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Sept. 7, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Que Mala's Campaign Is Freaking Out As Trump's Surging With No End In Sight

Que Mala's Campaign Is Freaking Out As Trump's Surging With No End In Sight

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I'm not sure.
Thank you.
Good day, dear friend.
Uncle Lenny here.
Ready to walk you through today's version of this minefield, this thing that we're living in right now.
And it's tough.
Let me tell you something.
It is tough.
But as I tell you every day and as I pledge to you, I'm never going to lie to you, and I'm going to tell you the truth.
When I say things are good, you can believe it.
When I say things are good, you can believe it.
That means the most to me.
It's very easy, especially in this business, to say to people what they want to hear.
Everything's great.
Everything's the truth.
Well, everything's sometimes just not terrific.
Everything is, again, not terrific.
But things are looking better now than you have ever, ever imagined them be.
Because, my dear friends, as I say to you right now, and as it means so much for us because we've been through this together, we have 60 days.
Some say 59, but I say 60 days until the end.
Until this comes to a head.
And one of the things which is the most important, especially for those brand new to this thing of ours, this thing that we do, the first thing is try to lose, and I know we always said to do it, Try to lose your ability to always ask why.
Well, why is that?
Why would they do that?
I don't know.
Sometimes I do not understand or I can't give you a specific reason.
And I'm not going to pick a particular reason just to say it.
Like, for example, I asked the question, what is the reason?
What is the actual specific reason why the shadow government, why do they want there to be this influx, this cavalcade, this deluge of people pouring over our borders?
What is the reason?
And I know if you ask people, people will just answer it.
You have a variety of reasons.
Well, the reason is because of the communism.
And then somebody will say something else.
And the answer is, I don't really know.
I mean, I'll give you some ideas.
And the question is, I want to know, how is it that people are advocating this?
How is it?
Explain this one to me.
Explain how a very smart and seemingly decent person, such as Chuck Schumer, could ever say this.
The only way we're going to have a great future in America is if we welcome and embrace immigrants, the Dreamers, and all of them.
Because our ultimate goal is to help the Dreamers, but get a path to citizenship for all 11 million or however many undocumented there are here.
This makes absolutely no sense to me in the least.
And I don't understand this.
And he says, but Chuck, when you're talking about dreamers, when you're talking about dreamers and you're talking about, that's not the reality.
The reality is that we are being overwhelmed.
There was something recently, I caught a version of this.
There's a fellow named Lawrence something, I guess it's Fox News, and they do the old diner business.
And this has been a staple of talk radio since the beginning of time.
You go to a diner, and you walk in, you talk, people say, what do you think?
Because that is the bed.
It's kind of like the town hall in the morning where people are having breakfast and drinking coffee.
It goes to show you also just how incredibly obese people are and the crap that they're eating, but that's for another show.
But they'll ask people, what do you think?
What do you think?
And they'll say, crime, crime, crime, crime, crime.
Now, this is the thing.
That I'm the happiest.
Please don't take this the wrong way.
I'm not happy that there's a crime problem, but I'm happy in terms of this.
I'm happy that people are able to focus on this particular aspect and not things like the economy.
I don't want to hear that.
The economy is something that people do not understand as easily as they do.
When you say crime.
My dream for any kind of a subject matter is something that's so easy.
Kids and transgender surgery.
See, that's a good one.
That's a good one because people say, oh, I get that one.
I get that one.
I understand that one.
You don't have to explain this when they say, oh, I got it.
The economy.
No.
No.
Because what does that mean?
Well, does it mean inflation?
People don't really...
It's not one of those things that makes people feel...
You know, Frank Luntz, for all that he...
I mean, the guy's a BS artist and basically a prevaricator with the world's worst two.
I'm sorry.
I will say that as long as I live.
I will never understand.
When you walk into a room where people say...
I don't know why people do that.
I'm serious.
Nobody's ever watched this and gone, a bald man!
Oh my God!
Nobody even says anything.
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
Nobody doesn't mean anything.
Sean Connery, nobody's ever said that.
Nobody's ever said, did you see his so-and-so?
He's bald.
What?
Yeah, I swear to God.
He has no hair.
Or he has big patches of hair.
Nobody even notices this!
I suppose somebody goes, hey, Jerry, you look great.
Have you lost weight?
Yeah, oh, I did notice.
You're bald.
But then somebody will say, here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to take this beaver pelt, and I'm going to put it on, and it's the worst ever.
The thickest, it's all one color, it's not really human hair, and I'm going to put this thing on, and I'll look so much better, and some of them say, argh!
I don't understand it.
But anyway, I mean it.
I mean it.
That's like tattoos up the neck.
I don't, I really, I really want to know how you, why you think that's great.
But what I want to say sometimes is how you phrase things.
And the words you use.
How do you explain something?
I told you before.
I told you before and I'll say it again.
The best The thing to ask America is simply this.
Ask your friends this.
And not to be needlessly scatological, but ask your friends this.
Do you want four more years of this?
Do you want that?
Do you want four more years of this?
Do you?
Do you want four?
And not only that, but it's worse.
You know, it's a progressive type of disease.
You know, sometimes people forget that in cases of very severe alcoholism, people will stop.
They'll say, okay, I stopped, and I'm done, and that's it.
Okay.
And it might be called a dry drug.
I don't know.
I'm not going to converse it necessarily with the lingo.
But they don't understand that if they were to relapse a year, a month, six months, six years, whatever it is, down the road, that the relapse will pick up not where you left off, but where you would have been.
Where you would have been.
Things don't go away.
I hate to say it, cancer doesn't go away.
It doesn't say, oh well.
It's not like, you know, you remember my back?
Yes, it's okay now.
Certain things just don't get better.
In this situation that we're in right now, this is a pathology.
This is America has a cancer, and it's called these people.
And where they're from, I don't know.
Why we're here, I don't know.
I have no idea.
I'll make a guess.
If they were to go to a doctor, doctor?
How did Uncle Jerry get this cancer?
I don't know.
How?
I knew, not so long ago, a person we knew had kind of a glioblastoma.
This thing said, where does that come from?
I don't know.
But nobody spends the rest of their time asking this question.
Sometimes why does it matter?
When you're in the emergency room and they bring somebody in and he's in the middle of a massive heart attack, a massive MI, you don't say to yourself, you know, I wonder if this ran in his family.
What do you think, Dave?
I don't know.
Probably wouldn't be.
Meanwhile, the guy's dying.
The origins of things, we don't know.
We don't know.
So I want people, I want you to understand that if you're going to Talk to somebody.
Think bumper sticker.
You've got one thing to tell them.
One thing.
And you've also got them.
You have to give them something to hang on to.
When you ask a jury, when you ask a jury to find someone not guilty, especially somebody who's a bad guy, who did some bad, bad things.
You've got to say to them, listen, I've got to give them not only, I can give them the evidence, but how do I make them understand that their not guilty verdict, their acquittal, is actually, they can't be blamed.
And the answer is you tell them, because the evidence didn't support this.
They simply didn't have any evidence of it.
And I should always ask somebody, I should always ask, because sometimes there'll be somebody who's like, this guy's a bad guy.
That may be true.
But ladies and gentlemen, if you're a juror, as you are now, and you're dealing with somebody that you think might not be up to your snuff, you've got to ask the question, what if they were charged with arson?
And you would say, arson?
There was no fire.
You're not going to acquit them, are you?
Well, yeah.
Why?
Because they charged him with arson.
There's no fire here.
Yeah, but he's a bad guy.
Doesn't matter.
They didn't charge him with arson.
I'm not here.
I'm just a juror.
I'm the trier of fact.
And you got to get people off the hook.
And you have to say, listen, not only do you have to...
Find this prior administration guilty of whatever.
And we don't know why they're doing it.
We don't know what it is.
We don't know if Joe Biden...
We could guess this.
You might want to say communism.
I had the greatest...
I found last night.
I was addicted to every documentary on Satan.
Satanism, Lucifer.
And how it started from pan and how it moved.
It's just the greatest story.
And I guarantee you, 90% who refer to everything as being satanic do not know anything about the etymology or the etiology or teleology or whatever, the derivation of Satan.
But there are words that they lose.
This is Satanism.
This is communism.
This is socialism.
Okay, for her father, Kamala Harris' father was a Marxist.
Okay, whatever.
Whatever works for you.
I don't care.
It can't take four years of this.
I'm a juror.
No.
No.
I'm not.
I don't have to say anything about the Democrats.
Are they communists?
I don't care.
No.
You have to absolve people.
Of their feeling of, can I vote for Trump?
You're not voting for Trump.
You're voting.
You can't do four more years.
You can't.
You can't.
You cannot do this.
I want you to understand this because you are an apostle.
And this is critical for you to understand this.
You're out there in the rest of the world.
You've got to tell people this.
They talk about this and all this kind of nonsense.
And yeah, you go online and they hate Trump.
Junk yogurt the other day was talking about the most important thing.
Let me tell you what's going on here.
I have some things here.
What exactly?
Let me do a couple of things.
I put some little clips here.
I think they're interesting.
And here's something which I don't understand, but I'm glad it's happening.
I don't understand it, but I'm glad it's happening.
My friends, have you noticed there is a revolution that is happening?
There is a change in everything.
I don't know if you remember this, but in the 70s, not only was there rock, not only was it rock, R&B, Motown, jazz, cool jazz, folk, Frog rock.
From King Crimson to Yes to Disco to...
I mean, it was a holy...
Wow!
It was...
Now?
I don't know what it's called now.
I'm sure there's names for it.
But I knew.
Pay attention to what's going on.
And I knew even then.
In fact, I was talking to all my old high school buddies yesterday.
We were saying, remember how great?
We started high school at the end of, well, what, August or so, or I guess September of 1971.
Right?
Vietnam was going on.
Woodstock was still up there.
I said, do you remember how great the music was?
Do you remember that?
I mean, it was...
I don't know if anybody right now, like if you asked somebody, if you said...
Do you, as a young person, if you're, let's say, 15, 16, 17 years old, do you feel like you're in the middle of a music revolution?
I do.
We saw it.
Right now, we're in a revolution of something that's happening right now.
And I tell people, and I can tell immediately in five seconds, I can tell people, especially people I know, friends of mine who are still in the music, oh, you should see these radio people are so sad.
Hey, it's National Radio Day!
Here's a picture of me at KTTU.
I was doing overnights.
It's sad.
It's one thing to be reminiscent, but I think they think it's still, hey, here's Rush.
Rush Limbaugh, he was great, but this is a different time.
Let me show you.
Here's something which was huge.
I don't get, but it's huge.
And so it's an honor.
This was Tucker Carlson, Vivek Ramaswamy, speaking in, I guess there's a tour here, Russell Brand.
You couldn't get me there for a second.
A second.
I don't care.
Most people who look at Woodstock realize, I don't want to go there.
This is huge.
There is a...
There is a revolution that's happening.
And this is the introduction of somebody very special.
To introduce Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Look at these people going ape over Bobby Kennedy Jr.
Look at him.
Look at him.
you Now, let me tell you.
Let's get this out of the way.
Let Uncle Lenny tell you.
That's great.
I don't know what it is.
I have no earthly idea.
None.
None.
It's a symbol of something.
Veritas says, long time no see, cuzy, from a wage slave down under.
Love your work.
Thank you so much, Veritas.
God bless you.
And you wonderful, wonderful people.
You Aussies, what they are doing.
I was watching Mr. Inbetween the day.
I love that show.
Oh my God.
I love that show.
The greatest, I don't know if he's a good guy, a bad guy.
I don't know.
I love him.
Love, love that story.
In any event.
Thank you for that.
There is something that's happening here.
There are people who want this belief in something that's new.
They see it.
They're happy.
And they're saying, and whatever it is, folks, I don't give a damn what you call it.
Good for you and good for them.
Good for everybody that is happening.
People are seeing it right now.
There's a desire, this feeling that people are having of something brand new.
And it's also, this is my dream.
This is what I love.
The destruction of labels.
The left and the right and the Democrats and the Republicans.
I don't know anything.
I don't care about that.
It means nothing to me.
I want there to be people who believe in this thing called truth.
We do issue-by-issue analysis.
It's very, very simple.
Issue-by-issue analysis.
And what that means is very simply this.
Rather than me say, what do you think about abortion?
Well, let's talk about it.
Do you think that abortion should be available at any time, up to any point?
Start off with this.
You have to define the parameters.
So we go do it issue by issue versus the overarching thought about the reproductive rights, about big government.
I don't know what big government means.
What does that mean, big government?
What does that mean?
I don't know.
I have no idea what this means.
But let me tell you what's the most important.
What's really important is that.
Is that.
Let me give you an example.
One time I had to speak.
I didn't have to speak.
I was speaking at a group and it was a chamber of commerce.
And I'm not going to go into specific, but it was a local chamber of commerce.
Okay.
So I got this.
I got this.
Well, do you want to know what they meant?
No.
You said chamber of commerce, right?
Yeah, okay, I got it.
I walked out.
What do you think I said?
Tell you what I said.
Nobody understands what it means to be a businessman.
To be in business.
What's a group?
Restaurant workers.
Nobody knows what it means to be a restaurant worker.
To own a restaurant.
Who are the people?
Landscapers.
Nobody knows what you go through.
Yes!
I know that.
I know that.
There's a feeling, you don't have to know every issue to understand.
There are people right now, all those people are looking for something, and it ain't, might be a little bit of trouble, it might not be here, but it's not those other people.
Let me also tell you something.
You could not get, listen to me carefully, you could not get Democrats to show up and do and be what these folks are.
They don't have that.
I'm not trying to be mean.
They just don't have it.
This is what the number one story is.
This is what the number one story is.
This says it all to me.
This is a picture of gang members breaking into a vacant apartment so they could move a Venezuelan family in and then collect rent.
This is our business plan, one gang member told a housekeeper.
CBS.
See the little bug at the bottom there?
This is our business plan?
If he, the property manager, doesn't like it, we'll fill him with bullets.
The report authors call the gang's behavior brazen.
And further exhibits the suspected gang members' sense of comfort and control, consistent with their taking over the property and not fearing law enforcement or the property management.
It was sent to Aurora officials on August 9th, with the investigators saying, The evidence we have reviewed indicates that gang members are engaging in flagrant trespass violations, assault and battery, human trafficking, sexual abuse of minors, unlawful firearms possession, extortion, and other criminal activities, often targeting vulnerable Venezuelan and other immigrant populations.
According to the law firm's report, the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua has threatened to kill, and in certain instances has apparently actively attempted to kill, members of Whispering Pines management.
The report says a consultant for the property management company was severely beaten and stomped by gang members and was hospitalized.
The alleged incident recorded by building cameras with screenshots attached to the letter.
The report relies on a property manager who said that gang members allegedly stabbed a Whispering Pines resident for refusing to pay rent to the gang.
He also told the investigators the takeover began last November.
The report recounts that this summer, the gang approached the property manager and told him they would help him out in exchange for half of all the rent that he collected.
The law firm that wrote the report called that an organized crime tactic.
The gang members then allegedly took over vacant apartments.
Now, here's the issue.
How would you fix this?
See, if I spoke before a group of people, I would ask them, how would you fix this?
If I gave this to you, if I said, you, who me?
Yeah, you, sir, ma 'am, come on up.
I'm going to pick you as you're the chief of police.
What would you do?
Let me ask you, what would you do?
I just picked you.
I picked you up.
And I've called up and said, listen, by the way, I'm going to appoint you, because I'm the president, and you, Marcus or Trashman or Kaiser or Dan or Lizzie Solak or whoever, Danny Boy, Wiley, you're it.
I just picked you.
And you say, I've never been a congressman.
What do you think you should do?
What do you do?
Tell me.
What would you do?
Hell's Angels and Outlaws.
Now let me ask you something.
Barry says that.
You know you don't mean that, right?
You know you don't mean that, right?
I know it sounds good, but I'm just going to make sure we understand this.
You know that, right?
Does Altamont come to mind?
You know you can't do that.
You know you can't get other people.
In Sicily, believe it or not, the people who were the most adamant about preventing and dealing with a lot of folks who were from African countries and people who were storming the shores were, of course, members of the mafia.
You don't want this.
Okay?
And by the way, this Howell's Angels business.
It's not.
But I mean, but people are like this.
I'll just send them money.
That's a good one.
I promise.
I promise.
If I said to you, well, what can I do that's real flashy?
Well, the first thing I want to do is all of a sudden there's a swoop.
We grab them.
And all we do is we say to you, okay, when they show up, we arrest them.
And we do a perp walk.
New York does this.
A perp walk.
You don't really have them in your town, but the way it works is if they get somebody that they're looking for, even if they don't, that they love this.
You go to different precincts.
You've got Midtown North, you've got the 1-9, the 2-3.
You never say the 19th precinct.
It's the 1-9, the 2-3, the 3-4.
And the detectives arrest them.
And in the old days, They looked really, really like Joe Coffey, Mike Sheehan.
These were like really.
Oh, Joe Coffey, Mike Sheehan.
These were central casting New York City detectives.
Now, they're fat.
It just doesn't.
I'm sorry.
You don't want to see somebody walking around with a big bubble butt.
Cardi B. I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Veritas says, yes, boss, we mean it.
Down under, they are flying them and using our own airlines at a rate of 80,000 a year.
Oh, yeah.
It's all over the place, my friend.
And I thought Aussies were just so bloody tough.
Well, anyway, thank you, sir.
So they bring these people in, and they walk them out, and you hear the clicking of the cameras, and you see this guy, and he's called the Purple.
You bring them out, and that's it.
Well, that's what everybody would say.
That's what everybody would do.
But they're not doing that.
Why?
I don't know.
Now, here would be my speech.
Here would be my speech.
Ladies and gentlemen of Aurora, Colorado, or Denver, or this, or Muncie, Indiana, or Spokane, wherever you are.
Do you want this?
Do you think this is right?
If you do, you don't need me.
If you like this the way it is, you don't need me.
Anybody here think this is a good idea?
Anybody think it's a good idea?
Does anybody know?
Can you explain to me why nothing's being done?
No.
So do you want more of this?
Do you want more of it?
Here she is, my friend.
You'd know we love her.
Edie Crowley says, the thing that gets me...
He's setting up fortresses here.
And my lib friends madly posting about Trump's crimes.
I know.
You can't beat that.
This is for you, Edie.
Got it right here.
I don't get that.
Now listen to this.
This is our friend.
This is Mr. Vance.
Listen to old JD here.
Harris' answer to this is to take law-abiding American citizens' guns away from them.
That is what Kamala Harris wants to do.
He says, look, I don't like this.
I don't like to admit this.
I don't like that this is a fact of life.
But if you are a psycho and you want to make headlines, you realize that our schools are soft targets.
And we have got to bolster security at our schools so that a person who walks through the front door...
We've got to bolster security so that if a psycho wants to walk through the front door and kill a bunch of children, they're not able to.
And again, as a parent, do I want my kids' school to have additional security?
No, of course I don't.
I don't want my kids to go to school in a place where they feel like you've got to have additional security.
That is increasingly the reality that we live in.
Oh, I do.
I got no problem with that.
Oh, no, no, no.
Let me tell you what Uncle Lenny would do.
Very, very simple.
Here's what we do.
Number one rule.
Give me the pen.
Give me the executive order.
Immediately now.
And this, of course, will be done at the local level.
All schools have one entrance through the front door.
No back doors, no doors opened up.
Of course, it's going to be, you can always leave by virtue of fire, you know, fire doors.
You've got to be able to leave.
You're not going to chain the doors.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But no in and out.
Sorry, sorry.
One way in.
That's it.
The front door.
That's it.
One day.
One way.
Front door.
One door.
Number two.
Metal detectors.
Cheap like you cannot believe.
Cheap.
Metal detectors.
Cheap.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Kids will say, I'll walk through this.
You get them at the airport.
You get them if you go to Broadway.
They look in your bag.
Sorry.
It's a new world.
Next.
Do I want to arm teachers?
Not really.
I'm sorry, my friends, but, I mean, we'll talk about that later.
But there has to be, at every school, and this is very, very simple, and they can be contracted, I promise you, they can be contracted through either individuals who are retired military, retired police, or active police or security, who are there, not as a school resource officer, not as officer friendly, not as the guy who helps out, you know.
Handing out the Christmas present or the guy who puts on the beard.
He's not your friend.
He doesn't know your name.
You don't go to him to talk about problems you have.
No, no, no.
This is a killer who is in the front, very conspicuous, and he doesn't interact with me.
That's not his thing.
They're also interchangeable.
And you tell him, here's your post.
This is the front door.
If anybody pushes a button, you are there like that.
Promise you.
Easy.
Parents get...
We got the money for it.
That's it.
That's it.
Try it.
You want to show up with a gun?
Good.
You got to go into the front door.
You see that guy sitting there?
Yeah, the guy with the camis on?
That's the guy.
That's it.
And this isn't anything big.
You don't need anything special.
Sorry.
And don't give me this crap about, well, I don't want our kids to...
Wake up, kid.
It's a new world.
That's the way it is.
I'm sorry you got a weird...
Seatbelts, little Timmy.
But you do, because I don't want you to be burned beyond recognition as you're thrown from the windshield in a fiery crash.
Sorry.
Our good friend Veritas says, that's the point.
You enter our country lawfully, not legally.
Legally means UN, BS, lawful entry, or F off.
Absolutely.
And Veritas, what I would do, I would ask people, do you believe that makes sense yet?
If you do, vote for me.
If you don't, Keep everything as is, and it's going to get even worse.
Okay?
It's going to get even worse.
Let me tell you something.
How many of you fine folks have seen the Reagan movie?
How many have seen it?
Raise your hand.
They're trying to shelve this.
They did this for the Sound of Freedom.
And there were some issues about Sound of Freedom.
But anyway, they are deliberately doing everything in their power to kill Reagan.
They don't want you to watch Reagan.
They don't like...
They can't stand it.
Have you seen it?
Because they're not going to hear anything about the box office.
They're going to suppress it.
They're going to do everything in their power.
Vizadella and I saw it.
Opening day.
Opening day.
Did you see it?
Please see it.
Please see it.
And the reason...
Maria says she's going to see it.
Maria, please do it.
And the reason why is simply this.
It's something about...
There's something about making a statement against these...
Rat bastard.
There's something that's fun about that.
It's like, oh, you don't want me to see this?
Okay, good.
I'm going to go see it.
Now, there was a time when we thought differently as an American.
When we don't even remember what it sounded like to have a president like this.
In a way, we ourselves rediscovered it.
It's been quite a journey this decade, and we held together through some stormy seas.
And at the end, Together, we're reaching our destination.
The fact is, from Grenada to the Washington and Moscow summits, from the recession of 81 to 82, to the expansion that began in late 82 and continues to this day, we've made a difference.
The way I see it, there were two great triumphs, two things that I'm proudest of.
One is the economic recovery in which the people of America created and filled 19 million.
Now, let me stop right there.
Now, listen to me and listen carefully.
And don't take this the wrong way.
But you're never going to see that again.
You're just not.
You're not going to see that.
You're not going to see manners anymore.
You're not going to see people dressing up to go on airplanes.
You're not going to see...
You're just not going to see it.
You can delude yourself into thinking, I mean, wouldn't it be great?
It would be great.
But it's not going to happen.
Okay?
But we're going to get by.
Certain things change.
Let's face it.
I'm sure that there were times when people stopped, when men stopped bowing and we gave up the minuets.
People said, this is the end of civilization as we know it.
But we don't have to be at that level.
Donald Trump is his own style, his own way, his own personality, his own affect, his own presentation.
It's the way he is.
And he's not going to act like that.
The Reagan can't act like that.
We're a different people.
Go with it.
Certain things change.
I've been through this before.
Recently...
Friends of ours who own restaurants here in New York are asking, where's the lunch crowd?
And I say, the lunch crowd is over there.
Not in some stodgy place with a tablecloth.
It's over there.
It's a different kind of world.
Brad Rung, by the way, says, came in late.
Did we talk about Hunter Biden guilty?
We sure did, Brad.
And it was great.
We went through a 12-point...
I explain each of the 12 important and critical points of the Hunter Biden plea, what to look for, what's next, who he's hiding, what the implications are, what this means for criminal justice.
It was one of my best presentations ever, and I think everybody here would agree.
It was simply one of the best, Brad, so sorry about that.
But we'll do it maybe again.
And by the way, not to be cute, but...
There's really nothing to it.
We all knew he was going to enter a plea.
There's no defense.
There's no defense.
What are you going to do?
No, I didn't pay that.
No, I didn't.
There's nothing.
They're just wrapping it up to get rid of him to make it.
So then maybe they hope that if Gamala gets in there, they'll figure she'll pardon him because it's federal and that's it.
Now, we live in a different world.
I want to show you something which is also One of the most frighteningly horrible things I've ever seen in recent times.
And I know this.
You might say to yourself, is it really that bad?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's that bad.
Oh, it's that bad.
This is one of these people.
I don't know about you, but they used to...
Have customer service.
And this is indicative of where our society is going.
And then they said, like if you go to a CVS or a Walgreens, even at Costco or Whole Foods, they want you to do all the checkout yourself.
They just want to cut down on prices.
They want to give you the option.
But at one place, how do I say it in a nice way?
They hired a lot of people who I think are, dare I say, special.
Special is a good word.
Out of all the euphemisms, I think special is probably one of the best.
Because we had terrible words for people who were subpar, or we don't use the R word anymore, and they're called special, or exceptional, or whatever.
And it's fine.
I really don't mind it.
So anyway, there were these government programs that say, let's put these people to work.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it, hold it, hold it, wait, wait, wait.
I'm all for giving these folks dignity.
I'm all for trying to reintroduce and streamline them back into society.
But I went to a place the other day, and I don't know why this young man was there, but he clearly, if it wasn't for the fact that he was wearing a vest with his name, I thought to myself, is he an imposter?
Did he steal this?
He was in no way able to handle this job.
But I'm sure there was a government program, which I think later on was verified.
There was this one woman there who was running the show.
And Mrs. Allen and I wanted to have these balloons blown up like a birthday thing.
And he looked at us and he had no concept of not only balloons, but inflation, you know, inflating the balloons, nothing.
And there was an area called balloons with pipe, with gas tank.
And this poor girl was running the show while this guy walking around with a vest.
Probably on some kind of government credit or stipend or I don't know what, he was clearly unable to do this job.
Now, again, Uncle Lenny's not being mean here.
I want to help people.
I want to put them to work.
But I don't want them to do anything where they're not able to do it.
Just like, I hate to say it, when you take somebody who's never been in a rough academic situation and you put them all of a sudden in some Ivy League competitive class and you see right away, they don't know what they're doing.
It's actually cruel to see what they're doing.
Alright.
Why that long intro?
Watch this.
This is a woman.
This is from a TikTok.
TikTok's very good.
And she is somebody who obviously she's not trying to be recalcitrant.
She's not trying to be rude.
She doesn't know how to count change.
Watch this.
Here we go.
You see the look?
This is another thing too.
This is a thing of I don't know how to deal with folks.
I don't communicate.
I don't know about customer service.
I don't know about saying hello.
I don't know.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I've never lived in this.
I don't.
I don't know what these amenities.
You put me here, and I have an attitude where, by the way, be very careful, and I've seen this.
You see this attitude right here?
This is very calm.
When they're calm like that, all of a sudden, kids, people today will snap.
I've watched enough of these cop videos to tell you this is when they're the most dangerous, when they're seemingly calm, because it's...
Rolling around in their head.
This is a Walmart fuel station employee.
Refuses to count change.
You're not giving me your manager.
You're going to ignore me.
Because you won't do your job.
Did you not understand the question?
You told me to count it.
I told you it was eight.
You told me that's not your job to count money.
What's your job?
You don't know?
You're in public?
Too bad.
I'm in public too bad.
Yes, you are.
That's my favorite.
By the way, it's a very interesting thing.
Is there a law that prohibits people from being recorded?
No, there is not.
What you do with the recordation that you've made, it's a different story.
But no, absolutely not.
This is the only thing she's concerned with, your recording.
If you could do your job, I've asked you for your manager.
Which one would you like?
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh.
I'm just going to have pictures.
I'm happy for you, Trent.
Appreciate you not doing your job.
Now, believe it or not, later on, it's not, I don't know how to do this.
What they're also saying is, I don't know how to count change.
I don't know how to count change.
I've lived in a world where I don't change customer service.
And also, This phone thing.
This is my case here.
But again, watch cop videos.
They hold it up.
It's like this is this magic thing.
I'm going to hold this up.
Look, look.
I'm going to take a picture of you.
You can't hurt me.
It's my force field.
This is what we're living with.
Now, a couple of things.
This is fantastic.
Terrible.
Two friends of mine.
One works with high school and older.
The number of kids today, ready for this, who can't tell time on an analog clock.
Watch.
Can't tell time.
Can't.
Veritas says, I apologize for my antipodean perspectives.
I don't think these are in any way antipodal whatsoever.
However, without Aussies and Kiwis, the answers, by the way, you know the antipodal.
Almost like the Zizigy.
The Anzus alliance is in jeopardy.
We have your Pacific flank.
Not for long.
With these demented outrages in Washington, please, cousin, consider your allies down and under.
We need to help you and to support you and to break you loose from the confines of your horror.
So as I explained, My one friend said, there are people who do not know how.
Listen to me.
And it's not just one, a number of people who do not know how.
These are high schools who do not know how to tell time.
They look at the clock.
They have no idea what this is.
They have no signature.
And we're not going to get into the cursive versus printing, whatever.
They have no signature.
They cannot write.
They don't write.
Let me say that again.
Did you hear what I said?
They don't write.
Not print, not cursive.
They don't write.
They'll print.
They know how to do the thumb thing.
And that's it.
None.
Because kids don't play ball.
Because they don't do this.
I told you this before.
You see, when you play ball, the first thing you do is, hey, this is round.
Spiracle.
Or as some people say, it's a spear.
And in my head, there's this...
And I'm immediately weighing this thing.
Wow.
Round.
Spherical.
Got it.
Understand.
Weight.
Okay.
I'm doing calculations you can't even imagine as a kid.
Hey, throw this to me.
So I don't want to...
I've got to judge distance.
Let me see if I can use my locomotor, my proprioceptors, and...
You have no idea how important that is.
It's seemingly innocuous.
The kids don't even play ball.
They don't do this.
They don't judge distance.
And also, because of these things, they don't know how to hold a pen.
They don't know how to hold a pen.
And because they live in a world of just things coming at them, in terms of iPads and iPhones and the like.
They don't know how to track, so they can't read.
In order to track, to track something, you have to be able to do this.
They don't do this, because their world, it comes at them.
Say what you want about Game Boys, at least it was some kind of, where you had to read or do something.
So, please, I'm not trying to be the old guy who says, oh, when I was a kid.
I'm not saying that.
But you can't tell time.
You don't know how to speak.
And you don't know how...
I'm going to tell you something.
Spend any amount of time and to see people, white, black, young, who think, literally, bro, you can't...
Get your hands...
You're a police officer.
Get away from me.
Call your supervisor.
I don't have to talk to you.
Don't touch me.
Get away from me.
I'm going to talk to my mother.
Put the phone down.
Roll the window down.
I'm not rolling the window down.
What's your name?
I'm not giving you my name.
We're going to break your window to drag you out of your car.
I pulled you over because of a taillight.
I would give you a ticket.
You'd be gone by now.
But you don't understand this.
Because you live in a world of obstinacy, of contumacy.
The next thing you know, Somebody comes in, they break the window, drag them out, the person kicks.
So now we've got felony resist, resisting arrest, obstruction or opposition, plus failing to give a name.
That's obstruction as well.
Maybe fleeing and attempting to elude.
Next thing you know, you've got five, six, seven different charges, including felonies.
Because this person just thought, I don't have to.
I don't recognize authority.
I don't have bruh, literally bruh, bruh, hey bruh, not bro, bruh, hey bruh.
This is everywhere.
This is where you're living.
This is where he lives today.
Who hired this?
I guarantee you, somebody said, I don't want to say D-E-I, I know that's unfair to say that, but as in the case of others, If you and I were there, Mr. Collingswood from the Walmart would come and say, you're fired.
Get out.
Call Jerry to come and yell.
I just fired so-and-so.
Why?
Because this person is unable to be there.
But that's unheard of today.
Veritas says, LOL, you have just opened on the fact that we are time travelers.
Try and catch a ball if your hand is not in the exact place in time that the ball will be in at the moment of impact upon your hand.
Projecting trajectory is time travel.
You know, I never thought about that.
That's absolutely beautiful.
But sometimes there are symptoms that are really kind of like this.
Let me ask you something.
Mrs. L and I were noticing this.
Do you know the number of people, do you have the number of people that you have, and I hate to say it, but they tend to be a little bit younger, who are crazy?
I have anxiety.
Oh, okay.
No, no, you don't understand.
I'm going to a therapist.
I have anxiety.
I'm taking my CBDs and this and that and my edibles or my whatever it is.
I have anxiety.
Okay.
How many times have you heard this one, too?
This is my favorite.
Hey, would you do me a favor?
Yes.
My daughter, my son, my whatever it is, could you maybe help?
Absolutely, because you're a friend of the father.
Then you'll call.
I don't know about you, but when we were kids, somebody's, you know, you kind of paid attention to.
And what these people will do, invariably, is that they won't, they say, I called you.
Oh, yeah, I didn't get back.
You never answered my email.
Yeah, I know.
I said, no, you don't understand this.
You don't understand this.
Well, I had to.
You told me you were going to call me back.
I waited.
Well, I had to go.
And, again, it's not bad parenting, perhaps.
It's this world we live in You know, and I know I'm not being unfair.
If you went to a doctor, then you're a dentist.
If the woman who cleans your teeth acted like Gay Mala did, using accent, you say, do me a favor.
I'm taking these things off.
I'm taking these things off.
This bib, I'm getting out of here.
Thank you very much.
This is the woman who cleans your teeth.
By the way, a little side note.
An old friend of ours who has since passed.
That is died.
I love that passed.
Did she die?
No, she just passed.
Raul says, some customer service workers make no eye contact.
Oh, that goes without saying.
But you remember those things, Raul, maybe?
Remember those little clips?
And they would put that piece of paper, they would clip here, clip there.
My friend used to take a napkin, he used to clip here and clear.
I thought it was so great, she had these little clips.
I thought that was great.
And she would clip the napkin.
Forget that thing about that business about eye contact.
Forget that.
That's done.
That's done.
That's over with.
I don't want to be one of these people.
But what I'm saying is, this is where we live.
It's at this level, it's that level.
It's everywhere you go.
It's everywhere you go.
And it goes all the way up to the fact that we have a woman who wants to be president who is an idiot.
A blithering idiot.
We've never seen anything like this before.
We thought Dan Quayle was stupid, and we don't even understand or recognize the fact that what it means to be stupid.
We don't know what this means.
Forget the ideas.
The ideas are nuts.
Chuck Schumer's not stupid.
He's just promoting things that basically are deleterious to the world as we know it.
Now, a couple of things here.
First, dear friends, October 26th.
The Cutting Room.
It's going to be...
I don't even know what it's going to be.
I don't even know what it's going to be.
I don't even know what you call it.
But I do know this.
You see what's happening?
You see how people are meeting together?
You see what Tucker's doing and others?
They're meeting to basically hear.
That's not stand-up.
That's what I've been doing for years.
It's not stand-up.
It's...
It's kind of history.
I used to say this, but it was a bad example.
Imagine, it's like TED Talks, but I like the fact that TED Talks, when they first came out, they were kind of good because somebody would be lecturing him or something, and it was interesting.
So it's kind of sort of that.
Look at this.
Alligator clips.
Or, excuse me, Raul, I think we called them roach clips.
Hello?
Hello?
Any of it.
So that's October the 26th.
Okay?
That's it.
Tickets are available.
Please hurry.
Please don't think.
I don't need that.
You're going to meet friends and a lot of us are going to be there.
I'm going to be there.
And you're going to be there as well.
Next.
The next time you go to a store, ask yourself, what would I do if all of a sudden this place is shut down?
Go to preparewithlionel.com.
I don't know how to say this other than to say preparewithlionel.com.
Let me tell you what happens if there's any kind of a problem.
The first thing that stores are going to do is they're going to say, shut them down.
Why?
The insurance agent called, shut them down.
Can't have people showing up.
There's going to be fights and whatever it is.
No, no, just shut them down.
Lock the doors, shut them down.
Yeah, but we got food.
Sorry, these people are crazy.
Remember years ago, people used to kill each other at a Best Buy to buy a plasma TV when we bought plasma TVs.
You know, a little timeout.
Sometimes we'll go to the room where, you know, you throw the garbage away.
And I see these boxes there.
And I see TVs that are so...
My question is, does a TV size become sometimes too big?
I have a friend of ours whose TV is so big, it's too big.
Does that make any sense to you?
It's like, this is not comfortable.
This is not...
What is this?
I feel like I'm in a movie theater in the front row.
Does that make sense to you?
But because they're young, they say, I want the biggest screen available because I like football.
Okay, maybe.
But do you agree some things can be too big?
You don't want to sit in the front row of a theater.
I don't want to be on a couch with this nine-foot thing in front of me.
I'm just saying.
In any event.
So one more time.
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There's a $300 mega sale right here.
I don't know when it's going to happen.
I can't tell you.
It could be malware.
Remember one weekend they shut down all the building and gas stations because of malware or ransomware.
What does no ransomware have to do with anything?
They shut down all of the supply chains.
All of the ships were in LA.
Remember that?
They just didn't show up anymore.
What happened?
I don't know.
Is that okay?
Then there was a trucker strike.
Remember the trucker strike?
Yeah.
What happened with that?
I don't know.
Remember, honey, in Jersey, we see these overpass.
Look, the truckers are coming.
The yellow vests in France.
Oh, yeah.
They just go away.
But when they were active, all hell broke loose.
Okay?
You got that?
That's it.
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I don't mind telling you this, but his name is Mike Lindell.
And the product is MyPillow.
MyPillow or Killo.
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They've got the employee pricing sales.
I'm looking through this stuff.
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Blankets.
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Then on mypillow.com slash Lionel.
Okay?
Okay.
And one more thing.
It is imperative that you follow Mrs. L. Mrs. L. at Lynn's Warriors.
I'm going to give you this and also find her on YouTube or X as well.
Her work is stolen daily.
Do you remember when she mentioned Tren de Araua?
Now, if you've been watching her, She has been talking about this because she is so connected, so connected with the folks who are involved in this from the beginning.
And she's talked about these gangs since day one.
Okay?
She's ahead of her time.
So that is that.
So my friends, oh, Major Michael says something interesting.
He says, F the system, you're part of it, F you.
A, F the system.
B, you're part of it, F you.
Okay, I guess, I don't think he means me, but maybe, you might want to clarify that.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Now, so remember, I want everybody to ask your friends who tend to be your lib friends.
Do you want four more years of this?
That's it.
That's it.
What about the Biden...
And by the way, Joe Biden is theoretically so the president.
What about him do you want four more years of because it's going to get worse?
You know it.
All right, dear friends.
Have a great and a great and a glorious day.
Thank you so much.
Major Michael, Raul Rodriguez, thank you.
Veritas, our good buddy from Down Under.
Brad Rung, everybody.
Edie Crowley.
Thank you all so, so very much.
And again, thank you not for being who you are, but what you appear to be.
And I mean that sincerely.
I mean that sincerely.
I'm not just saying that.
That is to me one of the funniest lines ever.
Ever.
Oh, hang on a minute.
Just a second.
Lori Lewis says, getting unsubscribed to Mrs. L. Weird.
I know.
So, Lynn's Warriors, make sure you do it.
It's the strangest thing I ever...
We can't figure it out.
You know why?
Because she's that dangerous.
And our good friend, Freedom System, I'm so glad I found you, Lionel.
You bring out the best in all of us with some reality.
And most of all, life is too damn short not to laugh.
Enjoy your weekend, my brother.
Thank you as well.
I appreciate that.
Major Michael, thank you.
Mentality of clerks who can't do it?
Indeed.
And Marcus Ferguson, who, by the way, gave, honey, he gave 100,000 IDRs.
Thank you.
Doesn't that sound great?
Have you ever received 100,000 anything?
Are these rupias, these Indonesian?
Anyway, one Jadrool's Whoppers or another Jadrool's Neighborliness.
Timpon walls, thank you.
Or tampon, it should be called.
By the way, Mrs. L's new favorite word is jabroni.
Because we refer to the jabronis.
And I got a good friend of mine today.
He's retiring after 38 years in law enforcement.
How anybody can do that, I have no idea.
I would make law enforcement noble again.
I would make it, it would mean something.
It would be, it would be, I would make, have you noticed, I don't know why, but I'm fascinated by all of these.
I was watching something about jujitsu and the belts.
There's the white belt, the red belt, the coral belt.
These are like the ultimate, ultimate, ultimate, ultimate.
They don't have DEI.
In jujitsu belts.
They don't.
They don't say, well, you know, we don't have enough servo Croatians here.
Sorry!
Get the belt.
That's what I want to do.
And I think we should have also mood rings for people's IQ.
So you know what's going up.
Oh, okay.
Wouldn't it be great if you had a button that says, for example, dumbass.
And they wouldn't know they had the button.
Would you wear this?
You walk in and say, oh, okay.
And I think if you hire dumbasses to be customer service, you should also lower the prices as a trade-off.
We'll put idiots behind the counter.
We're going to also charge you less.
All right, dear friends, have a great, great day.
I love you immensely.
We will see you later this evening.
Also, make sure Lionel Nation, make sure you subscribe to it because I got stuff coming.
Down the pike for you.
All right, dear friends.
We love you.
Have a great and glorious day.
See you tonight at 7. And don't forget, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
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