What Shannon Sharpe Should Have Said About His Viral Instagram "Moment"
What Shannon Sharpe Should Have Said About His Viral Instagram "Moment"
What Shannon Sharpe Should Have Said About His Viral Instagram "Moment"
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I recognize that the country and the world collectively are waiting for me to respond. | |
That's what I think about the Shannon Sharp Instagram Live recording incident. | |
Where he was caught theoretically in flagrante delicto via a recordation of he and I guess some nubile lass in the middle of some type of concupiscent ecstasy via what may very well be intromission or something thereabouts. | |
I'm not going to waste a lot of time. | |
By telling you what I think you should have done. | |
Except for this. | |
First, let me tell you what you shouldn't do. | |
Especially when you haven't committed a crime, when there's nothing allegedly involving children or something that's non-consensual or something that's in any way illegal. | |
Here's what you do. | |
You don't say your phone was hacked. | |
You don't do the hacked thing. | |
That just doesn't work. | |
I don't know why somebody's going to hack a phone and place a nondescript kind of a noise, basically, without any kind of identifiable anything. | |
So, if indeed you were hacked, you were hacked by people who had no idea of what hackage normally involves. | |
But that being said... | |
Here's what you should have done. | |
Said nothing. | |
Nothing. | |
If somebody said, Shannon, what's that? | |
What's what? | |
That thing on your phone. | |
The thing on my phone. | |
You broadcast live on Instagram. | |
I did? | |
Oh. | |
Okay. | |
Is that you? | |
I don't know what that is. | |
What is that, a desk? | |
It looks like a... | |
I don't know what that is. | |
I don't know. | |
Was it a movie? | |
Did you butt dial? | |
I don't know. | |
I don't know. | |
I don't even know what... | |
What is this? | |
It sounds like somebody's in ecstasy. | |
Yeah. | |
That's it. | |
It would have driven people crazy. | |
Shannon, what? | |
Come clean. | |
You know, if Bill Clinton had come clean, we wouldn't have had the whole dress thing. | |
But that's a joke I had to do because it just say nothing. | |
Come on, Shannon. | |
We know what that is. | |
What? | |
It looks like a desk. | |
No, no. | |
It looks like you were in the middle of something and maybe you didn't know it, but you were recording. | |
You went live. | |
Uh-huh. | |
Yeah. | |
Well, you know, maybe. | |
I don't know. | |
And just don't say anything. | |
And if you wanted to, you could say maybe it was a butt dial, maybe I was watching a movie. | |
I don't know. | |
But the best thing is to say, I don't know. | |
Don't confirm. | |
Don't deny. | |
Why do people feel like they have to say anything? | |
Why does he owe his legions of fans and admirers an explication of what happened? | |
I let you down. | |
Let me down how? | |
Believe me, with what's going on in life, this is the least letting down of anything. | |
What are you talking about? | |
What do you mean? | |
What is this even... | |
What do you mean? | |
Just don't say anything. | |
It would drive... | |
People crazy because the public believes that you've got to always answer everything, that they own you. | |
Now, again, there were videos, there was something illegal. | |
Yeah, okay. | |
But this was a sound. | |
There weren't any police reports filed, I don't believe. | |
We don't know the identity, maybe, of this ostensible woman, young lady. | |
I don't know. | |
Let it go. | |
It'll drive them crazy. | |
And the reason why it'll drive them crazy is that you're showing them, I don't have to explain anything to you. | |
I don't owe you anything. | |
I don't have to explain anything to you. | |
You don't own me. | |
You don't mean anything to me. | |
I mean, I like you folks. | |
You're great. | |
It's wonderful. | |
Thank you so much for all you've done and thanks for making me who I am and I appreciate it because what he did with Cat Williams is to me, if ever there was something that was absolutely trend-setting, it was certainly that. | |
But he doesn't owe anybody anything. | |
And whatever you say is stupid. | |
I let you down? | |
Let what down? | |
What is he, a monk? | |
The pope? | |
The priest? | |
Some religious icon? | |
Some celebrity whose purity and grace and whose this strong veneer of moral... | |
Oh, stop it! | |
You're Shannon Sharp! | |
It'll love it! | |
And then, whenever you look at me, people say, I don't know. | |
I don't know. | |
Try authenticated. | |
Think about this in a court of law. | |
If somebody were to come, let's say a woman says, excuse me, that was me? | |
That was you? | |
Yes. | |
What was you? | |
What? | |
Was that you? | |
You mean the desk? | |
No, not the desk. | |
That's a picture. | |
The audio, that was me. | |
And who are you? | |
It makes you interesting. | |
It makes you intriguing. | |
It makes you feel, or it makes you almost as though you're Dare I say, mysterious. | |
And it makes you, I don't know what the word is, it makes you something of a, I don't know, like the Marlboro Man. | |
Who is that man? | |
Who is he? | |
And the more you let on that you don't care, the more that you Just look the other way. | |
The more it's just, well, I don't know. | |
That's a mystery. | |
Now let's talk about whatever. | |
It'll drive them crazy. | |
So just remember, and this is to everybody out there, you don't owe anybody anything. | |
Again, no minor children, nothing criminal, nothing forced, nothing non-consensual. | |
It's just bad audio. | |
That's all. | |
Uncle Lenny knows what he's talking about. | |
Do me a favor, dear friend. | |
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For shame. | |
For shame. | |
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Alright, dear friends. | |
And do me one more favor. |