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Jan. 16, 2025 - Lionel Nation
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Biden Booted As the Fool Joke and Laughingstock of the Democratic Party
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I was so bored today watching the confirmation hearings.
Weren't you?
Wasn't there?
It's like after the Hegza thing.
Pam Bondi is going to do a great job.
Pam Bondi is from Tampa.
I've known her for years.
We worked in the state attorney's office, which is the DA.
She has been the attorney general of the state of Florida.
Did a great job.
Absolutely a fantastic job.
She went to, I think she, we went to the same law school.
I've known her for years.
She's going to be terrific.
She was absolutely terrific.
So we've kind of known her as Pamela Jo.
I don't know why today she was like, Pamela Jo is like, okay, alright, fair enough, that's good.
I guess.
She's terrific.
I mean, and the one who's the nut is Maisie Hirono and these other people, and I don't even want to play clips.
But didn't you feel the same way?
It's like, she did a great job.
And what occurred to me, What occurred to me during the course of this, which I think is the most important, I think something that you should take into account as well, and I want you to listen very carefully.
I think what the real story about this was, was that she won, Trump won, none of this matters.
None of it matters.
It doesn't matter because Trump won.
And all these people go, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's a terrible thing, like, eh.
I wish he would have gone, eh.
I wish he would have said that.
Yeah, whatever.
After Merrick Garland, the worst one ever.
Ever!
What do you think the Attorney General has to do?
Who was a great Attorney General?
Can you think of any?
Who was one of your favorites?
Go ahead.
Who?
Ladies and gentlemen, Fishman has something to say.
Fishman says, White Hunter smokes crack.
His father, Geriatric Joe, is now trying to ban cigarettes.
What a joke all this is.
And by the way, Fishman, remember, he burned, his artwork was burned and destroyed, and now they're going to make an insurance claim for millions.
Did you see that?
Good luck with that one.
Good luck with that one.
Pam Bondi was excellent today.
She was perfect.
She didn't do anything.
She's great.
She was a cool collective.
By the way, Mrs. Ellen and I were noticing this.
Her look, her countenance, I think this is somebody who comes across where she could get along with a lot of people.
It's different sometimes for a woman.
I'm sorry to say this, but I thought she was smart, pleasant, professional, and that's it.
So who was your favorite?
Think about this.
Who was the best attorney general?
John Mitchell?
Who was it?
Griffin Bell?
Maybe that?
Maybe...
Who is the guy?
Ramsey Clark?
Who?
Who?
Most people can't even remember.
RFK was the worst.
RFK was horrible.
RFK got his brother killed.
What's the matter with you?
RFK was a bully.
He was the worst.
He got his brother whack.
He was an extremist.
This is the guy who tapped Martin Luther King?
Ed Meese?
Remember the pornography?
Remember the pornography result?
Remember that?
The pornography?
The finding?
That was sold because it was pornographic.
They sold out like immediately.
By the way, let me tell you something.
Speaking of pornographic, On February the 22nd, you better be there for the, this is going to be a monster, at the cutting room.
We have the chance to regroup, because the last time we were there, it was like scary.
So tickets are available.
I've got this little, if you go into the description section, it's right there.
That's all I want to tell you.
I want you to be there.
You know how it is.
I want to say hello to everybody, shake hands, take pictures, you know.
I'm very, very accessible.
Mrs. O, it's always a great time.
And what we do is, what we do, which is the most important thing, is this is going to be virtually all Q&A audience participation, press conference.
It's like nobody has ever...
Done this before.
Everybody goes out there.
They have a routine.
They do their jokes.
This isn't about jokes.
This is reality.
We have cards that we send.
You ask questions.
We ask questions.
Nobody does this because nobody can do this.
Because they don't know how to do this.
They don't live in a world of give and take.
I've been doing this, talking to people and talking about subjects, well, my whole life, but since my first professional gig was October of 1988.
Think about this.
This is my 37th year.
Hello.
So this is what I do.
So make sure you come out.
We ask questions because it's a chance.
For us to get together and to be, do you know that when you're with people, see, we share this stuff.
We share what we've been through.
We're different.
We're not a Republican crowd, although the Republicans, but you can't put us into a room of Fox News people or Newsmax people.
That's not enough.
That's not going to do it.
That's not going to do the trick.
You know it and I know it.
You hear what I'm saying?
Do you hear what I'm saying?
It's very important that you understand and grasp this.
There's so much of this jazz that we've got to discuss and so much fun business that we need to do.
In any event, in any event, I say to you, my friends, this is it.
Now, nobody remembers Attorneys General.
Nobody.
I'm trying to go down the list.
Bill Barr, before he went kind of crazy, was okay.
He wasn't really out crazy.
He was just kind of, eh, no hits, no runs, no errors.
But Merrick Garland was the worst.
The worst thing that Merrick Garland ever did was by turning the DOJ on parents, on Catholic parents, at schools.
At schools, on Catholics.
You've got to be kidding me.
So anyway, but the point is...
The Democrats are over with.
Biden was booted as the fool, joke, and laughingstock of the Democratic Party.
It's done.
They think, it's like meeting the Bull Moose Party.
They don't stand, everything's done, even MSDNC.
Do you see where Carrie Underwood, you may not understand how big this thing is, but I do.
Carrie Underwood said, I would be honored to appear at the inauguration.
And her fan base, or the lefties, said, you can't do it.
She said, if you shut up, I'm in charge.
You have no power.
You have no power.
These people don't understand.
They have no power.
It's over.
Rachel Maddow, do you understand what this is?
She was the bastion, the centerpiece of radical left, woke left, whatever the hell it was.
She was so big, so powerful, so emane and huge, such a colossus, that she, interestingly enough, get this, worked one day a week.
Wrote two books that nobody ever read or cared about.
Picked the most stupid topics.
I don't know.
Covalent bonds and you.
A love story.
Who knows?
Whatever.
And she worked one day a week.
So they thought, guess what, honey?
You're coming back.
Five days a week.
You're coming back in the team.
And this other woman who used to whatever, she's now in the field.
It is Over.
Do you understand what I am saying to you, dear friends?
It is over.
The left, the whole thing.
Today, whatever you want to know.
Did anybody follow the Hamas?
You know how you know it's a good deal?
Because everybody's pissed off.
My Jewish friends, my Israeli friends are pissed off.
The left and right are pissed off.
Everybody's pissed off.
It's a good thing.
That thing is such a, but the bottom line, what are you supposed to do?
The bottom line is it's about Trump.
They did this to appease Trump before he even got into office.
He was so powerful, such a force to be reckoned with.
That they did it now.
And the theory is that, well, that Hamas, this is all bullshit.
Anyway, well, that Hamas realizes we better do something now because when Trump comes in, what?
What's Trump going to do?
What?
What?
Trump has had it with Bibi Netanyahu.
You know it and I know it.
I mean, I know you're not supposed to say that, but it's true.
And he says, enough of that.
Bibi Netanyahu is supposed to give up, what, 13?
They've got more prisoners.
I mean, I don't know.
Hamas.
1,300, they're going to give up?
And Hamas has, what, of the 20?
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
So anyway, all I know is, the bottom line is the way this is being portrayed, and it's being portrayed as Trump showing his incredible firepower.
Now this is how bad you know it is.
Okay?
Now, remember, Joe Biden commented on this.
And I will give you, I don't know what kind of a gift, but if you can figure out what the hell he's saying, let me know.
This is Joe Biden.
Please, I beg you, don't be funny, don't be cute.
I ask you, what did he say?
There is some movement, and I don't want to Let me choose my words.
For some movement, there's been a response from the...
There's been a response from the opposition.
Opposition?
Who's the opposition?
Yes, I'm sorry.
From Hamas.
But it seems to be...
A little over the top.
We're not sure where it is.
There's a continuing negotiation right now.
Does anybody have a clue of what that meant?
Anybody?
Anybody?
What does it mean?
That would be, if somebody, if you pulled somebody over for driving, you know, drunk, and you suspected, let's say you smelled liquor.
They always smell liquor.
If he said that, you're under arrest.
They're not going to let you drive.
Even if you don't, what the hell is this guy saying?
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
I don't even know what the hell he's talking about, but the goodness, he's gone.
It's done.
He's over.
Here's a couple of things, too.
You heard about old Doug, Gamala's husband.
He was supposedly in some group looking for apartments or something.
New York?
About 20 grand a month or so.
I don't know if he's on his own by himself.
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I read something about that Harrigan who wouldn't even let J.D. Vance's family come over to the observatory to childproof the home just to make sure everything's okay.
This Herodin, this Mertrix, this Xanthippe, that's a good one, was so mean, so horrible.
Because he says, well, Mike Pence didn't do it to me.
I mean, she is such a, you know what she is, right?
There's a word.
And I can't say it.
And it's a bad word.
It's a real bad word.
And when it comes to a woman, it's the worst of the worst of the worst.
I can't say it.
But I can think it.
Bob Grant used to always say that.
I can't say what I'm saying, but I can think it.
I hope you receive my excoriation, my indictment of this harridan, this shrew, this harpy.
I despise her.
I loathe her.
I abhor her.
There's a pun there somewhere.
I despise her.
If you're not signing up for my newsletter, shame on you.
It's nothing.
Do one today on, oh, the fires are so good.
Everybody, they're kind of coming around.
They're kind of coming around like, hey, I think maybe, you know, maybe this fire might be to sell all this stuff off to make room for the ride, the fire sale.
Bad pun.
Let me also show you something which is even more horrible, my friends.
Ready for this?
Check this out.
Team came back and showed you data that she would fare better against former President Donald Trump.
Would you reconsider your decision to stay in the race?
No, unless they came back and said there's no way you can win.
Now remember this, okay?
You ready?
You got that?
You got that?
Everybody cool with this?
Okay.
Listen to what he says.
Me.
I would have beaten Trump.
Could have beaten Trump.
And I think that Kamala could have beaten Trump.
I would have beaten Trump.
It wasn't about...
What's he talking about?
I thought it was important to unify the party.
What?
What is he talking...
I could beat him?
She could beat him?
What are you talking...
This man just spews.
Have you ever...
Please.
Please.
I'm sorry.
Have you ever eaten something and you think, oh my!
Oh my!
And your body says, get me to the loo immediately.
Oh my!
And you close the door and you tell your loved ones, whatever you hear, this screaming in here, don't worry, I'll be okay.
But I'll be gone for a while.
And then it'll sound like, oh, I don't know, a rock's falling or small.
Perhaps maybe demolition.
And it's just this...
That's him.
It's this...
Vesuvius-like Egesta that just spews from him where he says nothing.
He says nothing.
You know who I blame?
I blame you.
I blame you.
And I'm kidding, of course, because that makes no sense.
How could I blame you?
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It's Mr. It's the Irwin Corey.
The Henry Morgan, ladies and gentlemen, of commentators says, it's your professionalism we appreciate the most.
Oh my God, thank you, but you're out of your mind.
Professional what?
I don't know what it is.
I'm me.
And you know that's true.
Because I don't care what people think.
I say what I think.
And you say, you know what?
He's right.
SCTV, the best show ever.
SCTV, Vic Hedges, I think, was running for mayor.
Vic Hedges is kind of a creepy guy.
Vic Hedges, sure he's crazy.
This is his motto.
This is his political motto.
Sure he's crazy.
But what if he's right?
That's me.
And I'm not crazy.
I know exactly what I'm saying.
I am 100% on.
Now, one of the things that we have to remember, let me give you a little background.
I told you a long time ago that Everything that's done is based upon the psychology.
By the way, did you happen to see Kirsten Gillibrand?
Did you see her today?
She's not looking that...
I mean, I'm sorry, but she's just...
She's looking a little worn out.
You know she's a year younger than Pam Bondi?
Oh!
Oh, Shipp, yeah, she tore into him.
No.
Why?
Is it good?
Donald's official inauguration portrait?
Well, we'll see.
Let me tell you something.
I found that, you know the old lady from Kirkland?
No, Kirkland.
Whatever her name is.
She's the New Orleans.
She's a year younger than me.
And Tim Walls is six years younger than me.
Now, I'm not using myself as any kind of an arbiter, but I'm looking at these people and I'm saying, these people must be in their 70s.
No!
You know, we call it road hard and put up wet.
Okay?
Like a cow smelling water off a long drive.
So anyway, psychology is where it is.
And my My undergraduate major was psychology.
I loved it.
And it wasn't what you think.
People think, well, it's Freud.
A lot of it was design and math.
A lot of math and statistics.
Anyway, I'll never forget those moments where I thought, wow!
Those moments.
And one was The Milgram Experiment.
The Milgram Experiment was 1963.
Summer of 63. It was a freeze with John F. Kennedy and the Beatles.
Anyway.
And it was at the time when, I believe, when Eichmann was on trial in Israel for what he did.
And people kept saying, how could he have done this?
How could he, how could you, how can people do it?
Well, I know they've been able to do this, and we have, but how do normal people do this?
Remember what Gillibrand did to Al Franken.
That's right.
And remember also, my friend, Mattress Girl.
Look up Mattress Girl Gillibrand.
Mattress Girl.
In any event.
Thank you.
So, Milgram was a psychology professor at Yale.
And he came up with this idea and he said, I wonder if I can get people off the street and give them a couple of bucks and I'm going to wear a white coat and I'm going to set up a design where they're going to be asking people questions.
And when these people get the answer wrong, I'm telling the participants to shock them, to give them an electric shock, where people will say, hey!
Now, they won't be able to see them.
They'll be behind the screen, and they won't actually be administering the shock, but they'll think they are.
And there's this guy with a white coat that says, proceed.
He goes, hey!
He's screaming.
Please proceed.
And some people were like saying, ah!
And then, no voice.
Like, they were either dead, or I don't know what.
And they would keep shocking them away, and they would move the amperage, or the voltage, or whatever, just up a notch every time.
And the shock, as they thought, was getting incrementally higher and worse.
And they were shocking people they don't even know!
Have you ever seen that?
Well, guess what I just happen to have?
And by the way, dear friends, if I had to pick my favorite, my absolute favorite X Twitter channel or whatever you want to call it, it's IlluminatiBot.
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How about, remember one today?
Anybody remember Operation or Project Artichoke?
No!
Because there's so much great stuff.
Okay.
This is Milgram.
This is where it started from.
And this is courtesy of Illuminati bot.
Volunteers were told they were taking part in scientific research to improve memory.
Look at the white coat.
Go up the nose and tell me which of you is which, please.
Teacher.
Separated by a screen, the teacher would ask the learner questions in a word game and administer an electric shock when the answer was incorrect.
He was told to increase the voltage with each wrong answer.
House.
Answer.
Wrong.
What?
150 volts.
Answer.
Horse.
That's all.
Get me out of here.
Get me out of here, please.
Continue, please.
Go right ahead.
This is like candid camera.
The experiment requires you to continue, teacher.
Please continue.
Participants didn't know that the learner was really an actor.
Get me out of here.
And the so-called sharks harmless.
You're gonna get a shot.
180 volts.
Ow!
I can't stand the pain with me!
I can't stand it.
I'm not gonna kill that man, is that?
I mean, who's gonna take the responsibility if anything happens to that gentleman?
I'm responsible for anything that happens here.
Continue, please.
All right, next one.
Slow.
Walk, dance, truck, music.
Two-thirds of volunteers were prepared to administer a potentially fatal electric shock when encouraged to do so by what they perceived as a legitimate authority figure.
In this case, a man in a white coat.
375?
I think something's happened to that fellow in there.
I don't get no answer.
He was hollering on the last voltage.
Can't you check in and see if he's all right, please?
Milgram's findings horrified America.
Isn't that something?
Remember that, ladies and gentlemen.
I love that.
Don't you understand how sick we are?
Don't you understand how sick you are and me?
We're all sick.
We were born sick.
I'm surrounded by sick.
The question is, I'm functionally sick.
So are you.
But you're a nut.
Oh, you are a nut.
And that's normal.
Normal is crazy.
Does that make any sense to you?
Because it's that crazy part that makes you interesting.
I am surrounded.
I swear to you, I have this, and I'm going to tell you, this fantasy.
One day, upon that, going into the next realm, upon the cessation of life, I look at it and say, who are you?
I'm God.
Hey!
No, no.
Sorry about what I said.
No, no, it's okay.
But I want to tell you something.
What is it, God?
You were the only one.
You were right.
You were different.
I knew it!
You didn't belong.
And all your life, you're saying, I don't fit in.
I try my best, but I don't.
Because I think people are either stupid or crazy, but what's even worse, I'll take stupid.
I mean, I really, honest to God, if somebody is, and I'm sorry to say this, but the R word, I will be as kind, you have no idea.
When people are lazy, When people are incurious, I go crazy.
When people are mean, when people don't get it, I go crazy.
I lose my mind.
I'm serious.
I lose my mind.
I wish I could tell you.
If I had a show to see my crazy world, I'd have glasses where you could see.
Remember the Google glasses?
If I could just show you.
If I could say, I want...
I saw something the other day, this is a while back, which I've got to share with you.
Ladies, don't take this the wrong way.
You're insane.
Every one of you.
It's just a matter of degree.
Are you really insane?
And men are kind of just stupid.
And you've heard it before.
Women are crazy, but men are stupid.
Okay.
And I'm sorry to say this, but it's the truth.
And you know, girls in particular, ladies, girls, gals, that when you were together, from the time you were in school to the time that people started figuring out who the mean girls were, you were the most vicious to each other that you can imagine.
And you understand this.
You understand that.
You know it's true.
If I told you what I have seen in fairly recent, From women who supposedly think they're, you know, these are women in their 70s.
Hell, one's almost 80, if not past, acting like mean girls.
And it went like her.
You can't, I can't believe it.
I want to just go and expose and say, do you understand what you're doing?
There were kids on playgrounds, if we even have them anymore.
It's crazy.
It's nuts.
It's crazy.
I asked people, I said, do you understand what happened today with Gaza?
Can you explain this?
No, but it's good.
Maisie Hirono.
Why don't people say, this woman's a Cretan.
She's a Boeotian.
She's a Destorura.
How can she be a senator?
How is this allowed?
How did people look at...
I'm serious.
I'm in an asylum.
I've got crazy people who are mean girls.
I've got other folks who I don't even know what.
The other day, it was so funny.
They had this announcement.
Hey, everybody.
I'm Will Kane.
I'm going to replace that rat bastard, Neil Cavuto.
They bounced his ass finally on Fox News.
Okay, great.
And I have this fantasy.
Where I walk on and say, you're not going to say anything about this, are you?
Will.
Will, let me ask you something, Will.
You think these fires just started?
And don't give me that bullshit about the wind.
I'm so tired about the wind.
There's been wind since day one.
Don't you understand what's going on?
Are you kidding me?
Remember Chile?
Chile?
That one?
Oh my God.
Lahaina?
Is this the wind?
You're going to keep doing this?
Is this the matter?
You're the people who got into jet fuel temperature.
I don't want to bring that one up again.
I'm living in an asylum.
I live in an asylum.
And today, when I tried my best to see Pamela Jo, who is a good person.
First of all, you would like her.
She's genuine.
One of the nicest people.
Extremely competent.
And she's a tampeña.
She's a cracker from Tampa.
And I realized you're being interrogated by Maisie Hirono.
Did you see what Maisie Hirono was asking right off the bat?
Have you ever been settled for sexual affairs?
What are you doing?
They're crazy.
But the good news is we're going to win, my friend.
We're going to win.
Somebody said right now, look at this weird matter.
It says, it's called NYC.
Weird, what do you know about New York City?
How many times have you been here, my friend?
Do you know anything about New York City?
I'm talking about Washington.
Everything I've talked about is Washington.
Do you know anything about New York City?
Do you know anything about it?
Where are you from, Weird?
Seriously, where are you from?
Where are you from, Weird?
Tell us where you're from.
And tell me your expertise.
And tell me, there's 8 million people here.
There's five boroughs.
What are we talking about?
Queens?
Staten Island?
What?
The Bronx?
What are you talking about?
Do you know anything about this?
Anybody?
No.
Of course not.
Because that's what they do.
You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Because you don't have to know what you're talking about.
We apply...
Tropes and memes.
Look at what's happening in the most beautiful area in the world, right?
Supposedly.
This is Los Angeles.
They're nice people.
Look at that.
Look at Hawaii.
Look where is the meth and the crack?
Where is the...
Don't even start.
Because you see, we don't know what we're talking about.
We don't know what we're talking about.
People don't know what they're talking about.
When you live in a city with 8 million, and I'm not going to say everything's great, it's not.
But when you live in a city with 8 million people, 8 million, and most people I know say, I've never been assaulted, robbed, burgled in a city of 8 million.
That means there's more.
Pickpockets, burglars, robbers, criminals, because if there's 8 million more good people, there's going to be 8 million bad people.
I mean, it's going to be proportionate.
Isn't that something?
So by virtue of that fact, I can go to smaller towns and say, you ever had your car broken into?
Yes.
Have you ever had it?
Yes.
Absolutely.
So we say these things.
We just...
And that's the part of it, because we're crazy.
Don't you understand this?
You sit back and you want to just be a part of it.
Half of the people who are here, and I love you to death.
I love you to death.
But I want you to understand something.
Half of you have no idea what you're talking about.
None!
Because what you're reacting to is the psychology of it.
It's the emotion.
It's not the facts.
You don't know Maisie Hirono from the whole life.
It's not it.
Trump's in, he's good.
Biden's back, bad.
I do the same thing.
It's kind of lower, lowest common denominator.
But that's what this is about.
Do you understand what's happening here?
Do you understand what motivates us most of the time?
Seriously?
Have you ever heard this?
Do you really?
What is it?
What is it that motivates us, that keeps us going?
And it's nothing to do with the facts.
Nothing!
That's all I'm saying.
We're like little animals on a, I don't know what the word is, kind of a treadmill or something.
We're just like some little gerbil running around in a cage.
It's what we do.
And right now we're looking at something which is the most important.
We went through four years of absolute and total hell.
And I would have loved for Pam Bonney to look over that shift and say, let me tell you something about January 6th, my friend.
Nothing happened.
The worst thing these people were hit with is they were parading without a permit.
And let me tell you something.
We know a little bit about you, my friend.
I'm going to be watching you.
You're looking at the Attorney General.
And I'm in charge of the FBI.
I'm in charge of places you've never heard.
And I'm going to promise you, Schiff, I swear to God, we're going to go after you.
Everybody, anything you did, any untoward you did at a thing at a rest stop.
In the backseat of a movie theater.
I don't care how old you are.
If you did anything, we're going to go after you.
Like you did to Trump.
I'm telling you right now.
Lawfare?
Oh, it's like you can't believe.
I'm going to haunt you.
I'm going to be like a ghost going through your house at night with chains.
I'm going to go after you.
I'm going to go after you.
You understand what I'm saying?
I want you.
And Raskin and all these other people, but you in particular.
And all of a sudden, one day, just like that scene, remember the Godfather when they brought in Frankie Pentangeli's brother?
Remember they brought him from Sicily and he looked at him?
Imagine if one day you're, I don't know, you're doing your thing and all of a sudden this interesting group of Boy Scouts come in and you say, hey, Adam, recognize them?
I thought so.
And then leave.
Or just say, you know what this is?
It's a gerbil.
Remember this one?
A little fluffy?
Got the pictures.
Leave.
Drive.
I'm going to gaslight this guy.
I want to do everything I want him to pay.
Because if what they did to President Trump, what they did to him was so unconscionable.
These rat bastards actually went and took pictures, boxes, that had nothing to do with anything.
The actual quote, quote, classified papers, you could put in a file folder.
Did you hear what I said?
Did you hear what I said?
You could put in a file folder.
And I went, Hirono, Hirono, Maisie, come on.
Seriously, Maisie?
Okay, Maisie.
You're next, too.
We're going to put ads out.
Anybody knows any dirt about Maisie?
Let us know.
Oh, we're coming after you.
Oh, you don't mind, do you?
You didn't mind what you did to drum?
You didn't mind what those poor bastards that you threw in the gulag underneath the jail because of January 6th?
You didn't mind that, did you?
They didn't do a goddamn thing.
All they did was stupid enough to think that they could protest.
And you got some pot-bellied guy.
Some, you know, guy with a spare tire and an eye patch and a gadget and a flag.
Did you hear him talking about what they attacked police?
What police?
Ashley Babbitt was the only person that they killed.
You know and I know it.
What are you talking about?
All the other, all the other, everything that happened to those officers were after the fact.
One had a stroke, one, you know.
But see, she can't do that.
Pamela Jo can't do that.
Because he told her, I wish I would have loved to have been there and say, let me tell you something.
I'm guaranteed this.
You know why?
Because Republicans run the Senate.
You got that?
You twit.
You implicit little feckless titmouse.
You got that?
Look at me, pal.
Look at me.
I'm going to be your worst nightmare.
The problem is, you had that little ball, that little orchiectomy, that piece of lint, Merrick Garland.
Oh, don't let this blonde hair fool you.
I'm Pamela Jo, and I'm coming for you.
Ladies and gentlemen, Carla, the cooking CEO, says, an eye for two eyes is what I want.
Obrigado.
Absolutely.
Oh, vengeance is mine, saith the Lord.
Get out of here with your vengeance.
No, it's called justice.
That's all.
It was okay to do to him.
You told him, I'm learning from you, right, Carla?
I'm learning from you.
You took the best president, a billionaire who was stupid enough to think that maybe I could change things, and you went after him, and you're his family, and everything.
Oh, my God.
Do you see where they have a commemorative Diet Coke?
Look.
If you like Diet Coke, that's okay.
I mean, if I have to, I'm a Diet Pepsi, but if I have to, I stay away from that stuff.
Oh, man.
Oh, I stay away from that stuff.
You do not want that.
You do not want that.
That's okay.
It's okay.
People are going to say, doesn't really matter.
Okay, fine.
But that great man.
Did you hear that?
Everybody's talking about Michelle and Barry Obama splitting.
How about that?
You hear that one?
Do you understand that?
Did you hear what I said?
I mean, a lot of people are saying it.
There's a lot of stuff that we hear, but...
Oh, the Diddy stuff?
Do you see where Diddy's upset because he didn't get hair dye?
His hair, his hair, he didn't have his hair dye, so his hair's going to go white.
Huh?
Yeah.
There's a lot of other stuff, too.
A lot of stuff.
A lot of stuff.
That we can't really, but it's not there yet.
And we've been hearing stuff about, oh.
Obama.
Anybody ever talk about...
Remember their cook or their chef?
This poor guy drowned in what?
Two feet of water?
What the hell was that all about?
Nobody says anything.
I hope his daughters are doing well.
That one was looking real bad.
And one worked for Harvey Weinstein.
And Harvey Weinstein, nobody mentions him anymore.
It's like he never happened.
It can never happen.
There are some things that just...
It's...
I want them to go after them.
They made it sound.
They made it sound.
I will never forget that if you put it this way, how many people believe, believe, now I don't know if I believe because I didn't say enough, but when people said, I don't think this guy was born here.
Is that crazy?
People weren't saying, I don't think he was born here because he's black.
Or I don't think he was born here because he's black.
They said, no, I don't think he was born here because of what his grandmother said and that and the birth certificate and how later...
No!
Remember how they made you sound crazy?
You racist...
I'm not a racist!
Anybody here own a business?
And you go and you say, thank you, welcome.
Now go see Marjorie in HR.
Hi, how are you?
This is your name.
Here's your 1099.
Fill this in.
Do you have any kind of passport or birth certificate?
Does he even have a passport?
How did you get a passport?
Do you have a birth certificate?
I'm sorry, what?
A birth certificate.
Do you have one?
You mean a long form?
A long form?
What the hell are you talking about?
You got a birth certificate or not?
Yes or no?
You're...
Is this tough?
Well, I've got a short form.
Would you stop to...
I got one for you.
Uh-oh.
Carla says, listen carefully, two former White House chefs have tragically died after their service, both due to accidental drownings.
I'm telling you.
The odds of that, Carla, to me, it seemed like...
Oh, and Johnny Madison Spaz says the chef was also a lifeguard.
Well, you're just a conspiracy theorist.
Let me ask you again.
Alright, Carla, you're going to work.
I need a birth certificate.
Okay.
I got a second or third generation announcement from the Honolulu Gazette.
It's a local, kind of like the Penny Saver.
It announces my birth.
Now listen.
That's not going to do.
Do you or do you not have a birth certificate?
That's all.
I got the short form.
Would you stop with the short form?
What the hell is a short form?
You know that they could have said, what do you need?
Hello, CIA?
Yeah.
Can you get me a birth certificate for this guy?
Sure!
But they didn't even do that.
They didn't do that.
They could have.
Nelson A says, we missed Ventilation Friday, Mr. L. Four days for Mrs. L's birthday.
Subscribe to Lynn's Warriors.
Much love.
Absolutely.
Oh, this Friday we're going to do it.
Oh, ho, ho!
That's why you better subscribe.
Thank you, Nelson.
Thank God.
Don't forget, Mrs. L, you better go and you better sign up.
But back to this crazy thing.
Did you ever wonder about this?
Why didn't CIA say, I'll get you what you want.
Barry, what do you need?
I'll get you the Magna Carta.
I'll get you a birth certificate, driver's license, anything.
Passport.
What name would you like?
I can make you look old.
We've got paper from...
Are you kidding?
What do you need?
They didn't do that.
Why?
Because they want you to push it.
They want to gaslight you.
What's the matter with you?
There's nothing wrong with me.
You racist.
I'm not a racist.
I just...
Don't forget his grandmother who said...
I was there in Kenya.
Remember the hell I was?
Remember the story about his mother who was a bee actress?
I use that term.
Remember that?
And how his real father supposedly is that guy, Frank, whatever, the radical, the commie.
Look.
And then there's that picture.
Do you ever see a picture of them ever married?
Or pregnant or anything?
Nothing?
I think it was recently.
Look.
All I know is that there's something weird.
It's like when you pull people over.
License and registration.
I got a...
I'm sorry.
This is an email.
License and registry.
Do you have a license?
Show me your license.
I don't have it on me.
Alright.
What's your name?
Do you have a social?
Oh, I forget.
The number of people who say, I don't know my social.
That's the weirdest thing in the world.
You can't do that for driving.
Remember they did the same thing with Herbert Hoover?
Because you've got to be a member 14 years?
14 or 16, I forget.
You have to be a resident for 14 or 16, I always forget, 14 years, consecutive.
So you can be born in the United States and then move to, let's say, Italy, and then come back one year before the running for campaign.
That doesn't work.
You have to be here 14 years.
So that's what happened to Herbert Hoover.
There was an issue, they thought, with John McCain, who was born in the Panama Canal Zone.
Mitt Romney's dad, George Romney, was born in Chihuahua, Mexico.
It was a Mormon thing.
How Ted Cruz, who was born in Canada, I don't care about his parents, I don't understand that.
Are you born here or not?
Anyway, this is what we've been through.
This is what we've been through.
Where's Fauci?
Where's Fauci?
Get him on something.
Get him on a state charge.
Go ahead.
Biden gives him one of these all-encompassing federal pardons?
Fine.
All you 50 governors, give me 50 state charges against him.
Because his handiwork, his criminal handiwork, Affected everybody.
So go ahead.
New York, Florida, Georgia.
He's got a hundred different racketeering charges.
State!
Do it!
You can't...
I don't want Fed.
I want the state.
I want some crazy...
Give me a Fannie Willis, or the equivalent of that.
Some lunatic.
Get Paxton in Texas.
I want these people, and when I heard...
This better be some kind of a joke, but that Hunter Biden is going to try to claim that his artwork, his artwork was burned and he gave it insurance?
Come on.
Don't even try that.
Oh, and one more thing.
Remember what I told you about?
You see how now they have armed posses.
Watch how you say that.
Posses.
Groups of militia people.
Driving around and going around and hanging around the various places in California.
Isn't that beautiful?
Just like I said.
Oh, this is the best days of our lives, ladies and gentlemen.
This is going to be the best period of time.
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Oh, my friends, what a day.
What a day.
What a day.
I was just looking at the weather for a weekend, and I thought to myself, do you remember when you didn't know, when you had to go to the weatherman?
Do you remember the weatherman?
Do you remember the pilgrim?
Do you remember Roy Leap?
I don't know if you remember that from town.
We have Roy Leap, Channel 13. George Michelle, all these local people, these weather people.
Remember that?
The weather man.
And sometimes you'd even call up and say, can you tell me there was no place to go?
You have a little snippet, I don't know.
Now I've got more apps than you can imagine.
And yet, local TV still has a weather guy who shows the graphs and where the weather's coming in from.
But nobody knows anything else about rain or fire or wind or destruction or geoengineering or nothing.
Isn't it something?
Anyway.
This is my weather report.
Indeed, my friends.
Look at this.
Joseph Sola says, are we talking about the apostasy?
The spelling notwithstanding, yes, we're talking about the apostasy.
And you are an apostate, my friend.
You are an apostate.
Don't ever forget that.
Eliza says, Biden should have asked for the Innocence Project list and pardoned some of those people, in my humble opinion.
Oh, absolutely, indeed.
Absolutely.
There's so much that's going on.
Francis is a heretic.
I don't know who Francis is.
That's okay.
No problem.
You mean the Pope?
El Papa?
There's just so much.
It's just...
I want justice in the world.
That's all I want to do.
In any event, my friends.
So, remember, this coming, this coming, four days, Mrs. L's birthday.
Four days.
Nelson A., Johnny Maz, Carla, the cookie CEO, thank you, Johnny Maz, Pilgrim and Fishman.
Four days.
We're going to party like it's 1999.
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Oh, sure, you're crazy.
But what if you're right?
Don't forget that one.
All right, my friends.
Have a great and glorious day.
We'll see you tomorrow at...
Nine.
By the way, it was absolutely freezing today.
Not that I want to talk about weather, but there are some times when you look at the weather and say, it's not supposed to be that cold.
It was wicked.
I mean, it goes right through you.
And coming from Florida, I still can't get used to that.
I still love it, though.
Because remember, you can always get warmer, but you can't get cooler.
All right, kids.
Have a great and glorious day.
God bless President Trump.
Don't forget this.
We're here.
We're all in this together, brother.
I love that man.
And it was great to see...
How do I say this?
Oh, oh!
You know that Michelle, back to Obama, she didn't show up the Jimmy Carter thing.
She's not going to the inauguration because she and Barack, I'm just telling you again, reportedly so, the only president To get a divorce afterwards.
Maybe.
Just rumor and conjecture.
All right, friends.
Have a great and glorious day.
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