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July 30, 2024 - Lionel Nation
01:17:20
Donald Trump Is Simply the Only Chance America Has for Salvation: Don't Blow It!
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My friends, we have a lot to start with today, and I want you, first of all, to maintain your spirits.
I want to start off with something.
I've been feeling bad about this.
We had a wonderful evening last night, a wonderful evening.
And there was somebody, a good friend of ours, a regular person, who, I don't even want to mention his name, but it was, he said something to the effect of, right off the bat, he said something to the effect of, we have to keep positive, or we have to be positive, or have a positive attitude, or something along those lines.
I forget what it was.
And, by the way, welcome Jay's Separaton Toys and Shield One.
New members.
Thank you.
By the way, I got new videos lined up.
Already banking, so you get to see him first.
That's the whole benefit.
In any event.
So, I'm trying to remember his name.
Oh my god.
Anyway, he said, let's keep positive.
And they might have said, now wait a minute.
This is not about being positive.
Because I've been through this before, and I might overreact, and I want to apologize for that.
Because I think what he was saying was, you know, let's have a good attitude.
And I wanted to say, attitude has nothing to do with this.
This is war.
We're not going to lose because we don't have a good attitude.
We're going to lose because somebody's going to screw up because we're in the fight of our life, and people are not taking this seriously.
So I meant to say that I have a very...
Brutal, sometimes less conversational style when it comes to this.
I want to win this.
This is my country.
I'm not fooling around here.
This isn't just like, hey, what did you think about the Paris Olympics?
Well, I thought they were gross.
Well, what did you think?
Well, I thought they were, it wasn't really anti-Christian.
Do you hear what the director said?
It wasn't anti-Christian, it was pagan.
Oh, okay.
Say no more, dude.
So anyway, my apologies.
Because I sometimes get very upset because everybody I deal with, with the exception of my wife, is an idiot.
I talk to people who are just idiots.
They know nothing, either for Trump or for...
And I'm thinking, you don't grasp this.
This is serious.
We're looking at 98 days.
98 days.
98 days until the election.
You've got 174 days until the inauguration.
It's just incredible.
And you have 20 days.
A mere 20 days until...
The Democratic National Convention.
I heard somebody suggest this one.
Listen to this.
I wanted to say, what?
I'm not going to mention who because it's a show and people can say whatever they want.
But if somebody else says, no, Joe Biden, if Kamala loses, if Kamala loses, then the day after the election, he's going to...
To nominate her as president.
He's going to step down.
She takes over.
I'm thinking, wait a minute.
You think Joe can...
Do you really think Joe can wait 98 days?
Now you can say, well, they can do whatever they want.
I'm thinking, no. 98 days?
They have to maintain a modicum, a modicum of seriousness here.
But 98 days?
So no, no, I'm telling you, one day you're going to wake up.
I don't know how it's going to be.
You're going to say, today, I'm going to be brutal with you.
One, you might, don't be surprised if one day you find out that Joe Biden just...
Passes on in his sleep.
Just...
He had a...
He had COVID.
He had comorbidity.
He fought valiantly.
He will be missed.
Gone.
That's a possibility.
I'm not even going to weigh whether it would be smart to do this because with these people you can't tell, but don't be surprised.
Same thing goes when people are in prison.
When you put somebody in the prison system, you can say goodbye all you want.
That's why this one particular person that we're talking about whose name we can't mention, the fact that he was so demonstrably dispatched was a message to you to say, we're letting you know we did this.
Because there's something in prisons called a noose on a bun.
It's the black are poisons where I can give you a series of things that break down into chemicals.
You can do all the tox screens you want.
Potassium might be elevated or something.
They've been doing this forever!
When they want you...
Remember the...
Again, I don't want to go off into the tangents here, but understand how these people think.
And you're sitting back...
And you're trying to imagine what these vile, crazy people are going to do.
The fact that they put Kamala Harris even as VP, I don't even know what that means.
Of all the people, what was the purpose of this?
I don't know.
Kamala Harris is now talking about she's going to be doing stuff with, who's her name?
The Stallion, what's her name?
Megan Thee Stallion.
Today, this is the worst thing in the world.
What are you doing?
You've got to act.
I'm going to go through this.
You've got people who say, no, you're going to have to start acting quick like a president.
This is not a hip-hop channel.
This isn't MTV.
Somebody somewhere is saying to her, this is what you need to do.
Not by going to a A veterans hospital or doing something to say, listen, I'm already in with the Democrats.
And thank God she's so stupid, by the way.
I'm already in with the Democrats.
I'm already in.
I'm already in.
Why am I going with these perverts and freaks and people associated with, not Megan per se, but a lot of folks who are either under indictment, involved in human trafficking, drug dealing, crimes.
She has no idea what she's doing.
And she's got that stupid, wimp, that ballless, gelding husband, Doug, who just, they bring him up.
Hi, I'm the Jewish husband.
Hi, am I done?
Okay, fine.
Bye.
Is that what they're trying to do?
Well, she's a Jewish.
Because they're going to, you have no, you have no idea.
And Carville said, wait till you see what they do when they come after her.
See, up till now, we've been used to thinking, well, we're not really involved.
Okay, let me just jump into this, all right?
In no particular order.
In no particular order.
Let me see.
I don't even know what this one is.
I put so much of this stuff up.
I can't wait to show you because I want to comment on it because I want you to understand what it means.
What is this?
Here we go.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Before we do this, let me just say this.
Listen, Americans.
Hey, President Trump.
I'm going to be the voice of the shadow government.
Hey Trump, yeah.
You almost were taken out.
Not by us.
Not directly.
But you've heard of LIHOP and MIHOP.
I guarantee you the shoddy, cursory, lousy protection that you receive would have never been even remotely experienced by anybody in the Biden administration or others.
So we did it.
We were so sloppy and so horrible.
And so terrible.
And so beyond anything.
And nothing's going to happen to us.
We put Cheadle in there.
We're having all of this stuff.
Even our friend CNN and others are talking about this.
And let me explain something, President Trump.
We're not going to lift a finger.
Where's Ray Kelly?
Ray Kelly was this great...
He was a New York City commissioner who went to work for Secret Service for...
I don't know what he did, but I heard his name mentioned the other day.
What happened to Ray Kelly?
But here's what they're saying.
Go ahead and knock yourself out.
Why don't you get a couple of your Jim Jordan?
Bring him in.
John Kennedy.
Bring him in.
Marsha Blackburn with her hair.
Oh, Ted Cruz is good at yelling at people.
We'll do this back and forth and nothing's going to happen.
We almost took your president out.
Right in front of you.
And we're laughing and you never laid a hand on us.
You never laid a hand on us.
We almost took you out.
You don't even know.
And we're pointing fingers like, well, I don't know.
Oh, I can make sure.
I can make sure, absolutely, believe it or not, believe it or not, I can make sure that you, that any horror can befall you if I put the wrong people in or leave the incompetent folks in.
Listen to what these folks say, specifically, and hear their...
And this is from ABC.
Yes, ABC.
We were supposed to get a face-to-face briefing with the Secret Service snipers whenever they arrived, and that never happened.
So I think that that was probably a pivotal point where I started thinking things were wrong because that never happened.
And we had no communication with the Secret Service.
You had no communication with the Secret Service at all on that Saturday?
You said that.
Not until after the shooting.
And by then?
It was too late.
Thank you.
Thank you.
See, this is what you have to do.
You have to be a real stupid.
This is what CBS does.
When somebody says something, you repeat it.
Well, we never had any contact with the Secret Service.
So you never had any contact with the Secret Service.
Yeah, I just said that.
I just said, yeah, we didn't have contact with the Secret Service.
And the Secret Service is, of course, secret.
Yeah.
Yeah.
As in the service.
This is what they do.
They just spread.
Martha Raddatz, did you see her?
Always like she's crying.
Always like she's crying.
Like she's at the end of this sad movie.
Like she saw Old Yeller for the first time.
Always about to cry.
These are the most worthless people you've ever seen in your life.
CBS is just horrible.
They just repeat, and there you go.
And nobody was there.
And nobody was there.
I'll never forget one time.
Was it Steve something?
It was I think it was the 5th anniversary of 9-11.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Right in Shanksville.
And he said, and what happened?
What happened when they showed up one time after Flight 93?
And nobody was there.
And there's nobody here now.
They say these things without any...
They just want the lockout.
They want the last phrase.
They want the last sentence.
They'd have no interest whatsoever.
What you just saw right now, nothing's going to happen with these people.
Nothing.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Nothing's going to happen.
They almost watched the president.
I mean, every head would roll.
In any, in any, in any world, you would have, oh my God, not here.
What did we do?
Oh, we just talked about it.
Okay, let's talk about it.
What do you think?
Now, did you have, did you have a walkie-talkies?
Did you talk to each other?
You know, I had a dog one time.
He was a coon.
Please, Senator, don't.
Raul Rodriguez says, I said Biden will retire.
My friend's convulsed.
No, he's not going to retire.
He's going to be forced.
That's my thing.
And I don't know who your friends are.
They're probably as stupid as mine, Raul.
But he's not going to retire.
And they didn't threaten him with the 25th Amendment.
Stop that.
That's another thing to do.
Sorry, her.
You.
Unbelievable.
I don't know what this thing is.
I don't know what it is.
Now I've got to go manually get my clips.
But I can do this, no problem.
Anyway, Cy Hirsch said, and we found out that he visibly said, what are you talking about?
He didn't threaten him with the 25th Amendment.
They threatened him with his son.
They threatened him with him.
They threatened his family.
They threatened all of his family members who signed LLCs.
They didn't threaten him with the 25th Amendment.
Because if he wanted, he can fight back.
It's just lies.
Nobody tells you the lie.
Nobody.
Let me give you an idea of something which is very important.
Very, very important.
These are the stories that are coming up.
And by the way, Lionel members, we're going to hold this first.
These are today's subtext.
First of all...
Backfire backlash.
When the weirdest political party forgets their word and uses it as a tagline for the opposition.
That's a beaut.
Second one, Joe Biden is being held hostage and will never be seen or heard from again, paving the way for Kamala as acting POTUS 47. Third, Democrats will suffer a defeat they simply never saw coming or could ever imagine.
Which they don't understand how this thing works.
And finally, Kamala Harris will be the sacrificial lamb when the woke, radical-left domestic terrorists are destroyed once and for all.
See, they're setting her up.
She's so stupid, she doesn't understand what she's doing.
She's going to be the fall guy.
They do this.
They do it every now and then.
They did it with Sarah Palin.
They did it with...
I mean, they just do this stuff.
They just do this.
So, in any event...
Let's go back.
And forgive me, my friends, because I had these all lined up beautifully, but that's okay.
Let me see what we have here.
Is this the one I want?
Is this it?
Nope, that's not it.
I'm going to leave that one up there.
Sorry.
Please forgive me.
This is so professional, isn't it?
Let me see.
Is this the one here?
Let me see.
Okay, here we go.
This is good.
Let me explain something to you.
And work with me on this.
I've been saying this again.
And you know my belief on this.
If I'm selling you something, I want to sell the idea as simple as possible.
I don't have a lot of time.
If I can't put it on a bumper sticker.
Somebody came up with the idea that said that J.D. Vance is weird.
Marine, you know, venture capitalist, vice president nominee now, but senator, he's weird.
Because he talks about cat lady comments or whatever it was.
Okay.
Okay.
This...
This is what I want everybody to understand.
Because when it comes to weird...
Look at this.
And just stop.
And ladies and gentlemen, this isn't just a guy who walks out with a dress.
You know, Rachel Levine says, Hi, how are you?
I'm Rachel Levine.
I know, I know.
I look like...
You know, John Madden in a wig.
But this is me, and I'm a doctor, and it's fine.
You know, I have really no problem with her.
But this one, they come out like this.
Hello!
And they do this Paul Lynn stuff.
I don't know.
It's like, what are you doing?
It's like, act as weird and as strange and as, just act like a fool and scare people.
Hello!
What is that?
Do you mean to tell me there's got to be some trans folks who say, yeah, excuse me.
We don't do that.
There was a woman I saw on a YouTube channel.
It was about piano.
Don't ask me how I got on this.
These are professional piano players.
And this was a man, or somebody who was born, as a woman, very elegant, very good, just said...
I'm wearing a dress.
Okay, fine.
But not, hello!
We're going to play the piano!
I said, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
This is a joke.
This isn't about the cause.
This is about you.
So I just want everybody to see this.
This is a woman who's calling you weird.
That's all I want to do.
And I want to tell America, do you like this?
You like this?
Do you like this?
You got this?
You got this?
Do you understand this?
What are you supposed to do?
Do you want this?
This has got to be the message.
This is the thing that is holding her.
This is the number one issue that everybody understands.
Everybody.
Completely.
Completely.
Not rallies.
What is this thing about rallies outside?
What year is this?
What is this, the Lincoln-Douglas debates?
I don't understand this.
So they made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Indeed?
Indeed, sir?
I want you to think about this.
What is with rallies?
Why do we do this?
Why does a president have to go out to Butler, PA, and stand in front of people that are going to vote for him anyway?
Tell me why he can't be inside.
Televise the rally.
I don't care.
What is the purpose of this?
How has anybody ever said, you know, I wasn't going to vote for him, but I saw that rally, and did you see the people who were outside?
I'm voting for him.
Why do we do this?
What year is this?
I don't understand this.
I don't understand why we're using these same ideas.
The Trump rally means nothing because you know he's going to pack it.
Let's talk about something else.
This is very simply a message.
Ask Kamala Harris, do you think this is okay?
Yeah.
Okay, there you go.
Okay, now it gets better.
It gets better.
This is a group of folks.
Let me see.
This was a group of folks.
And please forgive me.
I'm so sorry for this.
I lost my...
Oh, here we go.
This was the guy.
This might be the most annoying person of them all.
This was a guy named Tyler or something.
This was the very first week.
Jen Psaki was in here.
This is the guy they put out.
This is the person they were so proud of.
This is Biden.
This is Biden, and they still are.
This guy.
He's not a cross-dresser, not anything.
I don't know if he's non-binary.
I don't know what you want to call this.
This was the very first week because they said, we're in charge, and we don't give a damn what you think about your values, whether you like this or not.
They love to scare.
They love to see you confused.
Check this guy out.
One sec.
Democracy's calling.
See you, daddy.
Bye.
Hi, my name is Cooper, and this is a day in my life as a...
This is Cooper.
This is what they put up.
Remember, it's very simple.
Hey, America, you like this?
Don't say anything!
And J.D. Vance is weird.
Okay, I got it.
A White House intern.
We did a joke.
Hey, everyone.
Vogue.
Usually I start off with a big coffee.
Sorry, I'm like really strict in here.
Hey Jenny, I booked you a nail appointment, love.
Yeah, I didn't tell you to do that.
It's called initiative.
Hi, White House, this is Cooper.
I don't think so.
Oh, doesn't matter.
You like that?
This is actually the entrance to the West Wing.
This is so fun and it's really prestigious.
Okay, I can't watch it.
I just get sick.
So, let me get this straight.
J.D. Vance is weird.
Is that it?
You can talk all you want about inflation, crime.
That's it right there.
And not only that, not only that, I don't know about you, but to my gay, we'd have Loads.
Being in New York, having been in the entertainment business, we have a lot of friends who are just gay, just normal people.
And I would ask them, and I asked them flat out, are you happy about this?
Cooper just discovered being gay, and he now is going to just absolutely annoy everybody.
Does he help or hurt?
The proverbial cause.
Brad Rung says this is serial mental illness within this group.
They're not going to tell you no.
Is that mental illness?
No.
Is he mentally ill?
No.
No, no, no.
It's not mentally ill.
It's exhibitionism.
He's not, you know...
Hospitalizable or anything.
He's not a mental illness.
He doesn't hear voices.
No, this is part of an affectation.
It's like people get tattoos.
Look at me.
Look at me.
That's all it is.
And look at me is what makes the world go round.
Now, here we go.
Let me see if we can get this one.
Is this the one?
I don't know.
Here we go.
Now, this is a compilation of Let me see if I can explain this one to you.
When you do something, if I said, okay, folks, listen to me.
I want you to put together this idea.
The theme is going to be everybody work into the idea that J.D. Vance is weird or that they're weird.
I know.
I know what you're saying.
We're weird too.
But here's my point.
I want you to work in that he's weird.
And by the by, do me a favor.
Don't keep saying weird.
Find another way.
Find another way to say it.
But don't everybody come out and say weird, weird, weird, weird, weird, weird, weird, because it will look like every other attempt we've had to coordinate a particular theme.
So you got it?
Weird is the idea, but don't come out and keep saying weird every five minutes.
Okay?
Okay.
So what do you think they do?
You've got it.
Just as I predicted.
Some of what he and his running mate are saying, well, it's just plain weird.
Weird.
These guys are just weird.
That's where they are.
As weird and creepy as J.D. Vance.
Now, you should know, this is the fellow, remember him, who had that little bit of a fling with that Chinese spy?
Remember him?
Remember this guy?
Oh, yeah.
He did have a little bit of a flatulence problem, if I recall correctly, which, you know, it happens from time to time.
He knows weird.
Creepy is J.D. Vance.
Super weird idea from J.D. Vance.
Yeah, it's not.
I mean, it's quite weird.
They're just plain weird.
Just plain weird.
Just plain weird.
That stuff is weird.
They come across weird, and then they start being weird.
Yeah, they're weird.
Being a really weird.
He's such a weirdo.
Donald Trump and his weirdo running mate are weird.
Deeply and profoundly weird.
They are weird.
These Republicans just being weird?
It's just weird.
It's really weird.
Republican weirdness.
Let me just...
They just killed it.
I'm not even a third of the way through it.
That's just like one day.
This is one day.
These people are so unimaginative.
It's like, what are you doing?
I didn't say weird.
That was a hint.
It's like if I said, hey, here's this thing called cilantro, and you keep throwing it into everything.
It's like, no, it's a spice.
No, this is how stupid these people are.
This is why they're going to lose.
They don't understand it.
They've run roughshod.
They've never had to worry about anything.
They don't understand.
They think somehow this is what.
Who is this going to?
Remember what I always say to you.
Is this going to bring new voters in?
Or are they reinforcing what they supposedly already knew?
Okay?
The key word, by the way, if you've just tuned in, is weird.
It goes even deeper.
He said a lot of things that are weird.
A weird style.
Pete Booty Juice is talking about weird.
Now this guy, weird.
This guy, he uses the word weird?
This is...
No, Pete, you can't use the word weird.
The word weird has your picture next to it.
No, no.
This is how demented these people...
He brings weird policies.
Let's start with the weird thing, because it is a thing.
Just plain weird.
What was weird was talking about Diet Mountain Dew.
Check out this woman on the left.
Now, look, I don't want to in any way ever...
I'm not...
I'm not...
I don't like to talk about, well, I guess I'm violating my rule here, but when you watch something, remember Ali Vitale?
Remember Ali, who had these, remember these eyes like that?
And we said, what?
What?
What is it?
She scared you, and we were, you know, it's just, it's just, I worked with a very lovely girl years ago on TV, and she I said, listen, today there was an accident.
An accident?
What happened?
What's the matter with you?
I had a friend of mine years ago who was hit by lightning.
Literally, literally hit by lightning.
And the next day, next Monday, he came back and kept putting drops in his eyes.
But he was like this.
And he would go back, you know, talk.
The client would say, did you talk to the judge?
What happened?
Is it bad?
No.
I mean, so anyway, it was just an observation.
Look at this woman.
This is Caitlyn, whatever.
She always has these.
She looks like she's angry, like she wants to hurt you, doesn't she?
Have you ever met anybody?
Has she ever smiled?
It's just this look of, I don't think so.
It has a very interesting eyebrows arranged, but always has this look.
You think somebody would say, listen, you're scaring people.
We're getting emails from Des Moines saying, this woman's scaring the farm animal.
Who drinks Diet Mountain Dew?
Have you ever seen the guy laugh?
Diet Mountain Dew.
That seems very weird to me that an adult can go through six and a half years of being in the public eye.
If he has laughed, it's at someone, not with someone.
That is weird behavior.
Weird and cultish.
These are weird people on the other side.
He kind of doubled down on his weird ideas.
I think weird is probably generous.
Oh, look.
Oh, oh, oh.
Just seriously.
Do you want this dame telling you about weird?
Just stop right now.
I don't know anything about her.
I don't know who she is.
I have no idea.
But you've been around long enough, right?
You've been around?
Haven't you been on subways?
Haven't you been in lineups?
Haven't you been to the mall?
Haven't you gone up and returned something?
You've met more people in your life than you can imagine.
You've met, oh my god, hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of people.
And there's one thing you know is weird.
Now take a look at her.
Look at this.
Magic Mind says, I drink Diet Mountain Dew every day.
Diet Mountain Dew?
That's the worst thing?
Did you mind when he went to Iraq?
Did you care about that?
Anyway, just look at this woman.
She knows weird.
Weird is probably generous.
Simply weird.
These guys are just plain weird.
Vance as weird?
Who's this?
Excuse me.
Do you ever look at these people sometimes and say, excuse me, who are you?
Is this a new show?
CNN News Central.
I don't watch this crap.
Anyway, I'm not even...
You think I'm close to being done, right?
As weird?
You know, as the campaign said, weird?
It really is just plain weird.
J.D. Vance, plain weird.
I mean, I don't know how else you can read it.
It is kind of weird.
We're not afraid of weird people.
The other side, they're just weird.
Why are you being so weird?
Vance has done something more extreme, more weird.
No matter what kind of weird stuff they keep saying.
Trump and Vance are just weird.
Now listen, folks, I don't want to point any fingers.
Look at that.
Hi!
Five, six, seven, eight.
Start spreading the news.
I'm leaving today.
Hey!
Put your hands in the air like you don't care.
Hey, my name is Doug.
I'm the guy that married Kamala.
And I'm as snug as a bug in a rug.
I don't say too much.
I just stand around.
I put my hands in the air and I look like a clown.
My name is Doug.
I'm off and I got nothing to say.
Hey!
My name is Doug.
Forgive me.
I'm sorry.
Everybody, let's go.
My name is Doug.
Put my hands in the air like I don't really care.
Okay, hey, okay.
I'm an adult.
Stop doing that.
Weird stuff they keep saying.
Trump and Vance are just weird.
In addition, it's the weird part that's the most engaging.
Whom he addressed as my beautiful Chris.
Oh, here comes Ali Veshi.
He's not weird.
No.
No, no, no, no.
Which was super weird.
Weird tech bro, J.D. Vance.
He's a weird guy.
J.D. Vance, uneasy and sort of weird.
Frankly, for lack of a better word, that he's weird.
Forcastic remarks that aren't even funny, and he kind of shows that he can't really deliver a one-liner.
So, Sam, weird is the word here, in terms of initial impressions from Vance to the American public.
This is what we're up against.
We are going to crush them.
Crush them.
Now, I don't know about you, But did somebody say weird?
This is actually the entrance to the West Wing.
This is so fun and it's really prestigious.
Is Olivia Rodrigo still here?
No.
Jen knows weird.
We've come a long way in our fight against this virus.
We've vaccinated 160 million Americans.
Are you getting this all down?
Don't worry, queen.
It's all right here.
Cooper!
Sorry, Miss Jen.
Jen, don't forget to have fun.
Spirit fingers, mama.
We need to get shots in the arms of every single American.
I'm heading to a haircut.
Comment if you want me to make more of these.
Yeah.
We are going to kick their Ass.
It's not even going to be funny.
It is.
I can't say it enough.
I can't see it.
Rusty Shackelford said ho-inflation.
I'm trying to deliberately mispronounce that.
The process of working five times harder than your grandfather.
Oh, I see.
For a woman, 20 times worse than your grandmother.
Oh, there you go.
Be careful with that woman theme because they're going to call you a sexist.
Charlie Kelly say, it's their world and we're just living in it.
Indeed.
Well, I think it's our world and they're renting.
Brad says, fun fact, birthdays today, Arnold Schwarzenegger 77, singer Paul Anka 83. What's your thoughts on Biden's new SCOTUS plan?
He is working hard for the future.
It's not his plan and it's not going to pass.
Don't worry about it.
George Lenz says, so much for starting the day off with a positive note.
Who says positive?
This is reality, my friend.
Brad Rung says, and when you trust your television, what you get is what you got.
Because when you own the information, oh, they can bend it all they want.
That's why we're waiting, waiting on the world to change.
John Mayer.
I like old John.
Judas Goat Barbecue says...
If being weird is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Ryan, by the way, says, can you help this myth surrounding Alan Lickman's so-called foolproof election prediction model?
I'm sick of him getting publicity.
Alan Lickman said, the key to his thing is, if this, this, this, and this happens, Alan Lickman, I'm going to say, now listen, Al, you have a brand new candidate and you're predicting, let me get this straight, You've got a brand new candidate.
And you're predicting this now?
I'll give you an analogy.
There's a friend of mine that I've known for a long, long, long, long time.
And his name is John Douglas.
And John Douglas is the preeminent serial killer profiler.
He was the inspiration for Scott Glenn's Silence of the Lambs.
And he would always say, don't call me to comment on some case.
I'm a profiler.
Don't call me to comment on some case.
Don't.
I love this one.
Join the Coalition for False Hope today and see what false hope can do for you.
One of my favorites ever.
Thank you.
So what John Douglas did was he said...
I don't know what's going on.
So Alan Lickman is coming in now?
And you're predicting what's going to happen now?
No.
Listen.
Do me a favor.
I don't want you to worry about that.
Doesn't matter.
Nobody's going to say, hey, Alan.
Yeah.
You said that, well, things change.
The conditions I gave you were...
No, no.
You said...
Excuse me.
You said Kamala was going to win.
And he'll say, no, no, I didn't say that.
I said, if these things happen and they didn't happen, well, what kind of prediction is that?
Well, that's all I know.
Here's one for you.
How many people said they were going to leave the country if Trump wins?
And they're still saying that.
Nobody ever says, excuse me, are you still here?
They don't follow up.
So listen, he can say whatever he wants.
In fact, we should go on and say, I guarantee you Trump's going to win.
And I can't guarantee because nobody can guarantee.
Now, do I want to bet on it?
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Now, let me show this one thing for you.
And this is the most important.
This is...
This, my friends, is the most important thing maybe ever.
And let me show you this one piece.
Where are we?
Hang on a minute.
Hang on.
Here we go.
This is the most important story I want you to remember.
Okay, this was the Peach Little Girl Daisy spot.
This was, this is Tony Schwartz.
This was the most important, critical piece of political commentary and advertising ever.
And it's been my Bible.
It's been my mantra.
It's what I believe in.
This is the idea.
Barry Goldwater.
In your heart, you know he's right.
Barry Goldwater.
Remember the one that says A-U-H-2-O, Goldwater, A-U-R-U-M, from the periodic table?
In your heart, you know he's right.
He was saying, liberty, zealotry in the defense of liberty is no vice and there's no virtue, blah, blah, blah.
Okay, fine.
He was a great guy.
And for all practical purposes, he was a lightweight, but people were worried about him because they said he was nuts.
In fact, the speech That Nelson Rockefeller gave destroyed Nelson Rockefeller's career because he said he's too extreme and he was really nothing.
Okay.
So Lyndon Johnson is basically saying, this guy is weird, to use the phrase.
So Tony Schwartz, the greatest ad person ever, put this together.
This ran one time and was pulled.
It became the most, the most, I think it ran once, and it became the most important The most important speech ever.
Watch this and watch and learn how this is.
Remember, all they're trying to do is they don't mention Goldwater's name.
They don't say anything.
They let your mind do all the work.
Okay, watch this.
One, two, three, four, five, seven, six, seven.
Six, eight, nine, nine, ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, zero.
These are the stakes to make a world in which all of God's children can live or to go into the dark.
We must either love each other or we must die.
Vote for President Johnson on the third.
The stakes are too high for you to stay home.
Oh, I love that.
One of the greatest ones ever.
This is the template.
He let you do the math.
Just like if I say, very simply, if I say to somebody, Can I ask you a question, America?
Do you think this is weird?
We've come a long way in our fight against this virus.
That's all.
I'm not going to fill in the punchline.
I want you to understand this.
Do you think this is weird?
And that's it.
Now, why do I say this?
First, Nobody is going to ever allow this because they have to go on TV and talk about things.
And they have to say, well, you see, you understand, the grassroots, and the astroturfing, and of course, you know, and it's true, the swing states are critical.
I understand this.
In fact, George said with a little work, this could be used by Trump.
Yes, I agree.
I want you to understand something.
Let me ask you, my dear friends.
Do you think rallies mean anything to change somebody's mind?
Do you think the president should subject himself and he should have never...
I'm surprised there weren't more risks or more attempts in his life.
Do you think rallies mean anything?
When you see...
I can't tell one from the other.
I'm saying, is this an old rally?
Is this a new rally?
Is this Minnesota?
Is this North Carolina?
Do you think rallies mean anything?
Do you think they're critical putting all these people together and risking not only his life, but the life of people there?
Do you?
Do you think so?
I don't.
They're a relic.
You don't need the rally.
They've run their course.
Have them inside.
Go ahead.
How do you think a rally is going to make someone vote for somebody?
Have it inside.
Have it inside.
Do you want to put people through that?
Why?
Do you think that, you know, I know what you're going to say.
Joe Biden got 81 million votes and didn't even have a rally.
He couldn't even do a parking lot of a Best Buy.
Okay, I know what happened with that one.
But the point is, stop this.
Stop thinking Stephen Douglas and Lincoln.
What are we doing?
Rallies.
Rallies?
What is the message?
The most important thing that's going to happen right now, my friends, is the debate.
Is the debate.
The debate is going to change everything.
You tell Lickman, you tell other people, I don't know who these people are, you tell them that the debate changes everything.
The debate changes everything.
Everything is going to change drastically.
It's going to be so brutal.
It's going to be so horrible.
It's going to be so terrible.
And the president has to go in there knowing exactly what he's going to do.
When they ask her a question and then President Trump...
Do you think Israel is committing genocide?
Yes or no?
I'm sorry, you can't change the question.
Do you think you can tell Vladimir Putin you can't change the question?
Do you think you can tell Xi Jinping, hey, hey, hey, Xi, ho, hold it.
You can't change the subject.
We're not talking about that.
We're talking about this.
Do you think you can do this?
You don't think a president has to be ready to go on their feet?
You don't think, what, she doesn't have an answer?
Do you think?
Are you honestly putting the fate of this country in the hands of you to ask a question that you invariably gave her?
Don't tell me I don't know how that works.
Don't tell me it doesn't happen.
Donna Brazile did it.
It did it last time.
Don't tell me.
This thing is rigged, and you know it, and I know it, and the American people know it.
Always say, and the American people know it.
They're not stupid, right?
That's right.
We know that.
Do we know that?
What we do now, pretend we know it.
Just go and have her do the Hamana, Hamana, Hamana, Hamana.
That's where everything changes.
Yeah, but did you see my rally?
The hell with a rally!
What year is this?
Ask yourself, what really matters?
What is the thing?
What is the one thing that we have regarding Kamala Harris?
She's an idiot!
You don't understand!
It's not that she's a bad speaker.
It's just like Biden didn't have a bad, you know, a bad moment.
She's an idiot.
She speaks in circles.
Bring it out.
Quig says later in the Daily Mail article, Lickman said that he would give final prediction after a Democratic convention.
Way out.
Like you said, right on about the rally.
I'll give my final prediction.
Yeah.
What is that?
Well, I'll tell you what.
I will look at you right now.
Hi, I'm...
Do you know those people at the fair, or they guess your weight, whatever?
Well, I'll guess your weight, but I will not give an official prediction until you get on the scale.
Wait a minute, what?
You're supposed to predict.
I know I'm going to predict it.
However, I will not make my final prediction until I know the answer?
Yeah, okay.
We can't be distracted.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Here's one for you.
Trump with Laura Ingraham.
What does that do?
Nothing!
What does it mean?
Okay.
Does it move the needle?
Nope.
They just do the same thing every single...
I don't understand it.
What difference does it make?
Laura Ingraham?
What year is this?
What is this?
Hey, maybe John Cameron Swayze might interview her.
It's over!
You go on TV, you have your own channel.
Mr. President.
She is doing this for ratings.
Why are you helping her?
What do you think that did?
Do you like Fox News?
Do you think they help you?
Because those people need you.
And she was the same one who trashed you in all of those text messages.
Yeah, go ahead.
Read them during the Dominion lawsuit.
Read them.
Same thing goes for your girlfriend, Tucker Carlson.
Okay?
Why do we keep doing all this cliched stuff?
Why are we doing this stuff that doesn't matter?
Who cares?
Now, Trump with Tucker?
Maybe.
Trump with Joe Rogan?
Oh yeah.
Oh, that matters.
Trump with Laura Ingraham?
Come on!
What, is Betty Furness busy?
Who watches?
Who is going to see this?
I told you, you steal the news.
Today, you say, today, today, President Biden, President Trump said something homophobic.
What?
Because he called Kamala Harris weird because she has a bunch of trans cross-dressers and drag queens at the hotel, at the White House, or whatever.
And they're going to report it.
They're going to report it.
This just said President Trump just said in his what?
On Laura Ingraham?
I don't want to say it.
No, on his Truth Social.
Truth Social?
Who knows?
People would draw traffic.
Well, let me see that.
Oh, that's good.
It's a minute?
Yeah, I can handle that.
Well, he's right.
That is weird.
That's it.
And it gets a million views.
A million!
And then you start talking about it.
And Kamala says, hey, hey, hey, you're not talking about me.
What are you doing?
We're talking about Trump and this new thing he's doing where he's giving these minute little postage stamps and they get more traffic because then they've got to stop and respond to that.
Then Trump comes back.
Did you see that stupid response?
Yeah.
Count how many times they say weird.
Who's your writer?
Stop!
Then they stop.
Now the president is saying that we're weird because let's roll that.
Did you hear what he did?
Yeah.
And the last one he went to is Ali Veshi.
Who the hell is Ali Veshi?
Stop!
Again, we're going to answer this!
And Kamala says, excuse me, what are you doing?
We're answering these 75 little things that Trump's putting on every day.
Well, why aren't you handling me?
Why?
Because first of all, you're not saying anything.
Number two, we've been instructed not to cover you because you have complete nonsense as word salad.
And not only that, This is funny as hell.
We're going to watch this.
And he comes up.
Then he says this one.
Hey folks, it's your old Uncle Lenny here.
Ask yourself, where's Joe?
Joe, are you okay?
Somebody send the cops.
Somebody send the cops to a welfare call to the White House or to Wilmington or Rehoboth Beach or wherever he is.
Anybody seen him?
Anybody seen him?
Then, then what he does, he does this one.
Where he does this stuff, this would be so brilliant.
But they would never do it.
Because he's busy talking to Laura Ingram!
Because he's living in 1985!
He's talking to Laura Ingram!
That's going to do it!
Oh, man!
Oh, now you're talking!
I would have had somebody...
I get my buddy...
Dom or get, oh, these brilliant king of memes and these brilliant, brilliant editors and meme writers.
And I don't know what it is.
And I would have a picture of Trump walking like eight feet tall compared to everybody else.
Because that's what people are saying.
They're saying, remember that the other day?
They said, that's not Joe.
Joe is much taller.
And they go, oh, that's a conspiracy theory.
So Trump would put out his own little thing where he would joke about it, like Tony Schwartz, and refer you back and say, I'm going to tell you something right now.
This was not fixed.
I am eight feet tall.
So stop these conspiracy theories and stop it.
This is exactly.
And that's it.
and then they'd be off and running and, and, and, And if he really did it, if he really, honest to God, really had the cojones to do this, I mean, really had brass.
Did you ever see, I don't even know if they even have, on Coney Island, they had the mermaids parade.
They used to have out there.
Tattooed lady, bearded lady, this and that.
They had every freak you could imagine.
Contortionist.
It was great.
And I would do something where I would have these people, if I'm Trump, and now again, he couldn't do it.
This one would be, he would be elected just by people that would say, I would have Trump either addressing them or having them sitting at a table with him, every freak you could imagine, and never mention them.
Never.
And have him say, did you see Trump's latest thing?
He's here with a bearded lady, some barbate, some hospice, analopecia, whatever this...
Did he mention him?
No.
But he's got little people, he's got giants, he's got this, he's got a guy putting us...
He went to Cody Island.
He got every freak there is.
And he's talking about us.
Did he mention us?
No.
But he did it.
So what's he getting at?
I don't know.
And imagine if he talks to a bearded lady and says, what do you think about gas prices?
How much does it cost you to fill up your boat?
Do you drive a car?
If you drive an SUV, you know, let's face it, folks.
SUV is a truck.
I don't care what anybody says.
It's not a station wagon.
You know, we had a station wagon with the wood on the side.
Did you ever have that?
With a luggage rack?
Did you ever put luggage?
Does anybody ever use a luggage rack?
And you're talking to a freak show, but you don't mention it.
They're going to go crazy.
Little Cooper.
Hi!
He goes, what's this?
He's not telling anybody.
There was a movie one time with Roberto Benigni called Johnny Stichino, Johnny Toothpick.
Watch it.
It's wonderful.
And his buddy was an actor with Down syndrome.
He never mentioned it.
This is buddy.
They're just talking.
The person says things.
He says the right thing.
He goes to him for advice.
They don't patronize him.
They don't pat him on the head.
He's not.
Weirdly profound.
No, it's just...
And it was brilliant!
Like the movie Jackass, not Jackass, but Johnny Knoxville kind of sort of did it, but not really.
Trump has got to go and ask people.
All the time.
Remember Dr. Oz did one of the worst pieces ever.
He said, here I am at the store.
And I'm trying to buy some crudite.
What?
He actually said this when he ran against Fetterman.
And I'm about to buy some crudite.
Crudite?
You mean what?
Salad?
No, crudite.
It's a canopy.
He didn't even know how to do it.
I would drive these people crazy.
I would have Trump reacting.
To Kamala's speeches.
And space is beautiful because it's space.
And have Trump say something like that.
That's it!
That's it!
And they'll stop.
And they'll say, don't mention this.
What do you mean don't mention?
He put out 50 of these today.
They're funny as hell.
Don't mention it!
But he's...
And Kamala says, excuse me, what about me?
I'm with Megan Thee Stallion.
Talk about the issues.
Talk about the issues.
This is the best thing ever.
It's Tony Schwartz.
And just all I'm doing is just saying this.
This here.
Hang on a minute.
There we go.
This guy.
This fella right here.
This is actually the entrance to the West Wing.
This is so fun and it's really prestigious.
And then Trump does this.
That's it!
You haven't said anything!
Nothing!
I would have JD.
Can you imagine this?
Uh, JD, what is that?
What are you drinking?
Diet Mountain Dew.
I would say, what's wrong with Diet Mountain Dew?
I would pass out Diet Mountain Dew.
I would make sure that I got the concession for Diet Mountain Dew.
Diet Mountain Dew would be like Reagan with the jelly beans.
It would be like...
Remember when Trayvon Martin, he was going to buy the Arizona tea and the Skittles and they were...
Arizona tea.
It's just...
What are you doing?
No, he's on the Laura Ingram show.
So, Laura...
Can you talk about...
Laura, are you okay?
I don't know if you mean her.
You all right?
That's another one, too.
You've got to stop doing this.
You've got to come to a point where skin can only go so far.
Stop it!
React!
Gesticulate.
Be able to raise your eyebrows to like, what?
It's okay.
You see these?
They're called lines.
You know why?
So your skin can, like an accordion.
It's not a mistake, Laura.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's hair.
You get a little gray.
Because you've been around.
You're telling people, hey, look at this.
Chevron.
That's how long I've been around here.
Look at this.
I don't understand this.
Stop doing this.
Between you and Judge Jeanine, it's scary.
It's like Craig Breedlove, like they just pulled a canopy and they're pulling 50 Gs.
What is going...
That is going to...
You think black folks are watching Laura Ingraham?
I want blacks.
I want Italians.
I want Germans.
I want regular people.
I want Latinos and Asians and everybody.
They're not watching Laura Ingraham so that Laura and Trump can say, well, I thought the Paris opening sermon.
Who cares about the Paris opening statement?
That's low-hanging fruit.
Come on.
Interesting phrase.
Interesting phrase, I say.
Oh, God, let me at this.
Let me at this.
I will give you a...
I swear to you, I will give you an election you've never, ever even seen.
Let me see.
Let me see.
I still have Coalition for False Hope.
Let me see.
Go down.
Later, just a minute.
Oh, look at this.
Tom Malloy says, I'm in tears.
This is the greatest day.
So weird.
Oh, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter Thompson said it.
It's true.
Trump posted on X last night criticizing Fox.
Last sentence says, we have to win without Fox.
Hope he isn't here.
Wake up, RNC, please.
Oh, I don't understand how they...
Look, with all due respect, it's over with.
It's over with.
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question.
Simple question.
I'm not trying to be cute here.
If you want to find out, if somebody says, hey, where are we going to eat?
We're going to go to such and such a place.
I don't know about you, but I always do research.
I always look at the menu.
Always.
I walk in.
I hate doing this.
Did you ever go to Cheesecake Factory?
It takes forever.
Hang on a minute.
Is this the wine list?
What is this?
This is a menu?
Oh my god!
I don't have time.
Where are my glasses?
Did I bring my glasses?
No, I always do that.
But here's the thing.
Where do people go?
Where do you find out?
You go to Instagram, or you go to Yelp, or you go to something.
That's where you go.
You don't go to, we just have a thing here called the Zagat, where you would, it got a 20. Oh, come on.
Get with the program.
I'm not saying it's better.
I'm not saying any of that.
I'm saying this is the way to do it.
I would, every single day, I would do something.
I would say, make sure you send Diet Mountain Dew.
Hey, Diet Mountain Dew, do us a favor, whoever the hell is, and send them to our men and women overseas.
Or send an empty can to CNN to send them to...
And all of a sudden, remember, who was it?
Toby Keith, bless his heart.
I think it was Toby Keith.
Was it Peter Jennings who were going to kick you in your arse or something like that?
I'm going...
I would love...
Don't pretend you're something.
Don't pretend...
It's like when Sean Hannity says, I like to go to Walmart.
Sean, seriously.
Seriously.
You're going to go into Walmart without security?
Come on, stop it.
Don't say you're going to...
Listen, when I talk about something, because I'm not famous, I can go anywhere.
I can go anywhere.
When I talk about Costco, and I got my wuzu, by the way, my wuzu fan, fantastic.
No pun intended.
Every single day I'd be stealing the show.
Every single day.
I would do things to drive him crazy.
I would love to make fun of Doug, her husband.
But I would do it nice way like, you know who seems like a nice guy?
This is me now.
Remember, I'm the president.
I do this.
I'm running for office.
You know who seems like a nice guy?
Doug.
Doug Emhoff.
He seems like he doesn't want to do this.
Believe me, I know what he is.
He's always in the back.
Did you see Doug?
Do you think Doug went along with this?
Doug seems like a nice guy.
Check out Doug here.
Give me Doug.
Give me Doug on the left.
Doug's thinking to himself, what the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
There's some six foot four guy with a beard.
It's like grizzly items in an evening gown.
What the hell is going on?
It's Doug.
It's Doug.
Look at this.
He's back there.
Hey, how are you?
How you doing?
How's it hanging?
Loose full of juice ready for use?
Okay.
There you go.
How you doing there?
What's your name?
Joe?
I'm sorry.
What was that?
Okay.
Hey, I'm loving this.
Yeah.
Hey, how are you?
How you doing?
How about those Yankees?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's the thing I would say.
That's the guy feels horrible.
Poor Doug's thinking, what the hell is this?
Imagine being, remember Prince Philip always walked like 10 feet behind Prince Philip?
Imagine being Doug.
Where are we going?
We're going to go, not that guy again.
Oh God, no, not that guy.
With the dress?
Are there any more dress people over there?
Yeah, this is okay.
Sure.
See, I would absolutely have true story, true story.
In Florida, the Ringling Brothers, anybody from Sarasota been to the Ringling Mansion?
Kadzan for John Ringling.
It's on the bay where he had the gondola.
The mansion, the Ringling Museum and the Ringling Mansion.
He had this light on.
If the light were on, anybody could show up.
And he had this bar that he brought.
He liked this place in New York.
He took the bar from New York and he brought it.
And it's this beautiful place.
Anyway, they had this...
This is their summer home.
This is with the Ringling Brothers.
And his summer was in, winter I should say, was in Florida.
Well there was a group of people called, it was called Gibsonton.
And Gibsonton was in Hillsborough County where I prosecuted.
And there was this one particular bar where a lot of the retired circus people, remember Lobster Boy?
Remember that guy who killed somebody that killed him or whatever Lobster Boy?
He would attack people.
Anyway, they were all circus performers.
And they went.
Gibsonton was a place where they were.
Many of them had, you know, hirsute women and people with tattoos and whatever.
But also just people who worked with the trapeze and they all kind of knew each other.
All right.
It was a bar.
True story.
My friend happened to be, lo and behold, and he's from, I think he's from Maine or something, but he happens to be in Gibsonton.
Yeah.
Who the hell knows how he got there?
He goes to that bar.
And there's no sign that says freak show, you know, the circus freaks.
And they're not freaks, but they say that term affectionately.
He walks in, and he's sitting there having a drink.
Hey, I want you to take a beer.
You know, you kind of look around, and he does like a triple take, and he goes, what the hell is this?
Wow, it was like a bearded, there were people who were, or whatever it was.
I keep saying bearded lady, but whatever.
He thought, wow, that's interesting.
And he looks over here.
And it was the Star Wars bar scene.
And they said, no.
They said, first time?
Yeah, he goes, no.
That's what I would do.
I would sit around with these people and never bring up anything.
Clapton says, you are hilarious today.
Love the Paul Lynn reference, although many wouldn't know who he was.
But a woozu would love it.
Isn't that something?
Look at this.
I hate to say it right here.
Here's my woozu.
The best damn thing, I'm getting no money for this, it's just a great product, went to a Costco and they were stacked.
Of course, cheaper, cheaper than, I don't know when the first thing, I don't know why.
The other thing I noticed, Mrs. Ellen and I went to a Stu Leonard yesterday.
You know what they have, which is great?
Here's a great pizza dough.
Plain old pizza dough.
Make your pizzas.
It's fantastic.
It went up like...
It was like 99 cents for a thing.
I was like, this is great!
It went up like 800% the second time.
Have you been to...
Don't get me started.
It's the greatest place.
Anyway, back to reality.
Don't let me veer.
You know how I veer.
Now listen.
Look at the...
I grew up in Okeechobee.
My father was a social worker for the reform school.
Okeechobee, Sarah, was this the training school?
Remember Lake Okeechobee?
We had this guy in the Florida juvenile system training school.
Another wuzu.
I love this.
Is somebody saying new plate?
Do you know how that gets me crazy?
Are you saying to change the subject?
Is that what you're saying?
Are you telling me to change the subject?
Is that what that means?
Because I make always reference to Eric Brennan of the place.
Are you saying that this bothers you?
Are you saying that I've somehow lost maybe your interest?
Are you saying that I should change what I'm saying because you don't like this?
Are you telling me?
Are you telling me to change the plate?
Do you go to a concert and say, hey, change the song.
I've heard it.
Sympathy for the Devil.
Mick.
No, no.
Go to a...
Go to play bitch.
Is that what you're saying?
Is that what you're saying?
I don't understand this.
I like this.
Losing weight in the 1800s meant you were sick.
Anyway, Lake Okeechobee, or Okeechobee, was this training school.
And they had this guy one time who taught us, met us, or he came to the court.
He told these kids, now y 'all can run away if you want.
That's not like John Kennedy here.
Y 'all can run away, but there's no place to go.
If the Gators don't get you, the moccasins will.
Moccasins, you do not want a water moccasin.
But that was in Lake Okeechobee.
Great names for places.
Panasovsky, Lake Panasovsky, Whitlicucci, Micanopy, Sopchoppy, my favorite.
In any event.
All right.
So anyway, that's it.
Am I okay there?
Should I change the plate?
Should I change the plate?
All right, that's enough of this.
Now listen.
I want you to feel better.
Do you feel better?
Good news is, we're going to kick this one.
Carville is saying, you don't know what's going on.
Somebody says, hey, did you see the New Yorker cover?
The hell with the New Yorker?
The New Yorker cover?
Who cares?
It's like Laura Ingraham.
The New Yorker cover?
Go ahead!
Knock your socks off.
Who knows?
Maybe town and country.
The New York Review of Books.
Maybe there's another one too.
There you go.
Oh, The New Yorker.
Well, that.
Is it New York or New York?
No, New York.
It's New York, right?
Not New Yorker.
New Yorker was the one where you get the great cartoons that nobody really understands.
Don't worry about that.
They're going to bring every perverted, degenerate Rapper is like, go ahead.
Go ahead.
She doesn't get it.
She thinks she can just stand there and just be Kamala.
You don't understand it.
You're going to lose.
You're going to lose.
Smiling Sue says, sing the Doug song on all your broadcasts.
I don't know if I can even remember that.
Poor Doug.
Doug.
The last time on my...
By the way, August...
October 26th.
The last time I did a song that was absolutely brought down the house.
Now, I'm not saying that just to be cool, just to be funny.
Here it is.
Here's the information.
The song was, Biden's gotta go.
Biden's gotta go.
And take that miserable son and here's the door.
Bind's got to go!
Bind's got to go!
And people would sing and people told me that it was in their head.
And of course it...
So we're going to figure out maybe Doug Emhoff or something.
You know.
I was thinking words like F-Off, Emhoff.
You know.
I was trying to keep it clean.
But Emhoff is tough to...
To quote.
And you know what he's thinking.
And you know his daughter, his daughter's in Brooklyn.
She's got, you know, tattoos.
She's nothing.
She's Betty Furness compared to these people.
She's nothing.
And, I mean, Kamala, you could have me sitting with President Trump and saying, Mr. President, yeah, I want to show you something.
This is our one-minute thing.
I want you to hear a thing, a piece from Kamala.
This is what she says about space.
What?
You know, outer space.
Okay.
And then we roll it and comes back with Trump looking like this.
That's it.
People will be howling.
They'll be watching this over again.
He mocks her.
This is what I forgot to tell you.
Final point.
Tony Schwartz, his last, his last Thing he was going to do.
His last piece, his last contribution was going to be about Spiro Agnew.
And all it was was a name, Spiro T. Agnew, with the person laughing.
Laughing hysterically.
Laughing to the point where they were just gasping for air and they said, no, that was too mean.
That's what he was going to do.
Just Spiro Agnew.
Just the name.
Black background, white letters, Spiro Agnew, and somebody laughing.
That's all I would do.
That simple.
You understand it?
Okay.
Today's word is weird.
Alright, my friends.
And I would have you people are weird.
And I would ask you, do you think that's weird?
No!
He doesn't think so.
Thank God these people are as incompetent as they are.
Thank God these people are as incompetent.
Andy Carman.
Andy, should I change the plate?
Just busting your chops, Andy.
We love you.
Andy Carman, everybody.
Andy Carman was with the raspberries.
Remember that?
That's Eric Carman.
But I digress.
All right, dear friends.
Have a great...
Oh, before I forget.
Before I forget.
Please, please, please.
Please me.
No.
Please, this is Mrs. L's YouTube channel.
You've been terrific.
They are better than ever.
Support Lin's Warriors.
Unbelievable.
She is planning, as we speak, meetings to go.
She's going to go to Washington.
Now, I'm going to say something, just so that you know something.
I just want to say this.
She is Lynn's warriors.
She is Lynn's warriors.
You know who the secretary is?
She is.
You know who the administrative is?
This is us.
You know who the staff is?
She's a staff.
There's stuff coming up in D.C. We go there.
She goes there.
Albany, she goes there.
Pays for everything.
It's a 24-7 and I gotta tell you something.
The worst part about this and I'm gonna say this.
I'm gonna say this.
There are people who are very difficult to get to Work with you because they don't answer emails.
They cancel.
They feel like, you know, it's a tough gig.
So she's fighting these predators by herself.
Follow her.
And the first thing you do is to make yourself aware and use the knowledge that she provides.
Lens Warriors, right there on YouTube, Lens Warriors.
And also the same thing goes for What am I saying?
X. Okay, my friends.
An hour and 14 minutes.
Bond's got to go.
Bond's got to go.
What do you think Joe is right now?
Right this moment.
I think he's at Wilmington.
He's watching old Price is Right reruns or something.
It's sad.
Alright, my friends.
Remember, we're going to do this.
Don't lose your mind.
Don't lose your mind.
Just stay the course and destroy her and use her own words.
You don't have to write anything.
Just take everything she's ever said and just say, weird, huh?
That's it.
You want this?
Vote for her.
You want this?
Is this your president?
You want this?
All right, dear friends.
Have a great and glorious day.
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