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March 2, 2025 - Lionel Nation

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Oval Office Showdown: Trump Tosses Zelenskyy — 'You're Gambling with World War III!'—

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	God bless this president.
	God bless President Trump.
	I cannot watch enough of him bitch-slapping that tooted-up coke fiend, Zelensky.
	And if that guy wasn't on some kind of adulterant, I don't know what or who is.
	It was absolutely beautiful to come into our Oval Office in front of our president and speak, in essence, to us that way.
	It was disgusting.
	Absolutely disgusting.
	And you know what's even more disgusting?
	Are the people who, honest to God, think that Zelensky is a legitimate warrior or that the Ukrainian cause is legitimate?
	They don't understand yet what it is.
	Russia was goaded, pushed, provoked.
	Do you know how long this has been going on?
	No.
	People don't know anything.
	People don't understand the first thing about anything involving the history of what's going on.
	In fact, what they do is they have this kind of a rudimentary sense of I don't know what.
	They still believe that Putin decided to try to claim Ukraine because of some desire to reformulate the I guess?
	The Soviet Union?
	Is that it?
	Like Piers Morgan, the twit of twits?
	And it's not about liking people.
	Because remember, Zelensky and Putin were about to negotiate this.
	This is what I'm trying to tell everyone.
	And nobody knows it.
	See, that's another thing too.
	If you don't know the facts, what are we talking about?
	I've talked to people who've opined about UFOs or JFK or geoengineering or 9-11, and they don't know anything.
	They don't know anything.
	They have kind of like a bumper sticker, drive-by, double-parked view of the world, and they think that will enable them to say something.
	And I'm saying, no, you don't understand this.
	You don't understand this.
	And also, it's...
	People will reduce this into this simplest form of who's a good guy, who's a jerk, who's not, who's...
	That's the part which I find fascinating.
	Fascinating.
	I don't really understand this yet.
	If you don't look at the background, how can you possibly find yourself in a position of opining?
	And the only reason, and this is the best part, we use the word Nazi all the time.
	In the Ukraine, in Ukraine I should say, I don't know why I say the Ukraine, but in Ukraine, we have mentioned about this from Maidan to the Donbass to Donetsk and Lugansk and the neo, I mean real Nazis, not Fascistic.
	Real, legitimate Nazis.
	As in Stepan Bandera.
	They don't even know this.
	They look at you and go, who?
	Bandera?
	Antonio Bandera?
	No!
	What are you talking about?
	Ukraine!
	I don't know.
	Putin's bad, right?
	That's it?
	And that's it.
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	of.
	I don't understand, again, how I'm supposed to talk to people who don't know what they're talking about.
	And I'm not going to sit around and just placate people and say, well, that's your opinion.
	No, just because something is your opinion doesn't mean it's right.
	It doesn't mean it's right at all.
	You have no idea.
	I cannot tell you this.
	If you don't know, let me give you an example of something.
	The only, if I had to pick something, the only real marketable radio that's really good today, and always has been, believe it or not, is Urban and Latin drive zoos.
	Very interesting.
	This is kind of what zoos used to be.
	It's a far more provocative world.
	But urban and Latin kind of talk mixes and zoos and that sort of thing.
	By the way, zoo, the zoo format is when you put enough people in a room, somebody's bound to say something funny.
	And the other one is sports.
	Sports is...
	Here's what you really have to know about zoos, excuse me, about urban in particular and sports.
	If you try to call up and you try to weigh in about Diddy and you can't name a song or name a history or name whoever it was.
	I mean, if you try to talk about the Mets or the Yankees or the Red Sox and you don't know anything about the game, the history, the season, they will not talk to you.
	They will not talk to you.
	They'll say, thank you, goodbye.
	You say, I'm entitled to my opinion.
	No, you're not.
	You're not entitled to your opinion.
	You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
	You don't know what you're talking about.
	We're not going to talk to you.
	You don't know what you're talking about.
	But I have an opinion.
	Your opinion is nothing.
	It doesn't matter.
	You don't know what's going on.
	You don't know anything.
	You don't know the story about Diddy.
	You have to understand what...
	No, no, I can...
	I can win.
	And they will cut you off and they'll say, not now.
	Not now.
	In our world, it doesn't matter.
	In our world, you can say whatever you want.
	And people will demand, you must hear me.
	You must let me speak.
	But you don't know what you're talking about.
	Since when does that matter?
	Since when does that matter?
	This is the thing which is really important to understand.
	What President Trump did was he threw this coke-snorting thug, and by the way, they have been talking about this forever!
	His behavior!
	Why would you?
	Tell me.
	Anybody involved in any kind of drug addiction?
	Anybody?
	I'm not, but I've been around it.
	Historically, professionally, I've been around my virtue of my generation.
	I've seen it.
	When somebody says, I'm going to go into to speak with not just any president, not Joe Biden, but Donald Trump, who has this thing about being tough.
	Do you know why?
	Because he is.
	And he says things like, Sir!
	Sir, he loves respect.
	He loves...
	And if you throw down the gauntlet, if you were to try to engage him, he will cut your balls off.
	And will love it.
	And will say, did you see what I did?
	I cut his balls off.
	I mean, I really did.
	Did you see that?
	I sure did.
	Wow!
	That was great.
	Want to see it again?
	Yeah, this is where I cut his balls off.
	Baron, come here.
	Look at your old man cutting somebody's butt.
	This is called an orchiectomy.
	Watch this.
	Watch this.
	You know this.
	So you think somebody would have sat there with him and said, now listen, first of all, can you wear a suit?
	I mean, maybe, maybe, you know, even Elon Musk wears a jacket.
	You know what I mean?
	What is with these folks and, you know, with this Fetterman and I'm going to wear a hoodie and what is this stuff?
	You're going into this man's office.
	You're begging him.
	You're going to have to kiss his ass.
	Do you understand this?
	And what are you doing?
	Where are you wearing this?
	He doesn't understand this.
	Now, somebody also must have told him, now you're going to be respectful.
	Did you see the picture of the woman?
	Oh, I forgot to get it for you.
	She's a Ukrainian woman.
	She's like, oh God, oh my gosh.
	She's watching this.
	It's one of the funniest things ever.
	How can you explain this behavior?
	When he says, listen, JD.
	JD?
	JD?
	If this guy's not blowing, you know, snow blasting, if he's not, if this guy's not tooting up a storm, I don't know what, either that or he's crazy.
	I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt because if he's not under the influence of some kind of drug, He's crazy.
	To go to President Trump and treat him like that?
	What are you, nuts?
	I mean, it defies anything even remotely.
	Even remotely resembling rational thought.
	You understand what I'm saying?
	It's incredible.
	Let me go through a couple of things here.
	Let me remind you of this.
	This is really important.
	And I love when people say, oh, President Trump was rude.
	Excuse me?
	This is our...
	Remember, when he, when this punk, this twit is treating our president like that, he's treating us like that.
	Do you follow this?
	Gloria Handley, ladies and gentlemen, a new member.
	Handley, excuse me.
	Thank you, Gloria.
	Cutup says, every nuance is drug-induced disrespect.
	Well, that could very well be.
	I like that.
	I like that particular phraseology.
	Let's watch some of this, shall we?
	What do you say?
	You see the hatred he's got for Putin.
	It's very tough for me to make a deal with that kind of hate.
	He's got tremendous hatred.
	And I understand that, but...
	I can tell you the other side isn't exactly in love with, you know, him either.
	So, it's not a question of alignment.
	I'm aligned with the world.
	This never would have gotten to that point had this punk never pushed him.
	It would have never been here.
	If he would have sat there and said, Mr. President, I am honored to be before you and the great people of the great nation.
	Of the United States.
	And I thank you for your hospitality.
	It is my commitment, sir.
	I want you to understand.
	For peace.
	You just bullshit people.
	What you say behind doors.
	This idiot couldn't even do it then.
	Trump didn't jump into this.
	They didn't sit down and say, and another thing, you t-shirted son of a...
	No!
	It didn't work like that.
	I want to get the thing set.
	I'm aligned with Europe.
	I want to see if we can get this thing done.
	You want me to be tough?
	I could be tougher than any human being you've ever seen.
	I'd be so tough.
	But you're never going to get a deal that way.
	So that's the way it goes.
	One more question.
	I will respond to this.
	So look.
	J.D. is terrific too.
	This is a double team.
	This is so good.
	J.D. is so good.
	This isn't good cop, bad cop.
	This is bad cop and worse cop.
	This is great.
	Watch old J.D. And to refer to our vice president, the second man.
	As J.D.?
	What?
	Lavrov wouldn't have done that.
	For four years in the United States of America, we had a president who stood up at press conferences and talked tough about Vladimir Putin, and then Putin invaded Ukraine and destroyed a significant chunk of the country.
	The path to peace and the path to prosperity is maybe engaging in diplomacy.
	Do you know why, I'm going to say this again, do you know why he invaded, as you say, Ukraine?
	Let me say this again.
	And I am not trying to justify anything.
	I'm trying to explain it.
	You goaded him.
	He said, you are not going to put NATO on my border.
	No!
	No!
	You've lied to us since day one!
	But next to us?
	No!
	No!
	And they wanted to do that because people like, and I'm saying this again, people like Victoria Nuland and those bellicose ghouls listen to what I'm saying!
	I'm not...
	I'm not exaggerating here.
	They wanted, and Poodle kept saying, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
	No, you're not.
	Come on.
	And we're going to invite.
	They even said we're going to, and they never did it.
	They even said, another thing too, Poodle, let's see how tough you are.
	We're going to bring in...
	Ukraine into NATO.
	You got that?
	They're not even in.
	We're going to do it.
	And they kept doing it and pushing it and pushing it.
	They tried it with Georgia.
	They won a fight so bad.
	How long do you think we would have sat there if China, if anybody had been on our border?
	What do you think we would have done?
	Shit.
	Are you kidding me?
	Seriously?
	Seriously.
	Seriously.
	Does anybody know?
	Do I have to keep telling history?
	Do you understand what happened?
	What it was?
	The orchestrated...
	Do you need to hear Newland on the phone again?
	Is there anyone here?
	And listen, just raise your hand and just say, excuse me, I don't know what I'm talking about.
	I just was told that Putin's a bad guy and he's kind of scary looking and I don't know.
	Go ahead.
	It's okay.
	I respect that more.
	But do not engage.
	And J.D., I can't believe you said that.
	Get it straight.
	Get it straight.
	Look at Vietnam from the viewpoint of the people who live in Vietnam.
	What did you do?
	You came after us.
	What are you doing?
	Of course we're going to fight back.
	Of course we're going to fight back.
	And another thing too, and I don't want to get into this because I've learned I'm wasting my time.
	If you think that in the Middle East, as we call it, Israel, if you think there's going to be no Hezbollah or no Hamas, are you out of your mind?
	Do you think they're going to sit there and say, okay, whatever.
	Do it.
	Do it.
	This is just common sense.
	If I go up to any man or any person and insult his wife or his daughter or say something, do you think somebody's not going to slug me?
	Especially when I want them to slug me?
	All right.
	Again, it's the obvious that's the hardest part sometimes to explain.
	We tried the pathway of Joe Biden of thumping our chest and pretending that the President of the United States' words mattered more than the President of the United States' actions.
	What makes America a good country is America engaging in diplomacy.
	That's what President Trump is doing.
	Can I ask you?
	Sure.
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	Look at this.
	He occupied it in our parts, big parts of Ukraine, parts of East and Crimea.
	So he occupied it in 2014.
	So during a lot of years, I'm not speaking about just Biden, but those times was Obama, then President Obama, then President Trump, then President Biden.
	He should never be engaging this.
	He is showing you your hand.
	He is giving you the...
	He is saying, this is what I think.
	He is telling the whole world, I am not able to...
	Can you imagine Lavrov doing this?
	Or Medvedev?
	Or Putin?
	Or anybody for that?
	Anybody?
	Negotiating, talking like this in front of the world?
	Do you understand?
	Just nod.
	Just tell me.
	What you're seeing right here is unbelievable.
	Biden, now President Trump, and God bless, now President Trump will stop him.
	But during 2014, nobody stopped him.
	He just occupied and took.
	He killed people.
	You know what the contact was?
	2015.
	2014.
	2014.
	I was not here.
	That's exactly right.
	Yes, but during 2014 until 2022...
	Tell us about the time when Putin sat down with you and you were going to work on a deal and then Boris Johnson came in.
	Tell us about that, tough guy.
	Tell us about that.
	Put down the snowblower and the deer ring.
	Make sure you see if he's got that fingernail.
	Remember in the 80s, 70s, 80s, they had that one fingernail?
	Remember that?
	They had all these signs.
	Tell them about that.
	Oh, this is the most ridiculous.
	Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
	I'm not going to sit here and try this again.
	But if you really want to get sick, you really want to get sick?
	Well, first, let me see your great comments.
	This is so terrific.
	Cut Up Chatter says, reminds me of Rotten Teen dragging his friends into the talk with parents, forcing this conversation before the media.
	So hard to go easy.
	Knowing.
	Oh, yes, you're right.
	Absolutely.
	This is the most stupid thing in the world.
	Check out the picture of the Ukrainian official just cringing.
	Christian Genesis Zelensky called a suit costume that he would wear when the war was over.
	Interesting.
	That's the Fetterman school of thought.
	Raul says Zelensky purposely played the tough guy.
	I don't know if that was the idiot guy.
	Tough guy.
	Nobody said, hey, he's tough.
	No.
	We're going to break it.
	This was sheer stupidity.
	Rafael Legonde says, Sir, Macron coached him to come and disrespect Trump in the White House.
	I believe we need to go after him and make him pay for that.
	Macron is crazy.
	Macron was at least...
	At least he tried, remember, trying to touch the hand.
	But you pick up a very good point!
	You know, it's funny that you say that.
	To touch President Trump's hand like that, arm like that?
	Remember, they're going to break it off in him.
	They're going to break it off in him.
	And Cutup says, when my ex lied to my face, it was like hearing all his lies at once.
	Knowing his past behavior made having the talk so difficult.
	It was like ice.
	Wow.
	It's funny how real life basically comes back to us.
	And then this sniveling...
	Look, I don't want to say things...
	How do I say this?
	Sometimes when you get mad at people, you bring up things.
	Sometimes the way they act, the way they speak, the way they dress, because you're so angry.
	Sometimes you just...
	You hate everything.
	You hate their tie.
	You hate their accent.
	You hate everything about them.
	Especially when there are people who are such sniveling cowards that I despise.
	Like this twit.
	President Trump was in a very good mood last night.
	Somebody asked me, am I embarrassed about Trump?
	I have never been more proud of the president.
	You are a spineless, atesticular, sniveling, invertebrate.
	This implicit titmouse.
	You are an embarrassment as a man, as a politician, as an American, as a senator.
	He goes with the wind.
	He's like one of these people.
	All he needs to put his hands on his hips and shake his finger, Gomer.
	He would have our country in war.
	I don't know what deal he's made with the military-industrial complex.
	I don't know if it's AIPAC or whoever, the guns or Raytheon or somebody.
	But this guy is a puppet.
	He's a fraud.
	And I despise him.
	I was very proud of J.D. Vance standing up for our country.
	No, he's not!
	You idiot!
	J.D. Vance just got in the way of the deal you probably made when you get out of office when you work on some board afterwards, like Sam Nunn did.
	Do you know what J.D. Vance just said?
	He basically spat on your little bitch, on your girlfriend.
	Don't you understand what happened?
	This guy's trying to play every side against the middle, and he thinks you're basically an idiot.
	We want to be helpful.
	What I saw in the Oval Office was disrespectful, and I don't know if we can ever do business with Zelensky again.
	Wow!
	Oh, man!
	Who got his panties in the wad?
	Oh, man!
	Woo!
	This is serious business!
	This is serious business, my friend!
	My God!
	We need to see...
	See, this is the one thing which I...
	How do I say this?
	You know, the Academy Awards are coming this week, and I could not...
	I've never been more disconnected from those people.
	But there's one thing that they will tell you.
	A movie must be at least an hour.
	An hour and a half is good.
	Ninety minutes is good.
	Two hours are getting a little too long.
	If it's a short, then it's a short documentary or whatever it is.
	So you have to be able to spend some time.
	In order for you to really be imbued and saturated with the facts of the case, you need to spend time.
	And you can have it.
	With a one-minute to two-minute segment with this little titmouse going on Sean Hannity, barking nonsense, and then that's it.
	That is not analysis.
	I have been talking to you now for 26 minutes.
	26 minutes, and you're still needing to get the flavor of what's happening.
	This is why these people don't understand the notion of How do I say this?
	Of discussion, of reality.
	This is why somebody thinks that you can give a five-minute little reference or something.
	This is the most important thing in the world.
	You need time to understand it.
	You have to explain.
	And especially what I'm finding out is nobody knows anything.
	They'll jump into this.
	This was a White House circus.
	And J.D. Vance humiliated Zelensky.
	Threw him out like yesterday's garbage.
	It was beautiful.
	The smackdown heard around the world.
	Volodymyr.
	How much money?
	Wait until you see him on his estate and his villas on what?
	Cyprus maybe?
	Florida?
	I don't know.
	I hope...
	I hope they don't invite him like they did those Tate brothers.
	That's another story.
	Mr. President, you will rue that day.
	Nobody's asking me my opinion.
	Anyway, that's for something else.
	This idiot, Zelensky, expected his usual VIP treatment and unlimited taxpayer dollars.
	He thought, I'm going to leave with a shitload of money to give my wife, and I'm going to be the hero.
	Then they threw him out.
	Do you know how beautiful that was?
	Nobody does that.
	Let me say this again.
	Stalin didn't do it.
	Mao never did it.
	Mussolini maybe?
	And I'm bringing him up.
	I'm not trying to suggest Trump is Mao.
	But even the baddest, most bloodthirsty people.
	In the history of mankind, even they didn't do it.
	They didn't do it.
	And Trump said, you son, it was beautiful.
	He was met with a brick wall of magamite, my friend.
	And Donald J. Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance gave this little bitch a reality check so brutal, so humiliating.
	That insiders say the Ukrainian leader left in tears.
	Get him out of here!
	Trump goes full apprentice mode.
	It was great!
	I loved it!
	Forgot all about the Epstein debacle.
	Whatever that was.
	From the moment Zell shuffled into the Oval Office.
	In that stupid signature Army Green cosplay outfit, Trump's patience, you could see, was already running thin.
	I mean, he is trying to work through this, and you know, you know, you know that when Putin sat down with him and said, what would you do?
	What would you do?
	Would you invade?
	Mexico.
	If China decided to go on the border around Juarez, of course you would.
	And Trump knows that.
	And he's looking at this guy who is a fall guy.
	He's a little Thumbelina.
	He's a pretend.
	He's a Potemkin village.
	This Ukrainian leader who used to play the organ with his schwanz.
	That's a double pun there.
	This guy's been panhandling us for hundreds of billions of dollars with zero accountability and another thing!
	Let me also tell you something.
	We are so sick and tired of wasting our money!
	God bless Elon Musk, who, by the way, has his 14th kid.
	Good.
	You know why the left is so goddamn mad?
	Because he celebrates life!
	He celebrates him.
	He says, this is great.
	Pays for him.
	Puts him in his own little city.
	I mean, this is the guy.
	He doesn't celebrate.
	The left celebrates abortion.
	They go, people are there.
	I had an abortion.
	I had an abortion.
	I'm proud of my abortion.
	I had an abortion.
	I have an abortion.
	I had an abortion.
	I killed.
	I killed.
	I destroyed.
	I ripped with a cannula.
	And I took this.
	And I destroyed.
	And ripped.
	Yep.
	He's like this.
	Here's my new one.
	Here's X and here's Y and Z. And he's celebrating life.
	And they can't take it.
	Remember that.
	Remember I'm telling you this.
	They hate this.
	And also, you better look really, really carefully at this Academy Awards coming up Sunday because you may not be seeing this.
	Because God knows how much of this, also this cotton candy Potemkin village called Hollywood has been propped up by your money.
	And Zell, back to this tweet, he had the unmitigated audacity to demand more money?
	Even after American cities are crumbling, inflation soars, the southern border remains a mess.
	I told you this, what I'm talking about, people who are really in, I mean, people are not in the black, so to speak.
	There's a lot of problems.
	Bad move, Vlad.
	Or Volodymyr.
	Very bad move.
	Trump leaned forward.
	His iconic scowl locked in and blasted this twit with the verbal equivalent of a nuke.
	Oh, you again?
	Here to shake us down for more billions?
	Did you even bring a thank you card this time?
	You sniveling twit.
	You titmouse.
	You implicit little feckless...
	God, this pissant.
	I despise him.
	And the room was silent.
	Clearly not expecting this level of heat.
	Mr. President, we need to continue support, too.
	Trump cut him off in mid-sentence.
	It was beautiful.
	I love it.
	Thank you.
	No, no, no, no.
	You don't need anything.
	The American people are done.
	Do you know what that means, Vladimir?
	Done, finish, kaput.
	The gravy train?
	Has reached the last stop.
	You can pack your bags, buddy, because your little scam is over.
	It was beautiful.
	The atmosphere was...
	I was so happy.
	I was saying, yes!
	Oh, my God, yes!
	I wanted to tell...
	And Lindsey Graham, too.
	The staff held their breath.
	The moment had arrived.
	J.D. Vance, you're lucky we even let you in the door!
	Solinsky.
	Visibly shaken.
	Tried to regain his footing.
	But it was already too late.
	That's when J.D. stepped in for the kill.
	J.D. Vance, the known man.
	This guy's a hillbilly.
	This guy's probably skinned in field dress varmints and critters and possums and whatever it is.
	He knows how to take you down.
	J.D. is a...
	J.D. is a no-nonsense VP with the demeanor of a courtroom executioner.
	Shook his head and he sighed.
	He says, you know what amazes me, Zelensky?
	You know what amazes me?
	His voice dripping with disdain.
	How do you manage to beg for money?
	While also banning elections in your own country?
	You parade around the world talking about democracy while you shut down opposition parties, censor journalists, and arrest your own people?
	And what about Gonzalo Lira?
	That was one of ours.
	You killed him.
	You killed him.
	You tortured him.
	You could have just said, you know what, get your ass out of here.
	Ah, rough him up a little.
	Get rid of him.
	But even then, this was...
	Our citizen.
	You have no clue.
	You have no class.
	Maybe this.
	You're lucky we even let you in the door.
	J.D. Vance is beautiful.
	His eyes cold and merciless.
	Oh, my God.
	It was beauteous.
	Beauteous, I tell you.
	Oh, dear Lord.
	Oh, dear heaven.
	Oh, dear heaven.
	Our good friend Marketing with Tim says, Wore a suit when he met with B.B., but not Don.
	Uh-huh.
	Uh-huh.
	And be careful, though.
	Be careful, Tommy.
	Timmy.
	Don't say anything about B.B., because you'll be called an anti-Semite.
	But when I see members of our Congress, run!
	Oh, yeah.
	You know what that's about.
	Come on.
	Tom Malloy says, the walk of shame.
	Roger Wood says, Zelensky's cartoon.
	Indeed.
	Big Time says, good morning, Zelensky is a goof.
	And Big Time says, coming from a Canadian exhausted from Trudeau, it's nice to see Trump treat these clowns like the business they are.
	And our dear and delightful Carla, the cooking CEO, says, loyalty cannot survive where deceit has taken root.
	Put that on the wall.
	Trust, once broken by lies, is not a bond to be honored, but a lesson to be learned.
	I'm sure never trust Zell and NATO.
	Trust no one.
	Absolutely.
	Big Time says, no clue, no class.
	Let these leaders know.
	Yes, indeed.
	And here comes Sparky.
	Sparky says, My Russian's almost as bad as my English.
	But didn't Zelensky insult J.D. Vance calling him a bitch in Russian or something similar?
	That I can check and I do not know, sir.
	That is very, very wise.
	But that's what happens when you get that instant courage.
	You know, Carla, tell us something.
	Say something one time.
	You know, I don't know why I'm thinking about this.
	Oh, Pilgrim says, homie don't play, wear a suit, pal.
	But we have Fetterman.
	Okay.
	You make a very good point.
	When somebody betrays you, if you're in a relationship and you have a spouse or whatever it is, and they betray you one time, one time, that's it.
	It's over.
	It's over.
	I recently had a...
	I knew somebody.
	They were going to counseling.
	I'm thinking, counseling?
	Counseling?
	This is like restorative justice.
	Counseling?
	What are you talking about?
	Counseling?
	No, no, no.
	Life is a very simple thing.
	I don't expect any kind of, you know, awards, but my trust is earned.
	And for the most part, my trust is easy.
	I don't do anything.
	It's easy.
	How do I have to earn your trust?
	Just don't screw me over.
	That's it.
	Knowing how people work.
	Knowing how things work.
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	You know, my friends, I've got to tell you something.
	You know, we always talk about what is tough and what's tough and who's tough and, you know, what's a tough guy and who's tough and everybody loves tough.
	One thing is, I'll tell you one thing about tough is self-respect.
	The first thing is this.
	If you don't respect yourself, if you don't have enough wherewithal to respect What you're about.
	How do you expect anybody to respect you in kind?
	How do you expect that to happen?
	How?
	So, that's the first thing.
	This guy was a clown.
	They picked him out of nowhere.
	Remember Chauncey Gardner.
	Remember being there.
	Remember, what was that movie, Ed or Bill, where they picked the replacement.
	You always get somebody who is the imposter.
	And somebody, some fool said, we're going to get this idiot to pretend to be the Ukrainian tough guy with his tough shirt.
	And somebody somewhere believed, yeah, yeah, that's a good idea.
	It's really going to play.
	And they stuck with it.
	And I don't know about you, but you ask yourself, where does this come from?
	How did anybody ever do this?
	Big Time says, big brains envelope great results.
	Big brains envelop, I guess, great results.
	I was very glad to see how J.D. handled Z. And I think the who have problems with how Trump handled him probably are on their second booster.
	Yes, perhaps.
	Perhaps.
	Let me tell you something.
	I...
	I don't know what this is.
	This would have never probably happened if this were, let's say, in Geneva or the UN.
	This was his home.
	This is his home.
	The Oval Office?
	This is the tabernacle of our...
	Do you know what has happened there?
	It's like St. Peter's Square or the Vatican or a basilica or the, you know, Mecca.
	You show respect for it.
	Think of...
	Everybody from the White House is what?
	John Adams?
	Since the Brits tried to burn it down?
	Do you know what this is?
	You came to his?
	And you never show this.
	You never show.
	Whether you're negotiating something, you never embarrass something.
	And what you also did was, you basically put yourself in a position because of I don't know what.
	You basically told the world, there's no coming back from this.
	And you also told President Trump, what am I going to do?
	Forgive him?
	You just let the world...
	The world now loves me more than they ever did.
	They love me more because they saw what a man acts like.
	And let me also explain something to you.
	And I think sometimes the word is lost, but I will remind you of this.
	This is what a man looks like.
	A man.
	Not a little boy.
	Not somebody with purple hair and a lot of studs.
	But a man.
	A real tough guy that we all love.
	Like we love the tough father.
	We love Newt Rockne.
	And we love Vince Lombardi.
	And the cop on the corner.
	And Patton.
	And we just love these people.
	And sometimes there was a steely, kind of a quiet countenance.
	I'll tell you, the greatest, I think, one of my greatest, maybe of all time, my great favorite American is George C. Marshall.
	Do you know that George Marshall worked, I think when he was first...
	First, he became chief of staff, or joint chief of staff, or whatever it was, on the day, the first day of World War II, when Hitler advanced or invaded Poland.
	I mean, his very first day, when he was a young man, he worked under Black Jack Pershing.
	Black Jack Pershing was like nothing you've ever seen.
	Forget MacArthur, forget all these people.
	Black Jack Pershing was one of two six-star generals.
	General of the armies.
	It was George Washington, received it posthumously in 1976, the Bicentennial, and Black Jack Pershing.
	Nobody.
	Nobody.
	Forget, again, people think, oh, the great Caesar, no, no, no.
	So anyway, George Marshall, George Catlin Marshall, working under him just as a, I don't know what he was, lieutenant, who knows?
	I have no idea.
	He wasn't getting Pershing's attention.
	Pershing wasn't paying attention to him.
	He wasn't paying attention.
	And what he did was, he said, excuse me, and Pershing got up and walked out.
	And he wasn't paying attention.
	And George Marshall grabbed him and said, I'm talking.
	You must hear what I have to say.
	And they looked at him, and you could feel the temperature in the room drop from the inhalation.
	They said, not only are you going to be fired, they're probably going to kill you.
	You grabbed Pershing, and he said, I'm right.
	And Pershing, so?
	Loved him.
	I think he was...
	I think George Martin was his best man or something.
	You've got these people.
	Matthew Ridgway.
	Oh!
	These people.
	Iron tits.
	Wore a grenade and a little first aid kit on his...
	He married, he had like six heart attacks, lived to be 90-something, married some woman like 50, forget Gene Hackman, he was just a wild, one of the greatest, saved Korea!
	This is, and they weren't like, no, they were, they were from another planet.
	They were from another planet.
	They did things, and again, it's also military, Patton!
	Patented something.
	This guy was independent.
	He was so wealthy because of his wife.
	He had polo hordes.
	He was the first person ever who said, no, we're going to do it this way.
	Why am I sitting here with a bunch of tanks?
	You're welcome.
	No, why am I?
	He goes, no, no, no.
	We're going to go after him.
	He goes, no.
	You don't advance with tanks.
	He goes, the hell we don't.
	And he actually, the 3rd Army, and the Germans said, are they coming?
	A tank battalion is coming?
	No.
	Yes.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, who was it?
	Don't get me sorry.
	I'm thinking of all these.
	Curtis LeMay.
	Curtis LeMay.
	Had that cigar.
	Had Bell's palsy.
	Took a B-29 or whatever.
	Used it as a dive bomber.
	They said, you can't do that.
	The hell I can't.
	These were like...
	And they all were a little crazy.
	They all were a little crazy.
	And you've got to be crazy.
	Sherman, U.S. Grant, a drunk!
	Believe it or not, something happens to these people.
	It's very interesting.
	I was reading that really great generals, and believe it or not, Churchill, when they were in, sometimes when there's battle, and the first time a bullet goes by, I heard one time there was this black Vietnam veteran, he says, like a steel mosquito.
	I love that.
	Once you hear that, and it goes by, and I'm sure the president heard it, it's this noise you never forget.
	Something happens to you.
	And Churchill said, I came alive.
	I didn't cower.
	I didn't drop to the ground.
	It was weird.
	That's why People who receive the Medal of Honor all of a sudden go into this, like, this reflex they didn't know they had.
	And they said, hey, just something happens to them.
	And it's battle.
	And it's being put in this.
	And they don't cower.
	They don't...
	That's Trump.
	For all his...
	The long time...
	Or, I love the way Victor Davis Hanson keeps thinking he has a Queen's accent.
	Victor Davis Hanson, by the way, mispronounces more words than anyone.
	But something happened.
	We saw something which was just, oh my God, it was.
	The historical significance, I recognize.
	I've heard of this.
	I've heard about this.
	Let me see.
	Let me see.
	Oh, Teresa Pollard says, Mr. T, Taking out the trash.
	Indeed.
	Big Time says, Alinsky going home empty-handed is like cheesecake on your birthday.
	If you don't get it, you aren't worth it.
	If you don't get it, you aren't worth it.
	Like cheesecake on your birthday.
	Wow.
	That's something.
	That's interesting.
	I don't even know what that means, but that should be a country song.
	Like cheesecake on your birthday.
	Wow.
	Naked in the Rain.
	One of my favorite songs.
	I thought it would be a great title.
	I don't know if anybody's ever done it.
	Sparky says, Zelensky isn't Jewish, nor has he ever claimed to be.
	Others claim he's Jewish to shield the Ukrainian Nazis.
	His mother isn't Jewish, and he never converted.
	Internet scrubbed this.
	Ask Mark Sloboda.
	No, you ask Mark Sloboda.
	No, you're probably right.
	But by the way, Sparky, they always say he's Jewish.
	And I believe it was like someone who said, And it might have been George Galloway.
	By the way, don't engage him in any kind of argument because George just he loves it.
	He loves the sound of you squealing between your blades.
	But he said That's like when they say, well, America's not racist.
	Well, because we got Obama as a president.
	You know, that kind of thing is like a shortcut.
	So I think you're on to that.
	Barry Taylor says, I often wonder how Trump closed the deal.
	He's tough as nails when he needs to be.
	Sparky says, your boy, Piers Morgan, pulled the Zelensky's Jewish so there can't be any Nazis in Ukraine.
	Fake card with George Gallery.
	Oh, yes, what I'm talking about.
	I saw that.
	It was fantastic.
	And he just, I mean, he like jumped on him.
	He wouldn't let go.
	Do you ever see a doll?
	Do you ever see like a dog with his...
	Anyway, Pilgrim Media says, Trump yelling to the heavens, fight, fight, fight.
	Indeed.
	Remember that.
	Remember that.
	Oh, these are incredible times.
	What are they doing?
	Do you think that...
	Do you think that Victoria Nuland's on the phone saying, what did you do?
	What did you do?
	What did you do?
	There was a guy years ago that heard this story.
	It was a radio.
	And somebody from the big office from the corporate called the program director.
	And Said the following.
	Imagine he's looking for Zelensky.
	This was the call.
	Hello?
	Corporate.
	Do you have some asshole there named Zelensky?
	Alright, that was it.
	So there was some guy on the radio who said something stupid and somebody from way up.
	Because when you're in corporate, remember, all talent dies.
	All creativity dies.
	Dies.
	All of it dies.
	That's why regular, dare I say, streaming with some guy sitting there in his bedroom, it's more authentic because you don't have some jerk-off uptown calling you because he's got to make budget or whatever.
	But anyway, but that's what they said.
	They probably thought, who is this?
	You had one job to do, Zelensky.
	One job.
	All you had to do was to go to the American people and say, we thank you.
	And what he should do, what most people should do.
	Have you ever seen this trick?
	Yes.
	And I have someone.
	This is little.
	I'd like to introduce you.
	I'm not going to do the Constitution.
	That's terrible.
	But her name is...
	Svetlana.
	No, that's Russian.
	I don't know.
	I don't know if they do it, but Svetlana.
	And she's eight years old.
	And what they did to her family...
	You know how they always make this story up and say it never happened?
	Half of the time you hear this, I don't want to get...
	In Sparky News, I'm talking about half of the time you don't even know how to make this stuff up.
	But all he had to do was just be nice.
	Just be nice.
	Love your country.
	Love your just...
	Remember when Khrushchev came to the World's Fair and they said, we love this guy.
	And then he got into this pissy match and Nixon was great.
	The kitchen debate.
	Remember that one?
	He goes, let me tell you something.
	It's just...
	He blew it.
	Let me tell you something, my friends.
	Speaking about blowing, I gotta show you this one.
	See, I just love stupidity.
	Sometimes things are just, you know, have you ever had, by the way, Big Time says, gonna write the song, Cheesecake on Your Birthday, if you like to boogie, let's boogie down while these goobers goof things up.
	Indeed, cheesecake, it's like lipstick on your collar, cheesecake on your birthday.
	I love that one.
	Like kissing your sister.
	Remember that?
	Anyway.
	There is this thing I love about stupid.
	And I love when stupid catches up.
	Because I want to say, Hey, Grandpa.
	Yes?
	Tell us a story.
	Okay, kids.
	Come on.
	Sit down.
	Let me tell you about...
	Did you ever hear about USAID?
	No, Grandpa.
	Well, let me tell you what happened.
	Before you were born, the country was in complete tatters.
	I mean, we couldn't figure out what the hell was going on.
	People were saying that boys were girls and girls were boys, and they even went so far as to say that you couldn't tell the difference between a man and a woman.
	And we couldn't figure out what it was.
	What was it?
	What's causing this?
	What's the reason for this?
	Well...
	This guy named Elon Musk came along.
	Who's that?
	Well, it's this South African dude who happened to be the richest man who's ever lived.
	And he came along, and he did, whether it was him or whatever, he said, let's do Doge.
	And Doge is a word, it sounds like Doge, like the Simpsons, or Douche, or it has that name.
	In West Tampa, the name, Is this word, which is a Cuban in particular, it means to hit somebody.
	When you say it, it means something.
	But doge, doge, it's doge, douche, doge.
	Boom, it became an onomatopoeia or something.
	I don't know what it was.
	Anyway, here's this doge.
	So doge came along, doge.
	And all of a sudden, this guy named Elon Musk says, hey, I got an idea.
	Let's get to the bottom of it.
	What if we're wasting money?
	What?
	What are you talking about?
	And the next thing you know, they said, hey, there's this thing called USAID.
	There may be a trillion dollars here.
	What?
	No.
	I'm telling you.
	Let's stop it.
	And then, it's like they turned off the water.
	And all of a sudden, have you ever seen like sometimes there's a...
	There's a, what am I trying to say?
	There's like a power failure or a car.
	I remember one time somebody hit a power, like a power pole or a, what am I trying to say?
	A power line.
	And all of a sudden you saw, everything went dark.
	That's what this is.
	They shut it down and everything, oh my God, they got old man Fleming's house, his house is out.
	Jesus, how far is this going?
	It's like a blackout.
	Remember the blackout, honey?
	What was it?
	95?
	I don't know what the hell it was.
	No.
	The last one.
	Early 2000s.
	I'll never forget that.
	Big Bob in the Bronx.
	We were coming back and he said, hey, look at that.
	There's no light.
	And it was a blackout.
	It was blackout during the daytime.
	It's hard to tell.
	Anyway, Doge came along and they turned the power off.
	And everything was connected to it.
	Music.
	Hollywood.
	2003.
	Hollywood.
	Politics.
	Money.
	Everything.
	They turned the spigot off.
	Do you understand it?
	Do you understand it?
	This is the thing which is so fascinating.
	It was like something nobody's ever seen before.
	And that's what happened.
	And that's what I'll tell little kids.
	This is what I'll tell them.
	I will tell them this.
	I will remind them of this.
	I will tell them this.
	And you're seeing it.
	And you're seeing it with, what's his name?
	You're seeing it with Zelensky.
	It's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen in your life.
	Well, anyway.
	So this.
	Idiot who's a buffoon.
	She's not even...
	Put it this way.
	I don't even want to use the word retarded.
	I don't even want to use crazy.
	She's not.
	It's like nothing there.
	Do you see what this is?
	This is a rock.
	Where'd you find this rock?
	This is the most soothing.
	It's a smooth stone.
	It's inanimate.
	It's not dead.
	It's not...
	It's just inanimate.
	There's no consciousness.
	It's a rock.
	This woman is a rock.
	Her name is Joy Behar.
	And she decided one day, she pulled this out of her ass and decided that she was going to go after the world's richest man who just is enjoying himself.
	And claimed that he was somehow a supporter of apartheid or Nelson Mandela, South African.
	Anyway, so immediately there's some guy in corporate who has to watch this and say, oh, pick it up.
	Apology.
	Send this down.
	Send this down to Behar.
	Just read this.
	What?
	Just send it down.
	Because they have to watch this.
	They issue more apologies than they do programming.
	They should have a show called The Best Apologies.
	Watch this, numbnuts.
	Musk was pro-apartheid.
	I don't really know for sure if he was.
	See, I don't even know if it's really right.
	I don't know if it's really right.
	I just said it.
	I have no reason to think he's pro-apartheid.
	I don't even know why he said it.
	I'm trying to make this apologia seem like I'm not really embarrassed for being the dumbass, this rock, this stone.
	Listen to this.
	Musk was pro-apartheid.
	I don't really know for sure if he was.
	He grew up at that time when apartheid was in full bloom before the great Nelson Mandela.
	Fix that.
	He was around at that time, but maybe he was, maybe he wasn't.
	He might have been a young guy, too.
	Might have been.
	So don't be suing me, okay?
	They're allowed to say any lie they want, but we have to be really strict.
	That's why this show's important.
	She is so, even then, you think somebody, and you know somebody said, that is your apology?
	That's it?
	You just made it worse?
	You idiot!
	You idiot!
	Oh, dear God!
	Our good friend here, let me see.
	Hang on a minute.
	Oh, she's so stupid.
	Our good friend, hang on a minute.
	Pilgrim says, throwing kids out of a hospital in Kuwait.
	Fake news.
	Remember that one?
	It was in the incubators.
	Yep.
	Sparky says, I remember Zelensky wasn't Jewish from when he was running for Ukrainian president.
	When it became an issue after February 22, I had trouble finding an interview.
	Isn't that something?
	And nobody, normally, it just goes to show you, Sparky, how little it takes for her.
	I've got a friend who says, but he's Jewish!
	I'm thinking, what difference does that make?
	Who do you think sold half of the slaves into slavery?
	Black people!
	African people!
	You don't go to a country and just say, we're taking these people, and you don't have any...
	The slave trade?
	Sub-Saharan slave?
	What?
	Do you know who's involved in trafficking?
	How many women?
	How many people?
	How many people from Mexico and the cartels sold their own people?
	Do I have to give you a story about this?
	Do I?
	Do I?
	Big Time says, acknowledging stupidity is a rewarding pastime.
	Oh, it is.
	But not only acknowledging it, but highlighting it.
	Big Time says, remember the 90s when they used to F with us, but we didn't have the internet to talk to each other, so none of us knew what the heck was going on.
	You're right about that.
	You're right about that.
	And remember one thing also, my friends.
	It's not the internet that's making us crazy.
	It's cameras.
	I swear to you, I know more people who just want to be at home with their camera to say, I am so beautiful.
	I am so beautiful.
	I love you.
	Narcissus would say, take it easy.
	No, no, look at this.
	Did you see this picture of me?
	Did you see my filter?
	Carla, the cooking CEO says, oh, brilliant, Zell.
	Zell will stick around a few more days, just enough to squeeze out some at the Oscars when he can play the ultimate victim and cash in on even more sympathy dollars.
	You know what?
	I hope that's true.
	But you know what, Carla?
	There's one thing about that.
	I don't know if somebody's going to say, hey, Zell, come here.
	I'm going to talk to you for a minute.
	Yeah, come here.
	Listen, things are dang.
	What?
	Things have changed.
	What do you mean things have changed?
	We heard about USAID, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, listen, we're not going to be able to help you.
	What?
	We're not going to be able to help you.
	You're not going to be able to help me?
	No, we're not going to be able to help you.
	Why?
	Because it's over with.
	It's done.
	It's finished.
	It's done.
	It's like disco.
	It's vaudeville.
	It's the cotillion.
	It's done.
	It's finished.
	It's over.
	Do you understand what I'm saying?
	It's over.
	You're done.
	And you did it.
	You did it.
	You should see I have one friend of mine who is Russian.
	When you say Russian, he's from there.
	When you say Ukrainian, they're intermarrying and they don't really...
	Anyway, you should see the people that they were, the conscripting old people pulling them into to fight.
	It's the most incredible thing in the world.
	And by the way, Scott Jennings.
	Have you heard of this new thing called Tourette's Syndrome?
	Have you heard this?
	Not Tourette's.
	Tourette's Syndrome.
	This is when CNN says, okay, we're not going to go the way of MSDNC.
	We'll have this Jennings on, okay?
	But we have to bring in a couple of others.
	One of them is Guy Tourette.
	He's the Comedian type, I guess?
	Who is the voice of something or other?
	Watch Mr. Jennings absolutely destroy these folks.
	Here he is.
	This is Ture.
	This is called Ture syndrome.
	And he's wearing, I like this, he's wearing the glasses from the days of chips.
	Maybe from the 70s.
	He's here and they're trying to say, who are you again?
	I'm Ture.
	Ture?
	Ture for Hollywood!
	No, that's not it.
	Ture?
	You mean I just...
	Ture.
	Ture!
	Okay.
	So, Ture is...
	He is the...
	I don't know who he is, but he is CNN's attempt.
	And they're just waiting for Mr. Jennings to move in.
	Can you be real for a moment that Doge is not about cutting money?
	No.
	No.
	Thank you.
	Mr. Heisenberg, Niels Bohr here, it's not about cutting money, ladies and gentlemen.
	Doge, it's not about cutting money.
	Right, it's not about spending.
	It's about shrinking government so that it would be too small to stop Trump with whatever else is in this plan.
	You got that one?
	It's to shrink government so that the government will not be able to repel You see what I'm saying?
	The same reason why we have a Second Amendment is for us not to protect ourselves or to allow ourselves to plink cans and to go squirrel hunting, but it's used to defend ourselves against marauding rogue regimes, which of course the left laugh at.
	So Ture is kind of using that by analogy.
	Why would the government stop Trump?
	Isn't he the head of the government?
	You're saying the government would be too small to stop Trump.
	If Trump's the president, why would the government, the bureaucracy, be actively trying to stop him?
	Because he is shredding the Constitution and creating an authoritarian dictatorship.
	No matter who was in office, I'm going to hold them accountable.
	Ooh!
	Oops, I hope you're not seeing it.
	I'm going to make sure the government is working for the American people.
	Both of you have an interesting point, which is that your view is that Trump is shredding the Constitution.
	Are you seeing this at all?
	Sometimes I run out of memory or something.
	Are you seeing this?
	Hang on a second.
	Let me see if I can close something down.
	Can I close something down here?
	Can I close something down?
	Let me see if I can close something down.
	Well, I can't close that down.
	Maybe.
	Maybe I'll close this down.
	Yeah, I'll close that down.
	Let me see if I can close this down.
	We're always closing things down.
	You know, life's like that.
	Sometimes when things get too out of control, you've got to close things down.
	All right, let's see.
	Hear more about that.
	But it seems to me that you all both believe that the unelected part of our government, the bureaucracy, has a responsibility to resist the political...
	Damn it.
	Is that your view?
	That's not actually what we said.
	They are upholding the Constitution, the principles of the Constitution, and at times...
	How is Trump shredding the Constitution?
	My God, he's a...
	I mean, seriously?
	Do we have to give you a civics lesson that we have...
	I don't know.
	Here's Ture.
	That we have...
	We put all power in the executive branch.
	How is holding the gun?
	The legislative...
	God damn it.
	The FBI, now we're in control of the military.
	We're silencing media.
	This is what you do in a dictatorship.
	Are you suggesting that the president is not the commander-in-chief of the military?
	You know what we're going to do?
	I'm sorry.
	This is just so brutal.
	It starts off great, and then as I start speaking, my memory kind of goes bad.
	It's kind of like Joe Biden.
	It's called Joe Biden.
	You see what I'm saying?
	It's kind of the way things are.
	Oh, I love this.
	Bandwidth.
	I've got to stop right now.
	There is nothing worse.
	People say, why don't you shut it down?
	Shut it down?
	Anyway, we'll get to that later.
	Let me just remind you of what this is right now.
	And maybe we can just be as...
	Let me see if I can close this.
	Maybe this might help.
	Yeah, this will help.
	Let's close this now.
	What do you say?
	Maybe that'll help.
	Okay.
	I think that did help.
	Well, let's see if we can do this.
	Let's see if we can watch it.
	Hang on a minute.
	Let's see if we can watch all Tourette's Syndrome again.
	Tourette, Tourette, I'm sorry, Tourette, Tourette, Tourette.
	May be real for a moment that Doge is not about cutting money, right?
	It's not about spending.
	It's about shrinking government so that it'll be too small.
	To stop Trump with whatever else is in this place.
	Why would the government stop Trump?
	Isn't he the head of the government?
	You're saying the government would be too small to stop Trump.
	If Trump's the president, why would the government...
	The bureaucracy would be actively trying to stop him.
	Look at Terrain.
	He is shredding the Constitution and creating an authoritarian dictatorship.
	That's why.
	And no matter who was in office, I'm going to hold them accountable.
	Well, that's Alicia.
	I'm going to make sure the government is working with the American people.
	Both of you have an interesting point, which is that your view is that Trump is shredding the Constitution.
	I'd like to hear more about that.
	But it seems to me that the unelected part of our government, the bureaucracy, Has a responsibility to resist the political leadership.
	Is that your view?
	That's not actually what we're saying.
	That's not at all.
	They're laughing.
	They're upholding the Constitution, the principles of the Constitution.
	By the way, did you see how she's looking?
	That's not what we're saying.
	She's like, help me.
	Somebody help me here.
	I don't know.
	I don't even know why I'm here.
	Constitution, and at times...
	How is Trump shredding the Constitution?
	Now watch.
	My God, he's a...
	She's laughing.
	Because he just is!
	What do you mean?
	Why is he?
	Because, dude!
	You know...
	I mean, seriously?
	Do we have to give you a civics lesson?
	Yeah, I know.
	Ture says, I'm going to get to the bottom of this right now.
	Okay.
	I don't know.
	We put all power in the executive branch.
	We put all power in the executive branch.
	He's not heard about the unitary executive.
	He's not heard about the separation of power.
	He just made this up because his name is Ture.
	The legislative branch, the FBI, now we're...
	The Legislative and the FBI is...
	What?
	...control of the military, silencing media.
	This is what you do.
	Silencing media?
	Que cojones!
	...dictatorship.
	Are you suggesting that the president is not the commander-in-chief of the military?
	I'm suggesting that the president is going to put in charge somebody who is going to contravene the Constitution.
	And at some near point, this conversation will look very silly for you because it would be obvious.
	And right now, you're gaslighting.
	He's going to get to the actual gaslighting.
	It will be clear.
	I'm interested in this conversation.
	He's going to put someone in charge who will contravene the Constitution.
	But who?
	What do you mean by that?
	The president is in charge of the military, is he not?
	You said he's going to put someone in charge of the military?
	The president is in charge of the military.
	That is how it works.
	He was elected president.
	We, according to the Constitution, vest all executive authority in a president.
	And the concept that the military should be an independent agency or the bureaucracy should resist the political leadership.
	She's wondering, I don't know why I'm here.
	I just hope my hair and makeup looks okay.
	I just really came just for that.
	To be honest with you, they told me they'd give me a blowout.
	You know, what the hell?
	But this government is extraordinarily dangerous.
	That's literally not what we said.
	Literally.
	I love this man.
	I love this man.
	You have no idea.
	Scott Jennings is...
	But I've got to say something.
	You've got to say something.
	And I'll tell you, at least CNN at least is smart enough to attempt this.
	MSDNC is gone.
	You know who's going to be next with that.
	Is Rachel.
	Or, very possibly, very soon, Zika and Meager and Joe.
	Morning, M-O-U-R-N-I-N-G.
	Morning, Joe.
	That thing is done.
	What do you think Zelensky's doing right now?
	What do you think?
	Where is he?
	You think he's just going through an eight ball or something?
	You think he's just wondering, like, what have I done?
	You just did it.
	We were this close.
	We're at the end.
	This guy who had probably never been challenged, I think like this, in his life, must be sweating bullets.
	Oh, you know why?
	Because of the heartbeat.
	His usual, you know, that puppy dog expression was replaced with panic.
	And then came, of course, my friends, the final humiliation.
	The bitch slap heard round the world.
	I just want you to remember this.
	And you saw it.
	The moment every hard-working, tax-paying, God-fearing, American, Constitution-loving American had been waiting for, J.D. Vance, you saw it, and once with...
	delivered a resounding roundhouse, this earth-shattering, model-fueled...
	across Zelensky's pampered, European-funded face.
	It was absolute gorgeous.
	The sound reverberated, ladies and gentlemen.
	Through the White House halls, through the world everywhere, from the G7 to Davos to you name it, to the UN, they thought, holy shite!
	The Founding Fathers felt it in their graves.
	Zelensky, did you see him when he got back in his car and he's on the phone?
	He walks back, gets in the car, he's like, get the hell out of here!
	And the best is when Trump says, by the way, everybody here, enjoy the food, you eat it!
	Zelensky stumbled back, eyes wide, jaw slack, confused, bemused.
	The look of sheer humiliation was worth the price of admission.
	That's for the American taxpayers, Vance declared, shaking on us.
	Now get the hell out!
	The rumor erupted, the city, everywhere.
	What do you think Putin was thinking?
	What do you think he was thinking?
	What do you think he was thinking?
	He was in particular like, can you believe this?
	They must have like a...
	Like a private phone or something?
	The red lines are going, hello?
	Hello, Donald?
	Yeah.
	Damn, dude!
	I know.
	Wow!
	I know.
	Holy shit!
	I know!
	God!
	Damn!
	He must have just...
	This is one for the ages.
	We've never seen this before.
	Never.
	Can you imagine the next person coming in?
	They always bring some guy from, like, you know, Moldavia.
	He goes, how are you?
	Listen, I'm just here to have fun.
	President Trump standing up, standing tall, clapping slowly.
	Secret Service agents exchanging knowing smirks.
	White House staffers struggling to contain their laughter, the guffaws, the cacanations.
	One insider swears.
	Swears?
	I'm not sure about this.
	Melania had to cover her mouth to keep him laughing.
	Meanwhile...
	The White House staff feasts on a decadent banquet.
	As Zelensky stood there, like he just dropped a steamer, there he is standing there, stunned and embarrassed.
	Beyond belief.
	The White House staff carried on as if nothing had happened.
	Because honestly, nothing important had happened.
	Nothing.
	And the real patriots, the Trump loyalists, the America First warriors, you, MAGA movers and shakers, we're busy enjoying an extravagant all-American banquet while this son of a bitch is in his trunk.
	Get out of here!
	Steaks, thick, juicy, dripping in butter, fried chicken, crispy, perfectly seasoned mountains of mashed taters, drenched in the finest American gravy you could find, wine, top shelf.
	Perfectly aged, being toasted to the end, the end of Zelensky's freeloading ways.
	Oh my God, it was delicious.
	And while Zell stood there shaking and humiliated, trembling, crying, whimpering, I think I saw it, the Trump team toasted to a new era of America First dominance.
	And then...
	Then, the final humiliation.
	Oh, yes.
	Trump snaps his fingers.
	Get him out!
	I've had enough.
	Get him out!
	And that was it.
	The command.
	The final blow.
	Hit it.
	J.D. Vince grabs Zelensky by the collar and with zero hesitation escorted out of the Oval Office like an annoying door-to-door sailboat.
	Get out of here!
	Zelensky stumbled out, of course, face flushed, crying, completely destroyed, ravaged.
	As the door slammed shut, hitting him right in the ass behind him, the laughter filled the rooms.
	Cacanations, guffawed, it was wonderful.
	Trump, grinning from ear to ear, turned to his team and said, gentlemen, this is what winning looks like.
	This is America!
	And the room erupted in cheers.
	The meltdown begins.
	Oh, my God.
	And the media are losing their minds.
	Because within minutes, ladies and gentlemen, within minutes, left-wing propaganda outlets were frothing at the mouth.
	CNN called it the darkest day in diplomacy.
	I wonder what Ture thinks.
	Not!
	MSDNC shrieked about Trump's fascist White House.
	The New York Times sobbed, sobbed openly about abandoning democracy.
	But the American people?
	Oh my God.
	They loved it.
	I loved it.
	You loved it.
	Social media went wild.
	Bitch slapped for freedom.
	Trended on X. Memes flooded the internets.
	It was gorgeous.
	Mrs. L was out of control.
	I had to stop her.
	Get down!
	Zelensky returned to Ukraine empty-handed, his scam officially over.
	And President Trump, huh?
	He raised a glass of wine, doesn't drink, but raised it, toasted the return of America first.
	My friends, in peroration, the globalist era is dead.
	This wasn't just a meeting.
	This wasn't just a humiliation.
	This, this was a declaration.
	America is done, finished, through being the world's ATM.
	The MAGA revolution is here.
	Trump and Vance are calling the shots.
	Do you feel it?
	And if Zelensky or any other globalist ghouls and fiends and these jackals, these ferrets, these little rat...
	If these other stooges think they can stop it, well, they better start running.
	Ladies and gentlemen, stand up.
	I want everybody to stand up and lift something up wherever the hell, wherever the Washington, I don't know where it is, and thank God for this man.
	Thank God for President Trump.
	Thank God for President Trump.
	I don't give a damn about Epstein.
	I don't give a damn about Elon.
	It was Trump all the time.
	Not Elon.
	Trump.
	How many battalions does Elon have?
	Does Elon have the 82nd Airborne?
	No.
	Does he have the nukes?
	No.
	That is the biggest, baddest guy on the planet.
	And this twit did that to him?
	Oh my God.
	Ladies and gentlemen, it was beyond beauteous.
	Beyond beauteous.
	I don't even know how to put this into words.
	Ladies and gentlemen, let me see what you've got here.
	Cheesecake on your birthday.
	I still think it's a great song.
	George Lenz, ladies and gentlemen, in his own enigmatic way, says the president does not have to do anything.
	Zelensky's own will depose him.
	In the words of Uncle Junior from The Sopranos, he couldn't sell it.
	Indeed.
	Pilgrim Media says, will we ever find Biden's Svengali pulling strings?
	Never, sir.
	Well, The strings have been cut.
	Heard Zelensky, people have him up against impeachment.
	Have him up against impeachment post the Trump meeting.
	No money, not welcome home.
	Oh, let me tell you something.
	Don't think for a moment that if anything, put it this way, if anything happens to him, nobody will care.
	Raul says Vance boosts his standing in the U.S. Unbelievable.
	And what do you think President What do you think if in the Kremlin or whatever somebody goes to Vladimir Putin, excuse me, President Putin, yes.
	Could I speak with you for a moment?
	Yes.
	Do you have your phone handy?
	No.
	Come here.
	You've got to see this.
	What is it?
	You're not going to believe this.
	Look at this.
	Holy shit!
	Is this a meme?
	Is this AI?
	No!
	This is happening!
	No!
	This is...
	This is real?
	This is real?
	Imagine also, God, for the poor people in the front line of the Ukrainian army, this is your leader?
	And his wife's on the phone with him saying, if anything happens to our villa in Cyprus, I swear to you, I will have what's left of your balls.
	Do you understand this?
	You promised me billions.
	This is...
	And then he went on Fox!
	He went out with, uh, not Kill Mead, who was it?
	Huh?
	Red Bear.
	And he went on again and said, no, get out!
	I'm very sorry to be here.
	No, schmuck, get out!
	Let people forget it!
	Let the sting!
	You know when the, remember the old days when you would walk it off?
	You know when somebody coming behind you said, are you okay?
	She just kicked me in the nuts.
	What do you ask me?
	Am I okay?
	No, I'm not okay.
	No!
	Oh, it's beautiful.
	Wasn't this fun, my friends?
	An hour and 26 minutes?
	Did you ever have fun?
	Is this fun?
	Gloria Handley, a new member, I thank you.
	Cut Up Chatter, you were magnificent.
	Christian Janus.
	Super chatting in a denomination that doesn't exist.
	I don't know what this is, but thank you.
	I don't know what this means, but I'm sure it's something of significance.
	Marketing with Tim, Tom Malloy, Roger Wood, ladies and gentlemen.
	Big time, Carla, the cooking CEO.
	Carla, we love you.
	Big time, Sparky.
	Sparky, you were magnificent today.
	And I know you're a closet Piers Morgan fan.
	I know you are.
	Therese Pollard, big time again.
	Thank you.
	Barry Taylor, ladies and gentlemen.
	Let me see who else.
	Oh, I think that's about it.
	I think, yeah, that's it.
	All right, my friends.
	Thank you.
	Have a great and a glorious day.
	It's a beautiful 52 degrees.
	We see springs coming.
	It's getting a little darker later.
	This is going to...
	The spring is here.
	I'm so happy for this man.
	I don't mind telling you.
	I am in love with this.
	With my country.
	Let me ask you something.
	When was the last time you felt like this?
	When was the last time?
	Remember all the times of embarrassment?
	Remember all the times during Kemala?
	During Biden.
	Hearing Merrick Garland.
	Seeing Rachel Levine.
	Fauci.
	Remember how sick you felt?
	And now you're just this sense of liberation.
	It's great to be an American.
	Now, I want to ask you a favor.
	Something real, real big and important here.
	And this is critical.
	And I want you to help me out with this.
	Alright?
	I want you...
	To follow Mrs. L. I don't, let me see, how many do we need here, honey?
	How many, let me see, you two.
	We need, this is, if you want to make my day, I want you to go to Lynn's Warriors, and I want you, this is important, Lynn's Warriors, and I want you to see, oh my god, we need 41, just 41. 41 subscribers for her to hit 10,000.
	So go to Lynn's Warriors and just sign up.
	Just subscribe to the best content, the best information from the heart to protect children, to stop predation, digital safety.
	Lynn's Warriors.
	41. That's all we need.
	Join The magnificence.
	That's all I ask you.
	Alright, my friends.
	Have a great and glorious day.
	See you later.
	Make sure you're subscribed also to Lionel Nation.
	Today was fun, wasn't it?
	And don't forget, the monkey's dead.
	The show's over.
	Sue ya.

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