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Sept. 28, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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The King vs. The Clown: Trump's Surge While Que Mala Heads foir the Border (Sorta)
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The Kemala juggernaut is sputtering out.
No matter what you say, no matter what anybody says, people, especially those in the Kemala world, are thinking, this isn't working.
This is not working.
Everything she is doing is completely consistent with somebody trying to throw it.
If I didn't know better, if I didn't know better, I would swear I'm trying to deliberately throw this.
By saying the most ridiculous things, by being seemingly and actually inconsistent as to any kind of methodology or plan or ideas.
There are no ideas.
Stealing, changing.
This morning when she met with Zelensky, after she met, she just left.
She got up and left.
Just picked up and out the door.
Out the door.
Is she doing this on purpose?
I'm not kidding you.
Is she doing this on purpose?
Is she going out of her way to throw this?
To appear and make it look as though she is deliberately throwing this?
Do you hear what I'm saying?
It's the only thing that makes sense.
Because for her to say, oh, no, no, she's not throwing this on purpose.
That means she has just redefined incompetence at a level we have not and have never imagined.
Does this make sense?
Are you following what I'm saying?
It's hard to understand because the only way this makes sense, the only way this makes sense, the only way any of this makes sense is if we believe and come to the realization that she's throwing this on purpose.
She doesn't want to win.
That she's somehow doing everything in her power to say the word holistic seven, eight, ten thousand times in this sentence.
Am I making any sense?
Do you get what's going on?
Do you think I'm kidding?
I'm not just saying this.
It's the only thing that makes sense.
Nobody is this bad.
I don't think she's stupid.
I don't think she's mentally that.
There's something wrong.
She's throwing this.
She's sandbagging her own event.
I can't figure this out.
It's just incredible, ladies and gentlemen.
There's so much to discuss.
So much.
So get ready.
Get ready.
And pay attention to what's going on right now.
Because Uncle Lenny's going to teach you a thing or two.
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A live Lionel Legal live.
On how...
Believe it or not, Eric Adams has a lot of good points as to his upgrade case.
It's not necessarily foolproof, but it's pretty good.
There's a lot of things he has going for him, believe it or not.
And as I explained to you, I don't care about somebody's politics.
I think he's a gedrool.
I think he's an absolute.
He's a buffoon.
But I don't think he should be convicted of crimes merely because he's an idiot.
Does that make any sense?
I hope not.
I love coffee.
Now my friends, let us start off right now with this.
This is where we...
I have a pastiche of potpourri, a myriad of mosaic.
An absolute melange.
A cornucopia of...
Of tidbits of things for your edification, perusal, and review.
Let us start off with this.
This is where it all took off, my friends.
To visit the border.
At some point.
We are going to the border.
We've been to the border.
So this whole thing about the border.
We've been to the border.
We've been to the border.
You haven't been to the border.
And I haven't been to Europe.
I don't understand the point that you're making.
I'm not discounting the importance of the border.
Well, I've been to Europe.
This is where it all started.
This was a very critical point.
This kind of gives you an idea, an indicium, an indication of what we're talking about.
Now, are you ready for this?
Okay.
As we say in West Tampa, que cojone!
The absolute, unbelievable audacity of this woman.
This is an actual Gemala piece, and I swear to you...
This is not a joke.
Harris has never backed down from a challenge.
She put cartel members and drug traffickers behind bars, and she will secure our border.
Here's her plan.
Hire thousands more border agents, enforce the law and step up technology, and stop fentanyl smuggling and human trafficking.
We need a leader with a real plan to fix the border.
I'm Kamala Harris, and I approve this message.
Can you believe that?
What is your reaction when you hear that?
Tell me what your reaction is when you hear that.
Tell me what you think when you hear that.
Tell me.
What words?
Is this audacious?
Is it hubristic?
What words come to mind?
George Lenz says that interview was incriminating.
It set the stage.
It did.
That was it.
You were correct about that.
That was the precursor to everything.
That was it.
It's incredible what this was.
Absolutely, positively incredible.
It was something that we still cannot believe.
Now, to throw in part of the schizophrenia, Of this event.
To throw in more.
Let's go back and let's look at what she also said.
So now she's for it.
But in 2019, this is what she said then.
We have a president of the United States who has created a fiction about a crisis at the border and he has held up the United States government and its workers around his vanity project called The Wall.
Thank you.
And it's a distraction from the real issues.
And it's a distraction from the real issues.
What words come to your mind?
What words?
What come?
Que cojone?
How?
What bowels?
Do you have to actually say that?
What?
How?
Do you think this is not going to somehow make its way to the, dare I say, to the plebiscite, to the voters?
I think it will.
I think it will.
Now, my friends, I want you to understand something.
You think you've got problems?
Crypto Domini says, big check from, oh, big dick from Chicago here.
I hope you all give it a like.
Thank you.
Yes, please like this.
Thank you.
Thank you for, please, liking this.
That is the currency of this.
Let me show you something.
You think you've got problems?
Here's one for you.
This is one which I think says it all.
This is an explosion, I believe, in China.
This was actual, dare I say, poop that exploded everywhere, landing on road cars, people and pets.
The moment this is a sewage pipe pressure, Test in Nanning failed.
I thought it was Nanning.
Nanning.
The scene of horror.
The scene of horror shows egesta and feces falling from the sky.
So don't have...
You know, there's an expression when he hits the fan.
Imagine this.
Just for a moment.
Just think for a minute.
You know, you're thinking, oh, it's a terrible day.
What could go wrong?
What are we going to do?
Just imagine this.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Please, tell the kids to leave the room.
Watch this.
Look at it.
Kind of an orange mist.
Imagine the feculent.
Look at that.
Huh?
Imagine that.
And it's pretty.
Oh, what's up?
Oh, what's up?
Um, it's a big deal.
Yeah, it's a big deal.
So let me tell you something.
Just imagine that, ladies and gentlemen.
Just remember, things could be worse.
Things could be worse.
Just imagine what that is.
Imagine the odoriferous feculents, the fetid aroma permeating, the perfume, the eau de lip.
Saturating the atmosphere in China.
Wow.
Wow, indeed.
Well, did you see today?
Did you see today Mr. Zelensky meeting with President Trump?
I think this says it all.
I think that says it all, and I think there was something.
Now today, Mrs. L was most alarmed by this.
The best, I think his name is Bill Melugin.
He's probably the best reporter they have at Fox.
That thing is turning into just, I can't, I don't even watch it.
I do not watch that.
I don't watch it.
Ineffable crypto.
Ineffable indeed.
Inelectable.
This today was probably the most horrid of anything.
Watch this, dear friend.
The Director of Immigration and Customs Enforcement confirms that more than 13,000 illegal immigrants convicted of murder have been caught at the border and then released into the United States.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me start off again.
I don't think you heard that.
I don't think you heard it.
Listen to this again.
The director of immigration and customs enforcement confirms that more than 13,000 illegal immigrants convicted of murder have been caught at the border and then released into the United States.
The letter here.
Tells the tale.
Hello, I'm John Roberts in Washington.
You believe this, Sandra?
Which means they are here, and this is just an unbelievable development.
I'm Sandra Smith in New York.
Good to be with you, John.
This is America Reports.
Let's get right to Bill Melugin.
He's got this news for us.
He's live out of Douglas, Arizona right now.
By the way, Bill Melugin, this is the best reporter they've got.
This is the best reporter they've got.
This young man has earned my respect, and I respect virtually no one.
Vice President Kamala Harris is set to visit later this afternoon.
Bill, the details of this news.
What do you have?
Yeah, and Sandra, bear with me.
We just got these numbers moments ago, but it's a jaw-dropper to say the least.
So to set the stage here, let me just explain what these numbers mean.
ICE has something called a non-detained docket.
Essentially what that is is it means migrants who were encountered by DHS but are no longer in federal custody.
So who's on this non-detained docket?
It's illegal immigrants who were caught and released at the border, released with a court date years away.
They're in immigration proceedings combined with illegal immigrants who have already been ordered, deported from the country by a judge, but are still here roaming the country.
So keep that in mind, this non-detained docket.
According to a letter that the acting director of ICE just sent to Texas Congressman Tony Gonzalez on ICE's non-detained docket, they're currently tracking 425,000 non-citizens who have been convicted of a crime.
Of that number...
Over 13,000 non-citizens have convictions for homicide and are on the non-detained docket, meaning they're roaming the country right now.
On top of that, there are another 15,811 non-citizens convicted of sexual assault who are roaming the country right now on ICE's non-detained docket.
It doesn't stop there.
Those are convictions.
The ICE director also says there are currently just under 1,900 noncitizens on the non-detained docket who have...
Pending homicide charges who are roaming the country.
And another 4,250 non-citizens who have pending sexual assault charges who are roaming the country on the non-detained docket.
So people's eyes might be glazing over right now with all the numbers we just threw at you.
Just to put it in a nutshell right here, what we've learned from the acting ICE director via this letter to Congressman Tony Gonzalez is right now there are over 13,000...
Illegal aliens convicted of homicide who are roaming the United States right now.
15,811 illegal aliens roaming the country right now who have been convicted of sexual assault.
And there are even more who are facing charges for homicide and charges for sexual assault.
So this just goes to show, guys, the non-detained docket has exploded under the Biden administration to over, I believe it's 7.3 million.
They're anticipating it could hit 8 million by the end of the years.
But looking at the numbers on this letter right here, there are currently Over 600,000 non-citizens on ICE's non-detained docket who are either convicted, excuse me, 600,000 non-citizens on this non-detained docket who are roaming the country right now.
Of that, 425,000 have already been convicted of crimes.
222,000 are pending crimes.
And again, the most serious crimes we just told you about.
What do you think about that?
And they're voting.
How much do you...
I'm going to bet these bastards are voting.
What do you think about that?
Huh?
How does that make you feel?
What words, what thoughts go through your mind?
That's up, by the way, honey, that thing I put up for you.
What goes through your mind?
Tell me.
Tell me about that.
Tell me, what would you say to a...
What would you say?
Explain this one to me.
How does this work?
Explain that.
How did this ever happen?
What country do we live in?
This is Mayorkas.
Who is ordering this?
I don't think Joe Biden Woke up one day and said, I've got an idea.
Hear me out.
We're going to let in all these bad people.
We're going to let them in.
We're going to let them saturate and permeate every square inch of our beloved constitutional republic.
Sexual perverts, degenerates, assaulters, rapacious criminals, murderers.
We're going to let them in.
And we're going to just let them go.
And we're not going to...
We don't know where they're going.
We don't know where they're going.
They're just going to go.
They're going to end up someplace.
And if they end up in Springfield, Ohio, we'll say they're somehow racist.
We are going to...
It will take decades, maybe, maybe, to find out how many of these people are here.
Where do they go?
How do we get them out?
While Joe Biden talked around, walked around rather, soiling his britches, while Kamala rambled on with her logoria and her emotional incontinence, while all of this was going on, without anyone paying attention, this is what happened to our country.
Now you explain this to me and tell me how The Democrats think this is a good idea.
Tell me.
Tell me.
Just for no other reason.
Because if you pick her, now she says we're going to do herself the fentanyl because she realizes I don't have any.
And what she will do, if we could sit her down, if we could say, now listen.
I want you to understand.
Crypto says they're playing pin the tail on the donkey.
Indeed.
Figuratively, certainly they are.
And if you sat down, Crypto, our friend Dick, if you said we could give her some kind of shot of sodium pentothal or some truth agent, tell me what this is about.
Tell me.
Where is this from?
Why did this happen?
Who are these people?
She would say to you, I don't know.
We came in.
No, no.
Answer me.
Well, I'll tell you.
And you can bring in Joe.
These people came in and told us what to do.
We didn't want this.
I never wanted this.
Do you think, Marla, seriously?
And my favorite part, because this to me, I think people have a hard time understanding this.
I really do.
I think when you tell people this, they sort of, you know, well, whatever.
I don't think for a moment that she had any kind of a penchant, any kind of predilection or predisposition for allowing in and welcoming, you know, multi-gender degeneracy and lunacy.
I don't think for a moment.
I really don't.
I don't think she, I don't think that's one of her things.
George Lenn says, numerous NGOs responsible for these episodes.
But what is the purpose behind this?
I think she would say, look, we don't know.
We, honest to God, don't know.
What do they want?
What would an NGO want?
These people live here.
The people with the NGOs live in our country, right?
Don't they?
Yes, they do.
Tell me, what do they want?
What's the purpose?
Well, the reason why we want to flood, it's one thing to bring in voters.
You know, okay, fine.
But when you flood the country with homicidal maniacs and criminals, what's the reason for that?
Nobody can answer.
Nobody can answer.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dennis Kearney says, Exploding poop in China.
Joe Biden crapping his pants.
What a poo story.
LOL.
Great show.
Thank you.
And I think there is something to be said for that.
There is something about that story that, you know, hitting the fan.
But you're not able to answer my question.
Nobody is.
What do you think?
What is the purpose?
Hey, I'm a part of an NGO.
Well, our goal is to destroy the United States.
Freedom, our good friend, says, so did the laughing woman ever show up anywhere along the borders where the illegals work in every day?
But I saw Trump all over our country every day speaking facts and his policies every day on live TV.
Honey, did you see her or she was just walking around?
Three second clip of her walking along the wall and that's crazy because that's Trump's wall.
Do you think they're actually saying don't vote for me?
Don't vote for me.
I'm throwing this.
I'm doing everything in my power.
I'm saying the word holistic incorrectly every five seconds.
I'm going crazy.
Linda Haslund says this is frightening.
No, Linda, this is beyond.
This is terrifying.
This is mind-numbing, breathtaking.
What is the purpose behind this?
I'm not kidding you.
Nobody can answer me.
Well, they want to destroy.
Why do they want to destroy?
Is it the same people that are trying to destroy other countries in Europe as well?
What is the purpose of so many people trying to infuse?
It's one thing to sit there and say, you know what?
We want more tourism.
Let me tell you something, my friends.
I will tell you.
Mrs. Elwin and I will tell you.
We are beneficiaries of living in one of the best places, Because of the multiplicity and heterogeneity of everyone.
Would you like to go?
Do you like food?
We will take you to the beautiful Astoria in Queens.
Some of the most incredible Greek food you've ever seen.
Do you like Middle Eastern food?
I know where to go there.
On the way to the...
To the...
*sniff* *sniff* *sniff*
What's that great place we go on the way to what?
Kennedy Airport?
Where all those...
Is that the Midtown?
Not the Midtown.
What do you call it?
The BQE or whatever it is?
No, no.
Coming out of the Midtown tunnel.
What is that called?
What is that called?
You know, we drive.
They have all these places on the right.
They have all these shawarma places.
Yeah.
Yeah, but what's the name of that main drag?
It's driving me crazy.
Yeah, LA, okay.
If you want to go to, you like Russian food and Latvia, you like Ukrainian food, I'll take you to Little Odessa in Brooklyn, Brighton Beach.
Great Italian food?
Oh!
Arthur Avenue.
Forget the little name.
Arthur Avenue.
And Odessa, I love that.
I will take...
Chilean food, Peruvian food, Indian food, Japanese, Chinese.
Want to go to Little Korea 24 hours a day?
God bless these people.
They come here, they make this place great.
The smells, the hard work, you have no idea.
Walking outside, walking down the hall, I hear people, they speak, they're from Spain.
I hear real Spanish.
So I've got no problem at all with people from other countries.
None at all.
Welcome.
Are you lined up?
They're doing their thing?
Sure, that's terrific.
We're right now working with a woman who is, I'll just go into detail, who is trying to go through the hoops.
It's the biggest pain in the ass you've ever seen.
And this woman and her family would, any community, believe me, would want them.
But they're doing it the right way.
It's how one will.
So I just want you to know right off the bat, I'm not one of these people who says, oh, we don't, this is American.
No, not at all.
George Lenz says, Little Korea is on the way to the cutting room.
Yes, it is!
You are right down the street.
That is correct.
Absolutely.
My favorite place, Wonjo.
24 hours, unbelievable.
That's all I gotta say.
Now, here's the story.
Why?
What is happening?
Who is responsible for this?
What is going on here?
How is it that so many degenerate and we have we have one person that we know that we just completely cut all ties with and she lives in New York and I'm saying what are you forget Trump how are you actually Allowing this.
Well, it doesn't matter.
No, it does matter.
Again, it's not people from other countries.
It's criminal types.
What do they need to hear?
It's ICE.
It's their ICE.
It's Biden's ICE.
What happened to this place?
What happened?
Think about this.
Think about somebody you love.
Think about your grandmother, grandfather.
You've got normally grandparents always have a pawpaw.
You know, you've got some name or something like that.
And pawpaw or Bebo or whatever comes back and somehow says, well, what did I miss?
We're not going to believe this.
You know, when you fought in World War II, you know, well, look at this.
I don't understand what the hell this is.
What is it?
These people, they're dumping off criminals here.
In 1980, right around 80, I just graduated from...
College at the time, and I was working for a U.S. senator at the time.
It was during the Mariel Boatlift.
Mariel.
Mariel Harbor.
Mariel.
Marielito was the name of these, the Scarface types.
You know, like the, you know, which is the worst?
Why don't you talk to me?
He's doing a Mexican Cheech Marine.
It's not Cuban.
It's the worst accent ever.
Anyway.
So at the time, I was very involved in this.
And what Castro did was he made a deal.
He said, I will let you pick up your family members.
And all these people from Tampa, Miami, took these boats.
And they brought cash.
I mean, they went and they liquidated bank accounts.
And they had people with guns and satchels, hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash to get their Loved ones back.
Because Castro said, I'm letting you come into Marielle Harbor.
It comes into Marielle.
And there was a gunboat and these ships would come in and they would wait.
And then they said, we're getting your people.
Give us the name.
Give us the name of your family.
Okay, we're going to get them.
You stay right there.
And there was no way for you to call your family member to let them know you're coming.
They just...
But what they would do is they would go through your money.
Oh, do you want a bar of soap?
It's $100.
Oh, you want a bottle of rum?
It's $500.
And they just milked them.
So finally, after whatever period of time, Castro says, okay, give us the name of your family member.
And all of a sudden, buses came in, school buses, and all these degenerates were getting off and coming on board.
And they're saying, who's this guy?
This isn't Tio Juancito or something.
No.
He may be on some other...
We don't have time to apportion.
All right, Fernandez over here.
So he's probably on the other boat, but turn around and get out.
And they're surrounded by gunboats with machine guns.
Okay, so we have to leave.
These people that I knew actually had this guy, they had to wrap him in anchor chain.
He was out of his mind.
Imagine somebody...
In a Cuban insane asylum.
No medication.
No drugs.
I mean, just the worst of the worst.
They brought them back.
And they were degenerates.
These were the Mariel.
Marielitos.
They were nothing compared to this.
The Miami also had Little Haiti.
The Chrome Avenue detention where the Haitians came.
This was big.
They turned out to be pretty wild.
But nothing like this.
When the Cubans came from, I mean, they were really, they were, for the most part, not bad people.
That's not what we're talking here.
I had a friend of mine who passed away.
He used to work in restaurants.
They told me, he says, here in New York, he said he never knew anything.
He never knew anything until he worked in a restaurant.
He said he never knew.
And the people who come to the back door, the people who come to the dishwashers, they will do anything.
And they are so poor.
They're from countries where...
And they all sleep.
He told me one time...
Chinese are a little bit different.
But in Flushing, in his apartment complex, they had in front of the Chinese...
In front of the...
Apartment door.
There may be 20 pairs of shoes, slippers.
You can't believe it.
But they're working.
And he said that when you meet these people, first of all, you don't understand poverty like you see with these people.
Anything you wanted to buy, up to and including children, girls, family members, sisters, anything.
Anything.
It wasn't a matter of morality.
The mindset was they were born into this squalor and they had names of people.
They had the name of, you know, like a girl, you know, Maria.
She's no birth certificate.
You know who she is.
They're just here.
And they're very distrustful of the government.
So they don't run to hospitals.
They have a baby here and that's it.
So if you want to purchase people, if you want to purchase children or girls, no problem.
And it's not because they are per se immoral, but it's because of the fact that they know poverty, such abject poverty, the likes of which you cannot even imagine.
And then there are people who also come here who know a crime level that we don't...
I told you, there's a great...
There's a fellow on YouTube.
His name is Hootie.
I think it's Anthony Russo.
He does a show called Hootie's Social of a Club.
He's a mob guy.
Turned his life around.
Did prison time.
Very eloquent.
Very, very eloquent.
And I like his style.
And he was telling a story.
He said, you know, when he was in the business, he thought, I'm going to go to Mexico and I'm going to buy dope.
I'm going to buy marijuana or whatever it was myself.
I'm going to cut out the middleman.
Now, this is a guy from Ozone Park, as tough as you can get.
Grew up with the toughest mob guys in America.
And he went to Mexico.
And they said, they will Use your organs for spare parts.
Get out of here.
The point, the point that I'm saying is that you have never seen anything like this.
And let me tell you something.
Nelson A. knows.
Nelson says, have a great weekend, Uncle Lenny and Mrs. L. My parents came from Cuba via sponsorship.
It's such a beautiful island.
Cubans are another...
I can tell you so much about them.
I can tell you so much about them.
Greatest people in the world.
And such patriots.
But I want you to understand something.
There are people, and I hate to say it, but there are people from different parts of the world.
Did you see this?
The president, I believe, of Haiti.
Did you see this at the UN?
This will shock you more than anything else.
This is the president of Haiti.
He's in New York.
And he found the notion of the pitcher of water to be confounding.
Watch this.
at your own peril.
Respect for its dignity.
Respect for its dignity.
One more time, ladies and gentlemen.
This is the president.
This is the highest level of panache.
Respect for its dignity.
That's all I'm going to tell you.
One more time.
The horror.
The horror of this man.
I don't even know what to tell you.
That to me shocks me more than anything.
This poor man, did somebody say, what are you doing?
Did you ever go someplace and somebody brings the finger bowl?
Did you ever see sometimes, like, they used to have at the, like a Chinese restaurant, like a finger bowl.
You know, where you put your fingers in the water and somebody will try to drink it.
You know, you want to say, hey.
So what's it going to be, my friends?
What's it going to be?
What's it going to be?
Is Kamala going to make it?
Why does she bother with this?
Why is she even pretending to care about the border?
Does this make any sense to you?
Seriously, does this make any sense to you?
Does any of this make any sense to you?
I don't know.
I'm going to say this.
I cannot imagine If Donald Trump does not win, I'm telling you, I can't understand it.
I can't...
It's like if one day the sun just doesn't come up anymore, it's like, that's it.
Or the sun doesn't go down anymore.
Or all of a sudden rain comes from the bottom up.
I don't know how to deal with this.
I don't know how to deal with this.
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Let me tell you a great story about Cuba.
I had a friend of mine who would go...
If this guy is not a spook, he's a law school buddy of mine.
He used to go to Cuba when nobody could go.
I said, how do you do this?
I don't know.
Okay.
Well, anyway, he went and he would show me he was one of the first people to have a videotape.
Video.
A big, big...
Don't ask me how he did it, but he would do it.
So he went there and he said, if you want to be, if you're a young man and you're looking to have your way with any island vixen, anybody, if you want to be the biggest thing anybody's ever seen, there's a store they had where only special people can go, emissaries and envoys and whatever.
And if you walk into a family and said, I got a three-speed fan here, have the pick.
I hate to be this crew.
Women will throw themselves at you.
For a fan?
Oh, that's it.
You're it.
He thought it was an exaggeration.
It was a fan.
Like, I got a woo-zoo here, which is the best.
I love this thing.
It's just perfect.
But one of these?
Forget it.
So he went there.
And he has this 19-year-old, 18, 19, his kind of cousin that he's never met before.
And he's showing me this.
I got this video.
There's no screens.
It's wild.
This is in the middle of...
These are like, like, wahiros, you know.
Anyway.
So, he's in there and he's talking in Spanish.
And he says...
He goes to the toilet.
Because he wanted to show the way they lived so he could show his mother.
So he goes to the bathroom and he says, where's the toilet seat?
To this kid.
In Spanish, he's saying this.
And the kid says, what are you talking about?
And he's filming this.
And the kid says, what do you mean?
He goes, the toilet seat.
And he just had the toilet without it.
And he says, you see these two holes here?
This is where the toilet seat goes.
You know, with a lid.
And he's going like this.
This kid doesn't know what he's talking about.
I don't think he's ever seen one.
He's going like this, okay, what does this mean?
He says, you know, the lid.
Kid doesn't know what he's talking about.
So, my friend goes to the store where the fans are, and he buys, and he comes, he goes, look what I've got.
He goes, it's a toilet seat.
And it's a different color, but the two bolts work perfectly.
He puts it on, he goes, here, knock yourself out.
So they're all sitting on it.
They're lifting up the lid, and they're sitting, he says, oh my god.
And he realizes, oh my god.
I've been squatting like an animal.
He's got thighs like Jean-Claude Keeley.
Anyway, the guy's upset.
He says, I'm an animal.
I go, no, you're not an animal.
No, I feel so stupid.
And I'm watching this.
Okay.
At that time, this kid loved Marvin Gaye.
This was years ago.
Don't ask me why.
He loved Marvin Gaye.
Marvin Gaye.
He had a Marvin Gaye t-shirt.
He didn't know anything about the Beatles.
For some reason, Marvin Gaye was it!
Marvin Gaye.
Marvin Gaye, as you know, Marvin Gaye is so sad who is 44 years old before the father got him.
But anyway, so my friend is there and he says, look!
And he went and they're filming him and he has a picture of Oh, Freedom says, Me and wife have mics, king bed and sheets, and pillows.
I'm retired oil field man and commercial truck driver.
Best sleep line ever in my life.
American maintenance stands for Trump 110%.
Freedom, you could not have said it better myself, my friend.
Thank you for that.
You hear that?
You hear that?
Thank you, sir.
Well, anyway, so going back to the ring, oops, pardon me.
So as he's looking for this stuff and he's showing him the whatever, he says, by the way, look what I got you.
And they're showing him this.
He goes, look, he got a bag of something like Sam Goodies or whatever it was.
He says, look, here's an album.
Marvin Gaye is, oh my God.
The guy's crying, Marvin Gaye goes, Here's a Marvin Gaye t-shirt.
You know what's going on?
Oh my god!
He goes, oh wait, wait.
And then we got this.
And there's a poster.
Even got him a CD.
And he says, what's this?
He goes, well one day you're going to have a CD.
He got him a CD of Marvin Gaye.
And he's looking and he goes, what is this?
It's this disc.
This is sad.
I mean, it's like primitive.
But he's showing them.
He goes, he was the only one in part of the island.
And they're showing this thing.
Marvin Gaye t-shirts and Marvin Gaye posters and Marvin Gaye this and Marvin Gaye this.
And his friend, the kid's like this.
And he's like, thank you.
Thank you, Marvin Gaye.
So help me God.
As he goes, oh, by the way, I don't know if you knew this or not.
And he goes, what?
He goes, Marvin Gaye's dead.
He said, what?
Dead?
Yeah, his father killed.
He goes, dead!
He went from the heights of happiness.
His whole world crashed.
He'd been squatting like an animal in the toilet.
Marvin Gaye's dead.
I mean, this poor kid, he's just...
I told him, I said, why didn't you break it to him a little easier?
Okay, listen to this story.
There's an animal called a hutia.
And a hutia is this weird, look at it, J-U-T-I-A, hutia, or H-U-T-I-A.
It's like a hutia.
It's a J-U-T-I-A or hutia.
It's a large kiwi-like rodent that inhabit the Caribbean islands.
They're restricted to Cuba.
They're known to the Greater Antilles.
And it's...
Anyway, it looks like a big rat.
Like a big rat.
It's called a hutia.
Not a hutia.
It's like a Jew.
You gotta be careful when you say it, but it's a hutia.
So, listen to this.
This is the video.
You gotta understand this.
Scene number one, hutia, is in the...
How do I say this?
He's in the cage and my friend is feeding him lettuce or whatever it was.
Okay.
Next scene, they're eating something.
Eggs with some kind of meat or something.
And he's eating.
Third scene, the cage is empty.
It's the hutia.
It was perfect.
You couldn't write this better.
So my friend says, I want to take this back.
I don't want to take this back home.
This hutia.
This wonderful thing.
Linda says, I'm not a fan of Adams, but I think that got him because of his complaint about the illegals.
Part of it, part of it, I think that certainly was a great motivator for sure.
And if you watch, by the way, on Lionel Legal, I explain how he is probably looking at acquittal, if not a hung jury for a lot of the charges.
All right.
So thank you, by the way.
So my friend says, I want to take this hutia back.
And I want to, because he's a lawyer, and he says, maybe my clients will recognize it.
We don't have it in Miami, so I'm going to take it.
And he had to get special permission.
He comes back with this thing packed in ice.
This dead, you know, took the gutted it out.
This dead, whatever this thing is, this rodent.
Anyway, he got it.
Somehow he got this to Miami.
I swear to God, I think he's a spook.
I think he's with the CIA.
I don't know how.
Anyway.
So he brings this to a taxidermist in Miami.
And the taxidermists all say like, oh, I know everything.
And obviously you want to have, you want to know something about the way the animal is in real life.
What its behavior is like.
What its demeanor is like.
So my friend says, you know what this is, right?
He says, of course I know what it is.
He doesn't know what it is.
It's like this big rat.
So he said, of course I can tear it.
It's a taxidermist.
So he goes to pick it up and he gets it and it's like this.
Baring its teeth and its claws, he goes, what is this?
He goes, no, it's docile.
What is this?
What is...
He's like, imagine a squirrel or a rabbit, something that's very docile, but this guy made it look like a rabbit or something.
So he had it on his desk, and all of his Cuban clients said, you know, this looks like a hutia, but I don't think it was none of that.
He goes, it is.
Why was it like that?
It's a long story.
The worst story of them all.
My friend's family, they bring the abuelo.
The grandfather back to Miami.
This guy has never been out of the country.
Never been out of Cuba, ever.
There was a story he told one time.
This got me.
They had no oil.
They had no oil for cooking.
And the story goes, and I don't know if this is true or not.
Bear with me.
But the story is that there was a person in a hospital who would take fat from cadavers.
Anyway, this is how bad it was.
Bad.
If they found out that you were hoarding papas or yucca or something, they'd kill you.
There's a firing squad.
So food to this guy was just, he couldn't believe it.
This was bad.
So he comes straight from the airport.
He's in Miami.
And they said, this poor guy who has had to, he had to hide like potatoes, papa and yucca and all this.
Hide it!
Just for extra start, in any event.
So they show up, and I think it was a place called Albertsons.
It's not even a Costco, but it's a big supermarket in Mayan, Florida.
And they walked in.
They didn't think anything of it.
They walk in with this guy, and he looks around.
This is straight from the airport.
There's no flight.
By God, it's like 10 minutes from Cuba.
But he gets off, and he walks into this Albertsons.
It's the biggest story he's ever seen.
He starts like grabbing his chest.
Now they're not noticing him because they're just going with a list.
And he's just kind of walking about.
He's never seen this before.
He went to the meat section.
He couldn't believe it.
He's like clutching his chest.
I don't know how old he was.
He was a grandfather.
And he's seen row upon row.
Endless.
Roasted chicken and pork.
You can't believe it.
Vegetables.
But the thing that got him, the one that just wiped him out, where he collapsed, crying, he had to leave, he was hyperventilating, they thought he wasn't going to make it, was the cookie roll.
Cookies.
Pepperidge Farm, this and that, vanilla wafers.
He couldn't, he never...
That killed him.
He said, so anyway, so they get him in the car.
He's crying.
They kind of calm him down.
He kind of comes through and he says, you're so lucky to live in a city that has the store.
The little granddaughter says, no, abuelo, that's just one.
Look, there's another one.
And he went through it all over again.
We have no sense of how lucky we are.
We have no sense.
And even though these people are wonderful and they come here, there are some of these folks who live in a world of lawlessness and it's nothing we've ever seen.
You think Crips and Bloods?
No.
No.
This is...
And there were a lot of folks too, especially during the 80s, in particular when the cocaine, during criminal law...
A lot of the cocaine folks, you know, the cowboys out of Miami, I mean, these people were scary.
I mean, really scary.
Great clients, but scary.
Freedom says, you are a classic Lionel, a mix of Mark Levin with the comic relief and the strength of George Carlin all in one.
It's beautiful poetry.
Thank you, my friend.
I appreciate that.
By the way, Mark Levin is a sweetheart.
Don't ever let anybody fool you.
I know he yells and screams, but he's a...
One of the nicest people.
What I'm trying to tell you, perhaps circuitously, is that these people are dangerous.
You don't want them here.
You don't want them here.
And I don't mean foreigners, but I mean some people who are like Tren de Aragua.
Oh my God.
They make MS-13 look like the Junior League.
Okay?
This is another story.
And we've got these folks who are here, and as you know, when people travel in packs, they lose any sense of humanity, and they can, out of nowhere, become vicious.
We've got to put an end to this.
We're not kidding around here.
We're not kidding around.
I mean, we're a wonderful country, and bring us your tire and your...
Emma Lazarus and all that year yearning to be free and all that other nonsense to a point.
In any event.
My friends, I want to thank you.
I want to thank you.
I want to make sure you follow Mrs. L at Lynn's Warriors.
Do what I say.
She has an interview with a young lady.
Huh?
It'll be live in three minutes.
It is in...
Wait till you hear this young lady's story.
You can't believe it.
It's just, you cannot believe it.
And the Diddy stuff is so...
Also, online illegal, I have a story.
The one who really scares me the most, Bieber.
Remember, hurt people hurt people.
And when Diddy and others exhibit this kind of behavior...
They themselves.
You don't wake up one day and say, hey, I'm going to enjoy this particular version of inhumanity.
No.
It's something that has taught you and something that conditions you.
All right, dear friends.
I love you madly.
Miss you so badly.
Freedom, thank you.
Linda Hazlitt.
Thank you.
Nelson A. George Lenz.
Thank you, dear, dear friends.
Freedom, you are tremendous.
Dennis Kearney, by the way, or Carney, or Kearney.
Thank you.
You've been wonderful.
I want you to have a great and a glorious and a wonderful day.
Please pray.
I don't pray.
So I need you to help pray.
Please.
Donald Trump has to win.
I don't even think I have to tell you.
I probably will walk out into the street with my mouth open.
Just walking out.
I can't imagine.
There's something wrong.
There's something wrong.
It would be like, again, if gravity were reversed or something.
I can't see that.
I can't see it happening.
I don't know.
I'm not here to make fun of her.
She's stupid.
I don't know what she is.
I don't know who these people are.
I don't know what their mission is.
But it appears, by all appearances, to destroy our constitutional republic.
And we're not going to let that happen.
All right, dear friends, have a great and glorious day.
See you tomorrow morning at 8 a.m.
And until then, remember these final words.
The monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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