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| I despise Gemala Harris. | |
| And by the way, for those of you who don't know this, in Spanish, Gemala is how bad. | |
| And que mala que mala is how bad burns. | |
| But we won't get into that. | |
| But we dodged a bullet, as did President Trump. | |
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Bruce Rejects Handshake
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| And any time anybody does anything in any way to show the world and to symbolize and to remind people of how I despise her, I'm happy. | |
| Well, my friends, during a formal swearing-in ceremony for Nebraska Senator Deb Fischer in Washington, as some people say, an interaction occurred between Vice President Kamala, who extended her hand for a handshake towards Bruce Fischer, Senator Fischer's husband. | |
| But Bruce... | |
| Did not reciprocate the gesture. | |
| Bruce looked like he was sickened by this. | |
| Kamala made a light-hearted comment like, it's okay, I won't bite, I'm not going to bite, don't worry, which was part of this. | |
| Bruce basically has a look of, I wouldn't, if you were on fire. | |
| He exemplifies one of my favorite moves, And it's called The Your Invisible Move. | |
| Let's look at this, shall we? | |
| Do you mind? | |
| I mean, you're here after all, okay? | |
| And I'm in the bottom left corner. | |
| You know what? | |
| I'm going to be on the right corner just so that I can share with you the look on his face and how delicious this is. | |
| This is just delicious. | |
| Let's do this Zapruder film style, shall we? | |
| It starts off with this. | |
| There is... | |
| And this is one of the few occasions where she was not, as we say in West Tampa, arrebatado or piteado. | |
| So anyway, here we go. | |
| Here we go. | |
| She's smiling. | |
| Bruce is on the left. | |
| And he's going to be moving in. | |
| And he looks like, basically, like he's walking into an autopsy. | |
| He doesn't really want to make eye contact. | |
| He wants to go, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's just get this thing over, okay? | |
| So here we go. | |
| Here he comes. | |
| Look at him. | |
| He looks like, okay, alright. | |
| For the love of God. | |
| Alright, get this. | |
| Alright. | |
| There he is. | |
| He's looking down. | |
| Not even making eye contact. | |
| I love this guy. | |
| I love this! | |
| There he is. | |
| Okay, he's got the Bible on. | |
| Alright, okay. | |
| Everybody's looking down like there's a dead animal there. | |
| Like somebody dropped a possum. | |
| Some roadkill. | |
| It's like he doesn't want to step in it. | |
| He doesn't make any contact. | |
| He doesn't even see her. | |
| I love this man. | |
| Here he is. | |
| Okay, look down. | |
| I mean, they make this sound... | |
| He's holding a book. | |
| I know it's the Bible. | |
| This is not brain surgery. | |
| This is not a cotillion. | |
| He's not doing the minuet. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I hope he's okay. | |
| But this is extremely overly complicated. | |
| I think he's basically to hold back the emesis. | |
| Or the projectile vomiting for being this close to the person who not only defiled the name of our good president, but could have single-handedly destroyed our constitutional republic. | |
| But I digress. | |
| There he is. | |
| He's still looking down. | |
| Oh, brief look. | |
| Oh, you. | |
| Don't want to bump into you. | |
| Oh, you. | |
| You're worse in public than I thought. | |
| I did. | |
| I'm revulsed. | |
| Anyway. | |
| All right. | |
| She puts it down. | |
| He's looking down. | |
| He's not making... | |
| Look at Kamala. | |
| Look at that face. | |
| What a BS artist. | |
| This completely saccharine anodyne load of you-know-what. | |
| Okay. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Look at him. | |
| Look at this. | |
| He doesn't even look up! | |
| I've seen people getting a urine test or a prostate exam. | |
| I've seen people in colonoscopies. | |
| I've seen people lick a belt sander who were more excited and into it than this guy. | |
| He's just looking down like, I want to get this curve over. | |
| Now watch this. | |
| Here we go. | |
| This is the critical part now. | |
| This is the critical part. | |
| She extends her hand. | |
| She tries to be cordial. | |
| She has no idea the disgust this man rightfully has towards her, okay? | |
| Here we go. | |
| Watch it. | |
| Okay, there we go. | |
| There we go. | |
| There we go. | |
| See it? | |
| Stop. | |
| Right there. | |
| Her hand. | |
| I love this man. | |
| I love this man. | |
| Sir, whatever you want to run for anything, I am there with you. | |
| He's looking at her. | |
| She's got her hand out. | |
| Kind of a weird kind of a claw. | |
| Well, are you going to take it? | |
| Look at that. | |
| Look at that. | |
| He just takes it. | |
| Yep. | |
| Yep. | |
| That's a hand. | |
| All right. | |
| Yep. | |
| There we go. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Let's get out of here. | |
| Look at him. | |
| What? | |
| He looks like he's on the way to the gallows. | |
| Watch him bolt out. | |
| Thank you. | |
| One more time. | |
| I think she says, I don't bite. | |
| Let me see. | |
| Let me see if we can do this. | |
| I love this. | |
| Congratulations to you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Okay, thank you. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, I love this. | |
| Why? | |
| Because I despise her. | |
| I despise her. | |
| Let me just say to this man right here, let me get his official name here. | |
| God bless our good friends at X and Elon Musk. | |
| That's right. | |
| Nebraska Senator Deb Fischer's husband, old Bruce. | |
| Bruce said, I'm not going to be... | |
| Bruce is my hero. | |
| Let me just tell you something. | |
| He wasn't rude. | |
| He wasn't discourteous. | |
| He just kind of like, okay, there you go. | |
| Okay, there you go. | |
| That's it. | |
| I'm just going to give you... | |
| Okay, all right. | |
| He's just doing his best. | |
| Here's Bruce. | |
| What does old Bruce do? | |
| Okay, here's Bruce. | |
| They married in 1972, bless their heart. | |
| Bruce, he's a... | |
| I don't even know what he does. | |
| Am I petty? | |
| Oh yeah. | |
| I'm the pettiest thing you've ever seen. | |
| I'm a petty officer. | |
| I'm a chief petty officer. | |
| I love petty. | |
| I love laughing. | |
| Because you don't understand something. | |
| Let me see if I can say this. | |
| And I know you're not supposed to say this stuff. | |
| I mean, I don't want anything bad ever to happen to her or anything like that. | |
| But I hate her. | |
| I hate everything about her and her party. | |
| I despise. | |
| I despise her. | |
| You understand what I'm saying? | |
| Does this make any sense to you? | |
| Am I getting close? | |
| I despise her. | |
| I loathe. | |
| I abhor. | |
| I detest her. | |
| Every stretch, every aspect of my soul just screams out in horror the mere mention of her name. | |
| What she put us through and that tampon, Timmy! | |
| And that husband and that daughter-in-law, they're a bunch of freaks! | |
| Dear God! | |
| We came this close! | |
| Because you know and I know. | |
| And by the way, Fox News, cover your ears because you can't handle the truth. | |
| But you know, if they had been closer, if it had not been too big, too rigged, they could have done this like they have in the past. | |
| So let me just say something right now. | |
| On behalf, I think, of all of us, to Bruce Fisher, thank you, sir. | |
| Thank you for this symbolic moment where you spoke for all of us, when you basically... | |
| You know, I almost made that sound, but it sounded like the haktua, but that's not what I mean. | |
| But more of a, you know, as you're trying to expectorate that vile taste in your mouth. | |
| You will never see her again. | |
| She'll slip off to nowhere, make her 20 mil for a book. | |
| Nobody will read. | |
| That's her payoff on the back end. | |
| Just look at what they did with Michelle and Barack. | |
| All those money. | |
| Remember that Netflix? | |
| Netflix developed this. | |
| There's no development. | |
| Watch what happens, my friends. | |
| Thank you for watching. | |
| And now, I ask you to, this is important, comment. | |
| Are you with old Bruce? | |
| Do you think he did the right thing? | |
| Would you have done this? | |
| I think that was the most wonderful. | |
| It was polite. | |
| He didn't say anything. | |
| He didn't even see her. | |
| It was like she wasn't there. | |
| It was like she was figuratively. | |
| You better subscribe to this channel. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Or I will haunt your soul. | |