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Sept. 9, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Trump Might As Well Be Debating An Actual Demented Circus Clown Than Que Mala

Trump Might As Well Be Debating An Actual Demented Circus Clown Than Que Mala

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There is a very deliberate and earned and understandable excitement that's going on right now because in two days, in two days from now, is going to be the debate of debates.
And I'm trying to find somebody out there who is looking at this thing rationally and who's not going to be necessarily infecting their opinion.
With their worldview.
As you also may not know or may know, there is just 58 or 57 days, depending upon how you look at it, until the election.
Now this is incredible.
And this is something which I want you to grasp because people are freaking out.
What you must do every single day as part of your normal routine is to scan.
Just scan.
Don't spend a lot of time to get an idea of what people are saying.
Go to Drudge.
Check out a little bit of CNN.
I don't mean watch them.
Just look at headlines.
Look at what they're saying.
Because these are the official apparatchiks.
The official propaganda units of the enemy, so to speak.
Listen to what they're saying.
And one of the things they're saying is they're worried about Trump losing his temper.
Can Trump do this?
Today there was a story about George Bush, whether George Bush is going to actually endorse anybody, and he might not be.
Who cares about a George Bush endorsement?
There are people living from when Who remember Cronkite?
There are people, God love them, who are still talking about Rush Limbaugh like he's alive.
And I have nothing but the respect for Rush Limbaugh, but this is a different world.
I was just reading an article before about how a late night, whatever, with Jimmy Fallon, they're cutting it down to four days a week.
They got rid of the band and Seth Meyers.
Things are changing drastically.
It's the change.
That I want people to recognize.
And don't expect people whose jobs are affected by the change to tell you.
As I said before, do not expect people who are charged with voter integrity to announce when there is examples of voter breakdown.
Let me say this again.
If you're somebody, Lara Trump, Whatley, GOP, RNC heads.
You are not going to come on and say, Hi, I'm Lara Trump.
Listen, we don't know what's going on regarding absentee mail-in and write-in votes in swing states and battleground states like Pennsylvania.
We really don't know this because we've been putting our money in people like...
You know, Charlie Kirk-like or people to be trained to hang out at the polls.
But I've been a real drool about this because I frankly, I don't know what I'm doing and I'm just a figurehead and I'm Eric's wife and I'm kind of on the payroll and I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
You're not going to hear that.
Believe it or not, you're not going to hear that.
You're not going to hear somebody say, I don't know.
Hi, I'm from the Secretary of State's office in Pennsylvania.
And no, I haven't made sure that.
The voter rolls are maintaining their integrity because, frankly, we don't want integrity in our voter rolls.
Thank you very much.
It doesn't work like that.
You're not going to see people from NBC who are in charge of programming say, we don't know what we're doing.
We're living in a world that's in the past.
I was watching the other day a Local TV, I thought, was the last bastion of importance.
Local TV was the most important thing in the world because I thought, this is where you can make a difference.
Because you can say, forget the rest of the people.
We're going to tell you something that matters here.
Forget it.
They're even worse because their budgets have shrunk to the point of nothing.
Unimaginative.
The completely and totally unimaginative have ended up there.
So right off the bat, this is where we start off.
So how are you supposed to figure this out?
You're going to have to read through this, to sift through this.
Where do you get your news?
Where do you see the 50, 60, 100 different subjects going on at every time?
I was watching just now, just a second, just going to...
Mike Huckabee on Fox just got back from Israel.
I said, oh, this is interesting.
And he's talking about the death and the destruction and the horror.
I thought, wow!
Could it be that he's...
No, I thought there's no...
No, no, no.
It's not going to be talking about, you know, what's going on with the Palestinians.
There's no way.
And sure enough, he says, and that's why it's important to destroy Hamas.
And I said, I don't expect anybody to understand.
That's the most nuanced story of them all.
And I try to tell people, I said, you do not know.
You will never see the result of news being...
Affected by this.
Not good, not bad.
I'm not even passing judgment.
I'm telling you how biased it is.
Biased is basically, imagine you're putting on a lens and you only see red.
You can see, but all of the other wavelengths of light are cut out.
You see, but just red.
That's what Fox News is.
Just red.
Not blue.
No.
Gut Bucket or Hannity, or you can watch MSDNC and just see blue.
They're not going to tell you, well, here's the problem.
This is what you've got to work on.
This is the bottom line.
This is the history.
These are what we need to worry about.
This is what people are saying in...
The Trump campaign.
These are Trump's shortcomings.
No.
I want to know all of that.
That's all.
And I promise you that right now for the past seven and a half minutes I have absolutely just bored the hell.
Out of you and most people, because it doesn't sound, it's not, who wants to listen to somebody talk about analytical perspective?
How do we, oh, just tell me something.
Give me a clip or something that, you know, I can laugh at.
Show me something that, just, I don't, I don't want to think.
I'm not saying you, but a lot of people say, I don't want to hear this stuff.
Just tell me something.
I want to be amused.
Many people say, I don't want to do this to learn anything.
I'm not really involved.
To me, politics is just like it's an amusement.
It's like I watch Hulu.
Oh, you want to watch reruns of Mary Tyler Moore?
Yeah, okay.
Why?
I just feel like...
Do you want to see the history of sitcoms?
No!
Do you want to see why sitcoms have changed?
No!
Do you want to see why there are no theme songs anymore to sitcoms?
Why the sitcom is dead?
No, I don't want to see that.
I just want to see a sitcom.
There's a big difference.
You want to see a story about the restaurant industry or do you want to go out to eat?
Two are completely different.
I find the industry the most interesting.
Because what I'm seeing right now is I am awash in how it's changing right this moment.
Somebody a while back And I don't know why.
You know we're not hearing that many birds.
We don't hear the birds singing.
Have you noticed that?
Very rarely.
Oh, there are some places.
I'm sure there are.
But you don't see.
We don't hear them anymore.
Wow.
That's right.
Yeah.
Seeing things that aren't there is a very difficult trait.
You've got to be very good at this.
What do you notice that's missing?
What's different about now than yesterday?
It's really...
And nobody wants to spend any amount of time on that.
Because what they're trying to do is this.
It starts off at the very top with the shadow government.
This is the name that I give to just whoever the hell is in charge.
Whether it's here, whether it's international, whether it's the Bureau of International Settlements, whether it's Basel, Switzerland, whether it's the Fed, I don't know.
I don't know where it is, but it's this place.
It's a conglomeration, whether it's Bilderberg, whether it's G7, whether it's Mont Pelerin, whether it's the, it's probably the Bank of International Settlements, the Central Bank of Central Banks, maybe that sort of thing, maybe it's the, who knows.
But the United States, the Capitol, Washington, Donald Trump, is not in charge.
Somebody above that.
Somebody above that.
And the most important thing to me, when these people meet, when these people meet, they start off and they say, now listen, we have to control people.
But we can't let them know they're being controlled.
We want them to live in a little world.
We want them to not appreciate their freedom, but we don't want them to think that they're being imprisoned.
We want to give them the illusion of freedom, of free speech, of an election at work, of choices, of a voice.
We want people to feel that they are doing something.
Just like we want little kids who are driving that little car seat with the steering wheel.
You want little Tommy or Timmy or Megan or whatever to feel like, look, she's driving too.
See?
Just like mommy's driving.
Look, turn the wheel.
It's connected to nothing.
Doesn't matter.
There was an episode of Bewitched years ago where, was it Indora?
Gave him, gave Darren a talisman or an amulet or a medal or something.
It was a little ornament on top of a lamp.
A little ornament.
She unscrewed it.
He didn't know.
Here, take this as long as you have this.
You will be safe.
And he was walking out and the traffic and cars were veering and he says, wow, I feel good.
Turns out she says, no, no.
It was never connected to anything.
And he realized, oh my god.
You mean I'm walking around with this medallion?
With this magical power thing?
What?
It wasn't connected to anything?
Nope.
Connected to nothing.
That's going to be religion one day, but we'll talk about that later on.
Remember, we always want you to feel like you're in charge.
We always want you to feel like, look, you can do this, you can vote, you can pray, you can meet, you can write, you can speak, you can organize, you can have a...
My favorite is the school student council.
This is when you're first introduced to meaningless government.
It's a student council.
It's like a prison grievance committee.
Doesn't matter.
All your life, you were just indoctrinated, subjugated.
You were convinced.
You're in charge.
You have a say.
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
No.
No, you don't.
Not really.
You don't.
But we're making headway.
We're making headway.
And the next thing that's important is that people have to understand, well, you have to know what's going on.
Well, you're going to tell me that, aren't you?
What do you mean?
Well, you're the media, right?
You're going to tell me what I need to know, right?
That's the best con of them all.
You want me to tell you?
Yeah, you're going to tell me.
I'm going to tell you?
Okay.
I'm going to tell you.
Yeah.
So, I'll turn on my news and I'll, if it's important, you'll tell me, right?
Yeah.
Now, prior to the Internet, as it were, you couldn't do any investigation.
No, you were really, really beholden to these people.
You didn't know anything.
And right now, you have an absolutely incredible, a library of unlimited possibilities before you, and people will not lift a finger!
Nothing!
It's the greatest paradox of them all!
You've got in your pocket the library at Alexandria.
You've got the Congressional Library.
You've got everything.
You've got every encyclopedia, not Wikipedia, every fact, every dictionary, translation services, calculators.
You could spend the rest of your life Remember the Burgess Meredith episode from Twilight Zone where there was an atom bomb or a nuclear bomb and he was left and he was in a...
I'm in a library.
I can read.
And he drops his glasses and it broke him.
Well, that's what you have.
You have everything right now.
But what do most people do?
They take pictures.
They take pictures.
They take pictures.
They live in a world.
They live in an illusion.
The other day...
Mrs. L and I were out and we ran into somebody who was on her way to meet with her friends to take pictures to paper and to provide the latest scene in her illusion.
She believes she is in a world of fashion and glitz and pomp and friendship and that she's beautiful.
And her friends are filtered.
I swear to God, I mean it.
And she's one of millions.
And they meet and they take pictures.
This is where she lives.
She lives in her phone.
Or her Instagram or whatever it is.
There are many like that.
There are people who are so amused by virtue of just where they live in their phone.
You have the key.
For the first time in recorded history to unlock reality, to hear every philosopher, every scientist, to know everything.
You have, believe it or not, you had to go to great universities to hear people speak.
You can hear anything you want, but you don't know that.
You still...
Turn to Fox News or Tucker or did you see what Elon said?
Elon!
It's amazing.
Amazing.
Years ago, I saw this when I was a kid and I never forgot that.
There was an elephant and they put a chain around its...
Paw or foot or whatever you want to call it.
A hoof.
I don't know.
Not a hoof.
But anyway, they had the chain and they attached it to a stump or to something.
So the elephant tried to pull away.
They could have ripped it up.
I didn't know that.
He tried to pull, tried to pull.
Nothing happened.
Stood there.
He just stood there.
The elephant just stood there.
Later on they said, guess what?
We can just put the chain on its foot and not connect it to anything because he thinks that he must not be able to move.
He's so used to not being able to move because of that chain, he hasn't even checked to see whether it's connected.
He's so trained into not knowing anything.
And that's the key to the shadow government.
We want the population stupid, fat, unhealthy, incurious, and amused.
Amused with their machines.
Amused with their friends.
Amused with themselves.
Amused.
Just not asking questions.
Not investigating.
And unaware.
Fat, happy, to be barefoot and pregnant, people used to say.
That's what we want the world to be.
And we want to create illusions.
And one of the things which is the most important, probably ever the most important, I mean, we kind of knew it, but to put it into perspective was Roger Ailes, who was a genius, who really gave you the notion of narrow casting, who said, bias?
We're going to show you bias like you've never seen.
People do not want fair and balanced.
That's one of the funniest things about it was he did this as a deliberate joke because it's not fair and balanced because you don't want fair and balanced.
I don't want to hear.
You do not want to hear.
The Democratic point of view.
You don't want to hear it.
You don't want to hear why Trump's a bad guy.
I want to know what they think.
I want to know what they're saying, but I don't want to listen to them.
I just want to go back and scan it.
That tells me what Trump has to do to...
I mean, I'm interested, but I'm not listening like an acolyte.
I'm listening to what they're saying.
I'm reading intel reports.
News to me is like a briefing, CIA in the morning, or the PDD, the Presidential Daily...
PDB, Presidential Daily Briefing.
It's when you get the intel reports.
When I used to go to Bletchley and find out, well, here's what our code breakers have found out.
Here's the intel.
News is intel.
Intelligence, data.
What's new?
What's happening?
What are they saying?
What's the reality?
Why is this important?
As opposed to somebody saying, yay, you're smart!
Thank you.
What's new here?
I don't know what's new, but yay!
We're great!
And I like to see the news stories and the ads to see what's out there, what people are seeing.
But I want to know more specifically about what's really going to happen because I want to win this.
But what people to do is they want to say, I really don't know about winning.
I want to know about feeling good.
Just amuse me.
The other day, I happened to be watching.
There was a great live, one of these vest arrest police.
They're fascinating.
And one woman said everything to me.
She said, a young girl, she says, I don't like the way you're talking to me.
This is to a cop.
You're mean, and I don't like your attitude.
I thought, wow.
When did this happen?
I don't know, but this is what they've done.
Wow.
You're mean, and I don't like what you're saying to me.
I'm going to change the channel.
This is being there.
When Chauncey Gardner tried to change the channel, when he was being robbed, he just pulled out his little clicker, and he thought, I can change the channel.
I want to change my reality.
I don't want to really know the truth.
I don't want to know the truth.
I don't want to know.
And I'm thinking, wait a minute, it's important for you to grasp this notion of really what reality is and say, well, I don't know why I want to go through all this reality stuff.
I just kind of want to, I just want to feel like everything is great and groovy and funny.
I really don't, I'm not really into this.
That's why when I saw this morning, Mike Huckabee say, I'm in Israel, and that's why they've got to stop Hamas and say, did you notice, did you see anything about the Gazans or the Palestinians?
No.
Anything at all?
Well, that's Hamas.
That's their fault.
I thought, wow.
Now, I'm not here to argue it.
I'm not here to say who's right, who's wrong.
I'm saying, wow.
Wow.
Now, Mike must know better.
But the first thing people understand is self-preservation, especially when it comes to media.
And they will realize, if you say something, look at what's happening to Tucker Carlson.
We mentioned this last night.
They want this guy out of commission.
They want him out of commission because a lot of reasons.
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Okay, now, what's happening?
Well, first thing is, Trump has to go in, and the big thing is, a Tuesday night, September the 10th.
Now that, of course, is the evening, the eve of September the 11th.
What does September the 11th mean today?
Nothing.
Nothing.
September the 11th, if you think about it, September the 11th, 23 years ago.
Never forget.
Completely forgot about it.
Not even mentioned.
Not even referenced.
Nobody talks about it.
Anything about it.
It never happened.
Trump's assassination attempt.
Never spoken about.
Never talked about.
Like it didn't happen at all.
Next, we have the attention span of a gnat.
Edie Crowley says, Mr. L, I asked a friend much smarter than me if she knew about Building 7, the collapse on the fateful day.
I showed her the video and she shut me down for bringing negativity to her day.
Join the club!
Join the club!
It's one of those things that the NIST report addressed.
Others have...
And remember something.
Remember.
Always, always, when you tell somebody something, always say, huh, well, what do you think that is?
Never tell them.
Never say.
And you see that?
You did not that you would do this, but see that?
You didn't know that, did you?
You didn't know about that, didn't you?
Oh, yeah?
Who's Hani Hanjour?
You didn't know that, did you?
I knew that.
You don't know what DARPA is, do you?
You don't know what HAARP is.
That's what a lot of us do.
I've had more fun.
More fun.
Not more fun, but I've shown things.
Certain people.
I've shown pictures.
I said, what do you think that is?
Do you know anything missing from that picture?
I like when all of a sudden, who was a candidate, someone says, you know, I saw this video years ago when I was in junior high called, you know, Loose Change.
That's interesting.
Okay.
Little moment, little thing to watch.
What to watch for.
You know when you play the replay back and somebody puts a, somebody does a telestrator and says, watch this guy here.
When you're watching a football play, watch this.
Watch this guy.
Well, When you want to go back and see, keep an eye on her and Tucker Carlson.
Watch what happens to her.
Keep an eye.
Is she going to go the way of Michelle Malkin?
What happened to Michelle Malkin?
I'm fascinated.
She was one of the most prominent, preeminent, smart as a whip.
Absolutely.
And just gone.
Like she never, I don't understand it.
Dan Bongino.
What's his story?
Not that I care.
He's not bad.
No, these people aren't bad.
They're very smart.
What happened?
Why is he not on the B team?
What's that about?
Who's doing this?
You know what I mean?
Who figures out who's in, who's not?
When Tucker Carlson, I want to tell him.
So much.
And Candace, she's not listening to anybody, but because she's young, she's got a lot of, a lot of, not issues, but a lot of perspective.
That's not for me to worry about.
But what Tucker Carlson, I'm going to say, let me explain something to you.
You're feeling pretty good now, aren't you?
Feeling pretty powerful?
You met with Putin?
They asked, who was it?
Lex Friedman asked him, would you meet with Hitler today if you had?
And they're asking these questions.
And Tucker's just, he's just feeling bulletproof.
He can say whatever he wants.
He's the man.
Loved tax places.
He has created a subtext, and this is very good for us, very good.
A group of people of the, dare I say, not neoconservative, but the conservative bent this group of people who are rock stars.
The left doesn't have that.
Think about this.
Tucker can fill up a Viveg Ramaswamy.
You couldn't get me into any of these.
Not because I just have no interest in this.
But it doesn't matter.
A lot of concerts I wouldn't go see.
But they do.
So just because I notice something doesn't mean I like it or I would go to it.
It just means I'm just, as I said before, just read the intel.
See who's new.
See Taylor Swift on her way out.
She peaked.
She was smart.
That thing's done.
People are going right now, 7,000, 40,000, 50,000.
It's ridiculous.
But anyway, it was a nice run, but nothing lasts forever.
And that Kels agreement she made, this is going to be a real wake-up for people.
They're going to say, wait a minute, you mean that was what?
You mean they didn't really, really?
A contract?
Hello?
Oh my God.
In any event.
Who are the people of the left who are doing it?
Nobody.
If Rachel Maddow said, hey, I'm going to be at the Beacon Theater or the Omni or the whatever the hell it is, nobody would show up.
Hey, Joey Reed is going to be there or Michael Moore or George Clooney.
Maybe George Clooney because he's kind of a movie, or was a movie, but nobody like this.
The most important, who did this first?
Prior to the era of Alex Jones, who was the guy that everybody noticed, couldn't figure out, and couldn't replicate?
David Icke.
David Icke.
Sells out Wembley.
And he says, and the queen and the royal family are reptilian.
Lizard people.
Okay, that's great.
And I thought, this isn't going to work.
Loved it.
Pax them in.
Without fail.
Nobody could replicate it.
Nobody.
Just wasn't the time.
Nobody.
Something happened.
Something happened.
What happened?
First, they got rid of the set.
Look what Tucker did.
Tucker was like, oh, look at that.
Why did they fire him?
Don't really know.
But you look at it as though he said they fired him because he was outspoken.
He was...
He didn't toe the line.
He pissed off somebody.
Always put your money on who's number one?
Hannity.
If you don't think Hannity can say, as soon as you get rid of this guy, I'm the top dog.
I got rid of O 'Reilly, Rush, bless his heart, I'm it.
I don't know who this punk thinks he is, but he doesn't show me any respect.
And Ingram, not of worry.
Nothing's going to happen with her.
I always say, look to the top dog.
Don't ever look for outside.
Don't ever look and see like, well, that obviously because of the, you know, during the dominion.
No!
Always look inside.
Look inside.
Okay?
Always look who is who.
Whose girlfriend is okay?
Now you understand.
Believe me, the most complicated arrangements are based upon interpersonal I've got a friend.
I pick up the phone.
You know, I'm not happy.
Okay, you're happy.
All right.
Believe me.
I don't want to say Occam's razor.
But when Tucker left, we felt, when I say we, say, hey, he's kind of one of us.
And we love people who speak out.
Alex Jones before whatever, but General Flynn and Roger Stone to an extent.
People who say, we love these people.
They're the voice.
They're brave.
Look at them.
They're under attack.
So what did Tucker do?
He leaves and he goes and he has this, here I am in my main ranch house or wherever the hell he is.
We're doing our thing and I'm talking to you and it was this home.
I feel like I'm there.
I'm serious when I'm saying this.
He's one of us.
We're into his home.
I like that.
Got away from that stupid set and all that jazz.
This was his home.
Joe Rogan.
Oh my God.
What the hell is that set?
I don't know.
Sometimes they'll talk about nothing.
It just clicked.
It changed everything.
And meanwhile, the guy who's on the set who says, I'm a set designer.
I don't build a set anymore.
Well, normally you're going to have a set and you're going to have the lights behind you.
You notice how a lot of influencers always have that...
Purple light behind you.
They always have a little lamp or something that's shaded purple.
It's like a hue or a shade.
It's always, you know, every set.
Now they're saying, I don't care if I'm in my bedroom.
I'm just sitting here talking to you.
We don't care about sets.
There's something that just works.
Okay.
So people like him.
And all of a sudden we say, there's Bobby Kennedy.
He's an outsider.
Ooh, we like him.
There's Vivek.
He's a billionaire, but he's an outsider.
Okay, fine.
And people say, I love Vivek.
Vivek will never land.
Vivek is just, for now, he's got to work on this.
He's not connecting.
Who's connecting?
And you can connect like this.
Takes one hit.
Takes one song.
Takes one movie.
It takes one thing.
And all of a sudden, you're it.
Look all of a sudden, Kevin Costner.
Kevin Costner was a star, but not like now, because now he's different.
Now he's like a, ooh.
He's got a message behind him.
Tulsi Gabbard.
Tulsi Gabbard, to me, was her thing.
Eh.
Ford.
Eh.
I don't know what it was.
Then something happened.
Her look.
The time, the effort, I don't know.
Remember when Brian was set to remember Stray Cats?
Remember they were doing all that jive kind of music and everybody had jazz clubs?
It was the biggest, and it just pooped out.
Just kind of, sort of.
It was there for a while and then it kind of, sort of.
Certain things come and they go.
I remember what I'm telling you.
The biggest sport, the thing that's going to blow up, has yet to blow up, is bull riding with J.D. Maness, or whatever his name is.
No, J.D. Maness is a pedal steel player.
In any event, whatever that fella is, that skinny dude, him.
And also darts.
Darts are going to be the biggest.
And they've been there forever.
But they're going to one day say, ooh, we love darts.
And we got dart clubs, and we're going to go to the pub.
People go through changes.
Tulsi Gabbard.
Tucker Carlson.
Top of the wave!
And he said he interviewed Putin.
Nobody will remember a word of the interview.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Was he too strong?
Was he too weak?
Nobody cares about that.
What is he supposed to do with Putin?
Let me tell you something.
What?
No!
No matter what he did, I would have told him, you know that no matter what you do, they're going to laugh at you.
Hey, look, I'm at a grocery store in Russia.
Do you know that that to me was the most interesting part?
I just love groceries.
I like to say, how do people live?
He did something nobody did.
Nobody.
Putin's the smartest guy on the planet.
He knows exactly what he's doing.
So, people are waiting.
Okay.
Let's wait.
Everybody, turn your sights on him.
You got it?
Shadow government says, we've got to teach him a lesser way.
He's getting too powerful.
We don't like that.
We don't like that.
We don't care who you are.
You can't be too powerful.
Hollywood, in the old days, would say, you're too powerful.
When you're too powerful, got that Brando?
Got that?
A little self-destructive.
If you're too powerful, we can't control you.
We don't like that.
Even though we're going to lose money, we don't want somebody we can't control.
We don't like that.
You got that one?
You got that LeBron James?
Don't ever think you're bigger than the industry.
Don't ever think you're bigger than this sport.
Don't ever think that.
You got that Muhammad Ali?
Don't ever think that.
Spotify says, there was Texas holding poker for a bit.
Yes.
Then there were all these poker games when you were watching a 7-Eleven surveillance video.
And there's the flop.
But we go through these things.
We just go through these things.
Let me tell you, I told her to write down her top 10 things that Mrs. L predicts.
One of them is...
She always says, this is closing.
This is coming back.
Local shopping.
What would you say your day?
Catalogs.
Catalogs.
We walked by yesterday.
It was very interesting.
We walked by, right by St. Pat's and Rockefeller Center.
There was American Girl.
I had never spent time.
Either looking in the window of America, or I'm going to drive by it, but I don't really see it.
And I never saw so many dolls with so many shades of skin color.
It was booming.
Booming.
Kids, girls.
Okay, back to Tucker.
They're going to get him.
They're going to get him real good.
But watch what happens.
And it happened the other day when he had somebody on.
Who they claimed was a Holocaust denier.
At least that was the name.
I've never heard of this.
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter what I know.
Not what matters is what they say.
Now, that's going to wear off, but they're not done yet.
So Tucker is, of course, just thinking...
I am impervious.
I'm bulletproof.
That's another thing they do.
Do a couple of warning shots.
Why?
Don't hit them.
Do a couple of warning shots.
You remember those Somalis?
You know those Somali pirates?
You ever see those old videos where I was saying, here they come on the boats!
Send a couple of warning shots.
To warn them?
No.
To make them feel kind of like impervious, invisible.
Send a couple of them.
Let them know we're here, but we could...
We could send in an Apache helicopter before they even got a mile from us.
No, no, no.
We want to lure them in and let them think they're getting away with it.
You've heard this.
Sheepdogging, stalking horse, all these different techniques to lure in the enemy and all that stuff.
Okay.
Let Tucker think, I got away with that.
I survived the Putin thing.
Have you ever heard about when Tucker does this thing, it's a tell.
When he starts giggling and laughing, I'm thinking, that's it right there.
That's the pompous they can't touch me look.
I can see it a mile away.
He's being set up.
He doesn't even know it.
He just feels like I can do whatever he wants.
Now he's into Jesus.
Okay, great.
They're into everything.
Jesus, I'm into sobriety.
Here's Russell Brand.
Here's my new best friend.
Russell Brand is realizing my Career is in the...
It rhymes with shipper.
One who ships.
And he is saying, I don't know what to do.
I'm through.
I've got all these Me Too things.
Wait a minute.
I'm going to hook on to Tucker and I'm going to be born again now.
I'm off the hooch, off the drugs, and I'm into Jesus.
They buying it?
Yeah, okay.
And Tucker will let me on to do a prayer.
Where I jump down on my knees and start praying.
Like, oh, this is good.
This is the prayer part.
Okay, great.
Okay.
And they're buying it.
Now, I think it's great.
You should be able to pray.
You can do whatever you want.
But it's obvious to what's happening here.
We know.
We've seen a work before.
And it's very interesting to see when people are at the end of their trajectory, what they will do to come back.
Look at what Trump does.
Trump, they said, you're through, you're done, you're finished.
He said, oh, no, no, no, no.
He always reinvents himself.
Russell Brand is...
Everybody's glomming on to Tucker.
What's Tucker's next trick?
I don't know.
Do you know who else you got to keep an eye on?
Megyn Kelly.
She is predatory.
She's good.
She's smart.
She knows this.
She's coming on board.
So remember something.
In the mob, the person who's going to whack you is always your best friend.
It's never some stranger.
Do you think he understands what's going on here?
No.
Let's talk about another one here.
Now, what I'm telling you, nobody's going to tell you on TV because it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They're not interested in this.
The smartest guy, put your money on Joe Rogan.
He's so smart.
He's not going to interview Trump.
And I would advise, don't do it.
Don't do it.
You don't have to.
Because your buddy Dana White is doing that.
Your buddy Dana White is doing that.
You don't need to do that.
Trust me.
Lex Friedman?
Different story.
Lex Friedman is a genius.
Genius.
Not because of genius, but in terms of programming.
Being able to spot this thing carefully.
Being able to...
Let's go back to another one.
Candace Owens.
What is Candace Owens' name?
This is Candace Owens' acting.
Come on!
Come on!
Okay, how long is that going to act?
What are you going to do?
Come on!
All right.
Come on, schmooly botia.
Come on!
I'll take you.
Come on, you.
Okay, rabbi, whatever.
Come on!
And you know what people are going to do?
What's missing?
What's missing?
What do all the greats have?
What do all the greats have?
This is the oldest, this is the rule, the thing that guarantees longevity.
What does everybody have?
Ready for this?
You like them.
So far, people have always liked Rush.
They like Joe Rogan.
They like people.
One of the best examples is a guy, and you may not know this, Michael Savage.
Michael Savage did maybe, I don't know, he would just scream and yell, But he would talk about his dog.
He would talk about going to the store.
About wine.
About cooking.
You have to like people.
Do people like Candace Owens?
No.
Do you like her?
No.
You just want to see her rough it up.
But you really don't know anything about it.
Not yet.
Tulsi Gabbard you like.
Bobby Kennedy people kind of liked until they got kind of weird.
But they liked him.
They liked.
Now, let's talk about the best one.
Let's talk about Gamala.
Okay?
But first, let's talk about something everybody likes.
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Promo code Lionel or MyPillow.com slash Lionel.
Now, you go there yourself.
Look at what's available.
Use promo code Lionel and you will thank me.
I don't have to explain to you why pillows are nice or slippers.
Just look at the selection, look at what's available, and you'll say, I had no idea.
That's the idea.
MyPillow.com, promo code Lionel, Mike Lindell.
Great.
Love that guy.
He's still standing.
Bed, Bath& Beyond, who?
Remember that one?
Oh, we're going to cut his.
We're not going to sell his product anymore.
Okay.
Where are they now?
Nowhere.
Now let's talk about, if somebody brings me in and says, what are you going to do with Kamala?
What are you going to do with her?
This will be taught in I don't want to say PR schools, but political.
It'll be a long time before people...
You will always say, well, remember Kemala.
Remember her.
Remember her.
Remember this.
About building an image.
Ronald Reagan was image.
There was a lot to this.
Ronald Reagan was legit.
Ronald Reagan was the greatest of them all.
Trump, to an extent, is image.
Trump is, you will never see Trump again.
Don't learn anything.
Don't try to extrapolate anything from Trump.
Can't.
He's just one of a kind.
He broke every rule there is.
He just doesn't.
It's his own thing.
And he does a lot of mistakes.
If he changed things, but he's obstinate.
He's stubborn.
He won't do it.
And he says, stupidly, well, that's my secret.
Secret?
No.
But, listen, he ain't gonna change, and that's fine.
I'd rather him keep what he does, but if he made some few tweaks, it's very, very simple.
Okay?
But let's talk about Harris.
First, disabuse yourself of all the hatred you have.
I don't hate her at all.
I'll bet you anything.
If you were sitting in a, let's say, a Toyota dealership waiting for your car to be called, and she's sitting next to you, and you didn't know who she was before she was a senator, and you turned to her and you said something like, can you believe how long have you been here?
An hour.
Me too.
What are they doing?
Don't you think they have this now?
I'll bet you she would laugh and you would like her.
You wouldn't say, listen to that phony laugh.
Listen to that cackle.
Uh-uh.
You would say, I like her.
She's nice.
Or if you were on jury duty and you said, hey, how are you?
Remember the next day?
You know how jurors always kind of get to know each other.
Hey, look at you.
Oh my God, wait a minute.
I just received the highest super chat in the history of mankind.
500,000 IDRs.
I know what you're saying.
What's an IDR?
And I'm not going to insult you by referring to this wonderful Indonesian thing.
But how many people say 500,000?
You notice when you see the dark red?
Thank you, Marcus.
Greetings, Mr. and Mrs. L. Just checked out Mrs. L's channel.
Fantastic.
Salute, Madam Lynn.
My wife and daughter are still watching.
Playing catch-up.
I had to fire up the old PC Chitty Chitty Bang Bang to watch you live now.
LOL.
Did you hear that?
That's Marcus Ferguson.
Thank you, Marcus.
Lens Warriors, you go there.
Thank you, sir.
By the way, I'd love to have anything that has $500,000 in terms of the units.
Yes, how much for this aspirin?
That's $750,000.
Wow!
You think when they would start up, they'd say, can we have, like, one?
Like, one?
Do you ever go to, like, first time in Mexico, or, you know, where you don't do the centavos and, you know, pesos, and you think you're being a sport, but there's the conversion thing in any event.
But thank you, sir.
Seriously, thank you.
Now let's talk about...
Okay, Mila, right now, it's too late.
It's too late.
Too late.
Too late.
She's the wrong one.
She was the wrong one at the wrong time.
And they did.
They just, there's nothing anybody can do right now.
There's really, honest to God, there's nothing anybody can do.
It's too late.
Why they did it, I have no idea.
They could have been teaching her.
They could have said, now listen, you know she's in the off and around.
Okay.
Gamala, yes.
Every week we're going to have training.
This is when you're doing nothing.
She's at the observatory.
She's hanging around.
Every week.
Once a week.
Three times a week.
We're going to have a briefing.
We're going to have somebody come in.
Today we're going to talk about the economy.
We're going to give you basically an idea about inflation.
We're going to have you talk.
We're going to teach you a few things to say.
So that you know what you're talking about.
Just a few things.
That's all.
Next, we're going to talk about, oh, by the way, one time I interviewed a woman.
She was a Yale, I think it was a Yale architecture professor or something.
And I said, let me ask you something.
I said, if I was looking at a building or a structure, what could I say that would make it sound like I knew what I was talking about?
Like, what would I, what could I say?
That somebody next to me said, ooh, he knows.
That's good.
That's good.
And she said, oh, good lines.
I said, what?
He goes, yeah, good.
I said, look at something and imagine that I'm your, I am Pei or somebody or Richard, whatever his name is.
And I'm standing next to you.
I'm an architect.
What would you tell me?
Let's look at this thing.
And she said, okay, good lines.
And I thought, ooh, I like that.
And I never forgot that.
How to look at something.
What does a lawyer say when he watches it?
What does a football player...
I saw something yesterday which was so interesting.
It was just on his YouTube short.
And it seemed like there were two fellows, I guess NFL or ex-NFL, I don't know.
And they look like a couple of hip-hop hair.
They knew football.
They were saying things I never heard anybody say before.
Okay, here's the line.
Here's Aaron Rodgers.
What do you do?
Safety.
Watch the safeties.
What about this?
Linebackers.
How many linebackers?
They're going to shift left.
And these two fellows were talking about football in a way I've never heard anybody ever.
And I've been to the Madden and Pat Summerall.
Everybody knows how.
And Gamala, you could have learned how to speak.
But you didn't.
Sparky says, is there such a thing as reversed split with currency like there is with shares of stock?
That's a very good question.
We'll get to the bottom of that.
Thank you.
Now, one of the things we need to go back with and to ask regarding Gamal is, what are you going to do?
How would you advise her?
And this is a question that most people today can't answer because they despise her.
But what would you advise her to do?
What would you do?
Could you help her for this debate?
First of all, it should have been done a long time ago, but let's assume they just call you in at the last minute.
Here you come.
What are you going to do?
Rule number one.
We're going to break this down into how many angels on a pinpoint.
Very good.
Thank you.
One of the questions...
To ask is, what's in your kata?
What do you do?
You know when all those people do this stuff?
I never understood that the black belt, they do all this stuff.
What if I don't come at you like that?
What if I've got a gun and I'm coming at you and you're going to go like this?
I don't know what that means.
You're going to answer the question the way you want to answer the question, regardless of what they ask.
You're going to say, ah, inflation.
Boom.
And they know what they're going to do.
They know the areas.
What are you going to do about the border?
What are you going to do about this?
You're going to have to answer the question.
And we're going to do it.
Today's, we're going to do this.
You're going to answer the border.
Why didn't you do anything about the border?
Here's what you're going to do.
You're going to come up with five things, Gamala, that only you know.
That nobody else knows.
You're going to mention five things.
And it's the benefit of you.
Because Biden hasn't done nothing.
He's done things, many of them unimportant, but he's done things.
In 2021, we signed the Border Safety Protection General Order, my executive order, in which we dispatched order.
In 2022, we then doubled up from this corridor to that corridor, from San Andreas to Brownsville.
And she'll say, wow.
And Trump will say, well, I didn't know that.
And it could be completely BS.
But she's going to answer the question.
I did this.
We did this.
Stop.
I answered your question.
What is your answer?
What do you want, Madam Vice President?
What is the reaction you want?
You want this.
That's it.
That's it.
All you have to do is come out with this.
Not, she nailed it, she beat him, she won.
No.
No.
Just don't get hurt.
And what Trump wants for the debate is this.
Did you see that?
He's got to destroy her.
He cannot ask...
People think...
Well, let's have Tulsi Gabbard.
No, no, no.
Tulsi Gabbard, that was an educated thing that only you knew about.
If you watch Gamala, you did get upset.
She just let it go.
It's gone.
She didn't say anything stupid.
She just...
So that's the first thing.
Your goal, Madam Vice President, is just to survive it.
Just come out and just say, okay.
That's it.
I'm alright.
Next, for each of these subjects, you're going to remember these.
Have flashcards.
Do this, this, this.
The economy.
This, this, this.
The border.
This, this, and this.
Crime.
This, this, and this.
One thing I'd love to write her, and I'd love to write because it's just a challenge.
I wish you would say, you know, it's the damnedest thing.
In one respect, I'm the weakest prosecutor there ever, and then they tell me I'm too strong.
I put all these people in prison, and then I didn't care about them, and then they tell me, then I want to let everybody go.
Now, what's it going to be?
I can't figure this out.
Am I too tough?
Am I not tough enough?
I get the impression, and you know, that when you're in my position, people will just say whatever they want, irrespective of your record, which is the truth.
She's the only one who they say he is too strong, or she's too weak, or whatever it is.
Go down the list.
Sparky says, I bring up neocolonialism.
Shuts my millennial niece down, no matter what the geopolitical subject is.
Well, listen, millennial niece, the way you have, remember, the best way to answer people is to Speak to them like Nurse Ratched would, or like you're talking to a child.
There's nothing worse than I remember.
I know.
What does that mean?
I know.
What are you talking about?
Well, look, this is very complicated.
What are you getting at?
What you're saying, parenthetically, you're a kid.
I remember when I was your age, I said stupid things too.
Or, interesting, like you're crazy.
I see.
Huh.
Interesting.
That's interesting.
Somebody the other day told me about Israel.
And Israel is the most fascinating issue because it's either one or the other.
Mostly this country is just one.
More people I know do not understand what a Palestinian is.
They have no idea.
They keep saying Hamas.
And somebody said, well, you know, I'm Jewish.
He said, okay, yeah, I knew that.
He said, well, what would you tell somebody who was Palestinian?
What?
What would you tell somebody who's Palestinian?
What would you tell somebody who is, who's lived there, let's say three, four, five generations, whatever it is.
And I realized, they have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
Like somebody mentioned before about 9-11.
People don't have any idea.
What I tell people is, you know, the thing that happened on that terrible day was that there's a lot of moving parts.
There's a lot of moving parts behind that.
And it's very difficult for people to understand why things happened because there was so much.
What you got was kind of like this overkill, this wow!
You know, when you're...
You know, many times, how many times have you heard people say, I didn't even know I was shot!
What?
Yeah, I found out I was shot because of adrenaline and there's all this stuff going on.
That's what news is sometimes.
You don't know.
So what you do is you treat people as though, I understand it.
There's a lot to understand.
Sometimes it's very difficult to follow all the moving parts.
What are you saying?
I'm saying you're a dumbass.
Now, going back to Kamala.
She's already talked about the laughing.
She's already talked about the laughing.
She's already said this.
And at some point, I'd love to hear a personal thing.
You know, and I'm sure the dumpster, former President Trump, they always say former President Donald Trump.
You know, it's funny.
Whenever they get in on something, they don't let you go.
Have you noticed how Trump always plays the accordion.
He does this when he talks.
He talks like this.
He does that.
And once you notice it, he doesn't do it all the time.
But if they were to put together a loop, they'd have him going at this the whole time.
I know.
And it's tough.
Stop laughing.
You're laughing too much.
Be serious.
You're not answering the question.
It's tough.
Believe me.
And look, this is the price we pay.
Acknowledge it.
Make people say, oh, I know.
Don't laugh too much.
You're not laughing enough.
Be human.
Don't be too human.
Be nice.
You're being too nice.
You're this.
You're not black.
I'm not.
You're not.
I'm Indian.
You're not Indian.
What am I?
I don't know.
Okay.
Do this.
Don't stand there.
Don't wear it like that.
Don't wear the headphones.
Are you wearing those chucks?
Remember when you wore the chucks, the tennis shoes?
Don't wear those.
Don't dance.
Don't dance?
Okay.
All right.
Anything else?
Don't mention it.
And have people say, oh, you know, you're right.
Most of us would go crazy.
Do you know what it's like?
And this is not in any way to defend her.
Do you know what you would be like if everybody talked about you, what you look like, your double chin or your face or the mole?
And they would make fun of you constantly and laugh at you and the way you look and your weight and your age and what you said.
It's brutal.
I do that.
To make people say, oh, because what is her bottom line?
Her goal is to have the country say, oh, man, she's a, you know, that's it.
She's won.
Just neutralize it.
It's all she wants.
She's not going to win.
She just wants people to say, like, oh, she's...
And you want Trump to destroy her.
Because people want to see what happened to Biden again.
Sparky says, Nurse Ratched was one of the greatest movie villains of all time.
Younger folks used to follow the rules since daycare.
Think she's the victim and McMurphy's the problem.
They don't get anti-hero.
Oh, absolutely.
And also they don't recognize the fact, it's funny, how the nuances of things change.
I'm telling you, Mrs. L and I have watched, and she's been far more assiduous than I have, watching the entire history.
Of the Mary Tyler Moore show.
And watch it change from the original apartment with Rhoda and Phyllis all the way to the second one with the big M followed to this one.
And then the last we saw the greatest episode maybe one of the most important episodes ever written in American sitcom history, Chuckles the Clown.
She was one of the best actresses, could do texture and nuance that, I mean, it's one of those things where I found myself watching sometimes the Johnny Carson show and thinking to myself, you know, it wasn't that good.
It was just the only thing.
It was good, but it wasn't that funny.
It was just, it was it.
And maybe I'm being nostalgic.
And maybe it was that, you know, whatever.
No.
She was that good.
And it will remain timeless.
So let me go back to what I'm talking about.
And Sparky brings about texture and anti-hero and the message.
Nobody is sitting here and nobody, believe me, nobody sat down with Gamala and like directed it.
Let me show you where this movie is going.
Let me tell you where we're going with this.
This is where we're going.
This is the part.
Remember the Godfather?
And the Godfather?
And the Godfather?
Here was Michael.
Sitting with Kay.
Remember that?
That's Luca Brasi.
That's my father's life.
It's not me.
I'm just here for the wedding.
I don't know.
He's a Marine.
A lot of this stuff.
They said he did in World War II.
That was more Pacific.
There would be references to more Europe.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
Remember when McCluskey nailed him for the first time?
He hit him, broke his jaw.
That was it.
He changed.
And everything changed.
And when he finally got Salazzo and McCluskey, that was it.
And he got dark.
And they had to make this transition from here to here.
And it was overnight.
And then it got dark.
And it's a very...
It's not subtle in the least, but if it's too obvious, it was perfect.
That's my favorite part of The Godfather.
So watch that moment.
That's when it changed.
That's when it changed.
The rest of the people, Sonny was the same.
Fredo, Fredo.
And then you realize, this guy is so evil, it's not even funny.
That's really something.
And then later on, you would see shots during the breaks when they would laugh and make fun.
There was one picture of Salazzo, the guy, Al Leteri, who plays Salazzo, and Albertino laughing, and you can't believe there were...
It was excellent.
So nobody told, nobody explained, going back to Kemala, nobody said, here's your image.
This is the movie we're in.
This is the scene.
This is the scene three.
This is the scene four.
This is whatever.
You're walking up.
Nobody talked about...
Nobody ever sat down and said, Hey, do me a favor.
Timmy?
Yeah.
What's with this jazz hand stuff?
We're not going to do that.
Uh-uh.
You know what that looks like, right?
You know what that looks like.
And don't kid yourself.
Even though you're with a bunch of libs, that's not good.
They don't want Mr. Rogers or Richard Simmons as their VP.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just saying, Don't ever think that these people are that cool.
They're not.
They're not.
Nobody ever does that.
Nobody ever plans anything.
She can do this if they pay attention.
Because remember what your goal is?
Her goal is just this.
She wasn't that bad.
I wasn't that bad.
I was expecting a lot more.
Trump didn't lay a hand on her.
That's what you want.
And Trump destroys her.
He's got to go in because Trump, and I'm going to say this one more time, he has one goal and that goal is going to be the world saying the next day, did you see that?
Holy, watch this part where she's like a bug over a match.
That's it.
Period.
End of discussion.
Sparky, thank you so much.
Edie Crowley, thank you.
Marcus Ferguson, thank you immensely.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate you.
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She was talking about Train de Aragua before anybody else was.
You have no idea what is happening in the world that she has nailed perfectly.
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