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Sept. 3, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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America Is Being Run By Clowns Idiots and Corrupt Fools But Keeps Electing Them
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There is a sense of dread and trepidation for reasons that I think are pretty obvious because it is still beyond the realm of possibility.
You find people to grasp the notion.
That, theoretically, on paper, Gamala could be the next president of the United States.
Thank you, JM, new member.
Welcome aboard.
Plenty of fresh crumb cake.
Go to the front of the line, my friend.
Now, I know many of you are saying to yourself, wait a minute.
Hold it, hold it.
How can this be?
How can this possibly be?
Simple.
Ask Jabroni.
Jabroni.
That's a great wrestling ref term.
Thank you so much for joining us.
Crisp Audio.
Thank you.
It's all that matters.
All that matters is your assessment of my audio.
Now, my friends, there's so many things that are going on today.
So many things.
And let's start off with some fun, shall we?
Let's start off with some fun and let's start off with a reason or a chance.
To verify just what a paquete Gemala is.
Absolutely, she is without peer in terms of what she is and what she doesn't seem to represent.
It's hard to believe, and I know many of you are finding yourself in the position, as am I, wondering how can this even possibly be?
But did you hear the latest?
She has a brand new, a brand new, a brand new Martin Higgins, by the way, says, one month I'm here for the duration.
Thank you, Martin.
God bless you, Martin.
Thank you, General.
I appreciate it.
Let's start off with me.
Let me try this again.
Let's start with Kemala's latest rendition of her Southern affectation as she appeared before a bunch of teachers.
Did you hear this one?
Oh, this is a beaut.
Did you?
Did you?
Did you hear this one?
Well, it goes something like this.
Thank a union member.
Hang on, hang on.
You better thank a union member for the five-day work week.
You better thank a union member for sick leave.
You better thank a union member for paid leave.
You better thank a union member for vacation time.
What the hell is that?
That's right.
You better thank a union member for vacation time.
40-hour work week.
Praise God.
Thank you, Jesus.
Thank you, Jesus.
Unbelievable.
Now, in the course of this, this fellow, let me see.
Every time I'm thinking to myself, you know what?
She can't be.
She can't be that stupid.
Seriously.
She can't be this stupid to do this yet again.
And this fellow, who is a fine, fine young man, whose name I will get for you.
But he's a young African-American gentleman who has a bit of, well, I think some important...
Information to say.
Let's just get through the next 64 days.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Kamala.
Kamala!
You don't talk like that!
Kamala, you're going to stop mocking Southern black women.
You're going to stop that right now, Kamala Harris.
64 days.
We got 64 days.
Girl!
Girl!
You are an Indian woman from California.
You don't talk like that.
We got 64 days, y 'all.
Kamala, you gonna stop mocking southern black women.
Yeah, I happen to have a whole lot of them in my family, and you gonna stop playing with them, Kamala.
You gonna stop it right now.
Kamala.
We ain't boo-boo the foo-foo.
Don't know Indian women talk like that.
I don't know one Indian woman who talk, who say stuff like, oh, we got six, four days, y 'all, and we be washing collard greens in our bathtub.
You are an Indian woman from California.
And you over here sounding Trying to sound like you was raised somewhere in the dirty South.
Like you was raised in Georgia.
Like you was raised somewhere in the neck of the woods in Louisiana.
A damn Indian from California.
Trying to sound black so she can get a black vote.
Girl, Kamala Harris.
Come on, before...
girl.
You know what?
What I was going to say, I'm not even going to say it because I'm trying to save my page.
I'm trying to save my account.
So I'm just not even going to say it.
I'm going to just let people have at it in these comments.
Have a nice day.
Now, that, I think succinctly, details the degree of, dare I say, not only the degree of incredulity, but the reaction from many of us.
Our good friend, the brass, says he is great, been following him for years, as do I, but his name escapes me now, and I nonetheless advise you to follow him as well.
Labor Day is a...
Commie holiday.
I'd rather work.
Well, you should work.
You should work.
Do you think that...
Do you believe that recognition of the worker is communist?
Do you believe that?
Does anybody believe that?
Does anybody believe this?
There is a...
Piece today that Mrs. Ellen and I were tooling about.
I gotta tell you this story.
I gotta tell you this story.
First and foremost, there was a wonderful, wonderful thing I want to tell you about.
There is a feller by the name of...
Let me get you his name over there if I'm on the right.
I know he craved...
You craved...
This is...
This is Dr. Stephen Hicks.
It is called, I think it was three parts.
It was Nietzsche and the Nazis.
And Mrs. Ellen and I were tooling about today.
We went to Jersey for our thing.
I get our comestibles and the like.
Our provisions to stock the larder.
And as we're tooling about in the Yugo stretch, by the way.
I'm listening to what the elements of in the history of National Socialism, and it's absolutely fascinating.
Now, I'm not in any way going to suggest to you, dear friends, that anybody who is in the mill today is reminiscent of that terrible period of time in world history.
I'm not saying that.
But if you listen to what was said, what he said, and what others said, specifically regarding Socialism versus communism versus Marxism and what that mustachioed lunatic said about it.
It goes to show you yet again how we as a country need remediation when it comes to using these terms.
Socialism versus Marxism versus whatever.
Remember this.
If you're going to use the word communism, socialism, Marxism, or anything along those lines, do not use it.
I guarantee you you're using it incorrectly.
I guarantee you that you are using the words incorrectly.
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Victoria says, is there a Cam's and Valerie Jarrett connection?
Well, yeah, but listen.
There are people who have been a part of this.
There is...
Well, you've heard this story.
We'll get to that in a moment.
I want to ask you what this result is going to be.
Megan Kelly is apparently introducing or interviewing many of the men who either worked with AWOL's Tampon Timmy.
And they have this to say regarding his mendacity as to his war record.
Come forward.
It is morally indefensible.
He didn't care.
It was all about him.
He's a military impersonator.
I don't understand how he could do it morally or, you know, you've got absolutely no integrity.
The rumor went across the state that he had quit.
And it was like, who the hell does that?
I mean, it was just unbelievable that a CSM abandoned his troops.
You know, 500 soldiers, basically.
But beyond that, there's a thousand parents out.
He's a habitual liar.
He lies about everything.
He lies about stuff that doesn't make sense.
You're taking a piece of their thunder and you're trying to capture it and putting it in a bottle for yourself and use that for your own benefit.
I've got better things to do.
Go pick somebody else to go on a mission.
What if you sold out your guard unit and abandoned them?
What are you going to do at the national level?
Fear is a reaction.
Bravery is a decision.
And Walls has made the wrong decision.
He's not brave.
I call him a coward because he is.
Question number one, my friends.
Do you think this has any effect?
Will that have any effect?
In the result of the elections, yes or no?
Yes or no, do you believe that and pieces of information like that will have an effect on the election?
Do you think?
Do you think yes or no that with enough of that, with enough exposure about his flip-flopping on IVF versus IUI regarding his drunk driving arrest versus his Command Sergeant Major versus Sergeant Major status.
Do you think any of that makes any difference whatsoever?
People are going to say, I'm not going to vote for a color.
Take that sign off my yard!
Because of what this man did, he lied regarding his National Guard service.
Take it off.
That's it.
You didn't tell me about that, Kamala.
You didn't tell me about him.
I'm through.
Uh-uh.
No way.
Anybody?
It doesn't matter.
It's just, you know what?
I mean, it's good.
I shouldn't say it's good.
It's bad.
But it's not going to be.
Now, listen to Uncle Lenny.
I'm going to tell you again.
I'm going to try it again.
I'm going to tell you the truth.
Nothing but the truth.
Okay?
And listen.
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Now, dear friends, let's talk about this, shall we?
Let's watch this, okay?
Let me tell you something.
First and foremost, would you please stop this worrying about the polls, for the love of God?
Stop it!
They're driving you crazy.
You're freaking out.
You're being there.
Polls, polls, polls.
Stop it!
It's too early!
Too early.
I haven't even had a debate yet.
She's still in the honeymoon period.
Sorry, I hate to say it.
64 days until the election.
It's getting there, but please, please, please relax.
You just want to say, Uncle Annie, what is it?
Can Kamala win?
Can she win?
Well, she can win if the public swallows this nonsense, this massive PR campaign.
Touting her as the next leader.
And, and, and, if they do not secure, they do not guarantee the sanctity and the accuracy and the sterile nature of absentee, mail-in, and write-in voter ballots in the seven, remember, it takes seven states, 15 counties to make the difference.
I'm going to tell you this until I'm blue in the face.
And I'm going to tell you something.
And nobody's talking about this.
Nobody is talking about this.
Nobody.
They won't talk about it.
Luntz.
Luntz won't talk about it.
Nobody.
Nobody.
I mean, they'll maybe allude to a little bit, but nobody's.
No, no, no, no, no.
If you can eliminate that fact, if you can say, yeah, we got that thing carried.
No, no, that's not going to happen.
All of the ballots are secure.
All of them are safe.
All of them have been checked and double-checked.
We're doing great.
But nobody's even remotely close to doing that.
Can you tell me why?
Can you tell me why that's so?
Can you tell me why?
Anybody?
Anybody?
Victoria?
JTE?
Come on!
The Brad?
Martin?
Martin Higgins?
Hello!
Come in Berlin!
Can you tell me why?
Nobody's talking about that, and that scares the bejesus out of me, whatever the hell the bejesus is.
Thank you.
Mrs. L and I were at a store today.
It's a big store.
It was called Whole Foods.
This is the second time this.
And this fellow sitting there, I'm looking at him, he's a young African, might have been in his 40s, maybe, young man, African American.
He was in the...
Eating and stuff.
He had a Whole Foods app.
I'm not going to mention his name or where it went, but he has a Whole Foods app.
And he came over to me and he said, excuse me, you're lying.
He goes, I knew it.
I recognized your voice.
Well, there you go.
Curly Howard on Benzedrine.
That's it.
And then he said, I listened to you and watched everything.
I said, great.
Thank you so much.
I said, let me ask you something.
I said, can you believe what's going on?
And he does one of these.
He goes, can you believe how nuts this is?
I said, do you ever feel like you're in an insane asylum?
I said, you better not talk to me.
He said, oh, I know.
I got to be careful.
I said, you're voting for Trump?
He said, absolutely.
I said, do other of your black brethren?
And I said it just like that.
Your black brethren?
The voter goes, oh yeah.
How many people have you told you?
He says, nobody.
Ah, therein lies the hidden vote.
You want to talk about polls?
Come on.
Come on, Nancy Kaye.
Come on, Jason Bailey.
Come on, Gold.
Come on, Nightingale.
Pay attention.
Listen to Uncle Lenny.
Listen to me.
This is a woman who has nothing to say.
She's immersed in identitarian nonsense.
She has rarely been able to succeed at anything in her life without the effect and the support and the propulsion of men.
You know what that's about.
She has never run anything.
No state, city, business.
She was AG.
She's managed her own Particular offices.
But has had some of the worst people hate her.
The turnover rates.
The turnover rate at the VP's office?
People would kill for that.
They can't wait.
They'll kill to get out of it.
She avoided many of the most incredibly important assignments that The Biden administration doled out, especially Borders are.
I mean, she says, I'm okay.
I'm not going to go there.
I'm not going to go to Europe either.
What?
You're not going to go to Europe.
She was also AI.
Did everything say she was AI?
She is the confused, deluded daughter of a Marxist economics professor, an Asian and Indian mother.
Raised in Berkeley, moved to Canada, and claims to have suffered the ignominy, the shame, and the opprobrium of busing in Canada?
She says she was born in Oakland.
She was really born in...
I mean, she's a liar.
She's a liar.
She has no ability to connect with working class people.
That's why she just said that.
No, I don't do.
I know that right.
I cannot agree, baby.
And you're thinking, and people are saying, is she doing the voice again?
What, are you going to get Moms Mameley up here?
What is this?
What are you doing?
No, no, no!
Now, can Trump win?
Of course he can win.
If.
If it's fair and square.
If he focuses on the issues, like we're saying.
It's not that you can't name-call.
DT.
It's that we don't have a lot of time to waste with you calling people's names.
You understand this?
We don't want to do that.
You dig that?
He has tremendous advantages.
The issues that he masters that are absolutely to have his name on him.
The economy, inflation, illegal, aliens, storming.
65%, praise God, of the country saying that we're on the wrong track.
This is according to the RCP average.
He's got current and former and notable Democrats who are supporting him.
Elon Musk, Tulsi Gabbard, Bobby Kennedy Jr.
And now the Democrats want to raise corporate tax rates and unrealized capital gains.
Say...
Que se la mama!
To Silicon Valley and big Wall Street hedge fund, big money people.
They are good.
Are you nuts?
Are you nuts?
And he also has this secret weapon.
You want to know what it is?
You know what it is?
In fact, your good friend Bobby Downs says, Serve croutons and choice of dressing with those word salads?
Literally, bro.
Literally.
Logoria, my friend.
Logoria.
But you know what the secret weapon is?
Especially when it comes to these polls, there's this wonderful phrase.
There's this wonderful phrase.
And it's called the unpolable mass.
Politico talked about it.
It was an article.
It said, Democratic pollsters have a warning about Kamala's lead.
They're worried about this.
They're afraid of something.
They're afraid of this.
There are these people, like this man I met today.
By the way, he's the second, he happens to be the second black Whole Foods worker doing one of these.
There used to be an old joke.
He said, you know what this is?
Somebody about to tell a racial joke or somebody, whatever the particular joke is.
But before you...
It's that group.
It's the black folks out there who say, I'm not going to...
Or others who say, you know, I don't really want to come with it, but I can't...
Oh, it's...
You know what happens with these people.
But let's look at these polls, okay?
Now, remember, the RCP, the Real Clear Politics Average, in this multi-Canada race, Has Gamala up about two points.
It changes.
It changes roughly.
Now, there's two things we've got to consider.
One is that only five, roughly, I'm looking at people like John McLaughlin and others, five out of the 11 polls are actually surveying and polling and sampling likely voters.
Five out of the 11. Roughly.
Lots of likely voters.
Polls of likely voters are obviously more accurate than polls of registered voters.
This is critical.
That's number one.
Number two, only four, in this one particular case, only four of the polls in this one particular cycle were taken after Bobby Kennedy decided to support Trump.
So it's not known how this is going to affect polls in the future.
So a lot of these polls are from the past.
And these snapshots change quickly.
Then there's a 538 poll.
538 average shows Gamala up about 3.5 points, roughly.
And again, these are very vague, very, very generalized phrases.
Now, how they basically calculated that...
Remains to this day a mystery.
If you look closely, and people like Senator McLaughlin did it, there's a great article in American Thinker, American Greatness, and others.
A lot of good people looking at the polls because they're throwing all this poll stuff at you, and you, well, a lot of people are just accepting it.
If you look at these polls, they represent polls...
That are not exactly, shall we say, household names or names that you're familiar with.
Angus Reid Global, Kaplan Strategies, Big Village, Larry's Polling, what?
And there's a, it's kind of this slum gully in this mishmash of polls of all adults versus registered voters versus likely voters and many Still have Bobby Kennedy as a separate candidate.
I mean, one poll, in fact, I was reading this one great piece, I think, in American Thinker, they said that one poll from The Economist and YouGov without Kennedy has Harris up by two points.
This is, forget the margin of error, that's not even...
Are you following this?
Nobody's going to tell you about this because they don't want you to know this.
They don't want you to know this.
Our good friend Johnny Mazz Dispaz says, what is almost as disturbing as the vice presidential nominee Walz being a habitual liar is the clapping seals that greet him at his town hall meetings.
Disgusting.
Johnny Mazz.
Thank you, my friend.
But you know they're going to clap no matter what.
These people clap no matter what.
They're there and they're saying, hey!
And they're bused in, and for all we know, they are paid handsomely to clap.
Hate to say it, but it's true.
Let's talk about these polls again.
Are these polls accurate?
Are they biased?
Are they skewed?
I mean, it is...
It seems, and many people say it's easy to make Kamala seem more popular than she is, and the result is that people will say, well, if the polls say that she's popular, well, maybe she isn't.
You know, maybe I'll change my mind.
All you have to do when you sample your polls, how would you do this?
How would you do it?
Go to a poll, sample more Democrats, more women, more minorities, or...
Do sampling in metropolitan areas.
I told you all the time, if you and I wanted to take, if we're like a Charlie Kirk or something, if somebody was to pay us a million dollars, I forget Charlie Kirk, but somebody like that, we could go to Short Hills Mall.
Short Hills, New Jersey, and I'll say, okay, go over there.
There's about 20 people there.
Excuse me, are you all registered voters?
Okay, don't even ask that.
Who are they?
Some young people here?
Would you rather vote for Trump or would you rather vote for Kamala Harris?
What do you think they're going to say?
They're going to say Harris.
Also, do you pull them aside?
Is this a written poll?
Or do you stop them?
Are the people who claim that they're going to vote, do they actually vote in and of itself?
What is the story?
There was a story in Red State, which is very interesting.
It said that there was the New York Times Siena poll.
That was off the charts in terms of bias.
Supposedly, it was said that...
And this was from...
Yeah, this was a story in Red State.
Yeah, this was from August 10th.
Anyway, it goes like this.
Just a second.
Let me get this.
Oh, yeah, Jess.
It said...
The poll showed...
Leads for Gamala in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania, and that were questionable at best.
The poll claimed that she had made massive gains with senior citizens and non-college white students that may not be, in fact, valid.
Another problem with accuracy that many people are saying right now, and that John McLaughlin, who, by the way, is the mother, he is the OG of sampling.
He says that a lot of the polling organizations are left, so to speak, And ideological?
They're more compatible with Kamala?
So is it possible that they are deliberately inflating this?
Yes!
Let me ask you a question.
What's the chance of ABC or one of these people hiring you to do polls if you come back with, well, I've got Trump beating the hell out of Kamala.
Thank you!
Are you going to use me again?
No.
Come on.
Come on, Dave.
You know what this is about.
You know what this is about.
They're going to give them the answer they want.
They're not stupid.
I mean, they may seem stupid, but they're really not stupid.
Ladies and gentlemen, Freedom.
Freedom.
That's just some people talking.
Freedom says, when our country is allowed to be run by the wild, wild west, I know repercussions.
How in the hell do we fix it?
Nobody seems to give a rat's rear if it collapses into ash.
Never seen this in my 70 years ever.
Freedom?
An excellent question.
Let us review them carefully.
But first, Sabertron Toy says, what do you call Logaria in December?
Gonaria.
Oh, that is so funny.
That is so...
I'm stealing that, my friend.
Thank you.
Gonaria.
Beautiful.
Let's go back to these polls for a moment.
Because you have to understand it.
You have to grasp this.
So, again, what McLaughlin and others are saying is they're polling fewer Republicans.
They're polling a disproportionate number of sample sizes based upon Biden 2020 voters.
So what they're doing is they're trying to pump Harris up and they're trying to suppress the Republican vote.
And this is...
This is intentional.
Deliberately underreporting and sampling Republicans.
Making gay model look good.
Here we go.
Another example.
There was a poll done by Harris.
This is from Real Clear Politics.
This was one.
This one was a beaut.
Hang on.
Where is this?
Let me see.
Let me see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, the Michigan-Bloomberg morning consult five-way poll.
What the hell is that?
The Michigan-Bloomberg slash morning consult five-way poll from July 28th.
The poll gave Kemala a 12-point lead.
12 points.
They publish this.
That is phantasmagoric.
That's hallucinatory.
That's out of their minds.
It's nuts.
The closest, they said, was a New York Times poll that showed Harris with a five-point lead, which goes to show you the same.
So if you remove both polls from the average, from this particular group, Harris' lead shrinks from 2.3 to 0.4, which is basically a tie.
So when you throw in these disproportionately, dare I say, engorged And numerically tumescent polls, you get these lunatic numbers.
You always throw out highs and lows.
And one is a problem.
Here's another one, too.
They talk about this.
The Democratic registration bias.
There are more Democrats than Republicans in the United States.
Did you know this?
By 3-4%.
Wait, wait, wait.
Makes sense.
Why is that?
Why are there more Republicans, excuse me, Democrats, by 3-4%?
Simple.
California and New York.
Blue states, huge numbers.
And this is a term that's just popular vote.
So if you assume that the other third-party candidates are drawing roughly 1% of the Democratic vote, then Kamala should be looking at 2-3%.
That's what the polls say.
And if you exclude California and New York, the race is a tie.
So what I'm trying to tell you is I'm not saying don't worry about this because remember what I said, all of this doesn't matter to anybody if we don't make sure how this thing works.
Kevin says historically only Rasmussen and Trafalgar are accurate.
I wouldn't even go there.
I couldn't tell you that.
I could not tell you because when you say accurate, Who would want to hire them?
They don't reflect what people want you to hear.
Who would hire them?
I mean, you know, you may very well be right.
I'm sorry.
That is beyond my ken, as it were.
Here we go.
The RCP average, real clear politics.
Remember this.
In 2016, had Hillary six points ahead.
And Biden, in 2020, It was up by almost 7. So just remember, I mean, just look at what we're talking about.
Now, here we go.
This is this thing called response bias.
This is the real thing to watch.
There's a fellow, a great people, a great article I read by a fellow named Mark Harris from this group called Cold Spark.
And again, it was cited by an American thinker by a fellow named John Kudla.
K-U-D-L-A.
Wonderful point.
And I refer you to him.
And Cold Spark said that educated Democrats, listen to this, are three to four times more likely to answer a poll than non-college Democrats.
This is response bias.
They are way over-polling the high-turnout voters.
So Trump tends to have more support from working-class Democrats and low-turnout voters.
So Kamala also claims that they see a response bias on surveys that's setting the table for the larger polling missing the point.
So when you look at this, as I said before, there's a difference between asking somebody, whom do you vote for, or whom do you support, whom do you want, whom do you like, versus will you be actually voting for these people?
Will you actually be getting off of your duff?
This is what we're talking about.
So I just want you to understand this and grasp this notion, grasp this concept, grasp this by understanding that these pole numbers are killing you and they're having the effect on you.
They're having the effect on you by basically making you feel horrible.
And that's the point.
But there's another problem in him.
When you do this, when you tell people, hey, don't worry, Kemal is winning, then some people may say, well, then you don't need my vote.
I don't feel this sense of urgency, this absolute, this panic.
I've got to get out and vote for her because we're losing.
They're sitting back and they're just laughing it up.
They're just laughing it up.
Everything is great.
This is the most dangerous thing you can possibly do.
Why are you doing this?
What is the purpose behind it?
Now, I'm going to say this again, and I want you and Frank Luntz and all these other folks to deal with this.
Make sure you tell me.
Make sure you reassure.
That the means of voter collection, the tabulation, and the like, are legit.
Now, what effect do you think what is happening in Israel and regarding the Israel-Gaza-slash-hostages matter?
What effect does this play?
I said this before and I will say this again.
Irrespective of your own particular feelings about what's going on, I don't want to discuss Zionism versus the Nakba.
No, no, no, no.
Let other folks do it who are far more expert in that subject matter.
I'm only looking at this From a political point of view.
What effect do you think this is going to have?
What do you think this effect has?
And as I told you before and as they should be very worried about there are folks, there are factions in the Democratic Party itself that represent a fracture between Different groups.
There are folks who are furious.
Furious with Kemala.
Furious with Biden.
Furious with the Democrats.
Furious with this uniparty way of handling of this.
They see the United States as a checkbook for Netanyahu.
In fact, there's a strike today that was called for in Israel.
This is the most important thing.
What Trump has to do is call her out.
And the reason why, the reason why, is I want her to get out there and to look stupid, more stupid than usual, and to do the old hemming and hawing.
This is what I want the following to occur.
One, I want people, I want people, To come out of nowhere.
And I want people to say, you are somebody who is not helping me in the least.
This is the most important thing in the world.
The uncommitted Michigan group basically are going to sit back And they're going to say, for example, the Michigan that we saw there, but others are going to sit back and they're going to say, we may not vote for Trump, but we're not going to vote for you.
Sign us out.
Ladies and gentlemen, Margarita Soto McMaster joins us.
Thank you so much.
Let me say this again.
You get a group of people who say, okay, now you've done it.
We can't vote for Trump.
I don't give a damn if you vote for Trump.
Or if you don't vote for her, either way, you neutralize a vote.
You neutralize a vote.
If I can neutralize, let's say, theoretically, every Democrat in Michigan, nobody will vote.
I don't care how this is done.
The very first question out of Trump's mouth on the debate is to turn to her and say specifically, do you believe...
Like your Democrats are saying that Israel is committing genocide?
Yes or no?
Answer the question.
Don't laugh.
Don't cackle.
Don't give us any jazz hands.
Don't break into some mammy voice or whatever you do, some Butterfly McQueen affectation or Geraldine or Flip Wilson, whatever this voice is.
Answer the question.
What is important?
It will infuriate.
It will infuriate her base.
Infuriate.
Huge swaths.
Thus fueling the uncommitted as well.
That's number one.
Number two, ask her.
Do you believe it's fair for a man to enter into a boxing ring, beat the hell out of a woman, and then we give him a medal?
Do you believe there's a difference between men and women?
Answer the question!
Abnegate.
Renounce.
Step away from, renounce the opinion of your party and your vice president who sought the unconditional castration and genital mutilation of children who didn't even know what their favorite color was.
Answer the question!
She won't know what to do.
She won't know what to do.
And then...
Remember what I told you.
Remember what I'm telling you.
And somebody better tell President Trump this.
Maybe you've got a connection.
Somebody's got to, if I would say, you know what, you know like when you're in the, when you're the cut man or you're like Lou Duva, you know, you're in the corner and you say, I want one thing.
I don't care how you do it.
I want everybody tomorrow to say, did you see that?
Remember your reaction?
Remember when the world saw Joe Biden?
Remember that?
Remember the first?
Remember after it was June 27th, whatever that date of the debate was, or whatever that thing was, that horrible effect, which was amplified and made worse and not ameliorated, but exacerbated by virtue of the way that they set everything up, they changed the They turn the mics on and off and all this nonsense.
Do you remember this?
Do you remember the next day when people said, remember George Clooney?
Who now, by the way, is congratulating Biden for being Washington-esque in terms of his honor.
Mr. President, I want you...
To go out there and give me the one moment.
I got a hold of Peter Thiel.
I got a hold of Elon.
I've got every freaking Silicon Valley lunatic ready to go with the most incredibly vicious memes and editing.
I've got Dom Luker.
I've got Colin.
I've got everybody lined up.
They're going to take this thing.
They're going to set it to music.
They're just filling in the blanks.
You've got to go in there and I mean hit her hard.
Hard.
And if you hear people say, how dare you?
That man sullied the reputation.
Then you know you're almost there.
I want everybody to just Stare.
I want them to look like they're seeing an autopsy for the first time.
I want to see her just collapse like a bug over a match.
I want to see her freak out and then you just keep hitting harder and harder.
And when they tell you you're not violating the rule, you don't get rules when you're the president!
You think Putin plays by rules?
You think Xi Jinping has rules?
Are you going to say timeout?
Hey, you're not playing by the rules, Kim Jong-un.
Are you kidding me?
Why are you propping her up?
What you're doing to her is cruel.
She has no business running for office.
She has no business.
You know it and I know.
Oh my God.
You may think this is funny.
You may think this is some kind of a great social experiment.
But this is my country and our republic we're talking about.
I've got grandkids.
I love this country.
You're going to turn her loose?
She can't even talk about it.
She wants to make collards in a bathtub?
Oh, for crying out loud.
Nelson A. says, Happy Labor Day, Uncle Lenny.
It looks like Kamala and the Sleepy Joe, two days after the death of an American hostage, to go to the Situation Room.
Guess they were busy, or just don't give a crap.
The Situation Room.
There is no situation.
This is ridiculous.
First of all, excuse me, with all due respect, there's a lot of situations.
Why are you going to the Situation Room?
Because of that.
Our good friend Soul76Can says, Clooney publicly praises Pops as a hero who fell on the sword by exiting race.
Like being cheated, fired, and your boss handing you a plaque on your way out.
But also, what was interesting, too, is that, well, Clooney thinks, Clooney couldn't lure me out of a burning building.
Clooney couldn't even pen a letter.
He's a drool.
He's just Hollywood nobody.
He's Rosemary's nephew.
Or whatever the hell it is.
Come on!
They wrote this thing.
They said sign it.
Just like they wrote that phony baloney exit, that suicide note, that Trump, I mean, that Biden wrote.
Come on!
It's a joke!
We know what's going on here.
Mr. President, that's it.
The next day, the next day, and you just, you make them go crazy.
Hide them.
And then Trump comes out and says, well, we won't be seeing her anymore.
Why?
She can't take this.
Do you know what it's like to deal with these people?
She's going to walk on and she's going to start, what, making, he's going to tell Vladimir Putin how she likes to.
Does she like ham hocks?
Does she like collard greens or mustard greens better?
Does she put vinegar before or after?
What about the hot sauce?
I mean, this is...
Believe me when I'm telling you this.
We win on social media.
And everybody has to be asked a question.
Set them up.
Ask somebody, right off the bat, hey Frank Luntz, why is anybody talking about how these votes are collected?
Stick with me when I'm telling you this.
Watch how they won't talk.
They just won't talk about it.
That's the answer.
That's because the fix is in, legally, on the level.
How many of you people are out of your minds worrying about this?
Seriously.
How many of you are thinking to yourself, I don't know if I can take this.
It's one thing to lose to Biden.
It's one thing to lose to Hillary.
But can you imagine losing to Kamala?
Can you imagine that?
Anything I can take.
Hillary Clinton.
Hillary's no fool.
Joe Biden's been in office for 50 years.
There's never been anybody...
Who is as inept as this?
Everybody's been a governor.
Donald Trump was the only person who never held any kind of office.
Nothing.
I mean, this was what he did, but just turned out he was a natural.
Do you know what this would be like?
I don't even know.
And there are people, I think I saw Carole King.
Laughing and joking about what's going on.
Dear friends, sit back.
Listen to Uncle Lenny.
The first thing is, I hope you learned a little bit about these polls.
Lori Cuck says, I won't take it as well as last time.
Oh, I'm with you.
Oh, I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
Lori says, little sister don't miss when she aims her gun.
Remember that?
The night lights the...
The night the lights went on in Georgia.
Oh yeah.
Remember that great, who was it, from David Banner from The Incredible Hulk?
You don't want to see me angry.
You don't want to see me angry.
Uncle Lenny's not going to sit back this time.
I want you to listen to me.
Mr. President, you listen to me.
We're in it with you 100%.
I'm telling you.
Over.
And over and over and over and over and keep talking about this.
Lara Trump, Lara, have you been to these states?
Tell me you have.
I'm sure you have.
I want her to tell me, of course I have, Uncle Lenny.
Of course I have.
Thank you, LT. Appreciate it.
That's okay.
She said she did it.
And all the voters, the voter rolls have been purged.
So every single ballot that comes in, Is a legitimate name from a legitimate address and you don't have 100 people at that address, correct?
And you've compared and contrasted and compared it with voter rolls and Google Maps and...
Okay.
You know she hasn't.
Charlie Kirk's going to have people at the poll looking.
Does that guy look weird to you?
No, no.
It's the back room, Charlie.
The back room.
That's where we go.
What?
It's the back room.
That's where the magic is.
Not this.
So what did everybody do on Labor Day today?
Tell me.
Enough about me.
What did you do?
Let's talk about you.
What did you do?
Tell me what you did as I erupted.
Tell me.
Tell me.
Tell me what you did.
I want to hear what you did.
What you and your family did.
What you did today.
Did you sit around?
Did you cue up stuff?
Did you drink heavily?
Can you figure out what Johnny Ball game's in?
Bless his heart.
He means well, though.
He means well.
I don't know what he's talking about, but that doesn't even matter.
It doesn't matter.
Nancy is interesting.
Thank you so much for that, Greg.
What did you do today?
Barbecue ribs.
Look at that, ribs.
Cruelty to women.
Bike ride.
I saw whales at the beach in Pacifica, California.
Built a Yamaha Banshee.
Four mil stroker.
Walked at the park.
Ooh, a roast.
Weeded the garden.
Recovering from a cold.
Isn't that great?
Relax.
Watch Lionel Nation.
God bless you.
Fish.
It's beautiful.
I like to hear what people do just to.
And I like...
By the way, did you see it?
Oh, went to see Reagan.
Oh, Judy.
Judy went to see it.
Judy saw it.
Went to see Reagan.
It's a great movie.
You know, Judy, one of the reasons why I think it was like 2019 or something came out.
I forget what it was.
But it was being held because of the Rona COVID mania.
And also there was the strike and everything.
So it just turns out that right now Lo and behold, it's coming out now, and I think at the best time possible.
It's historically not accurate, per se, but it makes us, it does make us believe that there was a time when somebody came in there who says, I have a worldview.
And I have something I want to do.
And he, right or wrong, he had the Soviet Union and communism.
He wanted that thing.
Kamala doesn't have anything like that.
She has nothing.
She has nothing to do.
Nixon was probably the best of the best.
And George W. Bush, derivatively through PNAC and his group, he had something.
Granted, it was a neoconservative point of view, but that was it.
Jimmy Carter did.
Kamala has nothing.
She's vacuous.
She's vapid.
She is void.
Vacant.
Devoid.
Of any original mentation or cerebration.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
So anyway, it's always a pleasure.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Mio says, so nice, everyone.
I like that.
I like the word nice.
You know what Mrs. L and I have been doing?
How many nights?
On Hulu, we watched Mary Tyler Moore's show.
Oh my God.
Brilliant.
When Ted ran for a city council, I had no idea.
Ted is a Republican.
I didn't know this, but he's not registered.
Anyway, to see the characters develop, remember John Amos was Gordy, the weatherman, the black man.
This was great.
I understand what Ted Baxter was.
Ted Baxter was portrayed as the idiot, the fool, the rube, the Boeotian, the dimwit, the dullard.
Ten years before Walter Cronkite retired.
This was at a time when the anchor was held in esteem.
It's a different time.
It's a different time.
How prescient, how vatic, how pythonic for them to...
This is before Ron Burgundy, before whatever.
That's why him...
I love the idea how TV is so important for predicting everything.
In any event, I've spoken enough.
My friends, it's always a pleasure to speak with you.
It's always a pleasure.
I love you madly.
Lori Cuck, Soul76Can, Nelson A, Margarita Soto-McMaster, Sabertron Toys.
Freedom.
We love you, my friend.
Johnny Mazda Spaz.
Bobby Dowd, everybody.
Victoria.
JTE.
The Brad.
Martin Higgins.
And Jabroni.
And you see where Sid...
Not Sid Vicious, but Sid the Great Heel died.
63 years old.
Very interesting.
A lot of good professional wrestlers.
Great workers then.
Our good friend Johnny Madison, Barney Miller, one of the best cop shows.
Wonderful.
Johnny, do you remember Johnny, Barney Miller, when they had the, when Dietrich, they had on, what was that fellow's name?
He was in the movie, he played the, it was about the New World Order.
It was wonderful.
Oh, it was wonderful.
So brilliant.
What an ensemble.
Fish, Yamana.
Remember the time when somebody brought hash brownies and fish?
I think my favorite episodes were fish, Abe Vigoda.
Right after the Godfather, they said, what are you doing?
Fish, always very slow.
Remember Bernice was in one.
He said, somebody brought in hash brownies and Harris, Ron Glass, he goes, no brownie, Barney, this is hash.
And he says, oh my God.
Who else has these?
And Yamana was laughing.
He was high.
And Fish apparently consumed the brownies.
At the end, all of a sudden, the door flies open, flies open, and Fish says, get in there!
And this guy turns and goes, make him stop!
And he jumps into the holding cell, and he goes, you better die.
I said, what happened?
He said, you can get him off me, man.
He was jumping from building to building.
This was Fish.
He goes, what?
And Fish was doing great.
And he said, Fish, did you have any of those brown?
He goes, yeah.
He goes, they had hash.
I said, what?
He says, they were contaminated.
And I'm paraphrasing.
And Fish said, wow.
Something like, you know what?
I can't believe it.
I feel this good for the first time in 25 years.
And it's illegal.
Oh, it was wonderful.
The drug, the kind of cool drug references joke.
Remember when, oh, in Taxi.
When Reverend Jim, when they had the cocaine cookies, now that's a different story.
But he was doing, I mean, he was really into it.
The flake and Peruvian after the rains.
It was brilliant.
My favorite taxi was when they were wondering when is, where, why is Jim working double and triple shifts?
Why?
And he says, I don't know, he's saving up money.
And he says, you'll see.
And he invites everybody over to his apartment.
He goes, let me show you where all this money is.
Because he's been working around the clock.
And they're wondering, why?
What are you saving this money up for?
And he has a big tarp and he pulls it.
And there's like 20 TVs.
Looks almost like a director's set or a controller.
He said, what is this?
He goes, once you understand this is TV.
Through these Instruments, I can find the world.
Why not just have one TV and change a channel?
I have no idea, but that ruins the part.
And he said, I was watching a debate in Delaware.
Do they want to be called Delawareans or Delawareites?
And I'm wanting to see what the vote is.
My vote for Delawareans is not doing very well.
Remember, we got the name from Jim Ignatowski.
When he went to meet, it was Victor Buono was Jim's father.
And he was just rich and he was a Harvard graduate and his real name was like Wetherington or something.
A very, very waspy name.
And he said, Jim, where did you get the name Ignatowski from?
And Jim says, I just took the name Starchild and pronounced it backwards.
He goes, that's not...
Starchild backwards.
It's not.
It's not.
Thank you.
you Brilliant.
Louis De Palma.
Ensemble shows like that, how they lasted.
And I'm going to leave you with this.
I'm going to leave you with this.
Sit down with your grandkid or your child or somebody and watch Green Acres was so hip it takes decades to grasp how ahead they were.
The whole Arnold, the Monroe brothers, I mean just what they I know you don't think so.
Green Acres.
No, no, no.
Absolutely.
Do you remember when you were a kid and you saw Rocky and Bullwinkle?
This was at the height of the Cold War.
This was brilliant.
This wasn't written for kids.
This was for adults.
And we were smarter then.
We were smarter.
We were absolutely Arnold Ziffel.
Arnold was, remember, and Lisa Douglas, they thought Lisa was...
The one that would have the hardest time, she got along fine with everybody.
It's Mr. Douglas.
When Arnold Ziffel, every time Mr. Douglas talked about the plants, he says, well, there's that music again.
One time it was Fred Ziffel.
First part, and they're doing the directed by, you know, produced by.
And Fred's knocking at the door, and he looks, and he sees the directed by, and it takes off.
Apparently, notice that it has been noticed.
He looks back again, and this time it says, produced or directed.
And then the door opens, he goes, sorry, Mr. Douglas, I want to see who the executive producer was.
I mean, they did fourth wall, they did...
Climbing the pole for the phone, the Monroe Brothers, where the door would come off of the Ralph and Alf.
I mean, come on.
And it wasn't because I was a kid.
It wasn't because it was from my childhood.
It was brilliant.
Brilliant.
It was like nothing else.
Eddie Albert was a...
And Eb Dawson was...
Mr. Haney?
Hank Kimball?
Come on!
Every...
Even Doris Ziffel was great.
Everybody played an absolutely critical role.
That's all I'm going to say.
Remember, genius is where you don't necessarily think you'll find it.
Just keep looking.
All right, dear friends.
Don't forget October the 26th at the Cutting Room.
I'll be there.
There's a little information there at the beginning.
All right, my friends.
Have a great...
By the way, I keep getting this LinkedIn stuff.
Does anybody use LinkedIn?
Why?
Explain LinkedIn to me.
I don't get it.
All right, dear friends.
Don't forget to also follow Mrs. L at Lin's Warriors.
I love you.
Happy Labor Day.
See you tomorrow at 8 a.m.
And don't forget, until then, my friend, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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