's over here.
It's going to be done.
MSDNC.
Nicole Wallace and that idiot.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Miss Smarty.
She's so smart.
Rachel Maddow.
You're out of your mind.
You are out of your mind.
You know how when somebody said, ooh, you said something about black people, ooh, that's it.
What?
Ooh, you said it.
What?
I didn't mean anything.
Doesn't matter what you meant.
You said it.
Well, we're going to do that.
Even if you said something, it doesn't even matter.
You could be, you know, poleaxed by virtue of just having to breach the subject.
We're going to turn that into Nicole Wallace.
Nicole Wallace is done.
Done.
Done.
And I wouldn't want to do anything to that little boy.
But if I could somehow say, do you think that I was used?
Rachel, do you think I was used?
Do you think it?
Tell me that.
Tell me that.
What?
Tell me that.
There she is.
There's cut up.
The private thoughts at most, restrained by uncertain threat, completely removed.
People are inspiring each other.
It becomes a new paradigm in ways you can't even believe.
President Donald Trump is absolutely, again, and you have, I have these friends of mine who are saying, well, you know he did this wrong, well, you know he did this, well, you know this, you know the...
It's 43 days!
Or 44, 45 now.
He's done more than the radical left has done in decades.
And let me say this again.
The entire world is watching.
Look what Weehan is saying.
Look what Indy is saying.
Look what RT is saying.
Look what Pravda and Tass and others.
And look what Sputnik is saying.
And look what this is saying.
And look what...
Look with BBC.
Just listen to everybody.
Even Piers Morgan, who doesn't know what he's...
If Piers Morgan thinks with his British accent, people love that stuff.
What has he ever said?
What has he ever said?
I'm a journalist.
Oh, shut up.
But even he notices.
He notices.
The world is watching it all.
This is not just a presidency.
It is a movement of strength and prosperity and national renewal.
It...
Is, I'm telling you, a revolution.
And the Democrats are in full-blown panic.
Because they're saying, we ain't got no money here.
Elon Musk, we ain't got no money.
Did you see that picture where he was in the back, sitting next to that Botox lady, and then Cash was sitting over here, and they ran out of seats.
They came with the last, and once his name had to be up there.
We who previously said anything got the hose, the fire hose of which we're trying to drink.
Indeed.
Listen to what's happening.
That guy, Elon, changed everything.
And they're saying, we don't have any money.
We don't have any money.
Hey, ABC, we don't have any money.
Where do you think this was coming from?
I think it was Bill O 'Reilly who said the best line was...
Mark Simone, he said, Bill O 'Reilly said, there's a new member of The View.
Did you see this?
Yeah, it's the lawyer.
They hired this lawyer to sit there and basically tell Joy Behar, well, let's say that, issue the apology.
What kind of show is that?
The Trump train is moving full speed ahead.
I know these sounds, these metaphors and similes and analogies, but it's true.
It's like a freight train.
And it's leaving, it's breaking through, leaving destruction in the wake of, for the corrupt establishment.
They don't know what to do.
They don't know what to do.
And look at this crew.
You've got Nancy Pelosi chewing, gritting her cud, whatever she's doing.
I don't know what she, she looks like an animal chewing its cud.
She's sitting there with her cane.
You've got Al Green who doesn't even know.
Couldn't explain, well, I'm just waiting about health care.
What health care?
Well, I don't know.
I just want to get up.
I'm just going to get up.
Owen Schroyer got him at the airport.
He says, I'm on the phone.
See, I'm on the phone.
You weren't on the phone.
You were listening to music.
And by the way, he was somewhat nice.
But he's worthless.
Who's the other guy, too, who said that Guam was going to tip over?
What's his name?
Al?
Anyway.
The Democrats are exposed.
They have no plans, no ideas, no nothing.
Do me a favor.
What is your position?
Go to any Democrat and say, what's your position?
What is it?
By the way, have you seen this too?
Now that there's these, and I love the fact that there's influencers, a lot of internet people.
They're running around the Capitol, driving people crazy, like Rashida Tlaib, who holds up.
Some of these messages are like some.
Not all, but some of your messages, to me, they're like, what?
This isn't normal.
What's not normal?
You mean you're not normal?
This isn't normal?
What does that mean?
This is not right.
What's not right?
This is not right?
You're not right?
What does this mean?
You don't want to hold up a sign where your motto is what?
Huh?
Man?
Legend?
That's a what?
But they're walking around and they're driving these people batshit crazy.
The modern-day Democratic Party is not a political force.
It's a flailing, desperate, and weak coalition of radicals with nothing left but obstruction and trans nonsense and identity politics and identitarian nonsense.
They offer no solutions, no policies, no worldview, no leadership, only outrage, deception, pissed off, self-destruction, that's it.
You like that?
There they are.
Have at it.
Shameful.
What they did at the State of the Union was won for the Ages.
This is, this is, when, when, when you hear some guy walking around with a burn noose and you're watching something and they say, you know.
Even they're saying, they're finding the disgust.
And there's somebody mocking and testing the sincerity of a child with cancer.
You can see his little...
When that father picked that son up, I lost it.
I lost it!
And he's hugging.
He wanted to hug the president?
Did you see him in the White House?
What a show!
These rat bastards sat frozen as Trump outlined the greatest economic resurgence in decades, and they couldn't care less.
That's what it's about.
Not Epstein.
The Democrats refused to clap.
Even acknowledged, as the president honored a young cancer survivor, all they had to do was this.
Right on.
You know, something like high wave or...
Nothing.
Even Pocahontas kind of laughed like, ah, you son of a bitch.
I got you, darling.
She was a good sport.
That's the best way to act.
I would have been like, me?
Pocahontas?
Oh, I would have sat there with a head...
Of course, you can't do that.
But then again, you can piss off the Indians because look what they did.
They have no...
There is no APAC for a Native American.
Democrats squirmed, fidgeted, In silence when Trump declared America is no longer bowing to China that they can, oh, shoot.
They heckled like petulant children, proving they're not fit to govern.
They don't have anything.
It's like being run by a bar full of drunk people.
And this is a part of their legacy.
A party of destruction, obstruction, embarrassment, failure, no plans, hate, contempt, limitations.
And that rat bastard, Salazzo, Cuomo.
He's going to win.
He's going to win.
Grabbing women, putting COVID people in nursing homes, killing them?
Remember Janice Dean?
Remember Janice Dean?
I think her in-laws, right?
Her in-laws both died.
And she couldn't even do anything.
I know.
But she was supposedly, she's a weather person.
And today...
And the Rockies, it's going to rain.
Like rain of death!
She worked the Cuomo thing into the weather.
It was true.
But, I mean, she busted his balls.
Remember when he was...
Remember when his daughter was dating somebody and he sent this poor state trooper up to, like, the Canada border?
And every day he did this.
Every day, I believe.
The weird...
Oh, he's so eloquent.
He's not eloquent.
And his father was full of shit.
His father sounded like pompous.
It was the most strained and forced oratory ever.
Mario Cuomo.
And why did he all of a sudden say, I don't want to run?
What did they come up with?
Remember when...
Josephine Ferraro, remember that?
They found out about her husband, something like that, and mobbed up her.
I don't know what the hell it was.
You see, he and these people, they don't care about American people.
This is their piggy bank.
They come in, they make all this money doing nothing.
They only care about regaining power through lies, smears, obfuscation, prevarication, division.
This is what these people do.
And I'm right.
But here is their problem.
Americans can see right through them.
We know this.
What are they going to do?
I ask you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, tell me what it is that they want.
What do they want?
You can't answer the question.
That's why we're winning.
Like you can't believe.
The mainstream media, I'm going to say it again, collapsing.
Did you see that?
Today I was watching.
I put this little bit, Joe and Miegeron with Steele and Michael, oh, huh?
Because it was interesting because it showed how Steele was even saying, don't be nice, be mean.
It's like, okay.
And this is, and then you got Junk Yogurt, he's jumping size because he has no soul.
Always sweating, always looks uncomfortable with that crazy, and Emphysema, whatever her name is.
Anna Melanoma, whoever this person is.
I don't know.
The young turd.
She's screaming and yelling, but somebody grabbed her butt or something.
I don't even know.
I've never understood.
See, I don't watch these people.
I don't watch these people.
I was watching some great stuff.
I watched Judge Napolitano.
I like him a lot.
Aaron Mate was good.
Scott Ritter!
Scott Ritter's a...
Scott Ritter, they see Israel a little bit differently than that, which is fantastic.
I love that.
Because it's very intelligent.
I can listen to that.
Junk, yogurt, couldn't carry his jock.
I love that expression.
Couldn't carry your jock.
The media, my friend, collapsing.
We know so many people.
Oh, my God.
And these people who are still, they don't even know.
That it's over.
You know what's the saddest of the sad?
We have these people here in New York.
They're like radio fans.
And they get together and they talk on little message boards.
I think 1010 wins.
That's a nice bumper music.
What do you think?
This is Falbo.
Oh, I like that too.
He's very good.
Hey, Slim Dingleberry from Windsor.
Do they have a new sound package?
What are you talking about?
They're living in the...
Well, this isn't good radio.
Radio is dead.
Well, this isn't good vaudeville.
I don't understand it.
And these are people, these are apolitical people who can't...
Listen.
We don't want to see...
We don't want to see change.
Can I mention where we went today?
Today, Mrs. L and I went.
It was a nice and rainy day.
We went to the Goya plant in Jersey City.
Oh my God.
They are terrific.
They work with Lens Warriors.
They are so terrific for helping children in charities.
They're so Goya cares and they're wonderful.
This is something which is so phenomenal.
I just had to share with you.
I could not believe it.
I mean, it went on forever.
Trucks, and we drove in.
I had to back the sedan.
It was a Yugo, a stretch.
How about when the people came up and said, what is it?
I said, it's a Yugo, and it's a stretch.
I had to back up a ramp.
It was wonderful.
But this was, you can't, You have to have food in a can.
By the way, some of the healthiest stuff you could possibly have.
But you've got to have food in a can.
And you put the can in a box.
And you shrink wrap it and you put it in a pallet.
That hasn't changed forever.
Certain things don't change.
You've got the pallet, you've got the thing, and the forklift comes and moves it, and they've been doing this for 70 years.
Plus.
But media, Are changing.
Media are changing.
Are, it's a plural now.
Medium, media.
And their lies can no longer compete.
And while some things are the same, food, AM radio, by the...
AM radio is dead.
Talk radio is dead.
You can't talk about anything.
Even Fox News.
Fox News can't even talk about this.
They only go to a point and they stop.
They just, I mean, it is so pathetic.
What you need and what you're used to is the truth.
And I'm going to tell you, there is something here that's a revolution.
And for years the media, including Fox and others as well, and even Newsmax to an extent, they waged an all-out war against President Trump.
Maybe not so much Newsmax, because Newsmax didn't know what it wanted to be when it grew up.
But OAM was good to, for a while, I haven't watched that.
I don't know what they're doing.
But it was okay.
But I don't look at those.
I can't look at that as, they're not going to give you a program.
I need to have somebody who throws it at me.
And says, this is what happened today.
This is the brutal truth.
I see some stuff in memes.
There's some stuff on X that is so great.
It's unfair.
Unbelievable.
It's the greatest stuff ever.
And I'm able to go brrrr and it kind of gets what I want to do.
But I want to talk about it.
They had that congresswoman Crockett.
She's pulling a Tiffany Henyard.
Dancing and rap and all that kind of stuff.
Okay.
And they showed me the picture.
Now you want to talk about her?
What?
Let's talk about it.
Sometimes we do miss a little bit of depth to say, well, what's her problem?
Well, she's doing a dance.
Okay, she's doing a dance.
So what?
What does this mean?
What does the dance mean?
By the way, did you see Bruce Springsteen was doing something the other day?
I'll never forget Bruce Springsteen sitting in that diner.
Bruce Springsteen sounds like he's trying to pass a hockey puck stool.
This is your friend Bruce Springsteen.
Come on, Bruce!
Push, Bruce!
Push!
Born to run!
You got the runs?
I wish!
He always looks like he's in pain.
This is Bruce Springsteen.
How did he write this stuff?
Tunnel of Love, all this great stuff.
Radio Nowhere is, I think, maybe my favorite song.
He's just...
This is Bruce Springsteen.
You sat at that diner and you told me to vote for Biden?
And you slammed our president?
No, sorry.
How about also that other, that dingleberry, what's her name?
Sheryl Crow.
I'm selling my Tesla.
Who cares?
I was choked.
He gets on my nerves.
Oh, who do these people?
Adrian Brody, did you see that?
He is so through.
Pilgrim Media, he puts the R in Arcane, who says Al Grok, L-A-I Grok is better than sliced bread on the X app.
It's very good too.
Chaji B-T, the stuff that is still, it is incredible.
And wonderful, depending upon how and what you use it for.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
Now let's also talk about some other important things too.
I want you to understand this thing.
The media.
One day they're going to say, Daddy, Mommy, Grandpa, what was CNN?
Oh, my friend, CNN.
Remember when CNN was the greatest in the 80s?
It was like the most Bernard show.
This is a Bernard show.
Not George, but this is a Bernard show.
There was one guy who had the chiseled face and the white hair and you had, oh my god, it was just Aaron Brown and I used to go on CNN a lot.
It was really, you really had to know stuff there.
You really had to know it.
Not now.
No, no, no, no.
Not now.
These folks spread such a...
Did you see them spreading this nonsense about January 6th?
They're told, just keep saying this.
Nobody cares about January 6th.
And I hate to say it, we're getting tired about Epstein.
I know.
I know what you're saying.
You're not going to find any pictures.
You're not going to find any videos.
You're not going to find any names.
It's not going to happen.
You got the names.
We're done with these people.
Impeachment hoaxes.
And I love when Trump said, how'd that go for you?
You threw every bit of lawfare at them.
Everything they could to undermine, to smear, and deceive the American people.
And Jonathan Caper, you're out of there.
You see, there's a lot of people that they should can.
You know, who?
And Judy Fang, who?
And Maidu Al-Madamidu, who?
You know, Mendy Muda, who?
I don't know who these people are.
And there's Rachel.
There's Rachel, who basically says it was despicable.
A little boy with cancer.
That's good, Rachel.
Pack your bags, kids.
Are you MSD?
Yeah.
Rachel here, the assistant principal.
That's right.
The assistant principal decided it was despicable, so they did a double team on the kid with cancer.
First came Nicole, then came numbnuts Rachel.
Pack your bags, put them in a box, put all your personal effects, we're out of here.
Because tomorrow your door code is not going to work.
Your emails are going to be done.
It's over with.
Go to HR.
Why?
Because the last thread of pulsing life that we had, the only reason that we even existed, was just destroyed by Rachel Maddow, who had to put the nail in the coffin.
You think somebody would have been in the newsroom.
Who would walk through and say, if anybody, if anybody, if anybody mentions that kid with the cancer, I'm going to get you with a fish mint and a scallopini hammer.
You will not be recognizable when I get done with you.
Do you understand that?
Anybody who mentions a kid with cancer is fired immediately.
Anybody?
There's a lot to talk about.
Talk about the weather.
Talk about climate change.
Talk about this.
Talk about how his numbers don't work out.
Talk about how there might have been some real issues as far as whether we had a 400-year-old man getting Social Security.
That's fine, but don't talk about the kid.
And if you're not going to talk about Lincoln Riley, don't say anything.
This is the most...
We are on...
They're going to call a code on this.
I hate to say this.
MSDNC, I was thinking about this.
I've got a dear friend of mine who's in hospice now, and I thought, which is so terrible.
Thank God for these wonderful people.
I don't want to compare the two, but they're on life support.
You don't understand it.
I don't think they understand it.
It's over.
Not only is it terrible, nobody cares for this.
I've got so much information.
So much information.
Mrs. L gets up.
I swear to God, I go from the door to the kitchen and she'll give me 20 things.
You hear about this?
You hear about this?
Oh my God!
In the old days, nothing would have happened.
Cut Up Chatter says, Demise is natural when the rubber hits the road.
I love your...
You know, you should write sayings for like...
Do you ever go to...
Remember when you had placemats?
Did you ever go to like a place where you go to like a diner and they had a placemat?
And they had a placemat for kids to give them crayons.
And then they would have like Confucius say, Sun Tzu said, you'd be very good at that.
Incandescent idiocy only shines underwater when the sun isn't out.
Oh!
I don't know what that means.
Isn't it proud to be an American?
By the way, any non-Americans here?
Get out.
Just kidding.
I'm proud of being American.
You know what?
I haven't heard from Lee Greenwood in a while.
And you know what?
Thank God.
Oh my God.
I'm proud of being...
Lee, please.
Please.
No, no, no, no, no.
I liked it, but it's like, don't ever become...
What does it have to do with doing something over and over?
I understand it was a theme song.
And you know what else I'm glad I'm not hearing?
YMCA.
That was a gay song.
It was about bathhouses and things like that.
Nothing wrong with that.
Of all the things, how about Mr. President?
How about Raining Men?
You want to do that one next?
You know who co-wrote that?
Paul Schaefer.
I never understood some of the stagecraft.
You know, fanfare for the common man.
I like when they say, Kids will never know that sound.
Remember what?
Watch out, you'll flood it.
Great Robert Klein routine before he went out of his mind.
Anyway, but as of today, my friend, the reign of deception is dead.
CNN's ratings are in free fall.
MSDNC, forget it.
Hemorrhaging.
The New York Times?
Who cares about the New York Times?
When was the last?
Who cares?
It used to be, remember, honey, the Sunday New York Times?
Oh, my God!
The magazine section, the travel section, the pencil sharpener section, the homeware, oh, my God, it's the auto...
It was, and even the Sunday New York Post was kind of fun.
It was great.
I like that.
Done.
Done.
And the Post is like, who cares?
It's done.
The Daily Mail, and now they're paywalling it, which is okay.
Journalists right now are getting fired left and right as media companies realize no one, not only believes it, but no one is watching them anymore.
No one.
Somebody was saying years ago in this, There's a real problem in New York, and that is the decline of the, not the diner, the deli.
There was a time when people were not really eating pastrami by the pound on two pieces of bread with Dusseldorf mustard.
It just, it just, people got healthier.
And it's not that, it's not that the food was bad, but people's, people's taste changed.
William Oliveri says, just imagine the next three years are going to be, That's exactly right.
Imagine what they are going to be.
You're going to be exhausted.
You're going to say, please, go!
I can't do it!
You know who's fantastic?
Caroline Levitt is terrific.
She is so good.
Poor Cash Patel.
I'm telling people all the time, would you just wait?
Bobby Kennedy.
There was a story today to see about...
About his wife, Cheryl Hines.
Remember, Connie Hines, by the way, Connie Hines was on Mr. Ed.
So, don't get him confused.
She basically said, Connie Hines said, what was it, honey?
I give him the ultimatum.
If you fool around, I'm out of here.
Cheryl Hines.
Connie Hines' wife, this was Wilbur's wife on Mr. Ed.
I made a mistake.
Cheryl Hines.
She knew exactly when she married this guy.
Pilgrimedia says, boring person talking to you, just say and cut.
I love that.
That's good.
I had a friend of mine who had a very good DJ voice.
He had a real puker voice.
And whenever people would say something stupid, he would say, fascinating.
And walk off.
Most of the people that we meet are just stupid.
You have no idea.
I've got, some people, the worst is, so, what's new?
Oh my god!
So, what's new with you?
Well, what do you think about this?
Have you ever heard people have to, what do you think about this Trump?
Can you be more specific?
What do you think about, did you see that, what do you call it, the State of the Union?
Yeah, what do you think about that?
They ask you this general question.
What do you think about that World War II?
What do you think about leprosy?
What do you think about post-nasal drip?
What do you think about it?
And the worst is what people get into.
I got into this argument the other day with this jerk-off who was arguing with me about Rule 48A.
And Judge Ho, which is kind of fun to say.
And I'm thinking, you don't even know what you're talking about.
But he's arguing with me.
Because he thinks he knows federal rules of criminal procedure for reasons I don't even know.
Do you remember how the networks after the speech, we're going to be talking about it, put it this way, it took us days to get up.
To get over the Zelensky thing.
You know what you've been through?
Remember the Zelensky thing?
Holy shit!
Honey, did you see that?
And the guy Zelensky came in there and he started yelling at him.
Next day.
I can't believe it.
He was yelling at him.
Third day.
And they yelled at him.
We couldn't believe what we saw.
Third grade education, most people.
But also, how do we say this?
You know, cut up.
Cut up.
There's a...
There's this propensity that people have to believe that somehow they're imbued with the ability to understand something.
They think they understand it.
And there's nothing scarier than that.
Sometimes it's great to say, I really don't know that much about this.
Remember after Trump's speech, they were trying to spin his success into failure?
And people are saying, what are you talking about?
And that little boy again.
And his father?
Did you see his father with a Texas shirt?
That's right, man.
We're going to talk.
You go, what is this?
There's something about seeing black guy with a cowboy hat and a big star and a belt buckle sound like George Strait.
It throws people off.
I'm thinking, this is fantastic.
Now, we tried to send him a cowboy hat.
But apparently, he went through their security, and they had to snick it.
And meanwhile, Crockett's doing this Lizzo stuff.
You see where Lizzo was the other night?
Nobody recognized her or cared.
Anyway, my friends, people are abandoning the mainstream media.
You know, that's true.
The truth, and also, it's just boring.
Americans don't want to care about the truth.
It's absolutely boring.
The media, it's collapsing.
It is so done.
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Remember when we were so embarrassed under Biden?
Did you ever feel embarrassed?
Did you ever feel, seriously, did you ever feel like, oh God.
People would say, some would say, I don't care what people think.
I kind of don't, I don't really care what people think.
But wasn't there a time when you thought to yourself, oh my God, this is horrible.
This man's walking around, he's out of his tree.
He's probably dropping a, you know, a deuce in his depends.
Look at him, he's sitting there, look at him.
Look what he's doing.
He doesn't know what's going on.
He was whispering.
Do you remember this?
No, you probably don't.
I do.
I think back sometimes and I wake up in a cold sweat and I think, how did this happen?
And now we have President Trump and people are complaining.
I've got somebody complaining about, of all things, Jeffrey Epstein?
It's like, what is this obsession?
Sometimes I think people are, there's something a little bit weird.
Just a little bit.
Huh?
Thank you.
Huh?
Oh, people are the strength.
You have no idea.
I want to do a show.
You ready for this?
It's called How F'd Up Is This?
And every day I would put on a show and most of the people would be people I know.
But I would say, on today's show we have, this is it.
This man is married to this one, and this brother-in-law lives next door.
Get this.
He came in and stole their silverware.
How effed up is this?
Remember, that's...
What was that thing called?
That's...
Remember Fran Tarkin and Kathy Crosby?
That's incredible!
That's amazing!
What was that show called?
ABC?
That's amazing!
That's incredible!
That's incredible!
Mine would be, that's up!
That's completely up!
Yes.
Completely.
Oh, Kevin Ujver, he said, transgender mice, who paid for those stupid things, pong paddles last night?
By the way, Kevin, don't talk to me like that.
You and I know, they say it wasn't transgender, it was transgenic mice.
Okay, so what?
After four years, that's what you're concerned about?
It wasn't transgender.
He doesn't know the difference between transgender and Biden.
He showered with his daughter.
Listen to you.
Just like our people who keep talking about Epstein all the time.
Dirk McGee says, huge shout out to Lens Warriors.
Much fame and love.
Thank you, Dirk.
What a beauty.
Don't forget to follow her.
Pilgrim Media says the Epstein obsession appears to be a mania.
I think you're on to something there.
And they never, they're not telling me what it is.
What do you want?
I want them to have the label, the list!
We have the list!
No, you don't understand.
And I'm trying to tell them, no, no, here's what you should, but nobody's listening to me.
So I give up.
I just, remember, you have to know when to give up.
People aren't listening to you.
But it's okay.
Trump's president.
I don't care.
That's okay.
What do you think Joe Biden's doing right now?
He's asleep.
He's got a train, a web of drool from the drool drool coming out of his mouth like some mucilidious library paste that's stuck to his pillow.
He's sitting in bed.
He probably got Matlock, old Matlock on the VHS.
Big Dick Daniels says, if Diddy turns into a show trial, Diddy, I forgot about him, will the mainstream still be hanging on, clinging to another distraction, distortion view at that point?
Dick, let me thank you.
Can I call you Dick?
Some people are George's, other people are Harry's, but you're a dick and I mean that sincerely.
You know, the Diddy case.
I'd love to.
I'm sorry.
I'd say, did he?
Or didn't he?
Did he?
We're going to go to trial.
Did he?
Call your first witness.
Axe, number...
No, no, no, give me that.
Axe, who are you?
What's your name?
Well, I don't want to give you my name.
Why not?
What's your name?
Well, I wanted to, you know, I want to maintain my anonymity.
Did you sue him?
You didn't care about your anonymity then, did you?
No.
You didn't care about that, did you?
No.
So who are you?
I don't want to tell you who I am.
How old are you now?
53 years old.
53?
When did this happen?
What?
Okay, so when was it?
What day was it?
What happened?
What happened?
Was it a Tuesday?
What day of the week was it?
I don't know what day of the week.
You don't know what day of the week it was?
How do you know what happened?
Oh, I know what happened.
Well, what happened?
Who was there?
Oh, yeah?
Prove it.
How do you prove it?
Did you go to the hospital?
Did you call the police?
Did you have any scars?
You've got to help me with this.
Do you have any pictures?
How many people were there?
How many people were there?
I swear to you, their story couldn't hang up.
And the Epstein case, I know you don't want to hear this, I know you don't want to hear this, but don't tell me that 250 cases of all those women were all underage.
They're not.
There were some people who were over the age who were certainly trafficked, but I'll bet you a bunch of them seriously are going to say, I wasn't trafficked.
I was over the age.
What are you talking about?
I knew exactly what I was doing.
I knew exactly what I was doing.
Oh, no, no, that's trafficking.
No, not necessarily.
Trafficking is threat, fraud, or coercion to get you to do something you don't want to do.
If these people say, I lived there, so you don't want to go there.
Let me explain something to you.
Sometimes the lawyer in me says, I'd love to try the case.
I don't want to cross-examine witnesses or hurt them to the point where they're upset.
But I would love to sit there and blow things apart and say, that's not what happened.
That's not what happened at all.
Time out.
Time out.
What happened with Gene Hackman?
Was it murder?
Yes or no?
I know I'm changing the subject, but that's what I do.
Life's like that, buddy.
Life's like that.
Was it murder?
Yes or no?
Answer my question.
You're the grand jury.
Was it murder?
Yes or no?
Now, most people are going to say, I don't know.
I haven't read any police reports.
You're not going to hear anybody say that.
No idea.
They're going to say, well, I saw daily mailers.
I don't know.
They'll have an opinion.
But do you think it was murder?
Yes or no?
Big Dick Daniels said, he had that breakdown is what I told my wife today.
Straight from Uncle Lenny's.
And the medical examiner was the same with Epstein and Hackman.
Well, you know, it's funny.
The crime scene, and they're really slamming the Santa Fe police.
So do you think it was murder?
And if you do, how do you know?
Why do you think it's murder?
What do you know that I don't know?
Proverbs has got it right.
I don't know.
Now, do I think it's...
Am I feeling murder?
No.
No.
Not really.
Remember, I...
You know, remember John Douglas?
John Douglas was the...
John Douglas was the profiler who was the inspiration for Scott Glenn in Silence of the Lambs.
When I was on WABC, I never met the guy.
He came in there one time, and I had him on this show for like, I don't know, three hours.
And of course, you go, you can't have somebody on for three hours.
Who says he's the most fascinating person I've ever met?
These were the idiots.
This is why radio, these idiots, when you've got somebody who's so fat, change the rules, blow them on, have the guy on.
Joe Rogan goes on three, four hours with Bill Murray.
One of the most boring interviews ever.
But anyway, we're talking to him.
So years later, I talked to Douglas.
I said, what do you think about such and such?
He said, I'm not going to go on TV.
I don't know anything about it.
I've got to have the file.
I've got to see the police reports.
I've got to see the pictures.
I don't know anything.
What am I going to do?
They had Michael Bodden, very respected, the day of the Hackman thing, and they were asking, what do you think, doctor?
He said, could it be murder?
Could be carbon monoxide.
Carbon monoxide!
I said, well, I don't know if it is carbon monoxide.
It could be carbon monoxide.
Pilgrim Media said, if it was murder, would they release toxicology?
First of all, I don't even know if they did.
They said there was no carbon monoxide.
Okay, fine.
Some people were suggesting that his heart, his pacemaker stopped.
Right?
Stopped.
Now, what's the question you should be asking?
People say this all the time.
They don't know what the second question is.
It's like during the O.J. Simpson thing.
People would say, you know, I got a question.
How come there wasn't more blood in the Bronco?
And the answer to the question is, why was there any blood in the Bronco?
You're missing the point.
What, there should be more?
What, are you a blood splatter expert?
Oh yes, I'm the Dr. Henry Lee, I know about this.
So somebody said, alright, well his pacemaker stopped.
What's the question?
Needed a battery change?
Look what Proverbs said.
Why did it stop?
How about because somebody put a bullet in it?
I'm just saying.
Remember, we don't have a body.
The question is, could there be a problem with it?
Remember, one of these days we're going to be hacking into these things.
What is the person?
Why did it stop?
There used to be an old joke.
So-and-so died.
What happened?
His heart stopped.
Oh, okay.
And I'm thinking, well, that's sort of, you know, whatever it is.
So why?
I got to talk to a pacemaker expert.
Do these things stop?
And would a pacemaker, would that affect, isn't it connected to something else?
You put the phone in there.
The guy was 95, would it be an arrhythmia?
I don't know.
These are questions I want my team to ask.
And what about her?
The dogs are interesting.
First of all, this murder-suicide thing, everybody would say, well, you know, if that were the way it was, normally, you know, you're in bed.
Oh, there are rules to this?
There's rules.
Well, normally, you know, they're in bed together.
Oh, you know this for a fact.
There's a rule.
I mean, it makes sense, doesn't it?
Kind of like this kind of a joint thing.
Murder-suicide, normally, as you do, is staggered.
I don't think the interesting thing is there's two things I think are interesting.
Not so much him, but the dog.
And then, what about this?
The dog wasn't their dog.
It was another dog.
Was there one of these doors where the dogs come in?
I don't know.
But the dog is inside the closet?
Yes.
Yes.
And the bathroom I found out today.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Full-body internal telemetry is coming, Mr. L. Indeed it is.
So one of the things would be, first and foremost, another thing, look, again, I don't know how long, luminal, is there any blood around here?
Or is it just mummification?
We don't know the name here.
We're not sure about these names.
So what I'm saying is, we have to ask the question, was there blood?
Was there...
I think there were pills or something.
What pills?
Who knows?
We don't know.
But it doesn't seem by virtue of this, from what little I have seen, from the people I have Read from the folks I have heard of.
If any of that...
Again, I'm piecing this together.
Does it?
It doesn't grab me.
It doesn't sound like that.
And then they're going to start slamming the police.
Now, what I want to know is the will.
Who gets what?
They don't have any children.
I don't know how this thing works.
Anyway, the point of the matter is we don't know.
We don't know.
Pills were blood pressure.
I don't know.
Don't know.
And everything that we hear is going to be wrong.
Everything that we hear.
So anyway, this is great and everything and I love all this stuff.
But we don't know anything.
The interesting part about this and the OJ case, by the way, most of these cases, most murders are not, it's obvious.
These are very, very, very, very rare.
We have talked about, I think maybe you talked about this, maybe you heard about it, the notion years ago of an ice bullet.
An ice bullet, something that is kept, that is so cold, it goes through and it just melts, there's no fragment, there's no nothing.
You just don't know if there's a hole there, but it doesn't, I mean, it's melted, that's one thing.
There's a, the hardest, the closer that you become to somebody, the more difficult it is.
Complete stranger.
Serial type of homicide is the worst because there's no connection.
None.
None.
On that subject, the best one, not the best, but the best thing I ever saw because I don't understand how this thing works.
I don't understand This notion of this rage, the monster that comes over you.
I have to appease the monster.
Was it Giles or Brian Giles?
What was his name?
Pierce Morgan did one of the best...
It wasn't Pierce, but it was...
It was...
Yes, it was the serial killer and it was...
Bernard Giles.
Bernard Eugene Giles.
Serving five life sentences.
He hit five women in like 11 months.
And he was a late...
This is the weirdest thing.
And there's no way for you to say this, but he was a late bloomer.
Started very late and in five months.
No, no.
It was ridiculous.
Normally it takes years and the cooling off period.
This guy was...
Hell bent.
He had to get this thing done.
And it was very, very quick.
And it wasn't really...
I've got to be careful how to say this.
It wasn't really dramatic.
A lot of this.
And it was more like, let me just get this over with and satisfy whatever it was.
So anyway.
And this guy was...
And he was young.
And they always say, my favorite is, what was it?
What was it that pushed him over the edge?
What does that mean?
Well, you know, they always say the big three.
He had enduresis or bedwetting.
He teased small animals and set things on fire.
You know how many people tease animals and bedwet while committing arson?
They're not serial killers.
You can go into the prison population and look at 1% of the people there, and they're not serial killers.
The worst people in prison, they're not serial killers.
What is it about this guy, Bernard?
What made him say, I've got to go on a crime spree!
I've got to do this!
I've got to exact my wrath against innocent people to satisfy this demon!
Why?
So there's this one scene, and Pierce Morgan, who's talking to these people, and he's just asking these basically nothing questions, but he said, Mr. Morgan, Do you enjoy, I'm paraphrasing, do you enjoy doing, what do you enjoy doing?
He said, what do you love to do more than anything in the world?
He said, when I did this, he said, I could see the atoms vibrate.
It was the rush of rushes to him.
I heard Angie Stone got took out by Sony.
She made a video like Prince and Michael prior to her, well, to her going.
You know, you always got to ask yourself, people oftentimes make more, you know, oh, you know who that story, you often hear something about someone or two that is, what is her name?
Ellen's old, Ellen DeGeneres' old, what's her name?
Remember the one who died?
Anne Heche.
That's a weird one.
That doesn't make any sense.
That was supposedly, supposedly, she was about to reveal something and that kind of thing.
Supposedly.
Well, I don't know.
Let me go back to Bernard Giles.
So Bernard Giles said, when he did this, he said it was the most exciting thing in the world for him.
He said the atoms vibrated.
So it wasn't necessarily the idea of he had rage or whatever.
It was just...
I never heard this.
It was just wow.
So it was something to think about.
Now when you talk to people about this...
And you ask the question, they will oftentimes make the mistake of thinking, oh, you're glorifying this.
Wrong!
You've got to understand, what is it?
Remember the movie Backdraft?
When Donald Sutherland played the arsonist?
Remember this one?
Remember that?
And he was explaining about how the fire starts.
Well, those are there too, but a lot of fires are industrial reasons.
But the point is, Anne Hayes said maybe she was about to reveal something and blah, blah, blah.
Okay, fine.
The thing I do not understand, if I was the king of the bad guys, and I had this person here, and I said, okay, we've got to do something about this.
First of all, If you want to do this, just have them disappear.
Don't just...
Why are you leaving anything?
Don't do anything.
It's like our friend Mr. Epstein.
What was that all about?
Unless you want people to know this is what happens to you.
Then again, that presupposes that the people that you're talking about are smart enough to know these things.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Do they go to a school?
No.
Do they learn this?
No.
Do they...
Why would they do this?
I have no idea.
But I will tell you this.
The best place, and listen to me carefully, if ever you do something obvious, make sure it goes on the internet.
And within 24 hours, you will have every idiot.
Big Dickie says, you're right.
Okay?
Whatever I said.
You will have more people confused as to what happened.
Just let people talk about it.
I'm telling you, don't hide anything.
Do it in front of everybody.
Here it is.
The O.J. Simpson case was so obvious, but little by little, bit by bit, as they started looking at it, these little things came up, which made...
No difference.
The idea of framing him.
Framing him!
Who knew where he was?
Anyway.
So let's just leave this.
Let me remind you, ladies and gentlemen, of the following.
Number one.
Stay away from as many people as you can.
People will drive you crazy.
Especially stupid people and people who don't know anything.
Number one.
Number two.
Know what the big picture is.
Don't worry about extraneous little things.
There's always going to be something that people love to point out because they're unable to identify stuff that matters from stuff that doesn't matter.
They're unable to tell it.
They just, they don't know.
For reasons I don't know, they just do.
Cut up, by the way, Chatter says, the bad guys don't know what each other is up to as each other.
Sometimes more than one.
Labredo is being read.
Oh, Labredo, I guess, is being read.
Ah, yes, that's true.
You know, we had some of the best...
I loved stupid criminals.
Stupid.
And sometimes you would say, please let this go to trial.
Please.
But they would always plead because there's no...
And one guy...
I remember one time they came in, and I don't want to say his name, but he had a very interesting name.
And they had like these many files.
I said, what is this?
This is one guy.
It was armed robbery.
And it was always on, it was convenience stores.
Friday night, he would come into our town and do this stuff, and then go back, and he would make a loop.
And they had every conceivable, I mean, this guy had, and I said, how are they, well, anyway, they caught him on one, and he started talking.
They had him convinced he was a mastermind.
How did you do this?
You could, oh, yes, I did.
No, there's no way he could have been responsible.
Oh, yes, I did.
Oh, yes.
So they were driving him around, and he would say, well, here's what I did.
I came up with this on Friday nights, and I would start with here, here, here, here, and here.
And he was in the back of the car, handcuffed like this, with his arm behind.
And he looks, he says, and they were at a, you know, a convenience store.
And he says, wait a minute.
He said, see that guy going in there?
Yeah, he says, I robbed him.
He works at another store.
I'll bet you anything I remember.
He remembered everything.
And that's another thing, too, is their memory is very uncanny.
So the detective got us to say, excuse me, sir.
Yes, he says, would you mind coming over here?
I'm at the police bar.
Would you take a look at this guy in the backseat?
Do you recognize him?
And the fellow walks over and goes, oh my god!
He points at him and the guy in the back, the bad guy says, hey, how you doing?
Like, good to see you again.
He didn't understand.
It was a little slow.
But he was almost like saying, see?
See?
And it was just, and he did this and they had cameras and they were looking for him in stakeouts.
He just did this and they got up on one and he just was...
There was one time in the old days when you would have I don't think I had them now but in the trays in the trays they had these two prongs with a plunger and you put the money in and when you take the money out the plunger would go up like this and trigger something and then this camera would start taking the pictures and you could see the camera behind it.
It looked like a speaker, like a music speaker.
And the person there would be loud and we're like, they can hear it.
So, one day, somebody came in.
Robberies were the best.
He came in and he wanted to, he robbed this place in the neighborhood.
He said, I need some kind of a mask or something.
So he put on this helmet that he had, like a motorcycle helmet.
But it had a frosted glass.
Well, it turns out he was a motocross.
He was competitive.
And his name was in the front.
His name was like, you know, Dingle Hut or something.
It was weird.
But he had stickers and STP.
And he had it for so long, he didn't even notice his name.
Didn't even notice it.
He just had this for so long.
So he's like this, and he walks in, and this person behind, and this guy's a professional.
He's been robbed many times.
He looks up, and he says, no.
No.
No, I'm not that.
Look, you can see, like, stickers.
Like, somebody put that on.
So anyway, he's out of the way.
Well, no.
In fact, he didn't take all it.
He reached over and tried to take the money.
He says, uh, you left some here because the bait money was there.
So he said, oh, thanks.
So he reaches over, and he pulls it, and just then it was...
And it was a picture of his hand and the mask, clear as a dingle fritter or whatever his name was.
You know, look, anyway.
So the guy shows up, detective, he goes, hey Barney, how you doing?
They knew each other.
He says, you got the film?
Yeah, we got it.
He goes, listen, one of you goes, well...
Probably not going to help you at all, but I think the guy had a name.
Maybe he borrowed somebody else's helmet, but there was a name.
I wrote it down.
Dingle Fritter.
Huh?
So he walked over.
Remember in the old days of convenience stores?
Maybe you don't.
They had a phone with this metal cord that was attached to the phone book.
So this guy gets, this is before the internet, and he looks and goes, Dingle Fritter?
Wait a minute.
There's one over here.
It's a couple blocks from here.
Do you think?
I'll go over.
And maybe, I don't know, 20 minutes, half an hour later, they show up and this guy's counting the money.
And he comes to the door and he goes, you know, got you.
How did you know?
And the cop looks and he points to the helmet.
And he said, he looks at it.
I said, kind of like, alas, poor Yorick.
I remember the detective said, who?
I said, forget it.
But anyway, that was it.
And I even had the film blown up just so I could have this poster of this guy leaning over with his helmet.
I mean, you know, he pled, damn it!
I could tell you more stories like that.
They're not going to make any kind of TV show, but of mine would be stupid criminals.
Just stupid.
Tell you one more true story.
This is the best one ever.
It wasn't mine, but I heard about it.
It was the last time we had something called, actually had a lineup.
An actual police lineup in the jail.
And it was such an ordeal.
Because this is what the guy looks like, and you went there and said, everybody's got to be roughly the same.
If he's a black guy, you can't have black people.
You can't have white and one black.
You have to have, they had a jumpsuit, they zipper it up so in case there's any kind of hair, you know, there's chest hair.
They had to look kind of...
And you sat around and you looked at him, and if the prosecution wants them all to look...
Unlike this person, and the defense wants everybody to look identical.
So you have to fight to figure who's who.
So anyway, they finally agreed on five or whatever it was.
And they had their room, just like on TV.
The lights, they bring them out.
They can't see.
They have a speaker.
And supposedly, the...
It was a home invasion rivalry, and somebody said, give me all your money, 10s and 20s only.
Something like that.
It was a bad case, by the way.
Bad factual pattern.
But the woman, I believe, says, he said, give me all your money, 10s and 20s only.
But the way he said it, he had a list for this or that, some kind of way.
I remember the way he said it.
I will never forget the way he said it.
Can you have him say that?
Yes, I can.
So he says, number one, repeat after me.
Give me all your money, tens and twenties only.
And he says, give me your...
You got changed for a twenty...
I'm sorry, what was that again?
Thank you very much.
No, I'll get it.
He goes, no, no, thank you.
It's not an audition.
Thank you.
He thought he got it wrong.
Well, he's not the guy.
Number two, give me all your money, tens and twenties only.
He's auditioning.
He's actually trying.
He doesn't understand.
The third or the fourth?
Might have been the third.
Steps up.
There's a microphone there.
And he looks out and says, that's not what I said.
You can't make this up.
Soul76 says, regarding subject, Glengarry Glen Ross, great movie.
Yes.
No, I think you mean, didn't you mean Usual Suspects?
Glengarry Glen Ross, I don't think there was a lineup there.
I think it was Usual.
Wasn't it Usual Suspects?
With Kevin Spacey and the only memorable movie that Stephen Baldwin was in.
In any event, I've had it up.
I'm wasting your time.
I'm wasting your time and it's my fault and I apologize.
So, Soul76 can.
Cut up, chatter.
Cut up, look at this.
Thank you so much.
I've got all my utensils and my devices.
Thank you for the emollients as well.
Thank you for this.
It means so much to us.
You are so kind.
Your kindness is without peer.
Big Dicky Daniels, thank you so much.
Mr. Media, thank you.
And Dirk McGee, Kevin Oujveri, and let me see, William Oliveri.
Oh, Kelly McKinnon, thank you.
And thank you for this.
Thank you for being a part of this.
Thank you for being a part of our event.
Remember, I want you to relax.
We're going to win.
We're going to win.
Do you understand this?
We're going to win because we have won.
And also, remember, if there is a God, three election cycles.
This election, of course, midterms, and then the next election.
After that, Democrats are dead.
Kaiser Soce, King of the Goons, that, of course, was, I think, usual suspects.
That was a one.
Kaiser Soce with Kevin Spacey.
All right, my friends.
Thank you.
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Have a great and a glorious and a beauteous night.
Thank you so much for watching.
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God bless America.
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And God bless you.
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