Would You Let Tampon Tim Watch Your Kids for the Afternoon?
Would You Let Tampon Tim Watch Your Kids for the Afternoon?
Would You Let Tampon Tim Watch Your Kids for the Afternoon?
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So what if Tampon Timmy wins? | |
So what if he takes over and you don't know who he is? | |
So what if during the course of his tenure as governor... | |
He decided to turn his back on Minneapolis when it was burning to the ground. | |
Didn't call the National Guard because he didn't want to interfere with Black Lives Matter and Antifa. | |
As his largest city burned to the ground. | |
The National Guard. | |
The National Guard that he lied about. | |
He wasn't command sergeant major. | |
This is the highest enlisted rank. | |
In the military. | |
Army. | |
You don't make a mistake about that. | |
I'm sorry, did I say it was a general? | |
No, I'm sorry. | |
I meant corporal, or E, whatever it is. | |
He's a liar. | |
There's that weird dancing, that jazz hand stuff. | |
What is that about? | |
You know what I think when he dances, don't you? | |
I can't say it. | |
But I can think it. | |
Weird. | |
Do you ever see him around kids? | |
I creep out. | |
Just saying. | |
This is a guy who wanted to put tampon machines, tampon machines in the boys' room because that's what these demented radical left nutcases do. | |
And you see nothing wrong with it, don't you? | |
You see nothing wrong with it. | |
Oh yes you do. | |
I'm just kidding you. | |
You think it's sick. | |
You think it's demented. | |
And you know, if this guy gets anywhere near, anywhere even near, remotely near the White House, with this idiot, this jadrool, this blithering idiot, this fool, who, by the way, Gamala, has taken all kinds of new, new, new classes to teach her not to cackle, not to scream, not to act like she did. | |
And that was who she was. | |
It was who she was. | |
And they told her, no more cackling. | |
But that's my trademark. | |
Lose the trademark! | |
It's demented! | |
It sounds like something from a horror movie, like the last sound you hear before somebody plunges a knife between your shoulder blades. | |
She's demented! | |
She doesn't know anything! | |
She's a blithering idiot! | |
Listen to what I'm saying. | |
I know I say this too, and you don't listen to me. | |
You think I'm being mean or something. | |
She's an idiot! | |
I can take anything. | |
I can take corrupt. | |
I can take mean. | |
I can take misguided. | |
I can take liberal. | |
I can take somebody who is theoretically guided by some form of, I guess you'd call it, some ideology. | |
But I can't take stupid. | |
And when it comes to Tampon Timmy, You talk about weird. |