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Nov. 14, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Behold the Collapse of Biased Media Cabals and Sockpuppet [SG] Propaganda
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My friend, if you are not happier today than you have ever been...
If you do not feel the level of excitement that we are talking about today, if you have been watching and not, not, not, just thrilled by how these people are freaking out over what is happening, you're not paying attention.
You're simply not paying attention.
You are simply not paying attention.
I'm telling you right now.
That with all of today's, from Matt Gaetz to Hegseth, they're losing their minds.
And all of these folks are leaving Twitter.
Who cares?
See you later.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Behold the collapse of biased media cabals and sock puppet shadow government propaganda.
That is the title of tonight's show.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for being a part.
I am so excited.
Mrs. Allen, I don't even know where to start.
I don't even know where to start.
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My friends, where do I even begin?
First and foremost, let me ask you, let me thank you for being a part of this.
Let me ask you for being a part of our family.
Means a lot to us.
We've been through a lot together, my friends.
Just want to remind you.
The President has won.
Let me remind you of that.
Let me just say this again.
Let me say this again to you.
Let me remind you of what we're talking about.
The President has won.
Do you understand how wonderful that is?
He has won.
Gamala is nowhere to be found.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
She is nowhere to be found.
She is gone like she never existed.
Let me tell you something.
It was my favorite, my new rock.
Like she never existed.
And Tampon Tim, he is freaking out because he wanted so much he was going nowhere.
Why they picked this person, I'll never know.
He's nowhere to be found.
He's nowhere to be found.
My friends, I don't even know where to begin, first of all, to thank you.
Oh, let me also tell you something before I forget.
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It would mean so much to us.
Thank you.
First, what was the appointment today, we'll go through it, that you thought was The most critical where you said, what?
And specifically, that you thought, what?
And that could mean either you were shocked, you were happy, you were mad, you couldn't believe it.
What was that?
What?
What was that move?
What was it?
Where you said, wait a minute.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
What?
How was it?
I'll tell you right now.
I think I speak all Gates.
Matt Gates.
Matt Gates.
Was it a good move or a bad move?
If it was a good move, press 1. If it was a bad move, press 2. Listen to me carefully.
Matt Gaetz.
If it was a good move, Attorney General Merrick Garland, John Ashcroft, Bill Barr, Matt Gaetz.
Was it a good move or a bad move?
One or two.
And by the way, if you put the number three, you're per se a dick.
Just want to let you know.
One or two.
Look at this.
One or two.
No, no, no, Shelley.
You can't put hell no.
One or two?
So And he will not get confirmed with the majority of the Senate?
What are you talking about?
With the majority of the Senate?
He's the Attorney General.
What are you talking about?
One or two?
Come on.
John W. says, I feel like I'm at the eye doctor.
Is it better like this or like this?
Can you hear this or this?
You know what my answer is?
You know what my answer is?
I probably am like you.
I went through this thing.
I thought, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You can't do this.
And I thought, wait a minute.
What am I talking about?
They're going crazy.
Do it.
Do it.
Why not?
Merrick Garland, one of the most storied federal judges, Court of Appeals, Harvard, the worst!
He was the worst!
He sucked my knocks!
I don't even know what that was from high school.
We don't even know what a monoc is, but it sounds terrible.
He's awful.
He was terrible.
Horrible.
And Matt Gaetz is worse than, no, put Matt Gaetz in there.
And Matt, go nuts.
Go crazy.
Go ahead.
I say, great.
Personally, I think he's a nut.
I think there's something wrong with him, and I think that he's going to run up from...
You know what I mean?
The boy, remember, is he still adopted?
What was his name?
Humberto or Gaston, whatever his name is.
I have no idea.
Humbertito or something.
He adopted some kid.
I don't know what that's about.
It's kind of weird.
Mary got married.
Okay.
I don't know.
Who cares?
Who cares?
It drives them crazy.
I want them to go nuts.
I want them to say, you don't like him?
Good.
Now Pete hugs it.
Pete hugs Brett.
Have you seen him?
Anybody got a problem with him?
Yes or no?
Push one for yes, two for no.
Do you like Pete Hegseth?
One or two?
One or two?
One or two?
Thank you.
One or two?
There you go.
Now you're catching on.
Now you're catching on.
You know what I say?
Good.
They don't like him?
Good.
Let's talk about...
Let's talk about...
The current...
Oh, what the hell is his name?
Oh, God.
You know what I'm talking about.
Oh, my God.
The guy who had the...
Remember he had the prostate problems he just took off?
What the hell is his name?
I'm losing it.
It's been a long time.
Austin.
Austin.
Right?
Remember him?
Remember him?
Secretary of Defense.
Lloyd Austin.
General.
CENTCOM.
Military-industrial-complex show.
Get him out.
Millie, the guy, General Millie, wants this DEI, this ridiculous, these RuPaul wannabes, get rid of him.
I say Hegseth, great.
I don't give a damn.
Would you leave Congress for a four-year term with the Trump administration, like Rubio leaving a Senate seat?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Senate sucks.
It's the worst.
People hate it.
You're just one senator.
You just get to vote.
They say it's one of the worst things ever when people would step down and you are in charge.
Are you kidding?
To be the Secretary of State?
Are you kidding me?
Senate?
You're just one of a hundred?
No big deal?
Eh, you come in, you vote.
It's boring.
It's nothing.
Secretary of State?
Now let's talk about Rubio.
Rubio?
That one, I don't agree with any of it.
President Trump does?
That's all that matters.
He is going to be an absolute Israel shill.
Sorry, and...
I think a Ukraine shill.
And I don't like shills.
I like people sending them for America.
But that's okay.
What are you going to do with that one?
I don't know.
Tulsi Gabbard.
DNI.
She was on the terror watch list.
Can you believe this?
And now she's head of DNI.
Best move.
Good for you.
God bless her.
Good for you.
I like her.
I like her so much.
I think she is just, she really, really, really has come about just terrific.
I think she's great.
And will she need Senate approval?
Yes.
Senate confirmation?
Yes.
She's U.S. Army Reserve.
She does all of that.
Fantastic.
So we got so far, we got Gates.
We got Tulsi Gabbard placed on the terror watch list.
Marco Rubio, okay.
Now if Marco Rubio steps down De Blasio DeSantis gets to pick the replacement because he's a governor of Florida and they're saying Lara Trump okay or from Tampa Honey, you've got to help me.
I'm so tired.
What's Ashley's last name?
Moody.
Ashley Moody.
Her brother, her father.
Her father was Jim Moody, Judge.
Ashley Moody.
Not a ball of fire.
Lara Trump?
Yeah!
Does that make you happy, Mr. President?
Good for you.
Understand that?
Dan Scavino, Deputy Chief of Staff.
No.
The most loyal man around.
I didn't see that Margot Martin.
She's behind the scenes.
I don't see her anymore.
Dan Scavino.
Levitt.
That's your favorite, right?
For press secretary?
What's her name?
Caroline Levitt is fantastic.
No Alina Hobo.
Please, Mr. President.
Please.
This is the one I'm going to see.
You don't want this one.
The press secretary can make life a living hell.
You don't want the press secretary to cause problems, to sit there and be a smartass, to try to build the resume up, to be the next Kelly and Meghan, who's always running a reel, always trying to, boy, did you see what she said?
No, no, no, no.
Kristi Noem.
I think Lewandowski kind of pushed her.
Okay.
Homeland Security.
Good!
I've got no problem with that.
Hegseth?
They're looking at his tattoos.
Look at his tattoos.
He's got tattoos here.
And he's got the gabs.
Who cares?
He's got tattoos.
Did you know George Shultz?
Secretary of State had a tiger.
Princeton tiger on his ass.
John Ratcliffe, CIA director, exquisite.
Exquisite.
Former Texas congressman, wonderful.
Good move.
Good move.
Steve Witkoff, personal envoy to the Middle East.
That's Trump's friend.
Doesn't need any Senate confirmation.
He goes and he's going to be a pro-Israel donor.
Okay.
Remember, it's not about Israel.
It's about the money.
Because we're going to get...
Did you see what happened today when Turkey basically cut off all diplomatic talk with...
You don't want Turkey in a war.
Mike Huckabee, U.S. Ambassador to Israel.
He'd be great.
He'd be terrific.
If that's what you want, because he's such a good guy.
Elise Stefanik, U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. Wonderful.
Destroy that place.
Lee Zeldin, New York Congressman.
Lee Zeldin, Environmental Protection Agency Administrator.
Okay, good.
Whatever that means, get rid of that stupid climate change nonsense.
Tom Homan, the best.
Border czar, does it need Senate confirmation?
Nope.
Nope?
Uh-uh.
He was a former acting director of U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement.
That's fine.
Remember, you want to be an advisor.
You don't want Senate oversight.
Mike Waltz, National Security Advisor.
Good!
Excellent!
He's hawkish on China.
Okay, that's nice.
Is he hawkish on Ukraine and wasting our money?
Stephen Miller.
Deputy White House Chief of Staff for Policy.
Fantastic.
Requires a confirmation?
Nope.
Susie Wiles.
I think that's the best thing available.
Susie Wiles.
She's going to be tough.
She doesn't want to go on camera.
I love that.
To think somebody who doesn't want to go on camera is terrific.
Brad Rung says, Biden's smile said it all to you.
Let's talk about that.
Did you see that?
Unburdened by what has been.
He was beautiful.
He was sitting back laughing.
Good to see you, Joe.
Let me show you around.
I know where everything is.
Oh, that's right.
You were here.
And there was Jill and Melania said, I don't want to be there.
Good for her.
I loved it.
Absolutely loved it.
I loved it more than you can imagine.
Because you know what the deal is.
Okay, I'm going to pardon you, Donald, in case there's something hanging around here.
I'm going to pardon you.
Anything, because in abeyance, whatever, one of those pardons like in futuro, like they did with Nixon.
As for the New York case, that's a DOJ case.
Colangelo from the DOJ came up with it.
They just used Alvin Bragg as a shill.
He was a shill.
He just followed through.
Okay, state, whatever it was.
They sent this DOJ guy down just to get Trump.
Just to get him.
And he did.
With that judge, with everybody, okay, got him in there.
So Biden's going to say, I'll take care of this.
Now our own Kathy Hochul is the governor of New York.
She says she's going to start, wants to start this congestion pricing, which we in the city are going crazy over, but Trump is supposedly going to tell her, shut it down.
We'll see what happens with that.
Why she's getting it in a couple of times, I have no idea.
And don't forget who was responsible for that, honey.
Andrew Cuomo.
Andrew Cuomo and that pathetic little twit brother of his, Fredo, who's trying desperately to land somewhere.
He's on Vlad.
He's on Patrick Ben David.
He's over here.
He said he wrote his brother's name in.
He is such a gedrool.
He has no soul.
He has no conviction.
He has no backbone.
And he's a guy who uses fake weights.
Anybody who does that, in my book, come on, man.
Come on!
Remember that son of a bitch was telling everybody, you can get it.
I got the vaccine.
No, you didn't.
You weren't home in the Hamptons, driving around, and people saw you because you're a liar.
You're a sack of shite.
Pathetic.
He's going to be on the ash heap.
Like those at the Land of the Misfit Toys, like that Elizabeth Vargas when she gave Bobby Kennedy Jr. a hard time.
Shut up!
Get out of here.
Shut down.
You're going to be a dial tone pretty soon.
CNN, they're falling apart.
They don't know what to do.
Now on The View, I get this.
ABC is rushing to hire some pro-Trump person.
They did this with Hasselbeck.
They did this with others.
No, because they're not going to tell that Herodin, that virago, that harpy, that termagant, that mean, that crone, that Joy Behar and that Whoopi Goldberg, who, by the way, is I don't know what she's turning into.
I have no.
Who cares?
Today Don Lemon says, I'm quitting X!
Quit blowing out your ass!
Who cares?
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
I'm leaving!
Leave!
Get out!
Get out of the country!
We'll pay for you!
Get out!
You're a nobody!
Who in the fuck do you think you are?
Who?
You're so stupid.
You were wrong with Elon Musk and you gave him a hard time.
You're an idiot.
You're a drool.
Get out!
It's over, huh?
16 more?
Come on, Lens Warriors, sign up and he's 16 more.
Is that too much to ask?
Then we have...
What the hell's running into?
The one with the kid who said...
I can't remember.
I'm having the worst time.
I'm so tired.
Christopher, guess what?
Jamie Lee Curtis.
She says, I'm getting off of Twitter.
I'm getting off.
Who cares?
Did you see?
What is this?
Her daughter?
Her son?
What is this?
She has one, you know, a son of a daughter.
Okay, fine.
Whatever it is.
Jamie Lee Curtis.
The audacity will be like, nobody cares about them.
Next you're going to be telling me that Keith Olbermann is off.
Oh my God!
These people live in this world of delusion.
They're really going to take this hard.
I hate these people.
I really do.
The media, they're through.
Nobody cares.
Mr. President was on the Mark Simone show today and they said one thing he's got to tell his staff is nobody's going to go on any show.
That godforsaken, that dial tone news nation or anything.
Even Newsmax.
Even Fox.
There's no, I mean, maybe Fox.
But never ABC.
Never MSDNC.
We don't want that anymore.
Don't you understand?
We don't want this.
This is brand new.
And the very fact, and the best is that he's got Vivek, Ramaswamy, and Elon Musk.
They're going Nuts over this.
Do you know how happy that makes me?
Do you have any idea of how happy that makes me?
He's going to start cutting things.
I hope this president, my only concern, my only concern, is that he's not vicious enough.
He's not.
It's not his nature.
He went to get along.
When he floated that idea about paying or helping to defray the Democrats, They gave Al Sharpton money.
What is going on here?
Let me say something again.
Do you understand something?
She's gone.
That sounds like a haul of notes.
She's gone.
Gamala?
Doug?
How much do you want to bet?
Gamala?
Just?
Doesn't even...
They're not really...
They live separate lives.
It's like a prop.
Not a beard, per se, but just a prop.
You've got to be married.
A creepy daughter.
The whole bit.
And I sit back and I'm thinking, why did you do that?
Crypto Domini, Big Dick from Chicago, says, 60 more to keep up with Mr. Brown's membership donation.
Let's go, Mrs. L. I want to set up a focus group.
Thanks, Uncle L. Thank you, Crypto.
I appreciate that.
Huh?
15 more.
Come on, you can do it.
Now, again, I'm the only one thinking this.
Nobody really cares about this, but I'm going to tell you, I care about it.
I care about it.
I'm just fascinated.
How did this ever happen?
Who was responsible?
Who was responsible for the human being?
There we go.
Pilgrimedia says, will Matt Gates be the junkyard dog we need?
I believe so, sir.
I really and truly do.
I, honest to God, truly believe he is going to be this person who was just miserable.
He was like this ravenous, almost like this rabid dog, this Rottweiler.
It was beautiful to see.
I want to see it!
Mr. President, please, don't be nice.
Go in where they just...
I want to see the white buses.
I was talking to my friend Mark today.
He says, why white buses?
Because you have to have an identifiable visual.
If you tell people, well, we've got 10 million that were sent back.
How do you know that?
No, take our word for it.
Well, okay.
If you say so.
How can you tell?
I don't know.
But if you have white buses...
Something that's identified, you know, illegal immigrant deportation team or something, or whatever.
Then you create the visual.
What was it today, honey, you said you noticed, you don't see anymore?
Was it illegals or something?
They're not on the streets like they were.
We see them immediately.
We see the illegals.
They're there, I swear to God.
I'm starting to see this thing.
This is the most glorious day ever.
And what's important also to understand that this sets the tone, not merely for this four years, but forever.
Now listen, I want you to understand as if you listen to me and you listen good.
You may not necessarily like what's going on.
It may not be perfect for you.
You might say, well, I don't like this.
Look, I know it's the way it goes.
I know, I know, I know.
But...
Aren't you happy?
We also have to find out, and I want somebody to tell us that we were right about 2020.
I want somebody to say that 2020 was fixed!
And that the president indeed had it stolen.
I don't know if that's going to happen.
Wouldn't that be something?
Cut up chatter, by the way, with a brand new thumbnail says...
Eleven doilies and crocheting faster.
Lynn's Warriors.
Bless your heart.
Thank you.
She wrote you and she thanks you immensely for that.
By the way, this evening I was on a show called the Sean Atwood Show in the UK.
Oh my God, talking about Diddy.
What a story.
Dear God.
We'll get to that one later.
We went through so much, my friends.
Have you ever had, do you have any of your friends?
I have my friend who keeps sending me things about whatever it is, and somebody on TikTok had some dirt on Hexit.
So I write back, for example, how to get rid of bad gas.
I'll take a little clip or something, I'll send him back, or...
What mushrooms not to eat?
It's like I just ignore it.
And I tell people all the time, I say, you don't have any political insight.
You don't know what you're talking about.
You don't understand what's happening.
This is the greatest day ever.
And you know and I know.
Remember, Biden looked like he was unaffected or unconnected to untethered by what has been.
He looked so happy to that.
Didn't they?
It was wonderful!
And meanwhile, Kemala, where is she?
I don't know.
Where are all these people?
I don't know.
Nothing.
I don't understand.
Do you remember where you were the first time you realized that this woman was retarded?
I'm sorry, you're not supposed to say that, but whatever the word is, that's the word we used to say.
I know it's a terrible word.
I'm not mocking people, but it was a word.
I say, what are you, blind?
Bookmark, ladies and gentlemen, says, Love, Sean.
Looking forward to watching that.
Oh, yes.
Oh, it was wild today.
We had, oh, Jaguar was on, and I talked about this, and The Lawyer, I mean, whoa!
It's just, it's, what a show he has.
What a show.
It's wonderful.
Great.
And I love the fact that there is such a wonderful I don't want to say a difference, but the UK audience is so much different in terms of being able to appreciate that which most people would call supposedly or supposedly conspiratorial.
Amy Lynch, by the way, says winning, winning, and more winning.
Oh, not only winning, destroying these people.
And I'm going to go in there, and I'm going to say, Matt, Do me a favor.
I want to drive the bus.
Indeed.
Matt, I want you to go in there and be a deke.
I want you to snarl.
You don't understand what I'm saying.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't want you to be...
I want you to snarl.
I want you to be the first person to apologize to all those Catholic families when that Merrick Garland, that twit, used to have...
Remember that he ordered...
Surveillance of Catholic families?
I want you to apologize.
And I want you also, somebody to go to Springfield, Ohio and say, I want to apologize for you.
Where are the ducks and the dogs?
I want you.
I want to send somebody over there.
This will drive them crazy.
Because they said it never happened.
It never happened.
Nobody ever mentions anybody on The View.
I'll talk to you about it now.
I'm never going to tweet, retweet, nothing.
You're not going to get anything.
Nothing.
Nobody.
I don't care about that.
Caitlin Collins, The Brow, any of these folks.
Any of this.
Any of this.
I want them dead.
I want them gone.
I want them finished.
Figuratively dead.
Not literally.
Figuratively.
I want there to be a dial tone.
And I want all of them to say, huh?
Six more, ladies and gentlemen.
Mrs. L is getting excited.
Thank you.
She's going to hit $9,000.
Are you kidding?
But you deserve it.
You absolutely deserve it.
Now, here's the...
I love this.
Did Sean get a word in?
Sean Atwood is a genius.
Tonight, he just sits there and he lets people go crazy.
He knows exactly what's going on.
They're all done.
Absolutely.
Matt Gaetz resigns from Congress immediately.
So then...
Mr. Governor DeSantis would replace him, correct?
I would think so.
And I want to tell him, Matt, I want you to go in there and be a deke.
I want you to snarl.
I want you to laugh.
I want you to bring in Fauci.
I want you to hold him in contempt of court.
I want you to come after him.
I want a special DOJ committee to get Fauci.
I want you to get him.
Get him on something.
Some ongoing conspiracy.
Get somebody who says where he claw back his pension.
Do something.
You have to get that rat bastard for what he put us through.
He said later on, masks don't work.
And he's telling you to do it.
You know why?
So he can laugh at you.
I'm still walking around seeing people with masks under their chin.
I want to slap these people.
Nelson A says, Uncle Lenny, Tulsi Gabbard nominated for Director of National Intelligence.
Awesome.
Absolutely.
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
She was on that terror list?
And now she's the head of D&I?
Oh, absolutely.
Now they're going to cut him some slack regarding Hunter.
You know that, right?
Remember also, Biden made a deal with Trump.
Special prosecutor on Boeing and NASA, among others.
Special grand jury.
Also, I want to find out all those FISA judges who for years just signed off, rubber-stamped all that crap, all those warrants.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Spandex says, Just kidding, Lionel.
I love you on the show the best.
Spandex never apologized.
It was a joke.
You're busting balls.
I love that.
I love that.
That's the way we do.
That's what friends do.
We laugh at that.
Okay.
I didn't even know where I was.
But it was terrific.
Oh, oh.
Gates.
Others.
I want to sit back and I want to immediately say cut.
This end, this stupid Ukrainian war.
There was one of the best pieces, Elon, I call him Elon, by the way.
I said E, I call him E for sure, I said E, he tweeted, somebody tweeted, Jeremy Sachs, one of the best adumbrations of what's going on in Ukraine.
You're not supposed to like Putin.
What has Putin done to us?
Nothing.
They love Putin.
They love him.
What do I care about him?
10-4, Racine, I'll take the nation's baton.
Excellent.
I don't know what that means, but it sounds interesting.
This is the one thing I want to say.
Vladimir Putin said, the red line is this.
You are not going to make Ukraine a NATO country.
I don't give a rat's ass about Ukraine.
I don't care about it.
But they're not going to be a NATO country.
They still haven't been a NATO country.
They still haven't.
After all of this!
And he was going to meet with Zelensky until Bojo, Boris Johnson, said no.
Do you understand what I just said?
Do you understand what I just said?
They wanted to work something out and Boris Johnson said no because of Victoria Nguyen.
That's one thing.
I want to get her on the Logan Act.
I want to frog march her, fat ass in the court, and I want to charge her with something.
Logan Act, something, something.
And that whole Institute for the Study of War and those other, those Jack Keens and those people.
All these people are hooas.
They get done with their job, being general, and they end up, they go to the highest bidder.
They're like yadder girls.
They're tramps.
They go and they sell their souls to these people.
Clean this.
Drain this.
I despise these people.
Do you remember what they made us go through?
All of the people.
And somehow, somebody better do.
Lift that.
Lift the immunity on vaccines.
I don't understand that.
Big Dick from Chicago says Racine said he wants Canada to lead the white bus.
Okay.
Racine.
Like Wisconsin?
Racine?
I'm sorry.
Racine?
Am I missing something here?
Is that a code?
I don't know what that means.
But thank you.
Do you remember when we went through this stuff?
What if I told you, hi, you want to buy a Tesla?
Yeah.
Oh, by the way, Pilgrim says, We want an international warrant for Soros.
Oh, absolutely.
What about this?
What about these rat bastards who said, we want the foreign Asian...
What?
Foreign Asian...
What about Soros?
Well, that's different.
But different my ass.
And that creepy son of his, Alex, who's marrying...
Another, here you go, beards to go.
Here she goes.
You got who am I?
Okay, I'll marry you.
All right.
Okay.
If Hillary can marry, what is it?
They just, they think, it's like, what are you doing?
Come on.
Stop it.
I don't, I just despise these people, even in their personal lives.
Why are you pretending your stuff?
I don't get it.
I don't understand something.
Crypto says Racine is his Lionel Nation handle.
Uncle.
Racine.
Okay.
Thank you.
Definitely Larry Fink.
Okay.
I don't know what that means.
We'll see about that.
Now, here's something else.
If I said to you, hey, listen, E, I call him E, I mean, it's going to be E, would you please?
Or hers.
Crypto, you are.
I know why you call your name crypto because you're cryptic.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about half the time, but I dig you in a weird way.
As I was saying.
E, what if I went into your car and said, hey, what about this new Tesla?
Oh, by the way, there's a by statute.
You are immune or Tesla is immune.
You can't sue if the brakes don't work.
What?
You can't sue them.
I can't sue if the brakes don't work.
No, you can't sue.
Why not?
Because it's a special deal.
Wait a minute.
You mean if I get into a...
Hypothetical.
If I get into a Tesla and the brakes fail, I can't sue?
No.
I don't want to drive that.
But you have to.
What do you mean you have to?
It's a law.
It's a law?
I got to buy a...
That's what they did with the vaccines.
Bobby Kennedy said you're not testing them.
Until that Elizabeth Vargas loser said, well, that's not true.
How does this happen?
Here, let's put all this stuff in you.
We're not testing it.
We're not really sure.
Give it a shot.
I don't know.
Who?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Spandex says, best eclectic show on YouTube.
Love those spinning plates.
Keeps me on edge of my seat and on my toes.
By the way, me and bride heading to Amish country Saturday, family style, spreading the wealth and thank yous.
Oh, we're going there.
Oh, we are going.
God bless the Amish.
Who knew?
Crypto says, I'm going to drive the white bus.
The Canadian named Racine, oh yeah, in the chat, wants to have Canada lead the way.
Literally, bruh.
Good.
Oh, I want to go to these Amish.
And you know what, too?
Scott Spencer.
This is...
Pressler.
I'm so...
I am so shingad tonight.
Scott Pressler.
What's the matter with me?
You know what it was?
It's a Sean Atwood show.
I swear to God, they were screaming and yelling.
We got Ariel, the lawyer, and who was the other one?
Who are these?
He got Jaguar yelling at...
I mean, it was...
And meanwhile...
No, not Conrad.
See, now you're doing it.
We're just making them names.
And then Sean's sitting back there.
It's not even moving.
Sean just stares.
The guy's got 8 million followers.
He said to me, he goes, okay.
I love that show.
Mark Cuban picked the wrong horse.
Oh, yes.
Uh-oh, what, honey?
What's that uh-oh business?
$89.99.
One more.
One more to give her $9,000.
One more to give her $9,000.
The Amish helped save America.
You're right about that, Jeff Alt.
You're absolutely...
I love those people.
I like them duck-collar guys.
They were fun Amish people.
You know what?
I don't know who they are, but bless your heart, good.
Brad Rung, there you are.
Brad Wrong says, I knew the Amish was in full effect.
They had enough.
I live 10 minutes from Lancaster County and there were signs everywhere for Trump.
It is what won Pennsylvania and Pressler as well.
God bless these people.
I swear to you, I want to go there and say, listen, who knew if you told me the Amish vote?
The what?
What about the Mennonites?
Nobody knows about it.
I don't know one except some...
How about the night the Amish, they go crazy for one night?
Yeah, they go crazy and then they decide you want to go back, you want to stay.
It's like Purim in Israel.
If you want to go to a party, people doing shots and smoking cigarettes, I said, what is...
What?
We did it.
Thank you.
9,000.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
9,006.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I know nothing about Jewish holidays or whatever, and I was in Israel the first night, and I got there, and I was...
I mean, I can't even...
It's like, I don't know, 30 hours?
Who the hell knows?
So I went to this house, and it was Purim.
And I knew Purim, Flora Purim.
Remember that?
Married to Ayrto, who I don't think is doing very well.
I hope he's still with us.
I didn't know what it was.
It's a combination of New Year's Eve and Halloween.
And I walked in.
I don't know what the hell this is.
And they're chugging booze and smoking cigarettes.
I said, what is this?
It was this Purim.
I said, what the hell is Purim?
It's wild.
But I mean, drinking like somebody who's never...
I said, I want to kind of tone it down a little bit.
It was crazy.
Well, anyway.
I don't know why I even brought that up.
I have no idea.
Crypto says, I'm going to every Amish country and show them my Lionel Nation ID.
Absolutely.
I'm going to go and thank these people.
Did you see me show up in little buggies with a Trump thing?
And not only that, the black folks, the hip-hoppers, the rappers, the Hispanic kids, high schools, fraternities.
I love this guy.
Absolutely love this guy.
Okay.
Very quickly, my friend, I want to remind you.
Number one of our great friends at MyPillow.
Where has Mike Lindell been?
Where is he?
I don't know.
But he was with the president since day one.
One of those, like a Steve Bannon type.
By the way, Bannon's got that stupid fraud thing, which he'll do very well with.
But I digress.
Go to MyPillow.com, promo code Lionel, MyPillow.com slash Lionel, and just spend a minute perusing the absolute.
Oh, Christmas!
I'm telling you, Christmas, save yourself.
The pillows and the bolsters and the slippers, incredible.
And also this.
My friends, I don't want to hit you too hard with this, but if you don't have emergency food, you're going to die.
Thank you.
Now, I'm not trying to make a joke out of this, but PrepareWithLionel.com is not just about emergency food.
It's about things you have never thought about.
I'm telling you, now is the time.
Before these people get creative.
Because if you think that these rat bastards are going to leave and let Trump just gallivant in, or as Mrs. L would say, parade on in, no way.
I don't know what they're planning.
I don't know what's going to happen, whether it's weather, whether it's supply chain, I don't know.
But get ready and be prepared.
Then go to preparewithlinel.com and join the millions of people who wisely, wisely, Prepared.
And you buy in increments.
Okay?
Beautifully stocked.
Little modular buckets.
You stack up.
Waterproof.
They last 25 years.
And there's nothing you can do at home to replace it.
You hear what I'm saying?
Nothing.
Sorry.
It's not happening that way.
Do you have any friends of yours?
I'm still...
By the way, February the 22nd, we're doing the cutting room again.
I'm going to go nuts, nuts on Inauguration Day.
I'm going to go crazy.
Brad Rung says, we'll go down as the biggest movement in our lifetime.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
At first I was thinking the President shouldn't have any kind of, you know, party.
Now I'm saying he should have.
Who should be?
The headliners.
You need an FU.
They need somebody so big.
Not the usual.
Listen, you know, Kid Rock.
Okay, fine.
Not that B-list stuff.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
But somebody where people say, what?
We need somebody.
Who would you think, if I could pick a musical act that would blow them away?
Springsteen or who?
Who is the biggest act today?
The Stones?
Who?
I don't even know if the Stones are.
And that's maybe my generation.
Who?
Look at this.
Jonathan agrees with me.
Not Ted Nugent.
Ted Nugent is one of them.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Not the Eagles.
Elton John.
Now we're getting somewhere.
Who would be...
Look at this.
Lauren says Elvis.
Lauren doesn't know what's going on right now.
Michigan or Lauren.
Dolly Parton.
Who would be...
I'm trying to think who is...
Cindy Lauper.
There we go.
Now we're getting somewhere.
Elton John.
Somebody who has been...
Cher.
Somebody who has been long associated with U2.
There you go.
Nobody rocked like Trump in our lifetime.
That's right.
Barenaked Ladies, maybe?
Village People YMCA.
I don't know if a lot of them are around.
Mrs. L was very with good friends.
What's her name?
Randy or the Cowboy?
Very nice man.
Very nice guy.
Barbara Streisand.
Yes!
Katie Wins!
Katie Wins!
Barbara Streisand!
Celine Dion.
I don't know about Celine.
Mishkina Celine.
Abba.
You're just throwing names out.
One's got a cane.
Have you seen her?
One of the A's.
Anna, Angelica, Angelina, whatever her name is.
Benny, Bjorn, and the two A's at the end.
No, no, no.
Katy Perry and the Shark.
Harry Connick Jr.
Are you...
If Beyoncé did it.
If Beyoncé did it.
Oh my god.
How much did they pay Stevie Nicks?
I think you're just saying Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift, Beyonce.
Everybody's saying, sorry guys, we're with DT right now.
Jay-Z.
Oh yeah, especially when they show them.
Hey, you want to see the picture of the Diddy videos?
Yeah, good.
And we've got other people.
Who will eventually filter down to you to make you go?
It's a different story.
It's a different story.
Crypto says Barbara would have to be one of the ones on world tour.
Interesting.
Howie Brown, you've got a lovely daughter, says New Mexico voted for Harris.
I thought Latinos and Mormons leaned Trump.
They gotta give one thing.
Did you see the number of people, by the way, as they dissected?
The turnout in Jersey?
Unbelievable.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
This is something, this is something, my friends, bigger than anything you can imagine.
You don't understand this.
You still don't understand this.
You don't get it.
I can't believe what I saw.
I still can't believe that somebody actually said, let's pick this idiot.
She was so bloody stupid.
This is the thing.
You know what?
Yes.
Mrs. L and I were talking about this and she said something which was very wise.
She said they figured we can do whatever we want and we don't care about this because we'll just go ahead and we'll just steal it.
We'll just steal it.
Because we don't care about this.
We don't worry about this.
Listen to what I'm saying.
And I want everybody to I want to say everything on TV and everywhere where you where they can't stop you.
Now I don't know what social media is going to do.
I think it's probably a good idea not to be crypto says guns and roses.
Yes.
Crypto.
I don't think you know.
By the by.
Please watch The Rick Beato piece with Rick Wakeman.
It is Rick Wakeman talks the whole time.
Rick never says a word.
It is glorious.
Rick never says a word.
And Rick Wakeman plays...
You know the piano when morning has broken?
You know that beautiful intro?
That's Rick Wakeman.
I didn't know this.
Though I've seen Yes of a gazillion times.
Okay.
I want to go on.
Today was, I think they said it was Alex Jones' last day or something.
I hope somebody says, don't worry, Al.
Get through this.
End your shop.
Sell off your stuff.
Have it discharged in bankruptcy.
We all done?
Yeah.
That's it?
Yeah.
Okay.
All the judgment's good.
And then all of a sudden, he starts up again.
Because we need him.
Hulk Hogan used to be in a band.
Used to be in a band in Tampa.
Terry Bollea.
And I believe somebody told me he might have been at, believe it or not, University Square Mall.
Do not hold me to this.
He was a bass player, if I recall correctly.
From Port Tampa.
You are on fire, Crypt.
You are on fire tonight.
Now let me ask you a question.
I want there to be this absolute immersion on the part of us.
So that the people in charge can't do anything.
And that we ignore these people.
I want to talk about every quote conspiracy theory that drives these people crazy.
I want to talk about moon landings, Elvis, whatever it is.
9-11, vaccines, stolen elections.
Name it.
Name it.
I don't care what it is.
And just have them Sit there and just implode to have them listen to us and implode.
It's so important right now.
And I'm going to say one more thing.
President Trump, again, you are to direct nobody, anybody in your staff, anybody remotely in your staff, administration, anything, will never go on a CNN show.
We'll never acknowledge.
We'll never engage.
We'll never bother.
We don't care about that.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
We've been through this, my friends, haven't we?
Many of you, I know, have been with me since the day.
We have been through such garbage.
We have been through such horrors.
Linda Hazlitt says, Rumspringer is the Amish holiday I believe you were referring to.
I didn't know I was.
I was referring to Rumspringer.
I had no idea.
I know there's a lot of wonderful buffets and food.
Sure, I can find something to eat, but God bless these people.
Crypto says, I'll super chat 50 bucks, whatever, if 500 people give my favorite Uncle Lenny a thumbs up.
You're a beautiful man.
We need the likes.
I try to stay away from this right now.
Because it annoys me.
But it is so important for us to have the likes, the subscriptions.
You know how that thing goes.
I'm going to stop and tell you right now.
I think to myself.
Where have you all...
We have been through this...
Since 2000, I don't even remember.
We've been, we have been, many of you have been with us for so long, it seems like.
And you know what?
We've never lost our minds.
Listen to what I'm saying.
When Trump, or when Biden won, whatever, we didn't tell family members they can't come to our homes or We didn't do that.
We never did it once.
We never did it once.
Crypto didn't do it.
ED didn't do it.
Brent, Nightingale, nobody did.
None of these people did.
We never did that.
We never did any of that.
We never, ever, ever put ourselves in the position of making people feel bad because they voted for some way in a way that we thought was different or incorrect.
We never did this.
Why?
Because we're rational.
I did a video tonight called Breaking News.
Michael Strahan is an idiot.
I hope you watch it.
I hope you are subscribed to this.
I've got to tell you something.
Again, I revel always in stupid people.
Michael Strahan is an idiot.
I've got to tell you this.
It's very important for me to tell you this.
Michael Strahan decided, for reasons I shan't understand, Michael Strahan said that he thought it was a good idea, a good idea, to look, to basically not, to not put his hand over his heart during the National Anthem.
Can you believe that?
Veteran ceremony.
And he said, this Jadrul said, the reason for this was because he was so Fascinated by all the sailors.
Okay?
You heard me.
Huh?
Huh?
He never saw sailors before.
And he was so smitten with the fact that they gave their life and their freedom and their service that he was so smitten, so moved, so gobsmacked by their sacrifice.
Then he just stood there, paralyzed.
And then he realized, what do I do?
What do I do now?
Do I put my hand up and look like an idiot?
Better safety.
No, I'm going to keep my hands down.
Better for me not to show reverence with my hand over my heart.
How many of you just go like this?
And he's lying to us.
I know this doesn't mean anything to you.
I know you don't care.
I know you don't care.
I don't blame you.
I just wonder, why are you both getting me like that?
Just say, I don't know why I did this.
I'm an idiot.
That's the end of it.
I don't know.
It's crazy.
I do this all the time.
No, but he had to say, no, I was so, he had to explain it.
No, I saw these whites, all the soldiers, and they're wearing the sick.
You have no idea.
Tell me the truth.
Tell me, I screwed up.
I have no idea.
Have any of you ever done anything in your life where you look back and said, that was the dumbest thing I ever did.
Don't tell me what it is.
But just, just, is there something in your mind, in your life?
Think about this.
Don't tell us what it is, but just yes or no.
Where you think back and you say, I can't believe I did that.
Or maybe terrible things you've done, terrible things you've said.
I don't know why, but sometimes I go through these cycles where all of a sudden I think, oh my God, that was terrible what I did.
And I feel guilty.
I mean, I'm not paralyzed by it.
I'm thinking, why all of a sudden?
I'll be talking, I'll be, you know, ordering something and it hits me.
I don't know what that is.
Sometimes I think to myself, this is the stupidest thing.
Have you ever thought of your life?
Have you, have any of you people ever come this close to being killed in your life?
Have you ever been this close?
Have you ever done this close?
The second time I went skydiving, first time it was tandem, second time it was free fall.
I thought about that later.
I thought, that was the dumbest thing I have ever done in my life.
And in a weird way, it kind of was invigorating.
Have you ever thought about how you almost got arrested?
How many times could you have been arrested in your life?
Doing something as a kid.
Doing something that you didn't really mean to.
I mean, you know, not murder or something.
Do you realize how lucky you are?
Mr. Green said he was almost kidnapped.
This is incredible.
This is incredible.
There's something about these moments where you think, I can't believe this.
Sometimes I'll think, I came this close.
I did things that were so stupid.
Look at this.
Snitched my dad's car, rolled it.
Accept forgiveness, lose regrets.
It's incredible.
I wonder, Amy says, I wonder if we will get any holiday invites this year.
You know, it's a very good question.
Do you really care?
I don't care.
Do you understand this?
This is one of the things which is the most important I just love questions.
One of these days, I would love to do a TV show.
I say a TV show.
I don't mean it.
We all need healing.
You were cathartic.
Absolutely.
I hope so.
I thank you for that.
Have you ever in your life been married to or part of a relationship which was so toxic you thought to yourself what did I what was I thinking?
Not you.
Have you ever thought to yourself somebody who was so Toxic.
And you lost your mind.
I'm not saying I did.
But have you ever seen this before?
And you see, why are you doing this?
Where a woman in particular, sometimes a man, or maybe vice versa, where you thought to yourself, what are you doing?
You lost your soul.
It's like a cult.
It's like a cult.
I always think about telling kids things.
God, thank God.
Thank God we don't have kids now.
Because it would be the worst parent of anybody.
Oh, oh, Mrs. L, are you kidding?
Give me that phone!
I should understand what this is!
I'm sorry, man!
Trafficking!
I'm sorry!
And I would say, come here, Junior.
You want to drive?
I talked to a friend of mine.
He works at the medical examiner's office.
Come on!
Come here!
This is what death looks like.
Huh?
Look at these people.
This guy got hit by a car.
This one was in a car.
I'm not going to show you the good ones.
How do you like that?
How do you like that, huh?
You want to try this?
If you take a pill, I'm going to show you what fentanyl death looks like.
Oh my God, these poor kids won't even be able to go out.
And then when it comes time, and I find this the most interesting, because I find, and listen to me very carefully, and don't take this the wrong way, love is a mental illness.
It is an obsessive-compulsive disorder that can be very, very good.
It can drive you crazy.
It goes into your mind, into your heart.
And this person that isn't even a member of your family, you love them in a way nobody else does.
Nobody else.
And you ask yourself, why?
And there are things and energies and rays and frequency.
I don't know.
I mean, you can sit there and write it down.
Because you're kind.
Nobody else is kind?
Well, that's not it.
Because you're beautiful.
There's this chemistry.
This weird chemistry.
And it's so dangerous.
Let me tell you something.
There are people who sometimes never, ever, ever experience it.
I know so many people who've never been in love.
Never.
And the worst is they'll settle.
I'm telling you.
I have seen it.
There is nothing...
I've seen people who are in love and also people who are trying to fill their emptiness with artificial fun.
You ever seen these people?
Weird.
It's like you're not acting your age.
Oh, I would love to do shows.
There's a woman who...
I forget.
There's an Indian woman.
She always talks about narcissists and...
That's all she talks about.
But I would love to have people.
And I would really love to sit down sometimes and talk to people.
Not lonely hearts, but really explain it.
And ask people.
There's also nothing worse than somebody who says, my heart was broken.
My heart was broken.
Now, you know what's the most fascinating to me?
Listen to me carefully.
I was listening today to Randy Travis.
And I feel like a stone you've picked up and thrown to the hard rock bottom.
My heart.
Of your heart.
Right.
And I feel like a stone you have picked up and thrown to the hard rock bottom of your heart.
About a guy who screws up, cheats on his wife, or a woman cheats on her husband, and they never get it back.
And they can't forgive.
You're still forgiving, and you did it!
I don't even know what I...
That's got to be the worst.
And somebody who's thrown out of their house, families are torn apart.
Disaster!
Because you, you decided you couldn't keep your, whatever, in your pants, or vice versa.
And now you're caught, and now you're miserable.
And it was the best thing you ever had, and you ruined it!
That's got to be...
Oh my God!
That's what's great about country music.
There's songs.
Have you ever heard about...
The band.
Ain't no reason and the sun don't shine anymore.
Rick Danko.
Ain't no...
Ain't no reason.
What's it called?
Wish I could play it for you, though.
The band.
It's...
No, that's not it.
You know what I mean.
And the sun won't shine anymore and the rain is on my door.
Oh my God!
Have you ever heard Sylvia's mother said Oh my God!
Have you ever listened to that?
Oh wait, no, sunshine is great.
Sylvia's mother said Thank you for calling.
And the operator said 20 cents more for the next three minutes.
Please!
I mean, he's just screaming.
Oh, I love that song.
I was cathartic once listening to John Denver.
You know, I met John Denver.
Did I tell you about this story?
We were in the Songwriters Hall of Fame.
And we were in the bedroom.
And he was introduced by my friend, the late, great Bobby Weinstein.
I'll tell you a great story.
He was the president of the Songwriters Hall of Fame.
So anyway, we were I was in the men's room, and there was John Denver.
Then we're washing our hands and says, let me tell you something.
I don't give a damn what anybody tells you.
Ginger, Mary Ann, you were Gilligan's Island!
And I walked off, and he stopped for a second, and he started laughing.
Because he got the John Denver, Bob Denver, anyway.
At that time, Judy Collins introduced You get to pick the person who sings your song.
Judy Collins.
And she's saying, leave it on a jet plane.
Judy Collins, from the back, looked 12 years old.
She turned around.
Anyway, she sang his songs.
Liza Minnelli sang the songs for Charles Aznavour.
Oh, that...
I've never...
I went two years in a row.
I've never been so...
I couldn't move.
I never...
They were all songwriters playing for themselves.
I never heard anything like that.
One after another.
But anyway.
Oh, it was a great story.
Anyway.
Look at this.
Saturday in the Park.
I wish it was the 4th of July.
When I was in high school, Chicago was my band.
Chicago was my Beatles.
And Jimmy Panko, I thought, was the greatest.
When Terry Katt died, I was crushed.
Crushed.
I couldn't believe it.
I saw them so many times.
And I met Chicago at Tavern on the Green one morning.
There was an ABC-PLJ combined thing, and I met Jimmy Panko, my hero.
I couldn't believe it.
Bobby Lamb was there.
And it was incredible.
They were phenomenal.
I don't even know why I'm telling you this.
Love Chicago.
Chicago will never be...
People don't know how they...
People don't know...
How important they were.
And they sang songs that were of such importance.
You think of Saturday in the Park and Just You and Me and Make Me Smile.
Does anybody know what time it is?
Dialogue.
Yeah, it's okay.
If You Leave Me Now by the way, they hated that because that was a David Foster thing because there was hardly any brass in there.
But Better end soon, my friends.
What's this world coming to?
Chains.
Oh my god.
Hollywood, something in the city changes, people.
Hit by Varese.
Introduction, the first one.
They were unbelievable.
Happy Men, Biblos, Song of the Evergreens.
Italian from New York, Lifesaver, with the Pointer Sisters, and then Bobby Lamb's solo album, Love Song, with Terry Kath playing bass.
Oh, I mean, guitar and bass.
They're incredible.
Incredible!
And then they just never, people don't really, you know.
But that was my group.
That was it, my friends.
They were fantastic.
They were just so good.
And they played their ass off.
And one thing, and I don't want to belabor the point, but let me tell you something that they did.
In every other brass ensemble, brass configuration, the brass was always kind of a...
They punctuated, they're doing brass standards.
In Chicago, the brass was the lead.
It was the vocal.
Just You and Me Jimmy Panko would do these flutters and these I'm humming the brass part.
The brass was the vocal.
I've gone too far.
I've gone too far.
Chicago was horny and they were great.
Absolutely.
And there's nothing else.
Remember there was Ides of March.
I'm a friend of a strange group in a back sedan.
What if you find inside my car?
I'm your vehicle, baby!
Chase was another group.
It was brass.
Blood, sweat, and tears.
Not like Chicago.
I did meet two stories I'll tell you.
Two stories.
One, Tower of Power.
Have you ever seen, Bump City, have you ever seen Tower of Power?
I hope they're still playing.
God.
Unbelievable.
Evan Webb says, Sylvia's mother, Shel Silverstein, so underrated.
A boy named Sue also.
I did not know that.
Thank you for that.
I never bothered to read Evan who did this.
I saw one time, I used to do a show called IATA.com and we had Doc and Emilio come in.
And I saw them play at BB King.
But one time, I was in Ybor City.
And I saw this little thing on a little paper, a little flyer on a telephone pole that says, Tower of Power.
And I...
They're coming to some little club.
And it was this...
It was this incredible...
A little club in Ybor City.
I forget what it was.
So I was doing afternoon drive at WFLA at the time.
And I didn't know the rules.
I did whatever I wanted.
Nobody really asked me what to do.
And I said, how would I do what I want?
I did what pretty good about that.
And I said, you're not going to believe this, folks, but you've got to go see this band, Tower of Power, at this little club on 7th Avenue in Ybor City.
It's this place, Tower of Power!
Tower of Power!
God!
Doc, on the Barry Sachs, like Jerry Mulligan, Emilio, remember Rocco on bass?
Jesus, Lenny, Lenny, not Pennick, Lenny, who's on SNL, he plays the Sox.
Anyway, he was in it.
They have like a hundred people who've been through it.
So I'm on the air promoting this.
So the manager, sales manager comes in.
He says, can I ask you a question?
He says, why are you promoting this club?
And he said, that's not our account.
I said, yeah.
I said, but Tower of Power is coming.
I looked at them like, what are you, nuts?
It's an event.
People, this is the greatest group.
They've been...
He said, yeah, but we're not promoting.
That's another radio station.
I said, so what?
They don't have the coverage we do.
And I had people there.
Okay.
I did that.
Second of all, I'm driving and I hear Nicolette Larson's coming to the club, Tierra Verde.
The same thing I said.
Nicolette Larson.
Oh my God!
Remember Real DG Nero Blue, Ted Templeman?
She's huge!
A lot of love, Neil Young.
You gotta go see her.
Nicolette Larson, Tierra Verde.
Guy comes back.
You're doing it again, aren't you?
I said, yep.
Yep.
And I went there.
She was so nice.
She came out barefoot playing the guitar.
She says, there are Lionel here?
Went backstage, met her.
Wonderful.
Next, I play this song every morning at 8 o 'clock on WABC.
It was called Caught by Dale Watson.
Caught in a hotel room.
Caught in a...
The picture's worth a thousand words, they say.
Tangled sheets in sweet perfume.
No matter what we do, we're caught.
I played it every day at 8 o 'clock.
He came to Tramps, and I went there, and we packed the place!
Packed it!
And we made this, people were playing this, it was this country song, because WABC at the time, John Minnelli said, do whatever you want.
8 o 'clock, that was the song.
It's one of the best country songs there is.
And Dale Watson's voice is phenomenal.
NRBQ.
A little bit of Bad.
They played the Tramps too.
All these great songs.
But what's interesting was that you could really make an interest.
And people really caught on to this.
Because people were buying this in the New York area.
I felt like kind of like Murray the K in a weird way.
And now what happens?
I don't know.
I guess you can go on mine.
You know what?
Say what you want.
Don Imus was a complete dick in real life.
But he...
He promoted Delbert McClinton and others.
Very good for that.
Evan said, my first show was The Who at age 8, but I also saw Lawrence Welk with my grandmother.
I can't believe he said that.
Same thing with me, Lawrence Welk.
Lawrence Welk.
My grandmother, I did have a heart.
Curtis Ixon Hall.
She had a Lawrence Welk band.
She was so excited.
Very rarely my parents would go out on a Saturday night.
My sister and I would go to my grandparents.
It was okay.
They really were great people.
I really loved them.
Thank you, boys.
I said, why does he have an accent?
I don't know.
Joe Feeney.
I knew everybody.
Joe Feeney, Joanne Castle, Bobby and Sissy, Bobby, Sissy King, Bobby Burgess, remember Joe Feeney, Larry Hooper, Norma Simmer.
I used to watch this all the time.
While I went, they knocked me out.
I could not believe how great they were.
Fun.
They could recharge.
They were monsters.
Same place I saw Temptations, Four Tops, Steppenwolf.
I saw Steppenwolf a million times.
There was one more.
Oh, the night that Cheech and Chong, Curtis Dixon Hall, they pretended to urinate, to pee on this cop, on this elevated stage.
I interviewed Tommy Chong later and said, you're not going to believe this.
But I was there at Curtis Hickson and I saw it in Tampa.
He remembers that.
He was arrested.
Last story.
We were in the first band, the first concert I ever saw, Three Dog Night, Tampa Stadium.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Mike Alsop, Greenspoon, Shermie, Floyd Sneed.
The band was great.
Corey, Danny, and Chuck Negron.
And they tore up.
I think there was like a riot or something.
I don't know, but they tore up the grass of the old Tampa Stadium.
So anyway, I think Humble Pie was there.
I know Steve Marriott.
Peter Franson was there too.
I think Buddy Miles was.
Anyway, they were unbelievable.
So one day we're at my favorite Irish pub since closed.
And I look over there, and son of a gun, Danny Hutton from Three Dog Night.
I walked over, I bought him a beer, I said, I don't want to bother you.
But I think he felt bad, nobody knew who he was.
I said, I don't want to bother you, but thank you.
I said, but I was there when you, and there was the riot at Tampa Stadium.
And he said, we had to pay for that.
I said, I was there.
And now, concerts?
Nothing.
Uncle Lenny, are we old enough to know why the Beatles and the Who would be out in India?
Was it psychedelic or religiosity?
You know, I think it was, I think in the case of, I think it might have been George Harrison's influence at first, and then later on, I don't know.
You know, we will never be able to tell, kids today will not know what it is like Two here.
Oh, look at this.
My friend, who must be watching, obviously.
I'm not going to mention his name.
He just texted me.
One of the great, great, great DJs.
When there were true DJs.
He says, great Chicago story.
They had to record their first album very late at night because the studio at Columbia was booked daily for this new duo, Simon and Garfunkel.
Did not know that.
Did not know that.
You know, come to think of it, I do remember Because remember, James William Garcio was the original producer.
They were called the Big Thing, which was your nickname from what I remember.
It was called the Big Thing.
And then later they were called Chicago Transit Authority, and then they dropped the transit and just went to Chicago.
And they were also the house man at Whiskey A Go Go.
And who walks in one night?
But Jimi Hendrix, who said that Terry Kath was his favorite guitar player.
Terry Kath was a monster.
Listen to him.
I think it was at...
I forget where it was.
But it's 25 or 64. You can see it on YouTube.
And just watch him.
That wrist...
He was incredible.
I mean, I'm sorry.
Terry Kath was a monster.
A monster!
Terry Catt, Danny Gatton, we'll do that one day.
You want to do that?
We'll just write all your guitar players out and really let us know.
You know, my friend who did this, who just texted this, he tells stories about the people who would come in and he knows far more than me.
Like one time, I don't have that many stories.
How about when...
McLean Stevenson one time came on a talk radio show, bombed out of his mind at 8 o 'clock in the morning.
I mean, trash!
There's something horrifying about that.
But he went through all this.
His stories, there's no such thing as this.
There's no such thing when the bands would come through and you know, when we were at WABC, WPLJ was next door so they'd have to come in through.
You know, you'd see people and You know, they...
Here's one for you.
One time I interviewed Bo Diddley.
Don't ask me why I did this.
But he comes in, the Bo Diddley.
Bo Diddley was just...
I said, I understand that you were born Angelo Cacciatore.
Originally you were of Sicilian extraction.
Palermo, I think, or Santo Stefano.
And then later on, you took on this kind of, you know, blues, the bow diddly thing.
And he looked at me, and he said, no, no, I'm not.
I said, look, do me a favor.
If you're going to lie, don't do it to me.
You picked the wrong guy, buddy.
You got that?
And he looked at me, and he looked shocked for a moment, because I was very serious.
He said, don't you lie to me.
And finally, I kind of winked at him.
And we started laughing.
He laughed.
He says, nobody's ever done that to me.
I said, I didn't even know exactly what I did, but I would just say the wrong thing, pretend I had the wrong person.
There was a woman, oh, I can't tell you that.
She was a wonderful woman named Diamond Tooth Mary.
I can't tell you this story because even in her spirit, it was one of the funniest stories that I ever, ever, ever So, anyway, enough of that.
Evan Webb, thank you so much, my friends.
Evan said the Beatles did not take LSD.
It was George's dentist who slipped it to them.
I did not know that.
I did not know that.
You know what I'm going to do one day?
I'm going to have, I'm going to have as a guest, my friend.
We don't have to have his name.
We can just hide his identity.
If you want, it's up to him.
But he can just tell stories about all the people.
I think you told me about Waylon Jennings, sorry, if I recall correctly, which was very, very good.
Just these, or was it Waylon Jennings?
There was another one too.
But these, have you seen this guy Otis Gibbs on YouTube?
Have you ever seen his stories?
Is it Otis Gibbs?
I think his name.
Otis, I think is his name.
Yes, Otis Gibbs.
He has two hours of the best Bob Dylan stories.
Marty Stewart stories.
Willie Nelson stories.
Rod Stewart stories.
Eric Clapton stories.
Otis Gibbs.
Fantastic.
Wonderful storytelling.
Okay, you ready for this?
Listen to this.
Listen to this one.
I'm demented.
Beautiful People, Gino Vanelli's album.
I think it was Beautiful People.
Thank you, Grip.
The thing that I'm into right now, you're going to think I'm nuts, which is a possibility.
I came upon AA stories, Alcoholics Anonymous, testimonies.
These are some of the best storytellers I have ever heard in my life.
And I have no particular reason to.
But aside from...
They're very sincere.
Stories.
Because I love storytelling.
And nobody tells a story.
What made Richard Pryor great, he told a story.
A wonderful story.
Robert Klein, child of the 50s, before he disowned me from my politics, he...
Some of the most...
Brilliant stuff I've ever heard.
The story.
Bill Cosby told stories that were just perfect.
Remember Jerry Clower?
Justin Wilson?
Just young people.
I'm doing this a lot lately.
The end must be nigh, because I'm saying this a lot.
Young people cannot today say their first concert.
They don't want to drive.
They don't remember their first car.
The car that your parents gave you said, I'll take it.
Whatever it was.
Well, it's a lime green Opal.
I'll take it.
Well, it's a Rambler with mags.
I'll take it.
It's an airfoil.
I'll take whatever it is.
They don't have first concerts.
They don't like dates.
They don't court.
They don't.
I don't think they fall in love.
I don't think they get a crush.
I really don't.
I don't know.
I don't want to be like this.
I don't want to be one of these people who just says this.
I don't know.
But I've said enough.
Remember, this is a shark tooth.
Imagine how big this mother...
Look at this thing!
My friend Frank Garcia from Tampa said that to me.
All right, my friends.
And God bless this man, huh?
Huh?
Huh?
If only his brother were alive.
The greatest man, Robert Trump, was the best.
The best.
And I'd like to think he can see.
I'd like to think that.
I don't know.
Sometimes I find myself, I get very, very romantic about things like that.
And I always feel like I'm setting myself up.
But maybe there's something to it.
But let me tell you something.
If everybody knew, you would fall in love with that man if you knew him.
Crypto Domini, you have been splendid, my friend.
Thank you so much.
Evan Webb, thank you for your time, effort, and the like.
Karen Peterson, ladies and gentlemen, who was on the Donna Reed show, went by the name Paul Peterson.
Thank you so much for that.
Linda Hazlitt, who played Larry Mondello's sister, who was Rusty Stevens, by the way.
Just kidding.
I knew that.
Larry Mondello was Rusty Stevens.
Stanley Fafaro was Whitey.
Frank Bank was Lumpy Rutherford.
Richard Deacon was Fred Rutherford.
CD, thank you so much.
Howie Brown.
I remember Stanley Fafara.
I don't know where my keys are, but I remember Stanley Fafara.
Brad Rung.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you.
Howie Brown again.
Spandex, who heard us tonight on the Sean Atwood show in the UK.
That was something.
Pilgrim Media.
Nelson A. And his brother, Farkin A. Bookmark.
Thank you, my friends.
Cut up chatter.
Thank you.
Love the new thumbnail.
Crypto, Brad, and by the way, Crypto, you were exceedingly nice tonight, and you will always have my love of this.
In any event, thank you.
I'm going to talk to my friend.
I'm going to reach out.
If you're listening, I'm going to reach out to you.
I can do a split.
We don't have to put you on.
You know, he was deformed in a fertilizer accident, which is a long story.
I don't want to get into that.
But he has that radio voice.
He has that radio voice.
By the way, my friend had, I will tell you this much, my friend had a radio, was a great production guy, had a voice that you can't believe.
He's still on, I'm not going to tell you what, I guess they still use them, but what he did one time was he was so demented, so demented.
We were driving one time and he's pumping gas and he takes, he says, can you hand me one, he had like a loose cassette, Tapes on the ground, on the floor of the car.
Is it here?
So he puts it on top of the gas tank, the gas pump.
He just leaves it there.
Here we go.
I said, what was that?
He said, oh, that.
He goes, this.
And he puts it into his cassette player, when we had them at the time.
And you heard this ominous music.
And in his voice, I can't do it, of course.
Somebody said, I sound like Curly Howard and Benzedrine.
Anyway, he's driving.
And he said something to the effect of, with the music, keep driving.
So, he didn't think I'd find you, would you?
Now, up to the right, take a right.
No, no, no, not this one, the next one.
And I'm listening to that.
And he's doing this.
And he's going through this thing about, you thought that you get away.
You know who I am.
Don't tell me I was sent.
And he goes through this whole thing.
And I said, why?
And each of them, he would leave them places, leave these cassettes, because people wouldn't be able to play them.
I said, why do you do that?
He says, to imagine what people think when they find them.
That is demented.
But that's the kind of people that are my friends.
All right, dear friends, have a great day.
Thank you so much for following Mrs. L. I appreciate that.
We'll be back tomorrow, 8 a.m., of course.
God bless America.
And remember, let President Trump be President Trump.
I don't care if he picks Ed Gein or the Green River Killer.
It doesn't matter.
If it drives those rat bastards crazy, it's good with me.
All right, friends.
Have a great and glorious night.
See you tomorrow at 8 a.m.
And don't forget, as we always, end with this valedictory, this edios, this sayonara.
The monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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