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Oct. 18, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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The Que Mala Massacre: Bret Baier Destroyed the Imbecile No Matter How Much They Tried to Rig
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I want to issue an apology to Brett Baer.
Brett?
I never thought you had it in you.
I never thought.
Never.
Ever.
You're setting me up.
You're in the past.
I think your old Brett was going to be, I'm not going to risk my career for this.
They're making so much.
CNN is freezing raises.
They're going to be in business so much.
Tuddle down.
They're going to be like an app one day.
There's nothing.
And I thought for sure Brett Baer probably said, listen, it ain't worth it.
I could imagine him talking to his agent saying, what are you going to do?
Don't do this.
The Murdoch brothers and those families are so into Kemala.
If you go out there and you bust her chop, you're through.
You are through.
You are through.
Watch it.
Play it right.
They gave you the questions.
Don't push it.
That's what I thought.
I'm sorry, Brett.
I'm sorry.
He was magnificent.
And you know who was the most empingal next to Kemala?
Hannity.
Brett Baer's the star.
Brett Baer.
Not Gutbucket.
Not Water's World.
Wait, I saw this last night.
What is this?
And here's Welcome to Mother's World.
What?
That's a stupid issue.
I tried to watch it last night.
Hannity gets a guest on and he does a 20-minute question and the guy's like, uh-huh.
And let me tell you something.
Newt Gingrich, hey, the 80s called.
You know, they want reality back.
This is why I don't...
But last night I had to watch it.
But Bret Baier, oh my God.
Let's get going.
Can you hear me?
Let me know, my friends.
Before we start, let me tell you right now, this is going to be one of the best shows ever.
Last night was a barn burner.
It was great.
It was wonderful.
Oh my God.
It was such a great, great, great, great show.
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Now let's get back down to business.
First and foremost, there is an A. High parody.
I am not about to win it because of some, God knows, some rule that I'm breaking, but it is the funniest.
It is the greatest.
It's Barack Obama and thank you, Laurie Lewis.
You're a doll.
It's Barack Obama and Pops Biden and I guess Ethel Kennedy's Funeral or whatever.
And he says, how's she doing?
Terrible.
What about me?
I'm not going to run it because this is AI.
Well, no.
All you have to do is watch it.
You know it's AI.
But anyway, let me get this out of the world.
We've got it.
If you would have told me, if I would have met God, I've been thinking so much about God.
God saying, I got something to plan for you.
God works in mysterious ways.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to throw you a curveball.
A good curveball.
A good curveball.
I'm going to strike out the other side and they're not going to see it coming.
They're going to think it was the debate.
They think they walked out unscathed.
You're not going to believe what I'm going to do.
This is God saying, okay, I'm going to give you a heads up.
Don't tell anybody.
You know who's one of the most boring people?
By the way, the worst person on Fox is Neil Cavuto.
Get rid of that quizzling traitor ass out of there.
Next is Arthel Neville.
Get rid of her.
I don't know if she's changed.
But I'm going to take a guy who is normally so boring right there.
Oh my god, this guy's like watching yogurt harden.
It's just...
Until last night.
I'm going to take him and he's going to come out in this style that's so cool and he is going to destroy her.
And she won't.
You think in any other real universe people would say, well obviously she's got it together.
She knows what she's doing.
Obviously she does.
Wrong!
Wrong!
She's still Hasn't learned the bit.
She still hasn't learned it.
It's the most incredible thing anybody's seen.
Let me show you how, what a bunch of rat bastards here.
Somebody said, let's put her on Fox.
Can you believe this?
Would you put her on Fox?
All she has to do, they should have just hidden her.
So that people can remind, remind themselves that, well, you know, it's better, you know, Trump is a bad guy.
Let people resolve themselves to voting for this nincompoop.
Let them get used to the notion of voting for this idiot.
Let them not see her.
Keep her out of the crosshairs.
Keep her out of what is happening.
This is what they should have done.
YouTube says the law just changed to allow military to use deadly force on civil unrest?
I don't.
We will see about that as far as the law goes.
But listen to what I'm saying.
Thank you, YouTube.
Let me listen to what's going on here.
This is critical.
Not that that's not.
Don't get me wrong.
They could have just taken this out.
Remember, what is there, 18 days or so until the election?
18 days, roughly.
But yeah, 18 days until the election.
They could have just, well, until the actual physical.
They're actually voting now.
They could have just rolled.
They could have just let this thing go.
They could have just let this thing go and let them say, let them steal their courage and say, you know what?
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to vote.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's it.
I'm going to vote for him.
That's it.
Yeah.
Well, what do they do?
They put her on and destroy her.
To show you what a bunch of rat bastards they are, they actually have her come out.
First of all, they said 25 minutes.
They were late.
Then they said 20. So they know he had to get done.
He had a show at 6. So these people said, let's put it on as minimal of time as possible so we can say we theoretically sat for his show.
This is how these people think.
They're like gangsters.
Let's put her on for the minimal amount of time.
Time period.
Because we know she's just a dummy.
Let me just say something right now.
This is a person who, when you talk to her, you swear.
This is a smart person.
She doesn't use incorrect English.
She doesn't use the wrong tense.
She doesn't say...
She sounds like she knows what she's talking about until she talks about something, until she discusses something.
And then you realize...
And I'm thinking about this.
She's not stupid.
She just doesn't care.
And I'm going to tell you something.
I'm going to go out on a limb right now.
She is so relieved because she's basically telling these people, I don't want this.
I don't want to be the president.
I want to travel.
I want to live my life.
I don't want to be stuck in this prison called the White House.
I don't need this.
I've never wanted it.
Yeah, I kind of played along.
I was kind of like Alan Keyes or Gary Bauer, one of those guys years ago.
Yeah, they've done, they've built up their election portfolio, kind of like Steve Garvey does.
You know, I'll keep the money and I get to keep it.
I'm just going to go at me and slap it and take off.
I don't want to be president.
I don't want to sit in that room and go to briefings.
I don't want to fly around.
I don't want this.
She's been telling you, trying to.
You don't understand.
You've got the wrong person.
No, no, no, Kamala.
No, no.
And she'd probably say, you know what?
I'll do it.
And they'd probably say, listen, don't worry.
You're not going to win.
So, okay.
But this will build up your Q rating.
This will build up your favorability rating.
You can go out in the world and do your stuff.
Sell fashion or whatever the hell it is.
You know what I'm saying?
We'll do that.
But you're not going to win, so don't worry about it.
Okay, sure, I'm not going to win.
She doesn't want to.
That's why last night she wasn't upset.
She went back and secretly said to these people, I told you.
I told you.
This is not for me.
She has no passion.
Now, let's start off.
Let's sit back and get ready for this.
This is all the...
Let me see.
Do we have...
That's good stuff here.
In no particular order, okay?
No particular order.
This is so funny.
I've got a great friend, Mark Simone, on WOR, and they have people who pull the clips, and he pushes, and he goes, and here's Joe Biden, and you hear, it's always the wrong one.
Or the wrong clip, or they don't get the crunch line.
It's funny to hear him say, that's not it.
That's not it.
That's not it.
I love that.
It's the best part of the show.
I don't want to be like that, but I put these up and I don't know what we're going to see.
Each one is so terrible and so delicious.
It doesn't matter anymore.
Let's start shopping.
He's unstable.
He is unstable.
He's not well.
You say he's mentally not stable.
He's not stable.
Let me ask you this.
You told many...
Now this is important.
Let me turn this up.
Oh, for the love of God.
Hang on a minute.
Hang on a minute.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I've got so many open channels.
See?
Here I am joking about Mark Jamone, and I'm doing the same thing, but it's me.
I don't have a staff.
All right.
Watch this.
This is the first part.
This is the gotcha moment.
She's actually claiming that Donald Trump is unstable.
She's actually claiming, actually suggesting that he's unstable.
He's the most stable person in the world.
This is the same person who said before, this is the most important, this is the person who said that he was crazy, he's out of his mind, but never seemed to say anything or notice anything bad about Joe Biden, who was obviously, clearly in cognitive decline, okay?
That's where we were.
He's unstable.
He is unstable.
He's not well.
You say he's mentally not stable.
He's not stable.
Let me ask you.
She's at the end of a rope now.
She is so pissed off.
Do you hear this?
She's losing her tone.
She's losing.
She says, like, I've got you on this one.
And I'm going to dig my heels in.
And I am not going to.
I'm telling you right now.
Okay.
I am.
He isn't.
This is all.
She's got two things.
This one and the other one we'll play later is how he's going to.
Release the military to arrest people for their opinions, like they do in the UK.
You told many interviewers that Joe Biden was on his game, that ran around circles on his staff.
When did you first notice that President Biden's mental faculties appeared diminished?
Joe Biden.
Did you see that one more time?
She honestly, this is not that she's stupid.
She doesn't care.
You think she would say, I have got this idea.
Absolutely.
Nailed.
Nailed.
Diminished.
Joe Biden.
See that?
See that?
The most important issue.
They're telling her.
You know they're going to ask you this.
I have watched from the Oval Office to the Situation Room.
And he has the judgment and the experiment and experience to do exactly what he has done in making very important decisions on behalf of the American people.
There were no concerns raised.
Joe Biden is not on the ballot.
Joe Biden is the President of the United States, numbnuts.
Number two, you said and guaranteed in the capacity of Vice President that he was okay.
That is the point of this.
See, Brett's got no time.
They realize they're jamming him up.
He's got questions.
So anybody else will say, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, back up.
You do know.
Tell me.
You do understand why we're asking this question.
You do understand, right?
You said he was okay, but yet you turn around and you say that Donald Trump is not rational.
He's not lucid.
But Joe Biden is?
That's the point.
Donald Trump is.
But you talked about it.
And Donald Trump is.
After George Clooney said within a few minutes of talking to President Biden.
After George Clooney.
By the way, George Clooney is a shill.
George Clooney.
Oh, the new word is that he is hoping for an Oscar with his new...
What's that new movie, honey?
With Brad Pitt?
He's going to ditch the Broadway thing and basically see if they throw it his way.
See if he gets an Oscar.
Either an Oscar nod or an Oscar okay for some movie coming up, I think, with Brad Pitt.
Remember, this is the only reason they use George Clooney.
He's a puppy dog.
He's a shill.
He's part of the chosen few in the shadow government.
Remember that.
The fundraiser that he thought this was not the same Joe Biden that we saw on the debate stage.
Donald Trump is on the ballot.
I understand.
You met with him at least once a week for three and a half years.
You didn't have any concerns?
I think the American people have a concern about Donald Trump.
Did you hear that noise just now?
There's somebody walking on a wooden floor.
It's like somebody you can almost hear.
Listen to this.
It sounds like a woman's high heel or something on wood, which means there's somebody's pacing.
Did you hear this?
Listen again.
For three and a half years, you didn't have any concerns?
I think the American people have a concern about Donald Trump, which is why the people who know...
Got him.
Red Bear got him.
Nailed her.
Nailed her.
This is what was never done in the debates.
This was never done.
This is all within 25 minutes.
This is within 25 minutes.
This was everything.
She thought she skated.
She thought, I got nothing to worry about.
She thought that because they pampered her, they coddled her, they protected her during the actual debates.
She thought, I'm in.
Oh, I got this one.
This guy's a wimp.
I'm just going to stick to my thing because I'm Kamala Harris and I'm kind of believing my stuff.
This is, again, this is 20 minutes.
This is the October surprise.
This is it!
She's the surprise!
Including leaders of our national security community.
Have all spoken out, even people who worked for him.
No, they haven't.
In the Oval Office.
Worked with him in the Situation Room.
Tell me about your plan.
Tell me about your worldview.
What are you going to do?
And have said he is unfit and dangerous and should never be President of the United States again.
Who said that?
including his former vice president, which is why the job was open for him to choose another running mate.
So that is a fact.
This means nothing to the American people.
This means absolutely nothing.
Let me see if I can explain to you ahead of time.
This is her entire appearance.
Any questions?
Any questions?
It's the most incredible thing.
Let me say this again.
I'm going to be saying this throughout the morning.
25 minutes.
That's all it was.
If, in fact, less than that, YouTube says, armed scholar, an attorney I watch, the military can use deadly force.
Okay, YouTube, that's great.
We're talking about this, buddy.
God bless you.
We're talking about this.
Okay?
I love you, man.
We're talking about this.
But thank you.
You thought Brett would be a wimp, too.
Oh, I thought so.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I thought for sure.
I thought absolutely 100%.
I thought for sure.
Because of the Murdochs.
Brad says, I think Brad impressed all of us.
All I can say.
Oh, absolutely.
Brad, that is what I said last night and what I'm saying now.
And the one who is probably the most shocked is Hannity.
Because Hannity, I think, still thinks he runs the show.
I think he, with all due respect, I think he figures, I'm the star!
And they got rid of, remember, Hannity, they got rid of all the people that got in his way.
Tucker, Bill O 'Reilly, well, Rush sadly died.
I don't think it had anything to do with that, of course.
But he's always benefited from the ouster.
He's always been the luckiest guy in the world.
Following Rush Limbaugh, following Bill O 'Reilly.
Bret Baier is an even, he didn't even take a victory lap.
He didn't even take a victory lap.
He was absolutely positively just so cool.
More of this.
They call a timeout right before.
This is icing the kicker, the phrase here.
You know, when the kicker in football, they call a timeout right before he's going to kick the field goal.
They're icing the kicker.
So we were supposed to start at 5 p.m.
This was the time they gave us.
Originally, we were going to do 25 or 30 minutes.
They came in and said, well, maybe 20. So it was already getting whittled down.
The Vice President showed up about 5:15.
We were pushing the envelope to be able to turn it around for the top of the 6 o 'clock.
So that's how it started.
And I could tell when we started talking that she was going to be tough to, you know, redirect without me trying to interrupt.
I did this with President Obama.
At one point I just said, "Mr.
President, I know you like the filibuster." I just didn't even have the chance to sometimes redirect in those ways.
I had a lot of other questions.
Let me show you how bad these Murdochs are.
They put on Harold Ford Jr.
Harold Ford!
I want you to take a bell jar, evacuate it, pull every molecule of oxygen out of it, and you still haven't gotten Harold Ford Jr.
Why they have him on there, I have no...
I'll take the guy typhoid or thyroid or whatever his name is with the hat, the fat guy with the tattoos.
I'll take that over this.
So I thought for sure, there's no way.
They're not going to do this.
Brad Rung says, this interview ended her for sure, no rebound her.
The irony is that they thought this was a throwaway.
Now I'm going to ask you something to do today also, which you're going to find virtually impossible.
You're going to have to see...
How many people dismiss this?
Wow, we never thought it'd be that good.
Well, she's the only person who actually gets worse.
You would think after all of the shows and all the interviews and all the debates and all the time and everything else, from Charlemagne to God even, to now, you'd think she would be able to be better at this.
She doesn't care.
I am convinced.
She's not stupid.
She just doesn't care.
She's like that...
Teenager who never has her homework ready or doesn't answer the...
just doesn't care.
She never wanted this.
They wanted this for her.
They just assumed that you were running, right?
You have to really want this.
You have to want this.
And also, remember something.
It was her doing.
Brett Baer did it.
It was 25 minutes.
And Donald Trump...
Had nothing to do with this.
Donald Trump, other than being the subject of it, wasn't even there.
Who knew?
I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
It was gorgeous.
Madam Vice President, they're giving me a hard wrap.
Well, I thank you for the time.
I thank you for the time.
It's good to meet you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
This is when it all happened.
Madam Vice President, they're giving me a hard wrap.
Well, I thank you for the time.
I thank you for the time.
It's good to meet you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
What he's saying is, like, this is the most unfair.
They were hard out!
Hard out!
We gotta get out of here!
Kevin, by the way, a member for two months, says, I doubt she lets her staff...
I doubt she lets her staff to strongly debate her.
I don't know what that means.
I don't think she...
I think her staff...
Well, you know, Kevin, she's never liked her staff.
They've never gotten along.
They've been countermanded by her.
She's a real snide one, Mr. Grinch.
Raul says, how deep did Kamala injure her presidential image?
Among her people...
See, there's a couple of things that are going to happen, Raul.
Two things.
Number one, at this point, what is there?
Is this really going to go...
Do you think people are going to say, I was going to vote for her until the Bret Baier interview?
No, it's this...
It's like you're sucking the air out of the...
Out of the trajectory, if that makes any sense.
The bullet is flying and flying and flying.
And it's just losing all sense of power and kinetic energy.
There's nothing there.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
There's nothing there.
It's like the last deflated...
Let me tell you something.
And I'm saying this again.
Last night when I was watching, again, the...
The X version of this.
The internets were going crazy.
Read the Daily Mail.
It was a disaster.
Let me say this again.
One, it was Bret Baier.
Two, 20 minutes?
Not a debate.
Not an appearance.
Sit down, asking her questions.
Number three, Trump had nothing to do with it.
This is the part.
It wasn't a Trump triumph.
Well, it was inadvertently.
It was she.
She blew it.
Brad Runk says, Joe Rogan would handle her the same way.
Love the play-by-play last night, but it's a campaign of Trump or not.
Trump, we will see in 20 days.
I cannot wait.
Yes, in fact, we will not, we will not, and this is very, very, very important.
How do I say this?
There is absolutely no chance, none, that Joe Rogan is going to get near her.
No chance.
Oh, whatever little chance there was after this, this was 20 minutes, okay, of questions and not Joe sitting there, you know, sipping on the scotch and getting stoned and God knows who's there.
No, no, this was just 20 minutes with what we thought was a real powder puff, you know, a bread bear.
Oh, no way!
No, no, no way!
Because she wants...
Anything but this.
She's like Michelle Obama.
Michelle Obama wants to be Oprah.
Oprah wants to be Oprah.
This woman wants to be loved.
She wants the gold chains.
She wants to laugh.
She wants to dance.
She wants to be your girlfriend.
She's a girl.
Please don't take this the wrong way.
And there are boys, too.
But she just wants to be an influencer, an Instagrammer.
She wants to laugh and talk about collard green.
She doesn't give a rat's ass about the Gaza Strip or Tehran.
Come on, man.
It's unbelievable.
But let me see.
Let me see.
Brad said, this interview ended her for sure.
No rebound here.
Ended what?
You're not being clear.
Do you think that the people who are not going to show up watched Bret Baier?
No.
They're going to hear about him.
They're going to feel it.
They're going to smell it.
It's like, hey, there's a fire.
I don't know where it is, but I smell fire.
I smell something.
When they went, David was a ploof who was getting like 20 mil for this last minute thing.
They probably went back into the room and said, oh my God.
And she says, basically, and I know you're not going to believe me, she's saying, see, I told you I didn't know anything.
I told you.
Does she seem rattled?
Not in the least.
She'd probably say, well, what is she going to do?
I don't care.
I don't care.
Meanwhile, they're laughing their ass off.
Alfredo, thank you.
Kevin says, I doubt she lets her staff to strongly debate her.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I guess I missed this one before.
Brad Wrong says, Joe Rogan, yes.
Real angry patriot.
Moment of silence for her liver after that debate.
You know, they always make it sound like she's a real boozer.
I don't know.
She could be.
I don't know.
Brett removed four years of Brandon Kamala repression in 20 minutes.
Bravo.
Absolutely.
He destroyed him.
Evan Webb says, this interview on Obama's recent demand to blacks to go vote, Harris has done major damage.
And they just tell Trump, Trump, bad.
Yep.
A couple of things here, and this is also important to note.
When you say Obama hurt people, no, it doesn't hurt people.
It doesn't hurt people.
Let me give you an example.
Let me explain something to you.
In law, in criminal law, every now and then, every now and then, you'll hear about somebody who, by virtue of some type of initiation, they have to commit a murder.
So they'll take somebody, they'll shoot them, and then somebody comes along and he shoots them, and somebody comes along and he shoots them, and somebody comes along and he shoots them.
Now, who committed the murder?
If I'm shooting a dead guy, that's not murder.
It looks like murder.
I'm kind of like, maybe as an accessory, but did I kill him?
No.
They did.
But I came along.
I put the bullet in a corpse.
I hate to use this analogy.
So when Barack Obama comes and says some stupid thing to black people, do you think that matters?
Do you think that matters?
Do you think this was the bullet?
No, it was the collective.
It was this collective thing.
But I'm telling you right now, this gives gloat.
If I were Trump, I would do something so important.
I would be on the air.
Please watch it.
I'm afraid they're going to find this Problematic.
It's on my Twitter, and everybody else copied it last night.
It's this AI parody of Obama talking to Biden at Ethel Kennedy's funeral.
It says it perfectly.
It says it perfectly.
People could not believe what happened.
Let me say this again.
This happened before, this was right before, this was pre-recorded.
They tried to sandbag him.
They tried to hurt him.
And they said, and believe me, the guy who was freaking out the most is Sean Hannity.
Because he's thinking, Sean Hannity couldn't do anything.
Bret Baier has a style.
I've seen this before.
There's a way of people who can destroy you.
And they let you hurt yourself.
They let you.
They don't feel it.
Brett Baird never budged.
It was beautiful.
I love that guy.
He's my hero.
Brett, I apologize, buddy boy.
I thought you sucked.
You the man.
You got to say what you wanted to say about Donald Trump.
There are a lot of things.
There's more to say.
I have much more to say, actually.
There are a lot of things that people want to learn about you and your policies, and that's why we invited you here.
I invite everyone to go to KamalaHarris.com.
And you will see that I have 80 pages of policies that are quite comprehensive and should be accessible to anyone who would like to read them.
And it includes what I intend to do about affordable housing, what I intend to do about small businesses, what I intend to do to strengthen our economy, to support America's military and ensure we have the most lethal.
She's like the minor bird.
She doesn't know what to do.
She doesn't know what to do.
And let me tell you again, listen to Uncle Lenny.
She's never cared about this.
I promise you, now listen, you've got to go in there.
Anna Wintour wants to put you on the cover.
And you've got to do this.
Oh, I'll do it.
Something that she cares about.
I don't know if she wants to be...
Who knows?
I know that...
I know that Michelle wants to be sexy and loved and do her audibles and go to the gym and nobody cares about that.
This is what she really, really wants.
I don't know what this dame wants.
I really don't know.
I mean it.
I don't know what she wants and I don't know what she's asking for.
She's just throwing the kitchen sink at you.
She doesn't know what to do because she doesn't care.
And best fighting force in the world.
Madam Vice President, they're giving me a hard rap here.
See that?
They're giving me a hard rap, but she's just going, and Kamala can see him say, like, wrap it up, wrap it up!
And she just wants to get the hell out of there.
Thank you for the time.
It's good to meet you.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, right.
Okay, all right.
On Little Bighorn Baby, Ed Wynn says, had Trump accepted the final debate, that would have been the diatribe of bills he would have been exposed to.
Listen!
Trump was smart because he said, basically, I'm not going to do this again.
I'm not going to do this again.
We're not going to debate again.
Uh-uh.
Ain't going to happen.
But there's more.
And again, the order of this, I couldn't tell you.
They're all so good.
It's like opening up a Whitman sampler.
Does the order really matter to you?
No.
now.
Polsters all over the country and here in Pennsylvania that immigration is one of the key issues that they're looking at this election.
This was right now.
Off the bat.
First, I think this is the first question.
And specifically the influx of illegal immigrants from more than 150 countries.
How many illegal immigrants would you estimate your administration has released into the country over the last three and a half years?
Now let me tell you something.
First of all, remember what Uncle Lenny tells you.
Always answer the question.
Two million.
Three million.
Five million.
Answer the question.
Five million.
Five million.
Oh.
Like I told you, five million.
Act like it's no big deal.
You said that Joe Biden was I swear to you, I would have said Brett, let me ask you something.
If you were on TV right now and somebody said to you Tell me, do you think that Rupert Murdoch is too old to be running Fox News?
What would you say?
Come on, Brett.
You're not stupid.
What are you going to do?
This is your boss.
I'm the vice president.
You know how this works, right?
President?
Vice president.
Do you think I'm going to go in there and say, this guy's batshit crazy.
He's pooping his pants.
He has no idea what's going on.
He's walking around yelling, who ordered the veal cutlet?
People are opening up the windows like, my God, he smells like an old dictionary.
He's weird.
He's got that old man dandruff.
He's just, ugh, he smells like a catcher's mitt.
Do you want me to say that?
No!
That's what she should have said.
That's the answer.
What am I going to do, tell you he's out of his street?
You're asking him?
Did you see him?
Look, that's not my decision.
I'm on a team.
I'm a team player, but God.
Damn it.
I mean, Brett, seriously, do you think Murdoch's okay?
You think that Jerry Hall marriage divorced her with a fax or whatever he did?
Or was that Newt Gingrich?
I don't know.
That's the answer.
Just answer the question.
Okay, listen to this one.
So when she says how many people are in here, tell them.
Well, I'm glad you raised the issue of immigration.
No, you're not.
Because I agree with you.
It is a topic of discussion that people want to rightly have.
He asked you a question.
What the hell are you agreeing with?
He said, how many people here?
Well, I agree with you.
Agree with what?
A question?
Well, if you agree with me, answer my question.
And you know what I'm going to talk about.
Yeah, but just a number.
Do you think it's one million, three million?
All you've got to do is answer the question and he'll be done.
The key is when you don't answer it.
Then it becomes an issue.
If he said $30 million, have Brett say it's not $30 million.
Well, if you know the answer, what are you asking me for?
Let's just get to the point.
This is the point.
This is my favorite.
Somebody told her along the way, I want you to get tough, and I want you to come in and say, I'm talking.
I'm talking right now.
Give a version of that.
What is the point?
You keep saying the point.
What the hell is the point?
We have a broken immigration system.
We have a broken immigration?
Excuse me, who is we?
We?
I'm a civilian.
You're on the Biden-Harris team.
That needs to be repaired.
So why didn't you repair it?
Three and a half years?
Hey, numbnuts, can you see what's happening?
How long do you see rain coming in through the roof where you say, I think we've got to fix this?
So your Homeland Security Secretary said that 85% of apprehensions...
I'm not finished.
Listen to this.
85,000.
We have an immigration system.
That means 6 million.
Look at this.
She says, I'm answering this.
...released into the country.
And let me just finish.
I'll get you the question, I promise you.
I was beginning to answer.
No, you weren't.
When you came into office, your administration immediately reversed a number of Trump border policies.
Reversed a number of Trump...
Border policies.
Now, coming up, remember, is this fiction, this hallucinogenic psychotic fiction about how there was this bipartisan plan that Trump, Trump, while not even in office, used his evil waves of influence, these mind-controlled, you know, kind of a Robert Klein thing, you know, to make people vote when they had the presidency, the house, the...
Anyway.
Most significantly, the policy that required illegal immigrants to be detained through deportation, either in the U.S. or in Mexico.
And you switch that policy.
They were released from custody.
They were released from custody.
Okay, my life.
...awaiting trial.
So instead, included in those...
You know why she's not talking?
Because she's listening to her.
She goes, I didn't know that.
...were a large number of single men...
Jesus, he's right.
Adult men who went on to commit heinous crimes.
Adult men, huh?
Do they look like Willie?
So, looking back, do you regret the decision to terminate Remain in Mexico at the beginning of your administration?
Now her answer is, I'm the vice president.
I don't do diddly squat.
Remember that.
I was the vice president.
Brett, you understand that, right?
It's okay for her to say this.
The vice president doesn't countermand the president.
Honestly, talk to him.
Nobody asked me, hey Kamala, should we do this?
Should we do this?
Doesn't work like that, Brett.
At the beginning of our administration.
At the beginning?
This is where she's like exasperated.
Let me tell you again.
Within practically hours.
Within hours.
No parties.
I didn't have a drink.
No boxed wine.
Went right back to the office.
Within hours of being sworn in.
Of taking the oath.
Taking the oath.
Within hours.
We're going back in the White House.
We're going back.
We're going back.
Because I've got to work on this border thing, okay?
Within hours, okay?
The first bill that we offered Congress.
And I don't know this.
We're going to offer a Congress.
Excuse me, what?
You don't offer a Congress.
Congress offers Congress.
You're going to do this?
Joe, hang on.
We're going to the party.
Before we go to the party, Joe, we've got to offer Congress a bill.
What does that mean?
I have no idea.
Who do we call to offer it?
I think you would have staff.
By the way, Jerry, on the way home, on the way to the party, make sure you get a hold of Mitch McConnell.
Offer them a bill.
I'll see you at the poo-poo platter.
Before, we worked on infrastructure.
Infra.
I-N-F-R.
Frank, not fank.
Infra.
Not infa.
Before the Inflation Reduction Act.
Inflation Reduction Act.
One of the funniest things since No Child Left Behind.
Before the Chips and Science Act.
Chips and Science.
By the way, she's not only the border czar, she's the space czar who was on with Roland Martin.
And I see the constellations bend and stretch, reach for the sky.
There goes Jupiter.
Hello.
Hello, I see Sally.
I'm Miss Gay Myla.
This is Romper Room.
Before the bipartisan Safe for Communities Act.
The Safe for Communities Act.
The No Needless Decapitations Act.
The No Kittens in the Microwave.
All these great names that don't mean anything.
The first bill.
The first bill, Brett.
The first one.
Practically within hours of taking the...
Within hours.
I didn't even take my shoes off.
I didn't even switch into my dancing shoes.
You know, those Reeboks I wear?
I didn't even have those.
I swore to God.
It was a bill to fix our immigration system.
I had a bill.
We had a bill.
You don't understand this, Brett.
Please, believe me, because I'm making this up.
Please, pretend you're believing me.
It was called the U.S. Citizenship Act of 2021.
It was essentially a pathway to citizenship.
May I finish responding, please?
You have to let me finish.
You had the White House and the House and the Senate in the middle of responding.
But you had this because this is bullshit.
You had this.
What are you telling me?
Why didn't you do it?
Why didn't you do it?
To the point you're raising.
And I'd like to finish.
I'd like to finish and I'd like to wind up the clock.
I understand that I've got just five more minutes to go before I'm out of here.
So that's why if I say anything right now, it eats up the clock.
Like I'm doing now.
And will continue to until I leave.
We recognized from day one that to the point of this being your first question...
I have no idea what that means.
It is a priority.
Sort of.
Sort of.
For us as a nation and for the American people.
Uh-huh.
And therefore you did what?
And our focus has been on fixing a problem.
And did you fix it in three and a half years?
No.
And from day one then, we have done a number of things.
What'd you do?
Including to address our asylum system and poor...
Tear down the wall, reverse...
Reverse deportation orders.
Remember that one?
Put more resources, getting more judges.
What we needed to do to tighten up penalties and increase...
I don't want more judges.
I want less judges because I want to have fewer judges that we're going to need.
And by the way, when she tells you, we got 1,500...
No border agents.
That's like one for every 9,000 miles.
And the border agents were actually there in an administrative capacity, helping with the processing, not doing border stuff.
These penalties for illegal crossings, what we needed to do.
They're all illegal.
The crossing is illegal.
Everything is illegal.
What are you talking about?
To deal with points of entry between border.
Entry points.
Did you do it?
We did, and we worked on supporting...
Do you hear a swallow?
She's losing her throat.
Her throat's getting dry.
She realizes, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.
It was a bipartisan effort, including some of the most conservative members of the United States Congress.
No, they didn't.
You know how many people rejected this nonsense?
This was basically a bill that would have kept everything status quo ante.
To actually strengthen the border.
That...
Unbelievable.
That's all I got to say.
Eddie Wynn says, had Trump accepted the final...
Oh, you already got that.
Sorry about that.
Evan Webb said, I do not agree that Obama and damage done go here.
I do not agree that Obama and damage done go here.
I don't know what that means.
Let me try this one.
That last one was hard to get past YouTube Censor.
I don't know what it was, but that wasn't hard to get by.
Anyway.
I am the party popper.
Thank you.
Party pooper.
Thank you.
Okay.
Very good.
This is a challenge trying to make our way through this.
Now, let us continue.
Okay.
Here we go.
Watch this.
Issues that they're looking at this election, and specifically the influx of illegal immigrants from more than 150 countries.
Oh, I love this.
She's thinking to herself, oh my god.
I don't think I've done this one before.
Let's see.
How many illegal immigrants?
Yeah, we already did that one.
Okay, we got that one.
Sorry.
Got that?
That was my bad.
Experts thought you would say China.
The FBI director had said that.
But you said Iran.
If that's the case, what do you say to critics who look at the actions of your administration?
And while we listen to this, by the way, ask yourself the question, who is America's biggest, not necessarily adversary, but threat?
Who do you think is, honestly, this is important, our biggest threat?
Whom do you think is our biggest threat?
Think about this.
And say you're not acting like Iran is the number one threat.
Well, I will tell you most recently, whether it was in April or in October, and then several hours on each occasion that Iran posed a threat to Israel, I was there.
Hang on a second.
I wasn't doing anything, but I was there.
You understand this.
And when Elon Musk just flew his latest spaceship out of SpaceX, I was there.
I had nothing to do with it.
I was in the crowd, but I was there.
During the 19th Rolling Stones Steel Wheels Tour, I was there.
I didn't do anything.
I was in the audience.
I was there.
I was there.
Yep.
I was there, all right.
Uh-huh.
Most recently in the Situation Room, in the most recent attack, working with the heads of our military.
Can you imagine that?
Just for a second.
Oh, yeah.
Give me, yeah, yeah.
General Miller?
Yeah, yeah.
Listen, Camila here.
Listen, by the way, give me the coordinates on this one.
You got the...
Hang on a minute.
You got the...
You got the...
You got the Pershings?
Go ahead.
Can we give the command, Sergeant Major?
Hang on a minute.
I can see her like with Ike, you know, with the moving the ships, you know.
Can you believe this horseshit?
In doing what America must always do, to defend and to support Israel in its requirement to defend itself.
To defend and support Israel in its requirement to defend itself.
Thanks for clearing that up.
And to give American support to be able to allow Israel to have the resources to defend itself against attack.
And to make sure that we are able to say that we have cooperated and permitted the ability of Israel to do that which it feels to be part and parcel of its own existential considerations and the like for which we...
As partners are, in fact, manifestly coordinated and tethered.
Including from Iran and Iran's terrorist proxies in the region.
And my commitment to that is unyielding and unwavering.
Critics just say that you either relaxed or failed to enforce sanctions on Iran, allowing all of this money to flow into Iran.
Let's go back to Donald Trump, who pulled out...
Now watch this one.
Watch this one.
This is really good.
Now watch that.
Who pulled out of a deal that would have actually put Iran in check.
And then it was during Donald Trump's administration that we had an American military base that was attacked.
And the Alamo.
And don't forget, the Tet Offensive.
The Tet Offensive, and by God.
And when you...
And never again.
9-11.
And remember the Maine.
And yeah.
Where American soldiers suffered traumatic brain injuries and Donald Trump dismissed them as headaches.
Not to mention, Donald Trump has treated and talked about...
He's so good.
He's...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go back to the question.
This guy.
I love this guy.
About America's military and military service people calling them suckers and...
He's so good.
He's so good.
It's like he doesn't even hear her.
Losers.
Hamas.
Has diminished the significance.
We're talking over each other.
I apologize.
And I would like that we would have a conversation.
We're not having a conversation.
Now, what do you think?
Regardless, regardless of what you think about Brad, regardless of what you think about Israel, he's answering, he's asking a question.
You think somebody was saying, listen, they ask you about Hezbollah or Hamas.
This is what you say.
This is what you say.
Within the perceived and anticipated panoply of questions, this is certainly one of them.
That is grounded in full assessment of the facts.
What?
Which includes, I think this interview is supposed to be about the choices that your viewers should be presented.
No, no, honey, I get to see what the interview is, not you.
Okay?
You don't have control, command and control on this interview like you did with ABC.
You're not going to get Donna Brazile to give you the questions like she did with the other mid-fashionista.
You got that, honey?
Got it?
Pay attention.
Work with me.
Blink once for yes.
...about this election, and the contrast is important.
Yes, ma 'am.
And on the subject of Iran, I am offering...
Nothing.
...what should be an important contrast that is presented for folks to make a decision.
Absolute gibberish.
Absolute, 100%.
Miedo.
Miedo.
Sam Whiskey said, she had life on easy mode until this interview.
Sort of.
I agree.
I agree.
Sicilian Boogeyman said, did she learn all of her hand gestures from Barry O?
Evan Webb says, I never had understood why the military is not in charge of the border.
Interesting because...
Military, yeah, it's a very good question.
You know, that's a very good question because if ever there was, put it this way, the 82nd Airborne would be in Cleveland if somehow the, you know, Peruvians attacked us or something.
So you're right about that.
It's an excellent point.
She cannot hit Major League Pitching.
She's lost.
George Lenz, ladies and gentlemen.
And the big block says, Gemala is so bad she makes me miss Hillary.
Yes!
Hillary would have never done this.
Hillary would have known.
Remember, let me say something.
Kamala is not dumb.
She doesn't care.
She doesn't care.
She doesn't.
She's one of these people that says, I don't know.
I don't care about this.
It's like that kid who just doesn't do the homework when they know the report is due.
About locking people up because they disagree.
This is my favorite.
Listen, I hate to interrupt that, but I'm going to do it in my own way.
You got this?
Donald Trump is looking at about 8,000 years in federal prison for doing nothing.
He was charged with crimes that nobody has ever, ever been charged with.
They dredge up cases from the 80s about sexual abuse in a...
Bergdorf dressing room, which I still can't even imagine.
But anyway, they bring her.
This crazy dingbat until she went on Rachel Maddow made a fool out of herself.
The whole Jack Smith, the Mar-a-Lago paper, that's a disaster.
The January 6th, disaster.
This thing with Judge Engeron and Letitia James that nobody understands.
And that probably is going to be tossed on appeal.
The New York Court of Appeals hated that case.
And then finally, there's 34-count abortion with Alvin Bragg that nobody can understand.
So this man has been under, absolute under DOJ warfare, as have American citizens, many of which who appeared in Washington on January 6th, who didn't do anything other than just show up.
They were just there.
They didn't breach the corridors.
They didn't traverse the portals of the Capitol.
Ashley Babbitt did and was killed.
We don't hear anything about that.
So this woman has the unmitigated audacity to talk about lawfare and the weaponization of the justice system to go after him for political reasons when what she did was unconscionable.
So let me let her continue.
This is the only thing she feels impassioned about because she thinks maybe there's something to this, I guess.
Criticism without saying he'd lock people up for doing it.
Do you remember him ever?
Seriously.
Do you remember him saying anything about this?
Anything?
And don't forget what this interview was all about.
Democrats voted.
Donald Trump.
Let's go back to Donald Trump.
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump.
Okay.
It was a disaster.
Xander says, remember the Alamo?
I was there.
Indeed.
Burdened by what has been.
That's why, by the way, reparations should be disqualified because we're not going to be burdened by what has been.
CryptoDomini says, rather listen to Hillary than this bog water.
Thank you.
Barry Taylor says, ground control to Major Tom.
It was...
Now, you know it, I know it.
Let me just...
Make sure we recap and make sure you understand what I'm saying here.
And this is the most important.
Not that what you're saying is.
Number one.
Me despiace.
Me despiace.
Mea culpa.
Brett Baer.
The star.
The star of Fox News.
Even Crypto says the President of the United States of the United States of America.
The President of the United States.
Thank you.
I think there's something to be said for that.
Brett Bear is the hero.
Hannity probably walked in and said, I don't want anybody mentioning Brett Bear.
I don't want to look at him.
I'm the star, goddammit.
I'm the star.
Who knew this guy?
Who knew?
Doesn't he remind you of kind of like a conservative version of Tater?
Of like that Brian, not Stelter or whatever.
I mean, he looks like, I'm Brett Bear.
This is what I thought.
Sir, you have my utmost respect.
I'm going into battle with you.
I want you to guard my six.
That's number one.
Number two.
This is 20 minutes?
Number three.
They sandbagged or tried to sabotage this by letting Brett have no time.
And he killed him in a phone booth.
It was over with.
Next.
This is the October surprise.
This is it.
This will...
You see, when you walk out of a movie, you walk out of a movie because you know it stinks.
You say, this is terrible.
What scene?
It wasn't the scene.
It was just everything.
That's what this was.
Next, Donald Trump never did anything.
Bret Baier.
Bret Baier.
Was one of the best performances.
Better than J.D. Vance.
Better than Donald Trump.
Better than Vivek Ramaswamy.
Better than Tulsi Gabbard.
RFK.
But Bret Baier is a mother.
This guy's got cojones.
Elefantine.
He needs a wheelbarrow to carry them.
He's the man.
He's King Kong.
He is incredible.
MowerManUSA says, Mr. L, I have thought and hoped for years that Bret Baier had the potential to be the last reason, the last real American newsman.
I had almost given up and I was so happy to see him fulfill finally his potential.
I agree with you.
Stranger.
Stranger MowerMan.
CryptoDomine says, Walls still might have a surprise.
Oh!
Let me just tell you what I hope the surprise is not going to be for Wallace.
I hope they're not going to pull a bunch of his ex-students out.
You know what I mean?
And say, yeah, I remember Coach Wallace.
Who are you?
Timmy.
Okay.
Forgot about Timmy.
What about Timmy?
Nothing.
No, no, no.
What about Timmy?
We were going on a field trip.
No, no, it's okay, Timmy.
No, it's all right.
I'm out of here.
No, no.
He said he told me to call him command sergeant.
Oh, this guy is freaky.
You've got...
Think about this.
Slappy, the husband?
Slappy?
I mean, I swear to God, I was watching...
Don't ask me why.
Some Joe Besser and the Three Stooges slapping each other.
That's Doug!
The creepy daughter with the cataract glasses and the tattoos are not even filled in.
She weighs 80 pounds and she's a model.
You got Jill Biden, who's Jill Biden was laughing.
She had a box wine.
She's probably on the phone with Hillary laughing their lungs out.
How did this happen?
How in the name of God did this happen?
How in the name of God Do people charged with running the Democratic Party with the geniuses involved?
How did they let this catastrophe get out of hand?
How, he asks.
How?
How does he do this?
It is unbelievable.
It is beyond Anything I have ever seen.
Evan Webb, wait a minute, says, have some support from some of what I do.
Not give to the Catholic Church anymore.
Keep this going to you and Mrs. L. Yes.
Thank you, my friend.
Borman says, I am so giddy about Brett, I am suddenly dyslexic.
Fulfilled, finally.
It was incredible.
910, honey?
Give me the light.
Okay, Mrs. L, she's, she's, let me tell you something, she's out of control.
Her, her video schedule, I can't even compete with it.
I can't compete with it.
In any event, my friends, we're going to be doing this again.
Let me say something.
This is ours.
If I ever met, if I met Gamala, seriously, you know what I would tell her?
Honestly, you think I'm kidding?
You think I'm kidding?
You probably would say, I would say, I want to thank you.
Why?
I'm a retired Catholic.
Everybody all my life said, you've got to believe in God.
Look at the sunsets.
Look at babies being born.
I never believed until now.
What happened could only be contrived, constructed by a heavenly father or mother.
This is incredible.
So, Mower Man, Evan Webb, thank you, my very, very, very generous and kind and beneficent friend.
Crypto Domini, you're a maniac, and you dance like you've never danced before.
Thank you so much for that.
Barry Taylor, Tom Malloy, Xander, The Bit Black, I believe, Black, excuse me, George Lenz, Sicilian Boogeyman, Sam Whiskey, C.D., Ed Wins,
as opposed to Ed or Kenan Wins, Alfredo87, Real Angry Patriot, Brad Wrong, ladies and gentlemen, Raul Rodriguez, Kevin, a member for two months, Alfredo, YouTube Souks, and Laurie Lewis.
Thank you all so incredibly.
And by the way, look at this.
Marcus Ferguson, who gives me 100,000 Indonesian rupees or so.
I don't know what this is, but it's a denomination.
I've never gotten 100,000 anything.
It's actually worth 30 cents, but it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Marcus says, Brett and Martha still haven't recovered their reputations since calling Arizona for Biden too early in 2020.
That set the stage for the steal.
Well, you know what?
Let me tell you something.
He went for bear.
It was delicious.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you.
Thank you for sharing this.
Thank you for being with us.
Thank you for being great and proud patriots and Americans.
We are going to win.
We are going to be victorious.
We are going to destroy the deep state, the shadow government, the intel state, the ruling class.
We are going to win.
Remember, October 26th at the Cutting Room in New York City.
Tickets are available on the description.
And prepare with Lionel.com.
Prepare for the disaster because these bastards are so sick, they might say, you know what?
We're going out, but we're going to leave them a little gift.
We're going to give them a little supply side, a little supply chain breakdown.
We're going to show them what hell is.
That's what we're going to do because we're rat bastards.
All right, dear friends.
I love yous.
Have a great and a glorious and a wonderful day.
See you tonight at 7 p.m.
Also, if you're going to be listening, 4 p.m.
I'm going to be on the Sean Atwood show.
4 p.m.
And I make him laugh so much, he coughs up a lung when he laughs, which is so terrific.
All right, dear friends.
We love you.
See you then.
And don't forget, the monkey's dead.
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