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Oct. 2, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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JD Vance Will Crush Tampon Timmy, Notorious Liar and Fake War Hero and Championship Coach
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Ladies and gentlemen of the evening, it is I, your Uncle Lenny, and I am so excited tonight for what could be And what I believe will be one of the most important events in the history of our slog.
My friends, think about what we've been through.
Think about what we are hitting.
We are approaching, fast approaching, 35 days away.
Days away.
The end of the trajectory of what we have been going through, what we have had to endure from friends, relatives, co-workers, social media platforms, government.
We have been a part of this.
This ride since 2016.
We have been, before that actually, 2015, but we've been through thick and thin and we've never lost our faith in the country, in the Constitution, and in Trump.
But this isn't to say he's been perfect.
I'm not saying that.
Nobody's suggesting that.
This isn't to say that he has done everything the right way.
That's not to say that.
That goes without saying.
I don't even know why I even say that.
I always feel like I have to explain to people.
No, no, you don't understand.
But to put it very, very bluntly, he's all we have.
And he has been there through thick and thin.
He took a bullet and might have taken more.
And God knows how many were thwarted before this.
He still keeps going.
Now tonight, this event is scheduled to start at 9. We are going to watch it.
We're going to take notes.
We're going to remember these particular events, but more importantly, I want you to get a feeling.
I don't want you to remember one instance, one line, one comeback, one day.
I want you to get a feeling.
I want you to have a feeling.
Howie Brown, you've got a lovely daughter, said this is bigger than any pay-per-view events for free.
Absolutely.
This is it.
They are riding on this.
They are so scared.
Don't listen to a word these people say.
They are so scared.
Frightened.
Frightened beyond anything you could imagine.
Frightened beyond anything you could ever imagine.
Because they see what's happening.
They see what she has done.
She is...
I don't know if we have ever seen in the history of our republic somebody who was as bad as she is.
Think about what I'm saying.
This goes back.
I'm trying to think somebody who was just bad.
Bad campaigner.
Bad speaker.
Bad planner.
Had no vision.
She reminds me so much of Chauncey Gardner being there, kind of pulled out, plucked out of, you know, obscurity, handed this thing for a reason, and then somebody later on says, hey, guess what?
She can't speak.
Oh, don't worry about that.
No, no, no, she can't speak.
No, she'll be back.
No, no, you don't understand.
is she can't speak.
She can't speak.
She can't speak.
She can't speak.
How does this work?
She's not been able to explain anything cogently.
She was a woman who came along and they said, you know what, you're going to be great.
She kind of was in the background, hey, and laughing, and it didn't matter.
And then they said, well, guess what, you're it.
What?
You're it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold it.
Oh, no, no.
You know your vice president.
Yeah, but I didn't.
No, but...
I mean, she kind of knew that.
They kind of knew that.
But they didn't really understand it.
And then when they saw her...
And instead of these...
Thank God for their idiocy.
Instead of getting somebody...
Look, we have to get somebody who is so good.
Who is so great, so smart, so wise, kind of a Lloyd Benson, somebody, somebody who appears to be stentorian, somebody who is, you know, for Veep, obviously, somebody who really is good, somebody who's great.
Instead of doing that, they get this guy.
Crypto Domini says, if this is it, Let's celebrate the after of course.
If this is it, let's celebrate that after of course.
Indeed.
Now remember, we're going to be meeting again at 10.30.
It's like 9 to 10.30.
Immediately after this is over, we're going to come right back.
Right back here.
Make sure you stay tuned.
Make sure you are always subscribed to Lionel Nation.
Now, I've got to tell you something right now.
And I don't know how to say this other than what I've been telling you.
If you haven't been following what's going on today, let me fill you in.
First, we are going to see one of the worst doc strikes in recent history.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
You are not going to believe what's happening.
That's why I ask of you, friends, I beseech, implore, importune, ask, entreat, request, that you go immediately to preparewithlinel.com.
I don't know if you heard the fellow who is from the...
I guess the union leader.
I don't think you heard him.
Maybe you did.
Maybe you didn't.
I don't know if you did.
It's hard to say.
This is a fellow who...
I might want to play this for you.
This was one of the most impassioned...
Here we go.
This was one of the most impassioned...
Let me play this for you.
If you don't mind.
Just give me a second here.
I should have had this.
I didn't want to go through clips, but I thought, well, maybe this one might be...
This is one of the most frightening fellers I have seen before.
Absolutely, positively frightening.
Let me see if I can explain this to you.
Let's see.
This one I'll play for you.
This is worth it.
If this doesn't...
Don't pique your interest in preparewithlionel.com.
Nothing does or should, okay?
Watch this very carefully and pay great attention to what this man is saying.
People today don't know what a strike is.
Right.
When my men hit the streets from Maine to Texas, every single port will lock down.
Do you know what's going to happen?
I'll tell you.
First week, be all over the news every night.
Boom, boom.
Second week, guys who sell cars can't sell cars because the cars ain't coming in off the ships.
They get laid off.
Third week, malls start closing down.
They can't get the goods from China.
They can't sell clothes.
They can't do this.
Everything in the United States comes on a ship.
They go out of business.
Construction workers get laid off because the materials aren't coming in.
The steel's not coming in.
The lumber's not coming in.
They lose their job.
Everybody's hating the longshoremen now because now they realize how important our jobs are.
Now I have the president screaming at me, I'm putting a Taff Hartley on you.
Go ahead.
Te'ef Ha'li means I have to go back to work The company's money to pay their salaries, well, they went from 30 moves an hour maybe to 8. They're going to be like this.
Who's going to win here in the long run?
You're better off sitting down, and let's get a contract, and let's move on with this world.
In today's world, I'll cripple you.
I will cripple you, and you have no idea what that means.
Nobody does.
Now, I...
I guess we can kind of pretend, well, maybe he's kidding.
Maybe he's not.
I don't think so.
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Does this guy sound like he's...
Kidding around?
Sounds like my friend Anthony Cumia said, like a new version of The Sopranos.
In any event.
Tonight is going to be incredible.
Now, I...
This is going on...
Let me ask you something.
Who do you think...
Who benefits...
I shouldn't say this.
That sounds terrible.
Who benefits when there is complete disaster?
Crypto says, Big Dick here.
Thank you, my friend.
Thank you, sir.
Brad Rung, President Jimmy Carter, 100.
Indeed.
Stores will close week one.
Johnny Mazza says, I know you like Costco.
The one I was at, South Jersey today, was slowly being cleaned out.
Reminded me of a previous event when panic set in.
Let me tell you something.
I hope you're...
Car is filled.
I hope you're ready to go.
They are telling you this.
Okay, so that's issue number one.
What do you think Kamala is going to do if ever there was a problem?
What do you think she's going to do?
Does she intuitively understand?
Who better to understand workers and supplies than a man who has spent his entire life working in building and construction and knows a little bit about this?
Who?
Who?
Next.
Iran.
Iran.
I was watching today.
It's very interesting.
Our friend Mel says, the scabs are already lining up.
Indeed.
You know that's right.
I was watching today a variety of shows.
And I was watching the particular take on what people were saying.
Regarding the...
What am I trying to say?
By the way, just to remind you, just one more thing.
Everything I mention, all of the links, preparewithlinol.com, it's in the description section.
You can just click on there.
So as I'm watching this, I'm thinking to myself, well, what do you think?
And I'm triangulating.
I'm getting a little bit of this, a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
Because I'm trying to figure out.
Now, number one.
Remember something.
This is my position.
I hate to break it to you, and I know a lot of my friends don't care for this.
I am an American.
I do not care.
Yes, John Amos dead at 84. Remember, he played Gordy on Mary Tyler Moore.
John Amos.
I don't want there to be any problems.
I don't want there to be terrorism or death or carnage.
I am an American.
Anybody care about us?
Anybody care about us?
Anybody?
Anybody interested in us?
I don't seem to hear about that.
I don't seem to hear about that.
I was watching something.
It was a very, very interesting thing.
I'm not going to tell you which one it was, but it was an event in which a lot of good people...
We're getting together and we're talking about the various, you know, Ukraine and this.
That's fine.
That's fine.
And it's interesting.
It's a very important, very important, very, very critical issue.
Of course.
Of course it is.
Absolutely.
What about us?
Let me ask you a question.
A very simple question.
What country would you allow your son or daughter to die in?
Anybody?
Other than this.
Anybody?
What country?
Let's say there's problems either in Israel or Lebanon or whatever it is.
Something.
Just tell me.
What country would you say, yep, go ahead, Timmy.
Go fight for them.
Why?
Well, because, like we did in Vietnam, because it's terrorism.
Look at this.
Donna says, my son was injured in Afghanistan.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I hope he's fine.
I hope he's recovered.
What was Afghanistan about?
What was that about?
What was that about?
People say, well, you know, there's the Taliban.
We have 2,500 to 3,000, 2,500 kids snatched and Put through the most horrible behaviors and tortures you can imagine.
Why aren't we using all of our resources here to protect our children?
What about the kids that are being dragged here in this country, unaccompanied minors?
With all due respect, is there anybody on Israeli talk radio or Palestinian talk radio or anybody saying, we have to go help those people in America?
Look what they're going through.
Do we?
I hate to be crude.
Do we have to?
Is there anybody who?
I don't understand this.
We are going through an epidemic.
We are seeing things that I can't even put into words.
I can't put my country.
We need war boots on the ground here in terms of law enforcement.
Why am I supposed to be hanging on to every event that's happening?
America free to pick my hill.
Indeed, sir.
What is going on?
I was watching.
It was a very interesting thing.
Did the rockets...
Did Iron Dome work?
Let's look at this.
It's terrible.
It's horrible.
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
Some serious question.
What am I supposed to do?
Okay.
Ukraine.
What am I supposed to do?
What do you want me to do?
What?
It's not our beef.
It's not our beef.
Figure it out.
What am I supposed to do?
And by the way, when you're sending 1,000, 2,000 pound bombs, those people get ticked off.
I hope you know.
They're going to say, hey, where'd these bombs come from?
Oh, okay.
I know nobody wants to think about that.
Because when you watch TV and you listen to people, they say, is it this great?
America loves it.
Do you see those bunker busters?
Do you see that?
Wasn't that great?
What does this have to do with me?
I'm sorry to say this.
I am so sorry to say this.
I was watching this, and I'm not suggesting for a moment that it's not of any interest or it's not important.
It is.
Roger Waters was talking in these genocides.
Terrible.
Absolutely.
Excuse me.
I'll get to that when I fix what's going on here.
And people say, remember the U.S. has liberty.
We don't talk about that.
We just don't talk about that.
We just let it go.
I'm tired of that.
Now let me just explain something.
I'm going to say it again because people are going to misunderstand it.
I do not appreciate People from other countries coming here, addressing my Congress, telling my president, you're going to do this, and you're going to do that, and you're going to do this, and thinking, what?
And if I say, hey, I'm not too sure I appreciate that.
I'm called an anti-Semite?
Doesn't work like that with France.
I can say whatever I want about Macron.
I can say whatever I want about Germany.
I can say, that's okay.
Are we...
When did this happen?
Wait a minute.
What?
What did...
What is this?
And the guy that I like a lot, but the biggest sellout is Bobby Kennedy.
Dear God.
Crypto says, we all have the birthright to create money, these bastards to have trillions charged back.
Interesting.
Thank you for that.
Now, aside from all this, aside from that, aside from that, I don't want to waste my time on this.
Tonight, I'm interested in one thing.
I want to win back the White House.
Until I see that man raise his hand and they say, okay, he's in.
And then the new wave of problems.
Talk about legislative terrorism.
Then I'll worry about this.
But until then, I don't care about this.
I'm sorry.
It doesn't matter to me.
It does and it doesn't.
There were so...
I remember in 2005, maybe you don't remember this, 2005, these poor women.
Nelson Knight says, America first, I was not a political guy, but I got into the Trump train on 2015.
I don't think that's at all.
By the way, they always say that's racist because it somehow envisions and envisages Lindbergh.
Remember that?
Okay.
Let me put this into perspective.
Let me try this one more time.
Let me try this one more time.
I don't know what it was.
I don't know how.
But I have been completely, basically, pardon my French, bullshitted by everybody for so long.
I don't even think they realize what they're saying.
I really don't.
I'm a very simple thing.
I want to watch tonight.
I want to watch this man get destroyed.
I want tomorrow everybody in the world of the blogosphere and everybody in the world of social media to say, did you see that?
Did you see that?
And nobody will be able to say, well, that doesn't really matter because you see, that was him.
No.
No, you don't understand this.
This man tonight is so evil by virtue of his horror.
This was the man who I told you bragged about mass swaths, huge swarms of people who overwhelmed this little town in southern Minnesota called Worthington.
He called it An example of beautiful diversity.
Those were his quotes.
14,000 residents.
In 2019, they reported on this.
I think Breitbart did it.
14,000 residents.
These poor taxpayers under this bastard were forced to hike taxes to Levels of tens of millions of dollars to expand their school district alone to increase these illegals who were pouring in.
And much of that is a result of the federal government's unaccompanied alien children program.
Translation?
Free traffic kids.
And they also have these places, these...
These processing plants.
Remember this?
There was a place called JBS Pork Slaughterhouse.
It attracts all the new people.
And don't think for a moment.
Kids don't get there as well.
But there was Timmy bragging about the mass onslaughts.
The actual deluge of aliens.
Illegals.
Inundating this poor town of Worthington for decades.
Saying it's a good thing.
It's terrific.
We have different languages.
Quote, this is what he said.
Quote, I've got this here.
We are a state of immigrants.
That values that.
We have more refugees, refugees per capita than any other state.
That's not just morally a good thing.
It's our economic and cultural future.
Listen to what this man says.
This beautiful diversity.
We see out in Worthington, you see 50 languages spoken in the school.
50!
And you see every storefront filled with different types of food, different types of businesses, businesses that are happening.
Minnesota needs to continue to do that.
The officer of governor can set the standard.
Are you kidding me?
This city, Worthington, Minnesota, since the year 2000, Saw its foreign-born population balloon almost 30%.
This is 14,000 children.
About 24 years ago, the town's foreign-born was about half of this.
Minnesota, just remember, this is what this demented guy thinks.
This is a guy who...
Has 75,000 new ESL, English as a Second Language students.
And they had to pay $1.2 billion just for that.
Just for that.
Just go through the statistics and you can't believe what you're seeing.
It's unreal.
It's unbelievable.
And that's just an example.
It blows my mind.
We haven't got to the other good stuff.
Do you understand this?
Crypto says, that's right.
That's why you're my Uncle Lenny.
God bless you, CD.
Big Dick from Chi-Town.
Arena, thank you.
Pilgrim Media, for your information, Mr. Walls has a tell.
He grabs his...
Only you know that.
Basil Beshkoff.
Tampons for Timmy.
As long as he doesn't grab Vance's package.
Oh, you go again with the package grabbing.
What the hell's going on?
And you know what?
I don't know about you, but I wouldn't be surprised.
Not that there's anything wrong with it, mind you, but I wouldn't be surprised.
I'm just saying.
You know, he just kind of, you know, he's one of those things.
How about this?
Let me know about the tampon, Timmy.
See, I like little lies.
I like little lies.
Little lies that are unnecessary.
In a while, at the Democratic National Convention, 16 members, remember this?
Maybe you don't remember this.
Sixteen members of this former, of this Mankato West, I believe I'm saying it right, Mankato West High School football team, took the stage.
Sixteen and a tribute to Minnesota Governor, Tampon Timmy.
After all, Gamala said, he's our coach.
He's the coach!
Remember that?
He's lying about that.
Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar, that's a real winner.
She went even further.
She said, in Minnesota, we trust a coach who turned a team that was 0-27 into state champion.
Maybe you do trust a coach, but he ain't that person.
Americans watching that night were left with the impression that Tampon Timmy was the man behind this incredible Rudy story, like the Lombardi of Minnesota.
In fact, the head coach, the guy who was the star, the one they're talking about, is a guy named Rick Sutton.
What?
Oh yeah!
Tampon Timmy was a...
Social studies student, a teacher by day.
And he was just a bunch of assistant coaches under Coach Sutton.
And he worked with defensive players.
And for his part, Coach Sutton expressed no ill will, no bad feelings towards Sam Ponte, me getting the credit.
But he also...
Left no doubt as to who was really in charge.
He said, quote, Tim was really great at selling his point of view and then accepting a different direction.
But at some point, somebody has to make that decision and that's going to be the head coach.
So he's lying about that.
So Kamala was telling the crowd, he was our coach!
It's incredible.
This is a part of his...
This may not mean that much to you.
I think it's worse.
I think a little lie is worse than a big lie.
Big lie, I kind of understand.
I can sort of understand it.
The Widening Gyre said, JD and Donald wear more makeup than Kamala and Timmy.
I don't know about that.
Could be, though.
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E.D. Crowley says, the divide between the classes in the U.S. seems as extreme as conditions in France before the revolution.
And the decadence hereof, the ruling class, seems so Versailles-esque in Louis XVI.
Indeed.
Touché, madame.
Touché, indeed.
Let me go back to what I said.
I think sometimes the little lies are worse.
They're the worst.
Because you lie about something.
I've got, I know people, I know one in particular, a friend of mine, he lies about stuff that's not even important.
It's like, why did you lie about that?
You didn't have to lie.
My good friend Gordon told me, he said, some people would rather climb up a tree and lie than stand there and just tell the truth.
It's incredible.
Now, let's talk about his military.
Let me tell you something.
God bless the military, but don't lie about it.
God bless the military, but don't lie about it.
He has this propensity towards self-aggrandizement, these delusions of grandeur.
And when it comes to his military record, that's when you see it the most.
Now it's true, and we thank him for that.
He spent 24 years in the Nebraska and the Minnesota National Guard.
Very good.
But...
In a 2018 video, while speaking in terms of tougher gun laws, we gotta get rid of the guns, because we don't want you to be able to have a gun to deal with some marauding rogue government, he made the following statement, quote, this is his quote, we can make sure that those weapons of war that I carried in war is the only place where those weapons are at.
Don't end with a preposition, but that's okay.
We can make sure that those weapons of war, that I carried in war, is the only place where those weapons are at.
The phrase, that I carried in war, what does that sound like to you?
What does that suggest?
Sounds like he was in combat, right?
He was in a war.
He carried it in war.
It was, of course, completely a lie.
He only ever deployed to Italy a hotbed of hell in 2003 to provide some kind of security for U.S. military base that was involved in supporting the ongoing Afghanistan effort.
Fine!
Good!
He has never, ever Been to an actual war zone.
Never was in combat.
No CIB.
No nothing.
After the 2018 video resurfaced this summer, and we saw it again, the Gamala team claimed in a statement that he misspoke.
Don't you love that?
It's called lying.
It's called mendacity.
It's called the misrepresentation of fact with the intent to deceive.
On August the 29th, as he sat next to that weird Dana Bash, remember that horrible diner interview with Tampon Timmy?
She asked him.
She said flat out, you said you carried weapons in war, right?
Yeah.
But you have never deployed, actually, in a war zone.
A campaign official said that you misspoke.
Did you?
You know what he said?
His answer was duplicitous.
It was prevaricating.
He said, quote, my wife, the English teacher, told me my grammar is not always correct.
No, no, that's a lie.
It's a lie.
He also was actually attacked, and for good reason, by members of his own former unit for his decision to retire from the National Guard.
Right before they deployed to Iraq in 2005.
Isn't that something he wanted to run for Congress instead?
He knew this was coming.
He knew it.
It's incredible.
It's absolutely incredible.
My grammar, my grammar, this is what this guy's about.
He's incredible.
It blows my mind.
Gene Crane says, Timmy displaced many Indians for the newcomers.
Indeed.
Rafael Legonde said, tonight is three real presidential debates.
Both of them should be on top of the tickets.
I'm sorry.
Tonight is the real, pardon me, the real presidential debate.
Both of them should be on top of the tickets.
Both are better qualified than the two on top.
I don't know.
Am I sure about that?
Tonight is the real presidential.
Both of them should be on top of the tickets?
Both?
Tampon Timmy should be the Democrat?
I mean, compared to her.
I don't know if that's what you mean.
I don't necessarily see it that way, but Kevin says, like most serial liars, he doubles down on lies.
He does.
He absolutely does.
He doesn't give up.
He doesn't give up.
How about this one?
He referred to himself in 2006.
2006, 18 years ago, when he wanted to run for Congress.
His 2018 run for governor also.
He referred to himself as a retired command sergeant major.
Understand that?
Command sergeant major.
Retired command.
It's a bit misleading.
He did serve briefly as a command sergeant major, which is the highest enlisted rank.
He did not keep that title after retirement.
Because he never completed the coursework, the paperwork, whatever it was required to retain the more senior title in retirement.
Former Minnesota Army National Guard Colonel John Kolb said to the AP that he knew Walls by reputation as excellent so that he was nonetheless stunned By the way that he overstated his rank after retiring.
Quote, that is not the behavior I would expect out of a senior non-commissioned officer.
The rank of command sergeant major, it's sacred.
It's rare.
You don't say you did it.
As a result, the Gamala team had to edit the website, correcting the false character resident, maybe.
Actually, he was a master sergeant.
He lied.
He didn't have to lie.
That's the part that blows my mind.
He didn't have to lie.
He didn't.
He did it on his own.
He did it.
He volunteered the lie.
It blows my mind.
Then, again, it's important when he lied, not the event.
He was, his lawyer, his lawyer now admitted, That tampon Timmy, actually his lawyer admitted in court or plead in court, pleaded in court that he had been drinking when he was stopped for driving going 96 in a 55 zone in Chadron, Nebraska.
Okay.
A blood test showed his alcohol was above the state's legal limit.
Might have been.08, might have been.1, depends, whatever that was.
Okay.
Doesn't say how much above it, but still.
So he was drinking.
If it's above, it's alcohol only.
It's not anything else.
It's not breath mints.
It's not Listerine.
It's alcohol.
It is alveolar ethyl alcohol per 100 milligrams of blood or deciliter of blood.
It's that.
Okay?
Okay, good.
So he pled guilty to a lower...
Reduced of reckless driving.
Actually, it's not really a reduced charge.
They really...
You almost amend it.
You almost dismiss the old ticket and refile as a reckless because it's not a lesser included.
But anyway, so he pled to a reckless, did 90 days, suspension, paid $200, and that's it.
11 years later, as the arrest made headlines, his campaign where he...
Was into full eye.
He said, well, I wasn't drinking at all.
The DOI charge was dropped for a reason.
It wasn't true.
Well, as you know, the lawyers said, well, in court, no, he had been drinking when he was stopped.
But, and you can see his mugshot for the, he looks like Floyd R. Turbo.
They claimed that he had only failed the sobriety test because of a hearing loss.
He incurred while serving in the National Guard, you know, blood and guts, and that he had been allowed to drive himself to jail.
I mean, this is just, look, it comes down to simply that he's a liar.
He's a liar.
He's absolutely a liar.
How about this one?
Are you ready for this?
I didn't know about this one.
When he was first running for Congress in 2006, The Nebraska-born, Mr. Walls, Mr. Tampon Timmy, the Nebraska-born, his campaign claimed he had once been named Outstanding Young Nebraskan by the Nebraska Chamber of Commerce for his services to education, the military, and small business.
Outstanding Young Nebraskan.
You know where this is going, right?
Again, it was untrue.
The Nebraska Chamber of Commerce sent Walz a blistering leather, an excoriation, saying they had not given him the award.
And he added specifically this particular note that the U.S. Chamber of Commerce had endorsed his Republican opponent.
His campaign clarified the award had come from the Nebraska Junior Chamber of Commerce.
And, of course, they updated and edited their website.
Another lie.
Another lie.
For no reason.
Gene Crane says, hit that like button, please.
Thank you, Jeannie.
Mankato.
Mankato.
Thank you.
Hit the like button.
Thank you, Gene.
Regis Philbin.
Oh, God, I love that man.
Regis here, did you know that the Coalition for False Hope has helped give relief to millions of people in need?
Everyday people are being burdened by the truth.
I'm sorry.
CFP, Coalition for False Hope, and I think it's CFH, gives people what they want.
Thank you.
Regis would love that joke if he were here because he was a great guy and had a tremendous sense of humor.
I love that man.
You would love him too.
Seriously.
One of the greatest people ever, ever, bar none.
But let's keep going.
There's more.
There's more of this stuff.
Let me see.
Oh, here we go.
After Kamala said, okay, you're going to be my guy in early August, her campaign started to laud and tout and flaunt and herald his economic record.
And they claimed that he led Minnesota back with...
Strong leadership, competent management, smart policies, cutting taxes for working families.
And they also claimed that he reached the lowest state unemployment rate in recorded history.
Well, not exactly untrue.
It's a statement that...
It's a little exaggerated.
In 2023, I'm reading these figures.
The real gross domestic product, the broadest measure of economic health, grew by only 1.2%, meaning it ranked as the 45th fastest growing state in the country.
45th out of 50, I think.
With only the economies of New York, Wisconsin, Delaware, and Georgia growing at a more sluggish pace.
Isn't that great?
Isn't that something?
Job growth also lagged behind.
The number of statewide jobs grew just 1.4%.
He lied.
Now this is the one that gets me.
I don't know what I think.
Let me ask you something.
Of the lies you've heard before, what lies get you the most?
What lies?
To me, it's the, I led the team to whatever, because it's so stupid, it's so unnecessary.
That's the one.
But a close second, a close second is the IVF line.
Have you ever had any kind of a disease?
Nelson, have you?
Trump-authorized GoFundMe for Hurricane Helene has made $3.5 million so far.
That is America first.
Thank you for what you do, Uncle Len.
Thank you.
By the way, I saw something today about how they can turn hurricanes.
Oh, I don't want to get into that one, but I'll talk about that on the private channel.
I ain't gonna talk about that here.
They're gonna say, you can't do that.
Really?
Cloud seeding?
Dry ice?
No.
Okay.
Love the content, Mr. L. Thank you, FedUpIndiana.
Oh, FedUpInIndiana.
Thank you so much.
But this is the one that gets me.
You know, normally when you have something that goes wrong, you normally know everything is called.
You know what it's called.
Well, I have an ACL intention, anterior crucial limit, and I have a lateral meniscus, and I have a hemophorectomy.
And I had a bi-fusual, and the bi-fusual was removed to the reconstitute.
It was a potassium.
It was a count 2. It was a type 2 transsectional.
You know everything about your disease.
You know the name of it.
You know everything.
And especially if it's your kid, you know everything about it.
Well, he had chronic dysplasia, but also what I was...
But count 2, but he did prednisone, but he had IV, but then met similar action in Bacron.
And you know all these, and you just sound like this, wow, you're an expert, right?
Most people are.
Not Timmy.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
Not Timmy.
Not Mr. Tampon.
No, no, no.
In March, after an Alabama court halted, stopped in vitro fertilization, or as my friend Curtis Lieber called it, veto infertilization,
After this Alabama court stopped it, Tampon decided to tell people, kind of let people know the difficulties that he and Gwen had who encountered problems they had in trying to have children.
Incredible.
His team sent out These fundraising emails I said, our IVF journey.
IVF.
They shared an article that references families' IVF journey.
IVF.
In vitro.
In glass.
Fertilization.
Eggs frozen.
In July.
So this was March, right?
So four months later, in July, he spoke about the issue again during an MSDNC interview.
Quote, thank God, he said, thank God for IVF.
My wife and I have two beautiful children.
Thank God.
He also used the subject of IVF to aim at his Republican opponent, J.D. Vance, saying in August, if it was up to him, I wouldn't have a family because of IVF.
I don't even know why, but he said that.
Okay, but in truth, they did not have or rely on or need IVF to conceive.
As the DNC got going, Gwen, the wife, issued a statement, because they probably said, Gwen, you've got to, clarifying that she had undergone a completely different procedure called IUI, intrauterine insemination.
It's simple.
Just basically putting this sperm sample into the uterus, into the uterus.
Very, very completely different.
IUI is more common, not controversial, invasive, expansive, not IVF in the least.
That didn't deter him.
No way!
During his DNC speech, days later, even after that, He said, quote, In Minnesota, we respect our neighbors and the personal choices they make.
And that includes IVF and fertility treatments.
And this is personal for Gwen and I. This would be Gwen and me.
If you've never experienced the hell, that is infertility.
All lies.
How many more lies?
Why?
How did they get this guy?
Why didn't they vet him?
Why didn't they say, this is easy.
Why didn't they get somebody and say, look, we're going to pay you X amount and I want you to tear him apart.
What has he said?
Where has he lied?
What has he done?
Let us know.
Just let us know.
They don't care.
And Mrs. L says, You know, maybe it's because they just know they're going to win.
I mean, that could be.
But I think to myself, is that or is it just lazy?
I don't understand.
Tonight is so critical.
And it's right down the street.
It's right down the street.
57th Street right there on CBS and there it is.
They're going to get rid of that whole, this whole, this CVS, I think it used to be like a dairy pharmacy years ago, this big, it's like the whole block.
The whole block from like 10 to 11 is huge, huge, just big, big, big.
And that's dead because CVS is dead as well.
I mean, it's done.
It's finished.
It's completely done.
It's just incredible.
So anyway, he's going to do that.
And I found myself saying, you know, I don't know if J.D. Vance...
Do you see anything wrong with J.D. Vance?
I don't...
I don't understand what the big deal is.
Why are they so mean?
Well, I may not be the best.
Why are people saying that?
Well, I don't know if he's the best.
What's wrong with J...
What's wrong?
What's wrong with J.D. Vance?
I don't understand that.
I don't understand the whole story.
I don't understand.
What is the big deal with J.D. Vance?
Why is he...
I don't get it.
I don't understand.
All I know is this.
We had two events.
Three.
Number one, the strike.
Strike one.
Number two, Iran.
Okay.
At least they didn't say anything.
But the hurricane relief.
The hurricane relief in North Carolina, in the South, and there was Trump.
Bringing supplies, going to Valdosta, bringing supplies with Franklin Graham, praying, being presidential.
While this nincompoop and this liar, this mendacious, psychopathological liar were basically doing nothing.
Now, I have absolutely no idea why people are into this, I don't say anything special with J.D. Vance.
What is he?
I don't want him to be better than Trump.
I don't understand.
He's smart.
He's got a good story.
That's it.
Just be there in case of the...
I think the facial hair is very interesting.
We haven't had a...
I don't think we've had...
I don't remember.
I mean, John Bolton, maybe?
But we haven't.
That's about it.
Stop saying, you know, he's not that great.
Why is he not that great?
I don't know.
I'm just saying that.
They told me to say that, and I find myself saying it.
He's not that great.
Why is it?
Well, he's just not that great.
I think he's fine.
Well, maybe you do, but I don't know.
What would you like him to do?
I don't know.
Sing, dance?
Be a member of a rock band?
I don't know what the hell he is.
I just don't think he's that great.
I mean, he's okay, but I don't think he's that great.
Stop saying that.
Now, you ready for this?
Did you hear about Diddy?
Did you hear about this story?
Oh, dear God.
Did you hear this?
Today at Lionel...
Legal at 4am.
You can watch that one.
We went live.
And then right at about, oh, a few minutes here on Lionel Nation.
And by the way, always remember, if you're a member of the group, you get to see the video first.
But one of Diddy's attorneys told TMZ, as Mr. Combs' legal team has He cannot address every meritless allegation in what has become a reckless media circus.
That said, Mr. Combs emphatically and categorically denies as false and defamatory any claim that he sexually abused anyone, including minors.
He looks forward to proving his innocence and vindicating himself in court were the truth.
We'll be established based on evidence, not speculation.
By the way, never say you're going to prove innocence.
They won't be able to prove innocence.
They have the burden.
You don't have to prove anything.
Nothing.
They've got to prove it.
Just remember that.
You never tell people, I'm going to prove.
No, you're not.
You're going to say nothing of the sort.
You got that?
Nothing of the sort.
Okay, listen to this one.
Diddy, or didn't he?
Oh, he did.
Is going to be hit with lawsuits for sexual assault and abuse, and a Houston law firm, and this one lawyer, is going to be representing 120 accusers, including, for the first time, allegations About a nine-year-old boy.
Tony Busby is the plaintiff's lawyer for this.
And Tony Busby is filing a wave of lawsuits.
They're going to just take every...
They're going to strip him there.
Now, he's got some...
Is he a property in Florida, I think?
I don't know, maybe.
Homestead?
In any event.
One of the accusers claims he was only nine years old when Diddy and others had abused him at a bad boy record studio in New York City.
And Mr. Busby is claiming that Diddy lured the nine-year-old to an audition for the promise of a record deal and then abused him, it is alleged.
In addition, There were claims that the miners were abused, including another who said that Diddy...
I'm not going to go through the specifics.
But this is some scary stuff.
There was another accuser who claims to be 15 at the time who flew into New York City to attend a party that was drugged and taken into a private room.
It is alleged.
Oh, it gets worse.
It gets worse.
And the Sawyer claims...
That his clients were assaulted and abused, exploited.
And he says that they were typically forced, listen to this, listen to this, to consume a drink, a cocktail of sorts, that was laced with xylazine or trank.
That's that frozen zombie, kind of like that horse tranquilizer, where people are frozen.
Oh, they're over 120.
They're not even done yet.
And wait until you see the other people.
Clayton says, Hillary has facial hair.
Thank you, Clayton.
Appreciate that, buddy.
Appreciate that.
Now, this story is just unbelievable.
And one of the interesting aspects...
It's how it's going to deal with the mention of other famous people as well.
And I don't even know how that's going to work or who they are.
Okay?
That's all I'm saying.
I don't know how that's going to even be.
It's incredible.
So, dear friends, we've been through a lot this Eve.
A lot through my review.
A lot we've covered.
Are you excited about tonight?
I cannot wait.
I cannot wait.
I am beyond thrilled and cannot wait for this event.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I'm going to be watching and tweeting at Lionel Media.
It's going to be something So my friends, we're going to be doing that.
I want to thank all of our dear friends here tonight.
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We love you, Edie.
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Mr. Rung, I said.
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Are you excited, my friend?
Is there anybody here who is too excited by tonight?
Do you all promise me that you will be back this eve?
Do I have your word that you'll be back at 10.30?
Because I'll be here.
Oh, I'll be here.
Ready for Freddy, ladies and gentlemen.
Ready for Freddy, as they say.
We are so close.
35 days.
Don't forget, on the 26th of October in New York City at the Cutting Room, yours truly will be there, ready to tear it up 10 days before the election.
All right, dear friends, we love you madly.
Have a great and a glorious eve.
Remember, come back, see you back at 1030 or immediately following...
The debate.
Whatever it is, 10.30, 30.35, I'll be here.
Okay?
To get your reaction.
As we just lavish ourselves, so to speak, in the wake, in the glory, in the foam of correctness.
Crypto says see you soon.
Thank you, bro.
Alright, my friends.
See you tonight.
10.30.
Until then, remember, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
See ya.
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