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Nov. 20, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Loo-Nacy: Putting An End to the Utter Insanity of Transgender Bathroom Invasions
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This is the chance for us to look at what's going on, throw all the cards on the table, and try our best to just pull them out randomly and see if we have a hand to pull out from the stack.
Of stuff that happened today.
Trying to make sense out of it.
Where do we start?
Where do we hit?
This is art, what we're doing.
This isn't just me doing a news show.
This isn't about me saying, now tonight's topic, bathroom lunacy.
Get it?
Get it?
It's an art form.
It's an ensemble.
It's different.
I can't tell you, I love the feeling right before I open up the live stream.
It's like in the old days, being in radio and you hear the theme music.
It's fun!
And I never know where it's going to go, and I never know.
That's really the most fun.
I don't know where we're going to go.
Where is this headed?
I'm not limited.
I don't want to ever be limited to some strictured, structured, deliberate type of thing that I have to, you know, we're going to talk about this, and this is my guest, and that's it.
For those of you who are not, may I ask a very simple question?
A silly question, perhaps, but a question nonetheless.
May I be so bold to ask who here is here for the first time tonight who's never watched us ever?
Who?
Anyone?
Just write me or whatever it is.
Just, just, just write.
Think about this.
Anybody here who's brand new?
Brand new.
It's kind of like the opposite of a 12-step program.
I'm just curious because, you know, somebody will come in and they'll say, oh, I come in.
I just listen.
Because we have this, but then we have the writers.
We have the people who participate.
Catch up.
Welcome.
Says me, not me.
Thank you.
Welcome.
And you see, we have the regulars, the usual families, and then we have the people who are the dying to be funny.
And they're here too.
I was watching Judge Napolitano, great show.
And he was with, I don't know, there's a live stream or something, and he never mentions anybody.
Anybody.
Never mentions anybody.
Never says Raul or Jack Handy or Islet or Smiling Sue.
Never brings him up.
Doesn't have to.
He doesn't have to.
It's his gig.
But that's not what I do.
It's multiple plates.
We've got me.
We've got the usuals.
We've got the peanut gallery talking to me, talking to themselves, talking in a language and on a planet nobody understands.
They don't understand that they'll write, for example, why?
All of a sudden, out of a stream of people, why?
What are you talking about?
Because to them, they're responding to a...
You know, to a thought or to whatever it is, that's their thing.
They're responding accordingly.
They don't know any better.
They're just responding to that.
Even though it makes no sense, if anybody were to read this, it's like, what are we talking about?
Skip just said, Al, I just got to, you've got to check out Rick Beato's interview with David Gilmore.
Just watched it moments before moments.
Isn't that something?
Moments.
Absolutely incredible.
Incredible.
It was wonderful.
It was wonderful.
Then I was watching Steve Lukather on Rick Beato.
Rick, it was wonderful.
It was great.
So there's just so much to this.
And I just love hearing I love the art form of the melange.
And what this is is completely different.
We are people who are drawn into this because we share some things I guess artistically and politically to an extent and then we'll see.
Now to start off with something completely different and I'm glad you have something on a musical bent but I want you to hear something that when I hear this Something in my heart, something happens to me that I lose my mind.
Music This is the Immaculate Twang of Mother Bluegrass.
This is the thing in me.
This, Bossa Nova, certain things.
This goes right in.
And I can't explain it to you.
This is Earl Scruggs.
Earl Scruggs is a monster.
Do you know what Earl Scruggs did?
Let me tell you.
Earl Scruggs took the five-string banjo, which is what it is.
And normally they would strum the banjo.
Strum the banjo?
Or they would do this, they called it a claw hammer.
Kind of like Grandpa Jones and String Bean.
You know who does that?
Rhiannon Giddens.
It's this claw hammer, so to speak.
You pluck it, and maybe you play a little bit like Pete Seeger played, or you play that Dixieland, you would strum it.
You know, that kind of thing.
But what this man did...
What Earl Scruggs did with Flatten Scruggs and others.
But what he did is he did this.
He did three.
Thumb and two fingers.
And did these rolls and this style.
Nobody did it.
Nobody did it.
This is him!
Music.
He's the monster.
And Earl Scruggs is listening to this and he says, I did that.
Now, again, you might say to yourself, I've heard this.
No!
He played it differently.
He did it completely differently, which is what we're doing.
One of these days, they're going to watch and they're going to listen to what we did.
They're going to say, look how they did things differently.
Look how they did things differently.
Look.
Look how they did it.
It was a different story.
I talked to you.
I have my story.
I got my clip.
Not only that, I bring you to me and me to you.
Do you understand what's going on?
Just nod once.
Just nod.
This is different because you are a part of the show.
You are a part of the show.
I don't know if I can make this any clearer than I have.
I think I have been.
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All right, my friend.
Our dear friend Catch-Up says, I do believe that the banjo...
It's the only musical instrument that was invented in the USA.
Wrong!
Not even close.
Not even close.
It's African.
It is African in origin.
Bela Fleck, Rhiannon Giddens, and others have done the etymology of this particular musicology, and you are wrong.
So wrong, it's not even funny.
Just kidding, my friend.
Thank you.
Thank you for trying.
Thank you for trying to say, dammit, I'm going to weigh in here and I may be wrong.
And you were.
Incredibly wrong.
So wrong.
By the way, any of my Latino friends will know this joke.
I may be wrong, but you're more wronger.
In any event, my friends.
We're still getting Kemala emails asking for money.
Can you believe these people?
Okay.
Today's topic, ladies and gentlemen, as you know, is this fantastic story I love about the Capitol Bathroom story.
You may say to yourself, oh, for the love of God.
Is it really that important?
Yes.
Because this is the thing that these people love the most.
Oh God, they love this story so much.
You have no idea how much they love this.
Oh, they love it.
This is incredible.
This is incredible.
Let me explain this to you if I could.
You're going to understand this.
Speaker Mike Johnson is privately committed to back an effort by Representative Nancy Mace to block...
Biological men using women's restrooms in the U.S. Council.
Mace announced Monday she would introduce legislation and a resolution to ban transgender men or, sorry, transgender women biological men from using biological women's bathrooms.
You notice it's never transgender men who were biological women.
Nobody, it's nothing.
It's only Men who want to be women.
Mike Johnson during Tuesday morning's weekly House Republican conference meeting said transgender women won't be allowed to use women's restrooms in the Capitol.
He said there's not going to be any biological men using our restrooms.
And this is according to Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Mace confirmed Greene's account telling Axios, That Johnson said to me last night that he would include it in House rules.
Despite pledges made in private, Johnson was less committal in a post-meeting press conference, refusing to address whether Mace's proposal would be included in a rules package.
Quote, we will provide appropriate accommodation to every member of Congress, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Spineless, ballless, say it.
The speaker earlier had refused to answer whether freshman-elect transgender Sarah McBride is a man or a woman.
And he said, look, I'm not going to get into this.
We welcome all new members with open arms who are duly elected representatives of the people.
I believe it's a command.
We treat all persons with dignity and respect.
We will.
I'm not going to engage until the debates.
Now, the majority party generally negotiates the rules package for each Congress internally before an up or down vote in the House floor, which usually breaks on party lines.
While this practice is generally uneventful, conservatives in the 118th Congress use Republicans' small majority to force rules changes in exchange for their support of Kevin McCarthy.
Now, the bottom line is simply this.
Do you?
Really?
That biological men should be kept out of ladies' bathrooms and locker rooms, and how are you supposed to tell if they're a biological man?
Now, the left loves this.
Watch this.
Look at this little bitch run.
Oh, I got her!
I got her!
Here she is!
Let's go!
I'm gonna get her!
I'm going to get her.
Can I ask you a question as you walk here?
So, the question is, with your piece of legislation about banning women from using...
100%, yes.
My question to you is...
It doesn't go far enough.
I'll be filing more bills.
You have said that it was created in response to Congresswoman-elect McBride.
Absolutely, 100%.
But should legislation be created targeted at one specific person?
Not targeted at, inspired by.
You little, weaselly twit.
You minuscule judrool.
It doesn't mention anyone in the legislation, but I'm not going to.
But you've said it was aimed at her.
No, I have said it's a result of this.
I'm not going to allow biological men into women's private spaces.
I will stand in the brink and stand in the way of anyone on the radical left who thinks that it's okay for a penis to be in a women's locker room or a bathroom or a changing room.
Hell no.
I'm not going to stand for it.
And the speaker said it would be in the House rules package.
If it's not, I'll be ready with a motion, a privileged motion, to force a vote on this.
This is not okay.
I'm a survivor of rape.
I'm a survivor of sexual abuse.
And I'm not going to allow any...
Any man in any female private space.
End of story.
And by the way, I mean death threats from men pretending to be women.
Why is it that these crazy people, the insanity, the radical left, are willing to kill women over a man's right to be in a women's restroom?
Speaker Johnson has said he wants to treat every new member with the words dignity and respect.
Forcing this congressperson to go into a male restroom, is that dignity and respect?
Forcing women to share private spaces with men is not dignity and not respect.
I'm absolutely going to stand...
See, this is the way they go.
You, me, we have to accommodate.
We have to accommodate them.
How?
How is this right?
How in the name of God is this right?
How does this make sense?
In the way of anyone who thinks it's okay for a man to be in our locker room, in our changing rooms, in our dressing rooms, in women's bathrooms.
And in fact, if you agree with that, you're crazy.
Because that's not okay.
It's not okay.
Thank you, Congressman.
We're going to peel away from this conversation, Kira.
So a little bit of the context of what we were just talking about.
And I'm going to have my cameraman step out of the active driveway here.
Was that Nancy Mace put forward this piece of legislation.
It was aimed, she said, although the name is not in the legislation.
Who is this?
Sarah McBride of Delaware, who is a transgender woman.
She has said that the legislation would prevent...
She was a man, born a man, and has a penis.
And this man with a penis wants to go into a lady's restroom.
And this man with a penis wants to go into a lady's restroom.
And this man with a penis is wearing a wig.
It says he's a woman, which is fine.
Wants to go into a woman's bathroom, and basically they have their own restroom, but wants to basically say, hey look, you've got to put up with me.
I don't care what you think.
Women from using male restrooms and vice versa in the United States Capitol.
Speaker Johnson has said, he made a statement earlier today where he said he believes a quote man is a man and a woman is a woman.
Yep, you got a problem with that?
You heard me ask the congressman about dignity and respect for new members of congress, and that would include this.
What about dignity and respect for women, you miserable tit?
New member of Congress, Sarah McBride, from Delaware, who is a transgender woman.
You mean...
All of that to say, this is now an issue that Congress is forced to grapple with here, and one that they've never been forced to grapple with before, because Sarah McBride is the first trans person...
Why are you repeating yourself?
What are you, bored?
...elected to the United States House of Representatives, and it's very much unclear at this hour what Mike Johnson plans to do, although...
Oh, he's going to go along with this, as is the entire Republican cadre.
Nancy Mace is under the impression that her resolution or something of the like will now go into the new House of Representatives rules package, which would theoretically be voted on and approved by the next Congress come January.
And just trying to look back at...
Oh, shut up.
Don't you...
Just shut up.
Don't you want to say, shut up.
These people make me sick.
By the way, remember old Peanut?
I'm throwing you a melange of topics.
A melange of topics, which may or may not have anything to do with anything you've seen.
A melange of topics.
Okay?
Remember Peanut?
Peanut was a little feral squirrel that was trained and cute and sweet and he was doing all these little things, wore a little hat and they euthanized him.
Why?
Because he may or may not have rabies.
Well, guess what?
Here's a family who actually brought in a wild beaver, or as we say in French, le beaver.
And let's watch what happens as this beaver...
Hey, I heard you laughing at that.
I think I know what you're laughing at.
But this beaver became part of this family.
Watch this.
Now watch how cute this is.
He's making his little dam.
See?
He's damming things up.
He says, I'm going to get some stuff.
I'm going to move some stuff here.
And I'm going to move some stuff over here.
Move some crap over here.
Move this shit over here.
There we go.
I have your tree.
There we go.
I'm going to block that up.
Because I'm a beaver.
I'm going to be there.
There we go.
I'm going to bring more of this crap down here.
Yep.
I'm a beaver.
Got to make sure that water doesn't get through.
There we go.
Packing that up.
Packing that up.
Yep.
Okay.
There we go.
Wow, nice beaver.
There we go.
Put that little Snoopy up there.
There we go.
Okay, and more of this stuff.
Now, you think that...
Isn't this great?
This is called instinct.
This is called instinct.
And I'm sure somebody right now would think, how do we go in and kill that beaver?
How do we ruin their...
Because this man...
Look, there's a shoe.
That's instinct.
What are our instincts?
What is our...
What is our instincts?
You understand this?
Look at this guy.
Hang on, look at this.
You're going to love this.
Leave it to beaver.
That's good.
Nice beaver.
Yep, yep, yep.
Somebody said, where is it?
I've got to show you this.
All the great.
All the great.
Oh, look at this.
Here's J-Dog.
This is an old video.
This is an old video.
Don't get excited.
It's an old video.
Thanks, J-Dog.
Oh, you're welcome.
Hey, quick, quick.
Hey, hey, hey.
It's an old video.
It's an old video.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's old.
Just wanted to be a turd in the punch bowl while you guys are having fun talking about your beaver.
I'm here telling you it's an old video.
So cut this shit out.
It's an old video.
You got it?
All right?
That's enough.
Just want to tell you why you're having fun.
This is old.
Because that's what I do.
I ruin fun.
So don't think you're having a good time with this because it's an old video.
A lot of people call me a dick, which is true.
Well, I'm a dick.
I ruin things.
And that's the way I am.
So what's it to you?
Okay, fine.
Now, On another note, here's something else I hope is on a new video, and if it is, I don't care.
This should scare the hell out of you, specifically about drones.
Can you see it?
There they go.
Imagine if they were harmed.
Warmed.
Can we do anything with them?
Artistically?
Well, let's look at this.
Hey, wait until it gets dark.
Maybe we can turn on light.
Is that possible?
I think it is.
I don't know what the hell this is.
Here we go.
That's great.
That's great.
I love it.
I love that.
I love it.
I love it.
It's an old video.
I've seen that.
Yeah, I'm J-Dawg.
Don't watch that.
It's an old video.
Anybody want to watch The Godfather?
It's an old video.
I've already seen it.
Don't get excited.
It's an old video.
Don't think it's a good...
It's not a good video.
It's an old video.
Okay?
All right.
Now, while we speak, let me bring you up to speed about something which is also very interesting.
Let me see here.
What do I have?
Oh, I got some other good stuff for you.
This is a woman.
This is the Boston mayor who is completely destroying every conceivable aspect of her political career because she's telling Bostonians, hey, look, her name is Wu, I believe it or not.
Don't think that I'm going to be getting rid of illegal aliens.
Oh, no, no.
Not me.
What can Boston's response be if these mass deportations take place?
Yeah, look, elections have consequences, and the federal government is responsible for a certain set of actions, and cities, no individual city can reverse or override some parts of that.
What we can do is make sure that we are doing our part to protect our residents in every possible way, that we are not cooperating with those efforts that actually threaten the safety of everyone by causing widespread fear and having Oh, say goodbye.
Say goodbye.
And did you hear the story about the woman whose son walked away?
Did you hear that story?
Did you hear this story about the woman whose son walked to town?
And they arrested her.
She let her son walk to town.
Now, a little word to the wise, there's a little more to this story than meets the eye.
But this is a story which I think just kills me.
Police body camera video shows the moment Brittany Patterson was arrested for letting her 10-year-old son walk into town by himself.
What am I under arrest for?
For reckless endangerment.
And how was I recklessly endangering my time?
We're not talking about it.
On October 30th, Patterson said she took one of her children to the doctor.
In the meantime, her son, Soren, who's since turned 11, decided to walk less than a mile into town from their home in rural Mineral Bluff, Georgia.
While out, Patterson got a call from the sheriff's department worried that Soren was walking alone.
I wasn't concerned.
I wasn't, you know, panicking or concerned because it's just a short walk from our house.
He knows how to get home.
He knows how to get there.
Authorities dropped Soren off at home, and five hours later, they returned.
Call mommy and tell them they're taking you to jail because you decided to walk down the street.
That's not his fault.
Yeah, call mommy.
You're the mother, that's your responsibility.
Anytime I checked, it wasn't illegal for a kid to walk to the store.
It is when they're 10 years old.
Patterson was booked on suspicion of reckless conduct, a charge that could carry one year in jail.
The warrant claiming she willingly and knowingly did endanger the bodily safety of her juvenile son.
Her criminal justice system is built on the fact that you did something or you were negligent.
You did something criminally negligent.
So what is it she did?
Authorities have offered to drop the charge if Patterson signs a safety plan that includes the use of a GPS tracker on her son's phone.
But she refuses to sign it or admit doing anything wrong.
I just felt like I couldn't sign that and that in doing so would be agreeing that there was something unsafe about my home or something unsafe about my parental decisions and I just don't believe that.
Brittany Patterson is out on bail, awaiting to see if prosecutors will indict her on the reckless conduct charge.
Indict her?
No, that's normally for something else.
Okay.
Okay.
What do you think?
What do you think?
You're the jury.
Who wants to be the prosecutor?
Who wants to be the defense lawyer?
Anybody want to prosecute this one?
Anybody want to say, yeah, you're right.
There's no such thing as a kid walking down the street today while somebody comes up and abducts that kid, pulls that kid, throws that kid in the back of a van kids never seen from again.
This is a different world.
Who wants to?
Anybody?
Anybody?
Come on!
Hang on a minute.
Just a minute.
Listen to Shelby.
Something's up with that mother, Shelby.
Very good!
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I hope this censorship bullcrap lightens up after Trump.
What's the censorship?
Patrick, what?
This isn't censorship.
Are you talking about the woman?
Is that censorship?
I got a weird feeling about it.
Her which is separate from legal.
See, I would have Shelby in my courtroom.
Shelby, come on in here.
Shelby's a thermometer.
What do you think, my friends?
Guilty or not guilty?
Come on.
Look at this.
I would not let my child go alone.
This is James Stewart.
James, is it worth it?
Is it a criminal?
Jeff B. says, well, by God, what I was saying, my mom sent me to the store to get her a pack of smokes.
Of course, that was 1943, but that's not the point.
Make the kid wear a tracking collar.
That's right.
They want to put that on his phone.
Come on.
How far from home was he?
It was a mile.
I think I wanted a mile or whatever it was to walk into town.
And it's a rural area.
I don't know if that makes any difference.
I like this.
Not guilty based upon what I...
Nelson says, I'm here, Uncle Lenny.
Have you...
I'm here, Uncle Lenny.
Have not let you down.
Just dealing with my mom.
Mental decline sucks.
Loving you much like the video folks.
Bless you so much.
My best to you.
And I take it your mental decline is your...
There's nothing worse than that.
There is nothing worse than that.
What if it was at school?
Brian has a good question.
Brian says, well, what if he was walking to school?
I don't have a car.
Well, you can't let him walk.
And what if he walked a half a mile?
Does that make a difference?
Half a mile?
Ten feet!
So it's the length of...
How do you know what that is?
Now the kid's going to be traumatized.
The kid's going to say, what did I do?
Now, background story.
She had to take the one kid and the kid, by the way, said he was one to not stay home.
I think he was a tad obstreperous and I think he was on his own.
I think he said, I'm just walking or I'm going into town or something.
That might have been there.
Now, the rule is they were going to make her a deal.
Look, we'll forego the prosecution.
We will forego the prosecution.
We will just drop everything so long as you put a Maybe go to a class or let us put a monitor.
And she says, no!
I'm with her because I think if there's a statute at all, I think the vagueness of this is incredible.
What exactly is okay here?
What exactly is the deal?
I don't understand this.
What exactly is the problem?
Somebody tell me.
Why was she negligent?
To let her walk?
Can the kid walk?
There's no...
I don't even understand the statute.
What statute?
Normally, in the cases of...
This is what I'm very familiar with.
There's abuse, neglect, or abandonment.
Oh, here we go.
Here's Patrick going, I used to walk five miles of school in the sleet and snow uphill.
Damn right.
Can we compare old days to today?
Can we?
Can we?
Lionel, are you losing it, P.S.?
I used to love you.
I don't think Annabelle understands what's going on.
Do you think Annabelle understands what I'm doing?
Don't.
No, Annabelle.
This is wrong, by God.
What have I said?
Did I say anything?
I didn't say anything.
Anyway.
Oh, you're right, Annabelle.
I'm losing it.
Because I think I didn't say anything.
I didn't have an opinion.
I was asking people what their opinion was.
Annabelle thinks I'm losing it.
Don't worry about it.
But what did I do?
I don't know.
Does Annabelle know?
I don't think she knows.
But don't say anything.
Okay, I won't.
Why you, Annabelle?
Why you?
You?
I love this.
Andy says, what kind of neighborhood was this?
Andy, there are people who come from other places.
And there are people in cars and bad people who go to very nice areas to pick kids up.
You do understand that, right?
You do understand that.
Irv says, I don't see a problem.
Irv, is that it?
Is that the problem?
What does that mean, you don't see a problem?
Why you, I oughta, you whippersnappers this way?
I love this.
Lionel, answer yourself in private.
What are they talking about?
I don't know.
But whatever it is, remember, just let them, let them just, let them just say what they want.
Sometimes they get mad.
Who?
These people.
I don't think they understand what I'm saying.
It doesn't matter.
This is all they've got.
Look at Wile E. Coyote.
He writes, me neither.
Me either, he writes.
Me either what?
I don't even know.
They think that somehow people are thinking of the same particular question or reference that they're thinking of and answering.
It's as strange as they've ever seen.
Craig Jacob, he's just laughing.
Craig's just laughing.
Pete Byron says, first, without GPS, most couldn't find their way out of a paper bag.
What the hell does it have to do with anything?
I don't know, but don't tell him anything.
Why?
It's Pete.
He's doing the best he can.
He thought he meant something.
Please.
Have GoFundMe buy him a bike.
What's the difference between walking a mile and being on a bike?
It's a very good question.
What difference would it make?
What are the criteria?
What are the criteria?
Is that he left?
He's a mile away?
If he's in a bike, if he's in a little skateboard, what's the difference?
Do you see one of the problems that we have here?
And that is the variability, the vagueness of the statute.
We can't even figure out what it is that they did.
What's the law in her locality?
Here we go.
Warren, by the way, Warren Ocasio says, What's the law in her locality?
That's a good question.
Always say, what's the statute?
What did we violate?
Linda Haslund said, big brother out of control.
I love this.
What?
Lionel, I thought you understood what I was thinking.
See that?
Is he funny or what?
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
Ladies and gentlemen, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wow.
Wow.
The answer to this is, you don't arrest her.
You don't arrest her.
Go to some CPS thing.
Send her a letter.
If you've got to do something, send her a letter.
Send an investigator out.
Don't arrest her.
We don't have time.
We don't have enough people to be going after real crime.
Maurice Houston says the cop could take the kids home and discuss the risks.
Absolutely.
Have somebody send her a letter.
She's going to go.
She's physically arrested.
She's going to bond out.
She's got a mugshot.
For what?
This is chicken shit.
Was there criminal intent here?
No.
Look at the house.
Nice house.
Prior record.
Mother's taking one kid to the doctor.
I was listening today to this fellow.
What's his name?
I think it was Payne.
I was listening to Fox on the car.
So you go.
It's a stretch.
And I think it was Payne.
What's his name?
He said that he lived in a very nice, I think it was a military base with his two brothers.
And then his parents separated, and he ended up moving to Harlem with his two brothers.
And he, in Harlem, then, one of the most, not dangerous, but rough places, he would take the train.
They would take the subway in New York.
In the subway.
That was okay.
This kid walks a mile?
I don't understand this.
Give me something.
Give me something that is rational.
Give me something.
Some criterion.
The kid was walking down the street naked.
Great.
Gotcha.
A little baby was walking down the...
A little baby can't be in the street.
Gotcha.
Abuse, abandonment, or neglect.
But this kid...
Plus, you know, I think he was a bit of a problem, dare I say.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what this is.
Okay, my friends, stop for one second.
I want to talk to you about something.
FEMA, the Red Cross, everybody is saying, for the love of God, make sure you have emergency food.
Ready to go in the event of some inclement weather.
Some inclement or untoward situation.
You do know that the attackums, this situation is going because of numbnuts Biden, or somebody who represents him, basically authorized, authorized these, dare I say,
authorized these Attack missiles which can only be authorized, only be used, only can be detonated, so to speak, positioned, targeted, utilized, activated, operated, whatever, by American forces, American military, using American orders and cryptography and everything else.
And Putin said, and one of his advisors said, if you do this, If you do this, we are going to change likewise our rules as far as responding via tactical nuclear weapons.
They're saying this.
They're saying this.
There's a dead man switch.
You know that in Russia, right?
Let's say for some reason we send in missiles or somebody does, and all of the Putin, everybody, Lavrov, military, they're all killed.
Every one of them.
There's a dead man's switch, so to speak, which says, it understands and recognizes in missiles, if X amount of time goes by where nobody enters a code, they will presume that they have been killed via some type of military calamity.
They are then positioned and authorized to To release, and they'll know pretty much where they came from and whom to blame, 4,000 military, 4,000 atomic weapons.
Now, I'm not saying that's going to happen, but if you feel throughout all of this talk, and all of the talks about perhaps dock strikes, weather, God knows what, That's going to be caused by these rat bastards who are leaving most reluctantly.
This is called the silent impeachment, the silent coup.
If you don't believe that food preparedness is a good idea, if you think that FEMA, Red Cross, and others are wrong, fine.
Most people don't.
Go to preparewithlionel.com.
There is this link on your front page on the discussion, preparewithlionel.com.
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Now my friends, let me explain something to you.
You know what the secret to life is?
Listen to me.
You know what the secret to life is?
Simple.
It's this.
Have you ever driven your parents crazy?
Have you ever said things?
Has your mother ever threatened to kill you?
Has your father ever said, I swear to God, I'm going to kill you?
Have your parents ever done stuff?
Have you ever done stuff where you drove them so crazy or scared them to someone?
Have you ever done something that was so dangerous?
There was, and the day goes by, Did I say day-go?
Or day-glow?
A day-go that day-glows.
Wait a minute.
Hold it.
Tell dog what that means.
It was a joke.
There isn't a day that goes by where I think to myself, I could have killed myself.
I could have killed myself.
I could have been arrested.
I could have had somebody else arrested.
I could have killed myself.
What we did, oh my God.
I could have hurt myself, killed myself, been arrested.
Somebody could have gotten hurt.
My parents didn't know this.
My parents, I lied to them.
How many of you have snuck out in the middle of the night?
How many of you have done things that when we were somehow kids, if somebody were to call, and I know this was them, but if somebody called the police, hello, yes, deputy, deputy, yes.
I had to report a child walking the street.
Uh-huh.
And?
What do you mean and?
The child's walking in the street.
Okay?
Is the child hurt?
No, the child's not hurt.
But he's walking unaccompanied.
Probably because he's walking.
Maybe he's going to school, like somebody said.
I don't know, but...
What happened to us?
One minute, we don't give...
A flying of our kids.
Nothing.
Unaccompanied.
They're sold into slavery, sold into sex traffic.
We don't care!
I don't care!
But this kid, because this woman's a pain in the ass, and this woman, they've had run this, you can tell by her, yeah, call somebody and tell them, I'm going to jail because of you.
My mother could very well have said, and I loved her, she's no longer with us.
She's, she's, she's, she's, In the spirit, in the sky.
She's in my heart.
But I could see her one time, she would look at me sometimes with a snarl because I drove her.
Very, very rare.
But I could see her saying, you call your father and tell her that I got arrested because of you and you better hope they never let me out.
You hear me?
I swear to God, I'm about to kill you.
No.
Did your parents say that?
I can see my mother saying that.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna choke you.
Well, she's upset.
My father never.
We were very good.
I mean, this is like one time I did something to my sister.
She was ready to kill me.
I don't know what I did.
Like once or twice.
I understood.
Did your mother ever...
Like if she threw things at you, or a slipper, a thong, a spoon.
My mother never did.
I swear to God, we were great.
But if she did, if she did, if she said, I hate, you know, whatever it is, then, then, I think people would say, well, maybe the kid was...
One time my sister said, I'm going to move away from home.
I'm going to leave.
My father said, shut up.
You're not moving.
I'm going to leave.
I'm going to run away from home.
She was 38 at the time, which was weird.
I kid, of course.
I'll never forget this.
I'll never forget this.
My father was eating.
He said, God damn it.
That was our name.
I thought my name was God damn it.
Whenever they got upset.
But it was a good kid.
These were the rarest of occasions.
But this was very funny.
It was always theatrical, too.
Never hitting, but it was very theatrical.
My father said, he was still hitting.
Oh, you want to hit?
Oh, you want to roll them away?
Come here!
We had a Publix bag.
Publix, where shopping is a pleasure.
Those big, you know, where you open it up like that, and you hit it, and it opens up.
And he went to her underwear door, put all her underwear, threw in a bag, rolled it up, and said, come here!
Opens the door, throws it out.
Goes like that.
Doesn't throw or just kind of like escorts or closes the door.
I don't even think he locked it.
And we hear this.
And he said, go ahead, leave, leave.
Goodbye.
And I was laughing my ass.
I said, this is great.
Go ahead.
See ya.
You know what?
Make sure you, oh, he said, make sure you have blue.
Blue, something blue top, it'll match your skin when it's blue because of the cold.
I don't know, he was being very bad.
Get out!
See ya!
Get out!
Get out!
I thought it was funny.
And she said, okay, that's enough.
Now if the police came back, is that your kid?
I said, let me in!
He's got a bag full of underwear and a Publix bag and they're eating and they won't let him in.
Today?
Who knows?
He could have gotten five to seven in the state camp.
I don't know.
I don't even know.
This is ridiculous.
Seriously.
We need to say, lady, do me a favor.
Yeah.
I know you didn't mean anything about it.
Please, somebody check out this family just in case she's a nut.
Make sure there's no kids.
You know, in the freezer or something.
Okay.
Look, you had a bad day, I understand.
Okay.
What happened to you?
All right, fine.
Talk to the kids, you know what I mean?
Okay.
Because you know that if they leave, the next thing you know, that kid turns up dead.
Did I tell you this before?
About how these parents, one time I represented this guy, I told you a million times, he was very, very, very wealthy.
He was charged with sexual something or other.
And he showed me, and he said, read it.
Read the report.
And I read it, and he goes, and every night after her bath, he touches her ritualized.
He goes, ritualized.
And he says, he reaches in his pocket, and he had one of those, did you ever see those little ointment things?
You go to the drugstore, it's like an ointment, they're rolled up, and you get the label on there.
He says, here, look at this.
I looked at it, it was like a cortisone or something.
He goes, read it, read it.
And it says apply, but after her bath, she had some, I don't know what it was, dermatitis.
It was nothing internal, but it was around her, either perianal area, vulvar, it was nothing, it was nothing.
But he's the father.
He's got a custody.
And you've got to put this on the kid.
That's it.
And you've got to put it after her bath because it'll wash off.
That's it.
We've got the medical.
The doctor says, yeah, no problem.
Some 20-something-year-old, the kid fell, went to the school nurse.
She was in the monkey bar.
Remember the monkey bar?
The kid fell, went to the nurse.
They took her shirt off and they were checking her out and it was a bruise.
They call it CPS.
It was called HRS in the old days.
HRS worker shows up.
She's like 20-something years old, overworked, underpaid.
She's just, ah!
Abuse!
Does Daddy ever touch you?
How the hell did he go from that to, does Daddy ever touch you?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Yeah?
After my bath.
She's answering the question.
Aha!
Ritualize!
I'll never forget that.
Anyway, we've got the whole thing dismissed.
These people are crazy.
Now, I don't know because they're worried.
If something happens to this kid, And I sign off on this, I'm going to be in the paper, negligent state, so I understand their conditions as well.
There's got to be a balance somewhere, ladies and gentlemen.
There's got to be a balance.
And by the way, remember when I talked to you about Mr. Putin?
Did you ever hear about, I know we're changing the subject, did you ever hear about Putin's point of view?
What don't you understand?
Are we putting missiles near the borders of the United States?
No!
It's the United States with their missiles coming to our home.
They're literally on our doorstep.
Is this really too much to ask?
No more strike systems on our doorstep.
What's so unusual about that?
How would American people feel if we put our missiles on the Canada-US border, for example?
Great!
Or if we put our missiles on the Mexico...
Order.
As though Mexico and the U.S. never had any territorial issues.
California used to belong to whom?
And Texas?
He knows better than...
Have you forgotten?
Oh, right.
It's quiet now.
Nobody brings it up.
You know something?
He's absolutely right.
He's absolutely right.
And in a complete and total change of subject, when you feel that you're being possessed by a demon, Is there a particular prayer that you might want to consider in order to shoo the demon away?
An example of a binding prayer would be, by the power of the precious blood, which is the one that almost all actresses say you should start it with.
So by the power of the precious blood, by the holy name of Jesus, because he said, by my name you'll cast out demons.
Quick, who does he remind you of?
Quick.
Quick.
Stephen Miller.
Look, listen to him.
You can also put in things like, by the intercession of the Blessed Virgin Mary, St. Michael, etc., I command the demon of, and then you name the...
That's the problem that you're having, so it's fear.
I command the demon of fear to stop afflicting me, go to the foot of the cross, because ultimately they're Christ's slaves, so he determines what their disposition is.
Go to the foot of the cross to receive your sentence.
And if you do something as simple as that, a lot of times people will find it will just shut off.
Christian, you have real power in the spiritual realm.
Okay, okay.
Look, look, look, look, look.
I'm sorry.
Either way.
Okay, so...
And the demon says, what was that?
You heard me.
No, no, no.
What was that?
By the intercession of the blood of what?
Yeah.
Damn.
Okay.
All right.
I'm leaving.
Did you say intercession?
No.
Intercession.
Okay.
Okay.
Or the blood of...
What demon?
What demon was there?
Okay.
I'm leaving.
Why?
He said the...
He said the word.
He said the thing, and I gotta go.
You know the rules.
We're demons.
We don't follow rules.
That's it?
Yeah, well, what if he speaks Spanish, and you don't know what he's saying?
Well, we know how to speak Spanish.
Can you believe that?
Look, it's harmless, but can you believe this?
This man studied all his life that he's an exorcist.
They call him Father of the Spirit, of the intercession of Jesus Christ, intercession of all the Spirit, of the exorcist, of the ones of the dream, of the spirit of the world, Father, Son, Holy Ghost, one of his fastsies most.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Please.
Look at what Mr. Colville says.
Demon possession is a fine metaphor for what modern evolutionary psychologists call the mind virus.
Praise God!
I say to you, foul death spirit be gone in the name of Jesus!
Praise God!
I say to you, in the name of Trump!
Yay!
Hallelujah!
Moga, moga, moga, moga, moga.
Moga, moga, moga.
Everybody do.
This is our...
We don't do this.
We go like that.
That's what we do.
It's the Trump accordion.
Foul death demon be gone.
Yay!
Yay!
In the name of George Washington.
Praise be to God.
Foul liberal spirit be gone.
Yay!
Take away your transgender craziness.
You are a man.
You have a penis.
Latin for little tail.
Praise God in the name of Jesus.
Okay?
I love that stuff.
I love that stuff.
The demon, the devil, come on.
Seriously.
Come on.
Please.
Come on.
I love this.
I love this more than you can imagine.
The devil.
And one more thing.
What about Matt Gaetz?
What's the story with Matt Gaetz?
This might help.
In 2023, the DOJ concluded its investigation, admitting that it was baseless in citing a lack of evidence.
For this reason, the DOJ did not press charges.
In June of 2024, the House Ethics Committee ramped up its investigation, providing an update and hearing more testimony.
Ironically, this was again just as Gates was up for re-election.
Now, in November of 2024, after Gates was nominated by Trump to be the Attorney General, reports surface that they have a new bulletproof witness who actually saw the sexual How did that happen?
Weird how that timing works, right?
You want to tell me that this isn't political?
That they're not just dragging him through the mud?
The DOJ couldn't find evidence against him, but apparently the House Ethics Committee, with far less resources, will?
They want you to see it.
They want it in your face.
They're not trying to send Gates to jail.
They're trying to break his name down and damage his credibility.
Follow me here for more.
A little too fast for me.
He sounds like that Ben Shapiro fella.
He sounds like that Ben Shapiro fella who talks real fast.
Praise God.
In the name of Jesus.
I just love that praise God.
Have we had fun tonight or what?
Tell me how much you love this.
Tell me how much I make your night.
Tell me.
Tell me.
Don't play stupid.
Tell me.
How much does the morning show and the evening show, how much do you love?
To come meet your friends, talk to your friends.
Is the only time you get to meet your friends?
Talk to your friends.
Talk to me.
Be a part of the family.
Huh?
Is it me or what?
No, it's not me.
It's what?
Absolutely.
You love this.
You need this.
And you are exactly, exactly, I'm exactly the name of Jesus.
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to blaspheme.
I just love saying that.
You love this.
This is the best show ever.
I love Judge Napolitano.
Don't get me wrong.
I love him.
You ever do this?
No.
Does Mersheimer ever call anybody out?
No.
Does he do any vote?
Can he do that?
No.
Nobody can.
Steve Bannon can't.
Nobody can.
Tucker Carlson.
Tucker Carlson never calls.
He never shouts out your name.
They're talking to each other.
It's like you don't exist.
But I tell you, like Fred Haddad over there.
Look at this.
I went to a Dr. Haddad years ago.
Haddad.
He was an eye doctor years ago when I was a child.
A long time ago.
Oh my God.
So I want to thank you.
I want to thank you.
I want to thank Maurice.
I want to thank Linda, Nelson, and Ketchup.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Because I'm here for you.
It's not about me.
It's not about the truth.
It's about you.
It's coming into your heart and spreading the holy word of truth.
And that's the truth.
All right, dear friends, please follow the great, great, great Mrs. L. She has...
Did you see her interview?
This one in particular?
Oh, Lordy!
Lordy!
This one was a good 'un.
A not good 'un.
No, this one was great.
She was talking to Attorney Ariel Mitchell.
You know who that is?
She, oh, she represents ditty folks.
She's all over the place.
She is all over the place.
And you might say to yourself, now hang on, how do I, can I get a, can I get a link to that?
You most certainly can.
Right here, here's the link.
Check this video out.
What a story this young lady has.
And she's from Florida.
Did you know that?
She's from Florida.
So anyway, dear friends, have a great and glorious night.
Thank you so much.
Remember, we may never pass this way again.
I think Seals and Crofts said it best.
Have a great and glorious night.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Don't forget until then, remember, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue you.
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