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Aug. 6, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Scamala Harris: The DEI Sorceress of the Senseless (America's First Cretin Candidate)
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Every now and then, an issue comes around that is so perfect.
So monumentally perfect, it says everything exactly that needs to be said.
What am I talking about?
Ladies and gentlemen, this morning there is a cacophony, there is a breakdown, there is a destructive catastrophe that is happening around the world, and you may not be able to feel it right now.
You may not be able to feel it right this moment, but there are people freaking out all over the world.
And it deals with this rather arcane subject of economics and markets and economies and trust.
There are certain behaviors that people always forget.
Investing, investments, all depend upon a trust, a feel that this is okay.
Everybody will remember what happened during the Depression, even though they weren't around then.
They're still, still trying to figure out what happened.
How did the Depression happen?
So right now, President Trump has got...
To be able to get online, to go to some kind of a program.
I think he's doing something with Truth Social.
I don't know.
And he has to look the American public in the eye and ask them a question.
If during a time of complete and total chaos, do you want Skamala Harris to be involved or in charge?
Let me see if I can explain this to you.
Let me do it again.
Because sometimes I say things and I don't think people listen to me.
And I understand that.
It's not you.
It's me.
I blame myself.
The president comes up and he says, I'm going to give you four different indices and I want you to listen to me.
And there's something about investing that men love to They love to think they know more about it than they do.
Men have always loved, in the old days, not anymore, but there was a time when men loved to understand how cars worked.
And if you wanted to get a bunch of guys talking, just lift the hood of a car up.
How many of you have never lifted your hood?
Especially for a newer car.
You go, they got the gauge, you go check it up, they do the tire rotation and the balancing, and they do, they check the foot.
You never open it, you've never, you're not even sure where the latch is.
How many of you have never, ever looked under the hood of your car?
You'd be surprised.
Never.
So consequently, in the old days, if you lifted up a hood, people said, oh, don't flood it, you know, that kind of thing.
Remember, there's carburetors.
Okay.
They love that.
They love barbecuing and fire.
They love watching heavy machinery.
And they love to pretend that they understand the world of finance.
Now, there are professional people who are men who do it, but most people really don't.
I mean, they sort of do, but they really don't.
So if President Trump were to come on and say, I'm going to give you five different indices.
I'm going to give you five names.
And I want you to imagine if I said the VIX, the Nikkei 2, the Taipei 2, the German, the Munich 5, the Jackson 5, and the MC 5. And if you ask Kamala Harris, what do you think she would do if they said, Madam President, all financial platforms have crashed to such an extent that there is a run now.
There is a run.
There is a bear market.
That you cannot believe.
And people are trying to get into it.
Schwab is down.
Fidelity is down.
This one is down.
All of it is down.
And people are freaking.
I got a call in to the Fed chairman.
What do we do?
What would Kamala Harris say?
Inflation is where things cost more.
Than what they used to cost for the same things, okay?
You have got to make use of what is happening now.
President Trump, I love you.
Look at this.
My friend in San Diego sent me this.
This is one of the best ones.
This is the Trump hat.
I gotta make sure I don't have that old man hat.
Do you ever see old men?
Do you ever see the way they wear their hat on the side?
I don't know what the hell that's about.
But this is Trump.
This one says, Save America 2024.
Alright, they put on my Scottish signature there.
Okay, you got that?
A friend of mine in the San Diego area, talking on the phone, doing a Zoom call this morning, and he's showing me pictures.
I can't believe what I'm seeing.
I say, what's going on here?
It's all over.
I saw people, I'm seeing people walking around in New York, Manhattan.
On the street with Trump hats on.
I'm seeing more and more and more and more and more and more people on social media, black folks.
I felt so guilty the other day.
So internally guilty.
And we all do it.
And I think it's important.
There was a young man, black man, who was talking.
And I thought to myself, I'll bet you this guy probably got arrested or something.
The way he talked and sounded.
I wasn't really paying attention, but I've seen this before.
And then all of a sudden, I'm not going to imitate, but in a particular patois.
And then he stops and he says, and that's why I'm voting for President Trump.
Because he's done more for human trafficking.
He's done more for human trafficking.
And I'm thinking, I would have written this kid off.
I would have written this kid if I would have said, oh, here we go.
Here we go.
There were people all over the place who were saying two things.
It's a recognition of Trump, but it's also an understanding that she is a cretin.
You've heard me before.
I'm telling you all of this nice talk about, well, you know, Doug Emhoff may have had, you know, her husband may have had an affair with somebody saying, what are you doing?
Who cares about that?
She's a moron.
He is nowhere to be found.
Did you hear the story where he, Biden, was in the situation room?
Where he supposedly told Bibi Netanyahu, you're BSing me.
What are you doing to me?
Do you think Kamala Harris can do this?
You've got to go out.
Mr. President, I hope you're listening to me.
And I love you to death.
I got the hat.
I even got this.
Yay!
Here's my totem.
Yay!
This is a collector's item.
Okay, now that we got this out of the way, let me put it to you.
I didn't mean to throw down the flag.
Sorry about that.
I want you to listen to me carefully.
I don't know what you're doing, but, you know, J.D. Vance, Does he wear eyeliner?
Did Bobby Kennedy get the baby bear cub?
Did you?
I gotta tell you this.
Time out.
Did you see this interview he was doing with Roseanne Barr?
What the hell is this about?
It's worse!
What is he doing?
Now for the first time, and we love Roseanne, she's wonderful, she's a great friend, but when she talks, Hold on.
Hang on.
Brace yourself.
Brace for impact.
I don't know what the hell she's going to say, but that's the way she is.
And we love her, and that's the way it is after what she's been through.
And her place in American culture and TV history is without peer.
That being said, Bobby Kennedy is...
I don't know what the hell he's talking about.
I don't even know anymore.
And if...
I'm going to ask you a stupid question now.
Do you think J.D. Vance is wearing eyeliner?
Did you see this?
I think he is.
It looks like it.
What are you, Keith Richards?
What is this?
If it's true, if it's true, you can't do anything like this.
Do us a favor and understand something.
Mr. President and J.D. Vance, I want you to look people in the eye and scare them.
All of your rallies are fun, and they're happy.
And, yay!
I'm proud to be an American!
Isn't it great?
Nothing to worry about.
No, yes, there is something to worry about.
You scare people.
How many times have you heard somebody say, hey, Joe, while I stop drinking, what happened?
He said, well, a doctor told me if I had one more drink, I was going to die.
That did it!
Thank you!
As opposed to, you know, Jerry, it might be a good idea for you to conduct...
No, that doesn't work.
You gotta scare people.
Look at what's happening.
Next topic.
Next topic.
Ding!
Next topic.
The UK.
Are you watching this?
Are you seeing what's happening?
Are you seeing what's happening here?
This is the United Kingdom.
This isn't...
You know, they used to have like Zimbabwe and we used to have Rhodesia.
This is the UK.
They're going through Liverpool and they can't stop it.
They can't stop it.
This is coming here.
Trump has got to go on and show people and scare the Out of these people by showing just raw feed where he says, do you want this?
It's coming here.
Do you want to defund the police?
Hey, they get the internet too.
They heard about this.
Do you know what's going on here?
What is the matter with you?
This is something which I do not understand how they How people do not understand this.
I don't understand this.
Have you heard of Tren de Arragua?
This Venezuelan gang, which might be the worst of the worst of the worst.
Under orders, you see cops, shoot them.
You see women, Are them.
Gotta be careful.
Gotta be careful with this algorithm.
And you think you got problems.
I can't spell good.
I go through stuff like you can't believe.
We're sitting here.
We're talking about Dana White.
There's Hulk Hogan.
Kid Rock.
What are you nuts?
You know I love you.
But God is giving you the chance.
You've got to scare people.
They're giving this woman, who's a moron, they want her to be in charge so they can completely destroy everything that is our country.
Do you understand this?
Do you understand this?
There are people who are going to be swarming.
The other day, you had this Lafonza, Lafonza Butler, the senator from California, where she said, And Dana Bash let her have it.
And said, President, oh my God, Vice President Harris says that, you know, she's for the idea of, you know, defund the police and no borders and migrants aren't criminals.
And they said, well, this is La Fonza.
La Fonza.
LaFonza says, well, you know.
It's just an example of her being human.
She never corrected that.
It was her campaign.
President Trump has to come out and scare you and say, let me tell you something.
And if you think I'm kidding, you go someplace else.
Not only is there nobody running this country, but there's nobody running this campaign.
And if you're a Democrat and you're giving money, you're not giving money to Kamala Harris.
You're giving money to the organization who is basically holding this woman hostage.
She doesn't know what she's doing.
And it's time for me to realize and to tell you something.
Let's stop being weird.
It's not because she's black or Indian or a woman.
She's an idiot.
She's being held hostage.
And so is Joe.
They went to him in no uncertain terms and told him, you're going to drop out.
14 million Democrats wanted him.
They took him away and they basically said, screw you and democracy, we want this guy in.
What do we have to do to make you understand it?
What exactly do we have to do to make you understand it?
This is getting serious.
The president is being given the easiest time ever to explain to people how they should be scared out of their minds.
And are they?
No!
Why?
Because we're not talking about that.
We're talking about, I don't know what we're talking about.
I don't know what.
I don't know what he's talking about.
I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
This is the chance right now.
This country, I feel it.
I swear to God, I feel it.
There is a groundswell.
There is this moment.
There is this feeling that people are experiencing.
They know now is the time.
Who is that?
Nixon, I think?
Now is the time.
That's my other one.
I have my Nixon button.
I used to have this one that says, neither one.
Not now.
This is incredible.
This is the most incredible thing that's happening right now than you can imagine.
Now, next point.
I'm hearing this from people a lot.
Now listen, I want you to understand, I'm getting kind of scared.
Why?
Well, because, you know, I see a lot of Kamala Harris.
No, you don't.
You see a lot of media.
Media lunacy that basically shows Kamala Harris.
I want you to find me one person.
Go out.
We'll offer you a bounty.
Find one person that you can bring to us who says, I'm going to vote for Kamala Harris for these three principles.
These reasons.
Not because she's not Donald Trump.
Go ahead, good luck, and go do it.
They don't exist.
I'm going to say this very, very clearly.
Nobody is for Kamala Harris.
Nobody wants Kamala Harris.
They don't want Trump.
Let me say that again.
You can't vote against someone when you vote for someone.
They don't end up going to the polls.
They don't understand human behavior.
The Democrats, the people they are looking to, do not feel an affinity for her.
They just hate Donald Trump.
Nobody knows what she says or what she wants because she's unlikable.
She is unwinnable.
She is a prevaricator.
She is full of you-know-what.
The Indians are upset.
The black folks say, oh, oh, oh, now you're black?
Okay, whenever you need us, is that it?
And would you please do me a favor?
This is to J.D. Vance, the supposed hillbilly, and everybody else.
People like, have you heard Victor David Hansen, who says that, you know, Trump with his Queen's accent, he doesn't have a Queen's accent at all.
I don't know what you're talking about.
She is not doing a southern accent.
She's not talking like this.
Oh, I declare.
I'm Dolly Parton.
Hey, y 'all.
I'm Paula Deen.
Hey, y 'all.
Hey, y 'all.
I'm a southern belle.
Yes, I am.
I'm Dixie Carter.
This is the, uh, what was that called?
Sugar Baker?
The designing women?
I'm, you know, I'm Delta Burke.
That's southern.
Hey, how y 'all doing?
No.
She said, hey girl!
It's a black voice.
It's black urban patois.
It's black American, African American ease.
It's not southern.
It's not southern.
You do know that, right?
You do know that.
This is the thing that kills me.
JD, you're supposed to be so smart.
Oh, I went to Yale.
Great.
Great.
That's wonderful.
It doesn't impress me.
Go out and tell them she's using a fake black accent.
Why, JD?
So that the black folks can say...
That their support is being compromised by a woman who's pretending to be black!
You idiot!
Don't say Southern!
She's not doing this when she's on the phone with, Hey, Michelle!
Hey, girl!
You my girl!
You my boo!
That's not Southern!
Next!
Stop saying left!
Stop saying liberal!
Well, you know, she was the most liberal.
Stop saying that!
What are you, Hannity?
What century are you in?
Schmuck!
People like the word.
Liberals, some do.
Excuse me.
Ehef says, how can we tie her to Israel policy in Wisconsin, Michigan, Minnesota, and get the Middle East voting bloc?
Sorry about thee.
No, I'm with you.
I've got an answer for that.
And Raul Rodriguez says, Trump's speeches must have an ominous tone, a realistic tone.
And by the way, B. Cruz, thank you.
And Mr. Dubich, thank you as well.
No, let's talk about this.
Now it's as good a time as ever.
Hang on a minute.
What in the hell is the matter?
Try this.
There we go.
President Trump, when you have your debate, this is what I want you to say.
This is pro-wrestling.
This is Tuesday night at the Sportatorium.
Harley Race against Dusty Rose or whatever it is.
Lose or leave town.
Lights out match.
Bunkhouse match.
Coal miners glove match.
Battle Royal.
I like the lights out match.
Lights out.
Remember the end?
You turn the lights off because that symbolizes this is the end of the NWA sanctioned matches.
What you're about to see now is outside of the auspices of AWA, NWA, whatever it is.
You're going to go out there, Mr. President.
You're going to say to her, Kamala, I want you to listen to me carefully.
I will debate you anywhere, anytime.
I don't care what it is.
Set the rules.
Whatever you want.
I hope they go for you last time.
Remember when you handicapped, when you decided, we're not going to have a studio audience.
Go ahead.
Anything you want.
Do it.
I'm there.
Let's do it now.
Right now.
Here's my number.
I just texted you.
This is my number.
Call me.
Let's do it right now.
Right now.
Oh my god.
Right now.
Hashtag right now.
When's it going to be, Kamala?
Now.
Let's go do it now.
Come on, Shamala.
Shamala my ding dong.
Come on, Scamala.
Now.
We're going to do it now.
You ready to go?
Let's go now.
You and me.
Now.
Lights out match.
Now.
You got it?
That's it.
No matter what it is.
And Trump says, then what?
Here's what we do.
I've told you this before and I'm going to say it again.
I want you to do this.
Two things.
Right off the bat.
You're going to control this.
You are going to go down in history as the person who just destroyed the debate.
In fact, this debate, this may end all debates because it's not a debate.
It's not a debate.
It's not a debate.
Thunderdome.
Two men in, one man out.
Indeed.
And you're going to sit there, President Trump, and you're going to say one thing right off the bat.
Whatever the question is.
I've got one question for you.
Is or is not Israel committing genocide in Palestine?
In Gaza?
Yes or no?
Right off the bat.
That's what you're saying.
Let's see.
Answer it.
Answer the question.
Answer it.
Answer it.
Answer the question.
Answer the question.
Mr. Trump, President Trump.
No, excuse me.
Stop it.
You're not running the show.
I'm running the show.
The American public wants to know.
All these questions you're asking me are watered down.
And most probably, as it's always been, let's assume it's not Fox.
You probably gave her the question.
So answer the question.
Is it genocide, yes or no?
You're not going to answer that, are you?
And you're ducking that answer.
And the American people want to know.
And none of these people are going to ask you the question because they know the answer.
And number two, Kamala, listen.
Kamala, over here.
Look at me.
Answer me this question.
Do you think it's okay for a guy to go into a room, into a ring, beat the hell out of a woman, and then we give him a medal?
Are you going to be one of those people who say, well, do you think there's a difference between men and women?
Do you think a man beating up a woman's okay?
Are you okay for that?
Would you sign off on that?
Is this the America you want?
Is this the world you want to live in?
This is a grown man, born a man, pretending all of a sudden, oh, I'm different.
Look, you may change.
You may go from black to Indian.
Whatever you want.
I don't know.
I don't care.
That's okay.
But you're not in a ring.
And you're not using genetic hormonal advantage to kill somebody and to clobber them.
Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
So answer the question.
What do you think?
What's it going to be?
Answer my question.
Hold her to Israel.
Hold her to Israel.
This is the thing which is critical.
You've got to make sure that she answers the question.
Because in Michigan, especially, there are people who want to know specifically, what do you think about that?
Now, let me tell you something.
This is an issue.
Now, Trump, just so that you know this, and I think you know this, I think we all know this, Trump has made it very, very clear.
He is 100% pro-Israel, pro-BB, pro-whatever-they-want.
That's him.
He'll write the check, give them the bums, whatever.
We're not going to argue that point.
He will not lose his constituency.
They like that.
Republicans like that.
I'm a political realist right here.
You hear what I'm saying?
I'm a political realist.
And what I'm also telling you right now, specifically, is this.
And I want you to listen very, very, very carefully to what I'm saying.
This is something which is so important right now.
You've got to get her out and draw her out.
You've got to go out and tell people.
She's deliberately hiding.
He has to go out in a platform and tell people and give them a call to action.
Call this number, 201, and ask, where's Joe?
Text this.
Text, where's Kamala?
She's going to hide out.
She's the Chauncey Gardner of this.
I'm telling you, you don't understand what's happening.
And they think that somehow this anti-Trump, that bringing, oh, well, maybe Beyonce, well, I'm not, you've already lost it.
Bey, you've just lost it.
Beyonce said, well, you can use my song, but I don't know.
Forget it.
It's done.
You should have come out with Jay, whoever it was, and said, you better believe I'm for her.
You go, girl!
They didn't do that.
Even she didn't do that.
Even she didn't do it.
Our good friend Edie Crowley says, Mr. L, my friends have read me the riot act about sexual terminology.
Oh, well, they don't care about ethics, XY chromosomes notwithstanding.
That's okay.
Ask them the question.
Why don't we just eliminate?
Let's just eliminate men and women's sports altogether.
We're going to have one Olympics.
It's going to be the 440, the 220, the mile, the marathon, whatever it is.
One, one.
Male or female?
That's it.
One.
If you don't believe in it, fine.
Not men's, women's discus or whatever the hell it is.
Just one.
Why don't we have that?
Ask your friends, Edie.
Ask your friends a simple question.
Why don't we just eliminate this?
Why is there the WNBA?
Why?
Why is there the WNBA?
Why is there women's sports in, I guess, NCAA or Title IX?
What exactly?
Why are we doing this?
If there's no difference, if they're interchangeable, what's the purpose of this?
And they can't answer the question.
It's the most ridiculous point in the world.
And this is, remember, this is the issue where I am telling you, everybody in the world understands this.
I'm going to say this again to you.
I'm going to say this again, and I'm going to say it loud, because I know what I'm talking about.
There is something about this issue more than anything else that drives people crazy.
And you have got to make her own it.
And Trump has got to go out right now every day on some kind of platform and say, she's dodging the question.
She's dodging the question.
You're over here, la, la, la, la, la.
No, answer the question.
She's got, how come AOC?
Is AOC happy?
Did you check with her?
Your squad, AOC, Rashida Tlaib, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, the squad.
Did they okay this?
That's you.
What about Bernie?
What about Bernie Sanders?
How about Bernie?
Bernie, he doesn't like that.
You've got huge swaths.
You're going to lose Michigan in this because you won't answer the question.
And they know you're going to lose it.
And that's why they're just putting you over here.
And they're going to say, oh, no, no, but there's a, but Beyonce, forget Beyonce.
Answer the question.
You don't know anything.
I want you to listen to this.
This will blow your mind, okay?
This is an example of this term called logorrhea, okay?
It's like diarrhea, but it's word.
Logorrhea is word solid, excessive wordiness, Wernicke's aphasia.
It's a symptom of it.
Damage to the processing center.
Okay.
Excessive wardiness, all right?
Logorrhea.
This is the most important.
Listen to this carefully.
This is from something called by Robert Brookshire, an introduction to neurogenic communication disorders.
And when a clinician said, Tell me what you do with a comb.
This is to somebody with Wernicke's aphasia.
What do you do with a comb?
This is what the person whose symptom of logorrhea said.
Listen to what he said.
And I'm quoting this.
What do I do with a comb?
What I do with a comb?
Well, a comb is a utensil or some such thing that can be used for arranging and rearranging hair on the head by men and by women.
One could also make music with it by putting a piece of paper around behind it and blowing through it.
Sometimes it can be used in art, in sculpture, for example, to make a series of lines in soft clay.
It's also used in plastic.
It's usually black.
And it can be coming in other colors as well.
It is carried in the pocket or until it's needed.
When it is needed, it's taken out and put back into the pocket.
And this is what you have with the comb.
And did you hear what I'm saying?
And all they had to do was you comb your hair with a comb.
You hear what that was?
Did you hear that?
That's Kamal Harris talking about inflation.
And inflation is when the bread costs more.
Now when bread...
Costs less.
That's normally favorable because we normally have money.
It's when things cost more.
You see, the cloud is a computer term where files and processing is not in the computer itself, but instead.
This is Kamala Harris.
She's a nincompoop.
Raul says, open competition with no drug or hormone testing.
That will destroy, remember, they don't want to address this.
There are people somewhere, and what kind of a sick human being says, I'll take the medal, I'll beat the hell out of this woman, because I'm a man.
Dr. Dreamkiller says the main difference is the guy with aphasia actually answered the question.
Touche!
He did.
He was a bit verbose, a bit hyperloquacious, to be sure.
Yes, yes, right.
I love when they call it emotional incontinence.
That's my favorite term for this.
Trump has got to bring this out.
Quit messing around here.
J.D. Vance, get to the point.
She's incompetent.
She doesn't think men and women are different.
I don't know what she married Doug for.
She's going to marry my husband.
Come on.
Nobody believes this.
She knows she doesn't believe this.
She was handed this.
Because there's this sick part of the Democratic Party that wants to destroy everything.
Now, can I ask you, someone ask a question.
So, who's going to be Kamala's running mate?
Do you think anybody cares?
I mean, other than that, oh, Josh Shapiro, okay.
What does that change?
Answer my question.
What?
What did, what, what?
What did J.D. Vance do for you?
Nothing.
Nothing.
They're picking some Jewish white dude because they figure, well maybe it'll, I guess, I don't know.
What does it do?
Nothing.
Come on, you love J.D. Vance.
J.D. Vance is good.
What difference does it make?
Did you see where Tim Scott got married?
Tim.
Alright.
What difference would it make?
Nothing.
What if it had been Ben Carson?
Nothing.
Why?
Still Donald Trump.
Why the hell do I care?
We pretend.
You see, when you watch these stupid shows on TV, these stupid shows where they're trying so hard to be newsy and they don't want to go for the throw because they don't want to have an opinion.
We want to be fair and balanced.
We don't want to do it.
It's boring.
You want to see Dana Bash interview Lafonza?
What is this?
They just have to fill time.
Okay, I need a guest for the B block and the Tampa Bay.
Who do we got?
Who?
Murray who?
Okay, he'll do.
What?
He knows Kamala?
Oh, he knew.
He can spell Kamala.
All right, good.
Get him on.
I got to fill in the block.
That's all we need.
And we need four people, four to a team, five to a team.
And today we're going to talk about, well, it could be, I think Mark Kelly's out.
What about you?
Well, it could be, well, you know, Josh Shapiro.
It's the most boring topic in the world.
Nobody cares about this.
But they feel it's obligatory.
They have to do it.
Well, because everybody else is talking about it.
Nobody cares about this.
Nobody cares.
It's a little bit important with Trump because Trump's older.
But that's it.
What difference does it make?
Hey, Josh, can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
Are you going to follow orders?
Yeah.
When the shadow government hits you with a rule that says, this is what you're going to do, this is what Kamala's going to do, can you live with that?
Yeah.
You don't want to be a part of this, do you?
No, because you're not going to be a part of it.
You understand that, right?
You're not going to be a part of this.
You're not going to be a part of any of this.
We're going to tell you what to do.
You have a problem with, how about children, about the consent age being removed altogether?
Oh yeah, we got stuff planned.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to have something down the road where children can marry adults.
You think I'm kidding?
You think I'm kidding?
We're going to remove all consent laws.
And we're going to say, get this, we're going to say the reason why we're doing it is to protect trans kids.
What?
That's precisely the answer.
Wait a minute, what?
That's exactly the answer.
What?
To protect the trans community.
There was a thing called the Equality Act.
They have all these different laws to try to maintain prostitution or sex work statutes that protect the prostitute, for lack of a better word, but nobody else.
She's not charged.
She gets her record expunged.
That's fine.
But everybody else, no.
So guess what they did?
Listen to me.
They came forward with this idea that said this is unfair to the trans community.
What?
It's unfair to the trans community.
Why is it unfair to the trans community?
Because the trans community won't be able to have people because...
Wait a minute.
What?
The trans community are prostitutes?
They never explained it.
Am I missing something?
I mean, did they ever explain that?
Did they explain what is...
Wait a minute.
What is a trans community?
What?
Oh, because they're so harassed and bullied that they have to have regular jobs.
Or they can't have regular jobs, so they have to do this.
You got it?
Freedom says, Harris is nothing but word salad gibberish.
As far as a commander-in-chief, anyone who thinks it's okay to let the world come in and taking over America is no legal business running our lives.
End of story, Lionel.
You better believe it.
I'm with you 100%.
Everybody believes this.
But this is the way these people think.
You got that, Josh?
Can you memorize this?
Trans people can't get regular jobs because of the bullying.
And the problem, because they're trans, so that's why they have to go into sex work, and that's why we're going to legalize it.
That make any sense to you?
No.
What they want to do is they want to make New York, in particular, the sex tourism capital of the world.
You're going to see kids behind windows one day, like in Amsterdam.
You think I'm kidding, don't you?
You think, no, this guy's out of his mind.
You think that, don't you?
Good.
That's exactly what they want you to think.
They gotta take off the gloves.
President Trump, we love you, but your Republican Party, if I didn't know better, I'd swear they're in it with...
I don't think they want you to know more.
Because they're not being...
I would be so vicious.
They wouldn't know what to do.
Let me tell you something.
If I did that...
Listen to what I'm telling you.
If I did that debate, I would destroy this thing.
They would be talking about me For a week.
They wouldn't know what to do.
And you know what people would be saying?
Damn!
We live in a world right now where we watch videos of people screaming with cops just because they're pulled over for nothing.
We're in a world of Karens and people screaming and yelling and they love when somebody's tough.
And I would reset the standard.
The all-seeing Lionel.
Thank you.
Introducing the all-seeing Lionel.
It's a government program to detect potential trolling on YouTube Super Chats.
See how you can stop fake Super Chats?
Let's end trolling together.
Well, let's not.
A Super Chat in and of itself is good irrespective of its authenticity as long as the check clears.
If you know what I mean.
But thank you very much for that.
That's very good, by the way.
I like that.
Let me say that again.
Let me tell you again what I'm going to do.
They would say, never again.
No more debates.
And then I go back on and say, of course they're going to say that.
They've wanted that.
In fact, if I didn't know better, they were praying I would destroy them so they could say this.
Because this dimwit doesn't know what the hell is going on.
And they won't answer the question.
They're not interested.
You don't understand something.
This is tough right now because they can't steal the vote legally because you're paying attention.
They're not going to pull this crap in Philadelphia where they're going to cover up the windows.
We know their tricks now.
So they're getting scared.
And Barack Obama.
Ooh, the big Barack Obama.
Ooh, the genius.
Genius, my ass.
You concocted this?
Wait a minute.
You're the genius who picked Kamala Harris to run with numbnuts?
Are you kidding me?
Out of all of the talent you've got, are you kidding me?
Did you sign off on that?
No.
Oh, so you're not in charge then, right?
Is that it?
So you're not in charge.
Is that it?
Are you or are you not in charge of the Democratic Party?
Are you or are you not this big shot?
Are you or are you not the great Barack Obama?
Who called up Joe Biden and said, you better drop out or we're going to invoke the 25th Amendment.
Schmuck, he's brain dead.
You shouldn't have even had to have called him up if you ran the party.
You were actually acting like a tough guy because you called this poor, mush mouth, barely able to breathe and think correctly.
You called him up and you told him that what?
He better quit or else the 25th Amendment.
Ooh, we're scared.
We're really scared.
Come on, man.
Everything about you is a fraud.
Everything.
Do you hear that, America?
Do you know what's going on here?
They don't know what's doing.
They wish they could just figure out, let's just install her.
Because this is the President of the United States.
It's the pen she's going to use.
She's going to sit there.
Sign this.
Okay.
What is that?
Okay, alright.
What is this?
This is declaring crypto against the law.
They're going to get crypto one day.
I don't know what they're going to do.
I don't know if they're going to make transacting in it illegal.
They may not affect the value of it.
They hate crypto.
Oh.
God!
They can't get it.
They can't hold on to it.
They can't do anything with it.
They're going to find a way.
Freedom says, I love your Trump Hatcher, retired oil fields and commercial truck driver.
Love your toughness and speak reality with facts.
God bless you.
It's just the truth.
There is nothing at all.
It is so obvious.
It's not even funny.
Next point.
You want to talk about minority voting?
Why does minority voting suck?
Answer the question.
No, it doesn't.
Yes, it does.
The worst.
Why?
Why black America?
Why?
In New York City, we had two numbnuts back-to-back elected, de Blasio and this Eric Adams.
And I thought Eric Adams was an idiot.
Until I met Kamala Harris.
Eric Adams is Edward Witten compared to Kamala Harris.
So anyway, why are they in?
Because nobody votes.
Minority voting?
No.
Sorry.
Uh-uh.
14% of the population, my ass.
It's reality.
You don't vote.
That's why you've been supplanted by who?
Our friends across the border.
They show up.
They vote.
They've got families and they work and they say, just glad to be here.
They come from poverty.
They know how to show their gratitude except for El Tren de Arragua, this Venezuelan troop.
But they're coming and they are dutiful.
Listen, Pedro, we want you and your wife to head up to Duluth, Minnesota.
No problem!
They're up there.
Glad to be here.
They know.
Poverty.
They are so happy to be here.
They're giving money and they work.
So that's why Black America, they turn their back on you.
Because according to them, you're nothing but a pain in the ass.
All you're doing is complaining and you don't even show up to vote.
Well, guess what?
They found a new group.
These people.
So what are you going to do about it?
But now, they've forgotten that.
And they think you forgot that.
And they think that all of a sudden...
All of a sudden, here you come.
By the way, I've got a, what is the word, a newsletter coming out today.
And it is a, it is brutal.
Brutal.
And one of the questions I ask, it's a series of bullet points, very, very simple, very easy to read.
And the question is, what number do you think is bigger regarding black people?
The numbers of jobs for black people that President Trump created?
Or the number of black men incarcerated at the hands of Kamala Harris?
What do you think is bigger?
And by the way, is it fair to call it a black swan event?
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Oh, I ask people all the time.
This woman has put more black people in prison than you can imagine.
And she's proud of it.
How about going after black mothers for truancy?
Can you believe that?
Truancy.
And she's laughing about that.
Well, I used my capital.
I told you.
You know what?
I'm going to say something to you.
And I'm going to see if you agree.
But you know, She reminds me of O.J. See, O.J. didn't really like black folks.
That's why everybody came out for O.J. O.J.'s best friend?
Who was it?
Don Olmeyer?
Bel Air Golf Club?
They didn't even want to.
Al Cowley?
Okay, yeah, drive me here, Al.
This is stuff.
He married one of white women, white friends, golf course.
The good life.
He didn't want to go back to the hood.
He had no interest in this.
That's why I never understood it.
And black folks were very loyal.
They said, no, OJ, you're one of us.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Do you think Kamala Harris, deep down inside, truly, honestly, associates with anything even remotely surrounding blackness or negritude or the black way of life or African-American or anything you want to go?
Do you think so?
Let me give you an example.
During The Godfather, Francis Ford Coppola, his family were like California, like Roman Italians.
They weren't the hardcore, they weren't the opera singing and the, you know, Roman-esque type.
The mob, the people here, the boys, were Sicilian.
Hard Scrabble, wise guys, knock around, you know, real straightened out, you know, tough Italian-Americans, but real different.
Spoke, didn't speak the beautiful lyrical Italian, but either Napoletana or Gegé or Sicilian and all these.
And Coppola, Italian, couldn't relate.
And they said, You don't understand this.
You don't understand this.
You don't get this.
You don't get this here.
You don't understand this.
You don't see this.
Does this make any sense to you?
You don't see this.
The two don't.
So here comes Kamala.
She's the Coppola.
And she's trying to Connect with all the brothers and sisters.
And that's why she needs Beyonce.
Please help me.
I have nothing in common.
I was born in Oakland, but I was raised in a nice area of not Vancouver, but someplace in Canada.
I got my mother.
She was a researcher.
My father, who was going to march, didn't really see him, whatever.
Look, I don't know.
So now I got to be black, and that's why I never mentioned being black.
That's why I was Indian.
I think it sounded more exotic.
But now, guess what?
I got to be black.
So I need all the help you got.
You don't think black folks see through this?
You don't see black folks, you don't think they see through this?
They've been used and abused, and one of the things, see, black folks in this country are always good only if it benefits you.
It's like all of a sudden, you know, when all of a sudden people were saying, hey, I'm a blues singer.
What?
Yeah, I'm a blues singer.
You're a blues singer?
Yeah, man.
Wait a minute, what are you talking about?
You take our money, our money, You take our music, you take our culture, you take our lingo, but you don't really want us.
You never want.
And you're going to give all this.
Did you see that story, honey, where this woman, they found a receipt of how much money she had in her account.
She was illegal, like $13,000, $14,000 of money she gets.
Hey, black folks, suckers!
Suckers!
You never had it so good during Donald Trump.
Here's the question again.
By the way, sign up for this newsletter.
It comes out later.
You understand this?
It comes up later.
Listen to what I'm saying.
But here's the issue, and this is important to understand here.
She thinks she could just all of a sudden do that.
And then George Stephanopoulos, because he's a shill, he's a troll.
An absolute troll of the first order.
What George Stephanopoulos said it was.
Do you think, this is according to Byron Scott or whatever his name is from Florida, he said the black congressman, who by the way I like a lot more.
I mean if that's really what you want to do, if you really want to go after just demographics, black, either way he's terrific.
White, black.
Brown, anything.
But they asked a question.
They said, well, do you think it's a good idea, after all you've said, for President Trump to go after a race?
He goes, George, did you hear a word I said?
Did you hear a word I said?
Did you hear what we're talking about?
Do you understand what we're even talking about?
What is the matter with you?
What is the matter with you?
They brought it up!
AP said, look, she's Indian.
This is Indian.
She's doing Indian shows.
I didn't mention.
We didn't mention.
She mentioned it.
And then when you finally bring up what you said, oh, then it's race.
I would have gone a step further.
George, who pays you?
What is your point?
Did Barack Obama call up and scare you and threaten your job with this?
Are you some shill for the Democrats?
Come on, George.
Seriously.
You know, I know you.
You're a smart man, George.
I know you didn't mean that question.
You're not that stupid to answer that question.
You put me on a show like that, and they won't know what to do.
It would be my job to just make them.
My favorite would be to be on that show with Caitlin Collins and say, you wipe that smirk off your face.
You got that?
Let me tell you something.
If this is the best CNN has against me, I'm insulted.
You're the hitman.
You're the tough guy.
You're the Luga Browse for these people, for these degenerate, depraved perverts and sexual reprobates.
Well, let me tell you something, Katie.
You listen to me right now.
You're out of your league, honey.
Out of your league.
She would implode.
She wouldn't know what to do.
They'd have to go to the brave to cut me off, and I am golden.
I will be forever...
I will get you a viral moment come hell or high water.
Believe me.
Believe me.
And I would love for President Trump to...
Whatever the debate is, when he brings up the Israel question or the gender question, remember the reason for those two questions is not because of the actual issue itself, but to see how she'll go crazy.
When somebody from whatever the moderator...
Excuse me.
Don't you ever interrupt me.
I was a president of the United States.
Were you?
Yeah.
Remember whom you're speaking to.
Okay?
You got that?
Because trust me, you ain't going to be here for long.
I'm going to be around a long time.
Oh my God.
They'll melt.
They won't know what to do.
And point your fingers.
And by the way, if that's not working, do one of these.
Shut up.
I was talking.
Oh!
They won't know what to do.
If somebody told you, George Stephanopoulos, did you hear me, George?
Do you have cerumen in your ears and buildup?
Maybe we can get some peroxide, kind of like irrigate, maybe douche your ears, you douche.
Listen to what I'm saying.
This is, he's just so nice.
And when Trump says, I don't know about CNN, I want Fox instead.
You should have taken anything they wanted.
You're going to kill her.
It doesn't matter.
As long as she's in the room, you're going to kill her.
She's an idiot.
You should know that.
Act like it.
You're Donald Trump.
Act like it.
You're Donald Trump.
Do I have to remind you who you are?
You're Donald Trump.
You're not even human.
They shot you in the head.
I call this the head.
The ear.
They shot you.
You went like this.
And you did like that.
Jumped down.
Stood up.
Yelled fight, fight, fight.
You're not even human.
And you're going to let this punk talk to you like that?
Do they know who you are?
Let me remind you who you are.
You've got a whole bunch of people out here in the world who depend on you.
And this is it.
And you know what?
No matter what happens, you're going to do great.
You're going to go back to Mar-a-Lago.
If you lose this thing, yeah, whatever.
You're still a billionaire.
You're going to play golf.
You're going to get to a nice place.
Well, there's a lot of us who our lives depend on you.
And there are soldiers and sailors and Marines and their families and pensioners and kids and folks and law enforcement and police.
Military, and moms and dads and teachers of all colors, all stripes, and all sexual proclivities, and we need you.
And we need you to go out there and just annihilate her.
One of those moments here.
Remember when you saw Tyson when he first fought?
Remember?
The first time you really saw Mike Tyson.
Remember he did these weird things, a custom model, what do you do like this?
And then go around the back, all of a sudden the guy said, where the hell did he go?
And he's behind him.
It's almost a rabbit punch, but not really.
He's like, where'd you go?
I'm behind you.
You're supposed to stand in front of me.
Who says?
And the uppercut.
Oh my.
The uppercut lifted people off.
We never saw anything like it.
It's the most brutal thing anybody's ever seen.
Muhammad Ali could, nothing.
Muhammad Ali dancing, dance all you want.
You thought Foreman was good?
No.
This was just...
Nobody saw this before.
Nobody saw this before.
It's like when people first heard Eddie Van Halen.
I mean, there's a lot of people who are great, great...
But this guy's...
What the hell is this?
First time you ever heard Art Tatum.
They still can't imitate.
They still can't.
People thought Art Tatum was two people and he's blind.
He was blind.
Donald Trump is a monster.
A monster.
Start acting like it.
You're Donald Trump.
Act like it.
Start taking names.
You've got 90 days.
You've got nothing to lose.
And guess who will love it?
All black folks, white folks, Latino folks.
Everybody loves to see it.
There is a God that says, Donald, I'm giving you Kamala Harris.
Yes, Lord.
No, you don't understand.
It's like I'm giving you a child would be tougher because people would say, hey, she's a child.
This is a demented, gibberish, spewing, this logoreic, logolalic, Boeotian, this dimwit dullard, this, I mean this, fool, I'm giving you this and you're being so nice.
You should be on Truth Social, or whatever the hell it is, every single day and say, where is she?
What is she running on?
What is she doing?
You should have her show, here's Kamala coming out of the SUV, look, she hands, I hated that one, she has the phone, it goes like that, here, take it, just hands it to some, you know, some minion with the cord attached to it, meaning she was listening to music.
Listening to music.
She's not serious.
She wants to be Michelle, and Michelle wants to be Oprah.
It's a damn thing.
It's like during the old days.
Robert Redford wanted to be Gary Hart.
Gary Hart wanted to be Robert Redford.
Or Warren Beatty.
Each of them wanted to be something they're not.
Kamala Harris doesn't want this.
Kamala Harris doesn't know the first thing about this.
And Mr. President, now is your time to go in there and annihilate her.
I mean, annihilate her.
Clean up.
And you can do it.
You want every moment to say, holy...
Because you were nice.
And you were a gentleman during Joe Biden.
You were like this.
Come on.
Come on.
Please.
The night after your debate, sir, I want this to be everybody's comment.
Did you see that?
Holy God!
It was like watching.
It was like being at Waterloo or Little Bighorn.
Oh my God!
Did you see that?
It was like a...
What was that?
They had to take Kamala out on a stretcher.
They had to sedate her.
More than usual.
Did you see when he came out?
And he asked a question about Israel, and they didn't even get through with the question.
He goes, you know what?
I'm asking the questions.
Answer my question.
Did you see that?
Did you see?
Let's play it again.
Oh my God.
That's what I'm saying.
Everybody's talking about, oh my God.
People say, yeah.
The next thing you know, you get all our TikTok brothers and sisters, do some...
Mix up or mash up, whatever the hell you call it.
You know with this, with the glasses and the cigar.
Ding, ding, ding, that Kripp tune or whatever it is.
Oh my God!
He's got to go out or break the fourth wall when they ask the question.
They're asking me the question and then Trump looks at the camera, looks at you and says, can you believe this?
Are they serious?
Okay, I'll answer the question.
Excuse me, Mr. Trump, what?
Are you talking to somebody?
I'm talking to my country.
Sir, I can't do that?
They tell me I can't do that.
Can you imagine Trump for the first time looking in the camera and saying, can you believe this?
How much time has she had to practice?
I hope she does the community bank speech.
That's my favorite.
Do you like that?
What's your favorite gibberish moment?
Okay, what was it?
What were you saying?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, Kamala...
You never answer me about that Israel question.
Do you think it's genocide or not?
Yes or no?
What about men and women?
What's your...
You've got a very...
Doug's daughter.
The one you call Marmola.
The tattoos in Brooklyn.
Whatever her name is.
Let's say she's in an event.
And all of a sudden, some guy her way, basically a man, comes in and beats the living crap out of her.
At an event!
And we give him a medal!
What would you have to say about that?
Oh well, Sahara, or whatever your name is, oh well!
There's really no such thing?
I mean, she identifies as a woman, but meanwhile she's in the emergency room, her jaw, her orbit's smashed, she can't speak, her mouth's wired shut, because a man got in there and beat a woman up.
Would you authorize a medal for that?
Would you say that's great?
Would you say a progress?
Answer my question!
And then he stops and looks at the camera and says, she's not answering my question.
it would be producers and directors um uh Antoine Antonioni and these great Bergman, if you were alive, would say, I've never seen anything like this.
He broke the fourth.
You've heard me before.
This is ours.
This is ours to lose.
Mr. President, you are given something here which is so beautiful right now, it's not even funny.
And all we ask is that you show no mercy.
None.
Absolutely no mercy.
So Lionel Optometry, freedom.
The all-seeing Lionel.
Thank you.
Freedom again.
Clone Steve, Dr. Dream Killer.
Raul Rodriguez, Edie Crowley, and Ehef, B. Cruz and Dubich, thank you for your kindness and your thoughts and the like.
Let me remind you, as I told you before, October the 26th, excuse me, October the 26th, I've got this cough, October the 26th at the cutting room here in New York City, 10 days before the election.
I'm going to be there, you and me and a dog named Boo.
Traveling and living off the land.
Here it is right now.
I want you to...
There we go.
That's that.
Also, Mrs. L has right now this incredible channel that I want you to...
She's going to be...
Oh, we got lives coming up.
I want you to sign up right now.
She's going to have memberships.
Lens Warriors.
The story that you cannot believe.
What is that, honey?
The number one business in...
Where was it?
Oh, number two business in San Diego.
According to one source, human trafficking.
It's unbelievable.
So right now, follow her right there on YouTube.
Nobody's talking about this.
Nobody.
Nobody.
Except President Trump.
Except President Trump.
Alright, dear friends?
Alright.
Listen, you've been a doll.
Thank you so much.
Don't you love this?
By the way, this hat, this is very, very thorough.
My friend sent me a picture from San Diego area.
The bluest?
I mean, this is like, wow.
This is Southern California, right?
Just on the beach and this and that.
And they're walking around and they're liberal and there's Trump everywhere.
I mean, it's...
You're thinking, is this the right place?
Have you noticed it yourself?
Be honest with me.
Have you noticed more Trump signs now than you did for 2016?
Do you notice more excitement?
Now.
More diversity.
Now.
Do you notice more blacks and whites and reds and blues and Asians?
Everybody.
Where it's cool.
Where people are not afraid to walk down the street wearing something to Trump.
Have you noticed this?
This is what's scaring the hell out of them.
I know it.
All right, dear friends, you have a great and glorious day.
See you tonight at 7 p.m.
And until then, as we always say, remember, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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