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Sept. 23, 2024 - Lionel Nation
01:15:52
Que Mala Is About to Be Crushed By the MAGA Tsunami
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One of the hardest things that people have, a lot of folks, especially people who are interested in seeing things work out, is to figure out...
How do I handle all of the information that's being given to me?
How do I do that?
Are we winning?
Are we losing?
The best news is, are we winning?
Yes!
Start off with that news.
Yes!
Is there any reason to turn back?
No!
Is there anything guaranteed?
No!
Are we winning?
Yes!
Now, I'm not saying that to be nice.
I'm not saying that to say, Hey team!
We're doing great.
We're winning this.
Do you see the way things are changing?
Now, what I want to do, in addition to all of the foregoing, in addition to this, a little bright there, is to tell you what I would do differently, what the president also has to do, and to point out things that you may not be noticing.
I'm going to say this again.
You figure the level of concentration you want on this.
If you want just kind of, you know, headlines, that's fine.
That's great.
No problem.
A lot of people are busy.
They have no time to work.
Others say, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to go deeper.
What's really going on?
What's the inside poop?
And how are we...
Thank you, Johnny, for checking out.
I know how now I think to check the...
Audio, which is fine.
After how many years?
But anyway, we'll get to that.
A lot to talk about.
The Tucker movement.
Vance on the run.
They're coming after Newsom.
I've got one coming up tonight we're going to talk about.
Is Diddy going to be the October surprise?
I always have...
My friends don't realize this.
But I use them as samples.
I try to figure out how clueless are people.
They live in a world where Fox News and Newsmax...
Here's one for you.
The Newsmax lawsuit, I think, Spartmanic or whatever is coming up for trial or whatever it is.
Do you know what was it, honey?
Every night, the average viewership of Newsmax.
250,000 primetime.
There are teenage girls unboxing curling irons on YouTube getting bigger numbers than that.
It's dead!
It's not about them.
There's a new modality of information.
There are new ways to see what's going on.
Did you watch or did you hear about...
The Tucker Carlson, J.D. Vance, I think it was Hershey, Pennsylvania.
Do you know what that is?
And when I talk about it, they go, I love Tucker.
I go, no, no, no, that's not what I'm talking about.
Do you know what that means?
Do you know why that's important?
Do you know why that's critical?
Do you see what's happening here?
Can you grasp this?
Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to sit back.
Get ready.
I've got a lot to tell you about.
And I want you...
To always say, you know what?
I learned something new.
I didn't know about that.
I always want you to say, I learned something new.
I thought about something new.
I understood.
I get it.
I understand what's happening.
That's what I want.
All right, my friends.
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Okay, let me explain a couple of things to you, which is always great.
First of all, our good friend, Old Buddha Buddha.
Bless your heart.
Thank you, my friend.
Welcome.
Good morning.
Happy Sunday to you.
This is a movement that is happening at such a speed that it's almost unable to be detected by a lot of folks.
For reasons that are important.
There's a lot of data coming at you.
And you are being absolutely horn-swoggled, side-winded.
What does that mean?
Side-winders are snakes.
But anyway, you are being fed a load of shiza that the Kemala movement is moving and that she's, they're neck and neck in there.
Do not believe in announcements of polls.
Promise me.
Raise your right hand.
Raise your right hand.
And swear, you are not going to listen.
I have a...
One of these digital scales.
Remember the old days when you have a bathroom scale and it was like covered in like soap or powder or hairspray?
You could barely, you couldn't even see it.
It was analog.
Remember that?
It was this thing you stepped on and it went back and forth.
There was a run and you go, what is this thing?
What is this thing?
Well, now it's, you know, 148.3, and oh my god!
And it gives you all kinds of body mass index and percentage of water.
If you step on it barefoot, it does all this stuff.
Bone weight, muscle mass.
One is bone something?
Okay.
What if you went to your doctor and he asked you, What's your weight?
And you said, I don't have a weight, but I have a body, excuse me, a body water composition figure.
He said, what?
The percentage of water, body water?
He said, what does that mean?
That doesn't mean anything.
No, no, you understand.
The body, no, I know what you said.
How much do you weigh?
I don't know how much I weigh, but I weigh this.
These are metrics.
These are numbers.
Let me ask you a question.
Stick with the subject.
When you want to weigh yourself, do you leave your shoes on?
No.
Well, why don't you just factor your shoes on all the time?
Why don't you factor your shoes?
Okay, you take them off, right?
Okay, good.
Do you weigh yourself in the morning?
If you do, you don't have to.
Do you weigh yourself in the morning?
Do you weigh yourself nude?
Are we clothing on?
Do you weigh yourself after a meal?
Do you weigh yourself every other day?
I just gave you the figure weight.
I just told you about weight, and I gave you 10 different parameters, with clothes on, without, with shoes on, without, after a meal, after not, in the morning and the afternoon.
It's your weight, but your weight fluctuates, and it's off, and this and that, and you can give the wrong body mass, and what the hell does that mean?
That's the same with poles.
I want you just to forget the poles.
They're trying to give you the idea.
That she is killing.
She is crushing Trump in polls.
And I'm telling you, she's not.
She is not.
The polls that you hear are, if anything, telling people, stay home.
Don't worry about this.
Don't worry.
Stay home.
We've got a great way.
She's got it.
Okay?
So promise me.
What was it?
The Wisconsin poll that showed Trump was, what, 17 points behind me?
They don't mean anything.
I don't know what they're talking about.
Because they're putting the polls out as a means of creating news.
So promise me.
Promise me.
Promise me.
Let them say.
In fact, you tell people, oh, she's kicking his butt.
I'm telling you.
By the way, you probably don't want to vote, right?
Yeah.
I mean, don't even bother voting.
You stay home.
You're like, oh, she's got it.
She's got it there.
Don't even worry about voting.
You know, if I were you, I'd just stay home.
That's what's going to happen.
You think I'm kidding?
You think I'm kidding?
That's exactly what's going to happen.
That is precisely what's going to happen.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
Hey, she got the Teamster endorsement.
So what?
The only endorsement I care about is the postal workers.
Oh!
The people who handle the mail?
That means something.
Okay.
Let me tell you a couple of things.
Get ready here.
In no particular order.
I saw this yesterday and I kind of liked it.
And this was...
Mrs. Ellen and I were watching an old Reagan...
A Reagan...
Documentary or something.
Reagan did this very move when he was running for president.
When Kamala Harris took office, we're short of $1.50 a dozen.
Now listen to this.
I know this.
Check out the woman in the back on the right.
See, first, this is a couple of things.
Let me just say something right off the bat.
I'm sorry.
Next time you do this, this is C-SPAN.
I'm not sure if Vance did this.
Mic him up.
Please mic him up.
They have these little roadie mics.
Have you seen these?
They're so great, these clip-on mics.
Oh, in the old days we had cords.
Oh, these little roadies.
Mic yourself up next time.
And if you're going to do a video, just get somebody who knows what they're doing.
That's all.
But just please, wear a mic.
And if you're going to be doing any kind of things at home, get a mic.
Get a USB mic.
Mic yourself up.
All right, I'm sorry.
Now a dozen eggs will cost you around $4 thanks to Kamala Harris' inflationary policies.
Pennsylvania actually has seen some of the worst grocery price increases of the entire nation.
And again, it's because she cast a deciding vote on the Inflation Explosion Act.
I think we want Pennsylvania...
Hey, stop right there.
No, no, that's not why.
That's not why.
Do you hear what he said?
Do you hear what he said?
Listen to what he said.
This is not the answer.
Wrong.
And again, it's because she cast the deciding vote on the Inflation Explosion Act.
It is not because she cast the deciding vote.
That's not why eggs are forward.
That's not it.
I understand what he's trying to say, but remember who you're talking to.
You're talking to the jury.
They don't understand what that means.
I think we want Pennsylvanians to be able to afford groceries.
We want our young families to be able to buy food at a reasonable price at the grocery store.
And the only way to do that is to get back to common sense economic policies and fire Kamala Harris.
Now see, this is great.
Thank you very much.
I know you like this.
But if I'm somebody who says, okay, I'll give you a chance.
I want to hear, tell me why.
I don't know what you just said.
She cast a deciding vote and what's going to happen?
Stop doing this!
This is a person who's presided over a thousand dollar increase in monthly expenses.
Just to afford the same life you could have afforded three and a half years ago, it costs you over a thousand dollars a month here in Pennsylvania.
We can do so much better.
We certainly will.
And as the father of a couple of kids who eat a whole lot, we certainly need to do better for the next generation.
God bless you guys.
Okay, let me ask you something.
Quick question.
Do you understand what Kamala Harris did?
Yes or no?
You're smart.
You're smart.
Do you understand what Kamala Harris did?
Please answer me a question.
Answer me this because I love you and you're the best focus group there is in the business.
You are the best.
And I know, listen, we all love Trump.
Yay!
Okay, we know that.
Did you understand this?
Rewell says no.
Did he explain to you?
I'm supposed to do what?
Why did he?
Do you understand this?
Do you understand?
Why she did this?
Now, I love this.
In this image says 100%.
100% what?
What does that mean?
You understand 100%?
100%.
She did nothing.
This is the most important.
You have...
I understand she authorized pumping in trillions of dollars in the economy to cause inflation.
Excuse me, hockey gramps.
Watching that video, do you understand what happened?
Not what you know in the background.
Oh, I understand this.
Did you ever hear the great story about the Harvard egg study?
I don't want to talk about that.
You don't know what I know.
Do you understand this?
This is good right now.
The front porch conservative says, no, Vance doesn't explain how Harris' vote caused its place.
And yes, yes, yes, you're correct about that.
This is the part, this is the most important.
It's the green energy bill.
No.
Again, you're not answering the question.
And listen, I appreciate this.
Question is, if you watched that, would you have produced that spot?
Would you have said, yeah, put it up?
Do you understand?
Can you sit there?
If I'm going to sit there and say, do me a favor.
Come here.
You're smart.
I'm going to give you $1,000.
Here's a pen.
Write down inflation.
Write down how eggs went from...
I like it.
It's egg or egg.
Pillow, pillow.
We always have these different ways depending upon...
I like people who say picture versus picture.
In any event, here's a pen.
Write it down.
Do you understand inflation?
I like this.
Somebody says, printing money steals from each of us.
Good.
Explain.
Why are they printing money?
Who's printing money?
What does that mean?
Explain that to the jury.
You've got the jury.
We're printing money.
Why are you printing money?
That's a good question.
The answer is no.
No.
Dennis says, Lisa, I live in Europe.
By the way, my name's not Lisa.
My name is Julie.
I think Jesse Coulter said it best.
I'm kidding, of course.
Lisa, I used to live in the USA, and when I came here to visit, food prices were much higher.
Now it has totally reversed.
Yes.
Same food.
Food's still there.
Thank you.
Here's something.
Ask a question.
Let me a better way.
Let me see if I can rephrase it.
If you don't know a question, find out what you don't know.
For example, here are eggs.
Do we stop producing chickens?
No.
Are they rare or scarcer?
No.
Why is this more?
What happened?
What happened?
Here's the thing about this.
If egg prices went down, Kamala Harris would be saying, hey, egg prices went down!
But now that they've almost doubled, she's not saying a word.
Why do you think that is?
People will never take blame for something they cost.
This is the most important thing.
I like this one.
I'm not teaching anyone.
I don't know what that means.
I love some of your...
I could just put A show on the best of your...
Because if you notice, if you ever watch YouTube, a lot of people, they never acknowledge anything anybody's saying.
I was watching today.
Three, four, five.
I just happened to be watching.
And they never one time said, thanks, Dave.
Some people gave money.
Nothing.
They don't say anything.
They don't even look at them.
They don't even acknowledge you.
I acknowledge you.
I acknowledge you.
I at least say, you know, women, look at this.
No, not the egg-smoking study again.
I like Hot Pocket.
See, that's it?
Because you'll listen.
I love you for that.
You said, tell it to the jury.
Take a class.
I don't know what that means.
Take a class.
Tell it to the jury.
Take a class.
Again, I don't know what it means.
I think a lot of times we don't communicate anything.
Have you ever gotten emails from people and you say, what does this mean?
The other day we were supposed to have lunch with somebody.
And the person said, by the way, best piece of advice, have one of these things.
All the crap that falls on keyboard.
This is one of the best things.
Anyway.
The other day we were having lunch with somebody.
Call me when you get in.
Call me when you get in.
I'll meet you here or here.
You decide.
Great.
No.
I said, come.
No.
Wait a minute.
Did you get?
Wait a minute.
Do people read?
Do people read?
If you're writing something, and I'm just curious, if you're doing a live feed, why do people say no?
No what?
I'm just saying.
You can say whatever you want.
But I read what you're saying.
This is the most important.
The chickens have come home to roost.
Or roast.
I don't know what that means.
Okay, fine.
Look at this.
Look behind you.
Those are books.
Vance isn't talking to people with libraries in their den.
They already knew.
They already know.
No, they don't.
Do you think people understand?
And this is good.
I appreciate this.
Do you think people understand what inflation means?
Do you really?
Gene Crane says it's because transportation costs double because all the production was shut down.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
But here's the thing.
You can't just say, This is going up and this is going down.
Crime is going up.
Well, why?
Make me a little smarter.
Teach me something.
And if you're going to do something, why are you only spending 30 seconds?
That's all.
Gracie loves George.
Biden destroyed energy independence, causing inflation.
Well, one could say maybe, maybe, sort of, yeah.
I think they're interconnected.
The point that I'm saying is this.
And I know we all have books behind this, and I appreciate this.
But I'm trying to win an election.
I like this.
I'm not teaching anyone.
Damn it.
Leave me alone.
I'm not teaching anyone.
Just shut up.
Leave me alone.
Either you know it or you don't.
I like that.
Thank you.
You're going to be on my team.
And I'm going to put you in a corner and say, listen to him.
You see that?
Yeah.
Don't be like that.
I'm going to have you on a minute.
Thank you for this.
I'm going to say, hear what he says?
Yeah, don't be like that.
Whatever he says, you do the opposite.
Keep up the good work.
Because remember, I want to persuade.
I don't want to explain.
I want to explain.
I want to explain and persuade.
And have people say, oh yes, I understand the feeling of this.
Yes!
There's no takeaway from this.
I'm not angry about anything.
You haven't inspired.
You haven't done anything.
This is my favorite Johnny Ball game.
Too much fear.
What does that mean?
I have no idea.
I can't.
If you can't, look at this.
I love this one.
If you can't read a light bill, you're a dope.
There you go.
That's the spirit.
You all are stupid.
And I'm not going to teach you anything.
You're on my team.
Remember, you're in that room.
Nobody listen to him.
He says, go the opposite.
I like that, though.
I like your stuff.
I like your spirit.
Let me see this.
Okay, yes.
Now, here's some other ones, too, which are terrific.
People don't know, when it comes to politics, how to be brutal, ruthless.
I don't understand this.
The guy that I'm hoping for, More than anything, and he was an absolute do-in until the double, double, double cross.
Gavin Newsom.
Gavin Newsom.
This is the most important.
Look at this.
I don't know if he likes me or not.
I love you.
If you're talking about me.
Again, I don't know what you're saying.
Is it me?
Is it you?
Who are you talking about?
Don't know.
But we love you, because you keep thinking, you make us say, huh, I like that.
Huh.
Now, a while back, there was a story, and you may have forgotten this, but the internecine battles are even more important.
And these are so critical.
And I said a couple of things.
One, Bobby Kennedy and this Nootsie.
See, let me go back a little bit.
Let me see.
It's kind of like reading an electric bill.
Who reads an electric bill?
Anyway, I want to know the dirt.
What's going on?
Do you remember Monica Lewinsky and the blue dress?
It changed everything.
The blue dress.
The stain on the dress.
What difference does it make?
I heard people say this.
What difference does it make?
Give me something.
Remember what I told you.
I want to be on the Trump team.
Theoretically.
I mean, theoretically.
But I want to be in the...
Back room in a corner.
I don't want to be out in the front.
I don't want people to know who I am.
And I always want to be in charge of the dirt.
And understand something.
Be very careful.
Bobby Kennedy, infidelity, Cheryl Hines, the wife.
This one.
Now, what does that mean?
Believe me when I tell you this.
There are already and have been all over the story.
Agents for the Democrats.
Working.
The dirt types.
Remember that guy Pelicano?
They used to have these really dirty...
Anthony Pelicano.
They were the...
They're already working on this.
See if you can follow me on this one.
Bobby Kennedy, Nutsi, Cheryl Hines.
What's going on with that?
She's a Dem.
She was with him.
She lost her job.
She wants to get back.
She's in work with Larry David.
Nobody wants her.
She's been quiet.
She doesn't know why she's kind of like, she's not wearing her ring.
Okay, that's going on.
That's going crazy.
Very, very susceptible.
Trump's looking at him like, what do I do?
Do I mention this?
Okay, fine.
Keep that over there.
Just keep that over there.
If you don't think that's important, nothing is.
Because you can take it, and in political talks today, you extrapolate it.
Did Trump know about that?
Does Trump approve it?
What?
What does Trump have to do with it?
I'll tell you when to make the connection.
Now you make the connection.
That's number one.
Number two, Kimberly Guilfoyle, who is arrebatado, arrebatado, okay?
She is empenado because of, I'm speaking of West Tampa to you, because of this thing with Donnie Jr. and the Palm Beach socialite, much younger than she is.
And, you know, this and that, and they're canoodling and locking lips.
She's freaking out.
The Democrats are already on her to get to her.
She's got the dirt.
She understands.
She's got pictures.
She knows pillow talk.
We always knew she's not going to get married.
She's in the longest engagement ever.
And that is embarrassing.
Women do not want to be embarrassed.
Even Hillary Clinton was embarrassed because of Trump and Monica Lewinsky.
They're after her.
And also they're bringing in Gavin Newsom.
Gavin Newsom, he's worried because she's got stuff.
Remember, they're threesomes and foursomes and fivesomes.
Allegedly, they're orgiastic, chronicling in the hot and heavy days when they were the first couple.
And she was going out assuring the world that he wasn't gay, that his mingoon was...
Remember that?
This is trash talk.
They're just waiting for that.
Because he's thinking, who owns those tapes?
I don't know.
Is it...
I always put my money on the Gettys.
The Gettys.
Balthazar, Gettys, and those guys.
Because that's him.
Remember, that's the California Mafia.
They're there.
That's Pelosi, Brown, D 'Alessandro, that's her friend, and Newsom, of course, and Gettys.
Gettys own this.
That's that faction.
They're ready for the second round.
They're also, they want to sabotage, they despise Kamala Harris.
Despise her.
They're also able to be helped to derail her.
Remember, if you can derail Kamala now, Gavin looks even better in 28. Already, they're working behind the scene with Gavin.
Not officially, but they're joining.
Give us some dirt.
What do you got?
What about this?
What about that?
And now, it's tough with Kimberly.
And with this one, okay, fine.
Then you got Bobby over here.
You got all this stuff going on here.
But let's go back to Gavin.
This was in 2008, or I forget when it was, there was an incident where there were these Yale students, I think they came to San Francisco, they were beaten up, they were a vocal group or something, and there was supposedly underage drinking and whatever.
Watch Gavin Newsom when they bring up his 20-year-old girlfriend or somebody he knew allegedly who might have been drinking.
Just watch.
So I'm asking about the attack on the Yale students over New Year's and it's kind of spreading across the country.
By the way, you see how nervous he is?
Now watch him rub his nose.
Just saying, look how nervous, look how unpolished, look how he does.
This isn't the same Gavin Newsom we see now.
Watch the nose.
So I'm asking about the attack on the Yale students over New Year's, and it's kind of spreading across the country.
A couple other news outlets know the countries are picking it up.
And it's a good reminder how important it is to remind our parents to be good stewards.
It's a good reminder to remind our parents to be good stewards.
Underage drinking.
Underage drinking.
Wait, it gets better.
I appreciate that.
The only other question I have is it hasn't been a very easy week for you, and I wonder whether you have any comment on the Mattia and Ross story about the drinking.
Thank you very much.
That was a great cheap shot.
You can't help yourself.
You cannot.
Just know, for the record.
It's increasingly impossible to have a conversation.
Mayor was out there.
Mayor was out there.
So just know it's not personal when I walk by you.
You just send some other reporters.
It's going to be a lot easier now.
See that?
By the way, this is...
Did you notice a couple of things, too?
Did you notice how great the sound was?
He kept going away, and it sounded great.
I don't even know the technology then.
Today we'll be muffled with all the technology we have.
This guy's walking away.
Did they mic him up?
Did you notice this?
Did you know the jitteriness?
Did you see?
He basically threatened.
He said, you know what?
I'm not going to talk to you anymore.
This is great.
There's so much dirt.
Then Gavin said, is he in rehab?
Is he not in rehab?
Well, I didn't go in.
He said, well, I wasn't really in rehab.
He said, I did some self-centered.
Okay, so put that over here.
Okay?
So you got Gavin, you got Kimberly and Donnie Jr., and you got Kennedy.
All little boys, whatever, who can't keep their whatever.
By the way, friends, remember, by the way, I like the shotgun mics.
I like this.
He had a microphone.
He had a microphone.
Understand it?
That's all.
Oh, also, this is a very good, an excellent point now.
Hank, by the way, Hank Reardon, if you believe that name, brings up the fact of memes and AI and everything, actually making AI against the law to protect himself.
It's the most beautiful thing in the world.
Okay?
Now, remember, you need somebody, an Atwater, a Donald Segretti, By the way, where is Roger Stone?
Roger Stone knows dirt and filth and grime better than anybody.
He is truly, truly fantastic.
Where is he?
Where's MTG?
Where's Boebert?
Where are a lot of people?
Always remember who's leaving, okay?
Now, let's watch this.
Let me tell you what also is very good.
And this is part of the wave.
Now, Uncle Lenny's rule number one, or number 150.
When you're running for office, you're always trying to bring in new people.
When you have a concert, you want people to come in who like you.
Leslie's got a question.
Leslie says, Diddy family and celebrities get charges?
I don't know what this means.
Get charges?
I don't know what that means, but thank you.
See, I don't know.
It takes time to, I read it, I put the inflection in, get charges?
Is this a question?
I don't know.
Work with it.
See if we can tighten these questions up and I'll be more than happy to answer them.
Johnny Massis, new NYPD commissioner's house raided last night, and he's a retired FBI agent.
I think they want Mayor Adams badly.
Do you think?
This guy, he hasn't been in office for like 20 years.
This, they thought, was the new commissioner.
Straight as an arrow.
A white guy.
Not that that matters, but I mean, a prototypical kind of like typical FBI.
And they, not rated, but I think they searched his records.
New York is just falling apart.
Okay, that's that.
Let me go back to Uncle Lenny's rule number one.
You're the Stones, okay?
Okay.
You're going to do a concert.
You're going to do the best of.
You want to hear Sympathy for the Devil and Brown Sugar.
They don't do Brown Sugar anymore, I think.
All of a sudden they realize, hey, it's about slavery.
Thanks, Mick.
But they did that.
But if you want new fans, if that's what you're trying to do, what do you play?
The old music?
They don't know the old music.
Old music doesn't mean anything to them.
If you want new people, it's a different take.
If you want old people, it's a different story.
Remember with politics, you've got three groups of people.
One group is going to vote for the other side no matter what.
The other side is going to vote for you no matter what.
And there's this group in the middle.
Those are the ones that I like.
Those are the ones.
Those are my sole focus.
Everybody else I don't care about.
I don't care about, hey, he had a rally.
That's good.
And all those people are going to vote for him.
And if there wasn't a rally, all those people were going to vote for him.
And do you think somebody's watching a rally?
Somebody who is undecided?
It's good because it helps momentum.
Okay.
That notwithstanding.
There's something that happened in the past.
I think I want to say it started with Joe Rogan.
I can't say enough about Joe Rogan.
Joe Rogan is the kind of the Phil Donahue, Johnny Carson, Jack Parr, Lawrence Spivak, whatever you want to call it, the weekend news Sunday morning shows.
He's it.
And he said, I'm going to do long form.
He said, Joe, you're making a big mistake.
I'm not going to do long form.
Same thing happened with Netflix.
Netflix says, we're going to drop all of the shows on one day, which I think is the most stupid thing in the world, because it's better to always space shows up.
You'll appreciate it every week, like they did with The Sopranos.
But, they dropped all these shows, and they said, you're not going to get young people to watch a show.
You're not going to do it.
They're not going to watch eight hours of this, because young people are stupid, they have the attention span, but now they're not going to pay attention.
Guess what?
They were wrong.
They were wrong.
People love long form.
People.
These are realities.
These are absolutely the truth.
Lex Friedman was...
There's a guy I want you to watch named Roy Casagranda.
He's a little annoying sometimes.
Kind of a lefty.
He wants to be kind of a comedian type, but he does this dude.
But he is one of the most interesting historians.
I was listening this morning early, early, early about the Aztecs.
And were they the most incredible story?
I knew nothing about the Aztecs, history of the Middle East.
This guy is a rock star more and more because he's so good.
Look at Judge Napolitano.
Look at Judge Napolitano.
I love the guy.
I've known him for years.
He's a gentleman, a scholar, great constitutionalist, great libertarian scholar, great Mises.
Okay, well Fox News, they go, okay, all of a sudden he's in this new thing.
There's a judge in Apolitano judging freedom.
He's the best!
And he has on Alistair Crook, Mearsheimer.
Mearsheimer I fell in love with.
Here's this guy, what is he, he's 80 years old, 75?
I have no idea.
How old is Mearsheimer?
John Mearsheimer is my, in my dream, John Mearsheimer is 76 years old.
76 years old.
He is a rock star.
And for some reason, I found him, University of Chicago, I found him right around the time of Ukraine.
Remember the Duran?
Excellent!
Gonzalo Lira, oh, poor guy.
But when Ukraine broke, it's the most fascinating thing.
I knew more about Ukraine, more than anybody.
The Duran and...
Others.
And then there were long form.
Two guys named Alex.
Alex, Alexander.
They're incredible.
Everything changed.
Lex Friedman.
Two hours on AI.
Oh my god.
With Eleazar, whatever, one of my favorites.
The guy who does this a lot.
Millions!
Millions of views.
Millions!
And Newsmax is doing 250, 280 a night?
1,000?
Stop it.
And I said, do you understand what's happening?
There's a revolution!
There's a revolution!
Look at you!
Look!
Look!
Look at what you're doing on a Sunday morning or afternoon, depending on where you are.
You're watching this.
This is about...
There's no things here and there.
It's just you and me.
But it's ideas.
It's different.
It's talk.
It's long form.
It blows my mind.
And each person can be themselves.
Look, I can't tell you right or wrong.
I can't tell you if I'm good or bad.
I can just tell you I'm me.
This is it.
So if you like it, great.
If not, what are you going to do?
I'm not something I'm not.
I'm not going to pretend I'm not something.
But I'm noticing something.
So anyway.
There was this, there's this thing, and you don't remember this, maybe you do, but in 2000, before that, Alex Jones set the tone.
Alex Jones, remember, little analogy here.
Remember when Grunge came out with this and that Nirvana?
Who was Grunge before that?
Neil Young.
Stop it.
They said, oh, rap is good hip-hop.
Go back.
Deborah Harry, go back before that.
Hank Snow, country music.
Go back before that.
Gil Scott Heron, go back.
Go back.
Nothing's new.
Past is prologue.
Raul Rodriguez says, which public figure can help Trump's campaign?
Which can Trump?
Public figure?
Well, put it this way.
Which public figure could hurt?
Probably nobody.
So anybody.
Let me ask you a question.
Somebody said, remember Judge Duckman?
Leslie, yes.
Judge Duckman in New York.
Judge Duckman, I came to his defense because what they did to that man was time out.
Thank you for bringing it up.
Ron Russo was his long story.
Back to this.
See, I see what you do.
I pay attention.
When was the last time that an endorsement made you vote for something?
When was the last time something Made you do something you didn't think you'd want to do.
Do any of you know or remember the Stanley...
What are those things called, honey?
Stanley Cup?
The Stanley Cups.
Have you ever had this one?
Remember that one?
They were the biggest hit and I missed it completely.
Missed it.
I did not know that.
I'm very upset with myself because normally I want to be able to say, oh yes, I've heard of this.
I don't like ever saying, I don't know anything about that.
Miss Adele will kill me in either pop culture or entertainment and how the two blend together.
But overnight, all of a sudden, people went crazy with the Stanley Company.
I've got a collection of these.
Where did this come from?
Understand how trends work.
Murmurations.
Birds.
Starlings.
Okay, here's my question to you.
And listen carefully.
When was the last time an endorsement mattered?
It just changes the direction.
Okay, enough of the prologue.
A while back, there was a guy who kind of flexed his muscles.
And I saw this a while back because I see everybody who, the people, those of us from our graduating class, when 9-11 came along, you know what that was about.
9-11 changed everything.
George Keene says, last celebrity endorser, Charles Lindbergh.
Well, that was also America first.
And also he was, remember, the connections they made between him and Hitler, and that's a different story.
But anyway.
Uh-oh, where's he been?
Sparky says, Duke morning, Lionel and Mrs. L, from my campsite deep in the woods, away from civilization.
Caught a stray ray of cell phone RF, so I was able to listen to the live show.
Great for me to have a refuge.
Absolutely.
Campside deep in the woods, I appreciate you.
I would lose my mind.
I would lose my mind.
But I understand what you're saying.
I understand what you're saying.
I had a friend of mine one time who had a...
It was in Florida years ago.
It was like on a river.
It was so interesting.
And it was the sound of...
Remember that great John Williams song?
I remember the Williams boys, been allowed to be Hank in Tennessee, and I remember the wind of the pines and all that.
After about 10 minutes, I went crazy.
It was great at first, but then again later on, it went crazy.
Good for you.
Okay, back to what I was saying.
9-11 blew my mind.
Never been the same since.
Never came back.
But I've learned a lot.
Learned a lot.
Santa Claus was when I was first red-pilled.
Santa Claus was when I believed my parents.
And it was a benign lie.
It was a benign lie.
My parents double-crossed me.
George Keene says, people stopped all over the U.S. to pray for Charles Lindbergh when the spirit of St. Louis is happening.
I can't imagine anything on the same level today.
Oh, there was nothing like it.
The idea of the daredevil?
I know nothing.
We don't even care about those two astronauts in space that won't be coming back until next year.
We don't care anything.
We care a little bit about the Titanic.
Sub the blow-up.
We don't care.
It's a different flock.
Who gives a flock, right?
It's a different flock mechanism in any event.
So when I remember when I was a kid, I realized, oh my God, they lied to me about that.
They lied and they laughed and they thought it was my own good.
Oh my God, I thought that.
Oh, I thought that.
Oh my God.
What else are they lying about?
You want to go to church?
Go to church.
For what?
To pray.
To God?
Yeah.
Another one?
Oh no, no, this is different.
What do you mean this is different?
What do you mean?
Oh, there's a God now?
But there wasn't a Santa Claus?
No, that was for your own good.
Well, God's for my own good.
No, there's proof of God.
Really?
There was proof of the Santa Claus?
You took a picture of me with Santa Claus.
You lied to me.
Clapton says, still nauseous from excerpts of Harris on Oprah.
Oh, that's nothing.
It gets even better.
Especially when she talks to Ed Brothers.
Well, anyway.
9-11 blew my mind.
I've got a friend of mine who's now dead.
He died, very interestingly.
There was a cabal of us.
This is right when the internet started.
We all knew each other.
And it was really something.
Okay?
That's all I wanted to say.
And I learned a lot.
Well, I kind of got my not fulfilled, but I said, okay, I've been through this.
And then later on I watched it.
There was a guy named Glenn Beck.
And Glenn Beck thought he would...
I said, oh, he got what I did.
I was a bit more discriminating.
Glenn Beck had his epiphany moment when he did everything.
He did everything from pyroclastic theories to...
Then he went into Illuminati or whatever.
He was doing the chalkboard.
I thought he's really full into it.
He comes across like a nut.
He wasn't long for that.
Okay, fine.
He took off.
Then came Tucker.
I see so much of what I went through in Tucker.
I see what he's going through.
I know exactly.
And the first thing is...
It's the first time you tell somebody something that they don't know.
I've got these little routines, not routines, but these like patented, they will be somewhere and say, oh, 9-11, let me show you something.
Look up on your phone this.
And I always tell them, look at your phone.
I'm not going to do it now.
Look at your phone this.
Okay, go ahead.
Now.
Look at this.
Let me ask you a question.
Notice anything funny about that?
See how you missed that?
It was right in front of you the whole time.
That kind of stuff.
Here comes Tucker.
Tucker was great.
He was the star of Fox.
And if you had to put all of your money on one thing, that was a palace coup.
Hannity.
Hannity says, oh no, no, no, no.
I'm just saying this.
It's a conjecture.
Hannity is it.
Great guy, smart guy, anybody who's lucky enough to follow Rush and Bill O 'Reilly.
You can put on the Missouri dial tone and still be number one, but that's okay.
You know he said, I mean more to this company than the first time you get rid of this guy, he's too big for his britches, and they're saying, I want him out of here.
Out.
Same thing for O 'Reilly, same thing.
Don't think for a moment that's beyond...
I'm just conjecture.
So there's Tucker.
And it hurt.
It hurt.
How can you fire me?
Remember that day?
Tucker's out.
And it wasn't because we cared.
It was like, wow.
Okay.
So he got out.
And he started doing his new thing.
And he was kind of doing like this.
Okay.
I'm kind of figuring this thing out.
Victor Orban.
Bobolinski.
Yeah, it's okay.
And then he said, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I'm going to do these things.
Okay.
UFOs.
Never took that seriously.
He's a gatekeeper.
Tucker is limited hangout, gatekeeper, 100%.
Don't believe a word of anything he's saying.
He's telling you nothing about that.
Nothing.
It's a limited hangout.
Make people, wow, show the TikTok.
Elizondo, one of those guys, show us the TikTok video again.
TikTok video.
Anyway, he did that.
Certain things he was good, certain things he wasn't.
Then he started getting into the jab, and then, okay, fine, then little by little.
And he kind of wanted to, he's kind of fitting, and I could tell, I'm watching, because I know exactly what you're going through.
You're trying to figure out, what am I?
I'm trying to define myself.
And then he did something which is the smartest thing ever.
And I noticed this in 2016, right before the elections.
I used to do stand-up every weekend.
From 90, whatever.
And it was okay.
But it never...
I mean, it was good, but I realized I can't tell it.
I'm not telling jokes.
But it was at the time of OJ and...
I thought that's the most interesting is to blend somehow entertainment with news.
Okay.
2016 came along and I was doing The Cutting Room because it's so much work to do this stuff.
One step, you know, I'll do that.
But I thought I'm doing something different now.
I'm doing just not politics, but whatever you want to call this.
And then the last thing I do, which I'm going to do in the 26th, is I hand everybody cards.
Give me your questions.
Nobody does that.
You're not going to see Tucker and this guy.
Okay, Lorraine from Baton Rouge.
Lorraine asks.
That's the greatest.
Because it gives you a sense of participatory involvement.
Much like here.
And believe it or not, a lot of the questions are easy to read and understand.
This is different because you can ask questions, but also you can say, here I am and I'm whatever, which is fine.
Great.
Now that that intro is over.
Tucker decides, I'm going to do something for the first time now.
I'm going to really do something different.
I'm going to go around the country and sell out venues.
Perch in Pennsylvania.
You got this?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Do you think Hannity could do this?
No.
And by the way, I'm not saying anything about Hannity.
But Hannity's not a performer.
He's like the anchor type.
This is wow.
This tells me the American people Are screaming and yelling and demanding truth and the like.
And what they're also doing is they're showing the world that everything you thought, everything you thought about entertainment and whatever, you're absolutely wrong.
Everything you thought about that, you are absolutely positively wrong.
We want to hear this.
It's the most exciting thing anybody could ever imagine.
God bless them for doing that.
God bless them for doing this.
God bless them.
And if they told people years ago that people wouldn't go and the place is virtually sold out.
Now, let me ask you a question.
Okay?
Now let's see how good you are.
Stop with the kibbutz thing and answer a question.
Are you ready for this?
Look at me.
I want you to anticipate the dig from the left.
What are they going to say?
What are they going to say?
Look at this.
Shows Tucker could run for president at some point.
Sure he could run.
That's not the issue.
Anybody could run.
Could he win?
No.
No.
But that's a different story, because to win is a different story.
It has nothing to do with ability.
You've got two parties.
Is he going to appeal to the Democrats?
No.
Is he going to appeal to the Republicans?
No.
Not now.
Five years, if the Republicans change their way, yes.
You understand this?
Look at this.
Danny Tempest says, do you remember after the Vegas attack, Hannity Live?
I didn't recognize him.
I don't know what that means.
Recognize him now.
You will never get, by the way, the bottom of Paddock in Las Vegas.
No way.
Tucker, too smart to be president.
No, he's not.
Not even close.
No, no.
He's too naive.
Tucker, now I'm going to say something.
Listen to me.
You want to hear the poop?
No, you can't.
I learned a long time ago, I love you, but you don't like to hear your...
See, I don't have a bubble to burst because I have no investment in any of these people.
I want to know the truth and the dirt about everybody from Trump to whatever.
I want to know their, especially their shortcomings, and I want to know what their problems are.
Not their good points.
Yeah, he can draw a crowd.
He's very good at the questions, but that's not it.
You don't want to hear it.
You don't want to hear it.
And I like this.
Look at this.
Somebody writes, Hannity was a flash.
Where's Hannity?
Hannity is a flash to pan?
Yeah.
30, Raul, 30-something years this guy's been doing this?
Don't underestimate him.
Don't underestimate him.
I'm not...
Remember, there's...
It's like people who say, oh, Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift is...
Look what she's doing.
You don't have to, you don't have to, how do I say this?
You don't have to like people to recognize others do.
Kimmy Cliff says, Tucker feigns naivete.
You know?
Kimmy, you're on to something.
Let me tell you about Tucker.
Let me just give you this much.
Edie says, Mr. L, you're the left will sing to what?
I don't know what this means.
Your question?
The left will be saying regarding to what?
They're going to be saying, look at Tucker Carlson, a bunch of white people in the room all spotting the same stuff.
Yeah, he shows up for white people like Vivek Ramaswamy and others and Larry Elder.
They're going to say this is like a bunt meeting.
This is a bunch of white nationalists.
Always anticipate what they're going to say.
They're going to say yes.
And your rally is what?
Oh, you don't have one.
Okay.
Tucker's thing, Tucker is, you got to go back into the psych thing, Tucker is a little boy inside a man, inside, he's trying to be a lot of things.
He's trying to land.
He's a good guy.
He's a good guy, but he's still feeling his way around.
And he does a good job, but I'm saying, listen to what he says.
I am telling you right now, and I want you to, there's two people you should stay away from.
You have to recognize, as much as Alex Jones is great, you have Alex Jones on, are you ready for the consequences?
Go ahead.
Get ready.
Matt Gaetz, are you ready for the consequences?
You know that thing's going to blow.
Andrew Tate, that's the one where I thought, you're out of your mind.
You simply can't read the room, can you?
Are you kidding me?
No, he says a lot of good things about...
Are you kidding?
What is the matter with you?
Don't you have any self-preservation?
Okay.
Who cares?
He's doing this right now.
And America is yearning for something.
I don't know what it is.
And there's two things they want.
Number one, yes, to hear him.
But also to be in a room where there is self...
Affirmation from a lot of people who think the way he does.
Let me show you another one for you.
You're going to love this one.
Remember when Fetterman came out?
He was the senator of Pennsylvania.
This guy was lurch.
I'm not trying to mock him, but he was out of his tree.
He was gone.
He still wears shorts.
I kind of like that.
I've always liked the rebel.
I've always liked the maverick.
But he's completely fine now.
Have you seen this?
It's like, wait a minute, what happened?
It's like Hillary Clinton was doing a...
Remember that ending?
She was doing the Angelo Bruno look, and then she's got fine.
Oh, anyway.
Listen carefully to what Fetterman says about Trump and Gamala.
It's...
I genuinely...
I don't give people advice, and then I...
Now watch how...
He cleared up!
Whatever he had, he cleared up.
I say, except in fashion.
And then, it's like, I'm not going to sit down with a sitting vice president and tell her or say, hey, no, no, you better, or hey, I'm telling you.
It's like, I'm certainly not going to mansplain the vice president.
And she's perfectly capable, and she's incredibly successful, and she's, I mean...
She smoked him in the debate.
Smoked him in the debate.
Now, don't say anything.
I know what you're going to say.
Remember where he is.
This is the Atlantic or something, so he's got to say that.
But just listen.
And I know I trust her instincts, and she's got a great team surrounded by her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And she is an incredibly, she's an amazing candidate overall.
But I would also remind you that Secretary Clinton was...
Fantastic.
Perhaps the most supremely accomplished kind of candidate that I can ever remember, and see what happens.
And Trump has created a special kind of a hold within the corner, and he's remade the party, and he has a special kind of place in Pennsylvania, and I think that only deepened after that first assassination attempt.
Let me just press on this one more.
One more time and ask.
Imagine you're not giving advice, certainly to the Vice President.
What is your own formula for convincing white...
My advice is what I do.
That's what I mean.
What have you done that's different than other Democrats?
I've already been all across those kinds of...
Rooms in Red County, Pennsylvania.
And those Dems in those counties, you know, I believe they're kind of like the true believers of our party.
Now, before you mock him, laugh at him, talk about his clothing, mock the way he looks, because that's what we do.
It's always about looking at this.
Let's talk about Maxine Waters' wig.
Remember the lady with the purple hat?
Let's talk about Hillary's cankles.
Okay, once we get all of this out of the way, and you get it all out of your system, because all of us have that snotty little mean-spirited pesky Eddie Haskell in us, listen to what he said.
Forget what he's wearing.
Listen.
Also ask yourself, how did he get, how did he improve so much?
Listen to what he is saying.
That's all I'm telling you.
That's it.
Do you understand what's happening?
Listen to what's happening.
Also remember, 90% of the people that you're talking to about the political race have no Earthly idea of what's going on.
Debra Rubenfeld says the carnivore helped Fetterman get his brain back.
He follows Sean Baker on social media.
I don't think eating meat did that.
That's okay.
I don't think eating meat or eliminating vegetables made him back.
Because remember, the carnivore diet 99.9% of everybody is on, if the carnivore diet is what you're talking about, the carnivore diet is what people are on.
What they did was eliminate vegetables or carbs or whatever it is.
It's not that the meat did anything, it's the elimination of others.
And that's what it was.
So they really even shouldn't call it a carnivore, they should call it a non whatever it is, which is fine.
But if you think If you think that he went from brain fog and aphasia to because of meat or whatever, no.
Clapton says, bro, I like Tucker, but he laughs like Gamala.
He laughs exactly, if you want, like in the movie Mozart.
Remember that?
With that whatever that thing is.
Look, I don't care about the laugh, but the point is simply this.
He has tapped into something which is important.
And I want people to listen very, very carefully.
And by the way, one more thing about the...
Just so that you understand this.
Carnivore, keto, paleo, vegan, plant-based, vegetarian, none of it's new.
There was a day there was a Stillman diet, the Atkins diet, which I used to love.
Atkins, Stillman...
Scarsdale Diet.
The Drinking Man's.
Do I remember that?
That was a big one.
That was Ed McMahon.
Nothing's new.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Ovalacto.
There's pescatarian, flexitarian.
Nothing is new.
Nothing.
Nothing.
You can go.
I just want to tell you this.
We'll just leave it at that.
When somebody says, well, it's the plant-based, they've been doing plant-based for generations.
What are you talking about?
Nothing is new.
Nothing.
How you package it is a different story.
That's all.
And by the way, don't ever talk about dinosaur people.
They will go, you...
I thought to myself, you know, I have read so much on this subject, I don't even know anything about it yet.
But yet somebody...
You read a couple of articles and baby, you are on it 100%.
So whatever it is, it's a free country.
God bless you, but not now.
But something different happened.
I don't know how you recovered from something with such serious organic brain damage.
In any event, good news.
I love this.
My favorite.
Moderation is key.
Nobody is in moderation.
Nobody needs moderation.
Moderation with heroin, moderation.
There is no such thing as that.
But I'm saying, but I understand.
It's a great expression, but there's no such thing as that.
Ryan says, with Whitmer and Fetterman pumping the brakes on Democrats, getting too excited about Michigan and Pennsylvania, it looks like a Trump landslide on the way.
Don't go that far.
I don't care what you say.
Just...
How do I say this?
Just one day, bar exams will be a thing of the past.
And when you're taking the bar exam, there was a fellow who said one time, you know, somebody said one time, there was a lawyer who said, I got one of the highest scores on the bar exam.
In some particular state in some particular year.
It was the MBE or NPR.
Anyway, it was the national party.
And we laughed at this.
He says, you don't want to break the record.
You just want to pass it.
So, yes, if Trump doesn't get a landslide, I'll take it.
If he ekes it up, I don't care.
It doesn't really matter.
The last time we had something was Richard Nixon.
Richard Nixon against McGovern.
What was it, 72?
It was the most ridiculous thing in the world.
I think it was.
McGovern only won.
McGovern didn't even win his own state.
He won D.C. and I think Massachusetts.
And he destroyed him.
And look what happened to Nixon.
So, that's okay.
I'll take it.
But don't jinx it, Ryan.
Ryan and Clapton and Deborah Rubenfeld and Edie Crowley and Clapton and George Keene and Sparky from the woods.
Out there in the woods, George Keene, Raul Rodriguez, Johnny Mazis, Baz, Leslie, Gracie loves George, Gene Crane and Old Buddha Buddha.
By the way, one more question.
Do you remember when Hillary Clinton had her Fresnel lenses to deal with diplopia after her attack, after she fell?
Remember that?
In fact, Bill wrote about this.
She had apparently some type of seizure disorder.
She had that fellow who was with her.
They called him a heavy Secret Service dude who kind of watched out for her.
She was really in bad shape.
Really, really, really, really, really bad shape.
Whatever was with her.
And then all of a sudden, everything was groovy.
Sparky says, so I can break rattlesnake recently.
Coiled up in a Gadsden flag pose as if to say, don't tread on me.
Oh, a canebrake rattler is chill as long as you don't mess with it.
A.K.A.
timber rattlesnake.
I did not know that.
Do you know that...
Here's one for you.
When I was in Florida, there was a...
We went out one time.
Hillsborough, it was Hillsborough State Park.
I really kind of enjoyed it.
It was going on.
And in Florida, people don't realize this, we had rattlers.
We've got every kind of, we had moccasins.
Moccasins are terrible because they jump, they fall into your boat.
They also have hemotoxic, myotoxic, and all that.
But they also have tetanus.
It's terrible.
Because they eat carrion.
It's horrible.
And there's other kinds of things and possums and this and that and scorpions and all that jazz.
But we have the coral snake.
And the coral snake does not have a hypodermic...
It doesn't attack like that.
It bites.
It just hangs on and chews to release the venom.
Rumor has it, I don't know if it's true, they have to take the...
They have to cut off the head and take it to an emergency room to pull up these stories.
But...
Here's the interesting thing about this.
There is a rhyme or a mnemonic that helps people distinguish the venomous coral snake from similar looking snakes like the scarlet kingsnake.
And the rhyme key is that a coral snake is venomous if its red band touches yellow bands.
But not if the red band touches the black band.
And the phrase is, red on yellow, kill a fella.
Red on black, a friend of Jack.
Okay?
You got that?
You got that?
Okay.
So one day we were out in this trail, whatever this thing, we got this guy with a hat.
And he has one.
And he has this coral snake.
And he shows us.
Now this is the one, and I raised my hand, not trying to be a smartass, I said, isn't the best advice, if you see something that's got red, yellow, black, don't touch it.
Don't pick it up.
Don't get near it.
Rather than say, now what was that mnemonic?
Was it red on yellow?
And he thought it was being a smartass, and I'm thinking, why are you teaching?
I'm not going to pick it up.
Who gives a damn about the poem?
Sparky says, the cool demeanor of a quiet, venomous snake is likely, while the canebrake rattlesnake was used on the gadget and the flag.
I like that.
Do you know that, my favorite also, the water moccasin?
When you're in a spring, most times with a boat, they hang on the trees that, especially about springs, like Home Assassin, all that, Wikiwachi, all those names.
As you're on this boat, or this canoe, they drop off of the branches into your boat.
And these are nasty.
Curtis says, should we pretend poles right to avoid complicit?
I don't know what that means.
Should we pretend poles right to avoid complicit?
I don't know what that means, but thank you.
Not a clue.
So anyway, a snake, normally in the water, will inflate a lung and just swim across.
But the water moccasin, which is a pit viper, raises its head.
It comes at you like that.
So when you're in there and you see it, and I had one come at me one time, and my friend will tell me to say, I'm not a swimmer at all.
I swam, say, Don Sholander on meth.
Ask your parents.
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All right, dear friends, wait a minute.
Curtis says, meant don't expect an easy victory.
Oh, of course not.
I'll just take a victory.
I'll just take, just give me the electoral victory.
That's it.
And I am fine.
Okay, Old Buddha Buddha, thank you.
Gene Cain or Crane, Gracie Loves George, Leslie, Johnny Mazis, I think we went through this.
Raul, George, Sparky, Out from the Woods.
I think we said this.
Clapton, yes, yes, yes.
I'll do it again.
Edie Crowley, Deborah Rubenfeld, thank you.
Clapton again.
Ryan, you're a maniac and you dance like you've never danced before.
Sparky, Curtis.
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