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Oct. 31, 2024 - Lionel Nation

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Every Single Piece of Que Mala Targeted Lunacy Is Failing Miserably

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	Don't let these bastards upset you.
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	Let Trump take care of that.
	Oh my God, there's a president, the mayor of Lancaster, who didn't let him out.
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	Do it.
	Take action.
	Don't just stand and, you know, here's a funny meme about...
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	Tell people what to do.
	Pennsylvanians, call this number.
	Let them know.
	Send them emails.
	Do they even do telegrams?
	I have no idea.
	Do something.
	Take action.
	But don't lose your mind.
	It seems right now, it's over.
	Be vigilant, but it's over.
	It's done.
	The only thing that can be done right now, the only thing, is something so catastrophic, so incredible, so God-awful.
	Something where, I mean, you know, mass murder or something.
	Nothing.
	Do you understand, my friends, that Donald Trump is, for all practical purposes, bulletproof in terms of issues?
	And maybe, you know.
	But what are you going to do?
	Have a sex scandal?
	How about Tampon Timmy's sex scandal with his Chinese, you know, whatever it is.
	You know this?
	I just...
	Does that matter anymore?
	I don't know if that matters.
	You notice how Gay Mala doesn't have any scandals?
	I wonder why.
	A mollusk doesn't have a scandal either.
	But that's another story.
	We'll talk about that some other time at some other occasion.
	So just relax.
	Put this into perspective.
	Things are looking great.
	I'm telling you, Joe Biden, I'm doing a newsletter right now.
	I hope you're, I hope you're, how do I say this?
	I hope you're signing up for the newsletter.
	Because I'm putting it out and it's wonderful.
	It's a great, it's a great little piece of inspiration.
	But I have a theory, it's going to be very, very simple.
	Joe Biden hates him.
	Remember, remember, remember, Barry Obama said, remember Barry said.
	Never underestimate Joe's ability to F things up.
	He hates Barry.
	He hates Kamala.
	He hates Hillary.
	Joe was supposed to run in 2016 and they gave it to the oven mint fashionista.
	He was supposed to run.
	Not her.
	He was supposed to.
	But they told him, eh, blow it up your horse.
	You're going to win.
	What?
	That's right, Joe.
	But wait a minute.
	Sorry.
	No can do, big guy.
	Sorry.
	Give it to Hillary.
	Give it to Hillary is her term.
	Okay.
	No, he, I mean, they just abused him.
	He got the nomination!
	He got the nomination!
	He was supposed to be in, and then they said, oh, sorry, you're out.
	What?
	You're out.
	All the while attesting and verifying and vouching for the fact that he's okay.
	Oh, this is beautiful.
	They have been in free fall the whole time.
	But they keep counting on you to be listening to that whatever that thing is.
	Whoopi and Joey Behar.
	Who cares what these people say?
	Well, the comedian joked about Puerto Rico.
	Who cares?
	It doesn't matter.
	This is Trump.
	Think about this.
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	Okay, my friends, a couple of things to note.
	First one.
	Thank our great friend.
	Howie Brown, you've got a lovely daughter.
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	Thank you so much, Howie.
	Appreciate that, my brother.
	This is it.
	Let's start off in no particular order, shall we?
	In no particular order.
	Let's just enjoy.
	Let's just enjoy.
	Okay?
	I sometimes get just tired of these.
	The usual suspects talking all this nonsense.
	About whatever.
	By the way, 1040, I'm going to be at the Mark Simons show today on WOR.
	Watch, listen for that one.
	That's always a good one.
	1040.
	But here's the deal.
	Before we begin, let's just relax.
	I always want you to remember the story about climate change.
	You do know that that has become the...
	It's funny how I think people sometimes replace things with religion.
	During the Rona, the mask was the vestment.
	The vaccine was the sacrament.
	The CDC was the Vatican.
	You know what I mean?
	They had all these religious kind of overtones to it.
	It was this thing that people believed.
	I always notice here, for some reason or another, here in New York, if you see, we'll put it this way, I would venture to say the number of Asians, probably Chinese, Chinese-born, with face masks is higher than anything you can imagine.
	I really believe that.
	And it might be for a variety of reasons.
	Maybe because they're used to the fact that in China, because of the air pollution, I don't know what the story is.
	But there are people who just wear this mask.
	They wear it somewhere under the chin.
	There's this one CVS we go to and the manager walks around with her under her chin.
	She always has this.
	She puts it in her ears and then under her chin.
	It keeps her warm.
	I don't know what this is about.
	So people will become talismanic.
	They will look to things.
	They will look to OJ Dart when it comes to as we talk about the tentacular peeing.
	They think that somehow this mask is Preventing them from that bacteria.
	The viruses cannot permeate through this.
	It's like a mosquito through a chain link fence.
	But when it comes to the notion of climate change, which used to be called global warming, listen to our good friend, Dr. Thomas Sowell.
	I think it's a classic example of the need.
	For Crusades.
	Now, many people are shocked by these emails.
	I'm not at all shocked by them.
	I read the original UN...
	Remember the big scandal of the, whatever that was, the inter-UN something or other, where they basically exposed and revealed...
	A lot of nonsense regarding caca del toro of these particular iterations of fate.
	...studied years ago, and I was just curious as to how they were going to deal with the question that the temperatures went up first, and then there was the increase in carbon dioxide.
	Right.
	Because you can't say that A causes B if B happened first.
	And so I read this, and I could see they were tiptoeing through the tulips and the way they phrased things and so forth.
	They couldn't confront that.
	And now we're finding out that they knew darn well they couldn't deal with all the evidence.
	So it fits the pattern of a group of intellectuals, science, climate scientists, who have a very narrow competency, suddenly proclaiming that there's a crisis, scaring the rest of us, thereby creating a demand for their services,
	Climate scientist alone, but as a kind of high priestly caste that can tell us all how to live and save the entire planet, and in the meantime generate billions of dollars worth of government programs to fund their research initiatives.
	So, it's a racket.
	Yes.
	All right.
	But again, you have to take account of the ability of human beings to rationalize.
	I'm sure there are scientists out there who believe some are much of what they're saying, and there are other scientists who believe the opposite.
	But the ones who are pushing global warming are doing their damnedest to make sure that those who believe the opposite don't get heard in the public.
	So shouldn't there be some large-ish body of climate scientists who say, The data really does suggest that we're headed into trouble here, but precisely because my saying so as a climate scientist will look like special pleading, we as a community of scientists should be even more careful about being completely transparent, pushing the data out to the public.
	Never!
	We should overcome the hurdle that it looks like self-pleading.
	Why isn't that taking place?
	There's no payoff to that.
	All right.
	Imagine yourself as an assistant professor in some department where your senior colleagues were going to vote on your appointment.
	By the by, this is very interesting.
	There was a graph one time that showed temperature and CO2, either saturation or CO2 presence or whatever.
	But follow this.
	Angle graph.
	You know, a slope, whatever.
	No slope radio.
	And then we angle, you know, CO2, and then temperature.
	So they looked at this and they go, aha!
	The more CO2 there is, the more carbon, the more the temperature goes up.
	And somebody says, no!
	The greater the temperature, the greater the CO2.
	Saturation.
	You're looking at this and you're anticipating one versus the other.
	You're forcing causation based on this particular model.
	No!
	And that, and therein lies one of the most wonderful moments ever.
	Say, oh!
	Don't forget when you talk about this, ask people about the hypsy thermals and the Holocene Maxima and the particular periods of time.
	Geographical and geoglacial moments of climate.
	They don't know anything about that.
	Nobody knows.
	They don't care.
	And you know what?
	We're so past that.
	Have you noticed this?
	Remember Marie Strong and Al Gore?
	Remember they told Al, listen, if you look away and let George Bush take over, We will make you the first carbon billionaire.
	He said, okay.
	And that set the model.
	He and also people later on like Tony Blair and others.
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	The people who run my campaign, they've made this commercial.
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	Listening to my constituents, legislating, these are things I don't do.
	What I do is spend about 70% of my time raising funds for re-election.
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	Do you want another spineless mouthpiece for special interest and lobbyists?
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	American politics is the most loathsome group of liars, predators, pederasts, ketamites, slatterns, deviants, you name it.
	It is absolutely so vile.
	Everything, you go to Washington and it's like, it makes you sick.
	They want to give you this idea, like, oh, isn't that wonderful?
	Oh, look, there's the Capitol.
	Oh, look, it's full of liars and psychopaths.
	I hate these people.
	We can do more to change more things with the getting opinion up, by making opinion cool, by making a thought interesting, than any of these morons.
	And they're there, obviously.
	And you know this.
	This is old.
	And that's why Trump, why Trump is bothering with this, I have no idea, but God bless him.
	After him, I don't know what's going to happen, but for the meantime, for the meantime, we're sitting back and we're wondering, how in the world did we ever get to this position?
	How did we get to the point where somebody this incompetent, this stupid, this just stupid?
	I told you before, and I don't mean to say this, I don't mean to be cruel, I know you're not supposed to say this.
	But I have a friend of mine who said a very succinctly regarding Kemal and he says, I think she's retarded.
	Now, I know you're not supposed to say that, but it was a term that had nothing about disparaging people who were challenged, but it was a term that we used.
	Like, hey, what are you, blind?
	What are you, deaf?
	Do you hear what I...
	You're not mocking people who have...
	The fact that I have to explain this to you shows the deep level of doo-doo that we are in.
	Now, my friends, we are on the verge.
	Of something which is so beautiful.
	Joe Biden, who said, I'll tell you what, Don, yeah, listen, watch this.
	This guy the other day, this insult comic, I really didn't hear of it, whatever.
	I am from another planet.
	These roasting, Pat Cooper was the greatest roaster ever.
	Don Rickles.
	These people think it's funny to say, let me tell you something, Tom Brady, you look like a $2 hooker on the Greyhound going to Newark on the rain on Thursday.
	I don't know what that means, but that's their humor.
	It's putting together, you're so ugly, you look like somebody shaved the dust, I made them walk backwards.
	That's where we are today.
	There's nothing...
	Steve Ross, whatever his name was.
	All these people, they're just...
	Listen, I'm never going to tell you who's funny, who's not funny, who's funny, who's not funny.
	I am the worst comedy audience there is.
	You know that Sebastian Maniscalco?
	He's terrific for five minutes.
	And after a while, I was like, would you stop acting like...
	I can't do it.
	So the other day, lo and behold, who shows up?
	But that nincompoop, and I love him to death because he's such an ass.
	John Stewart, who thinks he is the arbiter of humor, of funny.
	All of the comedians today now think that they're not just comedians, but they're arbiters, they're experts, they are academicians when it comes to what is and what isn't funny.
	They really believe this.
	They, honest to God, believe this.
	And they speak in terms of this.
	And they have this thing where comedians have to always laugh as though it's the funniest thing they've ever heard in their lives.
	That comedians in cars having coffee.
	I never found any of this stuff.
	I never, ever, ever, ever slapped my knee, fell over, and died laughing with anything Norm MacDonald ever said.
	Ever!
	Ever.
	I said, that was interesting.
	That's interesting.
	That's just me.
	I'm not suggesting you should think about this.
	I never thought George Carlin was kind of funny.
	He was more profound.
	Anyway, but here comes Jon Stewart and he's explaining whoever this comic was who made the joke of Puerto Rico on an island of garbage or something like that.
	Okay.
	Leave it to Trump to say, watch this.
	I'm going to turn this.
	I'm going to turn this in my favor.
	All of a sudden, every Puerto Rican, to me, Mr. Trump, we love you, and I'm from Puerto Rico.
	You can always hear the Puerto Rico.
	Puerto Rico.
	The R. The R is what gives it away.
	They love him.
	Boricua is para Trump.
	Everything.
	Wonderful.
	Yay!
	Only he can turn this around.
	Then when they call him a Nazi, they have all these Jewish groups doing the Hegira and the Hora and this, and then the Hava Nagila, and you've got Nava, and he says, we're Nazis, we're Nazis.
	Only Trump can do this.
	You give him something and he turns it around and gives it back to you.
	He steals it.
	He steals your thunder.
	He steals the power.
	And the direction, theoretically, of this thing, which was supposedly going to destroy him.
	Lori Cuck has finally joined us and says, curious amount of spray over Greenville, Illinois this morning.
	JS bastards.
	Well, let's see what's happening.
	Greenville, Illinois?
	We may not be...
	Have you heard about Greenville, Illinois?
	Let's see what's going on with Greenville, Illinois.
	What's the news about Greenville?
	Hang on a second.
	Let's see if there's some news.
	You got me there.
	I don't know.
	Rebecca Lynn Dieselhorst has died.
	Maybe you could fill me in.
	I'm sorry.
	Forgive me, but maybe you might want to...
	I don't know.
	How about these other stories?
	How about these other stories of various in Pennsylvania already?
	I mean, this is okay.
	You think this is going to make any difference?
	Absolutely not.
	Nothing.
	Look at Liz Solak.
	I love this.
	Liz says, I know your Irish guy that talks gibberish and laughs at himself is the funniest.
	You have no idea how good that imitation is.
	You have no earthly idea.
	You understand this?
	Look at this.
	The Puerto Rican comment was on par with a comment about Guam being overpopulated on one side of the island.
	No, it wasn't.
	Completely, completely different.
	That was different.
	Completely different on par.
	Absolutely not even close.
	That was Hank Johnson who said he's worried about Guam might tip over.
	This is the Democrats saying that.
	The Puerto Rican comment was this opening...
	Insult comment, or not insult, but triumph the insult dog.
	This guy, this roast comedian making a joke about Puerto Rico.
	Pejorative.
	No.
	They're not on par.
	Absolutely nothing.
	Nothing similar.
	Brad Rungs has two questions.
	Will she certify the election if she loses?
	And who certifies if she wins?
	Because it may be a while since a VP won a presidential election.
	You know what?
	These are great questions, and I tell you what, I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I have no idea.
	Pick up the phone, call Lara Trump, because she's out there, you know, with her, you know, hey, look at me.
	Okay, take care of that.
	You're in charge of that.
	I don't know.
	I have no idea.
	Well, is Raskin going to contest it?
	I don't know.
	You tell me.
	I don't know.
	I have no idea.
	I have no earthly idea.
	Oh, that guy, Mark Elias.
	I don't know.
	Ask him.
	Because, you know, yesterday Steve Bannon was out and he's been great.
	I'm sitting back and remember, I love this is that you take care of this, not me.
	Look at what they're talking about with California.
	See, I think this is great because don't forget Gavin Newsom's down the road.
	And Kamala Harris.
	California, once the golden state, is now a complete failure.
	California has become a corrupt nanny state where homelessness, lawlessness, inflation, and transgender extremism have turned the California dream into a nightmare.
	Now, Kamala Harris has been helicoptered into the presidential election at the last moment.
	She will transition America into California.
	Is that the path we want?
	This ad paid for by the League of American Workers.
	And you know what's great too?
	We have friends of ours in California who say, I don't know, except LA.
	A friend of mine said LA is so bad he finally moved back to Florida because it was so horrible because of the crime.
	But a lot of people don't even realize it.
	They say, you know, whatever it is.
	It's just like people will hear these terrible stories about New York.
	It's like, I don't, I mean, it's bad.
	99% of all people in New York have never been the victim of crime.
	Never!
	Never!
	Do you understand this?
	So it's all kind of perspective.
	So what I'm telling you is that I want you to sit back and not worry about what happens if Raskin doesn't certify them.
	Relax!
	I don't know.
	Take it easy.
	Those are people in charge.
	Let's see what President Trump does.
	Let's see what his team does.
	Let's take all the geniuses like Bobby Kennedy Jr. and Tucker Carlson and Vivek and Elon.
	I mean, Elon knows what he's doing.
	Pick up the phone, call up Peter Thiel.
	Do something, fix, and, you know, arrange for this.
	I'm assuming you've thought about this and you don't need me to do this.
	Have you noticed how Alec Baldwin is nowhere to be found?
	Have you noticed this?
	Isn't that weird?
	Is it me?
	I'm pretty good.
	If somebody, if I say, if I notice, hey, somebody's not here.
	He's not around.
	A lot of people aren't.
	A lot of people.
	Alec Baldwin was all over the place.
	Because a lot of people are getting away from Gemala.
	They're backing up.
	Big time.
	Bigly.
	You know, it's funny.
	We have this poor Robert Downey.
	Poor my ass.
	But anyway, he's just dying on Broadway.
	Nobody cares about this.
	He's not involved in this.
	A lot of people are.
	A lot of people just, ooh.
	Did you see Katzenberg?
	No.
	Spielberg, really?
	Not really.
	Even George Clooney?
	He did his stuff.
	As it is cratering, people are saying, now's not the time.
	I'll do it before the end is over, but not now.
	Not now.
	I mean, this is absolutely...
	Something which is so critical.
	Keep in mind this.
	Because they know they're dying.
	They know it.
	And they're going to go on TV and they're going to talk about this stuff.
	See, I would love nobody, nobody ever, ever, ever would let me on TV.
	Never.
	My favorite thing.
	Please put me on the, put me on the, on the view.
	Please.
	Please.
	I would, the first thing I would do is I want them to lose their minds.
	Lose their minds.
	I will be very, very simple.
	The first thing I would love to do is maybe Joy Behar, but I'd love to sit there and be the rudest person anybody's ever seen.
	I would be a hero.
	I would tell those people what you and everybody has ever wanted to say.
	I'd love to sit and tell Joy, do me a favor, honey.
	Shut up!
	She would lose her mind.
	You do realize that, right?
	If somebody said to Joy Behar, listen, honey, honey, honey, shut up!
	That would be it.
	And you know, ABC would say, leave it in.
	Joy Behar would say, take that out.
	They would say, leave it in.
	I would have my own ticker-take parade, and I would look to Whoopi and say, can I ask you a question here?
	What are you saying?
	And I got one more question that I think America wants to ask.
	Did you put that thing in your hair thinking it looks good?
	Or was this a mistake?
	Did you lose a bet?
	What is that thing?
	Seriously, is that hair?
	Yarn?
	Wool?
	What is this?
	Is this like a mop?
	What is this thing you've got?
	What is this thing?
	I mean, I've seen, you know, hair extensions.
	But I've got to ask you, what did you say?
	I want to shave the side of my head and put this nautical rope on my head.
	What is this?
	Do you think that we think That's hair.
	If I used the straw they use, remember the stuff in Easter baskets, the kind of like colored plastic straw thing?
	If I put that on my head, do you think, and I say, well, this is my hair.
	It's green, and it's my leather.
	I just, did you, she would go crazy.
	Seriously.
	Just, just, I'm just, and we'll get to the Trump thing a bit.
	But do you think this looks good?
	Do you really sit there and say, that looks great.
	Hey, where's my, where's my nautical rope?
	Let me put this thing in my...
	What is this?
	Joy Reid, well, she's a poor thing.
	She's just gone.
	But you?
	Because I love to sit there and I love to look at the other ones.
	And you?
	I would insult you.
	I don't even know who you are.
	What the hell is a Sonny Hostin?
	What are you?
	I'm serious.
	What have you done?
	I know Joy Reid has been a comic.
	Though the last time she actually was on the stage...
	It was in the late 50s.
	I think she opened for Eddie Cantor.
	I don't even remember this.
	Who are you people?
	Why are you even here?
	Barbara Walter was rolling over in her grave right now.
	Evan Webb says, comedy is subjective and personal.
	I did like Carlin and many others, but most new comedy is not funny to me.
	Oh, you and The View, but the hens have their mouths taped.
	Yes.
	But, by the way, I did find, I did like Carlin.
	Oh, I like Carlin, too.
	Carlin was one of the most important people of our time.
	But comedy is like food.
	There's some food you like, some things you don't.
	That's just it.
	But what happens is, there's this idea that somehow the view, you know, it's a...
	It doesn't really matter.
	I hate to say it.
	We all know this stuff.
	We know the obvious.
	I mean, we know the obvious.
	Pilgrim Media says black women's hair is off limits, like it or not.
	Well, we're not talking about her hair.
	That's not hair.
	I'm with you on that one.
	By the way, there was a wonderful documentary we saw.
	Was it Chris?
	Chris Rock did it on black women's hair.
	One of the most fascinating...
	Where's Chris Rock?
	Yeah, where's Chris Rock indeed?
	There was also a thing one time we saw, a documentary on hairstyles, competitions and the like.
	Fascinating.
	I'm not talking...
	That's not her hair.
	It's like people who wear, you know...
	Remember, who was that guy?
	What the hell was this?
	Oh, James Traficant.
	Remember that thing he wore on his head?
	What the hell was that?
	And I always say, what is that?
	Or Marv Albert?
	Remember when Marv Albert, he was arrested and he said, take off your wig.
	What?
	You know it's a wig?
	We know it's a wig.
	Yes!
	Take it off!
	And Phil Spector, that was my favorite.
	Phil Spector's like whoopee.
	Phil Spector said, I'm not going to put a tube on.
	Give me like a bush.
	Like this huge, like a ligustrum, I'll put it on my head, made of some kind of synthetic polyfibers.
	Bradopolis says, I'm late.
	Did you talk about Bannon yet?
	Yes, we did, and it was great.
	Thanks.
	Lori Cuck says, Tampons connected to Chinese funny money in Minnesota, and Floyd had funny 20. Interesting.
	Oh!
	Leave it to Cuck to come up with anything.
	Okay, what's the story?
	Steve Bannon came out.
	Okay.
	Now, God bless Steve Bannon, doesn't do a thing for me.
	You know how Trump's like saying, that's okay.
	Steve Bannon, two people, Trump says, that's okay.
	You notice that?
	That's okay.
	Stay over there.
	That's okay.
	You notice how also Trump says, Roger Stone?
	Stay over there.
	And that might be a good idea because, let's face it, because their ideas are so powerful and their ideas are so, you know what I mean?
	But Trump is very smart.
	Trump says, oh, no, no, no.
	He's not going to hang around everybody.
	General Flynn, stay over there, stay over there.
	You know what I mean?
	A little pozzo, a little crazy, a little bit.
	Matt Gaetz, no, no, no, no, no.
	Marjorie Taylor Greene, no, no, no, no.
	She didn't speak.
	Because even though I like her, you may like her, she comes across as a nut.
	Lauren Boebert, Matt Gaetz, they have the stars.
	See, there's one thing about what Trump does.
	Trump knows who's cool and who's not.
	He likes the cool kids.
	And if you're not a cool kid, with the exception of Sid Rosenberg, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what that was.
	What was that about?
	Those first couple, even the guy who was the painter, F this, F that, F this.
	You know, I mean, I always say I'm a native New Yorker, you know, born elsewhere, and I have a real affiliation for this.
	And I understand that there's a kind of like the New York Patois, but the whole De Niro, F this, you sound like a moron.
	You know, You know, when you think about the wonderful Italian-Americans, people who speak Italian, and you think, hey, forget about it.
	That's not Italian.
	That's New York.
	We really have to do something about it.
	It's not at all.
	We understand you can use the F-bomb.
	Unlike if it's in a well place, well, it's fine.
	It's like a spice.
	Like Robert Klein said during his moments of lucidity, he says, You know, cursing is okay as long as it's not a substitution for wit, as long as it doesn't, you know, fill everything.
	You know, there's just something about it.
	It's like when Howard Stern, oh boy, this poor guy, he thought, hey, now I'm on.
	I said, well, what are you going to do?
	Because you're boring.
	Because the thing that kept Stern interesting was the fact that there was this line that he almost came over and almost crossed.
	Did you hear what he almost said today?
	Did you hear what he almost said?
	Well, now he's able to say it, so when he curses, it seems gratuitous.
	And the whole Robin thing, bless her heart.
	The laughing?
	I don't...
	Even Ed McMahon had his moments.
	You've seen Sherman Helmsley and Howard doing the blackface thing.
	That's just not funny.
	Not that it was racist.
	She's not funny.
	Listen, I'm going to say something.
	If something is racist, sexist, homophobic...
	Or Islamophobic.
	And it's funny because you can be funny.
	The joke's got to make sense.
	But if it's gratuitously just mean or you're trying to shock me, stop it.
	Now, by the way, this is one of the...
	Hold it.
	Evan Webb has something to say.
	Listen, I still want to know what happened with the Drudge Report.
	I have not heard Matt in years.
	Did he sell out?
	Evan's worried about this.
	Ladies and gentlemen, please, Evan, we're going to work on this.
	Somebody find out for Evan.
	Evan's worried about this.
	He still wants to know what happened.
	Evan, he walks down the street.
	Hey, Evan!
	He goes up to people he doesn't even know.
	I still want to know what happened to Evan.
	Who's that man?
	I don't know, honey.
	But he still wants to know what happened to Matt Drudge.
	Now, let's do this one.
	This is Byron...
	Byron whatever, from Florida.
	Great, smart guy.
	Check out the CNN anchor or the person or the presenter, whatever the hell she's called, to the left.
	One of the funniest moments ever.
	Watch this.
	My response is that, is that the first statement from...
	She doesn't move, okay?
	She doesn't move.
	She doesn't say anything.
	She doesn't react.
	They could have just brought her in and just put the...
	She just doesn't...
	Care.
	She's thinking, please let me finish my shift and let this end.
	Let me just hang on till Christmas because CNN is cratering.
	Joe Biden is the one that he truly believes.
	He does not think that people who disagree with him are his party, who support President Trump.
	Are, you know, are Americans.
	He thinks that they're garbage.
	That's a fact.
	And what I go back to is four years ago, around this same time, it was Joe Biden that went on The Breakfast Club, and he famously said that if you couldn't vote for him, then you weren't black.
	It's the same Joe Biden.
	Made the same type of statement four years ago.
	So this is consistent with who he is.
	Look, I think right now what we have is a contrast in presidential campaigns.
	Donald Trump has been on the campaign trail talking about fixing our country, ending a lot of the travesties from the Biden-Harris administration, making America great again.
	Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Tim Walz for that matter, they're running around talking about the rally and MSG was a Nazi rally.
	Well, Laura, I spoke at that rally.
	So did Harry O, the founder of Death Row Records.
	So did Vivek Ramaswamy.
	So did Tulsi Gabbard.
	I don't think the Nazis will let us speak at their rally.
	He's talking the whole time.
	So that hateful rhetoric is coming from the left.
	And it's got to stop.
	I mean, no interruption.
	Caitlin would have been there with the eyebrow and the funja face.
	She would have been there.
	I see this stuff the next day.
	I don't see it when it comes out.
	I just think it's funny.
	Who's watching this crap?
	Who honest to God is watching this crap?
	That's what I want to know.
	You know what I want to know too?
	Ready for this?
	I want to know, what are you going to do during the time of some kind of disaster?
	You listen to me and you listen good.
	Tomorrow is the end of the month.
	Today and tomorrow.
	You better hurry up.
	Get your deal right now.
	I'm telling you, the end is nigh.
	Louie nigh.
	Tremendous.
	Hey, Steve Arino.
	Remember him as Steve Allen?
	Before your time.
	Prepare with Lionel.
	Ladies and gentlemen, there is no FEMA.
	There is no help.
	There is nothing.
	I don't know who's running this show.
	I don't know who's in charge of the weather.
	I don't know who's in charge of emergencies.
	I don't know anything.
	All I know is this country is just around here.
	Remember the North California?
	Remember the Northern California fires?
	Hey, there's fires!
	I wonder where they're getting from.
	Shut up.
	Okay.
	Poor Marjorie Taylor Greene.
	You know, I see some lies.
	Are you saying it's Jewish?
	Jewish lasers?
	What?
	You anti-Semite?
	Talking about the fire.
	Shut up.
	What about Lahaina?
	Oh, yeah.
	Did Oprah buy on that property?
	What about all those people?
	Did they ever go back?
	What about Florida?
	Is Florida up and running?
	I don't think so.
	There are some places.
	What happens if all of a sudden that dock worker strikes?
	Uncle Lenny's putting the money.
	I'm going to bet you.
	I'll bet you that's not the October surprise.
	Because remember, they're going to wait until after.
	They're not going to do it now, because now they're going to blame Kamala and Pops.
	But you know that's coming.
	Why?
	Because the dock worker said...
	We're not settling this.
	We're suspending this.
	Remember that?
	When you talk like this, I'm going to choke you.
	You're going to be miserable.
	You're going to live a life without living dead.
	And we're going to pay you.
	I mean, he's saying that.
	One interruption, all of a sudden, the docks, the boats don't.
	They're not docking.
	There's the food and this and that and the cars and everything.
	It's horrible.
	Meanwhile, when it comes to food, what are you going to do?
	Oh, don't worry.
	I got it covered.
	No, you don't.
	Well, that's not going to be a problem.
	No, you don't understand.
	They shut down stores.
	Once the calamity starts, insurance companies are going to say, you're not going to stay in.
	We're not going to.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	You're not going to be open to have basically riot magnets closed down.
	And then this one closes, and then the next thing you know, the local news goes in there.
	We're at the Piggly Wiggly, we're at the Acme, we're at the Trader Joe's, we're at this, we're at this, and they're closed.
	People complaining, scared.
	During COVID, people went nuts over, I don't know why, milk and bread and toilet paper.
	What the toilet paper and COVID was, I have no idea.
	Prepare with Lionel.com.
	The three-month emergency food kit deal right now is the best.
	But just peruse this.
	I'm telling you.
	Prepare with Lionel.com.
	I know what's going to happen.
	Always bet on calamity.
	Always bet on people going nuts.
	You understand this?
	Raul says, when Kemala loses the election, what awaits her?
	Oh, money.
	What me worry?
	Thank you, Maurice Houston.
	Ah, the great Alfred E. Yes.
	Evan, well, I still want to know what happened to the drudgy part.
	Thank you, Evan.
	I still want to know.
	I know you do.
	No, no, seriously.
	I know, Evan.
	I understand.
	I understand this.
	Now, did you see this little story?
	This was good, too.
	Passwords for Colorado's voting systems were posted online for anyone to see.
	For months.
	What are you talking about?
	Democratic Secretary of State Jenna Griswold's office apparently posted them online by accident.
	Griswold's office found out last Thursday and had not told the county clerks who actually run elections.
	Then the Colorado Republican Party went public today, demanding that Griswold secure those voting machines.
	Here's Marshall Zellinger.
	Oh, it's about time.
	The Colorado Secretary of State's office is required to maintain a spreadsheet of certified voting systems for each county.
	That's this list.
	At the bottom of any spreadsheet, you can have multiple tabs.
	You can also hide a tab.
	But if you post the raw spreadsheet to a public website, apparently anyone can also unhide the tab.
	This happened and apparently revealed one set of passwords for voting computers in Colorado.
	Next, confirm this with the Secretary of State's office today, but we learned about it this morning in an email blast from the Colorado Republican Party.
	The passwords had been up for months without it being known, and some, but not all, were current and active.
	Can you believe this?
	How?
	Does this kill you?
	It kills me.
	And how about Joe?
	No matter how good or bad that president is.
	Let me try this again.
	There's always that little glitch.
	I'm sorry about that.
	The words of a president matter.
	Yes.
	No matter how good or bad that president is.
	That's true.
	At their best, the words of a president can inspire.
	Yes.
	At their worst, they can incite.
	Yes.
	The work of the moment and the work of the next four years must be the restoration of democracy, of decency, honor, respect.
	The rule of law.
	Just plain, simple decency.
	The renewal of the politics.
	It's about solving problems, looking out at one another.
	Not stoking the flames of hate and chaos.
	Donald Trump has no character.
	He doesn't give a damn about the Latino community.
	He got his rally called Puerto Rico a floating island of garbage.
	Well, let me tell you something.
	The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters.
	Now, who was it?
	Hang on a minute.
	Who is this?
	It's about solving problems, looking out for one another, not stoking the flames of hate and chaos.
	Donald Trump has no character.
	He doesn't give a damn about the Latino community.
	A speaker at his rally called Puerto Rico a floating island of garbage.
	A speaker at his rally.
	That wasn't a speaker.
	That was a comedian, I think.
	I'm not really sure.
	And by the way, speaking of a president...
	Whose job is to engender and to inspire respect.
	Respect on all levels.
	remember this and then we're gonna have there you got it okay look at this girl look at this terror yeah Do you remember what I told you?
	Smile.
	No, not smile.
	No date until you're 30. Hey, Angel, how are you?
	I'm 12. You're 12 with your name?
	How are you?
	I'm 12. The problem is, you know, you guys, you got a heart.
	You know what I mean?
	All right.
	I like kids better than people.
	Do you know what my dad used to say?
	His granddaughters have won and won now.
	this is this this this is the thing i will never ever ever ever understand predation yeah i Predation!
	How these sick people, and they worry about things, they worry about a comedian who makes a bad joke.
	And by the by, for the record, I believe the Trump administration said something to the effect of they did not approve of the What am I trying to say?
	They did not approve of the jokes ahead of time or he slipped in or whatever.
	It doesn't even matter.
	But this guy is groping, grabbing, caressing, molesting, getting into the physical space, into the personal space of children, creeping them out in front of everybody.
	He doesn't even appreciate it.
	And this son of a gun has the...
	The audacity, the unmitigated C.O. Jones to tell you and me what a president should and shouldn't do.
	Oh, my God.
	For the love of God.
	Now, in case you missed it, last night, I think Gaymala all of a sudden was speaking, and I want you to notice how she's changed a little bit of her, well, of her message.
	See if you can pick it up.
	Politicians have got to stop treating immigration as an issue to scare up votes in an election.
	Now let's think about that.
	Immigration to scare up votes.
	Is it immigration?
	No.
	Is it illegal immigration?
	Yes.
	Is it criminal?
	Yes.
	Is it tren de Arragua?
	Yes.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	That is indeed it.
	Continue, QM.
	And instead, treat it as the serious challenge that it is that we must finally come together to solve.
	Now, you were the one who, when they were asking, said, are you the border's arc?
	No, I'm not the border's arc.
	Oh, yes, you are.
	No, no, not me.
	Are you going to the border?
	I'm not going to Europe either.
	What the hell does that mean?
	I don't know what that means exactly.
	I'm not going to Europe.
	You're not going to Europe?
	What are you talking about?
	What does...
	Any of this mean?
	That's the issue, my friends.
	That's the issue.
	But let's continue.
	I will work with Democrats and Republicans to sign into law the border security bill that Donald Trump killed.
	He didn't kill, by the way.
	You know, it's funny how you can kill it when you're not really...
	No, the reason why is because that bill, and I know you know this, but I'm going to remind you, basically it put into law effective permanently everything that was...
	Extant at the time.
	It did things like, we're going to hire more border people to act as processors to facilitate immigration and not people acting as guardians of the border.
	When I was Attorney General of a border state...
	Oh, here we go.
	I know she took on the cartels.
	I took on the French Connection.
	I did everything.
	I took on Carlos Lader and Pablo Escobar, everybody.
	Al Capone, or Alphonse Capone, as Trump would say.
	I saw the chaos and violence caused by transnational criminal or...
	Transnational, that's her word.
	We're not talking about transnational, we're talking about people that's coming over, many of them from just...
	It's transcontinental.
	Trans...
	Yeah, transcontinental.
	...that I took on.
	She took them on.
	I can't tell you how I took them on exactly.
	Never tried a case, really.
	I sort of, maybe.
	You see, the Attorney General doesn't take on...
	The Attorney General is not a criminal, for the most part, when it comes to the state government.
	The Attorney General is more representing the state of California in bond issues and this and that.
	The prosecutors, statewide prosecutors in particular, are the ones who actually do the crime, not the attorney general.
	But that's okay.
	And when I am president, we will quickly remove those who arrive here unlawfully.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	What did you say?
	Wait, wait.
	What?
	Those who arrive here unlawfully.
	You're going to remove those who've arrived here unlawfully?
	You mean illegal aliens?
	Prosecute the cartels.
	Prosecute the cartels.
	But what if they just came on their own?
	What if they're not a part of a cartel?
	What if it's a bunch of people, a bunch of criminals, who decide, I'm going to come over?
	And give Border Patrol the support they so desperately need.
	Well, they had the support they needed, but before you and what's-his-name started basically, well, I know you, she's selectively in charge and then she's not.
	But you basically upended, you abrogated everything that he did.
	Everything.
	Look at that, they're forced.
	She is such a liar.
	And ladies and gentlemen, I want to provide this to you.
	And I find this to be the most...
	Mrs. Allen, I saw this.
	Last night, the World Series, the Yankees came back 11 to whatever the hell it was.
	And New York fans are normally wonderful people.
	And sometimes there's a little interference.
	Remember that one kid who caught the ball and they were thinking about doing something to him?
	If these people are not permanently banned from baseball participating, I don't know what is.
	Watch this.
	Look at this.
	He's trying to catch it, and this Yankees fan is fighting with him, prying the ball from the glove.
	This fan literally tries to take his glove off.
	Trying to get the ball out.
	One more time.
	Give me that ball.
	I'm not advocating any kind of vigilantism, but my God, that is barbaric.
	You see what I'm saying?
	All right, my friends.
	Dear friends, please go to Lynn's Warriors today.
	She has, oh my God, the latest video on Diddy and how she has been calling the shots, nailing it.
	And she has been on her pieces with Nancy Grace.
	You should see the fighting, the hair pulling.
	You've got to pull them apart.
	I mean, it's incredible.
	It's a Pier 6 brawl.
	Katie bar the door.
	It's incredible.
	It's a Donnybrook.
	So watch this at Lynn's Warriors.
	It's beyond belief.
	Raul Rodriguez, Maurice Houston, Evan Webb.
	By the way, Evan still wants to know what happened to the Drudge Report.
	I'm with you, Evan.
	Lori Cuck, out of control.
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	And listen, more important, I'm going to tell you one more time.
	Prepare with Lionel.
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	The end of the month, do not be caught flat-footed.
	Do you hear what I'm saying?
	You know what I'm saying?
	Okay.
	All right, my friends.
	Have a great and a glorious day.
	See you later this evening at 7 p.m. and also during the day.
	And until then, remember these final words.
	The monkey's dead.
	The show's over.
	Suya.

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