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Jan. 3, 2025 - Lionel Nation
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Disastrous DEI Fail Press Conferences Are Done on Purpose to Destroy Your Faith
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What is happening right now, be not mistaken, pay attention to this, bookmark this, send it to others, listen carefully.
What is happening right now is so important.
Because of the multiplicity of issues regarding Las Vegas, but also New Orleans.
And I'm going to say this, and don't take this the wrong way, but there's really nothing that interesting about the case.
There's really nothing that interesting.
Historically, about two cases of people who did terrible things, who ran people over, irrespective of the motivation, whether it's because of ISIS, or they had a bad day, or they were fired, or whatever.
It has happened.
It has happened.
In fact, as far as running people over, look at the superintendent, or the chief of police, rather, of New Orleans.
She did it!
Herself!
So this is nothing in and of itself new.
And I hate to burst anybody's bubble, but that doesn't interest me in the least.
What interests me right now is that this is a wake-up call against and regarding DEI.
It is bigger than anything.
It is a gift from the gods.
And what's happening is that we are in charge.
But you would never guess that we're in charge because we're so timorous and tremulous and scaredy-cat about talking about what it is.
There is no way to discuss, there is no way to bring up or to in any way explain DEI without talking about race, naked tokenism, quotas, affirmative action, lunacy, name it.
Now, we're in charge now.
Theoretically, we're in charge.
Our side won.
Theoretically.
But you would never know it.
You would never know it the way nobody's talking about this.
This is the chance.
Everything else you can do, and we'll get to some issues too about how the media, Elon Musk has done more to determine what's going on regarding the Tesla truck than anything else.
Independent media, independent, just regular, not heritage stuff, not that legacy nonsense, but people like everybody from Breitbart to Independence to just folks on X to Daily Mail have done more to find out who these people are.
Why they happen to be from Fort Bragg?
Why all of them, including the potential assassin of President Trump, all were a part of some PSYOPs?
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
I know there is a tendency for people to love the PSYOP story.
MKUltra, that sort of stuff.
It may be interesting to you, but that is a dead end.
No.
No.
The issue.
It's DEI and what I believe to be the next stage of a Soros-esque destruction, a complete and total destruction of our system.
He started with prosecutors, then he went and eventually we had this brand new, the first trans congressperson in the...
Congress, where Mace is going after her with her restrooms, then we're going to have DEI.
These three, these three are unbelievable.
I just put out a brand new, brand new newsletter, email.
It goes through, and I've done two today on this subject, and I'm going to do it again because I'm telling you, this is the subject.
This is the subject.
This goes to the core.
There's going to be DEI long after, and there's going to be this naked tokenism long after this goes away.
There's not going to be terrorism.
There's not going to be ISIS, which we created.
That's artificial.
That's man-made.
We made that stuff.
DEI is here to stay unless we fix it.
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One of the aspects of our culture that has always bothered me the most, maybe just intuitively, maybe just in terms of the...
Just the workings of it.
The idea is the notion of affirmative action and quotas.
And the Bakke decision came out in 1978.
This is when I was just in the college.
And I really wasn't...
I mean, I was sort of aware, but not really.
But when it was presented to me, the notion of this affirmative action...
It absolutely confounded me to know, and I couldn't believe, by the way, Carolina guy, welcome, welcome, dear friend.
I couldn't believe how they would allow somebody's race, this is how incredibly naive I was, but how they would allow somebody's race to be used in a medical school?
Race?
I thought, okay, if all is even, yeah, sure.
And they said then, and of course the case has been whittled down and diluted to basically nothing, but basically they said then, it's okay as long as you don't have quotas.
That was the story.
As long as you don't have quotas.
Quotas were verboten.
Quotas are no good.
Quotas, oh no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Now listen to me and listen carefully.
And again, I cannot tell you enough.
I put a link up here.
If you are not subscribing, I don't even know what to tell you.
I did two today.
The first was called DEI meets AARP, the most embarrassing press conference in recent history.
And by the way, this woman, this Marjorie Mayne, Ma Kettle, Irene Ryan.
By the way, Irene Ryan was like 40 years old.
Anyway, Granny Clampett.
She's a year younger than me.
And I thought about something.
I don't think I am feeling that old.
But she comes across as befuddled.
Some people can handle their age or their youth very well.
Compare Vivek Ramaswamy's valedictory address with Luigi's.
Night and day.
Vivek Ramaswamy at 17 sounds exactly like he does now.
The age didn't matter.
But this is a wake-up call, dear friends.
This is a wake-up call.
DEI.
Dementia, egregiousness, and insanity has got to go.
Now, the event, I'm going to say this again.
You've got this holy troika.
Latoya.
Cantrell.
Althea.
Is that her name?
Is it Althea?
I thought it was Alethea.
Did I put Althea?
I meant to say Alethea.
I think it's Althea.
Althea Joyner.
Alethea.
Oh, this is Alethea.
Now I'm confused.
No, it's Alethea.
Alethea.
Okay.
Aletheia.
Aletheia.
Aletheia weapon is what she is.
Okay.
That will annoy me into the night.
To get a name wrong.
It will annoy me into the night.
I got it right.
Aletheia.
Okay.
I got it right.
Anyway.
Where is it?
Where am I?
Hang on here.
I want to read this.
I want to read this to you because I just did this new one, which is important because there's new stuff that's on there.
Okay.
I'm doing Althea.
Again, I have no idea why I'm doing this, Althea.
I have no idea.
In any event, let's go through it.
They epitomize failures.
Of DEI policies.
When competence, and this is the most important, is sidelined for failures in DEI.
I thought America was about leadership.
I thought it was about meritocracy.
I thought it was about being the best at what you did.
Stupid me.
This serves as a cautionary tale.
Of how?
Prioritizing.
Identitarian identity politics over meritocracy can erode what is left of the public trust.
Does that make any sense to you?
Are you following that?
Can you dig that?
That's the story.
It gets even better.
It gets even monumentally better.
First of all, we have Alethea Duncan.
The nasally bejeweled sad sack ASAC.
I came up with that myself.
I like that one.
The nasally bejeweled.
She made a dangerously premature statement denying that the attack was terrorism.
Now, I got news for you.
I don't think this is terrorism.
I don't think it's terrorism.
Sorry.
I don't think it's terrorism.
I don't think it's October 7th terrorism.
I don't think it's anything near that.
None.
I don't think it is.
I don't think planting a Tesla and loading it with whatever, I don't think that's terrorism.
It's a lot of things, but terrorism is a little different.
This is when you want to To go in and you want to use this systemic sense of fright and terror on the part of the people.
Not like, oh my god, this is terrible.
Was the New Jersey, excuse me, the Las Vegas, remember that guy that we know nothing about?
Was he terror?
He freaked some people out.
Was that terror?
No!
No!
Absolutely not!
So we're using that word too often.
And also, you know the story about ISIS.
You know the story about Hamas.
You know where all this stuff comes from.
Al-Qaeda.
You remember where Al-Qaeda came from?
The whole notion of the base?
You know this.
You know this.
And to call it terrorism, whatever.
Okay, fine.
If that makes you happy, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
That's why people use the word, it's nationalism.
No, it's not.
It's white nationalism.
No, it's not.
But this blunder, the point is it wasn't coordinated.
It led to public outrage.
People are freaked out.
Critics are now arguing that the FBI has lowered the standards under DEI mandate.
And they're prioritizing racial, gender, and sexual diversity over recruiting.
Qualified candidates, and that has nothing to do with being a good FBI agent.
I'm sorry.
Reports of recruits failing basic fitness and literacy standards further highlight this issue.
Look at this.
The best is, look at the NYPD, well, what used to be left of the brass.
The FBI, a Quinn Martin production, the FBI, their insistence on holding DEI-exclusive recruitment events, excluding certain demographics, has nothing but underscore how misplaced priorities have jeopardized its effectiveness.
Let me tell you a story.
I told you this, I'm going to tell you again.
When I was a kid, I...
My mother gave me a, I had a typewriter.
We had this old royal, and I just started to type.
I still typed the way I, I just came up with it.
I didn't have a, I just started doing it.
And I came up with my way of typing.
And I liked it.
I used to type lists.
I would type things.
I just loved typing.
I loved the order of it.
I loved the columns.
I loved the spacing.
I loved the mechanical idea of taking a thought and putting it on this kind of a crude kind of thing, you know, with the, with those.
Long typewriters.
And by the way, the reason why we have QWERTY and we have the letters spread out is that you would have to slow down so the story goes that you wouldn't cross by typing too fast.
Well, it turns out we just learned that.
Anyway, so when I got this thing, my mother gave me stationary one year for Christmas.
Very nice.
A little box.
My name, it was embossed.
I said, this is pretty good.
I was a kid.
I don't know, 8, 9, 10?
I have no idea how old I was, but I was a kid.
So I said to her, I said, where should I?
I want to write a letter because inside my Brown Webster's Dictionary, they had this thing on how to send a business letter, personal letter, the style is at the top.
I loved that stuff.
Precision through language.
I loved it.
So I asked her, I said, whom should I write to?
I want to write a letter.
My mother said, J. Edgar Hoover.
She just pulled it out of the air.
I have no idea why.
I said, who's J. Edgar Hoover?
She says, well, he's like a policeman, but he's in Washington.
He's at the FBI.
I said, oh, FBI, I have heard of them.
Okay.
I did a little bit.
I went to the World Book.
I said, oh, FBI.
That's interesting.
Dear Mr. Hoover, my name is and this and that, and I'm 10 years old, or whatever it is, and I'm a big fan of yours, and I signed my name.
Okay.
I forgot to tell you this story.
A while back, for reasons I do not understand, I think I've told you this story, I sent away to this place called the Jamestown Stamp Company, because I had Boy's Life or something, and you could get free, I thought they were free, canceled stamps.
And I got this thing of like, I opened it up and it was like, cancel stamps from all over the world.
It was a stamp.
Cancel.
You cut the stamps off.
Oh my God.
I threw them away.
I wasn't paying.
I know.
I thought it was interesting.
Until I found out, maybe I should have had to pay for something.
Maybe part were free and later on you had to feed me.
So my father gets this letter and I said, what is this?
They're going to sue me.
So my father's a lawyer too and he sends back a letter.
He says, my son is 8 or 9, 10, whatever years old.
Does not have the capacity to enter into a contract, drop dead, and rotate.
If you call him again, I'm going to contact the authorities.
Leave me alone.
This is harassment, blah, blah, blah.
So he tells me, he says, I want you to promise me.
I don't ever want you writing any more stuff.
You want stamps?
I'll give you stamps.
No more.
You understand?
Yes.
Do I make myself clear?
He never hit me.
He would make me feel so stupid sometimes.
Should I write this down?
Maybe should I translate it?
You understand this?
Yes.
You promise.
I swear to God, I'm not going to write anybody more about that.
Okay, fine.
I forgot about the J. Edgar Hoover letter.
Saturday, we had this mailbox with this metal lid.
And when it dropped, you could hear it, I swear to God, no matter where you were.
Mails in.
Remember the Adams family?
My father said, they're going like this, like this, like this.
And there it is, to me.
Department of Justice, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Office of the Director.
To me, it was an IBM Selectric style, I forget the style, Courier or whatever it was, but it was a style.
He says, give me that!
Are you doing any more stamps?
I said, no, I swear to God, give me that!
He opens it up.
She said, oh my god.
It's from J. Edgar Hoover.
To you.
Are you writing him?
Yes.
Give me that.
It's mine.
Dear Mr. Hoover, thank you so much for your kind note.
It is so appreciated.
I appreciate it.
I've enclosed.
Oh, he was very nice, he says.
If you ever would like to consider joining the FBI, I've enclosed an application for you to think it over.
And he sent me books.
Thank you very much.
He sent me an autographed picture.
He was the nicest man.
One time I wrote him.
He was out of the country.
Maybe with Clyde Tolson.
His secretary, Mr. Hoover, wanted me to contact you.
Thank you very much for the kind words.
And I didn't know.
And I would respond always back.
Well, thank you for the thank you.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that.
I sent him Christmas cards.
He sent me stuff and books.
Thank you.
We were going to go to Washington.
Anyway, so this was the FBI.
FBI was...
Image.
Image.
There were stories that Hoover, I don't know if this is right, fired some guy who had pimples or somebody who had a red tie.
He says, that's not the FBI.
Might have been racist.
Might have had white folks.
I don't know.
It was a different time then.
But now, do they cover it in tattoos and goatees?
No.
No, no, no.
Well, then there's Alethea Duncan.
The nasally bejeweled Alethea Duncan.
Which is in direct violation, from what I understand, of the rules which prohibit any kind of piercings other than ears for earrings for women.
You got that?
Okay.
So you got her.
Alright?
Then we got Latoya Cantrell.
Remember Lana Cantrell?
Who was she married to?
Lana Cantrell?
You wouldn't know this.
This was in the 60s.
Remember that name?
Lana Cantrell?
Oh, Lana Cantrell.
Yeah, she was married to...
Yeah, she's...
Oh, she's 81 years old.
Lana Cantrell.
I think she was married to...
She went to Marymount Manhattan College and Fordham University.
I didn't know that.
And she was married to...
I thought she was married to some guy.
Lana Cantrell.
What was her big hit?
Tony Bennett.
Just forgive me.
I'm just going down memory lane.
Anyway.
So there's this one.
Sorry.
I'm going to veer it off there for a moment.
Thinking back to my childhood and Lana Cantrell.
Well, Latoya Cantrell, she's the mayor of...
Black woman.
Now, she's elected.
Now remember, election is a different story.
I don't think that's DEI.
That's called an election.
But anyway, but she likes DEI.
She likes it.
Her tenure has been marred by numerous scandals, including allegations of bribery and misuse of taxpayer funds.
Her administration failed to maintain critical public safety infrastructure such as the steel bollards, it's a new word of the day, on Bourbon Street, which were removed for repairs at the time of the attack.
Remember there was the collapse of the sky bridge and all that?
Her defense of lavish travel expenses as necessary for her safety as a black woman has been seen as, of course, Deflecting criticism.
Who does that sound like?
Tiffany Henyard.
I have to go first class.
I need the security.
I need my entourage.
Then there's Ann Kirkpatrick.
This is the best.
This is Marjorie Mayne.
This is Ma Kettle.
This is Granny.
This is the one.
She was appointed as New Orleans Police Chief, and it illustrates dysfunction.
She was fired from her position as the Oakland police chief due to loss of public trust.
I think she ran over somebody here.
And she was seemingly continued to fall upward.
Her involvement, listen to this, as an instructor on bias and diversity in FBI leadership programs.
It indicates how deeply rooted the DEI business is.
The absence of bollards, again, under her watch, it gets even better.
On Thursday, today she had a press conference held hours before the Super Bowl kickoff and did, to put it mildly, did little to reassure the public that she knew what the hell she was doing and instead highlighted the excruciatingly Alarming incompetence of the city's leadership in handling the aftermath of what everybody and their mother right now is calling a terrorist attack.
Lori Cuck says, Bless you, Uncle Lenny.
Thank you, Lori.
Pilgrim says, You should write a book about your life.
Nobody would want to read it.
But thank you for that.
By the way, good news.
Mrs. L made the plant-based lasagna again tonight.
I'm on a lasagna high right now.
Alright?
I'm just telling you right now.
So if I'm acting goofy, it's for a good reason.
So in an attempt to describe to the country the various security efforts, Annie, Annie get your gun, Annie Kirkpatrick, bizarrely, and I'm being mild, admitted she was unaware of the existence Of the sidewalk barriers referred to as archers that had been installed to prevent terror attacks.
Quote, what you see behind us is what we call hardening the target.
We have brought in heavy trucks.
You will see when you go down Bourbon, you will see yellow.
What we call archers.
And they are all along the sidewalk.
She explained, I didn't know about them, but we have them, and so we have been able now to put them out.
Let me say this again, in case you missed it.
I did not know about them.
You should see, in New York City, there are trucks.
That you'll see every now and then and say, what the hell is that?
There were these siege trucks.
We have the ERT, the ETR, the CTPR, TR, emergency, super, you name it.
And everybody knows everything that's available.
When they have to, they put the dump trucks and this and that, but they have special parts.
She didn't know that.
The acknowledgement from this numbnuts that she was unaware, Of a fundamental, absolute component of the city's security infrastructure was, to say that as baffling as it was, unsettling!
These barriers, which could have mitigated, stopped, prevented, thwarted the damage caused during the recent attack, were previously removed for repairs.
A failure that already cast out on the city's confidence.
Kirkpatrick, Annie, her assurances of the public that Bourbon Street is open and that the community should feel confidently safe, rang, as we say, hollow.
When she gives this disjointed response, this is incredible.
This is her inability to provide coherent answers.
Now, her performance in the wake of the Terror, and I'll call it terror, but it's really not, but that's okay.
Exemplifies the broader features of this absent leadership under DEI focus kind of stuff.
I guess her apparent lack of knowledge about critical safety, kind of like the rudiments of this, coupled with her role as the DEI advocate, Raises questions about whether the qualifications of her, and by the way, there are others.
And for a city that's still reeling from this devastating attack, this level of ineptitude is unacceptable.
And this is why we need to talk about it.
This shows the systemic flaw whenever DEI policies emphasize Representation in demographics and quotas and check marks over competence.
This is the not only ineffective, but the harmful outcomes.
This is serious business.
This is the chance for us to use this, to use our power and to say, no more of this.
We're not going to do this anymore.
Lori says, is this a joke?
No!
And we're doing a safety drill also?
What?
Lori, we won!
We won!
Do you understand this?
We won.
And here we are in the position.
Here we are in the position of pretending not to really own this.
We're still afraid.
We're still afraid of calling it the way it is.
We're so afraid.
Let me tell you what's going to happen, too.
I made some notes for you.
Number one, what would I do?
See, you don't want me as the bad guy.
You don't want me as the bad guy.
You just don't.
You don't want me as the bad guy.
But one thing I would do is I would say, George Soros taught us, and this is important.
Remember, Elon Musk is good, but he utilizes his expertise in terms of benefiting humanity, if that makes any sense.
His focus is on good stuff.
He wants to put a ship in the back and a Mars and this, but Soros wants to destroy us.
Pilgrim Media says, we won the battle, the war rages respectfully.
Yes, we're there, and we have to own this.
First and foremost, what he does, Pilgrim, and thank you, what he does is he's got to understand, he makes it very, very clear, that while Elon is doing this great stuff, Soros wants to do Soros and Bill Gates And W.E.F.
and Klaus Schwab, they want to destroy.
They want to cause, they want to enslave the world, to subjugate us through tyranny self-imposed and otherwise.
They want to destroy us.
Do you hear what I am saying to you?
Elon isn't going to do this.
Elon sent people right away.
He says, I know exactly.
And by the way, because of the construction of this truck, this is probably one of the best adverts ever.
It was so well constructed, it blew up this way, not this way.
Had it exploded from the sides, which other cheaper constructed vehicles might have done, it would have been a different story.
And he knew right away.
Remember, Elon said, fireworks.
How'd you know that?
Fireworks.
Who would think fire?
He was right.
Plus, they're saying the guy offed himself before the device was detonated.
And we're seeing all of this intricate, labyrinthine connections.
Do you see what's happening?
All of these connections.
They knew each other at Fort Bragg, or maybe they didn't.
And then they did this, and maybe they didn't.
And then they did all this, and maybe they didn't.
I don't know.
But we're hearing all this stuff, and all this great and fascinating stuff about what's going on.
But ultimately, what will happen is nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing will happen.
Nothing.
Was there anything?
Could be.
Can we prove it?
Probably not.
Probably not.
Is there any way for us to...
No.
Probably not.
No way for...
No.
No.
Do you think this is a sigh up?
I don't know what it is.
I'm not sure what you want to call it.
But first things first, you've got to sit there and you've got to say, and nobody would dare say this, but if somebody were to stand up and say, when I see the assistant special agent in charge,
the assistant special agent in charge of New Orleans, And it's a black woman with a nose, not a nose ring, a nose stud or some type of jewelry, who looks like 20 years old.
I say, DEI.
And how?
Because she's been promoting DEI.
And you normally promote what brought you into the show in the first place.
How about that?
Here's another one for you.
As we say in West Tampa, que cojones!
You ready for this?
I love this one.
They were, the DEI types at the FBI, were protesting.
Listen to this.
Protesting Kash Patel, who is an Indian and there's a particular sect or whatever, but they were They were protesting a brown man who elevates himself to the head of the FBI.
*crash*
Alethea, why can't I remember her name, Alethea Duncan, was protesting him!
There was countless black folks in the government, look around you, Indian?
They protested.
Why?
Because cash didn't work.
Next, you know what the next thing is going to be?
The fog.
Have you heard about the fog?
Have you heard about the fog?
The fog.
They started mentioning this in the UK.
Did you hear about the fog?
The mysterious fog?
Nelson A. says, I'm just passing by Mr. L to say, hola baby, it's cold outside.
You're right about that.
Or as we say in West Tampa, colder than a well digger's ass.
37 degrees here, but a real nice cold.
We got that, whatever that thing's called, that forward blizzard, whatever the hell's called.
Alright.
Now, What's happening next?
Little things.
Remember you heard it here first.
Drones.
What was that?
Drones.
You know how easy it is to arm a drone?
You know how easy it is to arm it?
Not with machine guns, something like that, but something that can drop and then...
Like an ordinance, a particular device?
Forget these things.
Forget trucks.
Forget people going through bollards and EV super cyber trucks.
No!
Drones.
Think about it.
Drones.
How are you going to stop a drone at the Super Bowl?
At the Sugar Bowl?
At the ice bowl, at the toilet bowl.
How are you going to do it?
You can't.
Complete and total terror.
And we just had a dry run, a beta test recently, on what happens when you just have battalions and sorties and brigades and armadas of drones.
Oh, it's happening.
Freak you out.
People will be going like this, not worrying about outer space, but just whatever it is.
All to set up the level of disaster prior to President Trump taking over 18 days from now.
It's going to happen.
It's going to happen, my friend.
And nobody will know what to do.
Nobody.
DOJ's going to say, don't look at us!
Who's in charge of the DOD?
Defense Department?
Don't look at us!
This is the interregnum.
This is the, I don't know.
I'm too busy giving Liz Cheney an award for January 6th.
You know it's going to happen.
It would be perfect.
Absolutely perfect.
And also, next, people say, well, you love the word distraction.
I know you.
Guess what we're not talking about anymore?
Borders.
Borders.
What does this mean?
Borders.
Let me explain something to you.
Remember what Uncle Lenny tells you.
This has been one of my Postulates?
Since I first started into this.
This is one of the rules, you gotta understand my friends, when Democrats versus Republicans are in charge.
We always need a boogeyman.
A boogeyman is important.
There was a time in Hollywood when the boogeymen were Frankenstein, Wolfman, Dracula, that kind of stuff.
We loved The bad guys.
But now the bad guys are the good guys, sort of.
We have Marvel, Peep, I don't really know.
We've kind of lost the notion of who the bad guys are, who the good guys are.
We don't know.
Dirty Harry was great.
The days of the white hats.
But we always need the dirty.
I would rather be the heel than the baby face.
The heel is the best.
The great heels.
And then we have these ones.
Where we don't know.
Hannibal Lecter.
Dexter.
These are serial killer types who actually help us out.
They help us out.
Are they good?
Are they bad?
I don't know.
The Joker?
That awful Joaquin Phoenix piece of crap?
No, no.
Dexter was one of my favorites.
Do we like him?
Is he a good guy?
I don't know.
We need your help.
What do you mean?
We gotta find this guy.
Okay.
So we always do these strange things.
But in terms of politics, oh, this was always great.
World War I was kind of the beginning.
We had the Huns.
They called the Germans the Huns.
They were like the Krauts.
And they went...
And it kind of looked like the Germans.
Japanese weren't there.
And it wasn't really racial, but it was more like a...
In fact, years ago, during World War II, they said, during the great Frank Capra days, whenever you saw these pilots tooling about, remember the Japanese, remember how they would have these open, it goes, okay, Yankee doodle dandy!
And their planes were always like, you know, the American plane was like, and the Japanese plane, this is an old routine effort, I don't know who did it.
It's not mine, but I've heard it when I was a kid.
The differences between...
They always would talk to each other.
How they had intercoms between just...
Listen, Mr. Moto, this is for the American way.
Okay, Yankee Doodle.
You already did the Yankee Doodle.
I don't know anymore.
Oh, you...
All of a sudden, look behind you, Tojo.
And boom, you know, and they were always...
Was it racist?
I don't know if it was racist.
It was just the stuff we call it.
Germans kind of look like us.
You know what I mean?
But the American had this scarf.
Dana, whatever his name is.
Dana, you know what I'm talking about.
Edwards or Dana.
And then these nice looking American pilots.
And then, of course, a handful of the same.
A lot of them were Chinese.
Anyway, anyway, anyway.
But after that, we really didn't have, you know, anarchists.
Remember Sacco and Vanzetti, Emma Goldman, then commies.
Commies were beautiful.
Oh, it was wonderful because they looked like us.
They could infiltrate us.
They were the great ones.
Just bought two ham radios for the apocalypse.
Those are very nice.
There's a very nice one, by the way, and I saw this.
And I put a copy of it on my X channel.
It looks pretty good.
About 200 bucks.
It might be fun just to listen to.
I used to have a radio using a transmitter that somebody gave me where I could pick up cell phones.
I could.
It was so illegal.
But I could aim it and I could hear conversations.
It was when cell technology was kind of, sort of, it was wonderful.
I thoroughly, it was like the best, it wasn't anything dirty, it was just hearing people talk.
Anyway, who are the bad guys today?
Well, here's Uncle Lenny's rule.
Number one, when the Democrats are in charge, the bad guys are always homegrown.
You see, the Democrats are technically in charge.
Who's the bad guy?
They're from here.
He's from Texas.
May have a funny name.
His parents may have whatever, but he's here.
Was in the army.
Both of them in the army.
Homegrown.
Usually the white nationalist.
The racist.
You know, the constitutional guy.
The ones we gotta watch out.
The ones who were here.
The military.
The police.
You know, that kind of stuff.
Now, when the Republicans are in charge, the bad guys are always foreign.
ISIS.
People say, is this ISIS?
That's not ISIS.
He's from Texas.
Yeah, but his name?
Nah, it's not ISIS.
Remember during, remember the day, I'll never forget, I came home and lo and behold on the TV there was Oklahoma City.
I said, why those bastards?
And there was old Bill Clinton, he goes, we're going to find, wherever you're from, wherever you're from, we're going to get to the bottom.
Okay.
Well, they were from here.
Terry, whatever his name is, and McVeigh, remember his cohort, and then the other guy, the third guy, they were here.
Homegrown.
Military!
Military!
The military's the bad guy.
The military, this is in the Democrats, where the bad guys are secreted.
See, we're not talking about your border anymore, President Trump.
We're talking about homegrown terror.
These are the guys.
The guy with the Tesla.
Special ops.
You don't know who they are.
The people who hide behind the flag.
Not the poor.
The real bad guys are here.
Okay.
Remember that.
Remember how that works.
This is a big, big deal.
Now, what the president has to do is to seize the opportunity.
You can say what you want about Elon Musk.
By the way, where's Vivek Ramaswamy?
Who?
Vivek, who's that?
I don't know who that is.
Where is he?
I don't know.
He ain't here.
I think they said, listen, pal, this town ain't big enough for both of us.
Thanks a lot for all your help, but I'll be taking over here now.
Okay, Vivek?
I'm Elon.
I'm taking over.
Capisce?
Got that?
I'll let you pretend to be part of Doge, but that's me.
The president needs to attack immediately.
Not his Tulsi Gabbard types, but the president has to move in immediately.
And listen and listen good.
You can talk about ISIS.
Nobody gives a shit about ISIS.
Nobody understands what ISIS is.
They don't understand it.
It doesn't make any sense.
There's two and a half million.
Muslims in this country.
They don't bother us.
Do you bother you?
No.
I can take you to parts of Jersey City.
On the way to JFK or LaGuardia, when you go across in the LAE, whatever it is, you're on your way.
You see these temples and mosques and...
Great food.
So don't give me this nonsense about these people.
We don't care about them.
They're fine.
And there's two billion, no, one half to two billion Muslims in the world, in the world, and if just 10% were a part of this crazy, evil jihadist, that's 200 million.
Almost as much, you would see disaster every day.
Does JD still exist, Mr. Earl?
Don't know.
We'll see.
JD's going to sit back.
We're going to learn a lot.
But remember, they're laying this line on you.
They want us to think, you know, that not Muslim, no, internal.
The Democrats want you.
To distrust your neighbor.
Republicans want you to look elsewhere.
We've got to keep our borders from people coming in.
Democrats say they're already here.
They're the people who were supposedly there to protect you.
Now let me go back to this one thing.
If you want to see something, if I could show you the entire Eric Adams administration, Just look at this.
And the number, the main cop is a person.
And remember, I'm not going to explain that I do not speak on behalf of black America.
If you don't know that, look, we're in charge.
You don't have to say that anymore.
It's ridiculous.
You know and I know it.
But this guy is an oaf.
He's a big, fat pig slob who thinks he can be a predator against women.
And he said, I'm a swinger.
His lawyer actually, actually, actually sent him on an interview.
What would I do?
I'd have him go to some kind of rehab.
Or something.
I'd say he's got a drug problem, a sex problem, or something.
I'd say, get the hell out of here.
Same thing with Hunter.
I would have him on some mountain somewhere, drying out.
You wouldn't see him anymore.
You wouldn't see him!
You wouldn't see him!
Where's Hunter?
He's sick.
Let the man go, okay.
Not him.
No.
So this stupid, immediately they get rid of him.
And by the way, there's Jessica Tisch.
Oh my God, I thought, when I first saw her, I thought, this woman is, she looks like she's part of the Deliverance set.
She's fantastic.
She did more on one day.
She cleared this place out.
But if you saw, and if you listen to her, listen, you go, who's that?
That's the mayor of New York.
Come on!
No, that's the mayor of New York.
Come on!
Stop it!
Who is this?
It's this, Monosyllabic gibberish that you wouldn't go to him.
You wouldn't take your dog to a vet who sounded like this.
You would say, this is serious.
But because of this DEI world we live in, we have to say, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, that's not important.
The fact that he can't craft a sentence together that you can understand, no, that's unimportant.
He's black.
And that's it.
Here's the check mark.
Black.
Is he gay?
Trans?
Is he competent?
Who cares whether he's competent, black, gay?
That's what DEI is.
And it's over.
It's done.
It's finished.
It's through.
It's over.
Do you understand Aletheia the...
Aletheia...
I told you, I love names like this.
Aletheia, Shalandra, Malicia, Kanishad, Shalandra, Lavandra, Lashon, Lajon, Shalon, Solong, whatever.
There was a time, just like our names, Remember the old days?
It was like, Peg!
Remember your grandmother, Margaret?
Peggy?
You know, Phyllis?
And then the 80s came along and the names like Tiffany and whatever.
Well, in the black American world, there were names.
We were kids.
Willie and you know, this and that and Leroy.
But Leroy was not anymore.
Gone.
Later on, You know, others, and then it got into the neologism, and neologism is a new word.
Johnny Mazza Spaz says, on October the 31st, 2017, a man ran over people with a U-Haul truck near the West Side Highway.
Many perished.
That wasn't called a terror attack.
I think it was.
He was, if I recall correctly, I thought it was.
He was of Middle Eastern origin or something.
I don't know.
But whether it is or it isn't, it was one guy who, you know, that's not a terror.
But as names changed, and you can see the names right now, I remember, like, you just see this.
But Aletheia, Shamika, Shalandra, I always suggested.
That if we could have a three or four circle, kind of like a roulette wheel, bring it in the hospital.
What's your name?
Three syllables or two?
Three, okay.
Me.
Camisha.
Next.
Go to the next room.
Make them up.
There's no name, there's no origin, there's no whatever it is.
I love these names.
Ask anybody, anybody, maybe not now, but when I was a prosecutor, this was 40 years ago, one of the most popular names you can ask anybody, police, first responders, ambulance, one of the most popular names is Famali.
Famali, Famali Johnson, Famali Jones.
I knew more Famalis.
And when I was doing family law, juvenile family...
The names were phenomenal.
But Fomali.
And I looked at it, and I didn't see it.
And it was female.
And it was the name the hospital gave the baby.
And there was this one guy one time.
His name was, I can't give you his name, but he was this old guy.
He smoked cigarettes.
He was an old-time cop.
He was an investigator.
He never joked about anything.
I said, you know what?
You know, Dave?
And you could smoke in these little rooms.
There was no...
Nobody dared telling Dave, you can't smoke.
He said, you know, Dave?
I said, there's one...
I'm surprised nobody's ever been named Vagina.
I'll never forget it.
It's like this.
It's like you smoke in a joint, but it was a terror.
I said, Vagina.
And you know those little foil?
Ashtrays, they weren't even like, they were thin.
As he's bowling, he goes, Governor Street, Kano Court.
They call her baby.
I said, are you kidding me?
He said, yeah.
There's a kid named Vagina?
He said, yeah.
He never joked.
Call her baby.
You want to go meet?
No, I don't want to go talk to her.
I think placenta, they might have had a placenta, but a vagina.
Okay, so I think I told you this.
So we had, in our juvenile, we had six of, no, well, it was like traffic juvenile, but we had this cork board with this one, I don't know if it was an affidavit or something, with a pin in it.
It was the best name ever.
It was like the Hall of Fame.
There was only one thing on it.
It was just this name.
It was the best one ever.
The best name you've ever heard.
Azole.
A-S-S-H-O-L.
Asshole.
Pilgrim says, when I ran rap sheets, unbelievable names.
Oh!
And the nicknames.
The nicknames.
So, anyway, to make a long story short, there was this Name.
Azole.
It was up there for asshole.
I mean, I thought, come on.
Come on.
I mean, there was...
And we had, like, we vote.
Like one time, the king, Nazmo.
Nazmo King.
I thought Nazmo is kind of like Cosmos, Nazmo.
Well, Nazmo was the mother said she saw the sign that said no smoking.
The door opened up and it was like no smoke king.
They were the king family and she thought it was Providence or something.
Anyway.
That was interesting.
Sinatra Jones was one of my favorites.
King Arthur, Queen Elizabeth.
There was a group of people years ago.
And there were Bernard, Leonard, and Renard.
And the judge approached the bench.
So we got up there and he told the court reporter, go away.
He said, what are these names?
I said, Bernard?
He goes, no, no, no, no.
Bernard.
Not Bernard.
Bernard.
Okay.
Leonard.
And Renard.
I guess they ran out of it.
So as we were about to walk back, I said, by the way, you know what the fourth one's name is?
Who?
I said, retard.
And he burst out laughing.
I mean, it was one of the funny...
And there's something about when the prosecutor and the defense lawyer and the judge are laughing.
There's something...
Everybody gets nervous.
Whose ox is going to go?
I loved it.
Well, anyway, I told you this story.
Azole was up there for I don't know how long.
The paper was yellowed and it was...
Somebody from the division came in and said, Drumroll!
Oh, please!
And he had to, like, pull up a chair because the thing was real high and he pulls out the thing and he puts it up there.
Read it and weep, gentlemen.
Read it and weep.
We have a winner.
Shyfeed.
I've told you this.
Spelled shithead.
I swear on my eyes.
We couldn't believe it.
I never saw this before.
And he says, and guess what?
He's on the docket.
Well, the babe is the kid's name.
But he's on the docket tomorrow.
So there's this real tough guy, one of these bailiffs, like bus drivers with guns.
He goes, all right, page two!
Pocket family!
Azoulay!
Renard!
Dana!
Shamika!
Shalit!
He just would bark the names into this microphone.
I said, wait till old Ace or whatever gets the...
He says, what are you boys doing here?
I said, nothing, Dave.
We just want to see you work.
You see me every day.
What's so special about you?
What are you guys up?
You got something about you guys?
He was very smart.
You got something going on?
Something I should know about?
You're going to pull something, aren't you?
I said, no, Dave.
Go on, call the dog.
We're just passing through.
All right, I know what you got here.
I don't know what it is, but it ain't funny.
So I'll cut this out.
Dave, would we take a moment?
Would we kid around in a courthouse?
Come on, Dave.
We're professionals.
Alright.
So he turns to the page and he goes, I forget what the name is.
Johnson found me, asshole!
And you hear, present!
And he's looking at this and you can see he's almost like, look and make sure I've never seen anything like it.
Okay, cut to the I'm sorry, Shitee.
Excuse me, Shitee.
Cut to the court.
Years later, WFLA, I told this story, and I spelled the name, of course, and the program director said, can we spell the name?
I said, I can spell the name.
I'm not saying the name, which is stupid to me.
Nobody believed it.
Board operator says, take line four, whatever it was.
I said, they're on WFLA, but this woman said, Thank you very much.
My name is Mrs. And she gave her like her name.
You can tell she's never called the radio.
She gives her name.
Yes, this is Mrs. Alexander.
And I'm a data processor at Hugo Widdens Public School in Pinellas Park.
We had it.
We called it Shiteed.
I said, wait a minute.
Are you verified?
He goes, oh, yes.
I said, And when you first saw this, did you think there was a mistake?
Somebody was pulling your leg?
She said, well, to be quite honest with you, I was a bit taken aback.
But no, no, we have Shiteed.
What mother?
What person?
Who?
Alethea?
Fine!
Shamika, Latoya, Lashandra, Kamika, Rashida, I don't care!
Shithead?
Shithead?
He could never be president?
Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States, Shithead Johnson!
And how do you insult him?
This is when I knew society.
I couldn't believe what I was saying.
But we have to be very careful.
Be very careful.
Excuse me.
What am I being careful about?
His name is Shithead.
What am I worried about?
Because we were always told, be careful.
Be careful.
I've been screamed.
I've been screamed at, and you have too.
I'm a white racist.
I'm a white district.
What are you talking about?
I'm a white nationalist.
I'm a white nationalist.
I'm a white privilege.
I'm white, white, white, white, white, white, white.
It's a white privilege.
I'm white, white, white, angry white men.
White, white, white.
Oh, okay.
So we can bring up demographic?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, we bring it up.
Not you.
You just take it.
You just take it.
Well, you know what?
Those days are over.
It's done.
And this is it.
So this terrorism, and by the way, please, how many agree with me?
Don't mention the name of these people anymore.
If somebody's going to go out and hurt somebody and blow somebody up or do whatever it is, don't bring up their name.
Don't give their name.
Don't have a picture of them, where they went to school, where they lived.
Don't do this anymore.
Why are we doing this?
Why are we constantly telling people what they look like, what their name was, what their dreams were, read their manifestos?
I want them to be anonymous so that some schmuck doesn't come along and say, I want to be the next one.
Lori Cuck says, thank you.
Well, thank you.
Oh, look at this.
I love this one.
Connie Hanson says, I have a better one that is real.
My husband, Come on!
Come on, Connie!
Did you follow up?
Come on, Connie!
Come on!
Come on!
That's it?
Oh, Lamangelo, Orangelo, yeah, Lamangelo, yeah, I saw that, Lamangelo, absolutely!
Absolutely!
We had...
I heard a name one time, Octolanda.
I like that.
It was like, oh, it's kind of something like Tiberius, you know.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, here we go.
To show you these names, like Nasmo King comes along, even among folks who are Latin or...
Because, you know, in West Tampa, Cuban, Sicilian, but a lot of Cubans.
But we had one.
It was Usmail.
I said, what is this?
No, Usmail.
U.S. mail.
I swear to God.
Usnavi.
I heard U.S. Navy.
I don't know about that one.
Come on, Connie.
You can't just...
See, Connie is like a sadist.
He can't do this.
Linda Haslund says, in Jessica Tish, part of...
The Tish family, a very civic-minded family.
Is she?
I don't know.
I do not know.
I don't think Tish is probably...
Must be.
I don't think it's that common.
Maybe not.
You know what?
You know, this is...
This was so...
You know, this is terrible.
She drops this thing.
She makes us, you know, come on.
Connie Hanson.
And then she doesn't come through.
She doesn't come through.
It's like there's an old joke.
How do you keep a...
And then whatever it is, you can pick the ethnicity or you can say dumbass.
How do you keep a dumbass in suspense?
I don't know how.
And you just wait.
How?
You see how long it is before they catch on.
Well, by the way, you know, one of the things, too, that comedy apparently has done is something which has bothered me for a long time.
People who will people who will give up a trivia question and not know it.
Who holds a small library record for the home runs and the season?
I don't know who.
You can't ask a question if you don't know it.
Speaking of doctors, my friend one time when he was doing an OBGYN rotation, this woman came in and she was pregnant.
And he said, are you taking the pills I give you?
Yes.
Are you taking one every day?
Are you sure?
Every day.
That's odd.
So they did some kind of examination and he found two or three, you know it, undissolved.
Anyway, that's the way that goes.
Well, Connie, you had your chance, honey.
You had your chance and made good on that, but your husband probably said, don't say that, because it might be so unique that somebody's going to remember it.
Somebody's going to...
Years ago, I used to do this thing where...
I forget.
I used to think the name Mendy Rudolph was just a great name.
Mendy Rudolph was a great basketball referee.
And my friend one time turned me on to her because we were in high school.
Somebody dropped something and somebody was on the floor.
He goes, what are you, Mendy Rudolph?
You know, with a towel.
And I would say Mendy Rudolph.
I just thought it was a great name and it was never disparaging.
It was just, I just said it.
One time I was doing stand-up and I said, these people want to meet you.
I said, who is he?
He goes, it was like his kids.
He said, we want to thank you for all the, for bringing up our grandfather.
He was a wonderful man.
I said, oh.
They said, well, how did you, you know, what made you, I didn't want to say, I just thought it was an interesting name or whatever it was.
But it was never disparaging.
But I mean, of all the things, so you got to be very careful.
You say something like that, and somebody comes up and says, I heard you mention that.
That was me.
And again, to the Rudolph family, never said anything disparaging.
He was a fine, fine man.
I said, obviously, Al Martino.
Al Martino, I said, so-and-so, you know, you are to...
Accounting what Al Martino is to microsurgery.
What Al Martino is to thoracic surgery.
What Al Martino...
And I would say Al Martino.
I just loved...
It just sounded funny.
And I forget who it was.
Somebody who says, you know...
I don't think they were related to Al Martino, but it's a very...
It's a wonderful thing that you said about Al Martino.
So anyway, so it was one of those...
Thanks.
Okay.
Well, Connie, you are...
You have a lot of explaining to do.
Anyway, thank you so much, my friends.
Thank you so much.
Linda Hazlitt, thank you.
Laurie Cuck, Pilgrim Media, Johnny Mazisbaz.
Thank you.
Nelson, Laurie Cuck.
Cuck, you've got to explain that last name.
Is it Kuk?
Is there an umlaut over the U?
Or some particular, some diphthong, some schwa?
Fillmore of Fillmore, Illinois.
Fillmore, remember Seymour Butts, Fillmore, all the pagers, you know, all the, you know how it is.
You can page people whose last name is Hunt, and you can just, and I'll just leave it at that.
We had this, anyway, I'm rambling circuitously.
My friend just spent an hour and 11 minutes.
I want to thank you.
Phil McCracken, thank you so much.
Remember the old days when you could go to the airport and page people?
A huge erection, Mandy lifeboats.
Mandy Rudolph, Mandy lifeboat.
Marcus Absinthe, Tyrone shoelaces.
You know, all these stupid things.
But there were some others.
If Jack helped you off a horse, Would you help, Jack?
Anyway, there's all these stupid things that we would say as a kid.
And see, that was the best part.
Because when you're in school, you learn these great, dirty, dirty, filthy, terrible jokes, which I think are terrific.
All right, my friends.
Rod Gazinia.
No, Dick Gazinia.
Rod Gazinia.
Rod, please.
It was Dick Gazinia.
Stop it.
All right, my friends.
Have a great and a glorious day.
By the way, please, follow Mrs. L. Immediately.
Immediately.
Huh?
Oh, this is a good one.
She's got a good one now.
Follow Mrs. L immediately at Lin's Warriors.
Lin's Warriors.
Also, mine is mothballs.
Did you ever smell mothballs, Laurie?
Who held the wings?
Anyway.
Thank you.
It's an old joke.
So, Lynn's Warriors.
Also, Lionel Legal.
Very, very important.
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Alright, my friends.
You have a great and a glorious day.
Don't ever change and mean that sincerely.
Remember, Just remember, in 18 days, we're in charge.
President Trump, have a good time.
I'm going to say something to you.
Don't ever repeat it.
But that Mar-a-Lago event looked so boring to me.
Ted Cruz, did you see the drunk girl walking in with Ted Cruz?
It's on my...
Somebody...
I guess somebody was just sort of, this girl's walking and she's like gassed out of her mind.
Lara Trump singing is the funniest thing I've ever, I, when people do things that years ago, we had like somebody in the family like Aunt Connie or somebody, Connie's saying, oh no, stop.
Please, Connie.
No, no.
Oh, here's one for you.
Mrs. L will tell you this story.
We used to love, when the Friars Club, Friars Club is dead now.
It's shuttered and shackled and closed.
It's done.
It's going to be sold.
It's finished.
But one time in this one room, there was this guy, this woman, she was an old dancer, from like the Copa, or the Spanish, what's that called?
The Copa?
Copacabana, but also, what was the one where Barbara Walters' father ran it?
You know what I'm talking about.
Spanish, Latin Quarter.
Anyway, so she was an old showgirl.
You know what that means, right?
Okay.
But she looked, you know, well, but you could tell during her heyday, she was a number.
You know what I mean?
She just kind of had that look.
So one day we're sitting there in this little room.
And her husband, I think, was playing the drums or something.
And they said, hey, why don't you sing this song?
Oh, come on, no.
Stop it.
And I'm looking at her, and I'm believing it.
I'm thinking, you know, maybe she doesn't want to do it.
Because, you know, the fires and the show biz.
Come on!
Sing it.
I don't want it.
I'm like, look, if she doesn't want to sing, you know, don't make her.
Three times is a number.
Come on, no, please no, three.
And all of a sudden, Mrs. Dell will tell you, out of nowhere, she pulls out of her bag like a green derby, a boa, and a fake martini glass, like a champagne glass, and she starts saying, when you walked in the bar, I could tell you were a man of distinction.
She was on the table, and I thought...
I fell for this.
No, I don't want to sing.
Come on, sing!
No, I don't want to sing.
Hit it!
I have a rule, too.
If you sing too close to me, I start laughing.
If you're ten feet away, you can sing anything you want.
But if you get closer, I don't know what that is, three feet, two feet, I start laughing.
Because there's something funny about somebody looking at me and laughing.
Or singing, you know, to dream the impossible dream or whatever.
I can't help it.
So I'm looking at her, and she's right next to me, and I can tell she didn't want to hear this.
But she...
She...
One time...
I've got to tell you one quick story.
In a local...
In a local Irish pub, it was the greatest place ever.
There was this woman down the street.
I don't know what her story was.
I don't know, but she was weird.
And was apparently a singer like in the 20s.
I don't know.
Not the 1920s.
The 20s.
So one day, she was gassed out of her mind.
And my mother used to always say, there's nothing worse than a drunk woman.
I can think of worse things.
No, no.
A drunk woman is the saddest thing in the world.
Nothing worse than a drunk woman.
Okay, well, if my mother saw this one, she would have been in tears, because this woman was out of her mind.
So I was, it happened to be my birthday.
So she walks over, and she starts doing that, you know, like doors in your shuffle, she says, and she like got real close, like she's in my ear, and I'm like moving away.
And her breath, you know, with the booze, and people are, and I, she's got her back, and people are just laughing at me, because I'm trying not to become disgusted or wretch at the fumes of this woman.
Anyway.
Plus, I think there were dental issues, too, which was not pretty.
She says, I understand it's your birthday.
Yes, as a matter of fact, it is.
What's your favorite song?
I want to give...
So, I didn't realize this.
So, what's your favorite song?
No, she asked me, and I didn't know it was a gift.
I said, I like Wave by Joe Beam.
Beautiful.
And she gets even closer.
Now I'm against the wall and there's no place for me to go.
So she's like right here.
So help me God.
In my ear I hear this I don't know what this is.
A screech?
A howl?
A yip?
A scream?
Pain?
A machine?
A frequency?
I don't know what this is.
Is it a song?
This isn't wave.
No!
And I'm like this.
And the entire bar is howling, pointing at me.
So anyway, she got done.
I said, that was very nice.
She says, well, you know, I'm a little off.
And I said something stupid like, well, you know, this is not exactly the best venue for singing or something like that.
She turned to me.
Men, Pardon me, ladies.
Men, have you ever seen a woman go Dracula on you like that?
Have you ever seen this?
A drunk all of a sudden goes and then she looked at me and I thought she was going to kill me.
I need like an escort home or something.
She says, what do you mean by that?
I didn't mean anything about you.
I need to pull her off.
It was I'm thinking, I'm living in an asylum.
I'm living in a parallel universe that is an asylum, a mental hospital, filled with people, and I'm the only one who knows that they're crazy.
That everybody around me doesn't know they're living in an asylum, but I'm the only person.
And that's the story of this thing.
Alright, dear friends, have a great, great day.
Great day.
See you tomorrow at 9 a.m.
And until then, my friends, remember, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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