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Dec. 20, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Operation Gaslight: Treat US Citizens Like Stupid Children and Make Them Beg for Respect

Operation Gaslight: Treat US Citizens Like Stupid Children and Make Them Beg for Respect

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My dear friends, I think maybe two days ago, maybe a day and a half ago, I don't know what, I died.
I had hit by a flu or something that just absolutely...
Waylaid me.
Just.
So, I'm not going to mention it because people will say, take vitamin C. That's one of my favorites of the most.
Take vitamin C. I'm already sick.
Take echinacea.
Take chromium.
Take turmeric.
I'm already sick.
It's not going to do anything.
No, no, take...
So I don't get into that.
Please, please.
But it was almost exactly one year, one year before this, when I had the same thing almost a year ago.
So anyway, doesn't matter.
I'm back.
Thank you.
Let's talk about a couple of things here.
Here's the suggestion.
Here is the thought.
First of all, here's a great thing.
Thank you, Howie Brown, who's gifted five Lionel Nation memberships.
Thank you, Howie.
You are a mensch.
And I appreciate this immensely.
I mean this sincerely.
Here is a deal.
Oh, here we go.
Look at this.
Vitamin D, zinc.
See, this is why I don't bring into this.
This is, they just say things.
Turmeric.
Okay.
It's not going to stop.
I'm already sick.
It's not going to stop.
No, no.
K2.
But you know what?
You got to let people.
It gets them out of their system.
Guess what?
I take vitamin D every single day of my life.
Every single day.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Everybody's an expert.
Everybody.
It's the most incredible thing in the world.
When it comes to diet, oh my God.
And vitamins, oh my.
There's no other subject like it.
Nothing.
But I digress.
My friends, I predict, and I'm not into predictions usually, but the January 20th inauguration will be postponed, canceled, interrupted, stopped because of some threat, some problem, Some fear.
Something somewhere.
We are seeing the rumblings.
The drones.
Today, Amazon on strike.
Don't forget January 15th.
Will be the dock worker strike.
Who is in charge of that?
The Democrats.
Who is going to be in charge of everything?
Capitol Police, DOJ, everything else, on January 19th, January 20th?
The Democrats.
Can you imagine what would be, well, let me rephrase this.
If I were an operative, a bad guy for the Democrats, I would absolutely, positively, 100%.
100%.
If I, I said, we have got to interrupt the inauguration for the second term, the second, this is history being made, two-termer, they will never forget it, and it will set everything off like you can't believe.
It will...
Now, I don't want this to be happening.
I don't want this to happen.
But do you see what's going on?
Now, let me explain something to you also.
And this is also critical, and I'm going to say it again to you.
I mentioned the drones.
I mentioned the January 15th day for the for the day that, what am I trying to say?
For the day that the Forgive me, I'm still a little Sheen God.
So if I'm a little...
I'm almost there.
I'm almost there.
But the day that the dock strike was going to be postponed and up until...
Actually, the settlement was postponed until the 15th.
Amazon.
Imagine an Amazon strike.
Amazon is America.
Amazon is everything.
Bezos knew this was coming.
Bezos knew absolutely this was coming.
Doesn't really matter.
Doesn't really matter.
Doesn't matter.
He knew this and was waiting for this.
So what I'm telling you is that with drones, remember drones, remember this is what's going to happen.
The drones were looking for what?
Radioactive, dirty bomb stuff, nuclear, whatever it is, okay?
Along the eastern seaboard.
And then you had the people come forward to go, that's ridiculous, it doesn't matter, you don't know what you're talking about, yes you do.
Okay, but what it did was, two things happened.
Number one, they're telling you it's coming, and number two, they're telling you that nothing is going to be done about it.
You are never going to hear, you're never going to hear any conclusion as to what that was.
You're never going to hear any conclusion as to the technically three There were two actual attempts, I think, and one conspiracy they broke, or one attempt, I should say.
Three attempts of assassinating the president.
You're never going to hear anything.
You see, you don't hear anything.
You haven't even gotten a conclusive word about 9-11.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Never.
So, what I am telling you is that if there is a problem, and they are telling you, they're saying, this is what we're going to do.
You're going to be, and there is nothing that would make them happier than to shut everything down.
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He'll have to go through it.
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I don't want to be right.
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That's all I want to tell you.
That's all they want to tell you.
Now, one of these things which people must grasp, and our good friend Mark Kalisha says, does the actual inauguration have to be public?
No, I don't know.
I don't think there's any requirement per se.
I believe there was one time World War II, I think it was FDR had it inside.
I don't think so.
I don't think he can take The oath of office, necessarily that day.
Also stocked by a clean underwear and the rest.
Well, that may also make some sense.
But you see, understand something.
Understand something.
And I want to go back and tell you this again.
You are being gaslighted constantly.
And I know that term has been overused, but in a way it's true.
It's a combination of gaslighting and habituation.
They want you to constantly feel That you are freaking out, that there is something, and nothing will ever happen.
You will never see a follow-up.
Josh Hawley spent more time, more time talking about, and by the way, there's a clip I had posted on my ex-channel or whatever you want to call it, account.
It's Josh Hawley talking.
One of the most incredible things I've ever seen.
Somebody talking with Hannity and actually getting a sentence out was not interrupted.
It's the most incredible thing I've ever seen in my life.
Because first of all, you've got to understand that the foremost story, the introductions are the best.
It's look how much I know.
Anyway.
Let me go back to the drone thing again.
The drone thing, I'm saying, do you understand what's happening?
No.
Look how we're forgetting it.
This is one of the most serious things in the world and nothing is happening.
You had people, you had the mayor of Belleville, New Jersey, who came forward on TV on Channel 5 and said, I don't, there is missing...
Materials.
People say, oh, that's nothing.
That's just for MRIs.
No, that's just for radio.
No, that's no big deal.
So you have one group of people that overreacts and the other group of people that underreacts.
There's this.
That's the problem.
That's the thing.
And they're going to need us.
And thank God for Bobby Kennedy.
Because Bobby Kennedy will reintroduce.
You see, there are some people who come across who say things that are They refer to things that make sense, but they're kind of laughed at.
For example, Roseanne, our good friend Roseanne, Roseanne talks about things that the subject matter, if said by anyone else, would have people say, wait a minute, that's interesting.
If she says it, oh God, there she goes again.
There she goes again.
What?
So, remember this.
I think the President also should tell people what he suspects of happening ahead of time so that they can prepare.
Let me explain to you why I want to say that.
This is critical.
Vivek Elon, by the way, Elon's the single most important thing ever.
And let me also tell you something.
Keep in mind this.
Ready to freak you out?
Think about this one.
What will happen if Elon goes with the highest bidder?
Cut up, thank you.
She says, it is painful to suffer from the Cassandra Syndrome.
You weren't alone, Lionel.
We laugh instead of wringing our hands.
Appreciate the before.
Yes.
The Cassandra syndrome.
That's a wonderful reference.
Remember Cassandra.
Remember the history, the mythology.
This is a woman who was somebody's daughter who was cursed never to be believed.
She was a Trojan princess and prophetess Who foretold the future, but was never believed.
Yes.
The Cassandra Principle.
It's funny what we can learn, how that is.
Now let me also tell you what's going on.
And this is also critical.
And I know people don't want to hear this, but I don't care.
The Republicans still don't need it.
Let me go back.
I almost forgot.
You really want to freak out?
Let me give you this scenario.
Let's assume, I'm not saying it's true, but let's assume Elon was a double agent.
Elon is the richest man on the planet.
He is.
Elon can do anything, say anything, be anything.
He is without...
You might as well just forget anything.
You're just not going to...
He is not going to be...
He could kill people and he would not be...
Found guilty.
He would not suffer anything involving the regular legal systems that we have.
Let's assume, crazy as it sounds, that Elon says, you know what, I find some disagreement with Trump.
I'm not given the respect I should receive.
I don't like The Doge thing.
I don't...
You know what?
I think I can make more money.
Or, what am I doing this for?
I guess I am doing it just because I can be the most powerful civilian.
But I may get more attention and more power by being the anti-Trump.
By going in and saying, you know what?
I thought I could trust this man, but I can't anymore.
I'm leaving.
What would that do?
What would that do?
That could spell the end of a lot of these programs.
Cut Up Chatter said, did you see the Union Jack?
What a revelation.
I did not see that.
I will investigate.
Thank you.
Think about this one minute.
Do you think that's crazy?
Do you think that's crazy?
Do you think it's absolutely crazy?
What if he decides later, I'm going to switch?
Put it this way.
President Trump...
Better sit there and say, I want you to understand something.
Don't give this guy too much credit.
And don't give him too much power.
Because he's going to get bored.
See, he's a very smart guy.
He's a very wonderful person.
He's developed all these incredibly great things.
But understand something.
He's a little weird.
He's a little strange.
A little weird.
Okay?
It's just...
But weird in a good way.
In a good way.
Nelson A. says, glad you're doing well.
And back with us, Uncle L. More strikes in 2025.
Just read New Jersey Transit.
Will strike in March 2025.
The year of the strikes.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Isn't that something?
Carla, the cooking CEO, says world domination could become a reality in the hands of a single individual if given the opportunity.
You see, Carla, you're so right.
And the reason why is simply this.
Remember something.
You have to think differently about how do I say this by analogy?
There was a time years ago when somebody suggested that the secrets to Contagions and the like were microscopic little organisms, bacteria, and viruses.
And it sounded nuts.
People said, that's crazy talk.
You're right about this.
I feel like, and Carla, maybe you can do this, and maybe you as well can understand this, grasp onto a cut-up chat, or you might, I think you'll dig this one.
And Mark Howey, I feel, and I've always felt, that I'm living in this world where I don't belong.
I love this song by Atlanta Rhythm Section, Ronnie Hammond.
Sometimes I feel like an alien.
Feeling like I don't belong.
I don't belong here.
I don't belong here.
I don't...
I like this.
The Republican Party approximates what I'm thinking.
I'm glad, thoroughly glad about Trump.
But Trump, I don't think Trump really understands yet.
And listen to me.
How serious things get.
See, we love to talk about stuff.
Take, for example, this CR, this Continuing Resolution, right?
Josh Hawley, all of a sudden, says, I can't believe this is 15,000 pages or whatever it is and blah, blah, blah.
And is it 15,000, 1,500?
Anyway, there he is and this and that.
And it's going to put money into crazy things that make no sense.
You know, gay senior centers and whether cocaine affects rubworms and all this other kind of nonsense.
And consequently, this is ridiculous and blah, blah, blah.
Okay, fine.
I don't know about you folks, how old you are.
I'm 66. And in my lifetime, I've been hearing this story my whole life.
William Proxmire, the Golden Fleece Awards.
I can't believe they're putting this money into studying.
Or they load this on us now, knowing that we have till Friday, and they expect us to read this.
You should have been doing this before.
There is nothing better.
Remember something.
That's right, 15,457, Marcus.
Thank you.
15,000 pages.
What they need to do, of course, what they need to do is to always wait and put out and anticipate.
Watch what they're going to do.
A month ago, they can say, remember, the final day is going to be this.
They are going to release whatever this continuing resolution when it's too late.
Remember, they're going to do this.
Remember.
So you start the discussion then.
So you then force the Democrats either to agree with you or not agree with you or say what you're saying is correct or not.
There is a provision which is very weird.
I'm going to show you about this one, about this part.
This is such...
And again, are you going to see this on Fox News?
No.
No.
Sorry.
I hope you don't mind because I want to get you off of Fox News and pull you away to the real news, okay?
I want you to get to the real serious news.
Not just as usual, Jens.
Oh, let me tell you what else we're going to do.
A couple of things which is interesting.
They're going to be, I think it's Friday, they're going to be releasing The Matt Gaetz information on him, I think, Friday or whenever after the Congress recesses for the holidays.
That's coming up.
And I've often also told you, from the beginning, and people got very upset with me, that Matt Gaetz, even though he makes some great points, is one of the weirdest people.
And this is a guy who was alleged, I don't know if it's true or not, to be paying for women with his son, his son, his, quote, adopted son, I feel like a son, Nestor.
Remember this kid who lived with him?
I mean, this, I've told you.
Why Trump even got near this guy, I have no idea.
And I love when people always tell me, well, you know, the reason, the reason, the problem, you see, no, you don't understand.
See, Trump's doing that 4D chess.
Stop that 4D chess.
This is nonsense.
What are you talking about?
No, no, Trump does this on purpose.
He doesn't do anything on purpose.
What are you talking about?
People are just these apologists for Trump.
Everything he does is genius.
Some things he doesn't.
He still hasn't understood.
Let me explain something also.
Oh, oh, oh, I've got to tell you something.
I want to get to this.
I want to get to this.
There is a White House State Department.
No, that's not it.
There is a State Department Division.
And please, I'm being very, very generalized about this.
There's a State Department Division who is also...
Who is continued as far as their activities are continued.
There's a State Department which will monitor and censor things and areas that are considered conservative or whatever that go against whatever the particular thing is.
I'll get the reason.
Please forgive me.
I'm still trying to get through this.
So consequently, nothing's going to change.
Nothing's going to change.
Curb, excuse me, Cut Up Chatter says, I would swear the recent storylines of Chinese soap operas are laughing at American politics.
The military and leader crime and betrayals dead on.
Well, you know, they see sometimes Cut Up better than we do.
And as Carlos said about a one-world government, That's also part.
You see, when you...
Look, if you go to one of these places, and that's why I don't go to these...
I can't handle these Republicans.
If you talk about one world government, new world order, they'll look at you like, what are you talking about?
So understand something.
Trump doesn't really understand how brutal these people are.
You know, Trump said...
I went to Hollywood and beat them and was the number one show for 16 years or whatever it was.
That's fine.
That's great.
Next, next, he was in the building trade, of course, in New York City.
And even Sammy the Bull Gravano, if you believe this, said Trump was never approachable.
I'm not saying he was in the same room with Trump, but if ever people were in the room with him, he would always have FBI agents, ex-FBI agents around him, and there just was, I mean, it was this idea that don't even bother.
Okay, so he was straight as an arrow, but this is a different level of psychopathy.
This is a different level of psychopathy.
This is something which was so brutal, so absolutely brutal.
There's also something that I find fascinating.
I know I'm going to lose a lot of friends.
I'm changing the subject.
On X, today's Norm Macdonald, the comedian who changed the game.
In 1986, Norm Macdonald, the young comedian, faced a career crisis and a cancer diagnosis.
Leading him to temporarily abandon stand-up comedy.
Despite these challenges, he returned to the stage choosing to keep his health struggles private.
And that's an incredible thing.
That's an incredible story.
But I'm sorry, I never, ever, ever understood the idea of him being a comedic genius where you Guffawed.
And where he was...
I mean, I think he says some brilliant things.
But that's not what comedy is.
Comedy is not being brilliant.
Fran Leibovitz has said some brilliant things, but she's not a comedian.
And I want to ask you this question.
I'm going to ask you a question, and I want you to listen to me very, very carefully.
Who...
I'm changing the subject here.
Who?
Who?
And by the way, understand something.
If you watch me and I'm talking about something, and if something pops into my mind that I think is more interesting, I'm going to go to that topic.
I just want you to know now.
Don't be alarmed.
Don't be confused.
Don't be angry.
Don't be anything.
Don't.
Don't.
Please don't.
Don't.
In any way.
Don't.
Don't be angry.
Don't.
But who do you think is one of the most overrated anythings ever?
I think one of the most overrated stories, movies, most overrated is Casablanca.
While we're on this subject, Citizen Kane.
I know you can't say that.
I know you're not supposed to say that.
But comedians today are dead.
Today, comedians are dead.
People are not looking at what comedy was about, about being funny.
Now it's about being mean or disgusting or gross or whatever.
Or being shocking for the sake of shocking.
Politics is forever dead.
Politics is dead today.
And the whole notion of going into politics is completely overrated.
If you want to make a difference, if you want to make a difference, if you really do, Do something outside, because the person who was making the most of an impact would be Elon Musk, who of course happens to be the richest person.
But everything is changing.
And there are things that we do where we're just told.
People are just, they just...
And by the way, I'm not trying to tell you what is funny, what isn't.
Listen, it doesn't really matter.
There was a period of stagnancy, so to speak.
I don't know when you can say this, but I think maybe the 80s or the 90s.
I don't know which one, but something bad happened.
You see what I'm saying?
There are these changes, and you have to be aware of them.
And you must understand what is happening.
The world, the culture, everything is changing drastically.
And it's very difficult for you to figure out sometimes all that is happening.
I mentioned to you before about this idea of censorship and the like.
Raul says, are news media internationally vague in reporting?
I think everybody is.
If it's mainstream, absolutely.
Absolutely.
Let me also tell you something.
One of the biggest examples I will never forget is MyPillow.com, Mike Lindell, who said, I'm here to sell pillows and towels.
But because he was associated with Trump, because he dared to question the 2020 election, which we don't talk about anymore, but there was one week.
When everybody notices one particular graph where they said, it's proved now, look, 2020 was stolen, 2020 was, because it was the data at the time.
We don't talk about that anymore.
And remember, see, we talk about it and then it stops.
It just goes away.
So what he said was, what he said was just absolutely incredible.
When you think about what happened, what he said, But they went after him.
They wanted to kill him and destroy him.
Grind him into dust.
Mike Lindell.
MyPillow.
He's still there.
He's still online.
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Look at the Christmas specials right now.
Now let me go back to what I was saying before and let me see if I can remind you of this.
Wait a minute.
Hold on a second.
George Keene said, Peter Lorre was allegedly a huge MyPillow fan.
That's correct.
Thank you.
You have a wit that's dangerous.
Use it sparingly.
Use it carefully.
That's all I'm going to say.
Now, remember, let me go back to what I'm saying.
I think Carla brought it up.
Others brought it up.
The idea is that we are heading towards something which is so...
How do I say this?
And I recognize that when I say this, people get very, very, very upset when I say this, because you're not supposed to say anything about President Trump.
But the worst area, the worst that he handles is foreign affairs, international relations.
That's not his thing.
It's just not his thing.
He doesn't...
Richard Nixon lived for that.
Richard Nixon loved that.
Richard Nixon absolutely, positively loved international relations.
Loved it.
Loved everything about it.
He wanted to make, he had a doctrine.
He had principles.
He thought about, he is just, he didn't give a damn about domestic stuff.
He really didn't.
He made it very, very clear.
You watch his, I think it's the Nixon Library now.
It's incredible.
And you listen to him and say, my God, you were a genius.
Why didn't we recognize how smart you were?
Why didn't we?
Maybe he was just one of many.
We don't have anybody today.
Foreign affairs, international relations, IR is a joke.
And you're going to put Marco Rubio as Secretary of State?
That is criminal.
Criminal.
Elise Stefanik of the UN?
Okay.
I guess.
Whatever that means.
So that's just the thing about Trump.
But the good part about it is that he needs...
Listen to what I'm telling you.
He needs to have somebody in his office.
Somebody to tell him, listen.
You do know.
You do know that they're going to try to pull something.
Make sure you put out the word now that you have it on good authority.
You don't have to specify what the good authority is.
I'll be the good authority, but don't mention my name.
That's why I'm hidden.
But you have word that they're going to try everything they can to interrupt, out of an abundance of caution, for the safety of others, to cancel the inauguration.
Because, of course, they will say, you don't understand this?
And when people start to hear the words and they cancel their trips, then that will be elevated.
That will be the story.
George Keene says, as heard on Google, the recent offing of Russo General means Ukraine isn't serious about peace.
How does DJT handle if you were him?
Well, I think you have to go back.
Believe it or not, and explain what is Ukraine.
Ukraine was basically a puppet of the folks who were a part of NATO, along with the Victoria Newlands and others, the military-industrial complex, the war profiteers.
This thing has been a joke.
They basically goaded Russia.
So they were just used.
He is going to be a billionaire.
This twit, he has money socked away I don't know where.
He's either going to end up in Cyprus or Miami or something.
And he will live a life completely free from any type of threat or whatever it is.
It's the biggest con in the world.
See, that's what I'm trying to say.
This is what happened, at least initially, when I started today.
By telling you this.
They don't want to do anything.
They don't want to do anything to make you aware of anything.
They don't want to fix anything.
They don't want to ever follow up on anything.
That's it.
Let me say this again.
You're not going to hear a follow-up on the drones, not because it's not important, but because maybe it's...
We have the attention span of a natural.
I don't know.
Does the president really understand how vicious these people are?
They are going to do everything.
Remember, Amazon strike today.
Our good friend said New Jersey transit strike in March.
And don't forget the dock workers.
And when this happens, remember, things go crazy.
And people start getting nuts.
And they blame somebody.
But the Democrats are going to say, don't look at us, he's in charge.
Wait a minute, but you're in charge.
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
Remember this.
The president can use social media and to finally get rid of...
Oh, and one more thing.
George Stephanopoulos may be out, may be finally through, because what he did, word has it, he was told specifically, do not use the R word when it comes to E. Jean Carroll.
Do not use it.
And do not use in any way.
And he did it.
And Bob Iger personally approved the $50 million plus $1 million in legal fees, and he is furious, because even he recognizes the fact.
This is over.
MSDNC, CNN, ABC, all of them are over when it comes to news.
They're going to consolidate.
You're going to basically see a modified podcast because that's where Americans are going.
It's that simple.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, I thank you.
I am starting to crash.
George Keene, I can't even read.
George Keene, Raul Rodriguez, cut up chatter.
The inimitable Carla, the cooking CEO, thank you.
Nelson A., Cut Up Chatter, thank you.
Pilgrim Media, Mark, Kalisha, and again, Howie Brown, thank you for your kindness.
I hope to make it tonight at 7. I should be back.
Please do not expect anything clear, because I'm telling you something.
This is a good flu that goes around her.
It's great the way it starts off.
You say, you know, I'm not feeling so good.
And then you realize, oh my God.
Here's Michael.
Carla says, my lifelong dream was to become a stand-up comedian.
But let's face it, that's never going to happen.
Unusual Suspects is my fave.
You know, I used to do, when I was on WABC, stand-up comedy every week.
Every week.
Every week.
Everywhere.
The best place ever was Rascals in West Orange.
It was the best.
But Caroline's and you name it.
Name it.
The Catskills, whatever it was.
And it was very interesting for me because mine was always I don't want to say stories, but they weren't just whatever happened to that kind of thing.
And I will tell you, I saw it even then.
Sometimes there were people, and this is the weirdest thing, some people who were stand-up comedians who weren't funny, but who thought somehow they could take ideas that were funny and convey them.
And they would sit around and always...
Have you noticed how comics, all comics, overreact when they laugh?
Like comics and cars and coffee, they overreact.
Everything is off the charts.
Off the...
Why is that, you think?
There's this whole notion of being over the top, so to speak.
And I don't understand where that happened or why that happened.
I have no...
No...
In any event, I thank you.
I thank you.
I thank you for your time and effort.
I thank you for your just your perspicacity.
Also, some great, you might want to call them great, I don't want to say this, but the blind gossips of the Dark web of gossip and international stuff would blow your mind.
I never feel comfortable in saying that because there's no...
Just because I hear a rumor, that's not enough.
I'd like to have something a little bit more formidable than that.
In any event, dear friends, thank you.
Have a great and glorious day.
Don't ever change me, necessarily.
We'll see you tonight at 7 p.m.
God willing.
So don't forget, until then, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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