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Nov. 24, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Do You Have Any Idea How Nuts the World Is?
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The world is nuts.
Everywhere I go, I laugh.
Today I was absolutely waylaid, waylaid by how stupid.
And crazy and rude people are.
Aren't people rude?
Seriously, aren't they rude?
Nuts!
Lunacy!
Incredible!
Don't try to figure it out.
It's crazy.
And when you do what we do, it's even worse.
Oh my god.
You've got to put up with this stuff that's just enough.
Is enough.
Is enough.
It's like, would you please stop it?
And lately, the people that drive me the most crazy are people who think they're funny.
But they're mean.
And they don't know what funny is.
They really don't.
And for some reason, they're so devoid of contact with the human spirit.
They're so devoid, so bereft of human interaction.
And they just don't know what to say.
So anyway.
Let me see if we can get down to business right off the bat.
Let me remind you, please.
First of all, you must make sure that you are subscribed.
Subscribe to Lionel Nation.
So many people are unsubscribed.
It is the weirdest thing.
People will say, I never unsubscribed.
I never...
It's the damnedest thing.
What are you going to do?
So that is first things first.
I want to start off tonight by violating one of my rules.
Not really.
I want to show you something about how the woke, radical left don't get it.
Either that or they were, I don't know what the word, either that or they're just scared.
They're scared about saying the wrong thing.
And I'm going to give you an idea.
This is a story involving two people.
One that I, neither of which I'm a fan of.
But I want to show you this as an example of what I'm talking about.
This is the most important thing ever.
This is a conversation between Bill Maher And Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Now, I don't know what Neil deGrasse Tyson's thing is.
And again, I don't care about them individually.
Neil deGrasse Tyson, like Bill Nye, turned into this, I don't know what.
And years ago, you may not remember this, it was in 19, he was accused by three women of sexual misconduct.
He wrote this response.
I don't know the first thing about it.
Maybe some of the allegations go back to 1984.
I have no idea.
But they weren't disposed of.
So maybe, maybe, remember Neil was for a while, he was kind of like benched for a while and then he came back and maybe, who knows, maybe they made a deal with him.
Maybe they said, look, we'll take care of you.
Whatever.
Whatever.
I don't know.
So maybe that explains why he's such a lefty.
Maybe he figures he works for the Hayden Planetarium.
Maybe he is the worst when it comes to maybe acknowledging anything, anything involving the possibility of life and whatever, because you know and I know that there is some, we are not the only people in the universe.
And I don't know what kind of evidence he wants, but he is like, just along with Carl Sagan, these are gatekeepers who basically were told to specifically keep your mouth shut.
Okay?
If you know what's good for you, my friend, if you know what's good for you, keep your mouth shut.
Okay?
That's exactly what it is.
That's exactly what they did.
Okay?
You got it?
Because Carl Sagan was the worst.
Incredible evidence needs incredible information and the best are the limited hangouts like Elizondo and others who make it sound like they're telling you something and they don't tell you anything.
Oh, here's the famous TikTok.
Tic Tac.
I've seen that before.
Here's the famous Gimbal.
Johnny Gimbal.
Great fiddle player.
Here's the Gimbal.
What are you doing?
Here's the famous...
I've seen this before.
And the only way that this was traveling...
I know that!
That's it?
So anyway, there's this fact, a legitimate conspiracy to keep you from knowing the truth.
Alright, enough of that.
We used to have this expression around the house.
My mother used to say, bless her heart.
She was a salty gal.
She was famous for saying, he wouldn't say shit if he had a mouth full of it.
Some people just don't.
They just don't.
They just don't.
They can't.
So Bill Maher, who of course is a pseudo-intellect, and he's a person of absolute minuscule mentation, but fancies himself as being so clever.
He has writers.
He has people who write his jokes.
And you can even see sometimes when he reads teleprompters, he even seems surprised.
It's like he never read the joke before in his life.
Until now.
He's like, hey, look at this.
Who wrote that?
I mean, I wrote that.
Sorry, excuse me.
Okay.
That being said, I want to break this down.
I want to unpack this.
As the kids say, I want to unpack.
Drill down.
Drill down.
And there you are in the front.
Let me tell you something.
Why is that lady talking to herself?
Today, my beloved was on the Dick Morris show on Newsmax.
Excellent!
And when we did this the other day, we were out and about.
We were in Far Rockaway.
We're in this giveaway.
And it's freezing and it's cold.
So we're in the front seat of the Yugo.
And she's got my lap, my iPad or whatever.
So she's talking at it with the arms length, basically sitting in the car.
You know, speaking rather theatrically, you know, very, very emphatically, which is very good.
And people are looking like, who are these people?
I'm looking around, like, making sure I'm not getting hit by something.
Anyway, it was very, very good.
So let me just run this.
Let me break this down for you, okay?
Scientific America.
The magazine.
Scientific America.
I always miss the first, like, half a second.
Scientific America.
The magazine.
I remember when it was around when I was...
I grew up with it, yeah.
Grew up with it, yeah.
I grew up with it.
He grew up with Scientific American.
Okay.
Okay, watch this.
Now, look at Bill.
Look at Bill's face.
Look at Bill.
Okay, Bill says, I'm going to show you, Mr. Harvard, Mr. PhD.
Watch this.
Okay.
Well, their editor had to quit.
You saw this.
Yeah.
I heard about it because she expressed some opinions.
See, what happened was, because she's an idiot, and he's immediately showing...
All he had to do is say yes, but he's hemming and hawing.
You see, Neil deGrasse ain't that quick on his feet at all.
He may know Uranus, but he doesn't know Uranus from a hole in the ground, if you ask me.
Anyway.
Yeah.
Okay, sure, but it sure didn't sound scientific.
It didn't sound like the person I would want to be running Scientific American.
Okay.
It was a rant on Twitter.
Okay, I could read it to you.
It's really ugly, you know.
I apologize to younger voters that my Gen X is so full of fucking fascists.
Okay.
I'm not for canceling anybody on either side.
But here's what I think is the scandal.
This is in Scientific American.
Don't you like the way Bill...
Bill is not really that familiar with the story.
It's like he just learned it minutes before they went on air.
Scientific American.
I'm not really sure what I said.
Inequity between male and female athletes is the result not of inherent biological differences between the sexes, but of biases in how they are treated in sports.
Now, this is...
Ready for this?
This is important.
So this is Bill trying to say this is the...
Bill is great for no shit stuff.
No shit obviousness.
You know and I know, believe it or not, I have to tell you this.
He's talking to a PhD.
And the reason for different performances in sports is because of, you know what it is.
I think, if I recall correctly, Neil deGrasse Tyson was either a wrestling athlete or something, and his size, he's a big man, a large man, has to do with his biology.
He is his size and his...
The fact that I'm even saying this is ridiculous.
Okay, fine.
Watch.
That's nuts.
And it sure ain't scientific.
And it's in Scientific American.
And that's why the Democrats lost the election.
It's true.
Now, wait.
Now, this is where...
This is important now.
This is why I want you to listen.
There are two issues here.
One is a story that was in Scientific American that says the reason for differences in performance are because of inequities.
That was a story.
What got the editor fired was when she returned to the effing this and the fascists and the Gen X and that's what got her fired.
So Bill's got to be a little bit careful of this.
Remember, you have to go for the gravamen.
You have to go for the indictment.
The issue is simply this.
I am not saying to you, Bill or Neil, that the issue why the Democrats were because of this article, but it's really her comment in conjunction with it in social media.
Bill, every 20 minutes...
On your platform, you come up with another reason why the Democrats lost.
You already have the answer.
They lost the election.
So anything you say is why they did it.
First of all, you don't watch this show, so you don't know.
I know you don't, and it's okay.
But you talk as if you do, and you...
He also has this grating, hyper, this insincere laugh.
You might have seen him.
He's on with that other fellow, the black comedian.
What's his name?
I don't know.
It's the worst thing ever.
And the comedian says something and then Neil just laughs.
These guffaws, these chortles and paroxysmal exhort...
Asians, these cack-a-nations.
And that's okay.
Just don't bullshit me.
That's the one thing people can't ever do on this show is bullshit me.
And that's fine.
But I don't say that.
I have very good reasons.
But engage with the idea here.
What I'm asking is, Scientific American is saying, basically, that the reason why an NBA...
WNBA team can't beat the Lakers is because of societal bias.
What you're saying is not Scientific American says that.
An editor for Scientific American says that who no longer has the job.
No.
This was an article.
This is an article.
Separate to the stupid article was a stupid editor who said some of the independent that got her fired.
But you have two things.
Stupid article.
And stupid ex-editor.
So don't indict a 170-year-old magazine because somebody...
Okay, this is called Scientific American and they're printing something that...
Because someone enters the cesspool that is social media and then participates in that exchange.
Why can't you just say this is not scientific and Scientific American should do better?
Well, does she still have her job?
No.
Not because of this.
I said, the scandal is not her tweet.
Because that was like a year ago, was it?
Which one was a year ago?
I think a year ago, women still couldn't beat men in basketball or any other sport.
And it wasn't because of society.
You don't see a problem here.
By the way, long-distance swimming, women might actually have the advantage.
You can look into that.
Yeah.
Maybe long-distance swimming, yes.
Okay.
Do you see what we're doing?
Yeah.
Well, I'm going to file you under part of the problem.
You see what he's doing?
You see what's happening?
And it is true.
This is one of the reasons.
This is why this problem.
Kind of speaking of long-distance swimming.
Do you ever notice, have you ever noticed, that women, that men swimmers, male swimmers are very thin, reed thin.
Have you noticed that?
Divers, swimmers, they're thin.
Very, very thin.
Have you ever noticed that women swimmers, divers and swimmers, are not fatter, but not skinny?
Runners, yes.
Track and field, yes.
But not swimming.
They do the same amount.
They do the same exercises, pretty much.
But they get a little, I don't want to say thicker, but they look heavier.
Why do you think that is?
Why do you think that is?
Anybody?
You're going to love this one.
Think about it.
Why is it?
Why do you think that is?
Let me see.
I think women are more buoyant.
You think women are more buoyant or are you saying that?
To try to answer the question to back into it.
Fat.
Can Anne float?
Men float.
Nobody's floating.
Men are skinny.
They are not sinking to the bottom of the pool.
Why are they skinny, but not women?
Well, women can...
Now, this is very interesting.
Jack Handy says something.
He writes, I'm sorry, period blood weight.
You are close to the answer, but not because of that.
So period blood weight makes women bulkier, right?
They're always on their period.
Is that what you're saying?
Surprisingly, for you, and I love you, you're oftentimes way off.
You are closer to the reality in this.
Why do you think that is?
Women store fat for pregnancy.
Our bodies also store fat to stay warm.
We're getting closer, Sim.
What about women runners?
Women runners don't do that.
Women athletes, track and field don't do that.
They don't store fat.
It's only swimming.
Why swimming?
Why do women who, and these are very, very, gymnastics a little differently.
They tend to be, have you seen how they're shorter now?
They're shorter.
They're not, they're not, they're very muscular.
No, no.
Why do we see this only in swimming?
Women have higher oxygen levels in their blood, so therefore they're heavier?
Bone mass?
Bone mass has nothing to do with being more penguin, more fatty.
More brain mass.
What does this have to do with anything?
They have an increase in their frame with adding bone girth.
Why swimming?
Why don't men?
Oxygen floats.
Why not men?
Estrogen.
No.
Maybe.
Density able to float.
Men.
Men float.
Isn't this interesting?
Think about it.
Nobody is thinking about this.
They're just answering.
Gloria says, less body fat, they probably don't have periods anymore.
I heard this.
What does this have to do with less body fat?
They have more body fat.
Women swimmers are bigger, larger, chunkier than other athletes, than men.
Why?
Men have upper arm strength.
What does this have to do with a woman being heavier?
This is funny.
Oxygen floats in water.
What about men?
They have oxygen.
What does that have to do with anything?
But it's not scientific for competition.
I love this.
Here we go.
More body fat to stay warm for pregnancy in the water.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have probably the winner.
It has been posited that when women are in water, it is the pressure, the pressure,
That affects them, and there may be a, much like in the case of ducks, you know how ducks have a layer of fat, penguin, aquatic birds, they're called urns, E-R-N.
It was a great crossword puzzle work years ago.
And maybe it is by virtue of the pressure that over a period of time, the body recognizing the pressure differential will allow a woman to put on A layer of protective fat, adipose, to protect not just viscera, but reproductive organs in the way.
So again, it is a hypothesis, but that is as close.
And what other people were saying, they were saying nothing that had anything to do with bones and water and oxygen.
Nothing to do with the issue.
The issue was, why would they be buoyant only when they are in the water?
Men don't gain weight when they're in the water.
Ah!
Women gain weight.
Men don't.
Or get this layer of fat.
Ah!
And after all, this goes back to that notion that says, well, women and men, men are really not anything.
Yes, they are.
Oh, yes, they are.
There's a big biological difference.
And if you think about it, the only thing that would make them different would be reproductive abilities, right?
It's a fascinating subject, not so much in the question, but to see how people will just throw out differences.
Men, buoyant, and could make any sense.
Men are, what about them?
Oh yeah, that's right.
Fascinating.
Critical thinking.
Let me show you another example.
This is why these people lost.
Kamala HQ, TikTok.
Let's get a few things out of the way.
I've been seeing your comments.
First up, we did have two Gen Z interns behind.
This woman thinks she is so cool.
This woman loves herself more than you can ever even explicate, limb, or describe.
and three Gen Z staffers.
I was the oldest on the account at the age of 25. It has been so long.
She loves herself.
And while the election results didn't go our way, there is so much work that needs to be done.
She has no earthly idea why she lost.
Other than she's trying to portray this cutesy, I'm so cute, I am so adorable, this kind of mentality.
This is one of the most obnoxious people.
She loves herself.
Now, I will be the first to admit that I felt incredibly numb after the election results came in.
I will never forget waking up the next morning at 5 a.m.
Now listen to this.
Stop right there.
Did you notice this right now?
Oh God, good luck trying to get you to understand this one.
Let me try it again.
Did you notice what she just said?
Pay attention.
I will never forget waking up the next morning at 5 a.m.
She slept?
She slept?
She woke up at 5 a.m.?
Everybody in the world, especially those people who were assigned to this.
Whose jobs depended on this?
The country depended on this?
I don't know about you, but we were, oh my God.
Mrs. L and I were doing six hours.
We had a wonderful time talking.
It was a great night.
But isn't that something?
When I got up at 5 a.m., she had to be awake.
She went to sleep?
What is she, like Harry Truman?
The night of the Dewey race?
This is what's wrong.
She actually said this.
Most people would say, I can't sleep.
But when I went to sleep, I've got to get my eight hours.
To a phone full of messages saying, I'm sorry, Lauren.
I'm sorry, Lauren.
It's about me.
I'm sorry.
This is the head of the TikTok campaign for a national presidential race who goes to sleep early.
Has to be awakened at five, and they're apologizing to her.
She didn't know this.
She could sleep.
I couldn't take it.
I mean, I could...
Do you remember that night?
That's what's wrong with this generation, and that's what's wrong with this dingleberry over here.
But as the vice president said during her concession speech, sometimes the fight takes a while, and that does not mean that we won't win.
Now, wait a minute.
Please tell me this.
Somebody tell me this isn't real.
Tell me this is.
Tell me that I made a mistake.
Yeah, I picked it up and I think that it's somebody...
Please, please, please tell me.
Please tell me this.
Tell me.
Honest to God, tell me this.
So now is the time to get even more involved and we have to mobilize and organize and get ready not only for the 2026 midterms...
Mobilize and get ready to do what?
To do Instagram?
To do this cutesy talking into your phone stuff?
With the 2028 cycle.
I'm going to start posting on here more.
I know.
I'm sorry.
It's not commonly HQ.
I'm so cute.
Don't you love me?
Am I cute?
I am so cute.
I am so adorable.
Oh, anybody who...
You better hope this gets destroyed for your next gig.
But it's up to us guys to hold Donald Trump and Republicans accountable.
Countable.
Make sure they're countable.
Not accountable.
Countable.
And we need to do it together.
What does that mean?
Now get a load of this one.
Okay, you ready for this?
Okay.
Now listen, I don't mean any harm.
I'm not going to, let me give you the whole thing here.
I'm not going to be mean.
I'm not going to interrupt.
But he says it all.
Hi everyone, my name is Ethan Kelly and I was the intern that helped run Kamala HQ this election.
It has really taken me a while to find the words to convey my true appreciation for being able to be involved with this election.
This election felt like it was the first time that we saw members of the Democratic Party really start to listen to young people and really trust us in reaching people where they are.
The team behind Kamala HQ was extraordinarily young, especially given its impact and reach across the country.
I'm 21 years old, and I'm Gen Z, and there was no one on my team older than 25. In fact, it's my boss, Lauren, who is the oldest member of Kamala HQ, who is 25 years old.
Now I really felt like I learned so much and was able to have such a major impact, especially from the role as an intern.
This is the last screenshot I have from the account.
On the day of the election, we hit 5.3 million followers.
And it's crazy to think about, but when I started in May, we had just under 250,000.
Now our work is not done.
2025 and 2026 and 2028 even are right around the corner.
And no matter how hard it is, we can't stop fighting.
He lost.
He doesn't get it.
He lost.
But we have the numbers.
You were shellacked.
They crushed you.
But our numbers were not our followers.
This isn't about followers, you schmuck.
And I'm 21 years old.
And she was 25. And you lost.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
What are you doing?
This is it.
Maurice Houston says, women have more fat, which helps to float and prevent less drag.
No.
No.
What about men?
Why don't men have more fat and less drag?
No.
In fact, men are faster.
And that's a whole other story, too.
Close.
Close.
Now, listen.
I want you to listen to me carefully.
This is something I saw on how to handle friends of yours, especially Thanksgiving's coming up.
Thanksgiving, how to handle friends of yours who...
I don't know what the word is.
Friends who maybe were Gamala supporters.
And how are you going to handle it?
Are you going to take the high road?
Let's say you're showing up.
How do you do it?
Are you going to rub it in?
Are you going to be a jerk?
Are you going to laugh at them like they would laugh at you?
This is an instructional piece of how you should act when you meet someone, Thanksgiving time, who voted for What's-Her-Name.
*music*
I want you to rub it in and be the biggest deke anybody has ever seen.
I'm having friends of mine say, well, it was a good race.
And I'm saying, now we're going to unleash Project 2025.
We know where you live.
We know everything about you.
And the payback is going to be hell.
And we're going to rename major streets.
We're going to take down actual statues of people who were Democratic leaders.
And we're going to put them up with everybody who was arrested on January 6th.
There's a statue of all of them.
We don't even know if they're still...
In custody?
We have no idea.
Oh, it's going to be hell.
It's going to be hell for you.
We're going to undo everything.
We're actually going to eliminate women's sports altogether.
That's a joke, of course.
Unbelievable.
Now, let's talk about something else.
But before we begin, I want you to listen carefully.
The other day I talked about this.
Look, I know things are great.
Treasury Department, he's a gay man, right?
Trump doesn't care.
Trump's picking all these women.
Do you see agriculture?
Who the hell cares about agriculture?
Oh my God, did you see?
I mentioned this today.
Did you see old Matt Gaetz?
He's doing cameos?
Oh my God!
What is he going to sell Amway next?
How demeaning this is.
He's not even done and he's doing cameo in any event.
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Did you hear what I said about Matt Gaetz?
Matt Gaetz is doing a cameo thing.
Does that at all seem weird to you?
Do you know what that is?
Are you familiar with that?
Do you think that's strange?
Anybody?
The guy's not even...
It's like a day?
I think he has two Twitter or X accounts.
One is former congressman and this one is not Matt Case.
And that wife of his, she's doing...
Everything she can to be cool about it.
This is great.
Doesn't he look great?
He doesn't have a job.
He looks better than ever.
No, really, no.
He looks better than ever.
He is the weirdest dude.
Listen, he was terrific.
He was terrific during his time.
He was a great cross-examiner.
He was absolutely fantastic.
He was great.
But this is one of the weirdest dudes ever!
And there's other things about it that are just...
Now listen, I know nobody wants to say this.
I know nobody wants to think about this.
I know nobody cares about this.
I know nobody...
Remember the time he was on with Tucker?
Do you remember this years ago?
It was one of the weirdest things ever.
Tucker had him on, I think, to kind of help him out or something.
And then Tucker says something like, well, you remember Tucker, right, don't you?
Do you remember that guy who came up and talked to us?
And he goes, um...
Well, you were there talking.
You remember, don't you?
Don't you?
Well, sort of, I guess.
Remember that?
It was one of the oddest things ever.
One of the strangest things I have ever heard.
It was bizarre.
And there's always been something weird about him and strange.
Look, I wish...
Like I said, he was terrific in many respects.
Terrific!
Great!
But there was always something like a little weird about him.
Now you can ask yourself if it's completely blown out of proportion.
There was no such thing to it.
Everything's great.
He's fantastic.
They love him.
He's great.
Okay.
Maybe that's what you think.
I one time was at a Republican club of sorts.
And of all people who walks in, George Santos walked in.
Now, I thought this guy was a disgrace.
He hurt everyone.
Hurt all of us.
Hurt the cause.
Hurt Trump.
We didn't need this.
We didn't need this nonsense at all.
Remember that one?
Remember George Santos?
Remember that?
He was, I don't know what the hell it was about.
So these people around us were clapping.
I couldn't believe this.
This was a Republican club and they were clapping.
And I'm saying, do you understand what this guy is accused of doing?
Do you understand how this hurts us?
Nobody understands because, of course, as you realize, we live in a world where people, as long as you're, you know, kind of famous, that's all that matters.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
Now, let me tell you another one, too.
This is one of the most embarrassing things I have ever seen.
Any allied, Canada, Britain, Germany, France, if you try to help the ICC, we're going to sanction you.
Now think about this.
You know what this is about, right?
The ICC has issued an arrest warrant, I think, for Gallant and Netanyahu, and I think, didn't he go to Sinwar?
Well, they killed him.
And I think somebody else, they also killed him.
So they issued an arrest warrant.
For either genocide, or actually this time, starvation.
Starving, starving the Palestinians.
Now watch this.
Well, that means I want every ally, and you saw little Justin in Canada and his position.
What should the penalty be?
Now these are the two tough guys, alright?
And they don't want to hear anything about it.
They are 100%.
It's okay.
I dig it.
Believe me, I would expect nothing about this.
Do you want to hear any of the evidence for why this was?
Nope.
Would you like me to show you something?
Nope.
Would you like to read the allegations?
Nope.
Would you like to hear one of the allegations?
One of, I think, the lawyers or one of the drafters was himself an Israeli, but a survivor of the Holocaust?
Nope.
This is completely ICC.
Now, remember, they love the ICC and loved it when Putin was the object.
They thought that was great.
Putin, yeah!
When Milosevic, yeah!
Normally they call it the International Caucasian because most of the people are actually African.
Nobody cared about this.
But for the first time, they're doing this.
Does it have any teeth?
i don't know what is it going to But I'm going to tell you something right now.
You can do one of two things.
Number one, you can say to yourself that you do not believe in international tribunals of any kind.
And if that's true, this is one of the reasons why we're not into it, that's fine.
You might say, you know what, I don't think it's a very wise thing for international courts to be using, in essence, lawfare to go after people who are trying their best to, let's say, defend themselves.
Could we have been indicted years ago for Vietnam?
Absolutely!
Absolutely!
What about a grenade?
Go down the list, alright?
What about what we did in Iraq?
What were the bases?
International coalition?
We don't want to be in the position of having international courts of justice review what we do.
And I can understand that completely.
But what they're saying is Israel is different.
That's what they're saying.
Who can be the biggest proponent of Israel?
Not Jewish people.
This is not about Hamas.
Remember, this is nothing.
Because remember, in Palestine, a lot of people there who are Christian, and it's not about necessarily people.
It's just getting rid of them.
Everybody out.
And I understand that.
Look, I want the same thing.
If it were me, I would say, I'm tired of this bullshit.
I don't want to share my country anymore with you.
And we're going to use October the 7th.
We're going to keep going, and we are going to just...
There's going to be nothing there.
There'll be nothing for you to go back to.
And you can go wherever you want, leave, and we're going to say that we're doing this to get back at those people who brought on October the 7th.
October the 7th, October the 7th, October the 7th, October the 7th, October the 7th.
We're not even going to go through the number of people who actually were killed by Israeli soldiers.
Does it matter?
October the 7th, October the 7th, October.
That's it.
We're going to keep saying that.
And we're going to say that Hamas is hiding behind these people.
And we have to basically destroy Gaza because that's where Hamas is.
And if you kill kids and families and hospitals, and if kids don't have anesthesia, and you have to do surgery, Hey, don't look at me.
Blame Hamas.
That's the storyline.
It's their fault.
They did this, not us.
We were groovy before October the 7th, but you did this.
Okay, so that's the story.
So then they turn to people like Graham and Sean Hannity just sits back and says, I'm not going to get involved in this stuff.
Are you kidding?
I didn't get this far.
You know, trying to parse who's responsible.
Hell no!
You will get a no...
Problem in this country.
Both people don't know anything about it.
This is no big deal.
But just listen to this.
I love this.
We should crush your economy because we're...
We should crush your economy.
Say what he wanted to crush Russia.
Crush.
He's the one who wants to give all the money to Ukraine and this guy.
Oh, he's a badass Gomer Pyle here.
He's bad.
Why can't...
Okay.
This is just absolutely.
Now I know this and I tell people this and they say to themselves and believe me, I know the argument better than anybody else.
Don't you remember 9-11?
Why are we going to Afghanistan?
Better to fight them there than here.
What?
Better to fight them there than here.
Who?
The people who did this.
Who did this?
Al-Qaeda.
Al-Qaeda?
Al-Qaeda's not there.
Well, whatever.
Hey, look, the smoking gun could be a mushroom cloud.
Why are you saying that?
Those are the things we say.
There hasn't been a 9-11 since 9-11.
What?
Better to fight that you said.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Jonathan says, I always the term war crimes to be stupid.
Yeah, there's something about...
You're right.
It's almost like hate crime.
It kind of presupposes it.
George Lenz says, Sean Hannity presiding over one of the longest continuous political soap operas.
Where's the bleach pit?
Lindsey Graham carries no weight anymore.
It's true.
They're just...
And sad to say, it's...
Look, they're smart.
Nelson A. says, Hi, Al.
Term limits, please.
These dummies in Congress are only looking for their pockets.
Yep.
That's true.
Johnny Mazz says Trump should pick a qualified personnel of color of his cabinet.
Absolutely.
Could not have said that better myself.
Absolutely.
He's got women.
He's got women.
Now, let me go back and tell you this.
When we said this about our going to Iraq, Iraq and Afghanistan had nothing to do with 9-11.
Nothing!
But Sean Hannity is a smart guy.
Sean Hannity didn't get this far by bucking the trend.
Anybody who follows Rush Limbaugh and Bill O 'Reilly, he always said, I'm going to take the easiest route.
No hits, no runs, no errors.
That's it.
Never anything like, wow.
Say what you want about Bill O 'Reilly.
He would say, like he would, I'm not sure what he thought about the death penalty, but there's like, ooh, I didn't know that.
That's interesting.
Not Sean.
He's brilliant.
He said, I've got to do this.
How do I care?
I'm reporting to you.
I'm from my manse in Palm Beach.
I don't give a flying fuck what they do.
Who cares?
I'm going to be 100%.
I'm going to be 100% whatever Trump says, whatever we say, whatever Israel.
That's it.
There's no money in Palestine.
Well, let me tell you what's going to happen.
Watch what happens.
Watch what happens.
There's a shift coming.
Because of Elon.
Don't let anybody fool you.
And because of the fact of people knowing this.
I'm going to tell you something very, very carefully.
Elon and President Trump are not going to destroy their legacy, their political career, because of some allegiance to Bibi Netanyahu.
Ain't gonna happen.
If they can do it and maintain, great.
But once it switches, uh-uh.
Now, let's talk about something.
Do you remember years ago, my friend, I'm gonna turn this music off.
Do you remember when you couldn't see a white guy?
Oh, Evan Webb says something.
Evan says, with the weapons we have now, can we really afford...
National revenge.
This is a train too hard to get rid of.
To get off of.
I don't know.
That's interesting.
It's a very interesting perspective, my friend.
Let's talk about this.
You ready for this?
This is the most important thing in the world.
Watch this.
This is the absence of where white men went.
Where did they go?
In adverts, in advertisements, where did they go?
Watch this.
I've turned the sound off.
Just watch this.
Find the white man.
Just wait.
Pay attention.
Any moment.
Here we go.
Find the white guy.
Okay.
Hang on.
Wait.
No.
Close.
No.
No.
Sit.
Sit.
No.
Okay.
Well, not much.
It's coming.
Well, here we go.
Let's close.
This was it.
White guys, nowhere to be found.
White men, the most endangered species.
Look at them.
Look.
How you like that?
People kind of got tired of this.
White folks just got ground into dust.
Nowhere.
Everybody was biracial.
Every marriage, every relationship was always biracial.
Never too white anything.
Look at this.
Nothing.
It's impossible.
No matter where you went, everything.
What does that tell you?
And they wonder why they lost.
They wonder why they lost.
They wonder why they lost.
Isn't this something?
Look at this.
Not even close yet.
Isn't it amazing that you can find that many?
Isn't it amazing that you can find that many?
Not even done yet.
Not even done yet.
Look at this.
There's one.
Oh, and they closed it.
Does that tell you everything?
Does that tell you everything?
Faye says, so who cares if Trump hires people of color?
Who thinks it's a good idea for Trump to have at least somebody of color other than maybe Ben Carson?
Anybody?
Stan Lipman says, 9-11, 9-11 Giuliani, it's coming down in 10 minutes.
Yep.
That was Building 7, my friends.
Who thinks it's a good idea?
If Trump can say...
I'm going to have a black woman or a black man.
Do you think it's a good idea?
Who's good?
Do you think it's a good idea?
Only if they're good.
Not DEI.
Not DEI.
Who thinks it's a good idea?
I do.
I do.
Absolutely.
Now, maybe they're not there.
I don't know.
Can't tell.
But remember...
I want to go for everything.
I want to have the best look.
I want to have the best everything.
Only if it's possible.
But an all-white cabinet, or all-white, certainly not mail, if you can avoid it, absolutely.
Absolutely.
You know it, and I know it.
And anybody who says, I don't see any benefit to having that.
You don't work in my administration.
You obviously have not been paying attention for the last 25-30 years.
Easy.
You haven't been paying attention.
And I know it's easy for us to say, who cares?
We always have to play the game to an extent.
Now, let me show you this.
I came upon this.
And I put a little tweet up at Lionel Media, my ex, and I said, this is Project 2025 Explained.
But watch this.
And what do you think?
And ladies, let me ask you, what do you think about this?
This was considered okay at one time.
Watch this.
What the hell were these people thinking?
Seriously.
I'm fascinated by this.
And how she loves him.
You must love her!
Because I spank her?
I mean, what's it like?
You might get a kick out of that.
I don't know.
Maybe Matt Gaines gets a kick out of that.
I have no idea.
Jonathan Kiner says, Cynthia McKinney, you've got to be kidding me.
Seriously, do you want to ruin this man's...
You can't pick somebody that controversial.
Though she has said some very wise things from time to time.
Linda Hazlitt says, biracial ads.
I can't make out those little, I guess, shock.
Frederick Hill says, biracial commercials started in 2008 after Obama.
They did, but they really, really picked up speed now.
Now, Frederick, you seem to be a young man.
I remember even earlier, there was a time when I want to say the 60s.
And all of a sudden they said, we're going to show.
Who remembers Mrs. Olsen?
Remember the Folgers of the coffee commercial?
Mrs. Olsen.
Do you remember this?
Mrs. Olsen did this Folgers or whatever it was.
And she would always go to a place and they said, we're out of coffee.
Or...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're out of coffee.
The other one was Robert Young.
That was the caffeine.
Like, oh, would you stop that?
He goes, hey, hey, Joe, what's the matter?
He goes, I'm sorry.
He goes, I'd be your coffee.
I think it was a decaffeinated.
But Mrs. Olsen, who was married to Fritz Feld.
Remember him?
He did that.
Remember that?
Well, they played the maitre d' in any event.
One day there was a Mrs. Olsen's, and she says for Folgers or whatever it was, Maxwell House Folgers, I forget.
There was a black family.
Out there in the, not the hood, but they're queuing outside and having fun, and she shows up.
He goes, hey, Mrs. Olsen.
Hello there, whatever.
He goes, hey, too bad we ran out of coffee.
Now I'm thinking to myself, I don't think coffee is going to be a big, outside's hot, queuing up this.
Anybody, black, white, anyway, so she said, wait, no problem, I got my coffee.
It was a comedian who had one of the best lines ever.
I don't know who it was.
But he said, why is there, whenever there's an injection of any kind of black folks, they're always soulful.
They're always like, hey, baby!
They never just speak.
And like at McDonald's, they walk up to the counter, gotta eat, gotta move my feet.
Always dancing, always lyrical.
So it, believe me, it was way before.
But it was very, very gratuitous.
You know, the froze right on.
You know, always okay, out of Africa, got it, got it, got it.
But this was something a little bit different.
Frederick says, no, biracial, don't offend me, although I always thought, There was an agenda attached.
Oh, of course there was.
By the way, speaking of a...
Remember the...
There was this one Pizza Hut.
The Sicilian pizza.
Remember that?
The Sicilian.
There's always the mother, the grandmother, kind of overweight in a black dress with a chignon.
It's like, what is this?
They're all dumpy dowagers, always a grandmother.
That's it?
That's it?
That's Sicilian?
Even the mob is more, that's it.
How about Mexican?
Remember Mexican restaurants?
Remember that?
They always have the, there's always some guy sleeping, like Slowpoke Rodriguez, remember Speedy Gonzalez's brother?
Slowpoke, remember this?
He was sleeping against the wall.
Yes, sir.
Me, sir.
You want to buy my sea Easter?
You know, the kind of thing with a Mel Blanc.
Here's one for you.
Years ago, there was a big debate.
It was a big brouhaha.
I think it was Comedy Central or Cartoon Network decided to dispatch to end the run of Speedy Gonzalez.
Somebody thought it was a good idea because they thought Speedy Gonzalez was somehow racist or whatever it was.
One of the biggest, one of the largest One of the largest protests ever, I think on 6th Avenue, was a bunch of people protesting the removal of Speedy Gonzalez.
And guess who they were?
Mexicans.
Mexicans loved Speedy Gonzalez.
Loved them.
Loved them.
Slowpoke Rodriguez was a cousin.
It was always this, in terms of black TV shows, Cosby's show was still one of the best one ever.
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby, also, he was Eye Spy.
He was originally the Bill Cosby show years ago.
It was a Bill Cosby show.
And I think it was Quincy Jones who did that one.
And it wasn't this...
I remember there was a movie...
Do you remember...
What was her name?
Julia.
Diane Carroll.
She was the nurse.
Mark Coppage played her son.
Remember that?
Black woman, black, I think her husband died in Vietnam.
Lloyd Nolan was the officer, was the medical director, and he said, what hospital did you come from?
The general goes, what color was it?
She says, red brick.
I'll never forget that.
Then there was Mannix, with Mike Connors, who was Armenian, and Peggy, Gail, Peggy was, Gail Fisher or whatever, was the secretary.
Black!
Really?
They worked together?
This was a big deal!
Huge!
There were these, um, I don't know what it was.
So anyway, so I remember, and I'm kind of the kid of the 60s, so I kind of saw that sort of.
Maybe.
We didn't really, I didn't think anything of it.
Nobody.
But at the time, for there to be...
Oh!
One of the greatest ones ever, believe it or not.
Was it...
Ed Sullivan.
Ed Sullivan did more to bring on Black Axe, especially great musicians.
Dean Martin did it.
This was huge.
And believe it or not, one of the best of the best of the best was Johnny Cash.
What Johnny Cash did was introduce new people, everybody from Chris Christopherson to Dylan.
So anyway, I remember things.
It didn't clobber you over the head.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying, father?
You know what I'm saying, father?
Stan Lipman says, clip on X shows warning Joe had RFK on MSNBC decades ago claiming his son got autism from a vaccine.
Yep.
This was Joe making these claims himself.
Linda Haslund says, that cowboy love is crazy.
Their reactions are priceless.
Oh, I know.
It's absolutely brutal.
Now let me show you one of the funniest things ever.
I want you to see this.
I didn't even know where the hell this was from.
There's a great guy, Nick Pope.
Nick Pope is a great ufologist.
I'm going to show you this.
I saw this.
I almost spit out my whatever the hell I was drinking.
Nick Pope has this expression.
That is going to crack you up.
You are going to laugh yourself silly.
Okay?
Watch Nick Pope.
He looks like he has seen a UFO.
He's on the left.
He's a British fellow.
Just watch his expression.
Wait until it's coming and tell me this doesn't kill you.
Hang on a minute.
No, that's not it.
Here we go.
Oh, here we go.
Excuse me.
Now watch this.
He's going to see the woman at first and then Nick will be on the left.
Now watch his face.
Let's bring in retired UK Ministry of Defence official and the man who ran UK's UFO project, Nick Pope, and retired US Army President of Project Sentinel.
Colonel Tony Schaefer.
Gentlemen, thank you so much for joining us.
Nick, you ran the UAP project for the UK government.
Did you hear Lou Elizondo say that the US is in possession of non-human biologics that have come from these supposed crashes of these aerial vehicles?
Should that be taken seriously?
No, not at all.
One hundred percent, yes.
Here is the person who handled this issue for the Pentagon testifying to Congress under oath that all these rumors that we've heard for years that have been discussed as kind of crazy conspiracy theories and science fiction.
Nick Pope, by the way, very, very good.
Yes, what are biologics?
Well, we have, of course, the actual remains.
Actually, these little bodies.
Crushed to smithereens.
It's incredibly awful.
It's disgusting.
It's just absolutely horrid, horrid.
Good God.
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One of the reasons I love YouTube is I can go back and watch anything I want, anytime I want.
And one of the things I love so, so much is the great Leslie Nielsen from Naked Gun.
And I remember how wonderful it was.
And I came upon this great...
He and George Kennedy had such an absolute chemistry.
And the reason why I loved it more than anything else is the fact.
That they didn't push it.
What absolutely killed me is their deadpan expression.
They don't sell it.
They just let it happen.
Do you remember this?
Yeah, I just came from the stockyards, trading shots with one of Ludwig's goons.
They're planning on doing it tonight, and here.
That's why they're trying to knock me off.
Right, we'd better be on the lookout.
Right, excuse me, ma'am?
Security?
Look at this poor one.
Hey.
All right, relax, take it easy.
Nothing's gonna happen.
Hey, I didn't do anything.
Oh, yeah?
Well, how about this?
You think we were born yesterday?
You didn't do anything.
I've got a picture of your wife.
That's all right.
Anyone else here seeing his wife?
That's all right.
That's okay.
Let's get in the...
I never laugh.
It's the way they did it.
I was with WFLA years ago doing a talk radio in Tampa.
There was an event we went to.
It was Wade Boggs.
I think his sister had some neuromuscular disease or something.
Anyway, there was a charity softball game for his sister.
You know, the Yankee great Wade Boggs.
Wade Boggs, by the way, was roughly in my year.
He was from Tampa.
He was a lot of the greats.
Dwight Gooden from Tampa, Wade Boggs, Lou Piniella, Tony La Russa, Al Lopez, the great Steve Garvey played for a while there.
It goes on and on and on.
Anyway, Dave Maganen from the Mets.
When I met him, he was so nice.
So I walked into this dugout.
It was at Al Lang Stadium at the time.
And I walked in and I said, you know, Mr. Nielsen, he goes, great to meet you.
And he gets one of these.
Hang on.
There we go.
And he hit me with one of those.
I didn't say anything.
It happens, and he didn't laugh, but couldn't have been nicer.
Took pictures with us, and so as we were talking later, I said, you know, it was the weirdest thing.
I'm talking to Leslie Nielsen, and he was really bow-legged, too.
He says, and he farted, and he goes, wait a minute.
Me, too.
Me, too.
I said, wait a minute.
Why, you?
You know, that slow burns.
We walked in there and said, hey, what gives?
And he showed us this little...
It looks like a pincushion.
You put it in your hand and you can make these noises.
And we all bought them.
We all did it.
We were farting up a storm everywhere you could imagine.
And our friend Ted Webb did it the best.
And he passed away.
But he was always sick.
People worried about him.
At a party or something.
And he would just be like holding up, like leaning up against a wall, kind of wincing.
People would say, Ted, you okay?
Oh, I'm sorry.
And if you go back and you see him on Conan O 'Brien and today's show, he did this.
We did it on every show there was.
I did it on this morning show with a guy named Bill Murphy.
I did it with Lisa Sliwa.
Who now is Lisa Evers.
She's on Channel 5. She did a TV show.
I did it on the air.
I did it anywhere I could.
I did it one time.
I can't tell you.
People were just shocked.
We loved it.
Pilgrim said, I like your Americans don't know anything shtick.
Indeed.
Indeed.
So, going back to this, I watched these.
And one of the ones that kills me, and I can watch Leslie Nielsen.
I don't know why I'm bringing you this, just to let you know that I...
He does this one scene, I want you to see it, where they're cleaning out.
He is with Priscilla Presley, and he's cleaning out his refrigerator, and he's opening up.
There's an old Chinese foot, and he says, Wang Sun Dynasty?
And he opens up his Chinese food.
He goes, damn, it's been open in four years.
He opens it up.
And he makes this look of disgust and passes out.
I die laughing.
The pain.
And he gets up.
He acts like it's no big deal.
That's number one.
The second is when Nordberg, O.J. Simpson, was in the hospital bed after he was killed or shot or not killed.
And Leslie Nielsen was saying, that's right.
He goes, don't worry.
He'll be fine.
He goes, yeah.
You could end up maimed as to be a drooling idiot.
And Norberg's wife was laughing.
I mean, he's crying, rather.
And George Kennedy was saying, Frank?
And he would look at him like, I don't understand what's going on.
The look on his face.
And finally, the one that killed me.
And I don't laugh.
They looked at this fellow and it was based on the Dragna fellow.
Chemist Ray, whatever, the guy who was the chemist.
But this guy had all the gadgets.
And he says, Frank, let me show you something.
He says, this is these darts.
He goes, you put this on and this shoots a poisonous dart or whatever it is and knocks you out.
And he does like this.
And it hits George Kennedy and he says, Frank!
Why?
I...
One day I did like this.
Let me tell you something.
You ever hit somebody here?
Right here?
You know this?
The old chop?
Right here.
You ever done that?
You ever notice on TV how they do that?
Does this really knock you out?
Oh yeah.
One time I was doing something and I was pretending to show somebody something and I went like this and I hit myself here.
It's not to hurt, but enough to interrupt whatever the hell this thing is.
So help me God, I thought I was going to pass out.
Everything got white and I was about to go down.
So just remember that, ladies.
Remember that right here.
Like high karate.
Remember that when you were a kid in the 60s?
High karate.
Remember brute?
Remember English leather?
Remember that?
Remember that guy who was always, the women were coming after him?
British Sterling, you would give it to your father for Old Spice, Skin Bracer.
Remember those?
Those were men's, men's.
And then Jovan Musk.
Oh my god, 1975, the smell of musk.
All of us were dripping in the smell of musk because it supposedly made people crazy.
Remember that?
Don't you remember that?
Do you remember any of this?
You don't care, do you?
You don't care.
All right, my friends, I've had enough of you.
I love this Confucius.
There's a bunch of those.
All my friends, I want to thank you.
I want to thank you for tonight.
I want to thank you for Maurice Houston, the great Jonathan Kiner, ladies and gentlemen, George Lenz, Nelson A., Johnny Mazda Spaz, Evan Webb, everybody, Stan Lipman.
Stan Lipman, if you ever see his name on a ballot, vote for him, no matter what it is.
He's a good man, Stan.
Linda Hazlitt.
Frederick Hill, thank you.
And thank you for watching.
We will see you tomorrow as usual.
Don't forget to follow Mrs. L. She has a great one coming up that says, I'm not share her excoriation of Nicole Maliotakis we talked about this morning.
In any event, dear friends, have a great and glorious day.
We will talk to you tomorrow.
Until then, remember these final words.
The monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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