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Jan. 17, 2025 - Lionel Nation
17:45
Are the Obamas Getting Divorced?
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I'm here.
You know you're going to see the Obamas in Splitsville pretty soon, if it hasn't already happened.
I mean, you know that's been one of the strangest combos of all time.
Now, before you get all upset about this, let me remind you of a couple of things.
First and foremost, you and I don't know anything.
We're standing outside of a stadium, hearing the crowd, hearing the roar, and we're trying to guess the score.
That's what we're doing.
That's what we do.
We don't really know anything about anything.
But we are adults.
I have been around, see, so have you.
I've seen things and met people and have, from showbiz to legal to prosecuting to you name it.
And nothing really shocks me.
And that couple, those two in particular, have always been, and they always had the cover of racist.
See, if ever you ask anything, if ever you said, hey, I think that's BS.
Ah, you're a racist.
Okay, okay.
By the way, that story doesn't even make any sense anymore.
But let me tell you what I think.
In fact, I've got a new one for you.
This is what you say.
When you have a feeling about something that you really have no basis to believe, but you want to opine nonetheless, and so you say, this is what I think.
Okay.
This may sound kind of crazy, but let me say it anyway.
What you do is you say, you know, I wouldn't be surprised if...
And that gets you off the hook.
You know, I wouldn't be surprised.
You know, it wouldn't surprise me if...
So, let me give you my list of...
It wouldn't surprise me.
But first, let me tell you a couple of things.
I don't hate the Obamas.
I never did.
I think that we will never know the truth behind Barack Obama.
He was recruited out of nowhere.
I don't know if he's a CIA asset.
Everybody comes up.
I don't know.
But all I know is he was picked and selected.
And we know nothing about him.
I think he went to Columbia.
I'm not sure.
I think he went to this.
Maybe he went to Harvard.
I don't know.
Maybe.
Nobody remembers him.
Nobody knows him.
Okay, fine.
Whatever.
Whatever.
He marries Michelle.
Okay.
I've heard all kinds of stories.
Remember the story about he had a girlfriend?
I've heard other stories about...
Would it surprise me if he was on the other team?
Of course not.
I live in New York City.
What are you talking about?
Nothing surprised me.
I gave up being surprised.
But that doesn't even matter.
Because when you're at that rarefied...
And you know there are folks in politics who are gay.
Some open, some not.
And the ones who are not are obvious.
Which I never really understood.
Being openly gay.
Seeming gay.
And there is something to be said for that.
And not admitting it is like wearing a toupee, a bad one, and thinking that somehow people are believing this story.
I don't know what to tell you.
But as far as that guy goes, his background, his mother, who's his father?
Is it that commie, radical, whatever his name was, or is it the father Obama and his mother?
Remember these stories about his mother?
She was some bee actress.
I don't, you know...
You never heard this about anybody else.
Even, let's face it, even Bill Clinton, who came from a kind of a trailer park, you know, white trash background, still, you knew, there he was.
We never saw anything about Obama, Michelle, were they married?
Was she pregnant?
Now let me get something right off the bat.
Let me just say something.
Right off the bat.
I have absolutely no reason to believe, nor should you, that she is a man.
Okay?
I don't know where this stuff comes from.
And I don't want to hear about Joan Rivers said this and then they came out.
There's more to the Joan Rivers story than that.
I have no...
I think it's where these things come from.
It's the Richard Gere story.
You remember that one?
Where did that come from?
But people swear by it.
We also live in a world today that sometimes the meme is more important than the truth.
The meme is more interesting.
The meme is more fascinating.
The meme is more interesting.
Do you understand this?
The meme is what's interesting.
People love this.
Big Mike and all these references.
Now, could that be?
Again, anything could be.
But should you put your money on it?
Nah.
I've never had any...
I've never had this...
There's this...
I'm not going to say it, but there's an expression, hard on.
I never had a hard on for her.
She's never been this focus of my derision.
I was the one who, by the way, said, good for you.
She at least tried to get people to eat right.
I think she's a woman who wants to be Oprah.
I think she's a person who wants to be attractive.
And I don't think she is.
And I think she knows, and everybody else is, and she's done everything on her part with her guns and this and that.
But what am I?
Listen to me, you know, maybe Eisenhower was no looker either.
What difference does that make?
So I don't have any beef.
All these puns.
But I know people don't like her.
And they don't like her because, first of all, she's a phony.
Because there's really nothing there.
She herself, many, many people believe, is the...
She is the beneficiary of DEI, before it was DEI, and quote, as an affirmative action, and this allegedly putatively racist either thesis or dissertation against white people.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's not the issue.
But you know and I know, from the get-go, There's something weird about these folks.
I don't know where they came from.
I don't know where she came from.
I don't know where they met.
I don't know who they met.
There are these kids or these kids.
I don't know whose kids.
Whatever, whatever.
Anything you tell me about those, I would say, could be.
You couldn't say that about George W. Bush.
Bill Clinton, though.
Different story.
You know, you always hear things.
And when you hear things, before you, you don't need Snopes or one of those, but before you hear things.
I remember years ago somebody said, you know, Chelsea Clinton looks a lot like Webb Hubble.
Yeah, you're right.
What does that mean?
Could it be?
Sure it could be.
Absolutely.
Just like Major Hewitt and Harry.
With Diana?
Come on.
You don't need to be Mendel to see that one.
You don't need to do a Punnett square.
You don't need to go into Mendelian genetics.
How about Prince Andrew and Porchy?
Lord Porchester, our little miracle.
This is going on.
Look, you know and I know.
But back to the story here.
Everybody now says they're going to get a divorce.
They would be the only couple, the only divorced couple.
They would be the only President and First Lady to get a divorce after he was elected.
There were some before.
You know, Ronald Reagan and Trump.
But that wouldn't surprise me at all.
Here's what I think.
Here's what wouldn't surprise me.
It wouldn't surprise me if they have absolutely no marriage whatsoever.
That this was some kind of a Potemkin village.
This was some kind of a...
Pretend thing, arranged, orchestrated, whatever.
Everything that you tell me wouldn't surprise me.
I think she has said, I've had enough of this.
That's why when people suggested she was going to run for president, you're kidding me.
She wants to be Oprah.
She wants to be loved.
And to be sexy.
And for you to care about her workouts.
She wants to be loved.
She's been in the shadow of this guy.
She's done her duty for two terms.
I don't think they have anything.
I swear to God.
I mean, what do I know?
And again, I don't care who you are.
I don't care who you are.
We're just outsiders.
We're just civilians looking in.
We don't know anything about it.
It wouldn't surprise me at all.
It wouldn't surprise me if they just say, look, now, what I would suggest is don't get a divorce.
You don't need to get a divorce.
Why get a divorce?
Why?
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
Get married?
Unless you want to get married?
Unless you want to announce something?
Unless you want to, you know, unless you're going to come clean, so to speak?
No.
Why?
Nobody cares.
Tipper Gore.
Remember Tipper and Al Gore?
I think they're divorced.
Anybody care?
No!
Bill and Hillary.
They're about as married as a...
I mean, it's like a corporation or something.
It's like the Clinton Foundation.
It's a legally fictitious entity that doesn't really account for anything.
This is the way it works there.
This is the way it works.
But these two, as...
Absolutely as phony and as...
Look, it was very, very good.
Barack Obama was a great...
His cachet is over.
His political equity is through.
I mean, he has absolutely...
He has lost everything.
Everybody said he was the deal-maker, the deal-breaker.
No, he wasn't.
Not even close.
He wasn't anything.
Nothing like you believe.
Nothing.
Everything he did.
He wasn't a broker.
He couldn't deliver anything.
The Democratic Party is.
And if you ever get the chance, please read some of the excerpts from a book.
One of the books, or the book, I don't know, that Michelle wrote.
Wrote about, kind of like these truisms.
These no duh, no shite.
Obviousness, these apathems, aphorisms, bromides, chestnuts, these philosophies.
I mean, seek the power to resist feelings of impending or imagined failure.
Only you can fail by stopping the pursuit of, you know, that kind of stuff.
Kind of like Jordan Peterson and all that stuff.
People are desperately in need of that.
She is nowhere near the Gamala Harris level.
That thing was just, that was Logoria.
That was Psychobabble Logoria.
Michelle's a little bit different.
She's smarter.
But she wants so hard.
So hard.
Another pun.
She wants to be taken seriously.
To be loved.
To be admired.
She loves that.
People say, well, she's got her mansions.
Look, she did okay.
She did her duty.
She did two tours as the, you know, titular wife and mother and whatever.
By the way, credit should go to her mother, who I understand was a fabulous, I don't believe she passed, I don't know, but was a fabulous woman who was at the White House watching those two kids.
So, that's that.
But I wouldn't be surprised at all if they divorced.
But my advice is you don't have to.
You don't have to.
You live in a world today where you can do whatever you want.
You can do whatever you want.
What are you going to get a divorce for?
Why?
To get married?
You want to get married?
You?
You're 60, whatever you want.
You want to get married?
Why?
You don't need to get married.
You don't want to get married?
No!
From tax point of view, do you want to announce something?
I don't know.
Nothing would surprise me.
I mean, that would be a reason.
If you're smart, you want to keep them guessing.
You want to make them always wonder, are they together, are they not, whatever.
Bill and Hillary have had nothing to do with each other.
Remember the story with Bill and the Ever Ready...
The rabbit or whatever this was, where Bill, they said, would be hanging around at the library in Little Rock or whatever.
Hillary was walking around with her oven mitt, moo-moos, drinking boxed wine.
I mean, these two have had nothing.
This was...
And Hillary sat out two terms with Bill, two terms with Barack, had that stupid Senate piece, and then ran for Secretary of State and then lost.
She's just done.
So they're going to stay together.
Because each one, you know, provides cover for the other.
But as far as Barack Obama, you'll never know the truth.
You'll never know the truth about them, him, where he was from, the real story, the proven story.
That dog is hung because he has traversed the level right now of being into a political obliviousness.
We don't even care.
That's how bad it is.
We don't even care.
She's not showing up to Jimmy Carter's funeral, not even showing up to the inauguration.
Come on.
What petty tripe this is.
But that's who she is.
She's not who you think you are, Miss Cool, Miss Elegant.
When you, you know, they say after a few drinks, you can tell with somebody's leg.
You know, you can see the shoes come off.
The voice, the F-bombs.
Same thing with when you're out of public eye.
You kind of see what you're really about.
You see what really motivates you.
And both of these folks, nothing special.
I don't think they're bad people.
Nothing special.
He in particular.
Central casting.
Created out of nothing.
He's almost artificial intelligence procured.
Both of them.
So, Are they going to split?
They probably have already.
My advice?
Don't.
No need to.
No need to.
Because in your case, being married is a better cover.
I'll just leave it at that.
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