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Oct. 24, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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RadLeft Wokie Dems Scream STUNT! and They Should Know How Stunts Work
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The radical left, Wokey Dems are screaming stunt.
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Anybody.
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Okay?
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Imagine you are Usain Bolt.
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And you line up and you look and you have an 85 year old guy, a 300 pound woman.
A person with a walker and a five-year-old child.
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How does this work?
Wait a minute.
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I know you're thinking.
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They can't be this incompetent.
They had to have had a reason to put Gamala in this position.
There must be something we don't understand.
There must be something we don't get.
There must be something we're not grasping here.
Something.
Anything.
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Right?
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How is it?
That anybody this incompetent could have been selected.
Do you know what people are saying now?
I don't think this is true.
I'm a little bit familiar with this subject, only because of my research and my reading.
But some people are suggesting that maybe Camila's doing the blow, the Tootski.
Years ago, in some circles, they called it Dwight.
Get it?
Dwight.
Perico, ya, ya, ya, ya.
There's all this stuff, this blow, which is...
If ever there was anything that was so antithetical to classic thinking, and I've seen so many lives ruined, so many lives ruined.
Cocaina, the worst.
Expensive, transitory.
And enjoy your first time doing it.
That's it.
You'll never have it again.
It's like skydiving.
First time is terrific.
After that, then you start thinking, wait a minute.
What do you think about this?
You think she's on this stuff?
Mommy, you know.
Watch your nose.
I always wanted to go to Howard, and I went to Howard.
And actually, it was in February of 2004.
Olives with cream cheese on dark rye.
And...
And so it's just, remember, I'm a prosecutor.
I have focused on that.
I mean, in a nutshell.
President.
Of the United States.
Think about that.
And it was the assessor at the time.
Can you perform some marriages?
We need more people.
Every, like, nook and cranny of City Hall.
What do you think?
What's important is that we also appreciate the nuance.
You know, there's a lot to do.
There's a lot more to do.
First of all, somebody said fentanyl.
That's ridiculous.
Fentanyl?
No!
No!
No, no, no, no, no.
What do you think about this?
Come on, what do you think about this?
This was over the age of 18 as though they're an adult.
Because it was doubling it, right?
Okay, somebody says wine and benzo.
Benzodiazepine, ah, wine, I don't know.
She's not doing any slurring.
Ah, maybe a little, she might, a little eye-opener maybe.
Right, where poor people sit in jail and people who have money get out.
That there is no difference between those, any of the kids, our kids, and those kids who are otherwise in the system.
I don't think she's sniffing.
I don't think it's coke.
I really don't.
Now the jaw, a little bit of the jaw.
Grinding the jar.
Nervous, fidgety, tweaking.
So, for example, I'll not sell you a bag of you-know-what.
She's scratching her nose.
She's not sniffing.
She's scratching her nose.
There's no sniffing.
Come on, listen.
Let's be careful with this now.
I know people love to say it.
People see Xanax.
Xanax, booger sugar.
I love that one.
Xanax is a benzodiazepine.
No.
No.
Touching her nose is not sniffling.
I'm glad a lot of you folks don't know and have not been around this.
But it was difficult to do.
It was, in large part, We've got big signs.
Dreamers, welcome here.
I've got the rainbow flag.
Why are you putting the rainbow flag?
I had to get permission, but I got it.
Whatever.
Somebody says, typical antidepressant behavior.
You think this is an SSRI?
What?
I think you're just...
Wine and Klonopin?
Klonopin would drop you down.
It would have...
You don't know what you're talking about.
And I'm glad you don't.
That would have had a potentiating effect.
No!
No!
This is nervous.
This is frenetic.
This is not, get your drugs right here.
And I was like, yo, Ran!
Blow, for sure?
No way!
So, you know, hey, Ran, how you people doing?
You know?
I've taught him how to chop the onions.
Forget the blow.
Listen to what she's saying.
Oh, honey baby, what happened?
I'll take care of you.
They are in California now, but New Jersey is very much in them.
Now that's, that's, you hear that?
A little bit of a slur.
I did a little vino, in vino veritas.
A little, a little hoot.
But listen to me.
I don't want to belabor the point, and I guess perhaps I am.
This is what's important.
She believes this is endearing.
This is the point that's the most important.
She doesn't understand the context, the platform, the countenance.
How is she supposed to act?
She doesn't get it.
That's the thing which is the most important.
She doesn't know she is inappropriate.
I find that to be absolutely the most fascinating.
Inappropriate.
She's thinking this will endure, endear and endure.
I don't know what to say.
There is no...
She doesn't even recognize the fact.
And I'm sorry.
I've never seen this before.
We've never had anyone.
I don't know anybody in my life.
Forget on the public stage who's like this.
They're originally from Brooklyn.
So the first time I meet my mother-in-law, she looks at me.
This is complete, utter bullshit.
Remember, as the story is developing, as she's trying this story on, as she's creating this story about how she met her Jewish mother-in-law in Brooklyn, she's not really rehearsed this story before.
It's new.
You can tell.
It's a lie.
And she's working through this.
Not exactly sure how exactly.
Where do we go with this?
Where am I going?
How does this work?
Okay, fine.
She's kind of trying it on for size, and this is where fantasy and reality, she's trying to do a force fit.
My hand, my face in her hand, says Barb and Mike, my father-in-law's Mike.
She puts my face in her hand.
She looks at me and she says, Oh, look at you!
You're prettier than you are on television!
Mike, look at her!
I just can't.
I can't do this anymore.
I can't do this anymore.
Now, compare that and the rest of the world sees this.
Compare that with this.
Thank you.
This should scare the hell out of you.
This is Bricks24 going on in Kazan right now.
And not a word.
Not a word.
Nobody at Fox News, not Jesse Waters, not Gutbucket, not Hannity, not the Morning Crew, not Kudlow, Levin.
Go down the list.
They could not care.
They don't know what this is.
This...
Is what the Republicans don't get.
The world.
And let me also say something.
You better never find, don't ever let me find out that you want that, the Stefanik and all of these right-wingers anywhere, right-wingers, let me explain something, anywhere near the White House.
This is the woman who all of a sudden thought she was so Proud doing APEC's bidding by basically crushing our ability to speak openly regarding our contributions to and the actions of a foreign country because it's anti-Semitic.
She led the charge.
Mr. President Trump, don't you do this.
No, the First Amendment would be crushed under her.
I will never forget, never, and I still can't believe the number of people who are perpetuating this trope, that daring to say that either, whatever your opinion is, genocide, apartheid, ethnic cleansing, mass murder, On either side, pro-Palestinian, pro-Gosm, pro-Sinwar, pro-BB, pro-whatever you want.
Whatever you want.
So long as you are not violent.
So long as you do not obstruct.
I don't care if you're on any college campus.
And if you want to have a rally that says there's no such thing as gravity, anything, you're entitled to say that.
But the Elise Stefanics and others, One after another, they were crushing each other, trying to throw people out of their positions because they dared utter something against a foreign country?
Let me say this again.
I don't think you heard me.
In our country, in the United States of America, where we have this thing called...
The Constitution of the United States.
Members of Congress were demanding that private institutions, and I'm sure they had some government on time, fire presidents because they allowed speech which was against and contrary to the political and geopolitical strategies of a foreign country.
No way.
No way.
This ain't America.
You can say any goddamn thing you want about any, especially a foreign country that we're giving billions of dollars to who may or may not be killing innocent civilians.
Now, if you want to fire Claudine Gay or the woman from Penn or MIT because they're plagiarists, fine.
If you want to fire them because of whatever, but that's a private institution for the most part.
And I don't even think you should be able to fire them because they're in the DEI programs, which is stupid.
But that's their prerogative.
I think this stuff is stupid.
Women's studies, black studies, gay studies.
You want to waste your time on that?
You want to do something with that degree?
Knock yourself off.
It's like communications.
I got a communications degree.
But when I heard this, And this is where I hope the president, and I'm going to vote for him no matter what, but I've got to tell you something right now.
This is nonsense.
This is absolute nonsense.
Those two people right there, those two individuals run bricks, and they are going to run the world.
And look at the way they speak.
Look at the respect that they show.
Look at the decorum.
Look at the way they act.
This should scare the shit out of you.
You understand that?
Do you have any clues of what's going on?
Most Americans don't even know what BRICS is.
Look at the map!
Look at the countries that are NATO and look at BRICS.
And every time these idiots want to go in and they want to start taunting and you had Nancy Pelosi who went to Taiwan and you want to take him on?
You want to take on Xi Jinping?
And the same people who shut people down because you were, what, russophilic?
Where you were this espousing this ridiculous, russophobic, post-Cold War Kremlin bread-baiting nonsense?
Look at this!
Look at the seriousness!
We've got this cockling dingbat!
Let me tell you something right now.
This guy right there.
Vladimir Putin, be careful.
Be careful.
The first thing you do, the first thing, and I think Trump was smart enough to realize, I do not need another enemy.
I'm not going to kowtow.
I'm not going to give in.
I'm not going to roll over.
You're not going to tell us what to do.
But I do not need another enemy.
I don't need that.
We've already been through that.
The Soviet Union has collapsed.
And NATO and Victoria Nuland and the Institute for the Study of War and that Jack Keane and these other fools are going to get us in war again.
Let me also tell you something.
You look at this, fella.
You look at this.
You look at what's happening right now.
This is absolutely...
This should scare the hell out of you!
My generation remembers Vietnam.
My generation remembers what happened.
My generation was there.
And I saw what happened.
And we looked the other way.
We saw the other day 55,000, 58,000 Americans absolutely destroyed.
For what?
What was the purpose?
Look at these two.
Xi Jinping.
This is one cold-blooded mother.
This guy actually celebrated his...
Parents who were imprisoned in a post-Mao world.
And what do we have?
We got Mark Levin screaming stuff about socialism.
Socialism?
Communism?
Him, yes.
Oh yeah, he's serious.
You think Russia's communist?
They're using the wrong nomenclature.
I'm going to say this to you right now.
And you listen to me and you listen good.
We've got enough problems here.
When we have our situations figured out, when we have kids who are not being pulled off the streets, trafficked, hurt, harmed, genitally mutilated.
Destroyed their dreams and their passions and their visions, destroyed by these people.
When we are safe to walk down our streets, when we have great schools, great infrastructure, the best roads, no potholes, roads that are made with this substance they use in European countries, that doesn't break down because they don't have these stupid unions that are having to keep showing up to refill the same pothole where trash is picked up.
There's this feeling of experimentation where STEM is important and we celebrate kids who become National Merit Scholars and Boy Scouts and Eagles and not this pro-sports lunacy.
I know this is World Series time and I know it's great.
Sports is one of the most stupid things that we do as human beings.
It's juvenile.
It's bread and circuses.
It's tribal.
It's nativism.
It's so stupid.
I don't even...
It's ridiculous.
A bunch of submental, semi-literate morons walking around who by virtue of some weird ability to hit a ball or run or kick something and we lose our minds.
We pump this LeBron James with billions of dollars for what?
What?
And teachers?
Science?
Nothing.
We've got a long way to go with that, but I want the President to understand one thing.
Mr. President, Uncle Lenny's talking to you now, and I want you to listen and listen good.
The last time you screwed up because you trusted these bastards.
You trusted them.
You also trusted Hillary Clinton.
You didn't burn her.
You didn't put your boot on her neck and grind her into powder because you were nice.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do that.
You should have said this is what happens when you do this to me.
You've got to be ruthless.
Not because you want to.
Not because you like to.
But you sometimes have to drag somebody out in the public square and say this is what happens to you.
And let me also tell you.
If I ran this place, the first thing is, you did this to a kid?
Watch what we do.
You're going to watch this.
You're going to see this.
See, we have this weird thing in this country.
I don't understand.
If you're not going to televise capital punishment, if you're not going to do it, then don't have it.
Don't have it as the best secret.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I want to see it.
Let people.
Show them.
Watch what happens.
You think I'm kidding?
You think I'm kidding?
Oh, this guy's gone too far.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Watch what happens.
Watch arrest rates after people watch for the first time.
This is a real execution.
Go ahead.
We're going to go on TikTok and somebody's going to laugh.
Fine.
Show people this.
Show people.
This is a new world.
America is this kid that you have that has hit rock bottom.
That won't go to school, that's in trouble, that's on drugs, that abuses people, and you realize either we fix this kid now or he's going to end up on death row.
I'm serious.
And now is our chance to do it.
And the first thing is we've got to get rid of these clowns, these Republicans who talk utter nonsense.
Nonsense.
These Reagan-era people.
Listen, with all due respect, Sean Hannity's got the depth of a thimble.
We need people who really understand not right-wing, not Newt Gingrich.
Oh, dear God.
Somebody who really understands the way things are.
Let me tell you something.
There's no such thing anymore as left and right.
It doesn't exist.
There are people who are going to be voting for Trump who aren't even Republican.
I'm not a Republican.
I think they're crazy.
I think they're crazy.
By the way, one more time, please.
Have you seen the 1916, what is it, Project the Movie, about Margaret Sanger?
Do me a favor.
Look at this.
Somebody wrote this.
Next, Russia's going to invade Poland.
I hope that was a joke.
You're out of your mind.
Invade?
I hope that's a joke.
I hope that's a joke.
I hope that.
I wouldn't even write that out of fear somebody might think, I'm serious.
You think they want to reconstitute the Soviet Union?
What?
They're laughing.
If you did this, if you walked into a BRICS meeting, and I'm sure you're kidding, if you walked into a BRICS meeting and said that?
All of a sudden you would see a butterfly net and you'd be in a straitjacket.
Because you're insane.
It doesn't even exist.
It's like Boris Badenov and Natasha.
It's like, what is this?
Let me tell you something.
I'm so excited about something right now.
We're going to revamp everything.
President Trump, remember...
Kelly, Mattis, you listen to Condoleezza Rice, bless her heart, but she gave you the guy, Lloyd, what's his name?
Remember the guy from Exxon?
No, no, no, no, no.
You don't know how this thing works.
You never had a Jim Baker.
And do me a favor, get rid of that creepy Jared Kushner.
I don't want him anywhere near you or anybody.
I know what that's about, okay?
We don't need that.
Understand something?
They're going to bring you down.
You can't be bought.
Now on a liner note.
Mark Halpert says this.
Yesterday, don't over-read the early vote, okay?
It can change.
We don't know exactly who's casting these ballots, how they're voting, etc.
But every analyst I've talked to in the last 24 hours, including people who speak publicly, say, if this continues, Donald Trump can't lose because the Democrats can't possibly do well enough on Election Day.
So, John.
Tell people how you view this data now.
We've got one more day in the bank.
Every state is either bad for Democrats or not good for Democrats.
How are you reading it?
I mean, like I said, I've spent cycles on my heels trying to explain the cannibalization of Election Day voters.
I had Seth Keschel on the show last night.
You've had him on before.
We went through the data.
It is unbelievable.
Like, it's almost...
Too good to be true on our side, so I don't want to get giddy or excited.
But when someone like Ralston, and just out of context, I mean, Ralston has not been a friend to Republicans over the decades.
It has to admit something.
But he's mostly an honest broker.
He's not the right.
Okay, I have a different view.
But I will say this.
My view, which is what you were asking, is when someone like Ralston has to admit something like this, that's a big deal.
And so I feel very, very good about not just Nevada, but I think the folks in North Carolina that I talked to and the folks in Georgia are absolutely giddy.
Yeah.
And Nevada, of course, I've said, all my sources have said, of the seven states, that is Trump's worst.
And yet this is what's happening in the early vote.
Dan, before you say...
See, this is the beautiful part.
And I love the fact that they can wait, they can take some time.
You don't have these usual idiots.
By the way, I'm going to say Lori Lewis, thank you so much.
Super sticker, Lori.
Ken Diazio says, Vance Tulsi 2028.
That makes so much sense.
I have absolutely learned to respect Tulsi Gabbard in ways I never thought.
When I said it first, I wasn't real impressed.
Not with her.
But with her messaging, you've got to find out who you are.
And YouTube, by the way, says, wasn't that because of the strings attached to federal funds?
No.
It was because of a lobby in which the Israeli lobby basically owned these people.
Now listen, we've had the gun lobby-owned politicians, the climate lobby, the gay lobby, the energy lobby, Big Agra.
Big Pharma, so this is nothing new.
And don't pull that anti-Semitic stuff, which has nothing to do with Semitism or being Semitic or Semites or Judaism or anything like that.
No, that's not the reason.
It was political opportunism.
They used to do this in the old days.
Remember when all of a sudden, remember when the moral majority, all of a sudden people were praying?
Oh, they dropped it there.
It's like a stunt, like with the kente cloth and that sort of thing.
But let me tell you something about Tulsi Gabbard.
She's very good.
And I want her to do herself a favor.
Do me a favor.
Stay away from the Alina Habas and all these conservative Barbies who sit around in their car with their low-cut pen wads and go, I voted today.
I'm voting for Trump.
Good morning, everybody.
It's a bunch of boutonniers walking around acting like, look at me, huh?
Am I turning you on?
I swear to God, I don't know what this is.
What is this?
Can you possibly get to a conversation without showing everybody how hot you are?
And now that Alina is done with this legal stuff, there's one thing about Trump, and I say this to you, and I hope you don't take it the wrong way because he's a groovy guy, and I love him to death.
But let me tell you something, ladies, in particular, and men for that matter.
When he doesn't need you anymore, you're done.
He's moving on.
He's got other people to look at him, other people to talk to, other people that...
You're done.
All right?
So just remember that.
Don't push it.
But Tulsi Gabbard, she was trying to figure out, what am I?
Am I on the surfboard?
Am I this?
Am I going to play this?
Stop, stop, stop.
No gimmicks.
Straight on, straight on.
Did you see J.D. Vance and Theo Vaughn talking about cocaine?
I don't know.
I'm a little mixed.
Not that J.D. Vance is advocating, but don't be too cool.
You know, don't be your dad, don't be your kid's friend, your pal, your parent.
Yeah, you can be close and you can do stuff and have fun with them, but you're not their bud.
You're not going to go out drinking with your, no, there's a A certain firewall.
I think Tulsi was kind of, did you ever hear about her husband?
Is she even married?
Does he exist?
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I don't, I honest to God, don't know.
There's something about, you know what else I like?
And you're going to laugh at this, but I'm telling you.
I like the fact she's got the Yvonne DiCarlo, and I like the fact that she's got a little face, little abrasions here and there.
I'm sorry.
I like imperfection.
Harrison Ford had the scar.
Tina Fey's got the scar.
I like scars.
I like eye patches.
I like a limp.
I like a missing finger.
I'm serious.
I want something.
That identifies you differently in your model.
You have, like, Willie Nelson's guitar, Trigger, with the holes in it.
I'm serious.
I'm not trying to make a comparison.
Tulsi is very good.
Bobby Kennedy, no good.
Let me tell you something about you.
I love you to death.
But you fall for bullshit too much.
You fall for people that you kind of like, that are kind of, you know, they have that kind of the...
Let me just tell you from what I know.
Do you like somebody?
You like a musician?
Don't ever meet them.
You like an actor?
Don't ever meet them.
You like somebody?
Don't ever meet them.
Don't.
Don't.
They're not your friends.
They're not your buds.
They're not people that you would normally like.
They're there for a different reason.
Think of them, I hate to say it, as your waiter.
As your doctor.
As the guy who's filling your gut.
They work for you.
They're good people, and you want them to be competent.
You don't have to like them.
Many times people have this thing where, I want to like...
Do you...
Let me ask you something.
Do you think that if you sat down, you could shoot the shit?
I don't know why I'm saying, I'm talking like this.
You got me doing this.
Shoot the breeze with Trump?
Do you think he's a guy you want...
Like, if you were traveling, do you think...
I don't.
I don't think this is somebody who is jolly and...
I don't want that.
I don't want that.
Do you think, you know, one of the greatest...
This is the most important thing in the world.
We have this idea that people that are great are nice.
One of the greatest Americans maybe ever, I know this is hard to put in different categories because they're in different arenas, is General Marshall, William C. Marshall, William Catlett Marshall.
He was one of the greatest leaders and probably one of the nastiest people you've ever wanted to meet.
This is the guy who grabbed blackjack.
Pershing!
You think the mob has a rule?
You know, you put your hands on a mob made guy, you're dead.
When I say put your hands on you, slap him and push him by me, you might even not want to touch these people.
This is a rule they used to adhere to.
Ask the Bath Avenue boys about that one.
Anyway, there's a story of General Marshall who when Blackjack Pershing, the only six One of two six-star generals.
Not five-star.
That's general of the army.
There were two who were six general of the armies.
Two.
Blackjack Pershing and George Washington.
Possibly at 1776.
We'll talk about that later.
This is a great, this is one of those great trivia questions nobody knows.
But he reached out and grabbed Pershing and said, listen to me, you've got to hear me.
And they looked at him and said, you're dead.
No, not only is your career dead, they're going to hang you.
They're going to, you touched him?
You grabbed Pershing?
Pershing was his, I think his best man or vice versa.
Anyway.
So Marshall was somebody who was just quite...
The first day he was chairman of the...
The first day Hitler invaded Poland.
The first day was World War II.
He walks in.
Guess what?
Did you hear the news?
News didn't travel that far.
Remember something.
They work for us.
I can't say enough.
They work for us.
Now...
Let's talk about this one.
Here's some more good news.
Just a final thing.
You are known and loved by our audience, Mark.
And you were the first guy, months ago, you came on this program, the first time you came on, you said, when everyone was laughing at you, everyone was laughing at you, saying, you said, you declared Trump could win the national vote.
He could win the popular vote.
And you said it, and that clip went viral, and there's like a troll army, right, underneath.
No one's laughing now, homie.
No, now that Fox News, a left-wing pollster, is showing that Trump is also winning the national popular vote, the New York Times came out with a similar result.
Atlas, Intel, and Trafalgar are right there with us, and everybody else is creeping back to the right.
When NBC goes from Harris plus five to a tie in like a month, when now Tip, who's doing the only other people doing a daily tracker, goes from Harris plus four to Trump plus two in a week, I mean, my numbers haven't changed.
I don't know.
Everybody is coming to where I'm at.
And we were right.
Like, not a single time has Harris or Biden in the last year ever beaten Donald Trump.
And I've been saying that and everybody knows I've been saying that.
And, like, horrible, horrible Biden administration.
Everybody's hurting.
All the fundamentals.
It's so obvious.
And even now, even now that every single other sign is validating exactly what they found, they still can't bring themselves There you go.
Now listen, what are you supposed to do with this?
Well, it's good.
It's good.
It's good.
Don't think it's all over with.
Don't think, you know, everything's fine.
Everything's horrific.
But it's a great, great, great idea.
Now listen.
This is the most important thing.
President Trump has got to keep doing everything that he's doing.
Everything that he's doing.
And be careful of this.
Tight races here.
In fact, Maricopa County is setting the stage that tabulating all these votes may not be an election night thing.
It may take days.
Wow.
Why?
Why?
Well, 12 News journalist Colleen Socorro explains that county leaders are asking voters for patience and to be prepared.
Why?
Tight races, high interest in the election, and a two-page ballot are leaving Maricopa County officials warning of lines on Election Day.
A two-page ballot?
Oh, jeez, Batman, what are we going to do?
And also warning, it's going to take them 10 to 13 days to tabulate results.
Why?
Two pages and an average.
Two pages!
You mean little dots?
You mean counting a dot?
I don't care if it's on 20 pages.
We've got quantum mechanics.
Two pages of 79 contests per ballot.
79 per ballot.
You've got dots.
We are expecting heavy turnout this year, and so that's why we're really encouraging people to vote early.
Wexed out from Election Day and some votes are in.
More than 400,000 people have cast their ballot in Maricopa County.
That's out of an anticipated 2.1 million voter turnout this year.
We are seeing a little bit of a lag of where we were in 2020, but the last few days we've actually seen an uptick in turnout.
Does this guy inspire you?
At all.
I am expecting that we will start approaching very close to those 2020 numbers.
What can impact the amount of results released and when?
Early ballots dropped off on Election Day.
Our races will be close.
And on Election Day, lines are expected, even with an increase in vote centers and voting booths at those vote centers.
If you're going to vote on Election Day, vote.
Vote in person and use that on-site tabulator so that those votes will be tabulated on that evening as opposed to dropping off your early ballot.
On election day.
The county adding more high-speed tabulators, more election workers.
We're increasing staffing at our ballot processing as well because, again, we're handling double the number of the sheets of paper.
And so we are looking to both have extra shifts, night shifts, if necessary, in ballot processing and then in the next step that takes place in election administration.
And that's through tabulation.
And sometimes we do expect that it will take between 10 and...
Ten days?
This is absolute nonsense.
You hear what they're doing?
They're acclimating you.
They're conditioning you.
They're telling you, don't worry.
This is normal.
It's not normal.
I remember you can watch any...
What was it?
What was the last election?
What was it?
France?
And I'm watching it, and I thought, well, okay.
I forget what the...
It was Macro.
And we're doing their thing, and all of a sudden, lo and behold, all of a sudden, we got the answers.
What?
That can't be.
They knew immediately.
Wait a minute.
We have two pages.
And we have, you know, you have pens.
Sometimes the pens, you know, we have these little pens.
These are...
By the way, this is my Vote NYC.
It's got a little rubber tip so you can write.
And it's a pen.
Sometimes you'll lose the pen or you'll drop it.
You know, and if the carpet, if the color of the carpet can camouflage the pen so you're looking around for it, and then you've got to call somebody and say, excuse me, can you help me find my...
And then that, you know, adds up.
You might bend the paper.
Sometimes it won't go in the feeder right.
And, you know, two pages.
Oh!
This is where Elon Musk, first thing I'm going to do, Elon, come here, fix this.
Bid the fastest thing.
Open bidding.
Who has the most foolproof?
Here's the thing.
Hi, I'm President Donald Trump.
We're going to offer $10 million.
Oh, no, no.
Not to the developer of the program, no.
But to the person who finds the fault with it, who breaks it, who contaminates it, who hurts it.
That's the guy we want.
That's the guy we want.
We want to get people to come in and break this system.
We want the most efficient.
We want to scour the world.
Who's got the best?
Do you know how stupid...
You know, when we have...
I know this is smaller.
We have SAG-AFTRA voting.
And they have a little card.
Or you're voting for Directors Guild or Academy Awards or SAG-AFTRA.
And you get this card.
And it says, this is your number.
You put it in.
You voted.
That's it.
It's done.
I mean, this is absurd.
And this is obscene.
But the good news is, ladies and gentlemen, we need, I see, I'm running too far ahead.
I've got to calm down.
I've got to enjoy the victory first.
But the first thing I want to do is I'm thinking about, okay, he won.
I hope the president says, who is going to be your staff?
Who is going to be your staff?
Remember what Uncle Lenny said.
If I ran the office, if I was like the Haldeman and Ehrlichman and I was the guy, first you would have people.
Who would never, ever, ever step foot in the White House?
They would be the ones, they would be my ninjas.
The palace, the Praetorian Guard.
Ladies and gentlemen, David Strachan, Strachan, Strachan, holding a fish.
It looks like a rather large fish.
Thank you, David.
Thank you, my friend.
This is the most important thing in the world.
Is to have people who go after Clean and dismember and disengorge the DOJ, the FBI.
Who are these people?
Why are they there?
But then, I want to do this.
I want to have the greatest...
You're going to laugh at this.
I want there to be.
We'll get Elon to help us because he's got his friends.
He can do this.
I want there to be the most incredibly brutal post-mortem of the collapse of the Democratic Party.
Listen to what I'm saying.
Kemala must be the typhoid Mary, the singular example of the collapse.
The destruction and the complete and total failure of the democratic regime, so to speak.
I want her to be.
And Timmy, tampon Timmy to an extent, that we will laugh about forever.
I want Gemala, Democrats.
Gemala, blue.
Gemala, Liberal.
Gemara?
Woke.
Gemara?
Gender?
Whatever.
I want everything to be merged so that there is this association forever forged, forever placed, forever connected.
I'm dead serious.
So that people will always know.
They will always remember this.
I want the sting and the collapse To be put into a documentary form to remember George Clooney, Barack Obama, Liz Cheney.
Go down the list.
Michelle Obama.
Ben Stiller.
De Niro.
Hollywood.
I want there to be.
Listen to me.
I'm not just kidding.
I want there to be six months.
I want there to be an absolute You call it propaganda, call it information warfare, a deluge, a tsunami.
I want there to be an avalanche.
I want new people to forever, ever, ever learn this.
I want you to go back into the black communities and say, oh, no, no, no, we're not going to just go to the barbershop now.
Oh, no, no, you're on board.
Oh, no, this is the beginning of the end.
This changes everything.
I want there to be prominent African-American, prominent Asian, prominent gays.
Gays!
And if somebody's smart enough, a trans person.
Come on over!
I want this to start now.
Don't turn your back on them.
Don't let this go by.
Don't think like, hey, we won.
Don't worry about it.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You're always going to do this.
In fact, Trump can now bring the barbershop to the White House.
You're going to have nothing but.
And you, Mr. President, are going to open up again and you're going to have acts.
You're going to have Motown and hip-hop and country and you're going to have everything.
You're going to reconnect and you're going to do this business where you're going to give the Kennedy Awards.
You're going to do it.
You're going to do this again.
Lee Greenwood, I don't give a damn who it is.
It doesn't matter to me.
You're going to say, this is dead.
Woke is dead.
Left is dead.
Democrats are dead.
This goes away with the Bull Moves Party.
And remember this.
This goes away with Bell Bottoms, Disco, the Minuet, Vaudeville, whatever.
It's done.
This is a new breed.
Joe Rogan.
Joe Rogan!
Theo Vaughn, Patrick Ben-David, go down the list.
Charlemagne, the God, bring him on.
We own everything.
It's done.
It's finished.
It's through.
Lex Friedman, go down the list.
Invite them.
Appoint them.
You want them on your panel.
Let's go back again and bring...
Dana White and bring back the President's Council on Physical Fitness.
Do it!
It's what Kennedy did.
Bring in Bobby Kennedy.
He's good for this.
Healthy eating.
Bring it in.
People love this.
Change this.
You need a tsunami.
Not going back and business as usual.
Or you sign a bill, nobody understands.
Or you hold it up.
No, no, no.
You need...
Absolutely to change the mindset of this country.
You've just been through this.
We've gone too far for you just to say, okay, that's it.
You've got Elon Musk.
Oh my God.
Efficiency?
I don't even know.
This is so exciting.
So exciting.
YouTube says, Tulsi Secretary of the Interior, fix Maui with Ukraine money, Hawaii turns red.
You want to take something as important as Tulsi Gabbard and put it Secretary of the Interior?
No.
Teresa Skinner says, Biden now calling to politically lock Trump up now.
That's why the directive, 52-40-01.
Could very well be.
I think, I don't know Teresa how serious he was.
There's David again.
Bless his heart.
Jerry Robichaux says, Kemala is just the logical outcome of the Democratic Party trend.
Yeah, it's true.
Let's not overthink this, but no, you're not going to take Tulsi Gabbard and make her...
No, first of all, Interior?
Who's the Interior?
No.
Department of Transportation?
No.
No, you're going to revamp this.
They're going to be part of the team.
You're not going to take somebody as talented as Tulsi Gabbard and stick her in the interior.
No!
She's going to be an advisor.
You're going to be in the cabinet.
She's going to be out there.
She's going to be out there doing things.
She's going to be able to do whatever.
Maybe it's commerce.
Maybe one bleeds into the other.
I don't know.
Bobby Kennedy has a tremendous talent.
He's just so screwed up with that wife.
Drug addictions and I'm sorry.
You don't get off of being a heroin addict and everything's groovy.
That permanently rewires your brain.
You know it and I know it and we all know it.
Same thing with that Cheryl and he's always going to be chasing women and there's something wrong with him.
Anyway, also you better watch that Kimberly Guilfoyle because guess who's going to be in the background?
Gavin Newsom.
That's her ex-husband.
If you don't think that's going around you don't think this woman If she feels slighted, if she feels like, hey, wait a minute, am I in this?
This is a woman who screamed the best is yet to come in an empty White House.
Remember that one?
Oh, this woman is dangerous.
You better watch her.
You better keep an eye on her big time.
And also, ladies and gentlemen, please watch this incredibly, this 1916 A project of 1916, The Movie.
It is called The 1916 Project.
You must see this.
I don't know how you do it.
We watched it on X last night.
It was incredible.
Havelock Ellis.
Kinsey.
The Malthus, Malthusian, Eugenics, Hitler.
At first I thought, okay.
First of all, the production is incredible.
The photography, the editing, superb.
Please see this.
Learn the names.
Take it and go elsewhere.
Learn.
This is the chance for a revolution.
Please, all I ask.
Mr. President, don't think you've won.
You just started.
This is just the beginning.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And those people have to be destroyed.
And you've got to go out and you've got to speak to people on a regular basis.
Lie from the White House and tell them this is what they're going to do to us next.
Tell people this is what they're going to do to us next.
Expose it.
This is what they're going to do.
And ask people, who is the person who released the Dobbs memo?
Don't give me this.
This is the Supreme Court memo where somebody released it.
Released it early.
You've only got a few people at the Supreme Court.
Don't give me this.
You've got internal law.
Stop it.
Who was responsible for that?
Who was responsible for sending those goons out to scare the hell out of Justice Kavanaugh and Alito?
Who was that?
Remember that?
Who was that?
Next, what about Hunter Biden?
Don't give me this Miranda Devine.
These people have this idea about the laptop.
Nobody gives a damn about that anymore.
What's going to happen to him?
What's going to happen to him?
And another thing too, somebody better reel in and get Jim Jordan and all these other people and say, let me ask you something.
What exactly do you do?
I'm going to be the president.
If you think I'm going to sign off on what you're doing, you don't do anything.
You put on, talk about a stunt.
What do you do?
Name one thing you've ever done.
One thing you've accomplished.
What?
You put on great stuff.
You and John, John, John Kennedy.
Great.
That's wonderful.
What?
What do you do?
Nothing.
You've got to change everything.
Raul Rodriguez says, as President, how can Trump use Musk in his cabinet?
You don't want to put him in the cabinet.
Then he's subject to control.
You're more deadly outside.
You have more of an influence elsewhere.
Being in government is the worst.
Running for office is the worst.
I guarantee you Joe Rogan can get more things done tomorrow than any congressperson can.
We have to go back.
We have to have...
We have to have pods.
We have to have militias.
We have to revamp everything, top to bottom.
We need to have communities where all of a sudden, Richfield Springs, Kentucky.
I just made that up.
I don't know where that is.
They have their own militia.
They didn't like response time.
The police weren't doing the job.
So under the Second Amendment, they have their own militia.
And they drive around.
And they patrol themselves.
And crime is gone.
We need to bring law enforcement back into this.
We don't need police officers to stand around with their long fingernails and their bubble butts and their Cardi B lenses talking on the phone.
I don't know what that's all about.
Law enforcement, are you serious about this?
Next, I will take care of all school shootings.
We have at every school mandatory federal law.
One entrance, one exit.
That's it.
You go in, you come out.
No open doors.
No nothing.
Every school has on site, everyone, an armed guard, either paid for, retired, not the friend, not the school, not, you know, the school resource officer.
No, not the guy helping out with the Christmas decorations.
A guy who is armed.
A guy who wears mirrored lenses and who scares the hell out of you.
Single school.
That simple.
People will be, of course they'll do it.
Next, we need to have different schools.
We need to have pods.
You're going to be hearing people like 10 parents, 5 parents, whatever it is, and they hire somebody.
They hire their own education experts, somebody with a master's, maybe a PhD, who knows.
Give them a good salary, give them benefits.
They're going to be the teacher.
And they're going to have a place where they go.
And this is like Montessori on steroids.
We have to take school away from public schools.
That's over with.
It's done.
Those are indoctrination centers.
They are failing.
They are repositories for kids who do not deserve to be there.
There are some kids who are so stupid, so mutant, so inbred, so screwed up.
But can't speak English.
Can't do this.
Fine.
You know what?
Have a daycare center.
Don't give them a degree.
Give them a certificate of attendance.
Thank you very much.
You attended.
We put all our monies in schools.
Do this.
I swear to you, the biggest waste of time is the educational system.
Oh, there's a person here.
And the biggest fraud are the elite schools, the Daltons and all these private schools.
Complete waste of time.
Because there, you're just sent in there, and you're given this diploma so you can have a green light into some Ivy League school.
And the days of the Ivy League are over.
You're going to see places like Hillsdale College and University of Chicago.
That's where you're going to see it.
Christian schools, private schools, places you've never heard of before, where all of a sudden, the greatest minds...
Oh, let me tell you something.
All you've got to do is bring in an anchor.
Have...
Do you know that the University of Miami years ago had like Jaco Pastore?
I remember all the greatest jazz.
It was like the Berklee School of Music, so to speak.
It was an anchor.
I'm going to stop right now.
I want there to be so much change.
I don't want to recognize this.
I don't want to recognize this.
I want BLM to be audited.
I want Antifa to be indicted and brought up on charges as a racketeering enterprise.
One more thing.
You notice that, fellow?
I hope you follow me on Lionel Legal.
I did a very interesting...
I think you'll like it.
I did an interesting take on this feller from Abercrombie& Fitch.
Yeah, that case stinks to high heaven.
How come he was granted a bond and did he wasn't?
Follow that one.
Watch that right there.
Put the link up right there.
Go to Lionel Legal.
Lionel Legal.
Sign up.
It says, guilty?
That case.
There are so many of these.
Oh, and you're going to find out the fraud.
Hey, I was trafficked.
They're giving trafficking a bad...
They're stealing.
It's not stolen valor.
It's stolen victimization.
Alright, that's it.
Now, are you following Mrs. L?
Her...
Oh my God.
If you are not following her, there is no hope for you.
There is no hope for you.
She interviewed a woman by the name of Jewel Baraka, coming of age on a porn set.
You are not going to believe what this young lady went to.
This is at Lynn's Warriors on YouTube.
She also talks about the former Abercrombie and Fitch Feller.
Remember him?
Mike Jeffries?
About him.
What's this case about?
How about this?
You're going to love this one.
And I don't know why certain people don't want to talk about it.
They're called Yahoo Boys.
You know who the Yahoo Boys are?
These are the ones targeting teenage boys for sexploitation.
Have you heard about them?
Nope.
How about the disgusting and depraved ditty?
This is the most...
She's got stuff and the most important and critical information that nobody's talking about.
Let me say something, and this is just from me.
I'm not putting words.
These are my words and not hers.
But the reason why you should go to Lynn's Warriors is that maybe, who knows, maybe because we're...
Older, maybe we're experienced, maybe we're kind of more mature, but there's a lot of people out there in this business who want to sit around and have you say, look how hot I am.
Hey, look, I'm a conservative mom.
Hey, look, I'm a red mom.
Hey, look, I'm fighting trafficking my way because I'm this sexy broad.
If you want to do that, form your own Victoria's Secret catalog or something.
We don't have time for this.
Don't interrupt and don't confuse your own Self-aggrandized nonsense with doing good.
There were kids and people out there whose lives have been destroyed.
And you wouldn't sit in a car and show everybody how hot you are?
I don't understand this.
I really don't understand this.
Listen, I want to change this place because the rules have changed.
And I'm with Trump and I know you're with me.
And believe me, let me tell you what old Uncle Lenny's going to do.
I'm not going to lie to you.
And I'm not going to sit around like a bunch of these people and talk about, isn't everything great?
Yeah, it's great.
But you and I have been through hell since 2015.
Think about this.
Nine years of this stuff since he first walked down that escalator at Trump Tower.
Look what we've been through.
We've been sidelined.
We've been, I mean, we have been censored and...
And deplatformed and demonized.
We have been through more crap.
We've been through arguments with our families, birthdays screwed up, receptions, Thanksgivings, Christmas canceled because of some stupid sister-in-law or some weird neighbor or somebody who doesn't like us.
Let me tell you something.
It's a new world right now.
The rules have changed.
And I don't want to hear anything more about, oh, I'm a Republican.
No, no, you've got to prove it to me.
Just put that card away.
Put that R away.
Let me see.
What are you doing for me?
What are you doing?
And I'm going to say this one last time, and I think that you better listen to me.
If you want to say that Elvis is alive or that 9-11 was caused by Martians, I don't care.
That's your opinion, and you should be able to say it.
I can also say you're full of it.
You don't know what you're talking about.
But that's another story.
And if there's somebody on a college campus who has a group, a student who wants to boycott a BDS or boycott investment during Vietnam, people who are investing in Dow Chemical and Agent Orange, that's their prerogative.
As long as you're not violent or obstructionist, you can say whatever you want.
And I don't want Elise Stefanik, whoever's paying her, to have these big, grandiose show trials, like your Torquemada or Beria, and you bring these people and you browbeat some Urkel wannabe from Harvard so that you can say, how'd I do?
Do I get the check?
That was great.
You're a phony.
That's not what this is about.
America's not worried about...
The last thing we're saying is, we've got to finally do something to get rid of these keffiyeh-wearing anti-Semites on Columbia campus.
Are you kidding?
Nobody cares about it.
Who cares?
Anytime somebody gets up and marches about anything, with the exception of BLM, oh, they march, they march, they destroy, they burn, they shatter, finally somebody's doing something.
It's a different world, my friend.
It's a different world.
You're either with us or you're against us.
Whatever you thought last year or the year before, it's over.
And that goes for you, Fox News and Newsmax and News this and whatever it is.
It's over.
And the people who are making the biggest insights and the biggest input, people like Rogan, People like, that's right, Alex Jones, Mr. Crazy, Mr. Lunatic, foreign platforms, people who you've never heard of.
Let me tell you something.
This is a brand new world.
I am so excited.
You have no idea.
And if I ran this show, you wouldn't recognize this anymore.
You wouldn't recognize this.
When we would meet, we wouldn't have a secret handshake.
We would say, what do you think about this?
Not are you a conservative, not are you wearing a red hat, but what do you think about this?
And please see that 1916 project.
Oh my God.
Please see this.
Please see what Margaret Sanger is all about.
Oh!
And see how BLM and Antifa actually found out.
Wait a minute.
You mean to tell me that Margaret Sanger wanted to basically through eugenics?
Destroy the Negro population?
That's why they took the Margaret Sanger street name off.
That's what this was about.
These were eugenics.
These were as hardcore as you could get.
It's funny how sometimes, remember, the Temperance Unions, the Kerry Nations of the world, met with and worked with, in essence, the Klan.
Remember that during Prohibition.
Because the Klan wanted prohibition because they didn't want these black men to get on the hooch with their hyper-sexualized behaviors and libido.
And they were weird bedfellows with the women who basically wanted to have temperance unions because their husbands were being destroyed by alcohol and the like.
The Klan and this church club meeting, it happens.
It happens.
Okay?
Good.
All right, dear friends.
You listen to Uncle Lenny.
I'm not going to...
I'm tired of this stuff.
Raul Rodriguez, thank you.
Jerry Robichaux or Robichaux.
David Strachan, perhaps.
Teresa Skinner.
YouTube, we thank you.
Ken Diazio and Laurie Lewis.
All right, dear friends.
And don't forget also, you better go right now to Lynn's Warriors right this moment.
Let's watch this interview with Jewel Baraka.
Watch this one.
You will not believe what parents do.
And by the way, Johnny Ballgame said it best.
You know, Johnny may be a lunatic.
He may be out of his tree.
He may be gone.
He may be completely, completely unhinged, untethered from reality.
But dammit, he's correct.
You better vote.
I can't wait to vote.
In person, whatever it is, I can't wait.
And if you, if you, if you are undecided, but I'd rather have somebody not vote than vote for that thing, that joke, that complete, that bezoar, that she will be forever, she will be the laughing stock, but not by her own devices.
All right, dear friends.
Remember, God bless America.
Thank you.
And don't forget this.
Don't forget this, our dear friend.
Oh, look at this.
I got my totemic.
I've got my, I told you, I got all my, I even got my little, look at this.
I got my trump.
I'm going to show you all of my stuff.
I showed you my stuff.
I don't want to show you everything else.
I've got a lot of things.
I've got brushes and look at this.
I got this thing, which I'm not going to, you know, this is the trumpeteer.
This is a stadium horn.
You don't want me to do this, but I've got everything.
I've got everything here.
You know why?
Not because I'm a Republican, not because I'm a Republican, but because I believe in that man.
I believe in that man.
And what he's been through, the very fact that he's doing this for us, is something I'll never understand.
How in the name of God does he do this?
How does he not just get tired?
How does he just keep going?
We'll find out.
Okay, dear friends, have a great and glorious day.
See you tonight at 7pm, but don't forget until then, remember, subscribe to Lionel Nation.
Make sure you subscribe right now.
Right now, because people are telling me sometimes that they're unsubscribed.
Okay, remember that?
Hand farts for everybody.
That's right, my friends.
Hand farts.
This is the sound of freedom.
This is the sound of the gas of liberty.
A flatulence of freedom.
The fortitude of the fart.
The gaseous gaggle of gorgeous and gargantuan glory-seeking whatever it is.
That's what we do.
This is it.
This is it.
Remember this.
The sound of freedom.
The sound of freedom.
I don't want to hear clapping.
Mr. President, anytime you want me to use my manualism to send...
This is the rally cry.
When you hear this, wherever you are, if you're in a crowded elevator, or you're at a bar, or you're someplace, when you hear this, this is the sound of freedom.
This is the sound forever associated with taking down those rat bastards, that woke lunacy, that radical left.
You got it?
Then that's for you, and I mean that sincerely.
All right, dear friends.
Have a great day.
See you then.
Don't forget Lin's Warriors.
Don't forget also October the 26th at the Cutting Room.
Information we're here before.
And preparewithlionel.com.
Buy your food now!
The end is nigh!
Louie nigh!
All right, friends.
Talk to you later.
Have a great day.
And don't forget, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
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