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Nov. 8, 2024 - Lionel Nation

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Why The Radical Left Can’t Get It Through Their Head That Donald Trump Is President

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	Good day, dear friends.
	Welcome.
	How's everybody feeling today?
	Are you feeling the love?
	Are you listening to these stupid comments all day long from these sore losers?
	Who are these people?
	Who are they?
	Who are they?
	Trump won.
	He won.
	We liked him more than Gamala.
	Let me say this again.
	Let me see if I can say this again.
	We liked him.
	He's going to get 312 maybe.
	He blew.
	Did you see him flip counties in New Jersey?
	In California?
	Oh my God!
	It's the new realignment, ladies and gentlemen.
	They don't get it.
	They don't understand it.
	They don't get it.
	My job is not to convince people I don't care what they say.
	I've got a friend of mine, I haven't mentioned this yet.
	I send him stuff.
	I send him pictures of like, you know, duck playing the piano.
	I won't talk about it.
	I'm like, you see, because to me, it's a no-brainer.
	What am I, what am I, we picked him.
	It's like the American Film Award.
	Godfather's the best movie.
	Okay.
	What are we talking about?
	Howie Brown gifted five Lionel Nation memberships.
	Howie, God damn it.
	Thank you so much, my friend.
	You're a good man.
	So let's just sit back and relax.
	We got a lot to talk about, my friends.
	A lot of stuff.
	Let me get rid of these.
	Thank you, Howie.
	Appreciate that.
	Seriously, more than you can imagine.
	But you know what, my friends?
	Make sure you're subscribed to Landon Asia.
	But right now, I'm telling you right now, this is really important.
	Listen very, very carefully because, you know, we've got a lot to talk about and there's a lot of great stuff out there.
	A lot of really good stuff out there for you to pay attention to.
	Did you know this?
	Oh, yeah.
	Pay attention to what I'm saying.
	What are you talking about?
	What in particular?
	What do you mean?
	What kind of stuff are we talking about?
	Well, it goes to show you a lot of things.
	A lot of stuff.
	Like this.
	Don't eat breakfast until you learn about caloric bypass.
	Your breakfast is setting you up for the entire day to either gain weight or lose it.
	And the term breakfast literally means to break your fast that you started the night before.
	About four hours after you eat dinner, your body switches from the nutrients we get from food to the stored glycogen we have in our bodies.
	Once glycogen stores are depleted, typically after 8 to 12 hours of fasting, the body shifts to burning fat for energy.
	Fatty acids are released from fat stores.
	Where they are converted into ketone bodies through a process called ketogenesis.
	Then, when you eat breakfast in the morning, the body starts to cycle again.
	This is where the caloric bypass comes into play.
	Dr. Gundry, a heart surgeon in California, learned that if you break your nightly fast with something called MCTs, or medium-chain triglycerides, you can actually keep burning fat throughout the day and use it for energy.
	But there are specific types of foods that contain these MCTs.
	Using this breakfast breakthrough, he was able to lose 70 pounds just through diet, and he did this in his 60s.
	And you can find out all about it in his exact method by going to thehealthifat.com slash Lionel.
	That's thehealthifat.com slash Lionel, or click on the link in the description box below.
	It's important to remember that everyone's body processes fat differently, and it all depends on your unique metabolic type, which is why, in the video he released, from my special viewers, you, he talks all about it.
	It really is quite fascinating and might change the way you think about health.
	Go to thehealthyfat.com slash Lionel, or click on the link in the description box below.
	Now, a couple of things, my friend, I've got to tell you about this.
	I know you're still trying to talk to friends of yours.
	You're still trying to figure out how to deal with friends of yours with TDS.
	I don't know why.
	I really don't know why.
	I've told you about this before.
	I've said this repeatedly.
	Don't worry about this.
	But you feel like you have this need.
	You feel like you want to engage, don't you?
	And you don't know why, do you?
	You don't know why.
	And no matter how many times I'm telling you, why are you doing this?
	You're saying, yeah, I know, but I just...
	Well, why are you doing it?
	Well, I don't know.
	I just kind of...
	What?
	Why are you doing this?
	Well, because I've got this brother-in-law.
	Uh-huh.
	And what?
	Well, he just said that.
	He said what?
	Well, you know, he's got TDS.
	Uh-huh.
	And what's your job?
	Is your job to correct to what?
	What are you doing?
	Well...
	I don't know.
	I'm not sure.
	You see what's happening?
	You see what you're doing?
	You're driving yourself crazy.
	Why do you do this?
	Why do you do this?
	Why do you spend so much time doing this?
	Ramona Heath, ladies and gentlemen, says, yay!
	But through the battle is won, the East is still ongoing.
	But though the battle is won, the East is still going.
	Indeed.
	Freedom says, I don't give a fine clip how crazy they go off.
	I'm enjoying their insanity as much as the overwhelming victory.
	Donald J. Trump, indeed.
	I don't care.
	Crypto Domini says, I love this new commercial.
	That's all that matters.
	Thank you, CD.
	Thank you.
	Let me tell you something.
	We live in a world right now that is so bizarre, so bloody strange, so Odd.
	So weird.
	It makes you wonder, are we really from another planet?
	You know what I say?
	I don't care.
	Donald Trump won.
	If I go into a boxing match with Mike Tyson, bad move.
	You know who decides?
	Well, if it's a draw, which it won't be, but if he knocks me up, he does it.
	I lost.
	He was better.
	But in this, you see, we are the people that are determining this.
	There's Ramona.
	Now it makes sense.
	The war.
	That's right.
	Let's go back and read this again.
	Yay!
	But the battle is won.
	The war is still engaged.
	Anyway, thank you.
	We're doing great.
	You see, in this world that we live in, my friend, in this crazy world that we live in, we...
	And I just remind you of this.
	We, the voters, are the people who decide who wins, not these other people.
	See what I'm saying?
	Does this make any sense to you?
	Good.
	Good.
	That's all.
	As long as you understand this, as long as you understand this, as long as you grasp all of this fun stuff, remember, it doesn't matter.
	Now, let me show you a couple of things here.
	First, these are some people who need our help, and we're going to go out of our way to help them, okay?
	Okay, friends, can we do that?
	I know you want to do it.
	I know you believe in doing it.
	Let's start off with this man here, and let's take him as an example and go through some of the things he's going through to see if maybe we can clear things up, okay?
	Okay?
	Let's do this.
	Oh, look at this.
	Warren Okosuke says, the other night I enjoyed watching Jimmy Kimmel.
	The punk was about to cry.
	Say no more, Warren.
	It was a terrible night last night.
	It was a terrible night for women, for children.
	Now, why was this a terrible night for women?
	Now, remember, do what I do.
	You ask people, well, why was this a terrible night for women?
	And stop.
	And let Jimmy tell you.
	Did something bad happen to women that I don't know about?
	What happened to women?
	I don't know what to tell you.
	What happened to women, Jimmy?
	What happened?
	What happened to children?
	What?
	What?
	For the hundreds of thousands of hard-working immigrants who make this country go.
	What about the immigrants?
	What happened to the immigrants?
	Something happened, Jimmy?
	Did anybody kill them or something?
	Are they legal?
	Immigrants?
	My family were immigrants.
	Yours were immigrants.
	Is there something I should...
	They're legal.
	You mean illegals?
	Are you talking about illegals?
	For healthcare.
	For healthcare.
	What about healthcare?
	Excuse me, healthcare?
	You mean the ones who gave us Obamacare?
	For the woman who wanted to take away private healthcare?
	That one?
	For climate.
	For science.
	Science?
	Ask Elon Musk about science.
	And ask RFK about science.
	You mean the science that gave us the thing with the...
	You mean that one?
	For journalism?
	Journalism?
	Wait a minute.
	What?
	For journalism?
	You mean like who?
	MSDNC?
	What?
	Mother Jones?
	What are you talking about?
	For justice, for free speech.
	Justice, like lawfare.
	Free speech, like the Twitter files.
	Free speech, where our ability to speak was basically shut down by individuals acting as proxies for the shadow government.
	You mean that?
	It was a terrible night for poor people.
	Poor people?
	What happened to poor people?
	You mean the poor people who were being crushed by this terrible economy?
	You mean the poor people who are crushed by income, by credit card debt and the like?
	You mean those people?
	For the middle class, for seniors who rely on Social Security.
	What's wrong with Social Security?
	What?
	If anybody's taking about making it insolvent, it's you.
	Tell me.
	In fact, Trump wants to make Social Security tax-free.
	For our allies in Ukraine.
	Our allies in Ukraine?
	You mean that rat bastard?
	You mean the guy who plays the piano with his guguts?
	That one?
	Who's stealing our money?
	You mean that one?
	Who basically is a pawn of NATO?
	One of Newland's ghouls?
	You mean that?
	Who are basically going up to Putin and sticking their thumb in his eye by cordoning off or basically approaching his border?
	For NATO?
	NATO?
	You're bringing up NATO?
	Do you know what NATO is?
	No Russia, no NATO.
	This is a vestige of the Soviet Union.
	Everybody said, in fact, Ken and others said after the fall of the Soviet Union, they said it should have been just completely abolished.
	For the truth and democracy.
	Democracy?
	What about, but we're a republic.
	And decency.
	Decency?
	Decency's gone too?
	Oh, for Christ's sakes.
	Decency, kids?
	Are you keeping track of this?
	Snarf, are you keeping track of this?
	And it was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him, and guess what?
	It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too.
	You just don't realize it yet.
	No, not really.
	You see how beautiful this is?
	Doesn't it make you feel good?
	Kayleen Solange said, my favorite commercial was, Gamala is for they, them, and Trump is for you.
	Very good.
	Oh, I like that one.
	I like that one.
	Isn't this beautiful?
	Doesn't this make you just absolute, doesn't this just kill you?
	Crypto says, Trump did in one night what they couldn't in four.
	Pilgrimedia says, Dems boo-hoo, I can't live with a legal.
	Legally elected president, I know.
	What war front is Ukraine fighting for the U.S.?
	You know, our good friend Sparky said last night that Israel and Ukraine have taxpayer health care, American taxpayer.
	Don't you cry?
	Don't you cry no more?
	This is Kerry on my wayward son.
	My good friend Robbie Steinhardt used to be a close friend of mine in Tampa.
	Did you know that?
	You know what I ran into today?
	You know what I came into?
	Some remnants of my guitar case of questions you ask from the cutting room.
	We're coming back in February, by the way.
	You'll be checking that one out.
	Okay?
	Now, a couple of things, too.
	Today I was watching, I've got to say something.
	First, first and foremost, I was watching a show.
	I used to watch it.
	It's called Breaking Points.
	And I really liked it.
	It was Crystal Ball and...
	Sorry.
	It's been a while.
	I forget.
	You know Breaking Points.
	And Grimm and Emily.
	Anyway, I watched it today.
	It seemed like one of the stupidest shows.
	I don't know what happened to it.
	I'm saying, what is going on with this show?
	I loved this show.
	And it's turned into, sad to say, it's turned into the crystal ball show.
	You know what I mean?
	It turns into the crystal ball show.
	And I'm going to make sure I get to this.
	Anyway, so I'm watching this stuff and Interestingly enough, there is a...
	How do I say this?
	Trying to be nice.
	I'm not trying to be petty.
	Ah, who am I kidding?
	I want to be petty.
	Watch this show next time.
	It's on YouTube.
	It's very, very popular.
	Every time she says like, just...
	Don't take a drink because it might be early in the morning.
	Hit yourself in the face or do something.
	You will be knocked out.
	Today, I had to change a chance.
	I was like, so like, she's turning into a 13-year-old.
	I don't know what's happening.
	She's devolving.
	Please, if you were someone you know, has somebody in the family who says like every other word, stop them.
	Make them stop.
	I couldn't.
	Take this anymore.
	It was one of the most stupid things.
	She's okay when it comes to, you know, Palestinian issues.
	Very, very good.
	She's very good.
	Sargat or Sang, whatever his name is, he could learn a thing, but that's it.
	She is one of these Bernie lefty folks, and that's okay, but I mean, it was just insufferable.
	And number two, my friends, President Trump has picked For his chief of staff, Suzy Wiles, Suzy Summerall Wiles, who was, bless her heart, she was born a year before me, and her daddy was Pat Summerall.
	I remember the great kicker in CBS, he and John Madden used to do their things.
	Anyway.
	And they kept saying, the first woman, she's the first woman, and she's the first woman.
	How about, she's the most qualified?
	Stop doing what these people do.
	We don't care about her sex.
	The first woman, the first woman.
	How about the first woman, the first gray-haired woman, the first woman from the East Coast.
	Who cares?
	This identitarian stuff is nonsense.
	35 years married to a legal Hispanic.
	Jimmy, we lost nothing.
	Get our Social Security every month.
	We both vote Trump.
	You lie big time on show.
	Absolutely.
	They don't understand this.
	You are so correct.
	You are absolutely so, so correct.
	I don't know what to tell you.
	I don't know what to tell you.
	I'm not in that Social Security yet.
	I do get Medicare, though.
	That's pretty damn good.
	I like that Medicare.
	I also like going anywhere for free stuff or reduced stuff because I'm a senior citizen.
	I love that.
	I got this subway car that says senior citizen.
	I get a reduced fare.
	When we go to D 'Agostino's or whatever you go on Tuesday, I get a senior discount.
	If I go to the movie theater, I say, do you have a senior discount?
	Yeah.
	I always tell them, I say, listen, if you don't mind, do me a favor.
	I said, I'm a senior.
	I said, hang on now.
	Now, you're going to give me a discount.
	Now, listen, I'm not very bright.
	I don't catch a lot of this.
	Can you knock another 10% off?
	I don't get it.
	I mean, if you have somebody here who's blind, you wouldn't charge them a full price, would you?
	Because they couldn't see it.
	Well, I don't understand it.
	I'm slow.
	I'm slow on uptake.
	Can you knock another 10% off?
	I love it.
	I love it.
	So anyway, so today, the first woman, the first woman.
	Stop with the first woman.
	And I couldn't believe, I don't know if you heard today, but this morning, but you should have heard what people were saying.
	About, well, people don't want a woman to be pregnant.
	Well, because, because of what?
	Because of women in the periods in the menopause.
	Wait a minute.
	I don't want to ask which of you ladies has been on menopause, but I got to be honest with you, my entire life, between mothers and sisters and aunts and uncles, maybe not uncles, but I've never ever said, did you know what happened here?
	Your aunt Fufurina, what happened?
	We had to commit her.
	Why?
	What do you mean why?
	Menopause.
	What happened?
	She went crazy.
	She went crazy.
	Yeah, she went crazy.
	She shot up a store and now she's on death row.
	We love our Florida Cubans and others.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, Cubans are the greatest.
	And they did it the right way.
	Ramona, by the way, says, it was like a weight was lifted off when I woke up on the 6th.
	Despite the fact that I put in a 23-hour day working as an election judge and then waiting for Trump to speak, it was glorious.
	I got more calls from people saying, did it happen?
	Did it happen?
	But Ramona, I want you to understand.
	It's not because, put it this way, I voted for him, Jimmy.
	I didn't vote against immigrants.
	I voted against illegals.
	And I vote for science.
	And the first thing about science, Jimmy, is to allow us to question science.
	You see how that works?
	Do you understand this?
	This is the thing which is the most, which is so important.
	This is the thing which is so important.
	I can't say it enough to you.
	I can't.
	And by the way, I'm not going to, how do I say this, suggest that these things are not important.
	But I don't see any reason why Maybe there is a degree of sexism, but the reason why Gamala wasn't elected wasn't because she was a woman.
	She was horrible.
	She was an idiot.
	Is there anybody here who voted for her?
	Anybody here who voted for her?
	Anybody?
	Anybody?
	Now, by the way, just like El Sorder is saying, I'm not suggesting that there's no such thing as menopause.
	Please.
	What I'm saying is women should not be eliminated from being president because of menopause.
	Let me try this again, okay?
	Let me make sure we understand each other here.
	I am not saying menopause is not real.
	Menopause is not terrible.
	I'm not saying anything about menopause or menarche or menses or menstruation or anything or postpartum depression or whatever.
	I'm saying that that shouldn't be a basis for eliminating a woman from being president.
	We all okay with that one?
	You okay?
	Because somebody somewhere will take it the wrong way or misunderstand it completely.
	Mark Colicia says, for those to know, men go through andropause, loss of testosterone.
	No.
	And no.
	I've got news for you, and I don't want to break it to you, and I mean this.
	But I want you to understand something.
	Number one, you are not going to be going through...
	I mean, some people do.
	Some people have.
	But you're not going to be going through anything near what menopause is, number one.
	Number two, do you shave?
	Do you shave?
	Are you shaving?
	Do you have whiskers?
	Yes.
	You're fine.
	You're fine.
	It may be a little bit...
	Lower.
	But this idea that somehow, I don't know what's going on.
	You know, when I was, you're not 15 years old anymore.
	And for good reason.
	I am telling you, they have talked you men into this stuff that you are this worthless piece.
	That you are just withered and you've got to go out there too.
	Now I know sometimes people say, hey, I feel great.
	You know what makes me feel good sometimes, too, if I want to do it?
	Cocaine.
	Did you know that?
	Cocaine.
	I feel great.
	I don't want to do it.
	Heroin, too, is great.
	It's, I mean, let me tell you something.
	The reason why people are addicted to it is because it's great.
	Cigarettes are good, too.
	Oh, with a scotch.
	Oh!
	So just do me a favor.
	Stop this.
	Just remember, work on things, feel better, be strong, but don't think that you're some, you know, that you're just, you know, well, that's it.
	No, there are things you can do, obviously, to feel better.
	All I'm telling you is that don't become depressed.
	That's all.
	Supplement it.
	Fix it.
	Do whatever you want.
	Have a T-test done.
	Check it out.
	Can I say something to you, my friends?
	Make sure you have your D levels checked.
	That's really critical.
	Ramona says, I believe Lionel is stating that menopause is not disqualifying.
	And as men age, they produce a different type of testosterone.
	That's fine.
	Nelson says, please let's pray for Joy Behar, lost soul.
	Oh, absolutely.
	Oh, did you see this fella?
	Did you see this guy?
	Economy in the world.
	I know people are still hurting.
	Listen to this.
	...behind the strongest economy in the world.
	He's leaving behind the strongest economy...
	Do you understand this?
	I know people are still hurting, but things are changing rapidly.
	Together, we've changed America for the better.
	Now we have 74 days to finish the term.
	Our term.
	Listen to this bird in the background.
	Let's make every day count.
	That's the responsibility we have to the American people.
	Sounds good.
	Look, folks, you all know your lives.
	Setbacks are unavoidable.
	Didn't you look good?
	Giving up is unforgivable.
	Didn't you look good?
	Setbacks are unavoidable, but giving up is unforgivable.
	He's so happy to be done, he wants to get the hell out of there.
	But the measure of our character, as my dad would say, is how quickly we get back up.
	His dad said that?
	I don't think his dad said that.
	Remember, a defeat does not mean we are defeated.
	You didn't defeat.
	We lost this battle.
	He won.
	The America of your dreams.
	He was better than you.
	He's calling for you to get back up.
	Well, why don't you do this?
	Why don't you put up a good candidate?
	Why don't you have some programs?
	So what he's saying is that the rest of the country are absolutely...
	That we're stupid.
	He thinks we're stupid.
	He thinks we're stupid.
	No, we voted for Trump.
	I wish I could call in on the record about a positive TDS and a negative TS and the outcome.
	Unbelievable.
	Now, look at this one.
	Here's a great.
	This is...
	Oh, I've got to tell you this story.
	I'm going to share this with you right now.
	I'm going to share this with you because my friend, he sent me this thing and I'm just not going to talk to him.
	He wrote me this letter.
	It says, Question.
	If Trump has a stroke or dies before inauguration, does Vance become president?
	Because if Trump isn't sworn in, then what would happen?
	Hmm.
	Interesting.
	Well...
	Remember, I believe it would be, I would check, I would imagine that the succession would be Mr. Vance.
	Now let me also tell you something.
	Does everybody here, yes or no, feel 100% that you can trust J.D. Vance and that he won't try anything?
	Do you understand this?
	10 million more votes were cast in 2020 than this week.
	What is your analysis?
	I think it is proof of computer mouth manipulation of 2020.
	No one cares.
	Well, I believe that that needs to be looked at.
	And I believe that there was this one piece yesterday, there was this one little, there was this one graph that everybody was talking about.
	It goes, well, that's it!
	And it was a graph that showed this and this and this.
	Well, that's it.
	That's it.
	I'm thinking, that's what?
	Well, that's it.
	What is this?
	Well, it's a graph.
	Where's the graph from?
	Well, I don't know where the graph's from, but the point is that's it.
	So, why don't we do this?
	Let's go back and let's look at this.
	There's a new one, too.
	They say that there's a new, believe it or not, there's a new O.J. Simpson suspect, too, that came out today.
	Did you hear about this one?
	Yeah, I'm going to kind of look at this one and say, okay, it kind of sounds interesting, sort of.
	I don't know.
	Let me look into it.
	Now, another great, great, great, great event happened with Mr. Putin, who spoke today.
	And he said something in reference to the New World Order, which may have been...
	In contravention, nonetheless, to that of Mr. Musk, who talked about Novo Ordo Seclorum, a new world order of sorts.
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	Use the link I've provided under the title.
	Listen to me.
	You can take control and learn how to get out of debt now.
	There's a reference to Mr. Putin, who was speaking today, regarding the end, calling an end to the new World order.
	You understand?
	Now listen to this.
	Imagine a president of the United States speaking like this.
	Taking the time.
	Speaking with his clarity.
	Just imagine.
	The moment of truth is coming.
	The previous world order is irreversibly becoming a thing of the past.
	One can say, has become a thing of the past.
	And the shaping of the new world order has become the scene of uncompromising fight.
	Uncompromising, first and foremost, for the reason that it's not even the battle for power or geopolitical influence.
	It's a clash of the very principles that would be the foundation for the relation of the countries at the next historical stage.
	And its outcome will define whether all of us jointly can build a world that would allow everyone to develop and to solve the outstanding contradictions based on mutual respect of cultures and civilization without coercion and use of force.
	Can you imagine that?
	Can you imagine hearing that?
	Can you imagine a president hearing?
	Can you imagine hearing anything like this from any president at any time?
	Using phrases like this.
	Using a language, ladies and gentlemen, that we use.
	You know we think differently, don't you?
	You know if you're here.
	You understand?
	You know if you're here, you think differently.
	When I say New World Order to you, that means different.
	Something different.
	Did you hear when they're talking about Mike Pompeo?
	Get rid of this guy.
	I heard one of the most fascinating subjects from people and they were saying, oh, oh, who was it?
	Somebody was suggesting, and our friend Sparky would know this.
	They said, Hamas wants to end the war.
	They don't really, I'm thinking, who did this?
	This headline?
	They think Hamas is, put it this way, the bad guys?
	Now remember, vis-a-vis Israel, of course, yes, of course, it's the bad guys, to be sure.
	But what's interesting about this is that two people in Palestine and Gaza, they are...
	They're connectors, they're representatives.
	It would be like the way IRA was to Northern Ireland.
	I mean, it is fascinating.
	Still, they don't seem to understand how this thing works.
	And I'm doing a thing right now.
	Now here's a question.
	Ready for this?
	Here we go.
	Who can fire the chairman of the Fed?
	And what is What is the Federal Reserve?
	In a couple of words, ladies and gentlemen, what is the purpose?
	What is the Federal Reserve?
	What is the Federal Reserve?
	Anybody?
	You hear it all the time.
	What is it?
	What's the purpose?
	What does it do?
	What does it do?
	Anybody?
	Any folks in the...
	Anybody?
	Any clue?
	Anybody?
	Any hint?
	What does the Federal Reserve do?
	What does it do?
	Private bank?
	A private bank?
	What kind of a private bank?
	What kind of a private bank?
	It's a central bank.
	It's a private central bank.
	It's a private central bank.
	By the way, where is it provided for in the Constitution?
	Nowhere.
	Nowhere.
	Leslie Watson says, I'm getting strong from listening to you, thank you.
	Fed Reserve can't be fired.
	That is correct.
	But with this one, the Federal Reserve is as federal as Federal Express.
	It is a private central bank.
	And I want you to tell your friends, especially those individuals who talk to you all the time about the Constitution, or who talk to you about abortion, they say, this is the end of abortion.
	There's nothing in the Federal Reserve.
	In fact, the Federal Reserve may in fact be unconstitutional.
	Nobody's really challenged it.
	But it's not provided for the Constitution, but it's stronger than ever.
	It doesn't have to be in the Constitution to be there.
	JT says the answer is no.
	Well, watch Mr. Powell answer this question.
	Hi, Victoria Guido with Politico.
	Some of the president-elect's advisors have suggested that you should resign.
	If he asked you to leave, would you go?
	No.
	Can you follow up on, do you think that legally you're not required to leave?
	No.
	Absolutely 100% correct.
	100% correct.
	So I want you to do this.
	I want you to sit there when you're out with a dinner or whatever with your friends.
	And I want you to sit back with your friends.
	Like Crypto said, the Fed is the IRS to the federal government.
	Sort of.
	It's a very interesting take.
	I like that.
	And by the way, where is...
	Where does the central bank go?
	Who is the central bank of the central bank?
	That would be the Bank of International Settlements in Basel, Switzerland.
	That's the central bank of central banks.
	And if there is one thing that Mr. Alexander Hamilton and others would absolutely go crazy about, if you told them there was a Federal Reserve, they wouldn't believe it.
	Now, let me ask you, my friends, is there a Project 2025?
	Yes or no?
	Now somebody says, are you ready for this?
	Snarf says, hate banks.
	Are you saying you hate banks?
	Or are you saying we should hate banks?
	Is that an imperative?
	You hate banks?
	Or do you hate banks?
	Do you hate banks?
	Anybody?
	Snarf hates banks.
	Is that right, Snarf?
	You hate banks.
	Is that right?
	And what would you do in lieu of banks?
	What would you do?
	Gold?
	You want to have gold?
	You want to have tariffs and rebates?
	How are you going to go to Trader Joe's and pay with that?
	Banks are your enemy.
	Why are banks our enemy?
	Explain to me why.
	Why are banks our enemy?
	Anybody?
	This says, Heritage Foundation think tank, not part of Trump's platform.
	What is Project 2025 and why do you hate banks?
	Johnny Mazza says, the U.S. has contributed to the downfall of Europe's economy.
	From the UN-investigated destruction of Nord Stream 2 to the downfall of Germany's economy.
	Excellent.
	What would you do in lieu of banks?
	What?
	Tell me, what?
	Fractional reserve banking.
	Fractional reserve banking.
	How would you exist without fractional reserve banking?
	How could the bank only loan that which it had on hand?
	And what's wrong with fiat currency?
	Are you suggesting it should be in the gold standard?
	You can become a bank.
	Good luck with that one.
	Good luck with that one.
	Can I have your routing number?
	I'm the routing number.
	What would you like to do in lieu of banks?
	How would you fix this?
	The United States, a national bank, the Bank of the United States.
	Alexander, I mean, Hamilton wanted to do this.
	What is wrong?
	You see what happens is we say, you see what we're doing right now?
	And I love you.
	But we say these things.
	I hate banks.
	What do you want to do a little bit?
	I don't know.
	I just, I hate them.
	Evan says, Andrew Jackson took on the fat of his day to remove the USA's money from it.
	What could be done now?
	Nothing.
	Own nothing and control everything.
	Okay.
	You see, we say these things, but I'm thinking, we're very good at yelling things out.
	Fiat currency.
	Fiat currency.
	Jackal Island.
	Fiat currency.
	You want to go on the tulip thing?
	What about Bitcoin?
	It's all, it's all, everything about it.
	What is so special about gold?
	Gold is something that we have, for whatever reason, we have decided that we love it.
	And we have given it this name.
	Gold.
	A-U-R-U-M.
	Gold.
	A-U.
	And we love it.
	But that's like fiat currency.
	Well, it doesn't really matter.
	Frank says...
	Due to the Dodd-Frank FDIC, only has to have 1.5% cash needed to insure deposits.
	Okay.
	That's true.
	And if there was a bank run of some sort, and you know what would probably happen in that respect?
	Very, very bad.
	My question is, what do we do with them?
	What would you like to do?
	I think professional sports are stupid.
	I think that people shouldn't be playing football because of brain trauma and chronic traumatic encephalopathy.
	What am I going to do about it?
	Nothing.
	Crypto says, check out the movie The Money Changers.
	Good.
	Okay, once I've seen it, what do I do?
	I don't want to understand it.
	I want to do something about it.
	What do we do?
	What do we do?
	Has anybody here read Project 2025?
	Do you know what it's about?
	Is it good or bad?
	Anybody read it?
	No.
	No.
	Now, one time did Trump say, tell me what in particular about it did you not like with Project 20?
	Nobody can answer the question.
	We say things.
	We say, for example, HAARP.
	We say weather modification.
	HAARP!
	High auroral atmosphere.
	HAARP!
	DARPA!
	We just say these things.
	We're like bumper stickers.
	Well, what about it?
	I don't know.
	I just, you know, I just do.
	Well, what about it?
	I don't know.
	It's like we know a little bit, and we know the name.
	Like one time I was saying, I heard somebody say, we were at a, you know, somebody said, derivatives, derivatives, derivatives are made of nothing.
	Once, when, when the, when the, What was it?
	The law that prohibited banks.
	Banks used to be separated from investment and then from savings and deposit.
	And there was a separation.
	That firewall was destroyed.
	Okay, now that we know this stuff, what about it?
	I know derivatives traders.
	I did one time.
	He said, what am I supposed to do?
	I'm trading this left and right.
	What about it?
	Well, there's no money in it.
	Okay, fair enough.
	What?
	What would you like me to do?
	It's like having knowledge about something, and it means nothing.
	It means nothing.
	Jake Peters says, we better figure it out before Agenda 2025 and the Universal Basic Income.
	I was listening today, early, early, early, to a wonderful conversation between Oh, God, it's not Neil Rogers, Neil whatever it was, Edwin Roberts, and a good friend, Victor Davis Hanson, who mispronounced his words, but he's brilliant, but mispronounces.
	Was it Ferguson?
	It was on Uncommon Knowledge, and it was about slavery.
	And that 1619 project or whatever it was, which is absolutely a complete and total fabrication.
	Ramona Heath says they exist because we create debt.
	We had banking prior to the Fed.
	Yes.
	Somebody somewhere along the line.
	Look at this.
	The Federal Reserve, Ramona says, would dissolve and we would have a legitimate system if we didn't let them create one more dollar of Debt.
	And we better, okay, we're at that one.
	Now, we can argue about this, and it's very interesting.
	It's fascinating that we know these things, and one of the reasons, one of the things that we should be thinking about, I like when people say, the United States is a corporation, and all of us have a number, and it's wonderful.
	What are you going to do with it?
	I don't know.
	I just want you to know that.
	Okay, thank you very much.
	And in the old days when a man testified, he would place his hand in his testicles, testes, hence the word testify.
	Is that true?
	I don't know.
	I just say it.
	I just heard it.
	I guess it's true.
	I just want you to know that I know that.
	Okay.
	Very good.
	In the old days, burglary of common law can only be committed at night.
	Thank you very much.
	I knew that.
	I'm a common law lawyer.
	What good does it do now?
	No, nothing.
	It's kind of an interesting perspective, though.
	Ignat Semmelweis was the first person who suggested washing your hands during surgery for women.
	There was a particular situation that happened during pregnancies, and he said, might be a good idea to wash hands.
	Okay.
	What good does that do?
	I don't know.
	But it's good.
	Well, my friends, I'm sorry to tell you something, but it's very, very true.
	The president admitted today that he has been lying.
	That, in fact, he knows exactly what Project 2025 is about, and he is ready to act upon it.
	And people are furious that he kept this from him, Duff, for so long.
	Patriots, I want to take a moment to address the presidential transition plan.
	That's right.
	Project 2025 is very real, and it's, as many people are saying, it's spectacular.
	Your favorite president will be executing this plan immediately, which includes the following actions.
	Book-long sandwiches at Subway.
	We'll now be five dollars.
	Pizza Hut will now reopen all dining room areas complete with buffet service.
	The McRib will now be served year round at McDonald's and the five for five will return to Arby's.
	Restaurants will now only serve drinks in those cool red plastic cups.
	The auto industry will be mandated to put CD players back in cars.
	Blockbuster Video will reopen nationwide.
	A minimum of five buckies gas stations per state will be open at all major thoroughfares.
	And that is just a teeny tiny sample of the great things it does.
	I honestly wish I would have heard about this plan sooner.
	Thank you very much.
	Now it's time to start the work of making America great again.
	Stars, by the way, just so that you know this.
	Stars and night vision said.
	That's AI video.
	Thank you, stars.
	Thank you very much for that.
	Appreciate that.
	Kelly got it.
	Kelly laughed.
	Fix the ice cream machines.
	Thank you so much for that.
	AI and fake, but funny.
	No, it's not fake.
	A cartoon is not fake.
	It's not fake.
	Rich Little is not fake.
	You're using words like fake news.
	Crypto says, ha ha ha, I knew it.
	Thank you so much.
	Now, this is important.
	It is not fake.
	It is a parody.
	When somebody comes up, remember the fellow who imitated George Bush years ago?
	He looked like him.
	By the way, Ignat Semmelweis.
	You probably did not know this, but let me just give you a little bit of a history.
	This is a story about a man whose ideas could have saved a lot of lives and spared countless numbers of women and newborns' feverish and agonizing deaths.
	You'll notice that we said he could have.
	The year was 1846.
	And there was a Hungarian doctor by the name of Ignaz Semmelweis.
	Semmelweis was a man of the time, according to Justin Lessler, who was an assistant professor at Johns Hopkins School of Public Health.
	What happened was, very interesting, it was a time that Lesier described as they started the golden age of the physician assistant, when physicians were expected to have scientific training.
	So doctors, like some of us, were no longer thinking of illness as an imbalance caused by...
	Bad air, you know, malaria, or humors, or evil spirits.
	They looked instead to the anatomy, and autopsies became more common, and doctors got interested in numbers and collecting data.
	So the young doctor, Samuel Weiss, was obviously no exception.
	So when he started up for his new job at the maternity clinic at the General Hospital in Vienna, he started collecting some data of his own.
	He wanted to figure out why so many women in maternity wards were dying from pure peril, Pure peril fever, commonly known as child bed fever.
	Puerh, in the Latin, boy.
	Peril, I guess, bed.
	He studied two maternity wards in the hospital.
	One was staffed by all male doctors and medical students, and the other was staffed by female midwives.
	And he counted the number of deaths on each ward.
	When he crunched the numbers, he discovered that the women in the clinic staffed by doctors and medical students died at a rate nearly five times higher than women in the midwives clinic.
	Why?
	Why, he wondered.
	Why?
	Well, he went through the differences between the two wars and started ruling on ideas.
	Right away, he discovered the big difference.
	In the midwives' clinic, women gave birth on their sides.
	In the doctor's clinic, women gave birth on their backs.
	So he had women in the doctor's clinic give birth on their sides.
	The result was no effect.
	Then he noticed that whenever someone in the ward died of child-to-bed fever, a priest would walk slowly through the doctor's clinic, past the women's beds, with an attendant ringing a bell.
	This time, some of us theorize that the priest and the bell so terrified the women after the birth that they developed a fever, got sick, and died.
	Well, you can imagine, that had no effect.
	By now, he was frustrated.
	So he took a leave from the hospital duties and traveled to Venice.
	And he hoped to...
	Take a break and get back to it.
	When he got back to the hospital, some sad and important news was waiting for him.
	One of his colleagues, a pathologist, had fallen ill and died.
	And it was a common occurrence.
	And what happened was, this was a revelation.
	A childbed fever wasn't something only women in childbirth got sick from.
	It was something other people in the hospital got sick from as well.
	So what happened was he realized, why were more women dying from childbed fever in the doctor's clinic than the midwives?
	The big difference between the doctor's ward and the midwives' ward is that the doctors were doing autopsies and the midwives weren't.
	So he hypothesized that there were cadaverous particles, like little pieces of corpse, that the students were getting on their hands from the cadavers they dissected.
	And when they delivered the babies, these particles, and then I make a long story short.
	Ta-da!
	He washed his hands.
	Isn't that interesting?
	Isn't that interesting?
	How it's fascinating.
	Fascinating.
	Now, isn't it something, by the way, something that is so obvious, so obvious, would have been missed.
	Now, first of all, I want to do me a favor.
	If anybody is eating, I want you to stop eating.
	If anybody is driving, and I hope you're not seeing this on any kind of a monitor or something.
	I hope if you're on some huge, big screen TV, you're not watching this.
	Because what I'm about to show you is going to be shocking.
	I can't take responsibility for this.
	If you are lacking mother, if you have any kind of defibrillator or any kind of pacemaker, please consult the services of your doctor and your father, by the way, before you watch this.
	Do you understand what I'm saying?
	Crypto Domini says, are you suggesting me wash your hands of Project 2025?
	Ha ha ha!
	Yes, I am, sir.
	But I want you to listen very, very carefully.
	Gina, I'm worried about you.
	Gina, take it easy.
	Take it easy.
	I'm going to show you something.
	You ready?
	Anna Tonino says, I'm eating an orange.
	I think what that is.
	I think it's an orange apple.
	I'm not sure what that is.
	Okay, watch this.
	You ready for this?
	You ready?
	Everybody spit it out.
	Don't, don't, don't be in the middle.
	Okay?
	I warned you.
	Here we go.
	I don't think that Our beloved country, America, knows what it's in for with a fascistic society and dictator.
	I'm not being hyperbolic.
	I'm not being dramatic.
	I have said this on tapes before, but I am shocked and crushed at how many people I personally know did not vote or felt like there was no difference between the candidates.
	We're just too self-involved to learn anything about it.
	And that makes me sad.
	She's sad.
	Just because I live in California and have a lot of protections other states don't doesn't mean there won't be a federal ban on abortion.
	Although I know that's sort of funny, me worrying about abortion.
	But just being a lifelong feminist, I worry about all of it.
	And the fact that the boys should be just as worried, because if you're really living in sort of the Trumpian, Christo-fascist, megachurch, I think Trump is stopping child trafficking, QAnon world, then if your son gets a girl pregnant and they're both 15, then you, of course, will force that they marry and keep having as many Duggars as possible.
	So it's going to be a Duggar America, everybody.
	Remember how that one ended?
	Okay, you know what?
	We're going to keep fighting.
	Fight what?
	And, you know, Trump will crumble.
	I mean, he's not looking too healthy these days.
	Should I go on?
	Oh, yeah.
	And then President Vance will be terrified and horrible.
	Because he's as crazy as Trump, but he's smart.
	Well, if anybody knows terrifying and horrible, it's you, honey.
	Just saying.
	So, um...
	And the way things are going in this country could then get re-elected.
	We could have President Vance for eight years.
	Which I kind of wish some of my friends had thought about yesterday that weren't voting.
	Keep watching this.
	This is the enemy, remember.
	She is being told to say this.
	She didn't come up with this on her own.
	Just like she didn't come up with that makeup on her own.
	By the way, Halloween's over.
	One more thing.
	If you could, could you put your phone down and back?
	It's that up close.
	If you're sitting on your phone, it's really up close.
	Could you back up all the way to Cleveland?
	So now we're paying the price.
	She's still talking.
	And freedom isn't free.
	What are you talking about?
	And technically, we're still a democracy.
	No, we're not.
	The inauguration is going to be a shit show.
	No, it's not.
	The real crazy speech was last time.
	American carnage and all that stuff.
	You just had a woman who came out and said nothing.
	Who went through voices, accents, said nothing.
	Unburdened by what has been.
	I'm from the middle class.
	And you, this is the level of disconnect.
	She has no idea, doesn't care at all about what happened before.
	She apparently is unburdened by the past of this crazy woman.
	This is the lunacy of this.
	This is the lunacy of this.
	This is the loony of this.
	Brian Pierce, by the way.
	Thank you, Brian.
	Well, there's more.
	George W. Bush famously said that was some weird shit.
	It's going to be weirder and scarier.
	But I just want to put this out there again.
	What do you want us to do?
	You may not be safe.
	Gays?
	So to be gay in America, much less trans, because they're obsessed with trans people, to be LGBT in America is not going to be a safe thing anymore.
	Why not?
	What's going to happen?
	To be a woman in America will be even less safe than it already is.
	Jimmy Kimmel's got old people, young people, immigrants, migrants, gay people, trans, women, who else?
	So, take care of each other.
	Have plans.
	Make sure you know that...
	Gather support if you're afraid to walk down the street.
	What?
	That's Antifa.
	The only thing we're worried about walking down the street are the criminals, which your people want to let go with no cash bail.
	You're the ones who want to defund the police.
	That's what I'm worried about.
	What are you talking about?
	You know, get more politically active.
	I did.
	We vote.
	Not sure what's going to happen.
	The country did and set records for overwhelming...
	She acts like there was a machine breakdown, like there was a mistake.
	No.
	This was through the...
	You see how they don't understand it?
	Don't tell me this.
	Say, well, there you go.
	There you go.
	But in my lifetime...
	Oh, for Christ's sake.
	The kids will figure it out.
	Are you just rambling?
	Okay.
	Gotcha!
	I know this will get me in trouble, but I really, really wish Taylor Swift had done an event with Vice President Harris.
	Oh, that would have done something.
	This is, by the way, the woman who picks up the head or the facsimile of the head or whatever it is.
	And this is the reason why Taylor Swift, she's just around.
	This is called Logolalia.
	This is fantastic.
	Go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	Bring up now maybe Mercury's in retrograde.
	In Pennsylvania.
	Two months ago.
	I just have to say that because she's so powerful and it's not fair that the weight of the world should be on a pop star shoulders.
	I just did not realize how racist and misogynistic America still is.
	And homophobic.
	So we're in this together.
	Open-minded people that are loving.
	We're not in it together with the other team that wants to kill fans, people, and have more guns in grade schools.
	Thank you.
	But we like-minded folks just want a peaceful, healthy, progressive country.
	And we will keep doing what we have to do to keep it alive, even though it looks a little dark today.
	Love you guys.
	Love you too.
	Ladies and gentlemen, Nathan Scheel.
	Nathan says, what is wrong with having kids?
	Nothing, my friends.
	As long as you wash after touching the cadavers.
	That's all I'm saying.
	Can you believe this?
	Can you imagine somebody, all of a sudden, you didn't see like the banging in the door, and some guy with a white coat and a butterfly net says, all right, up against the wall, where she's automatically sedated?
	Unbelievable.
	This is the victim card, crypto says.
	Nathan Shields says, thank you, Nathan.
	What's wrong with having kids?
	Nothing.
	All under this categorization, pick up and move on.
	Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Lawrence says, I own a pug and Tonella Rose.
	I think how scared Peanut was when they ripped him out of his little bed and killed him with a needle.
	I hope it was a needle.
	That poor little guy.
	I'm a million percent behind Trump.
	Trump for our pets.
	Absolutely.
	Don't forget Fred.
	Fred the raccoon.
	Don't you love this?
	I'm thinking about doing, I swear to God, but I think people might think I'm serious, but I would love to sit there and say, One of these ones where they get the camera, of course, have you seen this?
	We've seen so many of these.
	I'm so upset.
	I feel sorry for the little dogs.
	The gay people and the gay dogs.
	Not going to be able to go to the store.
	You're going to be on Isles Evans and wearing paper goods and some guys will come out, some fascists with the helmets.
	Those are all good heroes.
	The thing with the Prussian with the point.
	I don't hear nothing.
	Couldn't pull the sergeant shields.
	Next thing you know, you're back on a freight train of nowhere.
	And the little people and the midgets?
	Gone.
	Gone.
	Side puppet theater?
	Punch and Judy?
	No more Punch and Judy.
	No more.
	Little pimento loaf?
	Gone.
	Head cheese?
	Forget it.
	Little petting zoos?
	Nothing.
	Remember a little ice cream with a wooden spoon?
	Gone.
	A little wooden spoon.
	It was weird because you taste the spoon.
	It's like, can you get plastic?
	It was before.
	And it was splintering in your mouth.
	Anyway, gone.
	If you're walking down straight and you're nearsighted, they're going to corral you, put you in a hospital, use you for genetic testing.
	It's true.
	You're going to be picking tomatoes out there in Ruskin.
	I know it's true.
	Because they're fascists.
	They're fascists.
	They're anarchists.
	They're genteely fascists.
	They're proto-fascists.
	Proto-fascists.
	Totalitarians.
	Right-wingers.
	Right-wingers fascists.
	Right-wing fascists.
	Totalitarians.
	Proletariat.
	Bolsheviks.
	Maoists.
	Maoists.
	Isn't that good?
	It's bad.
	Little kids.
	Little kids.
	Gone.
	Little fawns.
	Little deer.
	Gone.
	Old people.
	Old people.
	Gay people.
	Old gay people.
	Old trans gay people.
	Old trans gay people.
	Little people.
	Little old.
	Old little people.
	Trans gay people in petting zoos.
	It's true.
	Teabagging.
	Remember when teabagging had that different connotation?
	Different story altogether.
	It's going to be gone.
	Drive-ins.
	Forget it.
	Drive-ins.
	I don't know if anybody wants to go to drive, but I kind of like them.
	And if you think you're going to get in free by hiding in the trunk, forget it.
	Have you seen these trunks today?
	No problem.
	Next thing you know, they're going to ban EVs.
	EVs.
	No more EVs.
	We're having EVs right now.
	I swear to God.
	I swear to God.
	So a gay man...
	Help flip Pennsylvania for Trump people, please.
	I did not know that.
	I did not know that.
	Isn't that something?
	I will check.
	Does it matter?
	Dr. Ignat Samovite was committed to an asylum in 1865.
	See?
	There you go.
	Just like Tesla.
	No more Tesla.
	See, Edie?
	I'm going to throw that in my rent.
	Ignat Samovite?
	Yeah.
	And when a baby on the side?
	When a baby on the side?
	Can't do it.
	Why?
	Throw him with me.
	Edie Crowley.
	She did it.
	She did it.
	Trump, fascist.
	Bad man, bad man.
	Orange man, bad.
	Horrid.
	Absolutely horrid.
	I love this.
	I love this.
	I love everything about this.
	I love the fact that these people are so miserable.
	I love the fact that they're so upset.
	I love the fact that they are, without a doubt, absolutely beyond demented.
	It makes me happy.
	It makes me happy, and I'm not going to tell you otherwise.
	I think it's wonderful.
	I love the fact that these people are going crazy.
	And I love the fact that they think, under some delusion, that the world wants to hear what they have to say.
	That they feel like, I'm going to do this.
	And that nobody is saying, this is the most stupid thing in the world.
	This is the most stupid thing in the world.
	It's the most crazy.
	Years ago, there was a...
	I saw this on early YouTube.
	Somebody was on a...
	I think it was like a cruise ship.
	And this family brought this, I guess this old woman.
	She might have been a little daft.
	Anyway, it was a family.
	And she wanted very much to be a part of the talent show.
	And they had this.
	It was kind of grainy.
	So they're doing this talent show and people are coming on.
	Can you imagine trying to win a talent show contest on a cruise ship?
	This is horrible.
	Anyway, she came on and she dressed like a ballerina.
	But she was in a full, obviously not a nice leotard, but she would bend over and she would do all this stuff.
	She would kind of like lift her tutu up and bend over.
	She was clothed, but she was obviously daft.
	And what was funny was, as she was doing this, The emcee who is carving the London broil during the day and the night is the emcee.
	He's on the microphone and you heard this.
	Does anybody know who this woman is?
	Would the family of this woman...
	And she's running back and forth on the stage, bending over like...
	Like a can-can.
	She's lifting up her tassels, exposing her...
	She had clothes on.
	Out of her mind.
	But what was the funniest was to hear the voice say, if anybody knows who this woman is, please, would report to, would you call, dial to, go to any phone here and dial 223, please.
	Does anybody, and she's running back and forth.
	That's Kathy Griffin.
	That's all these people.
	Whoever knows who this person is.
	I'd love to be her manager and say, Kathy, I can't, I can't book you anywhere.
	Why?
	Because you just insulted the entire country.
	Nancy, this is Kathy.
	I'm going to call you Nancy.
	Kathy, this was maybe one of the biggest landslides in history.
	This wasn't a mistake.
	They wanted it.
	It's like saying, look at these people.
	Going and buying these jeans that are ripped and they won't give them money back.
	No, Grandpa.
	They want the jeans ripped.
	Did you ever try to explain that to an old person?
	They go, what?
	No, no, they want.
	Shouldn't they put patches?
	No, you don't want to put a patch.
	I remember one time I had a patch.
	I had these pants.
	I, of course, had a 30s.
	Thirty-six waist at the age of like three.
	So my mother, they were jeans.
	I don't know what they were like, you know, railroad dungarees.
	And my mother like ironed this thing.
	It was really brutal.
	I look like an escapee.
	But the point is, you have to explain to him, no, you don't understand, Grandpa.
	They want the jeans like that.
	No, Kathy, you don't understand.
	America wants this.
	They don't want LGBT whatever class.
	They don't want this.
	This is not a democracy.
	Well, in fact, it really is because the majority of the people don't want this.
	You see, Kathy, what you want, they don't want.
	They don't want this.
	Do you understand what we're talking about, Kathy?
	Kathy, are you with me?
	Kathy, why do you look like this, Kathy?
	Kathy, please, why do you look like this, Kathy?
	Have you looked at yourself?
	Kathy, you're hated.
	You're the only person.
	You're like, it's weird, you're like the Dixie Chicks.
	The Dixie Chicks, when people hated George Bush, you came out and said, were embarrassed to be a Texan, and you were destroyed.
	You came out, held up a facsimile or some whatever, simulacrum.
	Of a beheaded Trump.
	And you were shelved.
	Completely.
	Everybody else gets away with it.
	They hate you.
	No, Kathy.
	Let me see if I can explain this to you.
	They hate you.
	Nobody likes you.
	You're in the Alec Baldwin.
	Alec Baldwin is hated.
	By the way, you hear about Alec Baldwin and his new show with his movie, with his wife, his movie, his wife, Hilaria.
	Hilaria.
	Because she's thinking to me the cucumber.
	All of a sudden she speaks Spanish, but she doesn't.
	She's from Mallorca, but she's not.
	And they wanted to have this thing called Living with a Ball when he said, I think he did one season, he said, I'm done with this.
	I don't care.
	I'm not going to promote this.
	This is a stupid show.
	You know, these living, whatever.
	Nobody wants this.
	This is stupid.
	I'm embarrassed.
	I don't want to do this anymore.
	This is Alec Baldwin.
	Who did the worst?
	Please, do me a favor.
	When you get done, look at his imitation of Trump and everybody else's.
	Today we have the one guy from SNL, even Shane Gillis, or is it Jamie Gillis?
	I don't remember.
	They do a better Trump than Trump does.
	And Alec Baldwin, who does a great Tony Bennett at Al Pacino, he couldn't do Trump.
	Alec Baldwin is gone.
	Kathy Griffin, gone.
	Nobody wants you.
	Nobody cares.
	For her to say, and I wish Taylor Swift, do you think, now listen to me.
	Pay attention to me.
	Do you think that if I could go back in time and say, okay, here's the results.
	He's going to have two, what is it, 312 maybe?
	If you're doing Nevada and Arizona, which for some reason are taking a long time.
	Calculating and tabulating the votes.
	In any event, if I could go back in time and say, okay, let's run the tape, but this time we're going to add a Taylor Swift concert in Philadelphia.
	Does she understand?
	Do you think that what?
	Lancaster?
	Or Pittsburgh?
	Or...
	What?
	She doesn't even understand that.
	What is that going to do?
	I don't understand this.
	And the gay people.
	What about the gay people?
	She doesn't finish.
	And the gay people.
	What about the gay people?
	No, what about the gay people?
	No, you said it.
	What?
	They're going to arrest them?
	I'm not going to arrest them.
	Do me a favor.
	I want you to talk to all your friends and say, did you hear what he's going to do with the midgets?
	I know you can't say midgets.
	It's little people.
	Little people sounds like, you know.
	But just say, did you hear what Trump's going to talk about?
	Oh, for Christ's sake.
	And just walk off.
	What?
	Oh, God.
	What?
	You didn't hear?
	How did I miss this one?
	Miss what?
	The little people?
	I know what you're talking about.
	And if they're married?
	And if they have kids?
	They've got to take some kind of a test?
	What are you talking?
	Just make it up.
	And then walk off and say, I can't talk about this.
	Is it what Trump did?
	What?
	Remember the tag?
	What tag?
	On the pillowcase.
	It was like a...
	I thought it was, you can't sell the pillowcase without the tag.
	Now, he's found somebody who went in and actually took the case 5 to 10 in Leavenworth.
	He's not of his mind.
	Project 2025.
	And the little people?
	The gay little people, they're gay now, and walk off.
	Just make stuff up.
	You don't close cover before striking?
	You don't know this one.
	Who remembered this?
	Close cover before striking.
	This is the funniest stuff I've ever seen.
	And Kathy Griffith said, Kathy, what are you doing?
	I'm going to do her thing.
	Why?
	Kathy, fix your hair.
	I did fix your hair.
	You fixed your hair?
	Well, put on some makeup.
	I did put on makeup.
	You did put on makeup.
	By the way, do me a favor.
	Please go, please go to my...
	You hear that?
	No, it's a motorcycle.
	Sometimes the jets will fly over.
	I swear to God.
	I don't know.
	They're up and down the Hudson?
	Jesus.
	I have a picture.
	Go to Lionel Media.
	And I have a picture of her.
	And she looks...
	It's the scariest picture ever.
	Let me do this.
	I'm going to send you this link, okay?
	I'm going to put this right here on the room.
	We're going to call it the room.
	That's what the people call it.
	That's what the kids call it.
	Call it the room.
	Okay, here we go.
	Here's my link.
	This is from...
	Okay, everybody watch this, okay?
	There it is.
	Right there.
	Make sure you go for it.
	So I took this picture.
	These two pictures.
	Just look at this.
	Tell me when you see it.
	But you've got to read the caption.
	So I have these pictures.
	Two pictures of Kathy Griffin.
	And I wrote, Cotard Delusion is a nihilistic or nihilistic delusion named after Jules Cotard, which he called The affected person holds the delusion of belief that she is already dead,
	does not exist, is putrefying, or has lost his or her blood or internal organs.
	It's an actual science.
	It has nothing to do with her.
	But there is something called cotard delusion.
	And the picture of her...
	Cracks me up.
	And I crack myself up.
	Did you see it?
	Unbelievable.
	Ladies and gentlemen, Stan Lipman, I had the pleasure of meeting this maniac.
	Actually has a sedan chair.
	Carried in by people.
	It was very odd.
	Who would be Secretary of Energy?
	There would be no Secretary of Energy.
	None.
	There would be none.
	None at all.
	None.
	This is just un...
	She's turning into Lady Elaine or Mr. Rogers.
	Now, my friends, before we forget, I want to tell you something.
	Who here has not...
	This is an important story now.
	But who has not gone to preparewithlionel.com to prepare yourself for the apocalypse?
	If you think, ladies and gentlemen, that preparing and having emergency food...
	It's not a good idea.
	If you think it's not a good idea to have emergency food, if you think, no, I don't think that's a good idea, then you're going to go, I'm going to send you to spend a week.
	I'm going to handcuff you to Kathy Griffin.
	And I'm going to give her a lot of, put it this way, a lot of dyspeptic foods so that she's going to have to go to the john a lot.
	And you're going to be handcuffed to her.
	That's all I'm going to say.
	PrepareWithLionel.com Go there.
	Buy everything.
	Prepare.
	Or I'm going to handcuff you to Kathy Griffin.
	You're going to say, how are you going to do that?
	Don't make me do it.
	Don't make me show you who I'm going to do it.
	Okay?
	But the last person I did that to, we haven't seen him again.
	And don't forget, MyPillow.com, the great MyPillow.com, our friends, Mike Lindell.
	The greatest, still standing, Solid as a rock.
	American made.
	Always there.
	Behind the president.
	100%.
	So mypillow.com slash Lionel and preparewithlionel.com Do this or I'm going to handcuff you to Kathy Griffin.
	Now let me ask you something.
	Men, let me ask you this question.
	Alright?
	Hear me out.
	There has been a nuclear Well, this is a hypothetical.
	It's kind of like that Burgess Meredith sequence from the Twilight Zone.
	There is the only two people available on the Earth.
	The only two people are you and Kathy Griffin.
	You.
	And through a process that I don't know, but for purposes of this hypothetical, You must have your way romantically with her in order to perpetuate the human race.
	Kathy Griffin.
	Looking like the pictures, not the one just now that I showed you on my Twitter account.
	Would you do it?
	Could you do it?
	For humanity.
	An evening of Amour.
	Oh!
	No alcohol.
	Straight up.
	Got it?
	If Trump gets to pick another Supreme Court pick, I hope it's Judge Napolitano.
	He was interviewed twice before by Trump.
	I don't think he will be at all.
	Well, who knows?
	I personally think he would be phenomenal.
	I love that man.
	But the reason why I give him no chance of that happening is because it makes complete and total sense.
	But by the way, let me ask you a question.
	Johnny Mazz?
	Let me ask you this.
	Let me ask you.
	Now listen to me carefully.
	There's been an atomic bomb in this hypothetical.
	My question for you is this.
	Could you do an evening of a more?
	I don't think that our beloved country, America, knows what it's for with a fascistic I'm not being dramatic.
	I have said this on tapes before, but I am shocked and crushed at how many people I personally know did not vote or felt like there was no difference between the candidates or just were too self-involved to learn anything about it.
	And that makes me sad.
	And, you know.
	I just can't do it.
	This is my favorite.
	Nancy says, why?
	What's wrong with canned goods?
	Thank you very much.
	Are you talking about having canned goods during some long period of a complete and total breakdown?
	I hope you're not talking about that.
	I hope you were talking about something else.
	Canned goods, not in relation to a national emergency.
	Tell me you're not talking about that.
	Tell me you're not saying canned goods.
	That's all.
	Just don't tell me.
	Tell me.
	You know what they say, Lionel?
	They all look the same in the dark.
	No.
	No.
	That doesn't make any sense.
	You don't understand something.
	Because I forgot to tell you something.
	In this hypothetical, you are not allowed any type of darkness.
	You have to have a halogen lamp.
	And also, we have...
	She's miked so that any particular grimace, howl, shriek is amplified and recorded.
	Oh!
	Oh, I forgot to tell you.
	There is a witness scene.
	Think of like Death Row.
	But there's a glass, and you're going to have a hundred people.
	Oh, and we're also going to televise this live on the Joe Rogan show.
	Did I tell you that?
	You have to do this, or else humanity falls.
	It will be the end of our species.
	You have to do it, Johnny Minnes.
	Could you do it?
	Do you understand this?
	You understand this?
	Lauren Sobel says, I have rice and beans.
	I make 20k a year.
	That's my survival kit.
	That's all I eat anyway.
	Nice knowing you, Lauren.
	His famous last words, I have rice and beans.
	That's all I have.
	That's a lot of rice and beans, my friend.
	In any event, God bless you.
	Yes, canned goods for an emergency is better than weird pouches.
	This is why I can see it.
	Well, there's your aunt, yeah?
	She had canned goods.
	Yeah, but this was 90 days.
	Now I know, but she went crazy.
	Well, she had Dinty Moore stew and she just went crazy.
	Why?
	I don't know.
	Then Johnny Mads, you hear about him and Kathy Griffin, they found him like this.
	Like a bug over a match.
	This is the weirdest thing in the world.
	Sorry, humankind.
	Sorry.
	This is just...
	I just live in a world...
	I don't belong here.
	I don't belong here.
	By the way, Johnny Mass, an evening with...
	Who would do it?
	By the way, how much would it take?
	Let me change it.
	Elon Musk is going to give you $10 million for an evening with Kathy.
	And by the way, she's fine with it.
	She's got to be cool with it.
	We'll give her something.
	You know, maybe a facial...
	Gift certificate at the mall or something.
	But she's cool with it, so she'll do it.
	But it's got to be on the Joe Rogan show.
	And we're going to have a number of people, kind of like a roast.
	As you do it, as this happens, with the light, mic'd, and also weird cameras.
	Not just regular cameras, but like in the bed, you know, different places.
	Kind of like GoPro, so we can see it there, real.
	You know what I mean?
	It's like POV, you know, Stuff with lights and maybe like...
	And, like I told you, it's on Joe Rogan.
	How much?
	$10 million?
	Oh, oh!
	Can I wear my MAGA hat?
	I don't think you would like that.
	Absolutely.
	For $10 million?
	Why not?
	Look at this.
	I'm sorry.
	Diddy camera?
	That's right!
	Just think about that tonight.
	When you're feeling kind of bad, when Mark Kalisha says, I'll do it, when Uncle Lenny save humanity, me, I'd say, sorry, been nice.
	Darwin was right.
	There's a reason for this.
	That's why the Coelacanth, the Babylonians, don't miss them.
	They're okay.
	We don't need this anymore.
	Start all over again.
	We're not that terrific.
	Start praying.
	Start hoping for the fertility guys.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Not with your...
	No way, sir.
	Uh-uh.
	No.
	Not the kid.
	No.
	No.
	All right, my friends.
	And by the way, you know this.
	Okay.
	What a night.
	What a night.
	So remember also what I told you.
	Make sure you just go up to friends of yours.
	Don't complete the sentence.
	Say, little people?
	Gay?
	Testing?
	Genetic testing?
	And you walk off.
	What?
	So, as I was saying, my dear friends, Mark Kalisha, Crypto Domini, Mel.
	He goes by the name Mel.
	Johnny Maz.
	Maz?
	Maz would take it for the team.
	Johnny Maz.
	It'll be a statue of you in Central Park.
	Johnny Maz.
	Johnny Maz took one for the team.
	A night of amour.
	He was found weeks later in this paralytic rictus.
	His face contorted, died of shame and the humiliation of memory.
	Stan Lipman.
	These were the people who watched it, the witnesses.
	Edie Crowley actually did a portrait of the event.
	Nelson A., so repulsed, he ran out of the room and was a medic into a waste paper basket.
	Ms. Loreny said, Dear God, dear God, the humanity.
	Norman...
	I call him Norman.
	He also goes by the name Nathan Scheel, who was last saying, Dear God, man, make it stop.
	Make it stop.
	Byron Pierce just wanted to be there.
	Crypto Germany actually liked it.
	It said, I'm here for the tryout for the new Ozzie and Harriet one-man show.
	Who had crypto, Johnny Mads.
	Oh, Ramona.
	Ramona, we missed you, doll.
	Thank you so much for your kindness.
	I can't keep doing this.
	Jake Peters, ladies and gentlemen.
	Franco.
	Franco Evan Webb.
	Johnny Mazespaz.
	JTE.
	Leslie Watson.
	Van Branners.
	Nelson A. Mark Ramona.
	Pilgrim Media.
	Freedom.
	Actually, some people are talking.
	Colleen Solange.
	Warren Ocasio.
	Thank you.
	Howie Brown, ladies and gentlemen.
	What a night.
	Evan Webb, by the way, says, Count me in, leaving all to the squirrels.
	Oh, yes.
	Did you see the other day?
	Did you see at the Howard University event when they were waiting for her to speak, that one squirrel that ran out, that one lone squirrel.
	Coincidence?
	I think not.
	I think not.
	I think that was Peanut.
	I think that was Peanut coming through loud and clear.
	All right, my friends.
	Did we have fun tonight?
	We sure did.
	Wait a minute.
	Wicked Felina says, Lionel, this is the single greatest stream you have ever done.
	Better than Trump victory.
	I am laughing so hard, I am crying my eyes out.
	That makes me so happy that you would think that.
	That means more to me.
	I love just going off some tangent, doing something that...
	And you know what's funny?
	When I meet you one day, 20 years from now, 30...
	Well, I'll be a little old, but when I do, and I'll say, do you remember the days when...
	Yes, I do.
	Well, what memories do you have?
	My explication of the rule against perpetuities?
	No.
	My disquisitions on the...
	Federal Reserve?
	No!
	It was a night of Johnny Maz having to spend an evening of amour with Kathy Griffin in order to save humanity.
	And your depiction of a death house scene.
	I'm thinking that's right.
	Absolutely.
	Alright my friends, we love you.
	Have a great and wonderful day.
	Ed, by the way, Chingon says, gifted five Lionel Nation memberships.
	El, thank you.
	He goes on the El Chingon.
	Thank you so much.
	There's Gina, by the way.
	Gina's here.
	Snarf McGroa.
	Snarf got this going.
	Absolutely.
	Wicked.
	Still laughing.
	She's laughing and saying, why is Felina in the other room, Dad?
	Laughing.
	I don't know.
	Maybe it's that Lenny guy.
	All right, my friends.
	Have a great and a glorious day.
	We'll see you tomorrow at 8 a.m.
	Thank you so much.
	Not for what you do, but for what you appear to do.
	And remember, as they say in the movie Roxanne, I'd rather be with you people than the finest people in the world.
	And until then, my friends, remember, the monkey's dead.
	The show's over.
	Sue you.

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