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Oct. 6, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Que Mala Acolytes Are Sheeple With No Connection to Reality Politics or History
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Goodbye, dear friends.
How are you today?
The word for today is evil.
Evil.
The other subject is Gamala acolytes are sheeple with no connection to reality.
Politics or history?
How many times do you talk to people who don't know anything about anything?
This is the story of my life.
And they will tell you, you're going to vote for Donald Trump?
You're damn right I'm going to vote for Donald Trump.
What are you kidding me?
Of course I'm going to vote for Donald Trump.
What are you, nuts?
Aren't you?
No.
You're not going to vote for her, are you?
Well, no.
What are you talking about?
Do you have these friends of yours?
And I said, don't tell me.
I said, don't tell me January 6th.
You don't know the first thing about January 6th.
Tell me what your problem is with Donald Trump.
What is it?
Well, I don't know.
Well, what are you talking about?
Do you have children?
Yes.
You want this woman to be in charge?
Or your children to live in a world where this dingbat's going to be running this show?
What are you, nuts?
Are you out of your mind?
This isn't a joke.
Look, you can normally say whatever you want or think whatever you want.
I don't really care.
Doesn't matter to me.
But this is the future of our country.
This woman doesn't know what the hell she's doing.
I mean, I'm in the position right now where I'm wondering, are these people, is there something, did they fall on their head?
Was it some kind of childhood trauma?
Was it some kind of vitamin deficiency?
How do you look at these people and think for a moment, seriously, think for a moment, that somehow, that somehow she is Mildly palpable.
We are in a world of hurt, my friends.
We are in a world of hurt.
Do you hear what I'm telling you?
We are...
I see darkness.
I see...
I see waves of grief.
What a wonderful world.
I don't see what a wonderful world.
I'm not trying to be Mr. Down.
But even with Trump?
Oh!
Oh!
Have you ever felt something?
Have you ever...
Have you ever felt somebody's looking at you?
Have you ever felt like it's going to rain?
Something's not right.
I don't know what's going on.
Do you ever feel like just things aren't right?
Things are...
You know what I was thinking about?
Remember that time we got off that cruise, honey?
We were in some country.
And I looked around and said, let's get the hell out of here.
We were like in a neighborhood.
We were just walking around.
It was the worst feeling.
I never felt so terrified as I do now.
Never.
And what I'm absolutely going nuts over is this.
Look at this.
Look.
Look at these people.
Look at this.
Look at this page.
Look at those cows.
They just got one house.
They spent a little couple on them.
Oh.
They were gone.
Doesn't this.
One more time.
This is horrible.
Look at this.
More sending $8 billion to Israel.
$200.
$250.
$250.
That's a.
That's that.
Peter.
That's a.
Look at that.
Arizona.
The brain.
You know what's interesting about that?
You know what's interesting about that?
There's no crime there.
Because there's nothing to steal.
You got Mayorkas sitting around there.
I was watching today.
It was...
What's her name?
Senator.
And he says, well, for the applications, or providing the applications are going to be coming in for the applications, I would be there in a heartbeat with FEMA trucks, FEMA teams, FEMA boats.
You would see FEMA everywhere.
Where in the hell is booty-giggity-giggity?
Where's commerce?
Where's the other one?
I forget, acting.
I forget their names!
Commerce Transportation and Pete Booty Giggity Giggity.
This guy who actually has the cojones to say that he was responsible, he was coaching, coaching Cerebro Wolsey, as my friend calls it.
It's terrible to say, but this is Tampon Timmy.
I mean, this is nuts.
This is nuts!
Have you also noticed something, what I'm seeing too?
And I don't care what anybody says about Doc Strikes or any of this stuff.
Went to a Costco today, early, and I thought, ooh, this is, you know, normally you think, okay, this is pretty active.
This was, you know how they normally have like the pallet, like these big pallet, you know, these, it's like for restaurants.
Families had that.
People are suspecting something.
People are worrying about something.
And I don't care what happened with that long-term...
By the way, wasn't it funny how that strike was settled?
Linda Hazlitt says, I feel so sad that our government has let these people down.
Let them down, they weren't even there.
They've got blood on their hands.
It's just incredible.
I mentioned this the other day, and I mentioned this at Lionel Legal, and I'm saying it right now.
Do yourself a favor.
Before it hits the fan, please.
These are great people.
I'm telling you.
Prepare with Lionel.com.
Spend some time.
Look at what's available.
Look at everything.
Remember, water, energy, food.
Water for also purification, generators, food.
I was thinking about this today.
Don't ask me why.
I'm in this kind of like a Hunger Games mood.
Because this whole strike thing, yeah, we're going to put it off until January.
Really?
What, did somebody get you?
Somebody scare you?
What the hell's going on with that?
How come you were going to choke us?
Okay, fine.
That's good.
I'm kind of glad about that.
But I was thinking I could see it as easy as I remember one time we were someplace I think it was in California and it was a new Trader Joe's.
I'm not a Trader Joe's fan.
I'm sorry.
God love you.
It does nothing for me.
But anyway.
And there was a line forever for Trader Joe's.
They were going in to buy Trader Joe's.
I don't know why, but they did.
God bless them.
Can you imagine if all of a sudden Trader Joe's says, we're shutting down, why?
Well, we've had some supply chain problems and we're just going to play us safe because we're looking outside and there's a two-mile, people are waiting in line and this doesn't look good, so we're going to close a little early.
What?
You're going to close a little early?
Yeah, we're going to close a little early.
You know, does it look good here?
It doesn't look good?
And then the next thing you know, another one closes.
And then another one closes.
And then another store closes.
And then something goes wrong.
And then it gets even better.
I want you to think, what would you do if you had no internet?
Nelson A, by the way, says, Elon and Trump in the Butler, Pennsylvania tomorrow.
Awesome sauce.
Absolutely.
Our good friend Gene Crane says, was it legal to divert and use FEMA funds for immigrants without congressional approval?
Hit the like button, please.
Thank you.
I don't think it's legal.
I think it's unconscionable.
I think it's unimaginable.
I think these people should be horse whipped, as they used to say in the old days.
I'm seeing these really weird...
I'm seeing...
Can you imagine no internet?
No internet.
No phones.
No texting.
And people themselves...
Imagine your teen not able to use their phone just to swipe and look at TikTok all day.
You ever see everybody sit there like...
Elon Musk.
God bless that man.
Setting up Starlink.
God bless.
While my York is that rat bastard, does nothing.
But you sit around and basically hand it out to a bunch of illegals.
Does that make any sense to you?
Nope.
Hunger Games, my friend.
I was just talking about our friends here at Lionel.
Lying illegal.
Let me tell you something.
I want you to sit down and I want you to imagine, especially those, I keep thinking about people who are, they always say, got some ammo!
Okay, good.
You better know when you're able to do something that's, how do I say this, that is like the reality.
I was talking to somebody about pistol permits.
I said, you got a pistol permit?
Yes, that's interesting, yeah.
I said, what happens if your pistol misses?
I remember one time I was watching today, this happened to me on the YouTube, and there was a fellow who had a rifle or something, he was at a store, and this train cop takes out his, you know, his Glock or something, and it was a good distance, and he emptied the clip, didn't hit this person one time.
This is a store.
Emptied it, I don't know, 15?
I don't know how many in the rounds.
I know like a Barata's got like 15 or something.
He shot like 50 or so rounds, rounds, gone.
I don't know where they went.
I don't know where.
There's people around here.
So you ready to do this?
Do people think about this?
What happens if a bullet goes, you miss or hit the wrong person or goes through a window or goes through a wall?
I mean, this is, you're going to see something, but more importantly, more importantly, How many have a yeast infection?
I always give this example.
How many of you have a yeast infection?
You ever have one of those?
Ladies, were you taking an antibiotic or something?
What the hell is this?
Well, that wonderful little balance, lactobacillus knocked out of whack, and the bad, the funky bacteria, literally, the funky bacteria rises to the top, and it takes over.
And if ever there's any kind of a declaration or any kind of an appearance of a breakdown of order, guess what's going to happen?
People that you really don't know.
People that aren't in charge normally.
People, they're going to be driving around coming to your neighborhood.
I've been thinking about this.
I see it as clear as they say, who are those people?
I don't know.
What do they want?
I don't know.
You want a different nation, or the nation, a notion.
Have you ever, ever, ever, ever, oh, Crypto Domini said, Crypto says, imagine the billions lying around at the legacy media to go full out filming the sound of doing nothing by the Biden administration.
Funny you say that, Crypt.
Funny you say that, my brother.
We got a little something for you.
Let me ask you something, Crypto.
Maybe you can tell me.
Have you ever had somebody whose endorsement meant anything to you?
Have you ever said, I'm voting for Romney.
Why?
I'm voting for Romney.
Why?
Jimmy Page just endorsed him.
Who?
Jimmy Page from Led Zeppelin.
Jimmy Page has voted for Romney.
I don't care if Nick Drake were alive and he said, I'm voting.
I'm not going to vote for me just because Nick Drake.
I love Nick Drake.
Even Joe Beam.
I'm not going to vote for Michael Jackson.
I don't care about it.
You know, Babe Ruth just endorsed.
I don't care.
Is it me?
Have you ever, ever listened to some celebrity?
Well, let me ask you.
Let's play, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
I'm Bruce Springsteen.
Friends, fans, and the press have asked me who I'm supporting.
First of all, I don't know why he said it.
Number one.
First of all, this is a...
Let me fill you in here.
Jersey, he's a Jersey guy, you probably knew this, has some of the greatest diners ever.
The Diner.
The Diner.
We have favorite, we love diners.
Chit Chat on Route 3 is great.
TikTok, no, not TikTok on Route 3. It's where the Stones, where Mad Jagger showed up one day.
Chit Chat I love in West Orange.
Oh, they're just, they're like, they're so...
They're just great.
So he's Mr. Diner.
And he's wearing a lumberjack.
And they probably filmed this a month or a week ago.
It was as hot as hell.
I don't know what he's doing.
He's in this empty.
He's abandoned.
He needs to have people around him.
Kind of like that morning show on Fox.
Hey everybody, this is Bruce Bringsley.
I used to walk around the barn to run.
And now I got this Jack Dempsey psycho prison escapee haircut.
And I used it around here and I've got an underbite.
You ever see my underbite?
I've never put a nose print on a glass in my life.
You ever do that?
I can't do it.
I've tried to do it, but I can't.
And I'm pretty good at what I do.
Some of my songs are great.
Some of them I don't understand.
Man, the river and the quiver make me liver and a shiver.
Yeah, kind of, you know, they're not my best, but I put in Clarence for the gratuitous sax solo.
I got my wife, Patty, keeping an eye on me.
Poor thing.
I hope she gets better.
She's a good lady.
But she's out there singing kind of like, at least she can do it.
She's not like Linda McCartney, who never did anything.
Bless her heart.
I got old Stevie Van Zandt here.
Stevie screwed up everything after that Sun City business.
You know Stevie was on Sopranos.
Did you know that?
Stevie was on Sopranos.
Yeah, you know how much he made?
$8.
Yeah, they don't make shit on the Sopranos.
You know that?
They don't make anything.
Silvio Dante.
He's got that schmatt on his head.
Anyway.
Here we go.
Here's my answer.
Because they told me, they said, listen, you know, you had that DUI a while back.
I was on a federal property.
We took care of that for you.
Remember that you owed us?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, Bruce, that was a while back.
Do some research.
Bruce is...
Everybody needs a place to stay.
Everybody needs a lonely heart.
You got a lonely heart too a couple times there.
We got your ass out of a sling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just remember who runs the show, so you better say something good about Kamala.
You got that?
I'm supporting Kamala Harris for president and Tim Walts for vice president.
Because you're a goddamn fool is what you are.
Yeah, you're going to have a bunch of people in New Jersey.
Bunch of hardworking people.
Blue collar.
Yeah, you're blue collar.
Going to work with a lunch pail.
Going to work.
Born in the USA!
Met a girl in Saigon.
I did too many drugs, now I'm gone.
They threaten me and my family too.
That's why I'm here bullshitting with you.
Help, I have no say.
Help, this is what I gotta say.
Yes, I'm blinkin', she is a nut.
They're making me do it.
They got my family in the hood.
Oh, come on.
And opposing Donald Trump and J.D. Vance, here's why.
We are shortly coming upon one of the most consequential elections in our nation's history.
Perhaps not since the Civil War.
Oh, I can't do it anymore.
I can't do it in the Civil War.
The Civil War?
Please.
Well, let me tell you how much the Democrats think about you.
Did you see who came out today?
*laughter* Come on to you sir.
Alright, alright, go ahead, go ahead.
Nandita, sir, sir, no, sir, I didn't call on you sir, I didn't call on you.
Nandita, thank you.
In this area?
Yeah, yeah.
So listen, this is Bruce Springsteen, and I know I was always a common man, but they got my daughter in an undisclosed location.
I don't know, some guy came and said there was an accident.
I don't know how the hell they did it.
We're in Colts Neck over here, and all of a sudden I got this.
My daughter's there.
Anyway, they threatened the horse, too, kind of like that.
Like that Jack Walls.
Funny, Walls Waltz from The Godfather.
Something about make me an offer I couldn't refuse.
Johnny Fontaine.
Found a horse's head in my bed.
That's why I'm here.
Wearing a lumberjack jacket and Raritan or wherever the hell I am.
They made me do it.
So if you notice, like Jeremiah Denton, I'm blinking out.
Kind of blinking out like I'm in the middle of some kind of Morse code saying, It's all bullshit.
I don't mean a word of it.
I'm sorry they made me do this.
There's no way.
I'm a businessman.
I just sold my record catalog for $800 billion.
I got to do this.
Help me!
I don't want to do this.
Please don't hold it against me.
Please.
Hang on a minute.
Let me look here.
Oh, look at this.
Crypto says, I got a letter of accommodation from the city of Chicago when I was a cab driver.
Excellent!
Frame it, my friend.
Joseph Sola said, you're a master words, mister.
I laugh out loud crying every time I see junk yogurt.
And now, thank you, bud.
Fantastic jibe.
Thank you, Mr. Sola.
Crypto Domini says, ha ha ha, my liver.
And the liver makes me quiver and a shiver and a giver.
What an embarrassment for New Jersey.
Absolutely.
You know, Bon Jovi, you know, New Jersey's got such a, you know, Southside Johnny and all this stuff.
Alex Pika says, Bruce looks chronically drunk and sounds like 37 packs of cigs.
I know.
It does not look well.
Woody Crowley says, when I was 18, my best friend and I took the bus to Atlantic City, missed our bus back.
Slept in a broom closet on the ninth floor of Resource International, and we met Springsteen's lawyer.
You took me through all that story?
And then we went, and we took a bus, and we took an Amtrak, and then I took a tramp steamer, and I met Bruce's cousin of a guy who used to grow up next to Bruce's neighbor.
Wow.
That's a long way to go there, Missy.
Thank you for that.
Crypto says, I gotta get me a Jersey Jack ticket.
You know what I've got?
Not to endorse him, but I like that Jack Pocket.
I like that.
I think it's called Jack.
Is it Jack Pocket?
I think it's what it is.
It's a little app.
And I buy one ticket.
One ticket.
They've got the mega.
Hey, the money's a mega.
I got it.
One dollar.
Lotto.
Okay, hang on.
$1.
That's it.
No 5x10.
None of that stuff.
One.
One ticket.
Mega Lotto.
Mega Lotto.
When you buy a ticket, remember the odds.
Let me explain this to you.
I think you know how to do this, but we're going to do it anyway.
You say you got a deck of cards.
52, right?
52, right?
Yeah, 52 pickup.
Remember that game, 52 pickup?
You pick them up anyway.
What's your odds of getting one card?
It's 1 out of 52, right?
Like this?
This is without replacement.
With replacement, you've got to put it back in again.
Now it's always going to be 1 out of 52. So you pick the first card out.
There's 1 out of 52 chance.
How about getting the second card?
Second card is 1 out of 51. Good, you took one out.
What's the chance of getting the third card?
One out of 50. Okay, so it's 52 times 51 times 50. You get six of those or five of those, whatever you want.
That's the number.
Times 51, 52, times 51, times 50, whatever.
Boom.
Now, if you don't care about the order, Then divide it by the number of cards factorial.
6 factorial.
1 times 2 times 3 times 4. If you've got to get them in that order, the odds are different.
It's 52 times 50. So that's it.
Those are the odds of getting any of these things.
In any order.
Let's say we're standing here.
All of us are standing.
I'm standing on the Hudson River.
And we're going theoretically west until the Pacific Ocean.
All of us.
One person standing next to each other.
All of us.
Okay?
If I buy one ticket, I'm on the end.
If I buy two tickets, I just moved in one more.
That's all I did.
That's how closer I am.
Just buy one ticket.
Don't buy all these things.
Don't worry about it.
Should I use the same numbers?
That doesn't matter.
Just do it.
Just do it.
So that little app, I like that.
That's it.
That's the only gambling I can do, my friends.
I've never liked gambling.
I never, ever.
And it's not because...
I don't know why.
It just doesn't...
I used to like to play blackjack online, but not actual money.
I'm not going to do that.
I can't do that.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Gene Crane, by the way, says, you are a mix of George Carter, Frank Zapp, and Harry Nilsson.
Oh, and smash that like button.
One of the most incredible, especially Nilsson.
Nilsson was a genius.
Nilsson, the songs never sounded the same.
Nilsson, Schmelzen, then towards the end it was really bad.
Okay, here's also some good news.
Listen to this.
I love this.
Gen...
I don't know if it's Gen Z. We've been saying Gen Z for the past...
I don't know how many years we've been saying Gen Z, but whatever this new crap is, I can't keep track of this.
Anyway, did you know that the names...
Remember the old kids?
This is my son Dakota, and this is...
Remember Wyndham Hill, the 80s, all that new age crap.
This is Starburst and my son Moonflower.
Best Santana live album.
Dance, Sister Dance.
Best solo ever in any event.
So the good news is, guess what people...
This is a trend now, right?
This is a trend, you said, right?
Is it Gen Zers or what do you call these people?
Whatever these young parents are.
Whoever they are.
People having babies now.
Guess what names they're in.
Wrong, Mimi.
Well, weird names are in.
Irving, Dot, Hazel, Louise, Flo, Florence, Josephine, Phoebe.
Think of the names.
Think of the names, crypto says, they say X amount of $100 bills stacked up as high as the Empire State Building.
Indeed.
Thank you.
What about some great names when you were a kid, a woman who was like a waitress?
We go to this one, I love this one diner we go to, all the waitresses have eye makeup.
I've never seen before.
There was one, she had her, she had a, not mascara, black, but white.
It was like the, I was just mesmerized.
Mesmerized.
Did you see Joe's presser?
Yes.
Oh, absolutely.
Do you mean, by any chance, this one?
Oops.
You mean this one?
You mean this one?
I didn't call on you, sir.
I didn't call on you.
Thank you.
I'm gonna get up.
He's just staring.
Oh yeah, you mean that one?
And crypto says one foot is about $100,000.
Thank you, sir.
Indeed.
So anyway, the good news is, what were some of the great names that you recall, that I recall, of people that were like...
Vera.
There we go.
Vera.
Mabel.
Yes!
Irving.
Somebody named a kid Irving!
I loved it!
Mabel.
Marion.
Yep, 40s and 50s names.
Mimi's got it right.
Mildred.
Mabel.
Mildred.
Vera.
Madge.
Marjorie.
Alice.
Yep.
Merle.
Okay.
Bertha.
Pearl.
There you go.
Gertrude.
Bernice.
Mildred.
Linda.
Sally.
Henry.
Reginald.
Hazel.
Gladys.
Yep.
Glenda.
Lucille.
Gertrude.
Fern.
Oh, I like that.
Fern.
I knew a Fern.
Margo.
The best name I ever heard.
Was my friend's great, I love this woman, woman's name was Sophronia.
I think it was the best.
And she had, there was, you know how people say, I've got Eric, I've got Indian, I've got Cherokee, you know, that kind of thing.
Her eyes were so deep set, you could just see this.
Native American, whatever.
And I would just look at her eyes.
Anyway, we're coming back.
This is a bigger deal.
We're coming back.
And we're going to do things.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're coming back.
And we're finding things that are fun.
Fun to do.
I don't know why people don't do this.
Men, you must go out with your daughters and your son and do something.
And I'm telling you, you're going to take a ball and you're going to go outside.
Preferably, because you know how they always throw it too hard at first?
Because they have no idea.
And we're going to take a ball and we're going to throw it.
And we're going to teach kids distance.
And proprio-centric, proprio-sensory placement and spherical and weight and all of that stuff.
And the mind is going to be going through these incredible calculations of distance and strength.
It's going to be the most wonderful thing in the world.
Teach your kids one time how to bake.
Ambrose is a good one.
That's another one.
Greta, Wilma, Ethel.
I love these names.
I think there's something that's so much fun.
Boys, please don't do this, girls only.
Show them how to cook something.
It's chemistry.
Teach them how to be careful.
This is about fire.
Mixing stuff.
Always praising.
This is great.
Put the phone down.
Want to make something?
How many of you gals had a Susie Homemaker?
My sister had a Susie Homemaker with a light bulb in it.
She's still waiting for this thing.
Still waiting.
But there was spirographs.
I could spend hours spirograph doing this.
What am I doing?
And at the time I was doing it, my brain, my mind, the circuitry was being connected and fitted.
It's beautiful.
Do it, ladies and gentlemen.
Now, let me also change something, too.
Oh, listen to this.
Mimi says play cards.
Mimi says play cards.
She's absolutely right.
Do you ever play Old Maid?
Do you ever play Old Maid, honey?
Remember when your kid would sit there and they would try to...
You sit there and she or he would push the Old Maid up real high.
It would stick out like a sore thumb.
And you would sit there and say, you want me to take that one, don't you?
No, I'm not.
That's the old man, isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's like, how does this guy know this?
Why?
Because you're a schmuck.
Because you're putting up.
Then I would get it, and I would say, whatever you do, don't take this card.
Take this one.
Don't take this card.
Take this one.
Oh, you don't want me to take this card?
No, don't.
I'm taking that card.
Old man, see?
And you play these weird kind of like...
Just this.
Oh my God.
I did this thing one time which was so stupid.
I'll never forget this.
I'll never forget this.
I forget who it was.
Somebody in the family or something.
They said, listen, do me a favor.
You leave the room, okay?
Now here's the deal.
Somebody is going to touch something on this kitchen.
Whatever this thing is.
A ketchup bottle or whatever it is.
And then you're going to come back and you're going to be able to put your hand over it and feel through the sensations of the touch which item they picked even though you're out of the room.
How are we going to do that?
Simple.
I'm next to you and I'm going to tap your foot when your hand is over the thing that they...
You got it?
Well, let's do it.
Okay.
You got it?
Yeah.
Simple.
Kid goes out.
They touch, you know, the ketchup bottle.
Comes back and says, alright, now watch this.
And he goes like this.
Hand goes over the ketchup bottle.
I touch the foot.
That one.
How did you do it?
Great.
Now comes the double cross.
Next time I do it, he goes, let's do it again.
Okay, great.
Next time, I don't touch the foot.
The poor kid's going, like, hey!
What is it?
What's the matter?
Nothing.
I'm just, uh, go ahead.
You've got magical powers.
I know.
Okay, one more time.
And it was always like busting balls.
I love busting, teaching kids playful like you tricked me.
And there's nothing better than to teach a kid like you tricked me.
You did that.
You're so clever.
And they laugh.
You gotta let kids get away with stuff.
I'm serious.
I'll bet you there are more kids who never got one over than their parents once.
Never.
Never.
Anyway.
Good news today.
It appears that from all resources, all sources that I'm seeing, everything that I'm reading, Trump is doing phenomenally Oh, I forgot to show you this one thing.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
Watch this.
Just watch this.
5% of our cotton crop is a total loss.
10 to 30% of the peanut crop is lost.
14 dairies across the state are still without power.
There was 22 total from the start.
Over 222 poultry houses have been destroyed, with hundreds of others damaged and some loss of operations for the entire farm.
There's extensive infrastructure damage and loss of livestock facilities.
And as I told the president earlier, approximately 4 million acres of timberland has been impacted and 48,000 acres of pecans have been damaged or destroyed as a result of this storm.
I want everyone in this state to know that we are with you during these difficult times.
And we aren't going anywhere.
We are putting every possible state resource we have at response and recovery.
And I've taken several executive authority steps to try to bring relief as quickly as we can.
That includes activating and deploying roughly 2,000 Georgia Guardsmen, our citizen soldiers who are doing incredible work in the field.
It includes suspending the gas tax for as long as we're under a state of emergency.
And waiving the penalty on the use of dyed diesel fuel in street vehicles.
And there's Trump.
There's Trump.
Doesn't this, doesn't this...
How can you not...
I like to say pecan.
I like to say pecan.
Pecan.
Pecan pie.
I love that sound.
You have no idea.
Growing up, I heard this my whole life.
Southern to me, it's like it's so familiar.
You know what I mean?
It's so familiar.
Isn't that something?
And that president is there the whole time.
You don't remember this, but there was a guy named Chris Christie.
And Chris Christie was the governor of New Jersey.
And he was, eh, it was okay.
But every day, It was Sandy, right?
He came out and he wore this fleece jacket.
Get off the beach!
Get off the damn beach!
And they loved him.
Why?
Because it was a time when they needed him.
And it was something that every good politician knows what to do.
Mel says, did everyone already forget that Doug Emhoff is a woman beater?
Attention span of net.
I like that.
Ah, excuse me?
Yeah, pardon me.
Yeah, uh, hi, pardon me.
Yeah, uh, Mel is my name?
Sure.
Ah, did everybody forget that Doug is a woman beater?
Anybody remember that?
Just wanted to let you know.
Anybody forget that one?
Slap the shit out of her.
You know, that has her head almost spun around.
Did you see?
Did you see that Doug?
Did anybody see that one?
Yeah, my name's Mel.
Mel Cooley.
Richard Deacon.
Sure.
Anybody remember that one?
Just want to let you know.
At every press conference, you, sir.
Oh, yeah, thank you.
Mel, Lionel Nation.
Everybody forget here that Doug Emhoff beat the crap out of a woman who just won't let you know.
You'll be like my own stuttering John or something.
Just go out there with a microphone.
Thank you so much.
Miss Champia, yeah.
Mel, Lionel Nation, sure.
Everybody forget that Doug F.M. beat the hell out of it.
It's not funny.
But anyway, but Chris Christie came out and they loved him.
They loved him.
And then even, believe it or not, with Andrew Cuomo.
Remember Andrew Cuomo?
And don't forget the sausage, I believe.
Remember, he would do these things every day.
At first, it was during COVID.
I don't know what the hell it was.
He had this weird way of talking up and down.
Crypto says, ha-ha, thank you.
And they said, now's a good time for you and your family to sit around in the afternoon and the Sunday and make the gravy.
I believe that we...
And then they said, oh, isn't he great?
And they said, Mr. Governor, what?
They love you.
They love me?
Because he's got this weird...
Okay.
Let's do another one.
I make the sausage.
All right, can we do something other than...
How about Doug Emhoff?
I don't know who he is.
And he came on and did this.
Every natural politician knows what to do.
We had a thing one time years ago on 970 WFLA.
And there was a there was a freeze.
I forget what it was.
There was a freeze.
A power shortage or something.
CR says, I haven't forgotten, Mel.
Hi, sure.
Mel, Lionel Nation, sure.
CR would be here normally.
Sure.
I just want to remind you, Doug M. Offbeat the hell out of a woman.
Thank you very much.
Appreciate that.
Mel, yes, sir.
Are you going to come here all the time and remind us of Doug?
Yes, I am.
Okay, very good.
Just want to let you know.
So anyway, I was at this place called 970 WFLA-AM, and there was a...
It was a winter.
I don't know what it was.
For Florida, it was cold.
Anyway, they acted like it was the end of the world.
And we all said, we all have to come in.
We got to what?
We got to come in and work double duty because we're on the air.
We're 970.
We love you.
We care.
Remember they had those ads years ago?
We're here for you.
Hi, we're Channel 4. And they would be, we're here painting a house.
Remember that?
We're here for you.
And they would be, you know, the weather gal.
And they're painting some guy's house.
Oh, my liver and a quiver.
And, you know, doing this stuff.
So anyway, I didn't like it.
I was the smartest.
I said, look, this is not the end of the world.
Things are going to get better.
This is Florida, for God's sake.
Anyway, so one guy called up.
This woman said, I'll never forget this.
We're on the air.
And there's someone who says, I don't know what to do!
My refrigerator's out!
And my food's gonna spoil!
And oh god!
Well let's see what we can do with it.
Can we get a generator?
And I'm listening to this.
I'm waiting for somebody to realize and recognize the obvious.
And I wish somebody would say, yeah, I got a question.
Hi, Mel from Lionel Nation.
Sure.
Pardon me.
I just want to remind you, Doug Emhoff beat the hell out of a woman.
Okay?
Great.
Go back to your show.
So I'm waiting in the talk.
Well, maybe we can get, you know, a generator.
Have you talked about Florida Power?
Do they have anything?
Do you have any other freezer?
And I say, excuse me, I don't want to ruin anybody's time.
I said, but...
It's freezing outside, so I don't know.
Call me crazy.
Why don't you put your food in a box and put it outside?
Because it's freezing.
And that's why we're here.
Okay?
And they said, that's a great idea.
I said, yeah, I know.
And by the way, Doug Emhoff slapped that woman.
But I'll never forget this.
But at that moment, we got all this stuff from the...
The county commission, thank you for your service.
You were on 24 hours.
I thought, what are we doing?
But it doesn't matter.
It's what a natural politician does.
Rudy Giuliani would be there.
It's just, and Kemala has no earthly idea.
Nothing.
Think about this.
You would have said, We are going to suspend any campaign endeavors.
I am sending my campaign crew to whatever it is, and we're going to hand out water or whatever we're going to do.
Anybody with two neurons would jump to the scene to recognize what can be done to exploit the obviousness of this.
But these are these rank amateurs.
They just don't.
Get it.
And they don't deserve our vote.
They don't.
And then when they put these idiots on who somehow are gonna, I don't know, lure me?
I'm Bruce Springsteen.
Oh, shut up with you, Bruce Springsteen.
Can you believe that?
Stupid question.
Do you think that, again, somebody who's not sure Is going to believe this.
They are so desperate.
Oh, and Obama's coming out too.
Obama's coming out.
Now I'll tell you what, before we forget, crypto says, none of this is...
Spinning in Biden's wheelhouse.
No, that is correct.
Biden is the only person who is an ex-president but still in office.
Does that make any sense?
This has never before been done.
None of this makes any sense.
None of this.
And when you think of what's happened to New Jersey and the tax base and what they're going to do to kids, let me leave you with this before I forget.
What is happening regarding Diddy is unbelievable.
There's a lawyer.
Was it a Bisbee?
How many did he have?
Busbee, Bisbee.
By the way...
12,000 cases.
Hi, how are you?
Yeah, listen.
Yeah, no, I'm not talking about Doug.
He's doing an ad.
If you have been to a ditty party, there's an 800-mer.
Call us.
Morgan and Morgan, for the people.
Selena and Barnes, we'll fight for you.
I'm sorry, but I don't think 12,000 people went to a ditty party.
You know what?
I am all for compensation.
I have a tough, I have a hard, I don't know about a hard take on statutes of limitation.
50 years, 40 years.
Governor Cuomo lifted, raised, removed the statute of limitations to bring sex abuse cases in New York.
Remember this one?
And And believe me, the Catholic Church and his diocese should be paid.
But all of a sudden...
All righty!
St. Aloysius!
Anybody here from St. Aloysius?
Anybody here in Fr.
Finnegan's class in 1940?
Okay, you got it?
Great.
Okay, how many of you were abused?
Okay, good!
Fr.
Finnegan's been dead for 40 years, but...
Next, Father O'Mara.
How many from Father O'Mara?
Have you been in his class?
How many were you?
Okay, good.
And the floodgates opened and certain people did it and they had just handling the litigation support.
Look at this.
Ooh, 12,001.
Excellent.
I don't know what that means, but...
That's interesting.
Thank you.
12,001.
All right.
But anyway, and it got to be a little abusive.
But I understand.
I understand it's important.
But they are going to take ditty for everything, every piece of jewelry, shoes, cufflips, property, cars.
Songs, song catalogs.
It'll be in bankruptcy forever.
They're going to divvy this thing up.
Divvy ditty.
Then you're going to have other people come forward and they're going to go deeper.
Who knew about this?
Were there any record companies that contributed to this?
All of this kind of jazz.
You ain't seen nothing yet.
Wait until you hear what they're saying as far as the pictures of people, famous people, doing things to kids.
Wait until you hear these stories.
I've heard stories, oh my god, and go through the list.
Terrible stories about what kids have gone through.
But you've got to wonder, why are they doing this, and why is this allowed to happen?
Okay.
I want to tell you about this one concept.
And I've told people this for the longest time.
It's one of my favorite, not favorite, but it's a very good expression.
Marshall McLuhan said that little lies are hard to keep secret.
Little lies, little problems, hard to keep.
You always get up.
But big lies are easy because of our incredulity.
There are people who actually have told Mrs. L, you know, I'd love to listen to you on...
Lin's Warriors, but you know, the subject matter, I don't know.
I'm thinking that's the reason why they're getting away with this.
That's the reason why.
They're getting away with it because people are so nuts over the subject matter.
You've got to be able to understand what's happening here.
You've got to be able to understand and grasp this notion.
By the way, I ask you, you should see Mrs. L's YouTube channel is exploding.
Her ditty commentary is off the charts.
She has been on...
I'll tell you who's doing an excellent job really doing this case well is Nancy Grace.
And Mrs. L steals the show.
Okay?
And if you want to see this, go to Lynn's Warriors.
Listen to the facts of the case.
You can't believe it.
Knew there is a story of a very famous person that you would know, whose name you would know, involved in a certain activity that you would know.
And they did this with a sense almost of impunity.
Women coming forward, people who they say they were teens then.
Endless!
Endless!
And this Caligula-like, these orgiastic ensemble were just, they felt bulletproof by virtue of their fame.
We can do whatever we want.
Two days, three days, freak off.
IV drugs, or IV Fluid retention and hydration.
I mean, this is just...
And it was going on forever and people knew about it and nobody really cared.
Nobody said anything.
Nobody did anything.
But it's just unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
There is no...
This is the story.
And it makes that other guy, number five, pale by comparison.
Believe me.
Believe me.
And there are people freaking out right now.
And the best, the best shows are African-American, urban, black shows that are platforms that are so good, so raw, so true, so real, so authentic.
It's just fantastic.
So in any event, please be aware of that.
Let me also thank our dear friends.
Our dear friends, CryptoDominy, you are the best.
The man, the myth, the prankster.
CR, thank you, dear heart.
Mel, yeah, Mel, sure, I got a question for you.
Yes, just to remind you, is everyone here aware of the fact that Doug Emhoff beat the hell out of a woman?
Just want to bring you, sure, Lionel Nation, you've heard of it?
Sure.
Got a mic flag.
Thank you, Mel.
Mel, you stole the show, my friend.
You stole the show, buddy boy.
Nelson Knight, thank you.
And Gene Crane, thank you.
Edie Crowley, we love you.
Alex Pica.
Am I getting this right?
Alex Pica, thank you so much.
And you know him, you love him.
Joseph Sola, Hans Sola.
Remember that, Hans Sola?
I'm Edie Crane, Linda Haslund, and Nelson Knight.
Okay, my friends, great.
Please remember, Lynn's Warriors.
And one more time, I say this while you're doing it.
As the world is still trying to recover, please preparewithlionel.com.
Preparewithlionel.com.
That's all I'm going to say.
Find out what works for you and get ready.
Food, water, energy.
Okay?
All right, dear friends.
We love you immensely.
Thank you so much.
We'll see you tomorrow at 8 a.m.
Same bad time, same bad channel.
And until then, remember these final words.
The monkey's dead.
The show's over.
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