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Sept. 22, 2024 - Lionel Nation
01:18:54
How Elon & Trump Pose Existential Threats to the Deep State [SG] Overlords
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We're going to win this.
And we're going to win it bigger than you ever thought imaginable.
I want you to stop listening to this tripe, this nonsense.
I want you to stop listening to this ridiculous, this...
This recherche blatteroon nonsense, prattle, prate, this logo-lalic lunacy.
Do you hear what I say?
Do you hear what I have to say?
Do you hear me?
Do you hear me?
Do you hear me what I'm saying to you?
Listen to me.
Thank you, Van Banners.
Thank you.
They're going to throw everything at the world at you.
They're going to say all this stuff about they're going to do this.
It's neck and neck.
And she's co-op.
Don't believe any of this.
I'm telling you.
The numbers and the internals, from what I'm hearing, is causing these people to freak out.
They own these rat bastards in the media who are going to tell you that, oh no, it's neck and neck.
She's doing great.
Keep it up, schmuck, because what you're doing is you're destroying any sense of urgency.
You're destroying a sense of urgency.
You understand what I'm saying?
You're telling your supporters, oh, don't worry about it.
We got this one.
Hey, don't worry.
You never, ever, ever tell your supporters, we got this one.
We're doing great.
No problem.
To worry.
Uh-uh.
It doesn't work like that, my friend.
It doesn't work like that.
So I want you to sit tight.
We've got good news.
Only if you want good news.
Uncle Lenny's here.
And it's a Saturday night.
And we do have somebody.
You and me.
Me and you and a dog named Boo.
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Because these people are so stupid.
They think they're believing it.
We've got it.
We've got it.
And absent stealing it, just stealing it, figuring out the hell with it, we're going to win this.
Do you hear me?
Do you hear me, Keene?
Keene says, Mr. L. I'd love to know your thoughts on New York City Governor Candidate and his issues and how they may or may not impact DJG in North Carolina.
Thanks.
We will talk about that.
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All right, let's get down to brass tacks, my friend.
Let me get down to brass tacks.
Let me ask you what's going on.
Are you ready?
Okay.
You want to talk about this case?
What about this, quote, controversy with Mark Robinson?
CNN reports that Donald Trump returned.
Let me see if I can give you this.
You always got to go to the negative, to the enemy's eye.
Trump returned Saturday for a campaign rally.
In North Carolina, where the former president is confronting a mess, he played a key role in making in the critical battleground state.
You believe it?
CNN reports that the Republican nominee for Governor Mark Robinson, whom Trump has repeatedly compared to Martin Luther King Jr., declined to drop onto the race by Thursday's deadline, ignoring calls to do so from the NAACP, North Carolina newspapers, and the editorial boards.
And some congressional Republicans.
That pressure followed the CNN report detailing his inflammatory history of comments on a porn website's message board.
That's right, Robinson, the current North Carolina lieutenant governor, murdered himself as a black Nazi, expressed support for reinstating slavery, made repeated graphic sexual comments, and more.
The Trump campaign did not invite Robinson to the former president's rally Saturday in Wilmington, and Trump made no mention of the lieutenant governor's remarks.
Now, let me ask you.
You know this.
You're smart.
You sound like Fredo.
I'm smart.
Come on, Mike.
You're my kid brother.
I'm smart.
I'm smart.
Okay.
Let me ask you a question.
Show of hands.
Do you think this matters?
What the hell difference does this matter?
Show of hands.
George B. Crypto Domini says, we love you right back, Mr. and Mrs. L. Madley.
Thank you, Crypto CD.
Does this matter, yes or no?
What?
This is what Trump said.
Don't bring it up!
Who cares?
With all the freaks and all the lunatics, this is nothing.
Who gives a rat's ass?
Keep moving on.
Ignore it.
Don't even dignify it.
I'm here to talk about making America great again.
You guys are showing some serious kind of desperation.
If you're linking me to this, what the hell does this have to do with anything?
I came here to talk about this country, how to make America great, and how to make the borders secure, and how to lower crime.
That's what I want.
Do you agree or not?
Do you agree or not?
Who cares?
But he cares about this?
Nobody!
Does it matter?
Nobody cares.
Nice try.
And if he changes it, I'm here to talk about me.
I don't know about that.
Whatever.
I'll let you figure it out.
But I'm here to talk about what matters.
To the great people of North Carolina, to you and me and the rest of the country.
This is absolute nonsense.
Listen to what the president does some stuff and he does some wonderful things which are terrific.
Frank says, if Haitians are cannibals, then dogs and cats are just appetizers.
Oh!
Oh!
Hello!
That's Frank, everybody.
He just goes by the name Frank.
This guy's so good.
No names like, you know, Frank, Frank, Frank Furter, Frank, Frank's for the memories.
No, no, no, no, no.
Just Frank.
I've known him and his wife for years.
You're a good guy, my friend.
All right.
Let's talk about this one.
Let's talk about the Trump in North Carolina.
Want to hear him?
Good.
To all sanctuary cities in North Carolina and all across our country.
That's what matters.
No more sanctuary cities.
That's right.
Uncle Sam, do you agree?
Uncle Sam agrees.
I had a feeling you would.
Right?
You're great.
As soon as I take office, we will immediately surge federal law enforcement to every city that is failing, which is a lot of them.
To turn over criminal aliens and we will hunt down, capture every single gang member, drug dealer, rapist, murderer, and migrant criminal that is being illegally harbored.
Every one of the top 25 worst cities are Democrat-run cities.
We will get them out of North Carolina and we will send them home where they belong.
I will ask Congress to pass a law outlawing sanctuary cities nationwide and we will bring down the full weight of the federal government on any jurisdiction that refuses to cooperate with ICE and our great, these are great patriots, ICE and Border Patrol and our great Border Patrol.
Say it!
They're not allowed to do their job.
They want to do their job.
They're not allowed.
Within two years, there will not be one single foreign criminal gang operated in North Carolina or anywhere else.
You have a lot of gangs.
Say it!
You have a lot of gangs in this state.
A lot of gangs!
Are there any gang members in the audience, please?
Would you please raise your hand?
Raise your hand.
So that's the choice.
Kamala Harris will fly criminal migrants into every one of your cities and towns.
Did you see that?
They're saying, well, we've decided to get tough on crime.
you know like two weeks ago because they want to try and get some votes because they're not doing so good this issue is not a good one for them but did you see and then we learned that they're flying them in in beautiful big fat beautiful boeing aircraft just like that one with more seats actually i have fewer seats in mind than they do but they fly them in with beautiful aircraft they fly all over the country
So they don't want to stop them because they're continuing the flights into our country.
I will get every migrant criminal out of our country and I'll get them out fast.
We have to.
We have to.
This is what you're talking about.
So your question about Mark, who gives it?
Who gives it?
You can hear what I'm saying.
Who gives it about this?
Nice try.
I don't give a damn.
Let's talk about this.
We see the buses all the time.
We see the white buses.
We've been seeing them at Teterboro Airport, Westchester.
Oh, my God.
What do you think?
Springfield?
Anybody have a cat?
Ever hear that cat do that noise?
It's like, uh-oh.
Somebody's empengado!
That's what they should be talking about, but no, they're going, what the hell do I care about?
Comments made on a porn website?
What?
What are you talking about?
For the love of God!
It's nuts!
George Keene says, Mark R. should say, if you have ever watched Porn?
You should vote for me.
It's a secret ballot after all.
At least mark our for correct bathrooms.
Who cares?
Just say, you mean to tell me you people, you sick, demented people, give a damn about what?
You care about porn?
You're degenerates!
You don't even know the difference between men and women.
You think it's okay to troll and to...
And to bother and harass and groom children?
And you're worried about this?
Don't make me laugh.
It's ridiculous.
Crypto says, that was too much, Uncle Frank, bruh.
Thank you so much.
Will Shama Lama Ding Dong attend Trump's inauguration?
Nope.
In fact, what would the human traffic czar do if Boeing goes down?
That's interesting.
Interesting.
Speaking about going down.
Oh!
Oh!
Wait a minute.
Don't worry, folks.
Trump is going to win big league.
Yes, yes, I'm telling you.
I'm going to tell you this right now.
The only way is if they steal it.
That's it.
It's the only way.
She's not going to win on her own.
You know it.
Now you know it.
These people are so goddamn stupid.
They actually tell people.
Hey, we're doing great.
Don't tell people you're...
Better yet, do it.
Andy Armour says, free car seats for all and a crib for your crib.
You are a wild man, sir.
A wild man.
Did you hear Trump?
Isn't Trump magnificent?
Did somebody say you want to hear more?
...knows that Kamala Harris cannot explain how she would make your life better because it's...
Oh, by the way, for the first time since 1960, Kamala has turned down the Al Smith dinner in New York.
For the first time, a nominee since 1960, Hillary shows up.
We'll talk about it in a moment.
She's a coward.
She is a jadrool.
She is a...
Coward, the likes of which I've never seen.
Continue, Mr. President.
Really, her policies that have destroyed this country in the last three years.
She was the border czar.
Yes.
Now she says she wasn't the border czar.
It doesn't matter.
She was in charge of the border, put there by sleepy Joe Biden.
He wanted to go to the beach.
She said, I don't have time.
I got to go to the beach and sleep.
Who the hell sleeps on camera?
You have cameras watching.
I don't want to ever fall asleep on live television.
Kamala Harris cost your family $28,000 in higher prices.
Last month alone she lost.
Think of this.
Last month they lost, in this country, 438,000 full-time jobs.
That's a government number.
Including 24,000 manufacturing jobs.
That's last month.
And the interest rates are lowered for political reasons, but they're also lowered because the country is not doing well.
We would rather have...
You as president, think of this, if you would rather have me as president, or, okay, let's do this, let's do a poll, you ready?
Who wants Trump as president?
Tell me about, just explain to me the magnificence of this.
Do you hear this?
Can you imagine, can you imagine Kamala doing this?
Can you imagine this?
Can you imagine this, grandma, mama, ding-dong?
Have you ever heard her?
Have you heard her latest?
Have you heard her latest?
Seriously.
We are not going back.
We are not going back.
Brother, we are not going back.
We will not go back.
No way, that motherfucker crazy.
I know that's right.
We ain't going back, brother.
My brother.
Brother, we are not going back.
I know that's right.
We are only going back.
No way.
Mm-mm.
Homeboy has got it back to Mama Crea.
We are not going back.
We are not going back.
We ain't gonna go back.
We will not go back.
We ain't going back.
We are not going back.
We will not go back.
We'll be back.
You hear me?
Now look at these people.
That's just marvelous.
That is just marvelous.
Don't you love the way she does that black thing, that negritude, the negress voice from Gone with the Wind or whatever the hell?
I feel such a connection.
Love it.
I know she has no policy, but for God.
That's the best she can do.
That is the best she can do.
And the word that keeps coming up, cringeworthy.
Cringeworthy.
She does these things that go into your soul and make you say, dear God, for the love of Jesus, stop.
And it's great to be back in Madison.
And you know, that's a Madison cred, right?
*laughter* Ha, ha, ha, ha.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I got some Madison Crab.
Is that crabs or crabs?
I don't know what that motherfucker crazy.
I'm going crazy.
I know that's right.
I'm so happy.
Come on, Madison, Madison, Madison.
Where's it?
Wisconsin.
Yeah, baby.
Mm-hmm.
I know it.
I will be your...
Whew.
Who does this?
People are saying, I thought this was over.
I thought she stopped this.
I thought somebody said, hey, Gaymala, you gotta stop this.
You gotta absolutely stop this.
This is the most incredible.
What the country needs is more Popeye laughing.
Seriously, bruh.
Working on my white billing this...
Literally, love you and Mrs. L. Bigley.
Thank you, Bobby Dowd.
Bobby Dowd, ladies and gentlemen.
George Keene says, First Post did a video about KH's multiple voices.
It's a veritable and endless melange.
Asunta Madoni says, They're eating the cats.
They're eating the dogs.
They're eating the cats.
In Springfield, kitty, kitty, come over to my truck.
They are eating the kitties in Springfield, and this time you're out of luck.
Well, there's a Haitian man chasing all the goats and the geese, and the kitties are running for their life.
Well, they're eating the kitties in Springfield and the strife.
I'm working on this one.
By the way, on the 26th, on the 26th, you know we're going to go crazy with the music.
Just the music.
I mean, we're going to write all of them in G. When she sounds like Butterfly McQueen, it's the goddamn thing!
Isn't that something?
Can you believe that if all of a sudden somebody came out and said, listen to me, I'm so happy to be in every place to you, my friend Frank Pancho, Pancho, Pancho Villa, your beautiful wife knows about the 350,000 children that got lost at the border thanks to the borders are.
Absolutely.
It's unbelievable.
It is unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
George Keene says, will you play the Marine Rapper video about Cat Eat?
I might, but I'm going to do my own.
I'm always going to do my own.
Thank you for a great show as always.
Thank you, Kelly.
Oh.
This is just...
Who cares?
I mean, listen.
I...
I would love to have some very serious, like an Alan Jackson, George Strait.
If we had, too bad the Hag isn't here.
Even Toby Key.
Here, kitty, kitty.
Here, kitty, kitty.
The rhyming schemes are incredible.
You know, there was another thing, and this...
Now, my good friend Dom Luker, you know, he does a great site on X. I told you the other day that you have to listen to what people are saying in various, various areas, if you will.
Mrs. Elder and I, we did our stuff.
We did a Costco run today.
We're looking around and saying, do you think these people care?
Looking at these people who are buying things at both, do you think they care about inflation?
Do you think things cost more or less under this administration?
I mean, you've got to ask them.
Crypto says, bluegrass for the kitties and pups.
I'm working on it.
I'm going to work on it.
Anyway, Dom Luker put up this one.
This was a morning...
Let me see how he can explain.
How did he describe this?
Dom said...
Because he is privy to different...
This was the Kamala Harris voter who went on the popular...
Fresh Hand Fit podcast.
Fresh Hand Fit is going viral for saying she will be voting for Kamala for a particular reason.
Now this is, remember this, this is bigger with all due respect.
And I love North Carolina and I love you and that's important.
But I want to hear what we used to say, what the Soul Brothers.
Are saying about this.
And watch and listen carefully to this particular piece.
You vote for Kamala?
Yeah, you are.
Okay, cool.
What is the main reason you're voting for her?
Now watch.
We have the same birthday.
Fuck!
No, no, no.
You wasn't supposed to say that.
Oh yeah, I was not supposed to say that after that one.
I am definitely voting after that one.
Yeah, you wasn't supposed to say that, Kamala.
I ain't gonna lie.
We're doomed!
You see that?
That means more to me than anything when it becomes part of the collective patois to laugh.
To laugh.
George Keene says, it's worth the money for tickets to Cutting Room for Lionel Originals on the banjo.
It's actually the guitar, but that's okay.
You're still coming in 6.26x5.
Literally, bruh.
Thank you so much.
I don't do any banjo.
I do my gut bucket stuff.
Which I might be able to...
I gotta find a better chair I can play for you.
But I got these things here which...
We'll work on something.
Okay.
Now, let me see what else I got for you.
Oh, here we go.
Listen, this was in 2018.
This was in 2018.
Now, she honestly sounded more lucid regarding the border.
Oops, sorry.
And she's on the border in this particular instance.
She's at the border itself, right?
She's at...
The border.
And she seems to be speaking a little bit, dare I say, a degree more lucidly than we're used to.
And it is pretty don't go on.
Let me let you hear this.
Let me let you get a load of this.
This is, I forget who she's talking to.
To secure the border, would you support?
Oh, yeah.
Now, this is pretty good now.
I think this is 2018.
I believe so.
I mean, clearly there is a problem with foreign fentanyl as part of the opioid crisis, other things.
There are people who've committed crime.
She's on some kind of border there.
She's on some kind of border.
People who come across the border, what should we do to make the border stronger?
That's right, baby!
I'm sorry, wrong.
Pardon me.
I didn't mean to go into that.
Sorry.
Pardon me.
We should just, first of all, let's be clear that for many, many years, we had a net zero immigration issue.
Mexico's economy was doing well.
So a lot of this has been contrived.
We had a net zero, as you call it, because we had a freaking border!
A border, you schmuck!
We had a border that was protected, and the cartel members in these dirtbags didn't dare traverse or breach the border.
That was the reason you dingle, Barry.
That was the reason.
Not because, well, things were okay in Mexico and are thriving.
Maybe we'll go into this.
Even then, but listen, she sounds a tad more lucid, even though she's full of...
By this administration.
Second, let's look at the responsibility that this agency has, the Department of Homeland Security.
This is Senator Kamala Harris, Senator from California.
Listen.
There are important parts of this mission, such as what it should be doing around border and customs and border control.
Well, what do you mean?
What should they be doing other than keeping illegals out?
As it relates to invasive species.
Invasive species.
Now, hang on a minute.
Hang on a minute.
You're saying, oh, hang on.
Did she say species?
No, she said invasive species.
She's talking about the goddamn bugs and critters that come inside on your fruits and vegetables.
See?
You didn't know that, did you?
She's talking about the goddamn bugs and the critters and the vermin and those pesky little...
Things that get on your manners and all that and come on inside and screw things up.
Girl, you got a point.
Listen to her.
Important parts of his mission, such as what it should be doing around border and customs and border control as it relates to invasive species.
The spacious.
She says spacious.
Specious, of course, means, you know, stupid, silly, not well thought.
Underfunded intellectually and that sort of thing.
She's trying to say species, all right?
But give her some credit.
I tell you, I have a lot of farmers in my state.
I got a lot of farmers, a lot of goddamn farmers there.
And they say, Kamala, you better do something about these goddamn invasive species.
You got that?
A lot of farmers in states throughout the country who are very worried about invasive species.
They're saying, invasive species, the goddamn invasive species are coming around here.
You better do nothing about it.
First one they're doing, nobody does a goddamn dinner squad about it.
Got these invasive species, big old things coming like a cyclops coming across and they eating up all your raisins and crap.
Oh yeah, you laugh at her right now.
Let me say something right now.
She makes a hell of a lot of sense.
Across the border.
And if we're not doing the work of putting resources into the border around protecting fruits and vegetables.
Fruits and vegetables from them invasive species.
Now God damn...
You better do something about that.
You're sitting here, Ronnie, worried about these, but Pedro coming around here with his wife, Marina, five kids with a Serape, with a handful of fentanyl and a dream.
I'm worried about these goddamn invasive species.
Right?
You hear me?
You heard me.
...and things that come across the border that might otherwise threaten our cops.
Come over our cops!
Because those goddamn invasive species come in there and they're going to go over our cops!
They're going to go out for you, too.
And then they get inside your britches, and they're going to be like, what do you call it?
Pubic lice.
That's right.
Somebody's got to say it.
Crab!
We're talking crab.
Nobody talks about that now.
But you got these goddamn bunch of invasive species, and you get them critters in your britches, you can forget it.
And you can use all the quail you want, or whatever you want.
You better just set that thing on fire.
And no Brazilian wax is going to help you.
Take it from me, buddy.
Those things will latch on because they're a goddamn invasive species.
That's what I want to know about them.
They're going to have a problem.
It's a problem for our economy.
It's a problem for the stability of this country.
I'd like to see them put the resources into that.
To fix those goddamn invasive species.
That's the problem.
Don't look at me like that.
Don't look at me like you don't know what it is.
Don't look at me like you think I'm just making this up.
Be surprised if people call me and go, Kamala, what is it, baby?
You better do something.
I know, I know.
I don't know what's going on here, but I'm doing Rutabagas, I'm doing Monus, and that's what I've got.
I've seen things before.
I'm thinking to myself, if this is Lucifer incarnate, praise be to God.
Thank you, Jesus.
Thank you, Jesus.
Let me see here.
Here we go.
Kelly says, thank you for grace.
I think we said that.
Crypto said.
Yes, we did.
I'm sorry.
Let me see.
105 in Houston right now.
She's not sitting down here.
I don't believe so.
Frank says, isn't it a matter of record that Oprah is a, well, I don't know.
Pseudo?
Is that what you're saying?
I do not know this.
Crypto says, that's her call slang.
Charisse says, you are too funny, Lionel.
I love all of your impressions and singing.
LOL.
Well, thank you, baby.
I appreciate that as well.
Marion Fagioli.
Thank you.
Dispicious.
Dispicious.
Talking loud and saying nothing, James Brown.
That's right, buddy.
That is right.
You got a lot of time down there, but a damn thing is out of the right because you got your goddamn man, especially coming in here and screwing up that farmer's food.
Thank you.
You know what?
I don't know what he's saying, but I love his passion.
Speaking of which, let's go back a little memory lane, shall we?
Remember this one?
closed, the border is secure.
The border is secure.
Do you know that the border is secure?
No, it's true.
I have to be there for the last two years.
Hehehehe.
You see, Joe is so mad at these bastards.
He is so mad.
Oh, is an invasive species.
You're absolutely right about that.
Joe doesn't know.
Joe is so mad.
Joe hates these people.
Do you see Joe?
Joe says, I'm doing the thing.
I'm having it.
You can't do it.
What do you mean I can't do it?
I'm having a cabinet meeting.
You can't have it.
Oh, yeah?
Tell me I can't have it.
Tell me I can't have a cabinet meeting.
You don't have any kind of meeting I want.
What do you mean I can't have a cabinet meeting?
Sure I can.
This is the first time anybody see anything like this ever.
It's unbelievable.
Now one more thing, by the way, before we forget.
I've got to tell you this one too.
You know how much I love the Diddy story.
And on Lionel Eagle, This is the greatest story in the world.
Did you see all this?
All this stuff that's coming out?
How about Diddy on Kimmel?
This is love.
I saw a guy on the internet the other day who said he used to be your security guard who said that when you were dating J-Lo, Will Smith and Jada tried to pick her up on a threesome and you were going to beat up Will Smith.
Is that true?
Yo, this show's gotten crazier since the last time I...
It's all about love, though.
That's not true?
You really heard that?
Yeah, yeah, I watched it on the internet.
You're telling me I can't believe everything I read?
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Jimmy, I thought we was friends.
Dead man walking.
He's got more dirt on more people.
Oh, you know they're going to do it?
Yeah, okay.
You're going to do it?
Yeah, we're going to do it.
Okay, how are you going to do it?
Well, first thing you're going to do is you've got to make sure.
Do us a favor.
Did you put out the you-know-what watch?
The S?
Yeah, good.
Put that one out.
Set the standard.
Let people know about this.
Now, This is also critical for you to know.
Since 1960 in New York City, it has been absolutely 100% tradition that the Al Smith Award is the biggest deal.
This is put on by the Diocese of New York.
This is the Al Smith Award.
It's every single year a traditional.
Since major presidential, it's what everybody has done since the beginning of time.
Since Fulton Sheen, Reagan did it, Carter.
It is, you never miss it.
Guess who's missing it?
For the first time, she's going to be stumping somewhere or whatever.
Listen to this great moment.
And even when they're digging people.
It's still cordial.
Watch the greatest president of our lifetime stick it to Hill.
All of the heated back and forth between my opponent and me at the debate last night, we have proven that we can actually be civil to each other.
In fact, just before taking the dais, Hillary accidentally bumped into me.
And she very civilly said, "Pardon me." Look at Hillary.
Look at this.
Good for her.
And I very politely replied, let me talk to you about that after I get into office.
Thank you.
Thank you.
This has been a part of American, just like the White House correspondence.
It has been a part of everything.
George King said, Al Smith dinner is too inside baseball, in my opinion.
I don't know what that means.
But to all of the folks, she's sending the message out to people who are involved in this, who have been watching this.
She's basically saying, I'm the first person.
While, theoretically, if you believe this crap, she wants to debate.
She wants another three-on-one debate with Trump.
You shouldn't do it.
She can't take it.
Hillary Clinton is a psychopath and dangerous and ruthless and whatever it is.
But she's smart.
She's smart.
I wouldn't want her for anything.
Doesn't matter.
Even she showed up.
Everybody.
But this is how low rent Miss Cackle.
Hey, brother!
Hey, baby!
Go ahead.
White tail.
This is in...
This is like things like Puxatawney Phil.
Freedom says, none of us, including you, Lionel, will never be part of the big club.
And by the F Hillary, Trump 2024, it's over for USA.
Well, this is the old, you know, George, thank you for that.
This is the old George Carlin thing.
I don't want to be a part of the big club.
I don't want to be there.
We don't have to be.
You don't understand what I'm saying.
The big club will do just fine without us.
Well, let me tell you something, Freedom, what's the most important?
They've got this new club I'd like to talk about, and it's the subject of tonight's subject, the subject of tonight's subject, which is spacious, how Elon and Trump pose existential threats to the deep state shadow government overlords.
This is the biggest thing.
Do you think Elon is a part of the big club?
Now listen, this woman said, you think somebody would have told her, Madam Vice President, you've got to go to this event.
You're going to be the only person, the only person in 64 years ever, ever, Hillary did it?
You can't do this.
Is it too white?
Is it too Catholic?
Is it too, what is it?
You don't even know how to play the game.
This is when, and so I disagree, this is not inside baseball.
This says, oh.
And there's a lot of folks, big shots, big, big Democratic money folks, big time, huge money folks who are thinking, oh dear God.
What a low life.
Bobby Dow says, Camila's neck reminds me of a frill neck lizard.
You will need to excuse me.
I have collard greens soaking in the bathtub.
Thank you.
Now, one thing, unfortunately, that I will not do.
I will talk about her voice, her speech.
And this is not directed at you.
I thank you.
Um, what she says, what she doesn't say, but I will never talk about things like her neck or her face or her, you know what I mean?
It's like when they were going after Hillary and her tangles, I said, no, no, don't do, no!
There's so much good.
She wants you to deflect.
She loves this.
Make the joke personal.
Make the joke about her being a woman.
No, no, no, no.
Don't do this.
I mean, we can do it because we're having fun.
But when they do this out there, no, because then you're saying, oh, I see.
So it's about her looks.
So that's it.
Well, you weren't saying too much about Trump's looks.
Orange face, orange this.
No, no, believe it or not.
It's one of those things.
But Elon Musk.
These people are so stupid.
I told you my dream.
I told you my dream.
I want the president to walk into a room and I'm sitting there.
A place that he's never been to before.
George says, I know you aren't a big Norm Macdonald fan, but he was brave at a 1997 press club dinner.
He said scathing jokes to the Clintons' face.
Huge cojones.
Worth a watch.
It was okay.
Don Imus did it too.
Other people did it too.
You're supposed to do that too.
Now let me, seriously, and I love you.
You think it's brave to go in front of a bunch of politicians to get your name out there and say something that's vicious or whatever it is?
You think that's brave?
There are people who are lining up for that.
That's how brave it is.
It's a no-brainer.
Remember that woman one year?
I forget what her name is.
Remember how she had that Debbie Wasserman Schultz hair?
I only bring it up.
I don't know what you call it.
That greasy weave look?
She was this actress with that kind of frizzy hair.
Not actress.
She was a comedian.
I don't know who she was.
She had a show for like an hour.
Watch the street?
Yeah.
Right.
Then one year they had They had, who was it?
Rich Little.
Remember that?
When Rich Little they wanted to, was it, was it Bush?
Or somebody who wanted, they brought Rich Little in?
I mean, with all due respect, and I love you to death, Norm Macdonald was okay, but they're making him out to be like the second coming of God.
I don't want to go into the whole Norm Macdonald thing, which is fine.
You know what happens when people die.
People just start going into auto mourning.
It was the greatest thing.
It's okay.
I mean, it's okay.
I mean, it's some funny things.
But that's not the point.
The point is simply this.
In my world and what's going on right now, there's Elon Musk, Peter Thiel.
We've got other people getting together who are ready to uncork.
A can of electronic and social media whoop-ass that nobody's ever seen before.
It's a different world.
But the thing is, there are traditions.
Let me ask you something.
Do you know any reason, can you think of any reason not to do the pardoning the turkey thing on the White House, whatever?
Can you think of any?
Michelle Wolf?
Yeah.
She lasted an hour.
She is as funny as stillbirth.
Absolutely horrible.
But anyway, because their whole thing was like that Samantha Bee thing.
It was just mean.
Would any of you ever turn down the pardoning of the turkey?
Would any of you turn down the Easter egg tradition?
Would any of you do, even though it's stupid and everything, the pardoning of the turkey?
No!
Every president has done this since the beginning of time.
So for her to turn down the Al Smith, it's just like, even in Washington, they're saying, oh, you really, you pissed off institutional donors, the money people, showing this, this, I don't know what it is.
No.
It's not inside baseball.
And the reason why is simply this.
She's an idiot.
Let me say that again.
I don't think you heard me.
We use that word idiot.
I have never seen an idiot.
There have been a few people who I think is an idiot.
They're not at this level.
Maxine Waters.
Hank Johnson.
Hank Johnson said, He thought that Guam would tip over.
Remember that?
Oh!
See what they're doing to Matt Gaetz?
Two things to watch out for.
Matt Gaetz and Bobby Kennedy Jr.
Oh!
Oh!
They're having a ball with him.
A ball with him.
Remember I told you a while back.
Now listen to Uncle Lenny here.
This is a guy who's...
When you've seen your father destroy, this is enough.
You're a heroin addict.
You're one of, what, 90 kids in your family alone?
You're a number.
You've been this wild child.
You're part of this world of whatever it is.
Your family turns on you.
He goes to women.
He wants as many...
There are all these stories about...
He's just...
There's something...
He's great with his stuff.
You know, when he does his things about whatever it is.
But I'm telling you, like I told you before, he's a nut!
He's a good guy, whatever.
But they're already...
He can't get near the White House.
He can't get...
He can be like an advisor.
He's like, okay.
He's an advisor.
He's like, okay.
I heard something one time a while back, very interesting, about a kind of a crush or something between Vivek's wife and, no, no, Vivek and J.D. Vance's wife.
Did you ever hear that one?
Nothing big, but just kind of like, oh, that's okay.
We can deal with that.
But Bobby Kennedy, you can't do this.
Don't get near him, Mr. President.
Please, not in the White House.
He can be an advisor.
He can be whatever it is.
They've got all these people.
They've got all these strange kind of...
Look, you've got Pete Booty, giggity, giggity, giggity, who has, what, a maternity leave?
I don't know if they're breastfeeding or whatever the hell they're doing.
You've got all these freaks.
I understand.
You're going to say, by comparison, it doesn't really matter.
But aside from that, but watch that story.
It's going.
And also, Matt Gaetz.
Now, Matt Gaetz is a smart guy, but I told you about him.
Watch what happens.
Remember, don't get too close to him.
I mean, we need some serious people.
We've got Trump, and I understand that.
But understand, get ready to have your reaction.
When something bad happens and Bobby Kennedy does something, it gets caught.
Or Matt Gaetz, do you know what you're going to say?
Do you have your answer?
Never get caught flat-footed.
Where's Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Where is she?
Where is she?
I thought she was good before.
She might be good.
I don't know if a lot of people like her.
Trump's doing great right now.
I want this all to be about Trump.
Nobody else.
Let me go back to what I'm saying.
The thing you've got to understand is that she's a blithering idiot.
Do you know if I brought you in, if I brought you in and I said, listen, if I said, hey, Libby Town, hey, By the way, you say Bobby Kennedy for Health and Human Services.
Did you just hear what I said?
Libby?
Libby.
Hon, did you hear what I just said?
When he goes to Health and Human Services and some woman claims that he was sexting her, pictures of him squatting over a goldfish bowl.
Or whatever it is.
Or making snail marks on the ground.
Or whatever you want to call it.
What are you going to say about that?
Have you thought about that?
Get ready for it.
Get ready for it.
If you have him on there.
You know he's going to do it.
What are you going to say about it?
I don't know.
Doesn't matter.
He knows.
I know he's great.
He'd be good for FDA.
You know, CDC, and he's wonderful.
What are you going to do?
So look at this one.
Gina said this.
What about, can we talk about Maui and thousands of kids missing Oprah?
Gina, whatever happened to Oprah and the kids?
Whatever happened to this?
Whatever happened to Oprah buying all this property in Lahaina?
Where does this work?
What is this story?
What about Sean Penn?
Remember him?
He was a part of this whole thing.
I'm with you.
Do we just forget about it?
Yeah, we forget it.
No, Libby says, Libby says compromise.
Libby Town's good.
I like your style.
But always remember.
Always remember.
So all you do is simply this.
All you do is simply this.
You just say.
Let's say there was a Bobby Kennedy thing.
Okay.
He asked what he did.
Yeah.
Does that mean we get to withdraw the recommendation for Saint?
I don't know if anybody's heard of this.
He's working for Health and Human Services.
Yeah.
I know.
I just want to make sure you understand that.
Health and Human Services.
That's what he's...
That's what I'm here for.
Not Pope, not Saint, not whatever it is.
You understand that?
Do you understand, ladies and gentlemen?
I'm glad you brought this up.
If I got rid of everybody in Washington, and by the way, he's a Kennedy.
Do you know how Teddy and Bobby and the father, they ran pimp services out of?
Do you know that?
Do you know that up to and including that?
Oh.
Jackie and her sister, these were, let me tell you something, when you see somebody walking like on the old Route 3, hey, girly, girly, cheap!
You know the difference between her and Pamela Harriman and the girls at lunch and the Babe Paley's and all these people?
They're the same!
They're the same!
Trump's got to be ready.
If I got rid of everybody, or if nobody in Washington, every freak, degenerate, pederast, catamite, paraphyl, undinist, a feebophile, hebophile, chronophile, gerontophile, name it.
Anybody into frotage or...
...and you can see the next one.
My God, what is going on here?
I'm frozen!
Did you see that?
I was just frozen!
That was so attractive!
Did you see that?
What the hell was that?
So anyway, but that's a good point.
What ever happened with this Oprah?
By the way, aside from that, who is Oprah?
Who is Oprah?
I wish somebody would say, excuse me, do me a favor.
Who the hell is Oprah?
Does she sing?
Does she dance?
Does she act?
Well, she was in Color Purple.
Okay, that was good.
She's got her girlfriend, which is fine, Gayle.
Anybody seen Stedman?
Anybody seen Stedman?
By the way, Kitty talks about Maxine Waters.
I think Maxine Waters.
Maxine...
Maxine's pretty stupid.
Hank Johnson's still the best about Guam tipping over.
But it's hard to find somebody really, really as stupid as this one.
Freedom says, I, Trump, I, Trump, will get us back on track.
But as far as the B identity criminally family and all who screwed him over, nothing will happen.
I like this.
Let me see if I can...
I, Trump, will get his back on track.
But as far as the B-identity criminally fem...
You know, Freedom, you make me work for it, and I thank you.
I thank you.
I can see this right there.
Ding-ding.
I would have a movie.
Remember the Windtalkers?
I remember when talking about the Mojave, they would translate into, you know, I would have you.
Forget Enigma, you know, touring and all that.
I can see the Russians or the Germans saying, I don't understand what they're saying.
Is that the man?
Is that the man?
Freedom?
Yes.
This is saying.
The interrupting, the intercepting is...
These transmissions, I don't understand them.
And they're in English.
They're in English.
And I don't know what he's saying.
I don't know what he's saying.
They're planning something about the word, the patterns that he uses.
I don't understand.
What are they?
Letters, numbers, what?
I can't understand the camera.
The accents.
I don't understand.
You're not going anywhere.
Now, my friend, not the future, not the past president.
So anyway, my dear friends, I want you to sit back.
Are you talking to friends of yours?
Mrs. Dell and I were tooling about...
And we're going through our thing and we're saying, well, there's no signs here.
And then we turn the corner and this other little town is like, okay, there are the Harris whatever signs.
So one Trump sign said Trump 2024.
No Vance mention.
Have you noticed how boring the Gamala signs are?
Sometimes they say walls, sometimes they don't.
Now, October the 1st, I believe, is...
Hello!
October the 1st is the first debate between Timmy, Tampon Tim, and Vance.
That is going to be the worst thing you've ever seen.
I would love if all of a sudden Vance were to say, you know what, baby?
Sometimes it be like that.
Excuse me?
I'm sorry, what was that?
Did you...
Did I what?
Did you just...
What?
No, it's okay, Mr. Vance.
No, I just...
Your voice.
What about it?
No, I just...
The problem that we have to recognize as part of our commitment to the regular people is that homeboy in the sky is about the mama creel.
Excuse me?
I'm sorry.
What?
You don't mind if I break into Blinglish, do you?
Do you have a problem with that?
Why is that a problem?
I don't understand that.
I mean, I wish it was...
Please tell me.
You can't do that.
But she does that.
Or she's like, well...
Can I do this?
What would she do?
If she's around, why are there no Indian support?
No Indians anywhere?
South Asian?
Nowhere.
Remember when she was on that morning show and they said, you're Indian?
Well, a little bit Indian.
So anyway, dear friends, the stories...
Oh, a couple of things.
Have you noticed?
The Taylor Swift help has been nothing.
Have you seen, honey, it's in reverse.
It's lost its momentum.
A lot of people are saying, we don't like what you've done.
She's still trying to figure out what to do because this kind of an arranged boyfriend-girlfriend thing, whatever, was leaked.
Because you know the story about Taylor Swift.
I don't think I have to tell you about that.
I think you know what I'm talking about.
You know what I mean?
I'm just saying.
You don't believe all this.
What, is she about 48 years old?
Is she doing this?
I'm just saying.
And her whole thing is she writes these songs about how I'm terrible with relationships.
I don't get along with anybody.
I have a difficult time in finding the right person.
I'm miserable.
I'm terrible.
And then she turns around and says, yo, but by the way, I think Gamal is terrific.
You know the story behind her, right?
You know that, right?
And you know the story behind Diddy, right?
You know what that's about, don't you?
Did you ever do that?
You see what I just said?
You filled in the blank, didn't you?
Did I say anything?
No.
What do you think I meant just now?
What do you think I just meant?
It's the most incredible thing in the world.
Do this.
I think you know the story about her, right?
And you'll say, oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
You know, I always thought so.
It's obvious.
What?
Whatever you want.
She is the phoniest thing ever.
Brian says, I don't pay attention to you.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that more than you will ever know.
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Trader Joe's or whatever.
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Have you ever noticed this?
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Have you noticed why the TVs always look better?
You look at this and you go, oh my god!
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Look at this!
Have you noticed that?
And then you get the TV home and you say, it's okay.
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It looks so much better in the store.
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And you say, why do these TVs look so great?
Why?
Lighting, maybe?
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Ambient lighting?
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You're not picking up on cable.
This is a source that goes right into the TV.
Your TV will look great, too.
But you're getting cable or getting into the box or getting into whatever it is.
It's a different story.
But I love that.
How about these women?
Closed circuit, sort of.
I think Nancy Lorenz is on to something.
We used to call it closed circuit.
But it's the same thing.
How about these women?
Who have these little, you know those little, you know those little paper like cups?
Like when you used to lose a tooth or something, it's like they put this, or a pill, you'd be at the hospital, you'd take a pill, there's this little, like a little shot glass sort of, but it's paper.
And there's this woman there, she says, I'm thinking, what?
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They had it in our store.
These women would show up and they have a little card table.
Remember a card table?
Did you have the card table?
And the thing, we open up the leg like this, this leg, and you set it down, kind of wobbly.
Anyway, they had the card table with a little thing and a frying pan.
And it was hooked up.
And she had Jimmy Dean sausages.
And she'd have it on a plate with a toothpick.
It smelled great.
And you have this little tiny bit.
This Jimmy Dean.
And it was the greatest.
This is fantastic.
This is the greatest.
I gotta have it.
Can I get a case of this?
And there was something about it.
I don't know what it was.
Last thing I want to tell you.
This is all I dropped off to get a bite to eat.
And there were these three young men, African-American, eating.
One guy had a bag.
I didn't recognize it.
It was a la Louis Vuitton, sort of.
Johnny Maz says, obese people with handicapped license plates.
Yuck.
Yeah.
And you wonder maybe, but they will use that as the...
And by the way, this is not, we're not ragging on the obese, but sometimes, you know, there's nothing wrong with them.
You know, you can walk a little bit.
Anyway.
This guy had on gold chains, platinum, white platinum, platinum watch, platinum rings dripping in diamonds.
Now, It looked legit.
If it's fake, I don't think so.
I was mesmerized.
Mesmerized by this.
Why are they there?
If what they have is real, it must be worth...
If all that was real, what do you think, half a million?
At least.
It's just one of those weird things.
And I want to tell you one more thing.
One of the things I love about life sometimes is, I just, I don't know why.
But there's something about people, see in New Jersey, diners are a special, special thing.
They're not, they're not what you, diners for me growing up are like some greasy spoon thing.
That's not Jersey at all.
They're another thing.
And every now and then you'll see somebody who's been there for a long time.
Her name is like Midge Madge.
Trixie.
Dot.
You know those names.
They're like perfect.
She's been there forever.
And they spend a lot of time on her hair and the bouffant.
And maybe her eyes.
She really, really, you know, she's been there for a long time.
How you doing, hon?
You know, very, very.
Want some more coffee, hon?
I love these people.
This woman had eye makeup, mascara.
Instead of a dark line, it was a white line.
I was mesmerized.
I wanted to just stare and say, how did you do that?
And why did you do that?
I could have just said that there's something about people where you look and you say, wow.
Then there was a woman next to us.
She was, I don't know, 210, 220, big.
Probably younger than we were, but she just was not in the best of shape.
And on her arm, she looked like her grandmother.
She's got this tattoo.
And I want to know, when did you get this?
And look at it.
Look at it.
It looked like a bruise.
I know, I'm the only one who thinks about this.
Why did you get this?
What were you thinking?
How drunk were you?
Andrew says, I had a patient eat a dishwasher pod thinking it was a food sample at Costco.
Oh my god.
Remember when they were doing the old food pod things?
Oh, wow.
They would have these challenges.
See, I could see that as being a real interesting Costco.
How much money they make?
And by the way, one more thing.
Because I think this is fascinating.
The food.
The food court at a Costco is the price of admission right there.
Hot dogs that are kind of like turning around and pizza that looks...
And they're just...
That's all I want to say.
My friends, please follow Mrs. L at Lynn's Warriors.
And I mean that sincerely.
Andrew T, Johnny Maz, the Spaz, Freedom, thank you, George Keene, Bobby Dowd, Crypto Domini.
We love you.
Marianne Fagioli.
Charisse.
Remember Sid Charisse?
Probably before you said it.
Sid Charisse married to Tony Martin, wasn't it?
Tony Martin, yeah.
Frank.
Just goes by the name Frank.
Thank you so much.
George Keane.
Kelly McKinnon, everyone.
Assunta Madone.
Grazie mille.
Bobby Dowd.
Andy Armour.
Bimmy Bean, ladies and gentlemen.
Pilgrim Media.
Let me see who was here.
And that's it.
And that's enough.
We thank you immensely for your kindness, for your support.
And now we're going to finish.
Are you done with that Menendez thing?
Yeah.
The Menendez story.
No.
Watching it.
Finishing it.
Oh.
Watch it.
It's on Netflix.
It is about the Menendez brothers.
It will blow your mind.
Remember that one?
Blow your mind.
There's a kid with a tube, and the things they said about their parents, the people who came forward and said, that's exactly what happened.
Absolutely incredible.
And I remember at the time saying, why did they do...
Anyway, we'll talk about that later.
But if you're watching Netflix, it's really worth a consideration.
All right, dear friends, thank you.
Have a great and glorious night.
Remember, we're going to win this thing.
We're going to win this thing.
If the good Lord is willing, the creek don't rise.
And I do not understand.
I cannot explicate the degree of elation that I will feel on that day when I say, so help me God.
So help me God.
That was the oath, right?
Are you sure?
Yes.
Can I get excited now?
Yes.
Because I won't be able to exhale.
Until it is official.
And I hope that he does the swearing in immediately.
Immediately.
And everything else after that is pro forma.
I think that's kind of the way it is.
All right, dear friends.
Have a great and glorious day.
Thank you so much.
See you tomorrow at 8 a.m.
And don't forget, as we always end with this valedictory, this sayonara, this adios, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
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