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Only When the Fake Media Are Finally Destroyed Is Liberty Possible
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It is 37 degrees, but feels like 19. And when you're on the west side in the Hudson River, you can turn a corner, and I mean, it is like in a flash freezer.
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One of you fellas said, hey, Obama repealed Smith Munt.
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What?
America is involved in propaganda, but he didn't repeal it.
It was a Smith-Month modernization.
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Tomorrow I've got a great one on this bathroom, this lunacy, this lavatory lubriciousness that is going on over there.
So we're going to be talking about that.
So much to discuss.
Oh my God.
And don't forget a lot of things.
But first and foremost, my friends, this is very, very important.
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Oh my god!
The Smith-Munt Act?
Have you been, are you aware of what we're, what I've, the subject matter?
Have you been, have you been paying attention to this?
Oh my God!
It is literally, literally, and I say that term literally correctly, but I'm saying it is literally, without to peer in terms of, hang on a second, we're in the hell of these great...
I want to show you a couple of these beauts, these wonderful stories.
Smithmont Hydrology.
I'm going to be doing one on geoengineering.
It's just so...
I can't say it enough.
Because remember one thing.
If you wanted to be a part of this show, if you want to be a part of who you are and who we are, you have to make sure you understand, my friends, what the rules are.
You have to understand things.
Get it straight.
And always make sure when you talk to people, when you deal with people, you speak to them very kindly.
You don't ever talk down to them.
Don't ever make people seem stupid.
Like, you don't know about the Smith-Mund Act.
I hate that.
Look at this.
MAGA Congress must repeal Obama's Smith-Mund Modernization Act.
Also, today, Surveillance Nation, how Big Brother became big business.
Geofencing.
You've got to listen.
How about Trump?
That's not it.
That one.
Let me get rid of that one.
Here we go.
Is Pete Hegseth Kavanaughed?
Oh, this is a beaut.
How about Lost in Translation?
Democrats struggle with identity and ideology.
Water Wars, Hydro-Imperialism, and why they really offed Gaddafi.
SCOTUS put spotlight on protecting America's youth from radical gender lunacy.
MKUltra, a brutal legacy of brutality and exploitation.
Daniel Penny's trial, a stark reflection of justice and politics in Alvin Bragg's New York.
No fifth for Hunter?
Question mark.
The impact of his pardon on compelled testimony.
Can a president pardon himself?
I mean, it's just absolutely without fear.
It is how in the world do you do this?
Biden pardons Hunter after he swore he wouldn't?
Incredible.
Incredible.
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It's good stuff.
Good stuff for you.
All right?
Now, first, let us, if we could, do a couple of contrasts.
This is Sergey Lavrov, and here he is speaking with Tucker Carlson.
We would like to have normal relations with all our neighbors, of course, but generally.
With all countries or not, especially with the great country like the United States.
President Putin repeatedly expressed his respect for the American people, for the American history, for the American achievements in the world.
And we don't see any reason why Russia and the United States cannot cooperate for the sake of the universe.
Isn't that the style, the panache?
The elegance of this man.
Absolutely without peer.
And whom do we have as our prez?
This guy.
I'm coming back to ride on the train.
All the way, from end to end.
I, as they say, on the Senate floor of the United States Senate, excuse the point of personal privilege.
I've ridden an awful lot on trains.
Commute every day, 212 miles a day on Amtrak from Washington to my hometown to Wilmington, Delaware as a senator.
And so I like trains a lot.
So I'm coming back.
You're stuck with me.
How embarrassed are you?
How embarrassed are you?
This is your president!
This is horrible!
It is beyond horrible!
Are you not disgusted?
Are you not?
Oh my God!
Are you not in any way just disgusted by this?
It's embarrassing!
Embarrassing!
And the latest suspect seen casually strolling through New York City subway station 30 minutes before executing UnitedHealthcare's CEO.
They've got pictures of him.
They've got the guns and what he did.
They can't find the guy.
This guy's walking around going up to CCTV.
How are you?
Showing his face.
Look at me!
Here I am!
Standing there with a combat stance, I mean, with a suppressor, they can't find them!
Cameras everywhere!
It's kind of like October the 7th, isn't it?
Isn't it something?
Israel and Mossad, cameras!
We know everything!
We got everybody's phone!
We got everybody's phone number!
We know everything!
You fart!
And we know when!
We know what you had for lunch!
We know everything!
Except the biggest planned...
Operation that took two years to plan with mock cities.
That we didn't know.
It's incredible.
Ladies and gentlemen, Spandex says, Bedpan Biden is riding that train on Hunter's cocaine.
Casey Jones riding that train.
El Chingong.
Thank you so much.
Well, thank you so much, my friend.
Oh, my God.
Isn't that, isn't it?
Now, I want to tell you something.
I am an absolute, weak, base, horrible person.
I'm terrible.
I'm telling you right now, I'm terrible.
I am terrible.
Terrible.
Why am I terrible?
Because sometimes there are people that I hear when they start to speak, I go crazy.
I immediately say, I can't stand this person, or I don't like this person, or I'm getting kind of sick.
There are people who I swear to God watch some of these videos of, which I love, some of the Police videos.
And there is a, we used to call it Ebonics, but there is a, there is a patois, a delivery that is completely and totally indecipherable, bruh.
Come on, bruh.
I mean, not only that, but is indecipherable.
And when I hear this, I just turn off.
Because I hear either creepy, idiot, Whatever.
There are people sometimes that I meet, and I know they are New Yorkers, and we're losing this particular accent, but they're really, hey, talk like this!
This is the phony, the phony mob guy.
Makes me sick.
Linda Hazlitt says, meanwhile, people without help in North Carolina, and he's giving money to Africa.
Oh, yes!
Absolutely, Linda.
But there are people.
There's this group of people.
My favorite are the gangster wannabes who are Jews.
The Jimmy Kahn.
Hey, you guys!
Hey!
What are you doing?
Bo Deedle.
Hey, why yous?
Hey, I'm in a car!
I'm in a car!
Irving Abramowitz.
Hey!
They're the gangster wannabes.
Southern Affectation.
Then there's another one, too.
You'll hear them.
It's an uptown New York kind of...
I don't want to say Latinx.
And by the way, it doesn't mean people who sound like that, but it's this affected one.
I can't, I can't, ah, ah.
I, I, yeah, real, Real redneck-y.
So sometimes I'm sorry.
It's me.
I blame me.
I should be a better person.
I should be a better person.
I can't listen to them.
And this one, I swear to you, it's me.
There's something wrong with me.
I can't listen to this guy.
I can't listen.
See this guy right here?
Actually related to Bruno San Martino.
He denies it.
The globalists have come home to steal in North Carolina.
Remember that name.
Now listen to this carefully.
You ready for this?
This is the counsel for the case, for the Supreme Court case.
And I'm sorry.
I'm telling you right now.
I don't know if I can listen to this.
I'm sorry.
It's me.
There's something wrong with me.
Maybe you can take this.
But something happens when I hear this.
I don't know why.
And I'm telling you right now, I plead guilty.
It's me.
Nobody.
has to provide this medication to adolescents.
These are not doctors being forced to provide this medication.
These are doctors who are wanting to treat their patients in the best way that they know how, based on the best available evidence to us.
And these are young people who may have known since they were two years old exactly who they are, who suffered for six, seven years before they had any relief.
And what's happening here, it's not the kids who are consenting to this treatment, it's the parents who are consenting to the treatment.
And as a parent, I would say, when our children are suffering, We are suffering.
And these are parents who love their children, who are listening to the advice of their doctors, of the mainstream medical community, and doing what's right for their kids, and the state of Tennessee has displaced their judgment.
I'm sorry.
I can't.
I'm sorry.
Okay?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry it's me, Pilgrim Media.
How did they sound at the Raven Eye Social Club?
By the way, Raven Eye now is a I think it's like a bridal store.
so sad.
Thank you.
you Thank you.
This is nuts.
Now also, this is interesting.
This is something interesting.
This is a trans man.
This is a woman, a man who was born as a woman, and I guess he got his mustache, but he wants to be, whatever, wants to be just a man, a man, but, you know, and listen, this person in the United States of America can absolutely have right freedom to do whatever you want.
There's just this kind of this, that voice.
It's me.
It's me.
What is it?
Do you know a woman who sounds like this?
Do you know anybody?
It's not that.
It's like, what is this?
I've got a friend of mine.
30?
No.
No.
Almost 40?
No, 40?
Wait a minute.
Yeah, almost 40 years I've known.
Gay?
I always kid him and say, really gay?
What does that mean?
And we sit there and I say, what?
Please explain that.
You don't sound like that.
What is this?
But he's not gay.
See, this is the part I don't understand.
This man's not gay.
He's a woman.
I mean, he's a man.
He's a man who, I guess, wants to be with women.
I don't understand.
And you know what?
Here's the thing.
I'm done with it.
I'm done with the whole thing.
I'm serious.
I don't have to deal with it.
I've made a blanket statement before.
Everybody has a right to do it.
Leave kids alone.
That's it.
I don't care if you're dressed like a cactus.
It doesn't matter.
Spandex says, who's the bag man for Bedpans Worldwide Cash Collection Tour?
Well, he'll be partying himself soon.
I guess we'll see about that.
And by the way, remember one month ago today?
One month ago!
Anybody remember?
What was one month ago today?
Do you remember this?
What was one month?
What is one month ago?
What am I trying to say?
What is one month?
What?
What was one month ago?
That thing.
Come on.
That's right.
As our good friends downtown would say in Chinatown, the erection.
Ladies and gentlemen, Memory Lane.
In Wisconsin.
Yes, we can.
NBC News projecting that Wisconsin was won by Donald Trump.
And therefore, as you see on your screen, we are now projecting that the next president of the United States is Donald Trump.
He will reclaim the White House.
The 45th president of the United States will become the 47th president of the United States.
CBS News now projects.
That Donald Trump is the winner in Wisconsin.
That gives him the number of electoral votes he needs to become the 47th president of the United States.
This is an incredible moment in American history.
It is now official.
CNN projects that Donald Trump has been elected president, defeating Vice President Kamala Harris and making a political comeback unlike any in modern American politics.
The Fox News decision desk can now officially project that Donald Trump will become the 47th.
The former president's comeback will be complete with a win in Wisconsin, a state that he narrowly lost four years ago.
He is now the second president in U.S. history to win non-consecutive terms.
The first was Grover Cleveland in the late 1800s.
Senator J.D. Vance will become the 50th vice president of the United States.
The guy, Mr. Vance, comes here.
This is the guy, J.D. Vance, was a hillbilly.
Con redneck, the hillbilly guy.
I don't know.
¿En el que mala?
Yo no sé.
Yo no sé.
¿Qué es la mala?
Te jodiste.
Gone.
Gone.
Ladies and gentlemen, Kim Hall says, there are more deaf people in America than transgenders.
So that being the case, when everyone learns sign language, then we can learn personal pronouns.
You know what, Kim?
You are a genius.
You are absolutely...
Where is JD?
Even KWC says, what the hell is going on here?
What's going on with it?
What is going on?
Jack Endy says, laser.
I don't know what that means.
Jack just does that.
He'll just write things.
He'll just say things.
Laser.
Just laser.
That's it.
No, nobody knows what it means.
But that's just the way he is.
That's just the way he is.
And I think as Bruce Hornsby says, that's just the way it is.
Oh my God.
Now, let's talk about some other things too.
Crypto says, erected 2024.
Indeed, sir.
Oh, Mrs. L tomorrow.
Look at this.
Happy Love says, yep, Mrs. L. They're calling for you.
We're going to be doing it again.
Ventilation Friday.
J.D. is working the Congress and Senate to get everybody through.
Gloria, he has to be at least, you have to just see him.
I'm not saying he's not working, but why hasn't he been?
Hell, I've seen more of Hegseth.
How many of you, you know that Hegseth is gone, right?
He's gone, right?
You do know that, right?
You do know that?
I mean, he's like, come on.
Please, stop it.
Okay.
I want you to listen to who's making so much sense now.
Something very odd happening.
Listen to this.
I think it's undeniable that the case against Hunter Biden was really politically motivated.
Remember when his stroke was so bad, he couldn't say...
Remember when he started with this, I'm sorry, or something like his first speech.
He had to have a special device or something because he had some kind of...
Or a taxi or some type of neurological disability that didn't allow him to even read.
Remember this?
Remember this?
It was incredible.
I mean, he made Biden look like John Gielgud.
Now he's fine.
But I also think it's true that the trial in New York for Trump, that was political as well, too.
And in both cases, I think a pardon is appropriate.
And I really think collectively.
Oh, I have a lot to say about this.
By the way, he's talking to that bag, Joy Behar.
You know, America's confidence in these kinds of institutions have been damaged by these kinds of cases, and we cannot allow these kinds of institutions to be weaponized.
I don't know who was affected by Hunter Biden.
Hunter Biden's got away with murder for years, and he gets some piddly little tax case in the Gunders.
I think he got off fine.
I don't know what all Betty is talking about.
Against our political opponents.
And it's very clear.
Both trials were politically motivated and weaponized that on the other side.
They'll say that about the J6 people too, though, right?
It was.
Absolutely.
This woman is so effing stupid.
She gives stupid colors.
She gives stupidity.
A vibrancy.
She illuminates.
She inhabits stupidity at levels never before thought possible.
She is the quintessential stupid dingbat.
This old, haggard, withered, desiccated broad.
This termagant.
This verano.
This absolute, this vile, harridan, this shrew, this harpy.
Oh my.
God!
I would rather cut my frenulum with a rusty razor blade and gargle isopropyl alcohol than listen to her, but I have to for this particular segment.
That's what they're going to say on the other side.
That's what they're going to say on the other side.
I smell like an old dictionary.
I smell like a catcher's mitt.
I smell like liniment and prune juice.
I'm Joey Behar.
What happens when cousins marry?
I'm almost like an inbred freak.
I'm Joey Behar.
No, I'm not.
I'm not referring to that.
I'm talking about the New York trial, and now the Democrats on our side were now, there were some that were gleeful calling it, like, now he's a convicted felon, and those...
He's not a convicted felon, you know that, because there's never been any formal adjudication of guilt, nothing.
And now for our party, we were talking about criminal justice, and we're now talking about second chances, and now all of a sudden, now you're like, well, he's a convicted felon, and all these...
Let's talk about this.
A couple of things here.
First of all, look at this.
Donna, by the way, says mothballs.
Do you ever smell mothballs?
Who held the wings?
But anyway, she is 80 years old.
She has shoes at her 80 years old.
She has shoes.
She is carbon dated.
But she doesn't...
Listen, Mick Jagger's 80 years old.
Keith Richards, they're cool.
Not this one.
She's been like this.
She's been a herring her whole life.
Crypto says...
Why does this dose of diaper bag always ring a Messiah?
Interesting.
I think your messages are sciopian in many respects.
Now, first of all, was the Biden prosecution political?
Was the Trump impolitical?
Do you know how many people...
Do you think the Harvey Weinstein prosecution is political?
Do you think that John Gotti was political?
Do you think that the Diddy prosecution...
By the way, Diddy, remember him?
Oh yeah, that's right.
Forgot all about him.
Do you think so?
Of course they were.
Politics and prosecutions are indeed political.
Where have these schmucks been?
Enjoy being Harvey.
Oh my God.
She makes me want to retch.
One time, I was at the, what was it?
I think it's a Smith on Broadway up there by Cross and Lincoln Center.
I think it's a Smith, whatever.
Anyway, I walked in, there she was.
And her eyes crossed.
And I just looked at her.
And I felt my soul die.
It's like seeing something so horrible for the first time.
In the neighborhood, I went into one time, I turned a corner at this little bar up the street.
I walked in, and who's in the back?
Rosie O'Donnell.
Rosie O'Donnell said some very interesting things about Building 7. That she did.
That, to her credit, at least she did that.
I despise these people.
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You don't think that's prepared, do you?
You don't think that's exacerbated, do you?
You don't think anybody could possibly take Tesla waves and direct them towards some tectonic plague?
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All right, my friends.
Let's talk about some other neat stuff, shall we?
Some other neat stuff, okay?
How about this one?
Don't you love when people like to change the subject and they want to show you that, hey, don't you talk about 9-11?
I was there, buddy.
We were all there.
Technically speaking.
But I love this.
It's a great way to change this subject.
When they've got your you-know-what ringer.
This is when you start going off like, I'm not going to talk to you because you've insulted me.
You mean you're not going to answer the questions?
Well, that too.
Watch this.
This incredible example of histrionics in theater.
What you're not seeing is the sack of the detail off, out of the picture's view.
And that is the day where we remember the more than 3,000 people that have died on 9-11.
I actually responded to Ground Zero.
I was there going through the ashes of the World Trade Center.
I was there at Fresh Kills.
I'm not asking you that.
I'm asking you, Congressman.
I was there to show respect for a Secret Service member that died on 9 /11.
Do not invoke 9 /11 for political purposes.
I'm not.
I'm invoking this.
You are, sir, and you are out of line.
You are out of line, Congressman.
Don't try to bully me.
I am an elected member of Congress, and I'm asking you a serious question, and you are playing politics.
You won't answer the question on our country's darkest day!
I'm asking you serious questions for the American people, and they're very simple.
They're not true questions.
Were you the special agent in charge that day?
No, I wasn't.
I was there representing the United States Secret Service, sir.
Mr. Palin, your time has expired.
You know why you were there?
Because you wanted to be visible, because you weren't listening for this job.
I was there to pay respect for a foreign member of this agency.
You are out of line, Congressman.
You are out of line.
Because you put those agents out of position.
Did you have a radio?
Mr. Fallon, your time is firing.
I did, sir, and you are out of line.
Mr. Chairman.
Mr. Chairman.
Now, that's how we do it in this country.
How do those savage Ruskies talk?
We would like to have normal relations with all our neighbors, of course, but generally, with all countries or not, especially with the great country like the United States.
President Putin expressed his respect for the American people, for the American history, for the American achievements in the world.
And we don't see any...
But between you and me, I'm getting a little tired of the YMCA.
And how about the motorcycle dude who finally got his rice bag who says, hey, what is with this suggesting that this is a gay song?
I'm going to sue anybody who suggests this is a gay song.
What?
You're going to tell me next what, reigning men is not either?
I mean, what?
And by the way, if it is, what's wrong with that?
Right?
He wants to, you notice that how the Mr. Beliesman wants to appear at the inaugural.
Isn't that great?
Isn't it grand?
Nelson says, hola, Lionel.
Watch with all the drones floating around New Jersey.
And I'll get your tickets on February 22nd Saturday to see Uncle Lenny.
Thank you so much.
Tickets are available.
We're going to be at the Cutting Room February 22nd.
Great gifts, a great stocking stuffer, and no better way to say you love somebody than to bring them for a night of fun and frivolity.
We have been hearing nothing but people talking repeatedly about the drones, the drones, the drones.
Incredible.
Phenomenal.
Now, let me ask you this.
This, I believe, was somebody with Pfizer.
I don't know.
Don't hold me to it.
But listen to this question and ask yourself, Would you do this?
...about patient engagement, and you had touched on this before.
All of these advances are amazing, but even if you make the greatest drug or the greatest wearable, there's no guarantee that the patient is going to take the drug, wear the device.
Wear it.
How are you thinking about technology to engage the patient?
Again, maybe I will use an example.
I think it's fascinating what's happening in this field right now.
I mean, FDA approved the first electronic pill, if I can call it like that.
So it is basically a biological chip that is in the tablet.
And once you take the tablet and dissolves into your stomach, it sends a signal that you took the tablet.
It sends a signal once you take the tablet.
And you drink the tablet and you swallow the tablet.
It sends a signal.
Anybody want that signal?
Anybody interested in that signal?
Anybody?
Would you do it?
Would you take the tablet?
So imagine the applications of that.
Compliance.
The insurance companies to know that the medicines that patients should...
They do.
We will make sure that the patients take the medicine because a radioactive beam will be emitted from their stomach.
And we will know if you're taking the medication and it will forever be.
Now you might ask the question, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about in terms of this?
Just shut up!
And don't deny the science.
Just take the pill that gives off the beacon of health.
Take them.
It is fascinating what happens in this field.
But of course, there will be an initial cost that someone needs to invest.
Because when you take the pill, you will have a beacon, like a signal.
Coming from your butt.
And later when you try, don't try to poop it out because it won't work.
Because it dissolves.
But we're going to eliminate the casing and it will now be in your bloodstream.
So you will be like a beacon.
Beep.
How long?
Don't worry.
We're your friends!
There's no reason for you to take it!
Take it!
And when they have those pills you can take that has a little camera as it goes through your elementary canal.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
On its way out, you know, being ejected.
There it is.
Out the door.
Oh, those.
Oh, oh, oh.
For the first time.
For the first time, Bobby Kennedy the other day is talking about Joe Rogan says, you're not going to believe this.
Do you know that these ice creams, he was talking to Elon Musk, you know those ice cream, those ice cream, those drumsticks, those ice cream cones with the nuts on them, they're not ice cream.
They don't melt.
You can leave it out and they don't melt.
We've got to get to the bottom of that.
Really?
Oh, yes.
We have to get to the bottom of that.
And there's Bobby Kennedy.
We're going to get to the bottom of that.
As he shows you him taking a turkey that's been blasted with I don't know what I want.
Maybe not.
Maybe it's a natural turkey.
And he's going to drop it into boiling cauldron of oil.
Now it's not going to be seed oil because we don't want seed oil.
But they're going to take this turkey.
And boil it and saturate it with oil.
So we're going to take this saturated fat, this butterball, this thing, and fry it.
And mix the oil and the skin and the lard, or whatever it is, together forever.
And then you're going to eat it.
But be careful of that drumstick, that ice cream sandwich.
Oh, no, no.
But meat, saturated fat, LDL levels through the roof, don't worry about that.
That's different.
Because we're on a paleo diet.
Yeah!
Mark Davis says, it cracks me up how the Russians are often portrayed as geopolitical geniuses riding roughshod over the West.
Nevertheless, their country is...
Shit, I guess.
Do you know that?
I don't know that.
Do you know that, Mark Davis, attorney?
I don't know that.
I've known Russian people.
They're very happy.
Do you think that their country is, as you say, shit?
Have you been there?
Do you live there?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't think you're being fair with us.
I don't think so.
I saw something today that was, it was a housing community that I thought, oh my, where is this?
It looks incredible.
The homes were beautiful.
I mean, very modern South Africa.
What do I think of South Africa?
I don't know.
Don't you love the way we just think these things?
But listen, Mark, you're entitled to think.
You're an attorney.
You can think whatever you want.
You can think whatever you want.
I have a friend of mine who told me today she's going to Egypt.
I said, why are you going to Egypt?
I want to see the pyramids.
Do you not believe they're there?
Oh, no.
Are you going to get up and look at the pyramids?
You're going to look at them?
Okay.
I mean, God bless you.
Do you really need to see them?
Good for you.
I'm not going to go see the pyramids.
Pilgrim says, can we cancel YMCA shenanigans?
Let's get to work.
Between you and me, my friends, I'm a little tired of it.
It's just, you know, I mean, it's okay.
But listen, if it makes people happy, it was just a week ago that we had the event.
With all due respect, The one that...
I know you're going to hate me for saying this, but the Lee Greenwood song, God Bless the USA, I just...
Anytime I hear a song over and over and over and over, when I was in high school, in our...
We were never in the...
I never ate there.
We always...
I never ate at the cafeteria.
But when I would walk through, we would hear Honky Tonk Woman by The Stones.
And I think, I'm a leader in a rock and roll.
I hated that song.
When I hear that, when I hear the cowbell, just any song that is repetitious to the point of all of them.
It's another story.
It's absolutely the most.
Let me ask you something, speaking of which, in histories like this, I have friends of mine, some friends who went to high school, same high school I went, and they hated it.
Others, they said it was the most important.
They loved it to the end of, they loved it like you couldn't, and I'm thinking, I went there and I didn't...
I mean, I liked parts of the time, you know, the fun part, but I didn't hate it.
Where was I?
We were at the same place and yet the different...
It was one of the funniest things we ever did.
I was at a high school where we had this rule that says you cannot leave the campus.
You cannot leave the campus when you're a senior.
When you're a senior, you get to leave one day, one time a month or one time a week or something, and you got to sign out and you got to sign back in.
And it can only be for like an hour and you can drive and you come back.
Everybody left every day at like noon.
Everybody went and the parking lot was empty.
And I thought, do they not know this?
I just, I couldn't believe this.
We leave?
And we come back, and it was great.
We go out, and we went to the beach, and we came back.
And I thought to myself, we weren't bad kids, but I thought, no, do they not see all these people walking?
It's like, where are they going?
They're going to the parking lot.
It's noon.
Is there something going on there?
Hey, the cars are gone.
Do you think they left?
And then 2 o 'clock, here they come back again.
I don't understand it.
I don't.
Don't understand it.
Certain things you don't really understand.
You know what I mean?
You don't get it.
You don't get the thing.
Did you like high school?
Did you enjoy high school?
Did you enjoy high school?
This is the most important.
Did you find yourself having a wonderful...
Look at this.
I like this.
Katie says, what's tonight's topic?
By the way, can we help?
Would you help?
Would somebody help Katie, please?
Would you tell Katie what tonight's topic is?
Somebody, anybody?
Katie, be right with you, hon. I like this.
It's so nice.
Is she sweet or what?
What's tonight's topic?
This is Katie.
Can you help Katie?
Anybody?
Anybody want to weigh in?
Anybody?
Anybody want to weigh in?
Anybody want to?
Huh?
Snarf McGrew says no idea.
Would you like me?
Would you like me to?
I just think that's funny.
There's Katie.
Katie, bless her heart.
There you go.
Is there anybody?
Can somebody tell me what tonight's topic is?
Anybody?
Can anybody tell me something?
I just, I'm weaving.
Yoldi says weaving.
I'm looking how you've got some nerves.
I'm reading some of the stuff you folks read, and I don't even get it.
I'm wondering, what is going on here?
What are they talking about?
You're talking about me?
I'm in a great mood.
A week ago today, we won.
A week ago today, we won.
I'm so happy with this.
You have no idea.
I'm still, nothing can affect me.
Pete Heggs, ah, who cares?
Matt Gaetz, have you seen Matt Gaetz?
His poor Twitter.
He's with his wife.
I think she's got all the money.
But they're at some resort.
And he's like, I don't know what he's doing.
It's like he's sad.
He's lonely.
These pictures of him staring at him.
Looks like a nice place.
I don't get it.
Where's J.D. Vance?
Where are all these people?
Is Elon ever going to go back?
Is Elon going to go back to Tesla anytime?
Anybody see Vivek Ramaswamy?
Anybody see him?
He and Elon are going to be doing the doge.
Anybody see him?
Anybody?
How about that weirdo Seb Gorka?
Huh?
You like him, don't you?
Because you people are sick.
This guy, can you imagine him?
I want to see Seb Gorka.
Everybody look at Nelson A. Nelson A, this son of a gun, gifted five Lionel Nation memberships.
Only if you can figure out tonight's topic.
How about Seb Gorka?
We would like to have normal relations with all our neighbors, of course.
But...
Seb Gorka will eat him alive.
Seb Gorka is one of the...
Again, this isn't me.
One of the biggest jerks ever.
How he's...
What is he doing?
Listen, it's the president.
You know, he wants to run the show.
That's okay.
And you didn't get Ben Carson anything?
Nothing?
And is there only one African-American?
Used to call them black folks, but there's one African-American?
Only one?
I think, was it HUD?
That's it?
And women, you know, women, he did okay.
Maybe.
I mean, I don't know if it matters.
Did you see also the picture of, did you hear Barron speaking?
Oh my God, he speaks.
Did you hear this?
That's what I see.
Barron.
What the hell's going on?
Say something.
He doesn't have to say anything at all.
I didn't really remember Barbara, any of the Bush girls speaking when they were there.
Did you remember Amy Carter speaking?
No.
Why does Baron have to say anything?
Because he didn't have a big mouth like Don and Eric.
You know where Eric is?
Eric's nowhere to be found.
All we see is Lara or Lara.
And where's Kimberly Guilfoyle?
Don't know.
I want to know these things.
Where's Kimberly Guilfoyle?
Doesn't Guilfoyle sound like airfoil?
She was the one who she has the second longest engagement in American history next to Lauren Sanchez from Jeff Bezos.
By the way, he gave a tremendous thing where he says, I'm going to work with President Trump.
These are questions I want to know.
And speaking of which, You see Meghan Markle?
She shows up at this red...
People are saying, what are you doing there?
Harry is going to divorce her ass so fast it's done.
Any word on Kate?
I don't know.
This is the topic.
I'm throwing things out.
Ladies and gentlemen, you always know that when things get tough, Mark Kalisha always says, who cares?
See, Mark, that's what I want to know.
Karen Peterson, who?
That's what I want.
I want you on my TMZ, on my show, like Fox and Friends with Mark Kalisha and Karen Peterson.
Who?
Who?
That's right.
Welcome, everybody.
Hi, I'm Ainsley.
Hello, our troops.
We're here with Mark Kalisha and Karen Peterson.
Who?
They don't know anything.
They love to see this, though, by the way.
Makes them feel good.
Makes them feel like, I don't know who these people are.
Because I'm too cool.
I'm too cool.
And look at this.
Lolly Pilgrimship says, I want to know all of the above too.
Absolutely.
You see this?
I want to know everything.
I like the dirt.
And why haven't they found this sick bastard who shot that guy in New York?
What's going on with that?
They were estranged, maybe.
Do you think maybe there is something, I don't think this is a hitman, but he's the worst hitman there is.
Walking around, how are ya?
Stays at a hostel, goes to a Starbucks, rides a city bike, or as we call it here, a shitty bike.
You got these things all over.
This is a professional?
I don't understand it.
He should have had somebody there that morning.
If you're going to be there, he has a car.
You don't go on a bike.
You don't go on a bike.
And by the way, you don't change clothes.
You take your clothes off and you have clothes underneath.
You don't change clothes.
You just get rid of clothes.
And you have a car or somebody right there who picks you up and you're gone.
That's it.
He's on a bike.
A bike that can get hit by a car?
A bike that's slow?
Hey, who's that?
He's a hitman, gets on a bike?
Wait a minute.
What?
This isn't the way it's done.
Does that make any sense?
Look at this.
Juanita M. Viselek says, Lionel, love your show.
Very interesting what goes on in the U.S. of A. Not really.
Not really.
It's absolutely not.
Look at this.
And get a new backpack with new straps.
Do you know that?
See that?
This is the most important thing.
Had a billion dollar insurance policy.
They'll be paying insurance company.
They'll, the paying insurance company will find them.
Billion dollar insurance.
Interesting.
Never thought about that.
Where's Rick Grinnell?
Very good.
He was a DNI guy.
Don't know.
See?
Who cares?
Right?
Right, Karen?
Who cares?
Who?
Didn't wear sunglasses.
He could have worn that stupid mask the whole time.
This is the time to wear a mask and he doesn't and he's smiling and they don't know who he is?
You know they're getting calls and the best part is the Tish, I think, is the woman.
She was in charge of sanitation.
Eric Adams, who now loves Trump, because he's dying for a pardon himself because of the fact that he's going to be looking at serious time for upgrades.
That's another story.
She now is the NYPD commissioner and the biggest manhunt ever.
She's walking around and saying, I can clean up the place, but I don't know.
Any of you guys?
You can't.
You can't.
You can't write this.
This is embarrassing.
This is embarrassing.
Remember the old days?
Do you remember?
Do you remember, ladies and gentlemen, Son of Sam?
You remember that?
Son of Sam changed everybody's life.
77 women.
Cut their hair because they were afraid of having...
I think they dyed their hair blonde and they thought maybe like long, dark hair and they cut their hair and they would...
I mean, they went crazy trying to find them.
And they had these awful pictures.
Remember the police drawings?
They wonder, who is this?
It's like courtroom artists.
They always have the worst people.
They must stick the...
The pen up their ass to draw this.
Like a child.
These horrible courtroom artists are the worst.
The worst!
In any event.
By the by, if you're ever in New York and you see one of these artists alongside Central Park South or the Museum of...
And they have these...
Artwork out there.
They didn't draw those.
Somebody else drew those.
Right?
Okay.
Here's another question for you.
If you walked up to an artist on the street, and let's say you said, you look like this, really contorted, really, I mean, let's face it, you went through it somehow, really sad.
And you sat down, and you said, draw me.
Does he draw you?
And if he draws you as a caricature and he kind of undoes it or reverses the effect, would you come out normal?
Talk amongst yourselves.
Bradley says, will Pops pardon Pops pardon Orange Man?
I've been telling you that.
Absolutely.
It would make complete and total sense.
Edie Crowley says, the dinner has a beautiful smile.
That's what gets me.
Looks so genuine.
The, oh, the shoe, oh yes, the shoe.
He has, well, some people have very, very nice, Albert Anastasia, Werner Incorporated, Kid Twist Relis had a hell of a head of hair, that weird, you know, I mean, Werner Incorporated, Pittsburgh Phil Strauss, remember him?
Happy Mayon, Mayon, Abandando, the Dasher.
Murder Incorporated, these were people in their own way.
Mad Dog Call was not exactly a looker, but that's okay.
But the NYPD is like, again, they're like Israel with the Mossad.
You didn't know about October the 7th?
We didn't know.
They're planning it.
You've got moles and spooks.
I don't know.
I guess we were down that day.
Really?
You expect us to believe that?
Come on.
For the love of Now, what's also important, let me tell you this much.
If any of you folks listen to Gen Zers today, recently we had the opportunity to talk to somebody.
I'm not going to say exactly who.
Of course I'm not going to say who, but it's a person who said they were wanting to do a particular job.
And when this person got this particular job, this person said, Well, I'm not going to go five days a week.
I mean, this is your dream job.
No way.
Uh-uh.
Work and life, two completely different things.
I'm not going to do that.
And then you have people like Elon Musk, who's the, they admire him, the workaholic, Steve Jobs, who went crazy.
Did you know that Steve Jobs was ready to go with something, and then the night before they were going to do something, they Eliminated the particular type of glass.
He wanted to make sure that the way they rolled even the headphones and the box.
I mean, these people, they never worked.
The old days, they worked forever.
At Google, we went there a couple of times, we knew this young man who worked there.
They lived there.
There's pods and they...
They never want you to leave.
You stay there.
You don't have to be at your desk, but they don't want you to leave.
They have massages there.
They've got napping rooms.
They've got food.
It looks like a food court.
They don't want you to leave.
But this one says, I'm not going to go work there.
No way.
Another thing, you ready for this?
With crypto and with them being for so long, out of the...
You know, they were kind of like came of age in the time of, you know, the pandemic and not working and remote working and having, you know, bailout money and they, now that they're back in, credit card debt and debt obligations of the Gen Zers, it was an MSN today, yesterday.
Through the roof.
They don't know what to do.
There's nobody advising them.
So listen carefully.
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Now, my friends, it's funny how when we were younger, remember how we worked hard?
There was this idea of working hard.
For young lawyers in particular, or investment bankers, Working at firms, people were told you will never, ever, ever know real life like you do now.
You will never find yourself in the position of enjoying a life if you're just working for a big firm.
I mean, they worked.
You could see at any hour of the day or night these limos and car services in front of the big offices.
These people had no life, and they had no problem with it whatsoever, because this is what they wanted to do.
Doctors who were residents and people who go through this incredibly arduous, these ordeals of working and working and not sleeping, and oh my God, it's the most incredible thing ever.
And what they did was they just said, well, that's the way it is.
I want to be a doctor.
Well, today, youngsters aren't saying that.
Isn't that something?
Their ethic is different.
The way they think is different.
But I think, I think, we're going to be seeing that change very, very soon.
And the reason why is simply this.
The president, our president, your president, all of us, he is exhibiting, by the way, a behavior of this hard work and stick-to-itiveness that we haven't seen in a long time.
Now, listen, and then you've got Elon, who was the hero to so many.
He's a maniac.
But yet, for some reason, under the Democratic realm, they've been there kind of doing nothing for a long time.
They've sort of just maybe kind of taken it easy.
Well, those days are over.
And that's why this was so important a week ago.
Our good friend says, gold is money for kings, silver is money for gentlemen and ladies, copper is money for peasants, debt is money for slaves.
Oh, that's wonderful.
And spandex, I want you to go out there and I want you to tell people this.
I want you to go out and I want you to tell the world.
People who, not everybody, got themselves into debt problems because of their own Sloth-like slovenliness?
Is that what you're suggesting?
Do you?
And there's nothing better than also telling people who are in trouble how you don't have that trouble.
When you're an oncologist and you have a patient who is suffering from some type of emphysema, COPD, or lung cancer, and you announce, I've never smoked, I just want you to know, Thank you.
Thank you, Dr. Spandex.
Thank you.
I've never done that.
Yep.
I like when people say, I don't understand how these people can get addicted to heroin.
I've never done heroin.
I don't understand it.
Well, they have.
Yeah, but I've never done that.
I don't know how that is.
I don't understand.
I, by virtue of just through some luck, Not out of any kind of moral strength.
I don't like gambling.
I just...
It's one thing, you know, if you're investing in the investment or something.
But to sit there and say, I'm going to...
What?
This is a sucker.
And yet there are people who go crazy over this.
Because there's nothing better that people love to hear.
When they are themselves, when they are in trouble, when they are hurting, when they're thinking that all is lost, for you to come forward and say, by the way, I don't do that.
See, I'm not in debt.
I don't owe anybody anything.
Did you know that?
Just want to let you know that.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Just thought I'd make you feel.
Just want to let you know how great I am.
I like that.
I really do.
You'd be a good counselor, too.
You're hearing voices.
Yeah, I don't.
I've never heard voices before.
Call me, I guess, kind of lucky.
All right, my friends.
You have a great day.
Let me also thank you.
You wonderful folks.
Spandex, Pilgrim Media, Mark Colisha, Edie Crowley, ladies and gentlemen, Bradley Sanders, Johnny Mazaspaz, Nelson A., Mark Davis, attorney.
Mark Davis, who basically says that nobody, he knows all of Russia.
Covers about 11 time zones.
It's all...
Their country is shite.
The whole place.
Thank you, Mark.
Appreciate it.
Nelson A., thank you.
Crypto Domini, thank you, our dear friend.
Let me see who else is here.
Linda Hazlitt.
And of course, you.
Don't forget to follow Mrs. L. She has an incredibly excoriating piece on the...
Huh?
No, they can't.
On the phony balonies in the child protection industry, you're going to find it interesting.
All right, dear friends.
Did you find out what tonight's subject was?
Could you tell me what tonight's subject is?
Could anybody tell me?
It's okay.
Go ahead.
It's not a subject.
Perhaps a program.
Any idea?
No.
Okay.
Just curious.
It's also good to stand up in movie theaters.
Excuse me.
Is everybody following this movie?
Did I miss something here?
I'm sorry.
Did Fredo leave the window open to kill Michael?
I'm sorry.
All right, my friends.
You have a great and a glorious day.
Don't ever change.
I mean that sincerely.
See you tomorrow at 8 a.m.
Until then, don't forget, sign up for the newsletter.
Sign up for the newsletter.
There's one coming out tomorrow like, oh, in the morning sometime.
I don't know when.
Don't want it to be too early.
But it's abused on this stupid bathroom lunacy.
And for those who are interested in Smith Munt, Obama didn't repeal it.
He just changed it.
So anyway, that's the law that used to prohibit governments from sponsoring propaganda in our country.
All right, dear friends, have a great and glorious night.
See you tomorrow.
Don't forget, the monkey's dead.
Show's over.
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