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Sept. 10, 2024 - Lionel Nation
01:11:47
Let's Get Ready to Rumble? All Eyes Will Be on Philly Tomorrow Night
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There is so much that is happening right now and it goes beyond and to the exclusion of everything that may be happening specifically regarding the debate tomorrow night.
We're going to be talking about this.
You're going to be hearing expert after expert say basically the same thing over and over and over and over again.
And it's time for us to sift through this and to recognize, first, find that you do not waste your time with people who do not know of what they are saying.
Everybody has something to say, but most of the time it's not very well thought.
It's just a reaction.
It's a blurt.
You're also going to be talking to people who don't know anything, who don't know anything about history, politics, nothing.
And this is about politics.
It's not about, you know, what you think, and it depends about how is this going to break through the blood-brain barrier and affect citizens.
I was into a very interesting discussion.
Regarding a friend of mine as to what's going on in the Middle East, and I said, you don't understand something.
You're talking about a subject Americans know nothing about and care nothing about.
Americans don't care about the Middle East.
And when I say don't care about it, I say, try me.
Try.
Make a statement about Hamas.
Make a statement about Israel.
Make a statement about terrorism or something.
But move on.
Move on.
I was watching something the other day, and I really, I mean, I'm not saying I don't care about it, but I'm, remember, it's what you think, it's what they think.
I was watching some wonderful stuff today with Judge Napolitano and Aaron Monte and Blumenthal and everybody going, I'm thinking about myself, this is fantastic, it has nothing to do with the election.
Nobody cares about this.
Nobody cares about this.
Americans don't care about this.
It's not at their level.
Ukraine, Americans don't care.
They don't understand about Afghanistan.
They don't understand Afghanistan.
It's like trying to, this is for political reasons, it's like trying to explain to people that Americans don't want to eat what's good for them.
They don't care what's good for them.
They care what they like, what hits.
And I know politics.
And I know this group.
I know this.
And you've got to be able to recognize the difference between what you believe to be important and what will get the voters' attention.
Do you hear what I am saying?
Listen to this.
Listen to this.
Here is the story that is the one that will get your attention like nobody's business.
And let me say this to you right now.
And let me show you, let me prove to you people are not aware of this.
But this is the focus I would jump on immediately.
Raul Rodriguez says, Would you prepare, Kemala, for the debate?
Interesting.
But before we do that, I want to say something to you.
Let me see how good you are.
Very quickly, Springfield, Ohio.
Springfield, Ohio.
Springfield, Ohio.
What does that mean to you?
Anybody?
Springfield, Ohio.
Answer my question.
Springfield, Ohio.
By the way, there was some suggestion that Alex Jones may have said that she's going to be doing Molly or Ecstasy.
Come on, stop it.
Spring...
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Tom Malloy.
Little Hedy.
Keep going.
What about Springfield, Ohio?
Dennis says, no idea.
Very good.
Dennis, let me tell you about Springfield, Ohio.
You ready for this?
This is very interesting.
Haiti.
Okay, Brian says Haiti.
Okay, disaster.
Okay, Dave Chappelle.
Okay, listen to this.
Haitians eating duck.
What?
Women, what?
Springfield, Ohio had a population of 58,000 in 2020.
Since the pandemic, they received 20,000.
50%?
About a year ago, a Haitian migrant without a U.S. license hit a school bus, killing an 11-year-old boy, injuring 23 others.
It goes on and on and on.
And there are folks going to this city, black, white, saying, please help us.
They're eating pets and ducks and...
They're eating anything.
Dogs, cats.
This is what they're saying.
Now, let me see if I can explain this to you.
Immediately, immediately, the Democrats are going to stop you because you're ostensibly a Republican and you are somebody who is a pro-Trump person.
But go through it.
Spend some time.
Have you...
Have you signed up yet for X or Twitter?
You cannot believe what people are saying.
It is the most incredible story anybody has ever seen.
I want to tell you this.
There are pictures.
They're going to say, you're being racist.
No, nobody's being a racist.
Just do me a favor, because when you read this, these disturbing reports, you cannot believe.
Check out Shadow of Ezra.
Check out Dom Lugar.
Just go and see for yourself.
Go to X or Twitter.
See this.
It's unbelievable.
Listen to what people are saying.
This town went from having a population of 60,000 getting 20,000 Haitians.
And Haitians are nothing wrong with being Haitians.
But this is incredible.
Watch Colin Rigg.
They're talking about pets and dogs and cats, and you can't believe what you are seeing.
And to be fair, there are many, many people who are, they say, listen, and I'm going to say something right this moment, and I know people get upset about this, as I think I've made myself, I don't eat animals, but I do not understand.
I do not understand the difference between eating, let's say, a chicken and eating a cat or a duck or a deer or an eel or a pig.
What the hell is the difference?
I don't understand this.
I'm not a speciesist.
I remember one time watching Andrew Zimmer and he said one of the most...
Delicious forms of meat he ever had was a mule.
It's just a horse they've had.
We are so weird about this.
Oh, you can't eat that.
Why not?
What's the difference?
What about a rabbit?
Oh, that's good.
Conejo, you know, that kind of thing.
Okay.
Okay, that notwithstanding, I would say, Mr. President, You can stand before the American people all day long.
You can talk about Afghanistan and inflation.
And you can bore these people.
These are Americans, ladies and gentlemen.
Americans don't know anything.
They don't even have a map.
They don't know where anything is.
They don't know.
Look at this.
Greetings, Uncle Lenny from Australia.
God bless our Aussie fans.
But go before them and say, if you continue with the Gamala administration, your dogs and cats will not be safe.
You think I'm kidding?
You think I'm kidding?
They're going to say, what?
In Springfield, Ohio.
Do you see pictures of Haitians walking through where they've got a duck?
You know, we've got ducks.
I don't know if you've got those mallards or the Muscovies or whatever these things are.
They used to have these...
Remember those dog abatements?
He'll bring these Irish setters and...
Irish...
Not Irish setters.
What the hell are they called?
You know, the...
The dogs that would corral...
Anyway!
They would bring them on the river here, on the Hudson River, and let these dogs kind of scare away border collies, excuse me, scare away ducks.
The ducks were everywhere.
They were everywhere.
And in Jersey, there's deer.
Oh my God, there's deer everywhere.
Always, you always see deer.
I was traveling I looked in the rearview mirror of the Yugo to stretch.
And so help me God, I just did like this.
I looked over and crossing, it looked like there were like a hundred deer.
I know there weren't.
But within the context, I thought, oh my God, they just walked across.
They didn't even, they were cars.
Anyway, this is the story that gets people's attention.
And we're talking about New York, and I'm saying, listen, I thought it was bad here.
We don't have Haitians walking around with machetes, going after ducks, walking around with ducks in the middle of the street.
This is the story!
This is the thing that gets people, what?
That's how you get people's attention.
That is how you get People's attention.
You bring people over and with all due respect to Haitians, what do you want?
I'm going to say something to you and you might or might not find this offensive.
I don't know.
I can't say.
It's hard to say.
But I'm going to try.
I'm going to tell you a story about a friend of mine who used to work In the restaurant business.
And he said he never understood.
He says, let me explain.
In the New York area in particular.
He says, let me tell you about this restaurant business in particular.
And let me try to give you an idea.
He never knew poverty.
He never knew anything.
Like he did when these folks would show up at the back of the door of the restaurant and say, I need a job, you know, a delivery.
And how they deliver, I have no idea.
They're the hardest working people.
But I mean from all over the world.
But good dishwashing.
They would sleep on the floor.
They would sleep on cardboard.
On the hard floor with just a sheet of cardboard.
To make enough money to send back to their...
They would take their money that they'd make and they would put it in their shoe.
They would put it in their shoe in the event they were going home and they were robbed.
They said nobody would look in their shoes.
I mean, they're just the hardest working people.
He said, but you do not understand.
You do not understand the level of poverty.
You do not understand the level of desperation.
You do not understand what these people will do when it comes to members of their family selling.
They will sell.
They know poverty the likes of which you can't imagine, whether it's children or daughters or animals or whatever it is.
It is not that they are subhuman.
They are.
This is what poverty does.
Christian Janus says, I saw a Haitian hodling, hoding, what I thought was a cockatoo.
I had beautiful yellow feathers.
I asked him what it was.
He said, a bird.
Okay, well, and this is not meant to make fun of these people.
This is a reality.
And when you have people that come to this country from places that know poverty you've never seen, places, villages, areas, little enclaves where babies and people are born, there's no birth certificate.
There's no recordation of anything.
You don't even know who these people are.
Are they inbred?
I'm not talking everywhere, but some places you have no idea.
They don't read.
They don't know.
This is because of poverty and poverty that is continued to be inbred, homozygotic, compressed poverty, destitution, bread.
It's replicated.
It just is beyond anything anybody can even imagine.
And they're coming here untested, unvetted, to just end up in swarms.
And if you happen to be a Springfield, Ohio, if you happen to be wherever it is, here they come.
And it's not their fault.
Sometimes when you, and I hate to make it sound like this, but sometimes when you introduce, you know those flying carp, you know those, somebody introduced one of these, I don't know, or it broke through us a net, one of the fish, and it's completely destroyed the ecosystems of wherever it is.
If tomorrow night, and by the way, we're going to be going, All night tomorrow.
We're going to be doing a pre-show version.
We're going to be watching it.
We're going to be doing a post-show.
So get ready for this one.
Get ready and have a notepad handy so that when we speak, you understand specifically the particular references that you make.
We're talking about something, my friends, that you just cannot believe.
You cannot believe what we're talking about here.
And nobody wants to because they don't want to get their hands dirty.
They don't want to say things.
But we are talking about people who are...
My friend told me that he saw stuff and heard stuff.
Destitution.
And that's where, whenever you go in, and if ever you want to be, if you want to get into the trafficking world, here's what you do, friends.
Remember, traffickers...
Are people who want to go after it for the money.
They're not pedophiles.
I'm sorry to keep saying that, but you have this idea.
Some might be, that's not what they do.
Organized crime does not do this.
I told you before, there were people in organized crime in New York that were making some of the most hideous movies and stuff you've ever seen at Times Square.
They didn't in any way find...
The victimization of children or people to be noteworthy.
But they're gangsters and they make money and that's it.
That's it.
And if that's it, okay.
Sorry.
Sorry.
But there are people who don't understand our rules.
And let me tell you something.
If I wanted, if you said to me, listen, we want to go into this business, you know what I'd say?
Where would you go?
Oh, you want a bunch of kids?
Oh, simple.
Form a charity.
I'll do that.
Where do you want to go?
Haiti?
Dominican?
I don't know.
Tell me where they are.
Tell me where the poverty is.
That's where I'll go.
Let's get a name of somebody, a big name of maybe a star or somebody.
We'll get all kinds of UN money.
And nobody will know where they go.
Nobody will know.
As long as they get their cut, we go there.
Guess what?
And I'm lauded.
What a nice man!
Look at this boy's town!
Hey!
And don't think that doesn't go on in this country either.
It's a little bit more difficult.
But for widespread, and if you went to these countries and you put the word out, sell us your kids!
We're talking worlds nobody wants to hear about because they live in this nice little gated community and they drive their Range Rover and they put their little sign in their front lawn that says Harris Walls.
Yay!
Trust the science.
Yay!
They have no idea.
They have no idea.
I admit, I am jaundiced.
I am contaminated.
When you see, and let's just talk about children first.
You go to these countries.
Nobody's going to check.
We have how many unaccounted for?
Honey, how many?
304,000 kids?
400,000 unaccompanied minors.
Where do you think they went?
You know how much you'll get for a kid?
You know how much?
Pablo Escobar would say, how much?
What am I busting my ass for with this cocaine?
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
Give me a person.
Give me a child.
Give me a worker.
Give me a human being.
This is slavery, baby.
The same people who want to go back and...
Provide all this unburdened by the past.
They want you to pay up for stuff you had nothing to do with.
Chattel slavery.
Treating human beings like animals.
What's going on right here?
We're the biggest bunch of...
I promise you.
If America knew and they say...
And you look at right here.
Right here.
This is the face of this.
Not because she's in on it.
Because she's so bloody stupid.
She doesn't know what's going on.
Alright, stop for a moment right now.
Things are bad in this country.
You do know that, right?
I'm not just...
You know I'm not just saying that, right?
You know that.
I mean, it's like more than you...
And the stuff that you know, especially if you watch Fox News, it's such a joke!
It doesn't cover anything!
None of it!
And I'm saying to myself, Mr. President, take off the reins and just stop this stuff.
No more Kimberly Guilford.
I can't play that again for you.
I can't.
It's inhumane.
Tell people the truth.
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Edie Crowley says, that's a Woodstock Fest size of kids.
Yep, that's exactly right.
That is exactly right.
Think about that, honey.
Woodstock.
That many kids.
And when I see these, oh, the names, do you want to go through the names of the celebrities?
We never found out.
What are you involved with?
Where'd they go?
I don't know.
Oh, you wouldn't believe it.
Law enforcement knows.
Big time.
Human trafficking is It is everywhere.
It is everywhere.
There was something that was going on.
Once I show you the money, there was something going on regarding a particular I don't know what it was.
Anything involving, for example.
I'm not saying they all are, but look at, I don't know about you, but in New York, and all the boroughs as well, well here, every five feet there's a nail salon.
Every five feet.
I swear to God, I don't know how they do it.
And there's pictures, a lot of them, some are Chinese, a lot of them are South American and Latino, and they have these pictures.
Of the licenses.
And so help me God.
I just was, one time, I was waiting and I'm a gentleman, trust me.
Mannies, petties, be a human being.
This is the one indulgence.
There's nothing worse than disgusting nails on a man.
Nothing.
Nothing.
There's no excuse for that.
Anyway.
So I was there waiting, and I'm looking, and I look at the pictures, and I swear to God, I said, these are the same pictures.
You're a racist.
They look alike.
Oh, there you are.
You can't even say that.
I said, no, no, I'm thinking these are the same pictures.
Who are these people?
Chang, Louie, who are these people?
I don't know, but they've got, you know, by law.
If all of a sudden this person shows up, doesn't show up, it just disappears, baby.
America doesn't want to talk about that.
America doesn't want to talk about that.
America wants to make America great again and just stand up there and go, come on!
Oh, this is great!
Oh, this is wonderful!
Oh, we can go to...
Thank you, Tulsi!
I mean, that's good.
But America really doesn't want to get its hands dirty.
Doesn't want to really peel back the layers of the onions.
Believe me when I tell you that.
America couldn't take what was going on.
America could not...
Handle what is happening here.
Do you hear what I'm telling you?
It couldn't take it.
It wouldn't know what to do.
It's disgusting.
And tomorrow night, he's going to waste time with what?
What's he going to waste time with, Trump?
Inflation?
You've heard inflation your whole life.
What's he going to do?
Give you another inflation story?
Come on!
You've got one, what is it, two hours?
No.
Starts at nine.
Do we know by an hour?
Should be three hours.
Ninety minutes, something like that, okay?
Americans are stupid.
Are you listening to me?
Listen, I'm going to say you people, notwithstanding, you're a little bit different, but Americans are stupid.
When I saw this Springfield, I said, that's it.
That's it.
People walking through with bloody...
Duck necks and machetes.
It's like, great!
Welcome to America!
How do you like that?
How do you like that?
Now we get in the picture?
If I could get a picture, I swear to God, I can't.
But if I could get somebody wearing like a witch doctor mask in Beverly Hills, walking with a severed goat or something, I swear to you, I would say, That's my picture.
You give me that and you talk about inflation, what are you going to talk about?
Hey, Tulsi, what should President Trump talk about?
And when you were Attorney General, you were responsible for incarcerating, I know, black men for weed when I joked about doing weed.
Are you kidding me?
Is that the gotcha?
You think that's going to get anybody's attention?
Do you think anybody's going to say, honey, guess what?
Yeah, I'm voting for Trump.
Why?
Well, I was watching this debate, and Trump brought up the fact that when Tulsi was the AG, she actually was responsible for putting black men.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
What are you talking about?
And the best one, too, they're going to say, Talk about Afghanistan.
How many think that's a big deal?
That's a big deal for us.
That's not the American voter.
E.D. Crowley says, I hope Trump doesn't breathe down Cammie's back the way he did Hillary's bad look.
Remember that?
Who cares about the bad look?
He won.
He won.
The way he was stalking, he won.
You see, E.D., sometimes we point things out and they don't have any effect.
Sometimes people like it.
Look, let me give you an example of something.
Let me give you an example.
And this is really, really, really, really important.
Today's topic.
I know that most people don't get it, but I'm going to tell you.
Hey, it's Evan Webb.
Evan said Lionel Westerners can't even talk about this subject.
They internalize.
No objective thinking to solve problems like this.
Well, true.
But remember, one thing about Americans, they're stupid when it comes to politics.
They don't understand this.
They don't understand this.
Let me give you a timeout and a story here.
Did you see this?
This is very interesting.
Did you see this story about Tom Brady's NFL premiere?
Did you see this?
I did a video that is going to drop at about...
So all you wonderful...
Lionel Nation fans can see it early.
And it's going to drop, and the title is called, and this is very important, it's a beautiful juxtaposition, dare I say.
It's a wonderful juxtaposition.
And it's called, Tom Brady is the Kemala of NFL Broadcasting, except that he knows something about the subject.
It was this story where for the first time this guy comes along, and this is arguably, I think, one of the best, if not the best, football players or quarterbacks in modern history.
Absolutely, positively, without a doubt.
And people have no concept of the math, the strategy, the brilliance.
Of how to play any sport and the tactics and strategies that are employed.
He is without a...
He is a...
He's a freak.
He's an absolute freak.
He's 47-whatever years old.
Len Dawson, there's a picture of Len Dawson on the sideline.
He played for, what, the Chiefs in the 60s.
He would be smoking a cigarette and drinking coffee.
Sometimes they drink, take a shot of booze at halftime.
And he's drinking, you know, mineral water, electrolytes water.
I was watching this thing the other day by Dana White.
He's talking about his 86 hour water fast.
What?
86 hour water fast.
I had electrolytes and then bone broth.
You had what?
Bone broth.
I thought you said water fast.
People just they love to you know.
Talk about stuff.
Edie says, Gamal is only 5-2.
Trump would lose female voters.
I mean, he could, but listen, with all due respect, do you think somebody, a woman, was going to say, you know what, I was going to vote for Trump?
Why?
Because he's got a great program, he knows what he's talking about, versus this gedrool, okay, this fool, this imbecile.
But you know what he did?
He walked behind her.
I don't think he can do that the way they did in the old theater and around, but he walked behind her.
And I'm going to vote for her now.
Why?
Because he walked behind her.
And she's 5 '0".
No!
When you say lose a female, you think a woman's going to vote for him or for her?
Okay, that's one.
Don't worry about that.
We're not there.
Think big.
Think big.
Okay?
But let me go back to this.
Today on Twitter, I find this fascinating.
People are destroying Tom Brady.
He had his first debut.
They made more money because people watched him.
They're laughing all the way to the bank.
They're loving this.
And he's loving it.
He's saying, Tom, this is fantastic.
What?
Don't feel bad, Tom.
Oh, he says, oh, I don't.
You know how much money you made?
And with your viewer incentives?
I bet you got bonus.
Oh, you made a fortune.
And can you be that bad next week?
Yeah.
The joke's on you, Ichabod.
That's the way it works.
But social media don't understand that because they're trolls.
They're miserable, petulant, mean-spirited, jealous kids who just love to make fun of people.
But they miss the point.
He is the biggest thing ever.
Now, When Trump does something tomorrow night, remember what Uncle Lenny told you.
What's the goal?
See if you remember.
What's the one goal for President Trump?
Who remembers this first?
What did I tell you?
The number one goal that President Trump has.
What does he want to accomplish?
What?
What?
I'll wait a second because there's a little bit of a delay.
What is his goal?
What does he want?
What does he want the world to say after?
Edie's very, really right.
Do you want four more years of this?
That is exactly right.
But, okay, look at this.
Rattle came, Allah.
That's it.
Sway the undecided voter.
It's a very simple question.
It's a very, very simple question.
All you want to...
There we go.
Georgia, Texas says, did you see that?
That's it.
Very simple.
Oh my God.
Did you...
How many...
Remember a while back, sometimes you'll see a...
A movie.
Or hear of a movie.
It was so disgusting.
People were in the seats vomiting and they ran out.
It never happened.
One person got sick.
And they'll see it on Daily Mail.
Netflix has the most disgusting movie with the most disgusting sex scene and the most disgusting...
Never happened.
Never.
But they're going to tell you what happened.
Because that's the way you get people's attention.
We live in a troll society.
You want to talk about inflation, I'm going to say, we've got a bunch of...
You know what my ad would be?
Boom.
No, no, no.
Springfield, Ohio, okay?
2020.
You know, Mayberry.
Morning, John.
Morning, Grandma.
Little kid on this bike.
Throwing newspapers.
Springfield, Ohio.
You know, kids, and they're running in the, maybe this little sprinkler in the front yard, and this swing, and Saturday night, and oh, and black and white, and brothers and brothers, everybody's happy.
Just happy, happy.
And then all of a sudden, boom.
You see this big, like a stencil, like a boom, like a stencil.
2020, or COVID, or Biden, or whatever it is.
And then we have, remember, the Steven Seagal, they were Jamaicans, but they were these posse, the guy goes, screw face!
Remember that screw face?
I would have this, I would have people running, and this, this little kid, With his wagon saying, Fluffy!
Anybody see Fluffy?
Boom!
Then they cut to a rotisserie in the backyard of something.
Some group of patients dancing, you know, with machetes.
This little thing is rotating on a spit.
And little Timmy goes, Fluffy!
Anybody?
Biden-Harris.
You want four years of this?
You think I'm kidding?
You think I'm kidding?
Americans aren't going to understand things like inflation, NATO, and then there's Tulsi.
Tulsi's very good.
She's going to be president one day.
Absolutely.
The next one could very well be Tulsi and And Gavin Newsom.
Gavin Newsom's not going anywhere.
Gavin Newsom, put your money on that one.
I thought for sure.
Everybody knew it, too.
But this is how stupid these people are.
They actually wanted this jabroni.
In an email.
I go back to a very, very, very, very wonderful lesson.
This is Tony Schwartz.
This is the greatest.
This is the great pinwheel, the 10, 9, 8. This was the moment when my life changed.
This is the most important thing ever.
The Daisy ad.
Tony Schwartz.
He lived here, and I had the chance to meet him.
He died.
He had agoraphobia.
But it was the 10, 9, 8. It crystallized everything.
I love advertising.
Do you remember one of the greatest ads ever?
And I don't even know why.
If you're in my generation, do you remember this?
Let me just say this.
Mean Joe Green.
Oh!
Mean Joe Green.
Walking back after the game.
He's got his jersey on his shoulder.
He's got his hair messed up.
He's bloody and beaten and slow.
And he's got his helmet.
And he's walking.
And he said, hey, kid.
He goes, go ahead, Joe.
No, take it.
He had his Coke.
Coca-Cola.
Nobody says Coca-Cola.
Anyway, Coke.
Go ahead, Joe.
Huh?
No, really?
How this kid got into the tunnel, I have no idea.
Anyway, there's no NFL security.
These big lugs.
This little kid, you want the Coke?
Mean Joe?
Okay, kid.
And Joe picks the thing up, the bottle disappears in his hands, and he goes up like that, and he just inhales it.
He goes, hey, kid.
And he takes the jersey and flings it on him, and this kid gets his sweaty, bloody, dirty Joe Green jersey.
Thanks, Joe!
People are crying.
What the hell does that have to do with anything?
What?
I love Coke.
Can I have a Coke?
And you're making these connections in your head between this and the sports and the get and the black and white and the love and the happiness.
I'll take a Coke.
I'll take a Coke.
Budweiser.
Best one ever.
Budweiser.
Still don't see anything about the beer.
The old days it was beach balls and the girls in the bikinis and they're jumping and they're on the catamaran.
Hey, we're doing great.
Budweiser.
It's a lifestyle.
It's a lifestyle.
You know when the best one second tune that is?
Absolute genius.
Red Bull.
Red Bull was, you know, aerobatics and ballooning and living life.
I love connections.
I love...
It's Bernays.
It's Freud.
It's Gustave Le Bon.
It's...
It's Marshall McLuhan.
It's everything.
It's connecting.
I don't have time.
Bollywood, another inspiration for me.
It's all in a poster because the illiteracy rate, I don't know about now, but then it was high and they didn't have, they don't put words, they put a picture.
Give me a picture.
Tell me what this is about.
And they were, oh, you could take Hollywood, give me Bollywood.
That's what I want.
That's why.
You know where I put my money also?
In Tejano music.
That kind of a Latin.
Not that salsa, but that Tejano.
There's this I guess this car wash and they park this car on the street and it's this music doesn't matter whether I like it, they love it.
This is a feeling.
Now remember, provided they don't steal it legally.
Provided they don't steal it legally.
You can talk about this all day long until somebody says, guess what I got?
Yeah, all the mail-in ballots.
Somehow they got intercepted.
And they're legit.
They're all legit.
Every one of them.
But when the Secretary of State went to mail them, I got a guy in the post office, or I got a guy in the inside, or I got a guy over here.
That simple.
One person.
Two people.
Remember one thing.
Remember one thing.
Listen to me.
Listen to Uncle Lenny, okay?
I want you to think of any event in life that took place that you think is the subject of a conspiracy theory.
Something that really rocked the world.
Really shook them up.
Okay?
And I want you to think to yourself, alright?
Listen.
And listen carefully.
How many people do you think it takes?
How many people to pull it off?
How many?
None.
A few.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Compartmentalized?
Need to know?
Do you know how many people knew?
How many people were involved in the Manhattan Project?
A hundred plus thousand?
He didn't know what they were doing!
They didn't know what they were doing!
They went to Los Alamos.
I'm at this place.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm measuring water.
I don't know what the hell this is.
Nobody knew who these folks were.
Evan Webb knows.
Evan Webb says Americans are too emo, sensitive, etc.
It is hard to think objectively while sobbing.
Hard to dig into the dirty work without a clear mind.
And Americans are spoiled mostly.
Well, that may be true.
And I'm not going to argue with you.
But if that's the way they are, that's the way it's going to be.
That's the way it's going to be.
Fine.
Tell me how you are.
I don't care.
Just tell me what the rules are.
And that's it.
You can do anything with just a few people.
Just a few.
Do you know, and this is, oh, Edie says, Edie Crowley says, access apparently easy.
They're passing out mailings here in Pennsylvania door to door.
Uh-huh.
Well, that's okay.
But you see, Edie, how do they get in?
See, if I give you a door-to-door, a mail-in, and say, great, now send it in, and you send it, and you write in Trump, well, that's not going to do anything.
And some have to be seen, obviously.
I would much rather have somebody get those ballots before they are mailed to you.
That's a different story.
But remember, there has to be, somebody's got to say, well, I got one.
You can't have the entire state say, I never got a mail-in ballot.
Well, how come there's 100,000?
I don't know.
You've got to have some people, obviously.
That's a different story.
That is a different story there.
But my friends, this is the most important thing in the world.
This is the most important thing in the world for me to tell you.
This is the most part.
I want you to understand and to grasp that politics is not about Anything you've ever seen.
Tom Brady is talking about a football game, but those players are on the field, and they are deciding.
The people in the stands don't get to vote who wins.
There was 25th in Minnesota.
No, no, I don't think so.
What?
No.
Politics is different.
Politics is an illusion.
Do you hear what's happening right now?
Tell me you're following.
Tell me you are following.
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.
You are following X. X. Elon Musk will be the first trillionaire.
Elon Musk.
By 2027.
Do you see that?
Are you seeing this?
Are you seeing it?
Good.
Are you seeing this one?
The New York Times, Siena, National Poll, and corresponding silver bulletin MPV Electoral College odds.
Okay.
Trump.
Popular vote, 48-47.
Electoral college win probability, 99.7%.
Am I buying this?
Well, whatever.
Are you seeing that?
This isn't just nonsense.
This isn't just pretend stuff.
There are people saying this.
Please.
Please follow, dear friends.
Please.
Please follow.
X. Are you following me on X?
This is the best thing in the world.
If you had to follow one thing, just one, that's my, just sign up right there for me to follow.
If you had to follow one, just one, no Fox News, no whatever, just one thing, X. Twitter.
That's it.
Because you can play around, and it'll kind of figure an algorithm for you.
You will get stuff so fast, and you'll be able to see one person refer to this one, and not just, you know, Charlie Kirk.
And that's fine if you want to do that, or you want to do some funny stuff too.
It is the most, the most comprehensive.
TikTok is fun, but that doesn't, you don't go to TikTok to do news.
You may go to TikTok to find, you know, this is different.
This is targeted.
This is better than anything there is.
Period.
Because even if you go to Breitbart, you go to New York Post, you go to Fox News, or CNN, or MSDNC, you're kind of locked in there.
This gives you everything.
And you start off every day.
And I see what's trending.
I go to my piece.
I go to my thing.
I hit my little profile.
And then I go to the top of the magnifying glass.
And look what it says.
It's got a bunch of stuff that's live on the side.
Elon Musk predicted to be the first trillionaire.
Cheney endorses Harris.
Shin Bet foils major attack on Highway 6. Okay.
Haitians in Ohio accused of eating local wildlife.
You can't...
Lennon's Imagine released...
Lennon released his second album on Imagine On This Day in 1971.
You can talk about that.
You can talk about M&M.
You can talk about...
Go to a fellow named...
And then you get your favorites.
Dom Luker and you got Colin and you got...
If you like Alex, if you like this.
Whoever you like!
And there I am right there.
It's got the Lionel Nation hosting.
It's got us live.
Let's get ready to rumble.
All lives will be on Philly tomorrow night.
Absolutely.
Look under trending.
Trending shows.
Okay, a lot of sports.
If you're into sports, it's fine.
News.
Check this.
Francine expected to hit Louisiana as hurricane.
Okay.
Gaza schools lost to conflict.
Waffle House CEO.
Dies at 58. Waffle House.
I've been going to Waffle House.
Well, growing up in the South, they're always by the interstate.
Always.
Always.
Their hash browns were the best.
Questioning Biden's leadership role.
Unbelievable.
And remember, Elon is one of us.
It's the greatest.
Kamala Harris to rally in North Carolina.
Did you steer?
Did you see her at the spy shop?
Apple unveils iPhone 16. Who cares?
Trump supports Florida marijuana legislation.
Georgia high school school warning.
Hezbollah drones target Nahariya in Israel.
Oil prices surge.
Sony increases Israel airstrikes.
Bridge collapse in Vietnam.
It is the most comprehensive thing I have ever seen.
And will send you off.
Because my dear friends, what I'm trying to tell you, perhaps circuitously and elliptically, is that it is up to you to do the investigation.
Not for somebody to do it for you.
It doesn't work like that.
You got that?
Now, let me stop right there.
Let me remind you of this.
Our dear friends, too.
I love this guy.
Because we are capitalists and we promote our sponsors.
MyPillow.com promo code Lionel.
I love promoting sponsors.
Love it.
Let me tell you a quick story.
When I was in WABC, there was a product that came to me.
And they always knew, whatever, I'll do the best for you.
Because I love to sell stuff.
I love it.
I love it.
I'm serious.
It's what we do.
Everybody's a salesman.
Everybody.
And it was called Collage.
And it was about four CDs.
Four CDs.
Of music and a little mask.
And I wear to this day that mask, that sleeping mask.
It just, I'm out.
I'm out to lunch.
I put that, I listen to, I'm listening to the audio books like The Five Families and I'm gone.
I'm gone.
So anyway, so they came to me and they said, would you do this?
I said, well, what is it?
Well, it's a relaxation, five CDs.
I think they sold it by Barnes and Noble.
I said, do you mind if I get creative with it?
He said, oh no, no.
Whatever you want.
Because people knew me then.
Okay.
So I would start off and I always wanted to make the commercial the part of the show.
So people would say, I can't wait for you to do the collage spot.
So the guy paying the money is saying, this is great.
This is fantastic.
Anyway.
So we play it.
And I did this kind of affected, I don't know, this French voice that says, you come home from work.
You've had it with your job.
Your job.
Your lousy life.
And you want to take it out on someone.
Maybe your dog.
Maybe your family.
And you go and you say, give me the bottle.
And before you pour yourself a stiff one and take a shot, you say, wait a minute.
I've got something better.
I've got collage.
And we play the music.
That's right.
Don't ever try to climb the bell tower with a 30-06.
Just put on collage.
And then I talked about the mask, and I called him the Polish Lone Ranger, which you could say in those days.
I thought it was funny because there's no holes.
Tonto!
Anyway.
Sold.
More.
And I told people, I don't even know what it is.
Collage.
Come home and listen to Collar.
Well, when I tell you something, if somebody thinks enough about me and says, could we advertise with you?
You betcha.
And that's why Mike Lindell, especially him, especially, and I've got the, we've got the bullshit, we've got the this, we've got, oh, you think I'm kidding?
You think I'm kidding?
Christmas time and birthdays and people going to, I swear to God, we've given more gifts than you can imagine.
That's the way I do it.
And I love it.
And I love this stuff.
So Mike Lindell, remember, MyPillow.com, promo code Lionel.
That simple, my friends.
Okay.
So, remember, you're going to have to figure this out for yourself.
Nobody is going to tell you what to do.
Don't overthink it.
Remember something.
When you have a dog, if you're hunting, you find out what does this animal eat?
When does it eat?
Is it nocturnal?
Is it seasonal?
Does it travel in packs?
I'm not trying to change it.
I want to understand it.
And then my friends who are hunters will become familiar with, just like with fish.
This goes near the...
All the old days, fishing used to be great in Florida, but one thing good about it, like around pier fishing, Cobia, Bonita, you know, this weird, you know, you're going out there and you're catching Wahoo and all this stuff and Amber Jagger.
But you got to know, like, this one's at night, and this is for the light, and this is this.
Well, that's the same way with voters.
You don't need all the voters in the world.
You just need certain places.
Remember, you only need 11 states to win.
And you want to find out what it is.
What do I have to do to make you vote for my guy?
What is it?
And it has nothing to do with what I think.
What I think has nothing to do with what they think.
And you've got this group is going to vote for Trump and this group is going to vote for what's your name?
And that's it.
And they are not going to care about one.
But there's this group in the middle.
That's all I care about.
It's the new people.
New people.
If you own a restaurant, you want the old people coming back, but you want to bring in the new ones.
And you and I have got to tell people that who we are, we are not crazy.
Some might be, but we're not.
I like this feller Trump because of the plans he is going to make for this country.
I don't know about you, but I'm not endorsing Republicans.
Dick Cheney is a Republican.
Liz Cheney is a Republican.
Lindsey Graham is a Republican.
You can have them.
I don't want them.
Not for the folks on, if not all the folks on Fox.
I don't want them.
I wouldn't vote for them for anything.
Well, they're a Republican.
I don't care.
I'm not a Republican.
This has nothing to do with being a Republican.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Zero.
I love this fellow, John Mearsheimer.
He's a kind of a lib.
I think he voted for Bernie or something.
He'd be my Secretary of State.
Oh, absolutely.
I don't know if he's a Republican.
I don't know.
I think Judge Napolitano is one of the best Minds and voices out there.
He wasn't a Trump fan.
I don't know.
But when it comes to certain things, he knows it.
And I agree with him.
And I think that's a good way to think.
I'm finding myself agreeing with folks.
And you know that I'm a First Amendment purist.
I don't care who it is.
I don't care.
There was a woman that If you saw her, you would say, oh, she teaches gender studies at Columbia Law School.
Looks kind of mannish, for lack of a better word.
She's very smart.
She's probably one of these lib folks that you probably don't like.
But they basically were trying to shut her up because of what she said, and I'm for her 100%, because I'm an American.
And I stand up for what people say.
Wait a minute.
You should be able to say that.
You should be able to say that.
I told you this years ago.
I was the one screaming about this is so long ago.
Two live crew.
Luke, Sky, whatever this is like.
Why can't he sing this?
I don't listen to it.
It doesn't matter.
Why can't he do this?
I don't understand it.
You don't.
But we'll worry about that later.
So understand me.
Okay?
So that you understand Uncle Lenny.
I don't care about the party.
And when Trump finally steps down from up, I don't know.
I couldn't tell you next year.
I think Tulsi.
Tulsi's got it now.
I could change my mind next week.
She's got it.
Bobby Kennedy has an advisory capacity.
Vivek, I want him to slow down, lay off the red bill.
He's a little too fast for me.
There's some of these other phonies you can get rid of completely.
Okay?
And I always want, in my group, somebody that I pulled.
Somebody who used to be one of our...
Somebody who used to be a lib, used to be a CNN.
I want him back.
Just like the head of the California Majority Leader or California Senate Leader, who now is a Trump supporter.
That's what I want.
That's what I want.
Absolutely.
And I want...
Remember the old commercial?
I love this ad that says, this is not your father's Oldsmobile.
And I like that.
Remember when all of a sudden, do you remember, who remembers when all of a sudden BMWs were wow?
BMWs.
What the hell is a BMW?
It was a Beamer or a Bimmer or whatever you call it.
And it was during the yuppies.
Wow!
Do you remember?
Who's old enough to remember when Adidas, when trainers as our British and UK friends call them, when trainers came along, do you remember that?
Do you remember this?
Do you?
Do you?
And then all of a sudden, it changed everything.
I remember when running, running!
The book of running, Jim Fix.
I remember.
I love movements.
That's it.
This is the most incredible thing in the world.
And you must always look to people.
Like this one.
Johnny Ball gave this.
Who allowed Muslims to run for office?
Johnny, would you like to pass a law that says they should not run for office?
Do you want to do this?
And to show you how ecumenical we are, For Real says stop Trump.
Do you really mean that?
And if you do, you're welcome to say that here, but tell us why.
Why?
Why?
Why would you?
For real says, I am not American.
Okay.
Doesn't matter.
I have things that I've said about other countries and I'm not a...
I like Orban.
I'm not Hungarian.
I like some of the things he said.
That's alright.
That's alright.
I am man.
I like this one.
For real says, I am man.
And he speaks kind of like Jay Silverheels.
Like somebody from Dancing with the Spiders.
I am man.
Spirit man, come to thee.
I am man.
I am antelope.
Thank you very much.
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
It's important.
Me, Tarzan.
Thank you, Kaiser Sose.
Indeed.
That we should have never had anything.
You know that, and there's something, Because believe it or not, you need to know, look at this, go home for real.
Wrong, trash man, wrong.
Sometimes it takes somebody to say something absolutely demented for us to say, wait a minute, should you say this or not?
Well, look at Johnny here.
Islam has been the terrorist since day one, sir.
Read history.
Absolute garbage.
Absolute.
Garbage.
Absolute garbage.
Terrorism?
No, you know better than that.
How many don't know what Sharia law is?
They think Sharia means, I don't know what the hell they think of it.
No.
You're in that post.
You're, how do I say this?
You are from that group of people that think, oh, they're bad people.
Just like in the past, they used to have this right around the 20s when When, oh God, anarchists were big.
Emma Goldman, Sacco and Vanzetti, that was then.
Then came the communists.
Then came the terrorists.
Absolutely.
Read your history.
Read how they came along.
All the bad guys.
All the bad guys.
And the ones who were the good guys.
Remember when the Klan was good?
They were good!
Those were good people at the time.
Then there were times with the Democrats.
The Democrats were the bad guys.
They were the slaveholders.
They were the Dixiecrats.
Now they're the good guys.
Oh!
1.5, maybe 2 billion people.
Hang on a minute.
Muslims?
Muslims worldwide.
1.9 billion.
24, excuse me, let's say 2 billion.
2 billion.
100% real Maldives.
Okay, 2 billion.
Let me ask you this.
If 2 billion people, if 10%, 10% believed in this radical jihadist, terrorist, whatever, And they were sworn to the destruction of...
That's 200 million people.
Almost, almost.
About two-thirds of basically our American population.
Think about that.
Do you see constant destruction and terrorism?
Nope.
You'd be seeing everything.
Forest fires, trains derailed.
Tunnels!
It would be this, yay!
Going out into the world, you would see nothing but this!
Have you ever spoken to Muslims?
Have you ever spoken to Iranians?
Have you ever spoken to Persians?
Oh my god!
You'll see a gentility, but you'll say, but wait a minute.
What about this guy with the morality?
Well, that's not good either.
How about the Westboro Baptist Church?
Do you want them to be representative of any kind?
Remember them?
Remember those terrible people who would protest the death of a...
So anyway, Americans don't know anything.
We just, we kind of think we do.
I always think, give me somebody, there is no such thing as a bad religion.
Think about that one.
Alright, dear friends.
You have a great and glorious time.
Now make sure, have you followed Mrs. L?
She's got some stuff right now that is so good.
It's frankly, you won't be able to sleep at night.
You won't be able to sleep at night.
And she's got two great things.
Are both of them up?
Which one is up?
Oh!
Look at this.
She has one thing called Thank You China.
Wait a minute, what?
What?
It's a trick.
Listen carefully.
And she has some of the best of it.
Follow her at Lens Warriors, okay?
Lens Warriors.
And by the way, please, if you ever have anything really obtuse to say, please don't hesitate to put it up because it does nothing.
Nothing inspires critical thinking better than somebody saying something that is completely insane.
All right, dear friends.
Have a great and glorious day.
Remember, follow Lionel Nation.
I got one coming up.
You're going to love this one.
Gamala compared to Tom Brady.
What they have in common and what they don't.
And then later on, a scorching indictment of the Biden administration regarding Afghanistan.
And remember, Lionel Nation members always get the videos first.
All right, dear friends.
See you then.
Have a great and glorious day.
See you tonight at 7. And don't forget, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
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