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Aug. 29, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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American Apocalypse: A Que Mala Victory Will Be the End of America As We Know It
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My job is being kind of like a traffic controller, an air traffic controller for news.
Kind of go through the news and sit there and say, okay, this is important.
This is important.
This is ready for takeoff.
This isn't.
This is critical.
This is not.
This is stupid.
This is a waste of time.
And I do not want to necessarily be the person who repeats the same thing that everybody else is saying, just because it's one of those topics.
And I know, commercially, that's not the way to be.
Commercially, you always have to say, whatever it is that somebody's talking about, even though it's been said a million times, and I can't do it.
And commercially, In terms of looking at this as a commercial venture, I just, I can't, I can't do it.
I can't do it because it is so monumentally horrid.
I say this again, it is monumentally horrid to do this.
But I want to talk about something which is very, very critical today.
I want to talk about this fellow named Jesse Waters and how I think this is so interesting because they are If you believe anything that the Daily Mail says, people are clamoring for his release and his removal.
It's a show I do not watch.
I don't mean anything against him.
It doesn't matter whether I like or what.
I don't watch his show.
But I'm standing up for him 100% only because this is America.
And I hate the fire hymn scrums that we hear on a regular basis.
So first, my friends, stand by, sit back, and wait for a second as we go through all that is happening right now.
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This is always bad.
And the reason why it's bad is it's good, obviously, for a great company to do well and to prosper commercially because we are capitalists of the first order.
But when you see certain sales go up, it shows a timidity and a fear.
On the part of people.
Very, very scary.
When you see ammunition sales go through, when you see gun sales, when you see guard dogs and burglar alarms, that shows, great for the industry, but a sense of timorousness and fear and earned fear on the part of the American folks.
Let me say this to you right now, my friends.
Without a doubt.
If you...
I think we're looking great right now.
We'll go through a few things right now.
But if Kemala and that idiot get anywhere near this White House, I don't know what's going to happen.
I mean it.
I mean, the gloves will be off because she will be the ultimate empty suit, sock puppet, windsock, who will do whatever they tell her to do without any idea of the reason for it.
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Before we begin, our good friend Brad Rung says, fun fact.
1836, only one city vice president, George Herbert Walker Bush, in 1988, has been elected to the White House, who tried and failed were Richard Nixon in 1960, Hubert Humphrey in 1968, and Al Gore in 2000.
All three lost.
Interesting.
Interesting.
That is so interesting.
I love, I love that.
I love those American facts.
And thank you for that, Mr. Rung.
Thank you.
On behalf of a grateful nation, thank you for this.
Thank you for saying that teaching is fundamental.
Or is it reading?
I forget what it is.
Anyway, thank you for that.
Now, let me talk about something.
First and foremost, near and dear to my heart is a notion of free speech.
I could give you a list.
A list of people that I absolutely despise.
People whose ideas I despise.
People whose music I despise.
People whose looks and sounds and ideas and theories and philosophies I abhor.
Do you hear me?
Good.
Do you know what they all have in common?
Do you know what?
I don't listen to them.
I don't listen to them.
Let me say this again.
There are people I just...
And I'm not going to waste my time.
I'm not going to waste my time going through the list.
They insult my intelligence.
I find them to be absolutely devoid of anything even worthwhile.
However, I do not pay any attention to them.
And I don't listen to them.
That's how I say no.
That's how I object.
You see what I did?
I just don't listen.
I have a problem with any kind of censorship there is.
Brad Rung also says she will be joined by her running mate, Minnesota Governor Tim Holtz, in a joint interview with CNN anchor Dan Abash on 9 p.m.
Thursday.
Thank you for that plug there, Brad.
I kid, of course.
It's going to be recorded.
And it's going to be a waste of time.
You do know that, right?
You do know that.
Whatever she does, it's a waste of time.
She's not going to answer enough.
It's going to be void.
They're going to give her, they're writing now, basically the script for what she will theoretically write.
So thank you for this.
So let me go through this.
I'm a fundamental believer in free speech.
I have a problem with, a very serious problem with wanting to shut down what they're doing to Durov with Telegram and others.
Because they're claiming this has a child sexual abuse material on it, CSAM.
Before you are given an excuse, before you are told, well, it's saying something which is wrong, ask yourself, is this an excuse?
Is this a condition that they've come up with?
And also, Do the actual, what am I trying to say?
Do the allegations, are they so vague, so vague that they cover everything?
Okay.
Child sexual abuse material, that's what people are saying.
We gotta shut down Telegram.
Why?
What about...
What about Zuckerberg?
What about Twitter?
What about whatever?
Well, that's different.
Is it because the fact that maybe Zuckerberg sells his data and that's why he's off the hook?
And Durav is?
I don't know.
But we'll get to that later.
So there's a fellow named Jesse Waters.
Jesse Waters was on TV the other day.
And again, I don't...
If you like him, great.
If not, don't watch him.
Do what I do.
I don't watch him.
He's imbecilic.
But that's okay.
Far be it from me to decide what is and what is.
Now listen to me carefully.
This was what was said.
And this is what he said, which now everybody is clamoring to get him fired from because of his stepping over the line.
Let me ask you specifically, what do you think about this specifically?
Does this warrant?
See if you can find out what's wrong with what he said first.
This is where the president has his most impact.
You have a lot of room to maneuver there as Commander-in-Chief.
We don't know who she is.
We don't know what she believes.
She's going to get paralyzed in the situation room while the generals have their way with her.
Right now, Jesse, I don't like that.
Figuratively, again, have their way with her.
Control her.
Not in a sexual way.
Do you think you should be fired for that?
Do you think you should be fired for that?
And don't just give me a real serious...
And please, try to be as full-throated rather than yes, no, yes, no.
Should he be fired?
Did he do anything wrong?
First question.
Did he do anything wrong?
First of all, this is stupid because promoted now, no, no.
Listen, do me a favor.
I love you, man.
Comedy is an art.
Not everybody has it.
And you might want to just wait a little bit before you just respond.
Just think about what you're saying.
That's all I'm saying.
I understand.
I understand.
And I appreciate it.
Remember, it's a free country, but so many of you great people just start, it's logoria.
Think about what you're seeing.
Think five seconds and then write something.
That's all.
Zlega says, the perfect erratus video, ID refusal, I know my rights, smash window, tased or maced, removed from car, handcuffed, phone forcibly removed, the wrap spit mask helmet.
Could not...
Too, I'm sorry, too legit.
I'm sorry, I thought that was a Z. You are absolutely correct.
That is my favorite.
Just a regular traffic stop.
Not even anything.
I know my rights.
Or I'm not going to roll down the window.
Not going to roll down the window.
I'm not going to talk to you.
I'm on my phone.
I'm calling my mother.
Thank you.
I know we're changing the subject.
But this is my new passion.
Thank you.
I'm on the phone now.
You're making me feel uncomfortable.
You're a man.
I have anxiety.
Go away.
Absolutely.
Go away.
Go away.
And then he says, give me your ID.
I don't have to give you my ID.
Roll down the window.
Or sometimes a cop will put his arm in there and they'll roll the window up and get his arm caught.
And he'll say, if you don't, lower the window open.
I'm going to break it.
I'm going to break it.
If you don't, I'm going to break it.
Okay, then he takes out his wand.
Bang!
Breaks the door.
Yanks her out.
She goes crazy.
They cuff him.
They take the phone.
They have this thing called this wrap.
They put people in.
Cover their, cross their legs so they can be carried like a cord of wood.
It's beautiful.
Then, of course, the spit mask, which is, talk about ignominious.
The mask is just beautiful.
Just beautiful.
Thank you for that so much.
He should sit in the audience for six months.
Okay, this is whatever.
Now, let's go back to this.
I had to shave, but thank you for that.
Let's watch it again.
Tell me what he said that was that wrong.
Tell me what he said that was that wrong.
Tell me the big deal here.
I'm sorry.
This is where the president has his most impact.
You have a lot of room to maneuver there as commander-in-chief.
We don't know who she is.
We don't know what she believes.
She's going to get paralyzed in the situation room while the generals have their way with her.
Right now...
Jesse Waters.
Jesse, I don't like that.
Figuratively, again...
Take it back.
Have their way with her.
Control her.
Not in a sexual way.
You know, first, this is, remember when Janine Pirro came out one night loaded out of her mind?
Or seemingly, she had something in her hair.
This was like during the time of COVID.
I don't know.
It was probably some of her best work ever.
She says, look, again, it's a free country.
Who cares whether they're smart or good or not?
It doesn't really matter.
The point is, do not fire him.
He said nothing.
Evan Webb says, I use Discord for one game I play and other communications.
My friend heard one reporter having bad content.
This is a very closed private fee and pay site.
If this is bad, then all are bad.
My friend, let me ask you a question as to this.
By the way, we're going back and forth from Jesse to your comments, which is terrific.
I have no problem with that.
I've said this before and I'm going to say this again.
I was one of the few prosecutors who remembers actually, actually, actually prosecuting obscene phone calls.
Now, you can ask your parents about this.
People have no idea what that even means.
What do you mean an obscene phone call?
And it was really tough.
It was an evidentiary nightmare.
It was great, great training because you would have to have somebody from the phone company would come.
Somebody from the phone company would show up.
You would say, you would have to keep a diary at home.
And you would say, at 8.48 on August the 28 p.m., I got this.
Boom.
And he said this, this, this, and this.
You submit it.
We had GTE at the time, general telephone.
You would go to their security office.
They would do a PIN or a PIN register.
They would find out what calls came in.
At 848, it would be this number from that.
You would have to go into court.
This person would say, I don't care what number this came from.
There's a lot of people in my house.
They could have called versus I live by myself.
And you had to have, oh, it was great for a new trial lawyer because you had all this document evidence.
You had to bring in the custodian of records.
You had to bring in somebody from the phone company.
You had to introduce it.
I mean, it was really complicated.
And at best, you would say, okay, this phone number made a call at that time.
This phone company, this phone...
Whatever.
Now, I always ask, using this logic, why don't we shut down?
Why don't we prosecute?
Why don't we prosecute the phone company?
Alice Fava says what he said was offensive and that smart, total lack of judgment for someone in his position.
Looks like an idiot.
But fire, no.
Alice could not have said it better myself.
I'm going to go a step further.
Now, please, understand something.
This is the way we do it here with Uncle Lenny.
Folks, if you're brand new to this.
I'm going to go to Jesse, to this, to maybe Telegram, to this.
So get ready.
Get ready.
It may be a sentence here, a sentence here.
I may talk about five different subjects at the same time.
I'm just wondering whether you are able to handle it, okay?
Okay.
So at the time of these obscene phone calls, I said, why isn't the phone company brought in?
The phone company.
Provided the medium.
The phone company provided the medium to allow these offensive and hurtful and disgusting phone calls to be made.
You would say, that's ridiculous.
That's not the phone's fault.
Well, why is it Telegram's fault?
Why is it Telegram's fault?
Why is it their fault that they're producing this stuff?
Who's putting this stuff up?
That person.
During when our friend Hugh Hefner, who, believe it or not, is one of my heroes because he fought dramatically for sexual rights and sexual freedom and all this other kind of jazz.
When he was running Playboy and the like, the federal government said he was sending obscene stuff through the mail.
By this argument, let's charge the mail.
Don't they understand this?
You're aiding and abetting this.
Do you think the United States Post Office is actually actively pursuing this?
Well, why is Telegram?
That's not to say that CSAM is not important.
It is important.
That's not to say before that if I say to you, why don't we charge the phone company with obscene phone calls?
No, that's not to say obscene phone calls aren't a problem.
The point is, what is the duty?
What is the duty of the person?
Are they making money off this?
Okay, maybe.
Before you shut them down, before you shut them down, governments want him shut down.
So they are going to use everything in their power to bring this about, up to and including bringing charges of CSAM or introducing it.
You've got to be able to wait.
What is the bigger issue here?
What is the bigger issue?
They don't like these platforms to be able to say, for example, the following.
Let's say Hamas or Hezbollah uses Telegram to either convey battle information or Intel or whatever it is.
And obviously, as you know today, we don't like those people.
Those are terrorists, etc., etc.
Do you see where we're going with this?
Now, back to Jesse.
Back to Jesse.
First, Janine Pirro and Dana Perino, whoever it is, I can't tell, love to be prudes.
They love to act better and higher and classier.
Then you are.
They love to be the turd in the punch bowl.
They love to be the ones who go, ooh, you're in trouble.
George Carlin.
You, Uma, you're in trouble.
Now you've done it.
And then the pack comes out.
Then these ghouls, they come out of nowhere.
And they want to see him destroyed just because they want to see somebody destroyed.
Crypto Domini says the problem is so much crime, WhatsApp, and Telegram.
Well, again, do they facilitate it or do they provide a medium for which the crime is conveyed?
How do you think, my friends, most...
I know we're going back to that.
Remember, this is going to be tough for somebody.
Are we talking about Jesse Waters or are we talking about Telegram?
I don't know what he's doing.
Get with the program.
Let's go back to these programs.
How do you think most people receive this WhatsApp business on their cell phone?
Probably Apple.
Why don't we shut down Apple?
Why don't we go and why don't we arrest the Apple phone?
The Apple phone and iPads and all these devices are instrumental in making this information available to you.
Where does this stop?
But it's CSAM, it's children.
You're right.
Let's go a step further.
There was a time when we had the famous case, the Supreme Court case, of the anarchist cookbook.
And the anarchist cookbook basically was a means by which civilians can learn how to make poisons and bombs.
Raul Rodriguez's Jesse should have said, horizontal mambo.
I like the way you say, should, of, said.
That's where you, the word you hear sounds like, it's a homonym, so to speak.
It sounds like, of, have, but not really a homonym.
I see this all the time.
Should, of, of.
Okay.
Thank you for that.
You're right.
Either way, Fox News, if they fire him, why would they fire him?
Why would they fire him?
And by the way, what if he was sexual?
What if what he says was sexual?
What if what he says was sexual?
So what?
If Joy Reid said something about Trump and his phallic girth, they have these, we live in a society where we have sexual preverts and morphodites.
Going into schools.
Molesting children in terms of what they see visually.
Nobody cares about that.
Oh, I don't care about Jesse Waters.
Turn it off.
If you don't like it, turn it off.
Go and watch anybody.
Watch anything on TV.
Just listen to this.
You're telling me that in the year 2024 you're actually theoretically upset by this?
Are you really telling me that you're Offended by this?
No, you're not.
You love the scrum because they love when people are caught.
And they love when conservatives are caught and made to pay.
That's all.
This is nothing to do with this.
Most people didn't even watch that.
Now, Megyn Kelly the other day was going on and on and on about Gamala's Predilections?
Sexual and otherwise?
Regarding what?
Regarding her, you know, the whole Willie Brown thing and all that?
Is it relevant?
I guess.
But what about that?
Should she have been shut down for that?
No.
Say it.
Yeah, but it was rude.
Okay.
Say it.
Yeah, but you understand.
Jesse Waters said something which is of a sexual nature, but okay.
And what?
Well, okay.
What about it?
Do you see what I'm saying to you?
So what?
Yeah, but he said something.
So what?
Big deal.
He said it.
Now, don't...
Be surprised if Fox News, because these people are spineless, he was part of the old regime.
What if one of the Murdoch boys says, and I don't know how that lawsuit's doing with Murdoch and the sons, but they could say, let's bounce him and get rid of that salary.
He violated, he violated the terms, we can, this is breach, get rid of him.
That's where you want to go, because they want to streamline it.
This guy's making a fortune.
And they go through whether he was having an affair with prior workers.
Who cares about that?
For the love of God, who cares anything about that?
I don't.
I don't in the least.
Do you?
I don't.
Seriously, I mean this.
I'm not trying to be cute here.
So what?
There's a scrum.
They just want to see people fired.
And now you have Doug Emhoff, his ex-wife.
Oh, come on!
Fox News has no guts.
What they're doing is they're telling everybody, we want you to be like Hannity.
No hits, no runs, no errors.
Nothing ever controversial.
Nothing.
Ever.
Evan Webb says, Judge Jeanine of the Five seems to rarely know the subject.
Finger pointing, she sounds like, I am perfect time.
Maybe.
Absolutely.
I mean, she's okay.
It doesn't, I mean, so what?
It's a stupid show.
The people that I, it doesn't matter what I think, but you're right.
I think it's so low rent.
You want to go through her routine?
Do you want to go through her routine?
Seriously.
Do you know about her and Al Piro?
I don't want to go through this.
It doesn't matter.
The thing which is the most important, my friends, the thing which is so critical, the thing which I want everybody to know is that I want you to join me and stand up and say, please, join me in saying, we want to live in a world where people can say whatever they want.
To say.
It is that simple.
That simple.
We want people to be able to say what they want to say.
I don't even know how to put it into words other than that.
It means more to me.
And I'm serious.
It means more to me to...
How do I say this?
It means more to me to be able to say something and to just tolerate it.
Just tolerate it.
Just look the other way.
I want you to listen to me carefully.
I want you to think about this.
And I want you to understand something.
I don't want you to grasp something.
I want you to really understand something.
We believe in this thing called the Constitution.
When somebody gives you an excuse to destroy your way of thinking, you've got to stand up for it.
My friends, stop for a second.
Do you remember?
As you know, I just turned double six.
So, I was born in 58. So, when I was, you know, 10, 11, it was 1969.
Square root of 69 is 8-something.
And they tried this.
What do you remember when they wanted to ban?
They wanted to ban, at one particular point, Jim Morrison.
Lizard King.
They wanted to ban Wake Up Little Susie, the Everly Brothers, because they talked about cohabiting.
Wake Up Little Susie, they're sleeping together.
She fell asleep at a drive-in.
Sinatraa they wanted to ban because he was so sexy.
Elvis, the pelvis.
They were saying that Alice Cooper, beheadings, suicide, hanging, all this stuff.
It goes on.
Anarchist cookbook.
Books.
There's instructions that show you, here's how you make a Bible.
Do you remember?
Do you remember?
There was a group called, it was called Paladin Press.
George Heyduke.
George Heyduke had a book called Up Your, no.
It was get even, get even too, and up yours.
It was the greatest revenge tactics anybody has ever seen in your life.
Unbelievable.
Okay?
Seriously, bro.
Seriously.
Okay?
Seriously.
It was the most incredible thing anybody's ever seen.
Honestly.
I don't even want to tell you now.
I don't even want to tell you now because I don't want to be I don't want to I don't want to say this.
I don't want to give you the idea that maybe you might you might you might be thinking of something.
Okay?
Okay.
Now.
I live in a world and you live in a world where we have to understand this.
We have to grasp this notion that you're going to see things that are terrible.
You're going to see things that are terrible.
And the biggest problem that we have specifically is when you deal with children.
And the reason for that is simply this.
This is the only form of documentation where the sale and the trafficking of the documentation Has its own currency and lends itself to a particular degree of victimization.
What do I mean by this?
It means this.
I can go and I can take pictures of armed robberies.
I don't even know.
Remember, there was a wonderful movie years ago called...
It was called...
Oh, dear God.
Oh, it was called, called, called, called, called.
Man Bites Dog or something.
I think it was French Foreign.
It was this fellow who went and he wanted to catalog people buying...
It was a serial killer.
I can't speak for some reason.
It was a serial killer.
And he went from home and he said, I want to do this.
And he said, I want to go along with you.
I don't want to film you.
He didn't really...
This is the film, of course.
He didn't really assist, but he could say aid, abet, counsel, procure, hire, encourage, whatever.
And a couple of times he went with a serial killer and he would show how to do it.
Anyway, what if I went and I would record armed robberies and I sell armed robberies?
I have a website where it says, these are armed robberies.
You can't get me, you can't charge me for trafficking in armed robberies.
If I have, you know, ring phones, and there's people burglarizing, and I'm recording it, and I put it on a website.
These are all these burglaries.
I'm recording a crime.
And they say, well, that's your First Amendment right.
Well, when you victimize children, you're recording it.
But that recordation, that uploading, In addition to the crime, is the source of the shame and the victimization also.
And it leads to more of this behavior so that people can do the awful and nefarious act, record it, and then traffic in it.
Nobody...
The number of armed robberies are not going to go up because somebody wants to be on somebody's ring camera.
It doesn't work that way.
So CSAM is this weird thing.
There is no freedom.
There's no...
It's the mere possession of it.
And if you were to possess...
And what constitutes?
See, Sam.
Remember that movie?
Did you ever see the movie with Natalie Portman and Jean, what we call The Professional?
Remember that one?
That was the sickest thing I have ever seen.
Ever.
Ever.
But there was nothing obvious per se.
What I say, this is the difference between me and everybody else.
Wait a minute.
Hold it and stop.
Do not be in the position where the first thing you want to do is shut something down.
Because we love to ban.
And before you shut down, whether it's Telegram or WhatsApp or YouTube or whatever, because somebody somewhere is using that as a platform to promote CSAM, wait.
Ask yourself.
You're going to be amputating somebody's ability to speak freely.
Granted, if you shut down Telegram, you're going to get rid of CSAM.
You're also going to get rid of jokes and music and thoughts and ideas.
That's the problem.
Brad Rung says, freedom.
Ah, que mala slogan.
What a joke.
Oh yeah, freedom.
Remember that?
Anyway, now...
This is the problem that we have to address.
And by the way, Brad, you're a maniac.
You are a maniac, okay?
An absolute maniac.
And I mean that sincerely, okay?
This is the most important thing in the world for you to grasp.
Now, let us also move to what's also happened.
How is Trump doing?
What effect?
What effect do you think yesterday's supersedious and superseding indictment have on the president?
What effect do you think that has on the various goings-on?
What effect do you think that has?
Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you yet again.
What effect do you think that has?
What will happen to him?
Now, I don't think he's going to turn himself in.
He already has been.
They'll continue him or whatever bond or whatever term it is.
I don't think we'd have to go in and another mugshot, another whatever.
I don't believe so because it's supersedes.
Basically, it's the same indictment, but fine-tuned.
And also, he's just being a...
I mean, let's face it.
What effect do you think it's going to have?
Remy Bean says, nada.
Don says it's a potential trap if he wins.
I want to know what you're saying.
What was the secret password?
I have no idea what this man is saying.
But I'm digging what you're saying.
Lizzie Solak says, here we go again.
Absolutely.
This was the thing which is the most important.
Trump says Trump will win.
Well, I mean, nobody understands this.
Do you think you're going to put him in jail?
More of this.
LOL.
What does this mean?
I want to know.
John, I really want to know.
I don't understand.
But that's okay.
Speak.
Speak your mind.
Speak.
You know, opinion is a craft.
I like it.
A lot of fun.
Look at this.
Purrblood says, it means Trump's polls will go up.
It does.
It already has been.
It absolutely, it absolutely has.
Our good friend Mio Dell says, on free speech, best opinion I've ever seen is RFK Jr. and Tucker.
Brilliant.
Two incredible minds and two great patriots.
Spellbinding.
I learned a lot.
Well, I'll tell you the truth.
And this is the most important, and I appreciate that.
Anybody who even begins, anybody who even suggests, anybody who even for a moment claims to Talk about free speech is missing the point because there should be free speech.
Let me ask you something.
Here we go again.
What is he talking about?
I have no idea.
He's just throwing things out there.
I love you, Johnny.
He's just throwing things.
Dryer lint on fire.
Square root of 11. Alpha tango niner.
Bad scene.
Mama swung pretty good.
LOL.
By the way, that was a promo from the Mod Squad.
Remember that?
Clarence Williams, Peggy Lipton.
And Michael or whatever goes.
Bad scene.
Mama swung pretty good.
Alright.
I have no idea what he's writing, but I love this.
It's fascinating.
Edie Crowley says he will always be damned if he does and canned if he doesn't.
Ooh!
Little play on words.
Very punny.
Gonna put you in the punitentiary.
Gonna put you in the punitentiary.
Darlene said, look at this, it didn't drop the standings.
People have gotten to the point where they don't give a rat's you-know-what.
A rat's...
I don't...
A rat's...
You don't mean ass, do you?
No, I can't mean ass.
Darlene would ever say that.
You don't know.
Of course, a rat's arse!
Michael Cole, thank you.
Again, what is this?
Here's a go.
I want to party from Pisces to Aquarius.
What the hell is this man talking about?
I love it.
It's like Erwin Corey meets Moondog meets Sun Ra meets Thelonious Monk meets I don't know what.
Where else can you look at this.
The Patoot.
A Patoot.
I love that.
The great Lon Chaney.
The Patoot.
I think Max Schreck.
Was the scariest picture of them all.
So anyway, so what does this mean?
Nothing!
Now, here is the best.
This is my, listen to this, okay?
I want you to react to this.
I'm going to put you, I'm going to take you.
I'm going to take Brett.
I'm going to take Tom O.B. Okay?
John is a wacko like me.
John's on to something here.
John is, John is something.
John is, I'm digging the whole thing.
It's like Erwin Corey, I think it's Sun Ra, wild, wild, wild Gaga time.
In any event, dear friends, lest I forget, let me bring this up.
I want you to imagine, we're going to put you in, and I'm going to hook you up.
And I'm going to give you a sphygmomanometer, a blood pressure cup.
Respirator, kind of like I would if you were to be in a, you know, lie detector polygraph, right?
Many graphs.
Even a plethysmograph.
A plethysmograph to determine turgidity to find that a few men in particular become centrally excited by this.
And I'm going to put you and I'm going to read this to you and I'm going to say, okay, what do you think about the phone?
In California, They are thinking of providing up to $150,000 for down payment or payment, whatever that is, for first-time homeowners who are illegal immigrants.
What do you think?
Come on!
What do you think?
How about that one?
Come on, Johnny.
Johnny says, I have no knowledge.
Standing on shoulders of giants.
Thank you.
And speaking in caps.
With extended ellipses.
Thank you so much.
By the way, let's do something.
Let's just pull a Johnny right now, okay?
Let's say Johnny Ballgame.
Let's say somebody tunes in right this moment.
I want everybody, everybody to...
I had a guy named Gene.
What was his name?
Oh God, he was a comic.
He's in St. Pete Beach.
Oh, dear God.
Gene.
Anyway, he had this thing where this couple went to the...
Oh, he said, the next people that walk in to the club, everybody stand up, flip them off and yell, get the hell out of here.
One of the funniest things with this...
It happened to be this very kind of Asian couple, kind of middle-aged, older, I don't know.
They walked in, and they weren't really sure, and he turns around, and everybody says, flip up, and goes, get the hell out of here!
And they turn, and they ran.
One of the funniest things in the world.
So let me do this.
If for some reason you are enjoying this, and you don't know what to say, do like Johnny Bulger, and just write something.
Type, for example, umbilical mucus.
Umbilical mucus and Dick Butkus.
What?
So somebody will tune in and say, did you see this Uncle Lenny thing?
Who are these people?
What did they say?
I love non-sequiturs.
Remember the old joke, no soap radio?
That's it.
One of my oldest friends I met in college almost 50 years ago.
We are still The greatest of friends.
We were in a class.
It might have been something like organic chemistry.
I don't know what it was.
But they were talking about the graphs of something.
And there was no slope.
It was a line or whatever.
There was no slope.
And he says, or I said, one of us said, no slope.
I said, no slope radio.
And he got it.
Nobody else did because the joke was it wasn't funny.
That's what we were doing.
That's what we're doing.
So if you don't know what to write, please join us.
But just write anything you want.
Go and copy and paste any kind of, let's say, medication on rectal leakage.
Put a sentence on there.
In fact, do it to other people as well.
Don't do it just to me.
Don't do it.
The next time there's a real serious, I mean a real serious debate about I don't know.
Whatever.
Do like I do sometimes.
Just copy and paste warnings about dangerous flatulence as a side effect from certain medication.
And just post that.
See if anybody cares.
Cryptodominy says peepees and shoo-shoes, Grandma used to say.
Peepees and shoo-shoes.
You know what's funny?
You say shoo-shoes.
In my home.
In my home.
Shushu was the name of air, of air freshener.
You know, bathroom sprays was called shushu.
For some reason, to this day, that's what we call it here.
My mother, my parent called it it.
My grandmother referred to brassieres as Brazils.
Again, we still say that.
Evan Webb says, Raw 23 is the glitch in the matrix.
There you go.
See, I'm liking that.
That's it.
There you go.
There you go.
That's it.
Now we're talking about something.
Now we're getting something.
Because remember, I want you to join us every single day and enjoy it.
Even if you have nothing to say, just say something.
Call it pulling a Johnny Ball game.
Just say something.
It doesn't really matter.
Remember the joke?
That's what she said.
You know, one of those funny jokes.
One of my favorite response to things are, wear a long coat and nobody will notice.
What?
When somebody says, what's your name?
And if they have a foreign name, say, don't be so hard on yourself.
What?
I love that.
To this day, when I ask somebody what their name is, they'll say, what's your name?
I said, you know, Maxine.
No, seriously.
And they'll say, no, Maxine.
I crack.
Okay, moving along.
They're talking about right now, in the state of California, giving $150,000 to illegals.
And the people of California are idiots by sitting back and doing nothing.
How do we do this?
Johnny Ballgame, let me ask you something.
Seriously, Johnny, how?
How is this allowed in California?
Serious question.
How do people in California say, wait a minute, what?
Who is it who said, no, this is, I will not be laughed at.
I will have a constituency behind this.
How is this allowed?
I ask you, dear friends, I ask you, in the name of God, I ask you, how is this important?
How is this allowed?
How does this even happen?
How?
In California and elsewhere, there are people called Tren de Aragua.
These are these Venezuelan criminal cartels, the likes of which you have not seen.
Believe.
You cannot believe what we're seeing.
Do you understand this?
They're coming out of nowhere.
Here's something, my friends, you don't particularly care about.
Johnny Ballgame does.
Johnny's got something to say.
Now listen to this.
In New York City, they're planning to spray pesticides to help prevent the spread of mosquitoes and potential diseases.
The announcement comes days after Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Yes, son of a...
After he apparently was hospitalized with West Nile virus.
Do other people get West Nile virus?
Why are we acting?
Because he got it.
Fauci spent around a week in the hospital after developing fever, chills, and severe fatigue.
He believes he contracted a West Nile in the backyard of his Washington, D.C. home and expected to make a full recovery.
So now we're going to be spraying?
Do you trust the government to spray things?
Do you want things sprayed?
Kids, stop.
Time out.
Do you remember when you were a kid, in the 60s, I would see these lights, the mosquito truck.
People would play.
Behind the mosquito truck.
Do you know this one?
Look at this.
Hang on.
Johnny's losing the caps.
Something's up here.
In the light.
Johnny's losing the caps.
Kept the ellipses.
Losing the lights.
Do you remember being behind these things?
Seeing this?
It was just this.
So now we're getting you right.
Third world diseases.
You're absolutely right.
Look at this.
Sailor Deuce is third world.
What could go wrong?
Then you've got our good friend, your friend, your buddy, you love him to death, Bill Gates, who wants to release mutant sterile mosquitoes.
Did you ever sterilize a mosquito?
Did you ever cut the balls off of a mosquito?
I'm telling you, you're going to sit there and hang on me.
Missed it.
All right, sorry about that.
Give me another one.
There we go!
I think I castrate.
Well, it's the same thing.
Well, whatever.
That's tough.
That is tough.
Anybody ever smell mothballs?
Yeah, who held the wings?
Remember that joke?
Okay.
Now, aside from that.
Tren de Arragua.
Tren de Arragua.
It's fun to say, but it's a horrible, horrible, horrible disease.
Okay, here's something for you.
Listen to this.
Ladies, you will love this.
You will love this.
There is a report.
Hang on a minute, maybe later.
This is something that says, young Catholic women are bringing back veils.
Do you hear this?
Veils.
I definitely don't feel like the odd woman out anymore.
Nicole Moore, 30 years old, wears a veil to church every Sunday, sometimes called a mantilla.
My grandmother, my mother, when we had First Communion, had the veil.
Sometimes women would put like a piece of toilet paper or tissue or something on toilet paper.
The sheer head coverings.
They're usually made of lace or silk.
Nicole's is gray with a flower-like pattern.
Worn by women throughout the Catholic Church's history, chapel veils fell out of favor during the late 20th century.
But in recent years, there's been an explosion of veiling, says Moore, Nicole Moore, who attends St. Vincent Ferrer, maybe it's Mel Ferrer, Jose Ferrer, St. Vincent Ferrer Catholic Church in Manhattan.
Her pastor, Father Peter Martyr Youngworth tells the free press he has also noticed an increase in veiling over the last two decades.
Indeed, Veils by Lilly, a website that sells mantillas, has gone from filling 30 to 60 orders per month to an average of 900 in the last 10 years.
Isn't that beautiful?
Isn't that wonderful?
An increase of women, especially young adult women, wearing veils.
And they say that he interprets the veil trend as an attempt to be maximally reverent to God at Mass and in receiving Holy Communion.
I think it is wonderful.
Wait a minute.
Balgain just has a pun.
The piranhasiac, prevail.
Got it?
And we're not talking Colorado.
A return of modesty, yes.
It's what, I think it is any time you return to tradition, any time you show a reverence, I, in Manhattan,
will see Countless, countless men sometimes with their carts, food carts paying homage or doing their prayers, their Muslims.
I think it's wonderful.
I think it's wonderful.
Anytime you acknowledge that you are just an insignificant piece of lint in the sea of the The universe, it's wonderful.
And when I see people who all of a sudden really get into, and I'm not going to say anything about, you know, like, who is it?
All of a sudden, Candace Owens is Catholic.
All right, free enough, fair enough.
I'm not going to sit there.
But there was something years ago where Catholic, the profession, really had The profession.
The procession.
There were rules.
And meet on Friday.
And the bells.
And they would do this.
And mea culpa.
All this stuff.
Do you remember kids?
I loved it in retrospect.
I didn't believe it.
I don't believe in the nation.
But I loved the ceremony.
Do you remember Ash Wednesday?
Ash Wednesday.
We were the only ones who did it.
And they had this little tiny thing.
Now they walk around with these big bullet holes.
Like you've been hit by a Barrett.50 cow.
You're walking around thinking, what is this?
It was garish the way we do it now.
Remember St. Blaise?
Remember that?
The crossing of the candles to protect your throat.
The saints.
I'm telling you.
There was something about this.
And the older I get, when you find yourself, if you want to understand what an organization is, you must give up your sense of entitlement and give it up to the organization.
The Marines have uniforms.
The Army has uniforms and rank and tradition and 21-gun salute and symbols and saluting and everything.
There is a desperate, desperate, desperate return to the solemnity of tradition and practice.
And I would make sure kids understood exactly.
This is the way you do it.
This is it.
And it makes you...
You can't understand something if you say, hey, I'm in this thing.
Show up whenever you want.
Think whenever you want.
Sit where you want.
Do what you want.
I can't believe going into Mass or going into...
Last time when our friend, the priest, died, went to his funeral Mass.
I wear a tie and a jacket and I can't go.
First of all, it's a funeral and people are walking around like, don't get me started with that.
Don't get me started with that.
There's something to be said for that.
And we're going back and we need this.
And I'm telling you, people and kids and others love this.
But they also have, they're talking about implementing, re-implementing, Uniforms in schools, public schools here, which I wholeheartedly endorse.
So let me say something to you now.
I want you to listen to me.
Tradition and superstition and things that you do that don't have a reason are one thing.
But sometimes the procedure and the practice it Create something.
The same goes for marriage.
There has to be a ceremony of some sort.
You just don't say, okay, that's it.
Even getting a driver's license, there's a ceremony.
Crypto Domini says St. Vincent Ferrer was the bomb.
His friends cooked his goldfish and lamb and he brought them back out of thin air.
Okay?
Could be.
Far be it from me.
Evan Webb says, I remember my mom wearing a head cover at St. Patrick's.
I still miss Latin Mass.
Oh, I loved it.
Oh, I loved it.
We had, I loved the whole notion of, we spoke classical Latin.
This was a Jesuit high school.
The Catalina orations.
It was great, the conjugations.
And we spoke classical.
We didn't say veni, vidi, vici.
We chose wini, vidi, wiki.
Wagina.
When I was, we had to translate.
We had eros.
And I did Wagina dentata.
Did you know what Wagina dentata was?
Wagina dentata.
Well, but it's also, it's a rare, it's a rare, put it this way.
Vagina dentata, mean tooth, vagina, is a folktale tradition in which a woman's vagina is said to contain teeth to be dentate.
But the associated implication that intercourse might result in injury, emasculation, and such and such.
In fact, this is a very popular story.
Hinduism.
I remember Maori, Western Asia, psychology.
But I was given Vagina Dantada to translate.
It was great.
It was fascinating.
And we loved it.
We would talk to each other in Latin.
We loved it.
It was tradition.
I'm telling you.
Everything that I thought was stupid at the time, I'm realizing now, you know what?
There was a lot to that.
So, my friends, as we go into it, as we've just passed the hour mark, President Trump is doing better than anybody could ever imagine.
I don't want you, dear friends, especially you, Jimmy Ballgame, I don't want you to lose sight of what's happening.
I don't want you to miss, or that's Johnny Ballgame, rather.
I don't want you to lose.
And sure, look at this.
Professor, I meant master.
I don't know what he's saying, but does it matter?
Does it matter?
The man could be a genius.
One day we could say, you know what?
He makes a lot of sense.
Not too many.
But the old SCTV, sure he's crazy, but what if he's right?
Anyway, sit tight.
Do not become enthralled.
Do not become wailied by the usual nonsense.
So what if they have this thing with, what am I trying to say?
This craziness, this idea, this thing that involves this interview with Kemala.
So what?
We don't care about that.
We don't care about that.
It doesn't matter.
She's going to be sitting just like George Bush did with Cheney.
Remember that?
With Cheney during the 9-11?
Remember 9-11 hearing?
They said he wouldn't speak unless Cheney was there.
Come on, man.
October the 26th.
The Cutting Room, New York City.
You and me and a dog named Boo.
Me and you and a dog named Boo.
Traveling and living off the land.
It's going to be incredible, my friends.
Ten days before the election.
Will we make it?
What kind of a shape will we be in?
I don't know.
So my dear friends, I say to you, thank you.
Thank you not for what you are, but for what you appear to be.
Thank you for how you act.
Thank you for your graciousness and your glory and your beauteousness.
Thank you.
The Johnny Ballgame, this goes to you, my friend, today.
You were exquisite today.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but that doesn't matter.
Sure, you're demented.
Sure, you're off the rails.
Sure, you're non-sequitur.
Sure.
This is...
I don't even know what you want to call it.
It's Logolalia.
It's Logoria.
It's disjointed, but I love it.
There's something to be said for that, and I appreciate that, my friend.
Thank you for that.
Evan Webb, thank you.
What an Evan Webb we weave when we practice to deceive.
Crypto Domini, thank you so much.
You are the best.
Mayo...
I'm trying to give it a Latin thing.
Mio Dell.
Thank you.
Brad Rung, everybody.
Rung the bell.
Raul Rodriguez.
Crypto Domini again.
Alice Fava.
We thank you.
Too Legit.
Brad Rung.
And thank you.
Keep watching the great...
By the way, Evan says, I really want Trump to win.
I talk too much and my Catholic name is Francis.
Love you, Uncle Lenny.
Love you as well, my friend.
Well, my name is Michael.
The Archangel.
Look at this.
Howie Brown, you've got a lovely daughter, gifted five Lionel Nation memberships.
God, doggone it.
Thank you, Howie.
Howie, you were a beaut.
You were a mention of half.
You're tremendous.
You were without peer.
Seriously.
You're out of control.
And I thank you for that.
All right, dear friends.
We will see you tonight.
By the way, I've got some stuff coming.
So make sure you stay...
Subscribe to Lionel Nation.
Make sure.
Lionel Nation.
Make sure you do that.
Lionel Nation.
Make sure.
Logomachia, I like that, is an argument about words.
Very, very good.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
The theory of...
Of Logamaki or Logamaki.
Anyway, I'm getting off.
And Logamacy.
Must see TV.
What am I saying?
I don't know.
I've been hanging around Johnny Ballgame too long.
Alright, dear friends.
Don't forget Lionel Nation.
Follow Linz Warriors as well.
My Beloveds on YouTube.
Alright, dear friends.
See you later.
Have a great and a glorious day.
And by the way, Enoch, the most powerful angel human, Johnny Ballgame, a madman, a maniac, and he dances like he's never danced before, and I mean that sincerely.
All right, dear friends, see you later.
Have a great and glorious day.
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