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Oct. 30, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Patriots, Prepare for Battle ⇄ America Faces An Existential Threat and Will Be Victorious
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Dear friend, today is about you.
The title of tonight's disquisition is Patriots Prepare for Battle.
America faces an existential threat and will be victorious.
But that existential threat does not.
It will not end only with this.
You hear what I'm saying?
This is going to be something that we're going to be involved in for the rest of our lives.
And I want you to commit yourself to this battle.
And commit yourself to the battle of making sure that you are always possessed with the facts.
Unless you know the facts of what is going on, you will not be able to do well.
Here I am wearing my 2020 hat.
Look how we have been together.
We have been through this.
I have seen more.
Did we see that plane fly over today?
Was that a Trump plane?
I think we saw a plane fly over the Hudson.
I don't know.
I'm seeing this everywhere.
And what I want you to do right now, my friends, is I want you to listen to Uncle Lenny and I want you to stop and I want you to turn the TVs off.
I don't want you to yell I'm mad as hell.
I want you to say, no, no, I'm proud as hell.
I'm happy as hell.
Bring it on.
Yes, there's going to be Mark Elias in this one.
Yes, yes, yes.
I know what Jamie Raskin said.
Yes, yes.
What do you want to do?
Be petrified?
They want you scared.
They want you beaten.
They want you afraid.
Be not afraid.
We're not going to end fighting this.
We have a momentum we have never had.
Listen to me.
Listen to Uncle Lenny.
We have seen something the likes of which we have never seen.
2016 was great.
2020 was okay.
But nothing is like this.
Repeat.
Nothing is like this.
Rejoice.
Rejoice, my friends.
Rejoice.
This is America.
We're going to kick their arse.
Do you hear me?
We're going to kick their arse.
They're fighting back desperately.
We are not going to jump like little puppets and marionettes every time somebody says, oh, here's another story.
Oh, there's a balance blew up and who cares?
We're on our way.
Just relax.
And here's the best part.
You ready for this?
Listen to me.
There's nothing you can do.
Ah!
Got my 2020 gear on tonight.
Nothing!
So what are you upset about?
What are you going to do?
Worry about this?
What if my ass?
Nothing you can do about it.
I think it looks great.
I think it looks great.
So ladies and gentlemen, please do me a favor.
Let's stand by.
Let's have a great talk, a great discussion tonight.
Let's go through these things.
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My friends, there are things that we have to discuss in terms of...
This is bigger than just Trump.
This is about everything.
How do you handle stress?
How do you handle indecision?
How do you handle this?
Howie Brown, look at this gifted, gifted, gifted 10 Lionel Nation memberships.
Howie, you're the best.
How is it, and I mean this, how is it that you handle stress?
How do you handle worry?
How do you handle it?
How?
This is something you're going to have to deal with.
How do you handle stress, worry, concern?
This is something nobody talks about.
How do you handle it?
What do you do?
This is something you've got to teach kids about.
This is something you've got to teach kids about.
How do you handle worry?
How do you handle stress?
How do you handle responsibility?
How do you handle this?
I've seen this before.
And part of the deal, you know, when you're a lawyer, especially, you know, trial lawyer and you're doing criminal defense, people are scared out of their minds and you have to tell them.
And I always told clients, I always say this, I'll tell you when you have to worry.
If I don't tell you to worry, don't worry about it.
But I'll tell you.
I'm not going to be one of these people that says, I don't want to tell them.
I will tell you.
Recognize it.
Understand it.
And just move forward.
That's all.
Let me say this again.
Everybody who's ever been in battle, I have not been in combat.
I've not been in combat.
But everybody's always said this.
That the worst part about it is the anticipation of it and maybe sometimes seeking after it.
But once the battle commences, you're full speed ahead.
There's no worrying.
You're doing it.
And there are people who cry, and there are people who worry, but they get the job done.
So it's okay to be afraid.
Don't let it paralyze you.
Understand your life and perspective.
Right now, we have...
I wish I could show you this.
Our home looks like...
Well, how would you say this?
It looks like every...
Mrs. L has been packaging...
We have an event coming up.
And we have...
This is for Lynn's Warriors.
And we have been putting together this event for giveaways for people who need, families who need diapers and toiletries and toothbrushes and blankets and kids.
This looks like a relief center, but it's been a beautiful cause.
We've got to get into this stuff.
And there are people who are absolutely...
Are going to cry because you're going to say, here's free diapers and baby wipes and stuff.
This is ridiculous that you've got to give this stuff to the people.
They've got a lot to worry about.
They've got a lot to worry about.
There are people right now that you don't know whose kids are missing and they are freaking out and there's no election, there's no Jamie Raskin.
There's no rally.
There's no bad joke with the Puerto Ricans.
There's no swing state.
There is nothing that means anything to them other than getting their child home.
And they probably realize, I'm not going to see this child because if that child is not there within 24 hours, it doesn't look good.
This is thousands of days.
Thousands.
And I'm not talking about some guy in a white van.
I'm not talking about somebody coming up and just pulling some kid into a van.
I'm talking about people who are just thinking, what?
What?
So, you want to talk about worries?
You want to talk about that?
There are people right now we can go to.
Sloan Kettering, we can go to MD Anderson, we can go to Lee Moffitt Hospital, Catcher Hospital in Tampa.
People are thinking to myself that they're going to die.
Kids, worry.
So you want to talk about that?
Now, I'm not suggesting that because this is a mere election.
What I'm trying to say is this thing called perspective.
And perspective is one of the things, too, because it allows you to say, okay, let me see if I can handle this stuff.
The good news is I'm not in charge of this.
I'm doing everything I can.
I'm putting the word out.
You're putting the word out.
We're doing everything I can to spread the holy word of truth, to make people feel...
That it's okay to give them a home, to let them feel like, you know what?
This is okay.
It's okay for you to feel this.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
I've got this friend of mine.
He sends me stuff.
Today I said, you do realize I don't read any of your texts or open any of your articles.
You do realize that.
I'm just going to say, I just don't want you to waste your time because I don't read anything you're saying.
I don't really care.
I don't really care.
I don't understand what people...
What are you trying to do?
What are you trying to do?
I said, what?
Are you going to try to convince me that I'm wrong about Trump?
You think you're going to tell me something?
Oh, I got an Atlantic article.
Well, that changed everything.
Hey, how come you're not for Trump anymore?
Oh, my friend sent me an article from the Atlantic.
And it said that Trump's a liar.
And, well, I changed my mind.
I'm going to vote for Gemala.
But she's a liar, too.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Huh.
It's a hell of a point.
I don't know what to do now.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure about this.
See?
You see this?
What are you supposed to do?
We're doing great.
We're doing great.
And the momentum that this...
We have forever enlivened, enraged.
We have brought people to the fore who've never been a part of this.
People who have never really...
Cared about anything.
People who have just said, this is ridiculous, and I don't know why.
Why?
What is so special now about this?
What is so special?
Laurie Cuck, ladies and gentlemen, Laurie Cuck, who says, I'm curious about MKUltra subjects.
Where are they?
Do we have any idea what became of them?
JD is going to be superb on JRE Wednesday.
I did not know that, JD.
Oh!
Oh!
I did not know that.
I've been busy with other items today.
Mr. Vance, that's wonderful.
Wonderful.
You do know that Kamala said to Joe Rogan, remember, Kamala always gives you He goes, well, I'll be on your show, but you've got to come to me.
And Joe says, no, no, no.
This is my studio where I feel comfortable and I have my equipment and my people and no, you come here.
So what she does is she'll say, well, I'll do it, but...
You have to come over here, and then she's going to show up late, like she did with Bret Baier, who, by the way, destroyed her.
It was one of the best things I ever saw in my life.
It's going to be incredible.
Now, I don't know.
What are we going to do?
What am I trying to say?
What are we going to do?
Election night.
I've got to figure out something.
We've got to be together.
We have to be together.
Do you agree with me?
I don't want you to be by yourself.
You've got to be with your own Uncle Lenny on this.
You've got to do this.
We've got to be together.
We've got to be there just to watch the things roll in and just to be together and that sort of stuff.
Oh, this is wonderful.
It's going to be terrific.
I think it's going to be wonderful.
I think we're going to be together.
And because I think we should be together for family.
Because we've been together for the whole time.
And I also want you, like Raul and Tommy and Sarah and Billy and Franz, everybody to be a part of this.
Because I'm telling you, and Varya, is that your name?
Karen Peterson, Steve Ophelia, Ophelia, remember them?
Ophelia, there's a name for them.
Danny Howell.
Look at this.
The Usual Suspects.
We've been through this for years.
We've been through, oh my god, some, I just, and today, you know, that's why today I said I can't do any actualities, any clips.
I don't want to, I'm going to just talk to you about this.
I want to just relax.
I say, we're doing great.
We're doing great.
I am telling you, this is the most important thing.
We have, remember our friend Carmen Brady?
Where is she and others?
People from the get-go have been with us.
I don't know why I saw her on Twitter and I just remembered her.
Just different people that, you know, it's a unique thing.
I was saying this and I will say this to you.
I do not believe, and this is important, I do not believe...
Oh, look at this.
He said, Lionel's the same age as my brother who passed away three years ago from ALS.
Oh!
Was he a member of the 58 Club?
Well, his spirit is with us now.
His spirit is with us now.
I do not believe in what you...
May call prototypical classic spirituality.
I believe the following.
I believe that when you have known somebody and you have been a part of your life, you've loved them, they are in you.
And you sit, sometimes you look up and you smile.
That's all.
I was thinking about this my mother today.
We had these great sense of humor.
She's just this great sense of humor.
And one time, I remember being in the kitchen, I forget when I was in high school.
And she says, throw out that bag.
So I walked over and I picked her up and I took her to the, you know, we were laughing so hard.
And that was a big like, throw out that bag.
She is with us.
With now.
She is with us.
We, so, so, so.
Again, I don't know what you want to call it.
I don't know if it's God, Spirit, or I don't know.
She's here.
I see jokes.
I know you, and I know, and I feel, and I'm looking up and down, and I don't know anything about that.
I'm just saying that when somebody's been with you for a long period of your life, they are in you.
They are, like, laminated in you.
You can't get them out of you, if that makes any sense.
Bill Simpson says, What is your opinion of Mark Elias and do you think the haters need a soulless ghoul like him on their side?
First of all, this was this Steve Bannon who came out.
Steve Bannon always looks, either he's got some wicked rosacea or he looks like he's always sunburned or something.
He always wears the same coat, the same whatever.
It's okay.
But he brought up Mark Goliath.
Here's what you do, which I like.
Identify to people what they're going to do.
Say, listen to what they're going to do.
They're going to throw this.
Raskin said this.
They're going to do this.
Here it comes.
So that when it happens, you go, see, here we go.
You see what's happening?
No, yes, it is.
You told me what happened.
You told me that would happen.
Yes, it would.
It's it.
That's it.
So that's good.
What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?
Worry about it?
What are we going to do?
I don't know.
Let Trump worry about it.
Not Steve Miller.
Stephen Miller.
Or the Steve Miller man.
The properties of love.
Let them figure it out.
Let Lara Trump figure it out.
I'm still trying to figure out.
I heard that Kimberly Guilfoyle was at the event at the Garden.
She didn't speak.
What the hell is that all about?
Karen Peterson, ladies and gentlemen, says, I think it's their energy that we feel.
You know, sometimes we have this thing that we do.
Let me give you an example.
Do you know what wind is?
Have you ever felt wind?
Of course.
Ever felt a breeze?
Of course.
Where is the breeze coming from, seriously?
I don't know.
Where is the breeze coming from?
What was the upper pressure?
I don't know.
I feel it.
I can see it.
I mean, I can see the effects of it.
You can't see it, but I can see things, you know, I can see sand or dust or debris.
I can feel the wind.
But I don't know why.
I don't know what it is.
I really can't.
I can't tell you exactly what it is.
I can't tell you exactly radio waves.
I can kind of explain it, but it doesn't make, it doesn't, it doesn't.
You take it.
And you transmit it and you transform it and then it goes out.
I don't know what that means.
I mean, I say it, but it doesn't intuitively.
But I know it's true.
I don't have to worry about the interstitial reasons about what it is.
What about love?
When somebody says, Mom, Dad, I think I met the girl I'm going to marry.
I think I'm falling in love.
What does that mean?
I still think love is the greatest thing in the world.
Love is an obsessive-compulsive disease.
It'll kill you.
It's wonderful.
Explain that when it's a mental illness.
But it's a wonderful mental illness.
What is it?
I don't know.
I feel it.
You feel it.
But not with everybody.
Just some people.
You also can't...
I don't know about you, but I can't see people falling at the same time with two people.
It's one or the other.
You don't fall in love with two people.
You can't do that.
I don't think it's possible.
So, my point through this circuitous rambling is that I don't know why things are.
I just know what I feel.
I don't have to explain it.
And I don't have to explain.
I always want to remember, we're going to outsmart people.
Be the mastermind.
Don't let people get you.
Know they're playing you.
Know they're playing you.
And there are other people who sit around and they say, for example, people have to pretend to be worried about stuff.
They have to pretend.
If you're going to work at Fox News, you've got to pretend to be worried about things.
You've got to pretend to be.
Some things are really not that important.
Some things are critical.
Some things aren't.
Nelson says, Uncle Lenny, Vance is doing Joe Rogan's show tomorrow, and Gamala pulls ads in North Carolina.
Can't wait for all this to be over.
Pulling ads!
What does that tell you?
Listen, remember one thing, and thank you.
J.D. Vance, I gotta tell you something.
Mrs. Dell and I were thinking, you know, this guy, something works with him.
He's a great speaker.
Out of all the people.
The guy that I think, this sounds about, name them all.
From Trump, to Eric, to this, to Stephen, to Rudy, to Vivek, to Tucker, to Elon.
And Elon is a weird dude.
Great.
I don't care.
He's the richest weird dude in the world.
Good for you.
The guy that I would feel, Immediately I could laugh with is JD.
That's the guy that I can get along with.
Have you ever met somebody where all of a sudden, there's a friend of mine.
I can't tell you who she is.
You know her.
Maybe.
We were talking one day.
And we were getting along.
It was fine.
And she told me, you know, she says, my mother loved kind of bawdy jokes.
I said, really?
Yeah.
I guess I'm, I kind of find it funny.
I said, I do too.
I said, but you don't know what a real, kind of a good dirty joke is.
I know you don't.
Yes, I do.
I said, no, you don't.
So we started telling each other jokes.
We hit it off.
The chemistry of it.
So much.
So fast.
I don't know why.
I don't know.
It was like opening a lock and the tumblers just fell in.
And I've known this.
I'll be with somebody and I'll know when we connect.
I know because they'll laugh at something.
I know.
When you're on stage and you're talking to us and all of a sudden you'll hit a joke.
And they start laughing.
That's why great, and I don't want to say stand-up, I hate that word, but if you do kind of the subject matter and you phrase something in a way, give you an example.
People are like this.
When Anthony Scalia tragically was found dead on a Some kind of weird, whatever this Illuminati what the hell was it?
It was like a hunting lodge.
One day I said, oh, I don't think there was anything weird about the way he died.
After all, they found a pillow on his head.
People laughed.
Second time I told it.
I said, They found a pillow on his head.
Third group.
I went back to the first way.
They found a pillow on his head.
Same words.
The pause.
I don't know why.
I know a guy who's known as being a joke teller.
He just tells you the joke.
There's no...
There's no acting.
There's no irony.
There's no pause.
I love certain jokes.
Give an example.
And you can tell somebody.
To me, and I don't laugh, but I see the humor.
But the way you tell it, two guys are talking.
One guy says, you know, I'm kind of embarrassed.
I've always been wise.
He says, my father, he was a town drunk.
That's not so bad.
New York?
Okay.
You got that?
Good.
Either you get it or you don't.
Sometimes, the way you talk to people, the way you say things, the way you look at them, the way you speak, how you speak, the tone, you just like people.
J.D. Vance, I like.
J.D. Vance, I'll bet, has a...
I'll bet you...
I always knew, give me five minutes with George W. Bush, I'll kill him with jokes.
Because I can tell that sense of humor.
I've been through this.
And one of the things that is the best part, the best part, about getting, I don't want to say getting older, but learning, is that you can tell the 17-year-old that nobody else will understand.
Well, he won't.
I've met more people than you.
I've met that kind.
I've met this.
Oh, you know what?
I've met her before.
Oh, I've met this sob.
Oh, I've met her before.
I know all these people.
There's only like a few categories of people.
Oh, I know that guy.
I know that one.
I've met that.
I can't tell you.
That's the thing.
And one of the things that I would tell you about Donald Trump, if I had to explain this, and I always give this, I always use this as an example.
If I could give you How do I say this?
If I could tell you, somebody from another planet, if I said, let me explain this to you because you don't understand it.
Donald Trump is weird.
He's weird.
He's kind of awkward.
Sometimes, whatever, I said the other day, one of the best things that he did that he should have done the whole time.
And I don't know why.
He did it a little bit with other people.
But for some reason with Joe Rogan, if I said, be yourself.
Be yourself.
Shem along with ding-dong, lacks verisimilitude.
Oh, there's a lot.
We could spend the rest of our program talking about that.
But do you know what Trump did, which is the most important?
And thank you, by the way.
For your kindness.
You know what Trump does?
When Trump does this thing where he just sits back in the chair, you know how he always leans forward?
I want him to lean back.
J.D. Vance is easy to talk to like Clinton without the sleeves.
Yeah.
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
There is...
I can't explain this to you.
When Trump...
Was talking to Joe Rogan.
He said, yeah, I know that.
And he's just kind of tired.
The best is when you're sitting back.
Trump always leans forward.
If you could give somebody a real comfortable chair.
Do you know why?
And I've never been to therapy or anything like that.
Not that there's anything wrong with it.
But psychoanalysis.
I have a friend of mine who is a psychoanalyst.
That's an MD.
This is Freudian.
Psychotherapist, PhD, or Master's.
Psychoanalyst is MD.
It's a psychiatrist.
And he says to me, I said, do you really have a couch?
He says, oh yeah.
Well, not a couch, but something to lay down.
Oh, absolutely.
Why?
He says, because you think differently.
When you're back, when you're looking up, whether it's because of the way your eyes look, the way you fixate.
Let me give you an example.
Okay, listen to me carefully.
I want you to think right now, listen carefully, of what garlic frying in oil smells like.
Can you smell it?
Can you see?
Okay.
You're remembering it.
But you don't smell it.
But you remember the smell.
But you can't smell it.
But you remember, I got it.
I got it.
But where is it?
I don't know.
There's Em.
How you doing, you old rascal?
Thank you, Em.
Excellent.
Think about what I'm saying.
You're sitting there.
Ready for this?
Think about your mother's face right now.
Think about your mother's face.
Whether it's a picture, her face, or her laughing.
Where is it?
Where are you looking?
You're looking somewhere.
You don't realize it.
You're looking somewhere in your brain.
Think of the vision as like the five die.
Like dice die.
One, two, three, four.
In the middle.
You look up and up.
You do this.
You access this.
Now, let me put you on a couch or recline.
You can either close your eyes or look up or whatever it is.
Now do it.
You access it.
Something, you're connecting differently.
I don't know what the hell it is.
It's just true.
You just do.
It's like when you're in bed, when you're looking up, when you're thinking.
You're accessing these things.
And that's why there's something to be said for people.
Who are able to use sometimes drugs and alcohol and certain things to access, to unleash and disconnect and unblock your ability to access the way you feel.
And sometimes those feelings are false.
Sometimes drugs and narcotics give you a false feeling of it.
But nonetheless, and how you mix it safely, I don't know.
So what I'm saying is, when you're watching J.D. Rans and you're saying, I like that guy.
What is he saying?
It's the...
Camber, the style, the smoothness, the selection of words.
Stephen Miller gave a great speech, but he doesn't exude warmth.
Here's a word.
Phony.
Alina Haba.
Phony.
Absolutely, 100% phony.
Here's somebody.
Greg Gutbucket.
Can't get past it.
I'm the funny guy.
No, you're not.
Calm down.
I can't.
I'm the funny guy.
Cut that out.
Tone it down.
I can't.
I'm on.
I'm always on.
You'd be surprised.
Rush Limbaugh was one of the shyest people.
I'm serious.
Nice guy.
When he was on air...
Oh, man!
We were at a party one time for a guy, a place called Ben Benson's in Midtown.
And I was standing next to him, it was WABC, somebody was going away, and Rush showed up, very, very nice.
He was such a nice guy.
And you could tell he was almost like, listen, why don't we, uh...
Because I think, I think that I gave the impression of, I don't really give a shit, but I like you.
You know who's a sweetheart?
Who's a sweetheart?
Believe it or not, when you meet him, you think, this is the guy who's...
Mark Levin.
Sweetheart!
Who's this?
Giuliani.
We were at an event one time when Mrs. L was there, and I said, you know, I said, you remember me?
He said, remember you?
It was like hugging the nicest guy.
Now, sometimes it comes up.
Trump, I don't think he's...
I've met him a couple of times, but he's not a huggy.
Doesn't matter.
When you put him on that stage, you could have a guy comes out who looks like an action hero, and I don't know what it is.
It's that weird thing that kids pick up on.
They say, kids will say, oh, I like this guy.
I don't like that guy.
Kids don't know handsome.
Kids don't know pretty.
Kids don't know smart or rich.
Kids will connect.
Kids know.
Dogs know.
They know this.
And we give off these things.
And if you're lucky enough to give off these things and to be running for office, there are very few people who can do this.
They can just do it.
And it's a weird thing, and we don't care about this.
And I'm sorry to say this, but as society becomes more and more cut off from reality, you know, where we become more and more, I don't want to keep saying this, but on like the spectrum, I don't think we even realize this or recognize this anymore.
I don't want to keep using that term.
I'm using it incorrectly, but you know what I mean.
Now, speaking of this.
Disaster!
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I've always thought to myself, you know, it's got to be tough to be a salesman for a car.
Car salesman, that must be tough.
To be a car salesman?
God!
People just, oh my God.
Because, I mean, you need a car, but you don't need a car.
I mean, very rarely, you know.
Certain things I wonder about, like mattress storage.
How often do you buy a mattress?
I don't know.
What's the turnover for mattresses?
What do I know?
But I thought to myself, the easiest thing, not that I'm trying to sell this, would be emergency food.
This is the thing.
People would say, where do I go?
Sign me up.
I'll take it.
Well, don't you want to hear about it?
Hear about it.
You just said emergency food.
I'll take it.
It's 25 years.
Of course.
Thank you.
I'll take it.
How much is it?
Where do I go?
How long?
Can I do six months?
Nine months?
A year?
Whatever.
Okay.
Thank you.
Would you like to hear the varieties?
Emergency food?
Yeah.
Yeah, be nice.
But I think the word emergency food is the thing.
This is the most, yeah.
So anyway, I found that.
But you know what happens when you talk about emergency food?
People don't want to think about it and say, what if I have emergency?
You mean I could need emergency food?
Oh my god.
And then they start arguing with it.
Well, you know, we've got stuff.
It's like, what?
Well, you know, we have things and, you know, I don't know, banana chips and I've got pasta.
I've got a fishing pole.
I will never understand that.
You say, did you hear what I said?
Emergency food?
Yeah.
And you want to have...
For some reason, they want...
Listen, I don't want to be one of these doomsayers, but I'll just say it this way.
Something's got to happen.
And you're going to say, God, I'm so glad I listened to Uncle Lenny.
What was I doing?
Thank God.
Honey, we got food.
Don't worry about it.
We've got food for, you know, six months.
We can do it.
We're okay.
Macaroni and cheese, bread, what do you want?
We got it all here.
It just makes sense.
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It's one of those things where I just, I don't, I don't know.
I love the way people always will fight you on different things.
Preparewithlionel.com.
Go do it.
That's all.
That's all I'm going to tell you.
Now, who hasn't voted?
Anybody here not voted?
Anybody here?
Are you going to wait until November?
We early voted.
I told you about that.
Over here!
I told you about the hold.
Everybody here vote?
Anybody?
Okay.
Is there anybody who's not voted?
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
Anybody?
Anybody?
Look at this.
Islet Y. Hang on.
Oh, me?
Oh, of course.
Lizzie Solak.
What, are you kidding me?
Of course.
The den mother?
Of course.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Cock-eyed.
Wimpy attitude.
UK.
Sorry.
Listen, Islet, I want you to leave, come back, naturalize quickly, sign up, and vote for Trump.
There's no...
RK is going to vote in person.
Okay, that's what I did.
How about early vote in person?
Do you have early vote?
We did it in person.
I love that.
And also, do yourself a favor.
Make sure it's not against the law for you to print, to show your ballot, I know.
I know you're going to laugh.
Ask Steve Bannon whether these rat bastards go too far sometimes.
Ask Steve Bannon.
It's against the law in many, many states to take a picture or to even show anybody your ballot.
And that goes back to when people were paid to vote.
And they would say, okay, I'll give you $25, but you take a picture of the vote.
Well, they didn't have it.
It's dramatic.
But the point is, So these, it's kind of obvious now.
I mean, we take pictures of everything.
I'll never understand that.
Especially people's feet.
Do you ever see that?
Do you ever see these gnarled fetlocks on a railing or something?
Ah, living the good life.
Living the, oh, I mean, you know, let's face it, it's tough to be a foot.
Both feet are 25% of all bones in the body.
I understand the whole thing about the whole, you know, the biometrics and the percussion of the feet.
But dear God, in any event, be careful.
Don't take pictures of your ballot.
Don't do it.
I don't understand.
I mean, you know, when camera phones came out, and I bet you somebody said, well, I'll throw a phone in there.
And if I could have met with Steve Jobs or whoever came up.
Remember the first, those flip camera phones?
Those were horrible.
But if I told him, I said, do you understand how people are going to go crazy with this?
Kelly McKinnon said, Mr. L, I was hoping you would be on election night.
I'm in.
I saw Steve Bannon today.
Fight, fight, fight.
Oh, Steve was going great.
He kept talking about, and we met, and I taught civics in Danbury with the Puerto Ricans.
Boy, the Puerto Ricans are coming.
Leave it to Trump.
Puerto Ricans are coming out.
I'm voting for Trump.
No problem.
Well, you know, I don't care what he said.
I don't care.
Trump didn't say that.
Whatever this guy does.
Whatever this guy does.
It's so funny.
I have a friend who absolutely I drive crazy.
And this is what he says.
Did you hear what Hitler said?
I mean, Hitler.
Did you hear what Trump said to you?
Sounds like Hitler.
I said, well, Hitler was a tremendous speaker.
Now, I'm saying this.
Please don't take this out of context.
I'm telling him as a joke.
I said, I'll have a speaker.
Got the job done.
Trains ran on time.
And I just, nothing he said.
I said, well, you're really talking oratory style, right?
Not theology.
I said, do you really think that Trump's Hitler?
Do you really, I mean, do you really think, I said he's Hitler?
Does Jared Kushner know about this?
Does Adelson know about this?
Does Bibi Netanyahu, Trump, who moves the embassy to Jerusalem, or does he know about that?
And his daughter, who converted to Judaism, and his Jewish grandchildren, do they know this?
Because this is news to me.
Did you know that?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, this is...
Where did you get this from?
They just use this word Hitler all the time.
Hitler, Hitler.
And they're so...
And they never do...
They never understand like the Mussolini connection.
I swear to you, if you said to somebody, keep $100 in your pocket, $100 bill, and ask somebody, you define fascism and this is yours.
You've said fascist.
Because every now and then there's a fascist.
This is yours.
They can't do it.
We've been through this.
I don't care about this.
I am going to gloat like you can't.
Oh, my friend's sending me stuff now as we speak.
He just doesn't get it.
I wrote him today.
I said, you know, I don't care about it.
I love you.
You're a friend of mine.
I said, I don't care about what you say.
And he keeps sending me this stuff.
Okay.
And I send them things like terrible pictures of really bad surgery, really bad stuff, you know, knee reconstruction.
If you didn't know what it was, if you ever see knee reconstruction, it is just, it looks like medieval.
And I send them pictures of surgery.
Why not, you know, just make them say, what is this about?
This is more interesting than the stuff you send.
But I'm going to gloat.
I'm going to be so obnoxious.
I'm going to walk out and basically point to my arse and say, pucker up!
Give you half an hour to draw a crowd!
All of yous I've been putting up with.
And then, of course, you know, the torrent of hate and everybody's going to know they're going to go crazy.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Do you understand how...
And remember, you're not going to learn anything November the 5th.
You're going to hear, and the projected winner is Donald Trump.
And then the challenges are going to come.
And then this one is going to come.
And then this one's not close.
And then all of a sudden, Philadelphia's going to blow up.
You know, the supervisor of the election is going to be hit by a death ray.
And then all this stuff, zombie apocalypse, they're going to come moving.
And then, you know, I know.
But what Trump's got to do is he's got to tell people, get ready.
Let me tell you what they're going to do.
First of all, they're going to go crazy.
Next, they're ready to challenge him right now.
If I had pulled a Jamie Raskin, if I had said this like, we're going to challenge this, no matter what, and we just may not, they would have arrested me.
He's the only one who basically announces in advance what Trump theoretically did.
Can you believe this?
But stop worrying about this.
What do you care?
I don't care.
Let them do it.
I don't care.
They'll figure it out.
I'm not on the team.
They're not paying me to worry about it.
I don't care.
What am I going to do?
Worry about this?
It's up to you.
Trust me.
Trump wants this.
You think you want it?
You think he's getting around with this?
Something tells me.
Here's Big Crypto, by the way.
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Get your, for election season, get yours before trick-or-treat.
Oh my God.
You know, we have these things here, trick-or-treat.
That's, what is that, two days?
I never got into trick-or-treat.
And when you live in, you know you live in New York in apartment buildings, you have this thing where you tell people things like, hey listen, they say, now if you want, if you want to have some, if you want trick-or-treaters in your building, can you put this little pumpkin and say, no.
No.
For reasons you probably have not thought of.
But if you want trick-or-treaters, would you sign up and put this pumpkin on the door?
Okay, I'll put the pumpkin on the door.
This way, I understand the kids will come in and they'll buy the thing.
And one, I forget, one year, this poor kid wasn't paying attention.
He goes, ding-dong, what is this?
And this kid's standing there dressed up, I go, oh my god.
Just a minute.
Poor kid.
What have we got?
Got some granola?
A health bar or something?
How about some barilla pasta?
But that's coming up.
And the whole Halloween thing is, have you noticed?
Mrs. L, she's so sweet.
She says, I like scarecrows.
I like, what do you like?
Straw.
Not straw.
Pumpkins!
All it is is skeletons and witches and skeletons and ghouls.
You should see the Upper East Side.
You should see this whole thing.
I don't understand any of this stuff.
Funny this thing.
We'll talk about that.
We'll talk about that.
I'm going to tell you something right now that you're not going to believe.
You have never been more alive than you have now through Trump.
You have never enjoyed politics more.
You have never cared more about races.
I want to thank Gay Mala.
Wait, wait, wait.
Everything they do gets a reaction.
Did you see Gay Mala standing next to Michelle Obama?
I'm not going to say anything.
I just have one word.
What the hell is...
Oh my God!
That's all I'm going to say.
And people went berserk.
Now did you ever do this for Laura Bush?
Or Rosalind Carter?
Or Lady Bird Johnson?
Or Bess Truman?
No!
But Michelle?
It's incredible.
People go absolutely say, thank you for that.
Thank you.
If I met Kemal, I'm going to say thank you.
You could have been competent, smart, intelligent.
It would have been so goddamn boring.
It's not even funny.
Gretchen Whitmer, okay.
What was that?
Oh.
Gretchen Whitmer is just...
She's just kind of weird.
But she doesn't say anything that crazy.
She just kind of looks kind of crazy.
She's got that Stepford-y kind of weird...
But there's nothing really...
Stacey Abrams?
There's nobody really...
There's nobody that crazy.
Johnny Mazzis-Bazz says, Hope former Ambassador Richard Grinnell comes back.
Oh, I do too.
I hope so.
And the people that I want in the cabinet...
Oh God, if Mearsheimer, oh my God.
Mearsheimer, they would go crazy with it.
But anyway.
But I'm serious.
If I said, Gamala and Timmy, Tampon Timmy, I want to thank you.
You gave us so much fun.
We knew you'd be weird, but we never, ever thought you'd be anything like you've been.
We never, ever.
Ever thought.
We didn't know anything about it.
I mean, we didn't know Gaimala.
We didn't really know that much about you.
Honest to God.
I didn't know anything about you.
I mean, okay.
I mean, you didn't do anything.
I really wasn't paying attention because you were the vice president.
And I don't know where it was.
Do you remember where you were when you said, holy shit, this woman's out of her mind.
Or as my friend says, and I'm sorry, this is a terrible thing to say.
And I don't mean to say it, but it's very true.
He says, holy shit.
She's retarded.
I know you can't say that.
I know.
But some people say it.
And they don't mean anything bad about kids or children.
It's a bad word.
But it says it perfectly.
And he was like shocked.
He said, oh my god.
You know, true story.
The first time I ever saw Foster Brooks, I was...
I had these duties when I was a kid.
Shining my father's shoes.
Doing this.
Mowing lawns.
Cleaning toilets.
I just did it.
They just said, go this.
Find my shoes.
Okay.
I mean, I'm like, shining shoes.
I never thought as a kid, gee, maybe I can object to this.
Pilgrim says, please let Elon run NASA and all the Space Force.
No.
Let him privatize it.
I don't want...
I don't think the government should be involved in this because once he gets in there, it screws up.
So anyway, as I was doing the shoes, I was watching an NBA game.
I don't know why.
I forget what it was.
And somebody says, and now here's the NBA commissioner.
And it was Foster Brooks pretending he was drunk.
I never saw him before.
I was a kid.
I said, this guy's drunk.
Oh my God.
Is anybody watching this?
Is it?
Oh my God!
I didn't know.
It's like one time I was watching.
Remember bowling on Saturday with Chris Shankle and Nelson Burton Jr.?
This guy was, he bowled a perfect score.
300.
I was so excited.
I went to pick up the phone.
You were watching this?
I didn't have no cell phones.
It was a lie from the Firestone, Chris Shankle, Nelson Burton, Earl Anthony.
Anyway.
So the first time I saw this Foster Brooks, I said, that's when I first, I don't know where it was.
How did you remember when you were, when you realized that Gay Mala was like crazy or stupid or whatever it's called, Logoria?
I don't know where I was.
I don't, and people were saying, oh my God, it's true.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Yeah, the border.
He had the border.
He goes, I haven't been to Europe.
I thought, what the hell is she talking about?
What the fuck is she talking about?
Oh, my God.
As my friend says, again, I'm sorry.
I think she's retarded.
I'm sorry.
But it's...
And then, oh, my God.
At first, remember when Joe was walking around?
You're going to tell your grandkids, Grandpa, what?
Tell us about Joe Biden.
Well...
Let me do my Joe Biden.
No, kids.
Give me your iPad.
Here.
This is Joe Biden.
I'm not kidding you.
Oh, my God.
And listen, kids.
Listen to Grandpa Lenny here.
They didn't know he was gone.
They kept saying, he's sharp.
Him!
You're kidding.
I'm telling you.
This was going on.
Really?
Yes!
What year was it?
2020?
2020?
And it was...
It was terrible.
And he kept walking around.
Here he is.
Oh, look at this.
Come here.
Give Grandpa your thing.
Look, give me your iPad.
This is him with this thing called the G7.
Look at this Georgia Maloney.
Look, he's walking around.
Look!
Look at this!
Is this fixed?
No!
It's true!
This was years ago, before you were born.
Crypto says, I have a friend who won't let me say that word no more.
Well, I can understand it.
I mean, you're going to be telling people about it and saying, no, no, wait.
You don't understand this.
So they got rid of him and they brought her in.
She's worse.
He's veg.
He's, you know, he's got problems.
But she was, she said things like, and the light.
Listen to these.
I hope you're subscribed to my newsletter, okay?
That's all I'm going to say.
These quotes are unbelievable.
Imagine telling this to your kids.
These are actual quotes.
Ready for this?
The governor and I, we were all doing a tour of the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of time, right?
The passage of time.
Oh, yes.
The significance of the passage of time.
So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires.
What we need to do to create these jobs.
And there is such great significance to the passage of time when we think about a day in the life of our children.
We will work together.
And continue to work together to address these issues and to work together as we continue to work operating from the new norms, rules, and agreements that we will convene to work together.
We will work on this together.
We got to take this stuff seriously.
As seriously as you are because you have been forced to take this seriously.
It is time for us to do what we have been doing.
That time is every day.
Here's my favorite.
So Ukraine is a country in Europe.
It exists next to another country called Russia.
Russia is a bigger country.
Russia is a powerful country.
Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine.
So basically, that's wrong.
Thank you, God.
Thank you for this.
And then, and then, you got better.
Then you saw Timmy.
Tampon Timmy.
Called my friend.
Known him since I was eight years old.
Eight years old.
One of my oldest friends.
We had sleepover.
We didn't even know what a sleepover was.
Known him my whole life.
He's a doctor in Minnesota.
What is this guy like?
He goes, good guy.
He's a lib, but he's not crazy.
He's a good guy.
Best healthcare assistant, best education.
Okay, I'll give the guy a shot.
I had no idea.
I said, okay.
Tim Walls.
Or some people say Waltz.
It's Walls.
Walls.
Not Waltz.
Walls.
Hello, Walls.
Farron Young, Willie Nelson.
Anyway.
I don't know about you, but what he said, this gushing, goofy, jazz hands, pointing, it was like Richard Simmons meets Wilford Brimley together in this weird thing.
I thought, I cannot believe this.
Gaming with AOC and doing the wrong thing.
What about his Chinese He made you feel like a prostitute.
And you know what, people?
The funniest meme.
I love memes.
The funniest meme ever was today.
He says, what?
I thought he was gay.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I'm not saying that.
But that's what people are saying.
Did you see him go back to his school?
Yep, there it is.
Seems like it was yesterday.
And they kind of looked at him like, okay, who's this?
Oh, no, he said he was a teacher.
Hey!
Hey, it's Tim, is it?
Tim!
Yeah, Tim!
Hey!
Welcome back, I guess.
I mean, you can't believe this.
So I would love to be on that morning, Joe.
I would be the ball buster.
They would never let me know.
And I'd say, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Meager.
Let me ask you a question.
Can you introduce me to the brain surgeon who picked that?
Look at me.
When you first heard her, when you first heard her do this word salad gibberish, what did you think?
I know you hate Trump.
I know not.
I know not.
But what did you think?
What did you and JoJo think?
What did you think?
I'm trying to work on this song.
What the hell is on Scarborough's hair?
What is that thing this bird's nest is wearing?
I don't know what this is.
I can't believe this.
This woman is, as my friend would say, pardon my French, I think she's retarded.
She is the nominee, and we're talking about Puerto Rican jokes?
And what?
So be happy!
Be happy!
Happy!
Crypto today, Crypto Domini says, I love hearing Mrs. L in the background.
You helped me feel that home.
Home on the road.
Thank you, Uncle Lanny.
Oh, isn't she great?
We laugh.
Oh, my God.
You should have seen this today.
Went to a Costco.
We had to buy all kinds of stuff.
Oh, my God.
There was something, you know, it's so funny.
I love that whole Costco thing.
It's just, isn't that something, honey?
How about the people eating the hot dogs and the pizza there?
Yeah.
How about these poor people who sit there with the hairnets handling stuff and little people say, what is this?
And this one guy was, and he had two, like, mothballs.
I said, what is this?
He didn't even have a sign for what it was.
And people spit it out.
I don't even know what the hell it was.
I still don't know what it was.
But I just love this.
You see these?
They had an 80, was it 85 inch?
85 inch TV.
$1,000.
85. I'm not, it might have been 89. Maybe it was 85. It was 80 something.
85 inch screen.
And all of them, you know, Look great.
That's not what it looks like when you get home, because they're being fed a direct feed.
This isn't cable or something.
You'll never see this picture ever again.
That's almost like a direct monitoring.
But I just got the best thing in the world.
Can I tell you this?
And I'm not pushing this.
If they're smart, they'll do it.
I told you this.
My woozu, this is the greatest thing ever.
Got two of them.
I swear to God, you could be in a sauna with your little clicker.
You want like that, Doug?
Little pulses.
Would you like one?
Set it on for an hour.
It's the greatest thing in the world.
How about people buying toilet paper in numbers?
Because I think they're selling them on eBay.
They must be.
There's no way a family could use as much toilet paper.
But anyway, through this whole thing, I'm looking around and I'm thinking, do these people look like gay Marla voters?
No!
These people are into value.
They're into low cut.
They're into money.
They're into, obviously, they have these...
Have you ever seen the Costco gas lines?
Are you saving that much?
Whatever!
And today it was eerily empty, which is very strange.
So I'm looking around and I'm thinking, do you think these people know who Jamie Raskin is?
Do you think they know anything about really the issues?
Do you think these people are going to go and vote for anything other than I'm a Democrat or I hate Trump or I like Trump?
Do you honestly, do you know what people vote for?
What we're talking about is complete nonsense.
Go to a Costco, go to a Trader Joe's, whatever the hell it is.
And look around you.
Now, Whole Foods, that's a little libby.
You know what I mean?
That's the whole thing.
It's a different story completely.
Americans don't know this.
Americans don't know anything but the way they feel.
The way they feel about stuff.
And like you said before, and I agree.
I said, maybe I said, and I agree with myself.
J.D. Vance, I think I just like him.
I like him.
Mike Pence, Creeped me out.
I was at an event with him in front.
He looked like that fellow from...
Was it Under Seize or something?
It was Steven Seagal, the guy with the white hair.
There's always like the creepy albino character.
Not that albinos are...
I'm not trying to suggest this.
Please.
Please.
What I'm just saying is that there's this...
He just had this kind of weird, creepy thing.
I don't really respond to people.
You know who's coming back to?
Sarah Palin.
Oh!
Ladies and gentlemen, Denise, after my heart, Denise says, I love my wuzu.
It's the best!
It's the best!
Race Bannon.
Yes!
Yes, indeed.
Johnny Quest.
Race Bannon.
Remember Haji?
Who remembers Shazam?
Remember that guy, Billy, whatever, and you drive around in the big Winnebago with that guy with the Kimo Sabe outfit on or the Buona outfit?
Remember this guy?
Shazam!
Billy Batson.
Remember that on Saturdays?
Don't you remember that?
Sajid Khan.
My sister used to get, like, Tiger Beat and all this.
What is this crap?
Bobby Sherman, Sean Cassidy.
You know, all these.
What is this stuff?
David Cassidy.
Remember when David Cassidy was really bad at the end?
Really bad.
The Partridge Family.
My favorite one.
Can I tell you something?
Danny Bonaduce.
Remember him?
Yeah, I think he was ill for a while.
He was a real dick.
Later on, all kinds of problems.
But the one that I loved the most.
Father, Son, the Holy Ghost, they took the last train for the coast.
Remember Suzanne Crowe played the drummer?
No, she played the tambourine.
She was like, I'm sorry.
Like he just woke her up.
Together!
Together!
Having a ball!
Together!
Remember that?
Remember that?
And then Suzanne Crowe.
She was like dead or something.
Did they move her?
She was like a puppet.
Oh, Reuben Kincaid?
Remember that Mr. Kincaid?
Yeah, he's retired.
Danny wasn't doing too well.
Remember Danny was going to fight or fight Donny Osmond?
I mean, they were fighting each other.
All these people were fighting.
Who was it?
Tanya Harding?
Remember Tanya Harding and whatever, she was fighting, she was beating people too.
Oh, I'm just waxing myself.
I'm just down memory lane.
The Parchers family was huge.
Absolutely.
The monkeys, and Danny's still around.
Look at this porch sitter said.
Look at this ice skating.
When I was on...
WABC and I first when I first came on board they didn't know me from Adam.
This was before OJ when I first got there.
It was right at the time of Lorena Bobbitt.
That was a big story then.
But then later on it was Tonya Hardy.
So I used to say Let me tell you people something.
You've got it all wrong.
I like Tonya Harding.
She's scrappy.
That was my thing.
It was a takeoff kind of like spunk.
You've got spunk.
Remember Lou Grant?
She's scrappy.
She's a competitor.
That's the one I want in my corner.
Oh, she broke the rule.
Whose rules?
What, your rules?
That's a competitor.
So she kneecapped Tonya Harding and What was her name?
Nancy Kerrigan.
I said, Nancy Kerrigan.
And the people were going crazy.
They said, you're out of your mind.
I said, you don't understand that.
I was making all this up.
Complete heel.
It was a work.
I said, let me tell you something.
When Nancy Kerrigan was kneecapped, what did she say?
Me!
Look at me!
Yeah, it's all about her.
What does she mean in transition?
She wishes you got kneecapped, which is the most ridiculous thing I've ever said in my life.
But I was kidding.
Johnny Madison's departure family was based on the councils.
That's correct.
That is correct.
And so I was going on and on.
I said, let me tell you something.
I said, Tanya Hardy is scrappy.
She's a competitor and she wants to win.
Now you break the rules.
General Patton didn't play by the rules.
George Marshall didn't play by the rules.
You don't play by the rules in war, and this is war.
And then Nancy Kerrigan makes me sick.
And people were just, you have no idea.
And I said, hello, New York.
They went crazy with me.
Who's this lunatic on WAB complaining?
He's actually, one day, after weeks of this, And I can't stand Nancy Kerrigan.
Nancy Kerrigan this.
Nancy Kerrigan that.
If I ever met Nancy Kerrigan, well, let me tell you something.
As I was sitting in this room, the same, we had two studios, one that we were in like Bob Greer, and Rush's was in the back.
He had his own.
But the one we were in, there was a window next door.
Do you look into the green room?
So everybody is all of a sudden in the control room.
Smiling and laughing and looking at me.
I'm saying, what?
What are you looking at?
Like, what?
Come on, what's going on here?
And they're looking, they're like grinning.
I said, what?
Is somebody going to follow me?
What are you guys up to?
And somebody did like this.
Meaning, look to your left.
And I looked, and in the guest room was Nancy Kerrigan.
And so somebody ran out.
And it was weird.
And we missed her.
They were going to bring her in.
And to talk to me.
She didn't know me from Adam.
But they were going to bring her in to talk to me.
And I had it all planned.
As they were looking for it.
They missed her.
They took her out.
But I was going to say.
My heart went out to you.
And I was going to change everything and drive these people crazy.
That Tonya Harding was a cheater.
But you were a spirit.
How are you?
How are you feeling?
They would have gone crazy.
I would have needed a police escort.
I was going to flip everything.
Because that's the way radio was.
It was a work.
It's the way it was.
Do you remember at the height of the Iranian whatever it was, the Iron Sheik and Sergeant Slaughter?
To bring an Iranian guy who actually was on the, he was a bodyguard for the Shah, with the Iranian flag, wearing also this strange kind of an Arabian burnous or whatever it's called, which is different because they're Persian and not.
And they said, America stink!
Do you know how genius that was?
That was a work.
It's the greatest thing that ever happened.
This is what taught me.
This is what it's about.
It's making people crazy.
Making people nuts.
Making people lose their mind.
I think I told you this one time.
The greatest wrestling group I saw was the Von Brauners with a gentleman Saul Weingroff and he had two Nazis.
Two Germans.
And Weingroff had a Nazi helmet on.
He's a Jew!
What?
Nobody cared.
I mean, it was the greatest thing.
This is the greatest thing ever.
Oh, Leslie Watson.
Is she beautiful or what?
Thank you, Leslie.
You're going to tell your kids, your grandkids, you're going to say, you don't understand something.
We've never seen anything like that.
There's no president.
Andrew Johnson was drunk when he was, he was actually drunk when he was, during his inauguration after, you know, Lincoln, he was drunk.
But this is better.
So fret not, dear friends.
Fret not.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
For the love of God, fret not.
Please.
We're going to win.
We're going to do great.
We're going to do wonderful.
I am telling you.
Okay?
Now, a couple of things.
Later on, this afternoon, this evening, whatever morning, I was on the show Redacted.
We were talking about this fellow named Daniel Penny.
This is the former Marine who was on trial in New York.
And for members of the Lionel Nation, I have that piece.
That will drop later on at 9-ish.
So if you're a member of Lionel Nation, you get the stuff first.
As is if you are a member of Lynn's Warriors.
And you have got to see the latest on her stuff that she's doing regarding Diddy and the allegations of a...
Ten-year-old!
A ten-year-old!
And she was on a...
I'm not going to mention this, but she was on a...
It was a kind of...
Like a discussion format.
And she said...
And there's going to be kids.
Oh, no, there's not.
Oh, yes, there are.
Okay?
You've got to watch her.
Lynn's Warriors.
Watch her latest one on Diddy.
I want to find also more, the guy that, you know, when you say, if I say word names to you, like if I said Oprah, and you might say Jay-Z, and what's he doing, and Bieber, poor Bieber I think is more of a victim, and these other people, what are they doing?
You know the guy that, if I said, that's okay, you interview them.
You know who I want to interview?
Not interview, what am I saying?
Investigate?
Sean Penn.
That's my guy.
You worry about that one.
Put your money on Sean Penn.
That's all I'm going to say.
That's the guy.
These other ones, and we know what's coming on.
We know what's coming on.
Oh, man.
Here's one for you.
You're not going to believe this one.
You probably don't care about this, but I do for my days.
The Natalie Wood drowning.
Anybody?
That's probably before your time.
Christopher Walken and Robert Wagner.
What happened with that story?
Uh-huh.
You know the official story, right?
The official narrative.
All of a sudden she says, I'm going to go out for a swim.
In the dark.
In a nightgown.
Uh-huh.
She was deathly afraid.
She couldn't swim.
She was deathly afraid of drowning.
Uh-huh.
Oh, that story stinks.
Oh!
Put my money on that one, too.
Here's another one.
Marilyn Monroe.
Who got that one?
Who got that one?
Who got that?
Remember that story?
Do you remember that story at all?
It was a story of...
Hang on.
Just a second.
Remember that story?
Marilyn Monroe.
Marilyn Monroe.
All of a sudden, Marilyn Monroe, they found her, and lo and behold, she finds herself in the position of doing some kind of thing where she happened to have a bottle of some kind of pills next to her bed.
Remember that?
Remember that?
Remember when her, not landlady, but her assistant or her maid or her whatever you want to call it, came about?
Remember that story?
And she walked in right away and she looked at us and said, wait a minute, what is this?
Yeah, she took pills.
She took pills?
You're telling me she took these pills?
Yeah, no way.
She couldn't take one pill without gagging.
She couldn't take one pill without gagging.
There is no way she did this.
No way.
Anybody follow that story?
Anybody have any interest in this one?
You think Bobby Kennedy has any interest in that one?
I don't know.
Do you think she really, all of a sudden, Marilyn Monroe, did you ever buy this story?
Or is it one of those stories where, look, it happened so long ago, it doesn't really matter.
I never bought that story for a minute.
Not for a minute.
Because the story, the amount, if I recall correctly, the amount of the drugs and the amount of the items in her,
the concentration, could have in no way How would you possibly have somehow introduced this super-duper high level of barbiturates?
How would you do it?
IV?
Nope.
How would you do it?
She had the stuff in her system.
There was no evidence of...
I don't even know if they even checked to see if the pills were dissolved or whatever.
How could you possibly do this?
How do you fill somebody up with barbiturates?
Enough to kill them without them having to take capsules.
How?
How would you do it?
Capsules can be emptied into a drink?
Nope.
Dorothy Kilgallen.
I'm telling you right now.
That's another story which I really...
Sublingual?
Nope.
Come on now.
Think.
How would you do it?
How...
Ladies and gentlemen.
Darlene Bradley, the suppository.
Ladies and gentlemen, the suppository.
A great suppository.
Darlene Bradley.
Ain't that something?
Now, did that happen?
Oh, I don't know.
But that's the easiest one.
It's the easiest one.
Darlene Bradley says, I'm a nurse.
I had a friend of mine one time who had terrible, years ago, terrible migraines.
Migraines.
Debilitating.
And when the migraine came on, There's this aura that people have much similar to epilepsy, to seizures.
She could tell that it was coming on.
So I think it was furanol with codeine or some type of thing, but it was in the suppository form.
And it was one of the quickest ways to administer it.
An enema a day keeps the cancer doctor away.
Not necessarily true, by the way.
I've come around regarding...
Colonic hydrotherapy and hydration.
I've come a long way.
I'm not a big fan of that.
I used to think it makes sense, but not really anymore.
Can you imagine a party where you had a suppository party?
Hey man, how you doing?
Break them out.
Here we go.
Have a silver tree.
Here you go.
One for you.
Silver bullet.
Okay, just a minute.
Everybody, pardon me.
Look at this.
I'm an RN too.
We know, don't we, darling Bradley?
Oh, yes.
Let me tell you something.
RNs are the greatest people in the world.
Okay?
Absolutely.
Positively.
The most wonderful people.
If you've ever been in a hospital and you really needed somebody, they are the ones.
Especially med-surg and that.
The best.
How are you?
Hi, doctor.
You want to come in here?
No, it's okay.
Everything alright?
Yeah, you're not coming in?
No, it's okay.
Alright?
Okay.
That's my visit to the next room.
Everything alright?
Not really.
Okay, thank you.
I said everything.
No!
Nurses are the greatest.
Nurses are the greatest.
Nurses are absolutely, positively the greatest people.
They are from another planet.
They are...
The forgotten heroes.
Much like the nuns were in Catholic school.
You always hear about the priests, but the nuns were the greatest.
Okay.
That's it.
Alright, my friends.
That's it.
An hour and 22 minutes.
That's enough out of you.
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All right, my friends?
All right, great.
We've had a wonderful night.
Let me tell you something.
Johnny Maz, Espaz, Nick, Crypto Domini, Leslie Watson, Nelson A., Pilgrim Media, Kelly McKinnon, thank you, M., Laurie Cuck, Nelson, Karen Peterson, Bill Simpson, and Howie Brown.
You've got a lovely daughter.
What a beautiful man.
From parts unknown, way to known.
You know them, you love them.
Number 15 in your program.
Number one in your heart.
All right, dear friends, have a great and a glorious day.
Let freedom ring.
Remember, I want you to understand, relax, take it easy, and don't listen to these sick bastards who are already trying to make you feel bad and make you worry and all this stuff.
Do not do it.
That's all I'm saying.
Okay?
Stick to the facts.
Alright, dear friends, don't forget to follow Lin's Warriors right now.
Go to Lin's Warriors right now.
Lin's Warriors to find out her latest piece on Diddy.
It'll make your head spin.
It'll make you sick to your stomach.
And she called it with that rat bastard.
By the way, he ain't gonna make it.
He ain't gonna make it.
You understand that?
He ain't gonna make it.
And the reason why he ain't gonna make it is that there's too many people involved with this stuff.
And also, What are you going to have?
You want to sue him?
What are you going to have left?
You've got 120 lawsuits?
What do you think he owns?
What?
He's leveraged to the hilt.
You just can't take houses.
You have priorities.
You have priorities of interest.
Who gets what first?
Secured interest?
Secured creditors?
What is there?
Oh yeah.
Sometimes people are better off.
You know what I mean?
I'm just saying.
All right, dear friends, have a great and glorious day.
Don't ever change.
I mean that sincerely.
And until we meet each other again, remember, remember this.
Remember these words.
As we always say, this is valedictory, this sayonara, this adios.
Remember the monkey's dead?
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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