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July 27, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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The Demented Sideways Parallel Universe of MSDNC's Joy Reid

The Demented Sideways Parallel Universe of MSDNC's Joy Reid

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The democratic world, the democratic collection is falling apart absolutely before your eyes.
And you have to know where to look.
You have to know where to direct your eyes.
Now this thing just started.
And I am seeing things and hearing things and we're reading and you're not going to be seeing any of this if you, like many of my friends, keep going to CNN.
Maybe not even CNN.
Maybe MSDNC.
Because CNN is actually infiltrating and allowing countervailing arguments for reality.
Now, theoretically, I was going to talk about Joy Reid tonight.
Is, for no other reason, just an example of one of the most despicable examples of just this absolute sheer and utter lunacy that is a part and parcel of this world that we live in.
She is just despotic in terms of her rancidness.
She's not going after the way President Trump interacts with his grandkids.
This is the level of desperation.
This is all they have to push everything, to push trolling.
Trolling!
Vile, cantankerous, bitter trolling from a woman who wrote the most scandalous, the most...
you you you you you You you Sorry about that, Chief.
The most vile, the most vituperative, the most vitriolic, the most libelous and defamatory homophobic statements years ago that she wrote on a website and then claimed that the website had been hacked.
Hacked.
As though hackers were time bandits because they looked at the At the Wayback Machine.
It sounds like Phineas J. Whoopi from Tennessee Tuxedo.
But they went to the Wayback Machine.
And they said, no, Joy, you wrote this then.
It was hacked.
You can't hack something that was taken in a photograph decades ago.
She is such a liar.
She's not right.
But I don't want to talk about her.
I just want to throw that one out because it's fun.
This is how desperate these people are.
Things are not going well.
For those of you who are Lionel Nation members, I just put up a video which will drop.
That's what the kids call it.
It will drop later.
And it shows something, as I have told you, which is even more delicious than anything.
Barack Obama Barry is in charge of nothing.
He is in charge of nothing.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
Do you hear?
Do you hear what I'm saying?
He is in charge of nothing.
And Joe Biden did the ultimate you when he decided to endorse Kamala in this weird thing.
Barry And Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi, none of them like Kamala.
Do you understand?
None of them like her.
They have been saying she can't beat Trump.
So they're stuck in this ridiculous thing.
So what they did was they wanted to have a little mini convention where they could push the likes of Mark Kelly up.
But Biden said, uh-uh, I'm endorsing her.
She's my vice president, I'm endorsing her.
What are you going to do now?
Say, uh-huh, let's have a little mini convention.
No, no, everybody's endorsed her now.
Oh, this is, Barry, Obama is in charge of nothing.
In charge of nothing.
This is the most important, this is...
This is the most important stuff there is.
Now, my friends, I had for you so many things I want to put together and play for you.
And this last little glitch, sometimes my...
So all of my beautifully, beautifully put, my little clips have now been all rearranged.
So I have to manually put them back in.
But that's okay.
I don't mind.
And if you don't mind, I don't mind because I want you to know the truth.
So in no particular order, let me see what we have here.
And let me see if I can bring this.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
This is Doug Emhoff.
This is Kamala's hubby.
This is the first dude or the first feller, whatever the hell he's known as, one of the most boring people.
He makes Harold Ford look like Rip Taylor.
Doug Emhoff, Jew, is going to be dealing with the issue of Israel and Kamala's kind of a watered-down attitude regarding Jews and Israel and Netanyahu with this absolutely riveting portrayal.
Don't you love the way he's got The background all blurred.
I mean, this guy is just...
He's like...
Dryer lint is more exciting.
Okay?
Let's don't get too personal in how he comes across.
But listen to this.
This is his chance to help his wife.
And he refers to her as the vice president.
Let me just make this clear.
Vice President Harris has been...
He's reading this.
The schmuck's reading this.
It is the worst reading ever.
He doesn't look like a doofus.
He is a doofus.
He's a dweeb.
He's a poindexter.
He is the token Jew?
Would you say something?
Okay.
Just read what people...
And try to sell it.
Doug, can you sell it?
Can you sell it?
And refer to your wife.
As the vice president.
Let me just make this clear.
Vice President Harris.
And swerve back and forth like you're a 16-year-old kid.
You know, like you're on your bed.
Like you're unboxing a curling iron.
Do that, Doug.
Has been and will be a strong supporter of Israel as a secure Democrat.
Swerve, just move back and forth like you're a kid.
And Jewish state.
And she will always ensure that Israel can defend itself.
Period.
That's who Kamala Harris is.
Look, he's reading this.
He's the worst.
He's the worst.
He's pathetic.
Everything about him is pathetic.
My God, he's horrible.
They suck.
And you're going to be hearing, oh, no, you don't understand.
Hollywood's coming out.
My ass, Hollywood.
Hollywood, Florida, maybe.
Maybe Boca.
Okay, there's some others.
And please, I'm so sorry.
I lost my list.
We're just going to go through these and you see what I come across.
We don't need to build a wall.
This is like going through Christmas when you're stocking.
Listen to this.
We don't need to build a wall.
We don't need to build a wall.
Hey, America, I want to be your president.
All you people like San Diego pouring through with the cartels and the fentanyl.
You don't need a wall.
Stop your bellyaching, for God's sake.
This is a crisis of his own making.
Who's made?
Trump?
By definition, just plain speak, basic English language definition, it is not an emergency.
It's not an emergency!
By virtue of plain speak, English language of which I'm most versed, it's not an emergency!
What are you talking about?
What's going to end up happening is that he will end up...
Without any question, if he proceeds, we're going to be looking at a situation where, in particular, homeowners and landowners in places like New Mexico and Texas are probably going to look at government taking their land.
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Government's going to take their land for the wall versus being overrun by illegals with machetes and cartels?
She's worried about eminent domain.
They're begging for this.
Hey, lady!
They're begging for this.
We're looking at military resources?
Yeah, exactly!
Now you're cooking on gas.
That's the ticket.
Yeah!
Being focused, again, on the president's vanity project?
Vanity project?
Your safety?
Your sovereignty?
Protecting your border?
It's a vanity project?
Well, bring it on!
Yeah, it's so vain!
Instead of focused on real national security issues?
Like what?
Like what?
Climate change?
How dare you?
How dare you?
Where is that old gal, by the way?
Where is Greta?
Sol76Can says, Van Jones tearfully praised Pops Biden as a hero who fell on his sword by exiting presidential race.
Did you see this?
Never ceases to amaze me.
Nor I. And by the way, I know it's your question.
The question is, who the hell is Van Jones?
That's really the best question.
Who in the hell is Van Jones?
I mean, I know.
Am I supposed to?
Is that supposed to mean something?
You want to hear another one?
Here's another one.
Let's see what this one is.
I know the work that I've done with immigrants.
This is great.
This is great.
This is terrific.
Listen to this.
This is going to haunt her like a bad fart in an elevator.
This is going to...
She's going to be like one of these, like one of these, like, God, it's not me.
Oh, man.
She's going to be like waving her, spraying and using, you know, cologne.
This will haunt her.
Listen to this.
And the arrogance.
Because she's thinking, I'm just going to say whatever I want.
I know the work that I've done with immigrants in the state of California on this.
What have you done?
What do you mean when you were border czar?
Oh, I'm sorry.
We're not supposed to say that.
You weren't a border czar.
So now you work with a border?
But you didn't?
Be it getting legal assistance for unaccompanied minors.
Legal assistance for unaccompanied minors.
I don't want to get legalized.
I want to get out.
Get them out.
Get rid of them.
Get them out.
Legalized.
You see, don't you love this?
Don't you?
All of this is going to haunt her.
Directing local law enforcement that they should make decisions in the best interest of security for their community, and that does not require them to comply with ICE detainers.
Do not comply with ICE detainers?
This is Ms. Law Enforcement telling officers, don't you comply?
Don't you comply?
Oh my god.
Go ahead, Clooney.
Go ahead.
Anna Wintour, go ahead.
George Clooney, whoever the hell it is.
Polish this turd.
Go ahead.
Good luck with this one.
Burnish it.
Go ahead.
I want to see this.
Let's have these big parties.
And Barack Obama's going, see what I mean?
See what I mean?
She's out of her tree.
This is what they wanted.
Start smiling, my friends.
It gets better and better.
And by the way, her big bump at first was like nothing.
Nothing.
I'm not saying don't worry, but smile.
Okay, let's see what this magical, let's see what this surprise is.
Oh, this is beautiful.
I love it.
She knows all the jargon, doesn't she?
Isn't she beautiful?
Let's see what she says.
Remember, all of this, people who are...
People who bury their children because of fentanyl, because of these rapacious, vile felons.
An undocumented immigrant is not a criminal, and we have to correct course in this conversation.
Let me try this again, one more time.
You can't believe what she said!
An undocumented immigrant is not a criminal, and we have to correct course in this conversation.
It's not a criminal.
Undocumented means you have broken the law.
That's why you're undocumented.
Now, you know what would be good, too?
Let's force some really bad pronunciation Spanish into the mix to be gratuitous.
What do you say?
Can you do that?
Can you do that, Cammie?
Can you do that?
Can you maybe...
Just like a si se puede.
Estados Unidos en pasar!
Something where you don't know what the hell you're saying in the worst 7th grade pronunciation possible.
Can you do that?
Can you work?
Is that too much to ask?
Something campy.
Something gratuitous.
Where you force, you read something in Spanish that you're saying.
Say, I read your Spanish.
I gave you your Spanish.
Now leave me the hell alone.
I gotta get out of here.
Doug and I gotta catch it all.
We're going to catch, you know, the last quarter of the game, right?
Listen to her.
Here she is.
Miss Spanish.
And I'll translate.
I'll translate for you.
And she's laughing.
Now let me, you probably want to know what this is.
Let me, if I could, let me, let me translate for you, okay?
This is very important.
Let me translate.
The duck lays on the grass.
Open the garage door, Grandma.
It hurts when I cough.
There is not a sincere bone.
In her body.
Nothing.
It's worse.
All of these things.
And you think you're going to change that?
Oh my God.
I keep sending all these to my friend and I keep saying, by the way, I said this is the most important thing.
These friends of mine who just, they just hate Trump.
They have no, there's no Connection to her whatsoever.
But wait a minute.
There's more.
And I hope you appreciate my reading this kind of play-by-play to give you an idea of what.
Let me see.
One, two, three, four, four.
Okay, let's see what this one is.
Maybe this is a beaut.
Summer of 2020 when there were protests.
I don't love this!
First, check out the one on the left.
I've seen people getting...
Colonoscopies that have more of a warmth look of it.
She looks like she's in a lineup.
Look at this, like she's in a hostage video.
This guy on the right, he's figuring, I'm going to lose my job for this.
And you've got this robot on the left.
Doesn't she look like Brunhilde?
Doesn't she look like a, if you'd say the wrong thing, you'll pay!
She looks like, don't you?
I mean, she put it this way.
She makes Caitlin Conlin look warm and fuzzy.
Let's go back.
Dig this.
In the summer of 2020, when there were protests across the country...
There weren't protests.
Excuse me, numbnuts.
There weren't protests.
There were riots.
There were riots.
There were arsons.
There was robberies.
There was destruction of personal property.
There was no protest.
Did you see one sign?
Hell, these people can't even write.
There was no standing there with a sign, a catchy phrase.
No, no, no, no.
Seriously.
Retail institutions, liquor stores, just the destruction of personal property, fire, awful retail theft.
Yeah, tell me how protests, going into Sephora's and going into Chanel's, taking bricks that were mysteriously left, throwing them through.
Plate glass window to steal.
Protest!
Haven't we gotten past this?
Don't lie to us.
Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
After a police officer murdered George Floyd, many...
Murdered?
Okay.
Was it second-degree murder or was it manslaughter?
I don't want to get persnickety with you.
Okay, I'll give you that one.
Progressives and liberals were talking about defunding police departments nationwide.
Check this guy out, huh?
Okay, that's all I'm going to say.
Defunding the police.
Defund the police.
How about deactivating, okay?
Would you like me to defund your health care?
Would you like me to defund your fire department?
That means deactivate.
Shut it down.
Would you like that?
Is that something you wouldn't like?
One local radio show asked then-Senator Kamala Harris where she stood on the defund the police movement.
Take a listen to this.
Now this is when she completely had no idea what she was saying.
She was just...
They would tell her, okay, now listen, Kamala, we're going to be against...
Breathing.
What?
Yes.
It's a whole thing because we exhale carbon dioxide.
So we're against breathing.
Against breathing?
Yes.
Okay.
She'll say whatever you want.
Check out this winner.
Defund the police.
The issue behind it is that we need to reimagine.
We need to reimagine!
That's what it is.
It's the imagination.
See, law and order has nothing to do with actual law and actual order and actual cops.
It's about the imagination process.
It's about my ability to grasp the notion.
To grasp The idea to grasp the concept, the conversation.
Not actually put cops on the street.
Not actually arrest people, you know, pass out handcuffs and bullets and things like that.
No, no, no, no.
But to imagine.
Imagine.
How we are creating safety.
You see, we have to reimagine.
Do we create safety?
By locking up bad people?
Putting bad people in prison forever?
Making the streets absent these people?
No!
It's an imagination challenge.
And when you have many cities that have one-third of their entire city budget focused on policing.
A third of their budget?
Okay, that could be.
On policing.
A third of their budget on policing, on keeping you safe, keeping burglars out of your home, making your children live in a world that is safe.
This is not a good thing.
We know that is not the smart way and the best way or the right way to achieve safety.
No, of course not.
Whatever gave you the impression of law enforcement meant enforcing the law.
This whole movement is about rightly saying we need to take a look at these budgets and figure out whether it reflects the right priorities.
The priorities and I smell the word conversation coming up.
I don't know about you, but see, I like...
The conversation.
For too long, the status quo thinking has been, you get more safety by putting more cops on the street.
Where did you...
How did anybody ever labor under the delusion, the delusion that the police actually did something?
Because, after all, it would be even safer if there was no police, right?
Doesn't that make sense to you?
I mean, the woman's a genius.
That's wrong.
Now, in another interview that same week, Harris praised...
Check this guy out.
Look at those eyes.
Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti for removing $150 million from the police budget and investing that money in social services.
He's got that Ali Vitale look.
You know that.
What is with this?
Seriously, what is with it?
You okay?
Yeah, I'm alright.
No, really, you want to lay down for me?
You alright?
You feeling okay there?
Alright.
Listen to this.
That's a legitimate conversation and it requires a conversation.
A really critical evaluation.
I applaud Eric Garcetti for doing what he's done.
Now, some important context here is that polling showed that reducing police budgets was never really popular even in 2020.
Americans who won decreased spending on police in 2020, 25%.
Who are these people?
Hey, how are you?
I want lost police!
Okay, okay, Toby.
Take it easy.
I don't want law and order.
I want less!
Okay.
In 2021, fewer than that.
15%.
10%.
I don't want...
Oh, okay.
I got it.
Because you've got to reimagine.
And when it comes to imagination, you're the guy I want to go to.
Believe me.
A Pew Research poll found that year that just 25% of adults supported reducing police budgets that year.
And by 2021, that support had decreased to just 15%.
You needed to commission a poll for this?
People said, hey, do me a favor, Jerry.
Find out if people think that less law enforcement actually will result in less crime.
Can you go out there?
I'll give you whatever the check is.
Can you do a poll?
I know you can probably tell me the number, but I don't know.
I've got to take a poll.
Dream killer says, after Willie Brown dumped her, she had one less instance of a bone in her body.
You are.
Love you, Lionel.
Doc C. Doc Clonis, Steve.
God bless him.
Funny?
Lisa PM, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you, Lisa.
Johnny Mass.
The Spaz says, if Kamala becomes president, she'll do to America what Angela Merkel did to, or Angela did to Germany.
Both countries will never recover.
Both are spiraling out of control.
And how about that France?
Huh?
How about that France?
Yeah!
Okay!
How about that France?
They are, uh, that's great.
Thanks for, thanks for that one.
Wasn't that terrific?
Yeah.
I want to reimagine.
She is such a schmuck.
And the old man?
But let's keep going.
Let's keep going.
Let's see.
Let me see.
One, two, three, four.
Let me see.
I think.
Is this new?
I'm not sure.
I'm not really sure.
I always say, but they never do it.
Turn the camera.
I love this.
I love this.
Now, now, now, now.
This was a South Carolina.
I want you to see.
You will never see this for her.
She can't do this.
She can't speak extemporaneously.
You've got to hear her message regarding Israel is just, I swear to God, reading contraindications on laxative boxes has more of a verve and pizzazz.
But look at this.
This is the man who is able to...
To inspire this.
Do you think these people are crazy?
Or just motivated?
And I always say, but they never do it.
Turn the cameras around to show them the crowd, but they never do it.
By the way, this is bigger than any crowd by either Kamala or Joe Biden ever added up.
In the history, maybe not even including the inauguration, but in the history of mankind, they've never pulled this crown, ever.
They never want to do it.
Come on.
Come on.
Do you know what happens when this just permeates?
When this squeaks out?
When this, dare I say, extravasates?
When it leaches out?
Do you know what happens when the enemy sees this?
they just don't want to They have numbnuts who want to have a conversation.
She always wants to have a conversation.
Conversation about...
I want it to be a conversation to reimagine.
What is this?
What is this?
Are you feeling better?
Are you feeling better?
You have no earthly idea.
Wait till you hear...
Remember my thing drops.
My thing drops.
That sounds weird.
My video drops.
Involving this newfound problem that we're seeing where Obama's thinking, I'm not in control of anything.
And Joe double-crossed him.
To be actually double-crossed by this guy.
Let me see what this one is.
He says he had to.
Oh, this is great.
I'm telling you, he did not have to.
This is a guy who is Mr...
I think he...
I think...
Don't hold me...
But he's a historian.
One of these Harvard times.
It might be the Kennedy.
And you've got to hand it.
They've got Betsy McCoy.
We used to be Betsy McCoy Ross.
Betsy McCoy.
They've got her and these other...
And CNN.
CNN is actually...
They're much better in having various groups meeting.
And by the by, he loses it.
Because this feller to the right has none of this.
Dig this.
When somebody says he had to, they don't understand the presidency.
If he were investigated and he was about to be impeached and maybe removed...
That's so obviously false.
It's not so obviously false.
It's so obviously false.
I'm telling you, he did not have to.
He has not given it up.
He's still there for under six...
You say he didn't have to leave!
This lying!
When he's manifestly incapable.
Tell me how you know he's manifestly incapable.
I'm sorry to say that this is a sensitive matter where there are a lot of folks who have been talking about this for some time.
Oh yes, I've heard them too.
Can you imagine this guy, Mr. Harvard historian, saying, what do you mean he's?
What makes you even suggest that Joe is a...
How do you say that?
My doctor tells me he thinks he might have something, but he also says, but he's not my patient.
And look, the deeper problem, the deeper question is...
You see the look at his face right now?
He goes, I'm dying over here.
I'm dying over here.
Do you see this?
Check out the dude on the left.
You see that look like, help me.
Will somebody help me?
Will somebody help me?
I'm not here by myself.
This guy on the left is destroying me.
Can somebody help me?
Throw me a bone?
Anybody?
Help me here.
Who is actually in charge at any given time?
You know, this notion that he's only sharp for six hours of the day.
This is an incredibly volatile moment in part because of his failures.
Look at the guy on the left, Mr. Harvard.
He's a historian.
What did he say, do you think, during Woodrow Wilson?
Ah, that was okay.
The hypocrisy of these people.
Everything you're saying, I'm sorry, is speculation.
Let me tell you what is not speculation.
It's not speculation.
Is this Ana Navarro?
Who is this?
Because actually, unlike you, I've actually seen the guy at 9 o 'clock at night.
She's such a liar!
This is such...
This...
This...
This is...
I mean, they are so desperate.
I've seen him.
Where have you seen him at 9 o 'clock?
Are you in the Root Cellar at Wilmington with watching Matlock reruns with him?
I have seen him after he has had five different events in 24 hours.
He is...
She never saw him have five events.
Never!
This is just...
The about of lying.
What?
Do you think that makes you more objective?
Well, the fact that I have actually seen him when I was just reading gossip and speculation gossip.
We all saw the debate.
This woman here has no control.
Here's Betsy McCoy on the left.
We all saw the debate where Joe Biden was clearly incompetent.
Unable to address questions that he should have been able to address.
We know that Robert Herr and Merrick Garland kept those audio tapes from the public.
Kamala Harris was now going to be running for president to see the American people.
I appreciate that enthusiasm that Kamala Harris has now sparked in the Democratic Party.
Oh, would you stop with this enthusiasm?
Can you believe this?
Do they think we're stupid?
Seriously, just tell me.
If you think I'm stupid, I'll understand.
I'll understand.
I'll be heard at first, but at least I'll understand why you're spewing this bilge.
...has made some people nervous.
But the story that Joe Biden is lying to the public is not...
When was the last time you were with Joe Biden?
Oh my God!
Can you...
This is...
Where do you get this that Joe Biden is...
What do you...
So all these other people, Van Jones and others who were saying, Joe, come on!
George Clooney?
Is George Clooney lying?
This is...
Look, you don't know me.
Maybe you know me.
Maybe you don't.
But let me tell you this.
I cannot go...
I could never go on TV and say this and lie like this.
I could think of a different way.
I don't know what else I would say, but I'll be damned if I say, he's not incompetent.
He's fine.
He just, he marches to a different drummer.
You know what I mean?
He's got that strong, silent type, you know, comatose.
It was the last time you were Joe Biden.
So if you weren't...
There are a lot of Democrats in Congress who were with him in October 2021 who were frightened and afraid in October 2021 because they could not...
Clearly communicate a case for passing major legislation, something that he specialized in during the Obama administration.
See her eyes rolling?
She's thinking, I am so out of my league.
I have no idea what I'm saying.
Somewhere along the line, I thought, hey, I'll go on TV.
I'll be a, yeah, that's it.
I'll be a commentator.
Yeah, I said, I'll be an analyst.
And I'm good.
And I'm smart.
And I'm glib.
And I'll tell my friends, hey, watch me.
I'll be on CNN.
But I never imagined that I'd be trying to explain or justify a man who's brain dead.
That they'd ask me to actually go on TV and explain that a man who was obviously brain dead is sapient.
And cogent.
And not in extremis.
The chief of staff was afraid of Donald Trump.
Did you see that?
Check out those eyes.
Watch the eyes.
Watch your eyes.
You already watched.
That he specialized in during the Obama administration.
Donald Trump's chief of staff was afraid of Donald Trump.
The whole Republican Party is doing it.
Can you believe?
Who are these people?
And that was a real vulnerability for him.
The only time that we have talked about the 25th Amendment regarding a precedent in the recent history have been cabinet members of Donald Trump.
I appreciate the pivot.
I think that that makes a lot of sense for you.
No, it's not a pivot.
It's true.
I'd like to say thank you.
I'd like to say thank you very much.
I am obviously unable to control the level of vituperation here.
Thank you so much.
I'd also like to announce my departure from CNN out of incredible guilt that I feel for having wasted your time by pretending to be relevant and cogent and not the Mandarin of mendacity.
By allowing, by aiding and abetting this elucid gibberish that we are seeing here.
And I thank you for that.
Like also to say, to apologize to all thinking people for making you, or for giving you the impression that maybe tonight would be a cogent show.
Let me see here.
George Lenn says, in the words of Gordon Gekko, exit visas imminent.
Clone is Steve.
Dream killer says, a hot air balloon just flew over my apartment and I had a conversation with it about reimagining gravity.
The balloon was interested in floating to what car be unburdened by what is...
You are a madman, sir.
An absolute...
Madman.
Honest AF says these people are a whole other level of baffle them with caca del toro.
I think you're absolutely correct with that one.
This is just this is brilliant.
I wish, I always have this fantasy that I could walk out on step.
Was that Anna Navarro?
I don't know.
Maybe she, I can't, I don't know who these people are.
But whoever it is, lady, excuse me, do me a favor.
Do you, just look at the camera.
On the souls of your children, do you really believe what you're saying?
On the souls of your children, do you believe this?
Do you?
Do you have any idea that this is a sin, what you're doing?
Exaggeration is one thing.
Excuse me, I eruptate, pardon me, but I'm Barbara Rigmick.
Stand back.
By the way, Mrs. Allen and I had a lovely day tonight, lovely little evening, went into the hood, had a lovely repast.
Wonderful.
Came back, and I'm with you, and I'm glad.
Okay, let's see what else we got here.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Is this one here?
I think we've seen this.
I can't even tell.
He had to.
Excuse me.
Let me get rid of that one.
Forgive me.
I had everything lined up so beautifully and perfect, but that's okay.
I want you to hear some other ones.
By the way, I know you love my particular insight into this.
And let me see what this is.
What is this one here?
Nope, that's me.
That's me.
And that was a damn good one that if you are a member of Lionel Nation, you get to see that one early.
That was a good one.
This is so terrible.
But it goes to show you how much stuff I've got here.
Okay, here we go.
Let's try this.
This is from today.
This This might be the best one ever.
This has to roughly, relatively, theoretically approximate something that is reality.
This is the moment.
This is the moment when Barack and Michelle Call together.
They're on the party line.
Probably on the princess phone.
Alright, pick up!
I'll call her now.
Okay, honey, pick up.
Are we going through?
Yeah.
We'll pick up.
Okay.
I'm on the teenager's phone.
Pick up!
And here she is.
She happens to be walking through some tunnel.
Some arena.
Some backstage event.
As she perambulates and navigates.
And locomotes and peregrinades and anvils and saunters through some backstage something around it.
And she happens to be mic'd.
Check out the love right there on her.
So she's mic'd up.
As she's walking, she doesn't even stop.
She doesn't even stop.
She's walking so fast.
She has to keep going.
She doesn't even have time to stalk, to maybe not be out of breath, when the President Barack Obama, His Holiness, and St. Michelle, pick up the phone.
She is in such a hurry.
She can't stop.
She doesn't know who it is.
Now listen to this.
Go back.
Hello?
I don't know who this is.
Kamala, who is this?
Who's calling me?
Nobody said, hey, it's Obama.
Would you at least stop?
No, Obama, I gotta go to that shoot.
I don't even know who this is.
Hello?
Sounds familiar.
Do I know you?
Oh, yes, Barry.
How are you?
Understand, this is, this is, somebody agreed to this.
Why does she hold it to her ear and then put it down?
She answers it with her ear, but then she goes, I know I'm being too Zapruder.
But look at this.
She starts off with Kamala and then there's Michelle.
Hi!
Hey there!
Hi!
Aw, hi, you're both together.
Did he give the old girl a hand?
Aw, hi, you're both together.
Oh, it's good to hear you both.
I can't have this phone call without...
Oh, it's good to have you.
It's good to have you.
How you doing?
How you doing?
Oh, you're together.
How cute.
What a stupid comment.
Yeah, we're together.
We're calling you.
Why do you think we're calling you?
What, to shoot the breeze?
Hey there.
Aw, hi.
You're both together.
It's good to hear you both.
I can't have this phone call without saying to my girl Kamala.
My girl.
You're my girl.
You go, girl.
You're my girl.
You're my B-S-S-S-S-O-G-B-S-F-O-G-B-S-F-L-O-L.
LOL, you're my O-G-B-F-F-O-F-F-M-O-U-S-A-W-T-F-O-F-F.
You're my B-F-F-O-F-F girl.
You're my girl.
We're girls, okay?
I'll call without saying to my girl Kamala, I am proud of you.
This is going to be historic.
Now, nobody wanted you.
My husband wanted a mini-convention, which everybody knows about.
He wanted Mark Kelly.
But somehow, numbnuts, you know, Biden got the last laugh on us by saying, oh yeah, by the way, I endorse you.
Damn it!
So now we're stuck with you, and everybody and their mother has endorsed you, so I said, okay, now we gotta do it, because we're so proud of you, because you're my girl.
You're not his girl.
You're my girl.
This is going to be historic.
We call to say Michelle and I couldn't be prouder.
This is taped.
This is overdubbed.
This is not even real.
This is nonsense.
Now she's got it to her ear.
Oh, my goodness.
Thank you so much.
I've heard people say, hey, listen, Michelle, listen, I've got these tickets to a Giants game, 50-yard line.
We're not going to be using them.
You want them?
Thanks a million.
She's being endorsed.
By the Grand Poobah and his goddess.
And this is the way she acts.
Oh my goodness.
Michelle Brock, this means so much to me.
I'm looking forward to doing this with the two of you, Doug and I both.
Doug, Doug, every Doug.
Getting out there, being on the road.
On the road again.
Most of all, I just want to tell you the words you have spoken and the friendship that you have given.
What was spoken?
I mean more than I can express.
We didn't want you!
Schmuck!
He didn't want you!
Thank you both.
It means so much.
And we're going to have some fun with this too, aren't we?
What are you going to do?
What?
Endorse Trump?
You're it.
You're by default.
Can you believe this?
Can you honestly...
Don't you...
Am I the only one?
I hate schmaltz.
I know it's all going to be contrived to an extent, but please!
Please!
Let me see what we got here.
Our good friend Kendra Setlauter.
I love these.
There's no vowels.
It was very sad to have to take the car keys from my dear father.
Hmm.
I can imagine.
I wonder what that means.
It is.
It is.
Thank you for that.
Buddha Buddha TT Boy.
Thank you.
I hope that no one ever thinks that we are mocking people who are senescent, people who are subject to dotage.
But I don't want to be my president.
And I got news for you right now, folks.
Nobody's running the show now.
Nobody's running the show.
Okay, it gets better.
It gets a little bit better.
And thank you, by the way.
Let me see.
Here we go.
This one.
I think it's this one.
Is it this one?
It is important for the American people.
Oh yeah.
This is her speech.
This is the speech that she's giving to assuage the fears that people had about her thoughts as to Israel.
This was a chance for her to be the leader.
You want to be...
The President of the United States.
And you're telling the world, this is the way I handle long-time allies, irrespective of what you think about Israel now.
Dig this and look at the insincerity.
It is important for the American people to remember.
The war in Gaza is not a binary issue.
Now stop right there.
Again, I heard this, I played this this morning.
A binary issue?
The only time we use the word binary is we're talking about gender or sexuality.
Are you just stuck?
Are you just limited by some kind of, some Wernicke's aphasia?
Some kind of, some, I don't know what it is.
What is the mat, some Broca's area damage where you know four terms?
We reimagine conversation.
Gaza is a non-binary?
What?
However, too often, the conversation is binary.
There's the conversation again.
Imagine you're talking to...
Seriously, imagine you're talking to a family in Gaza where they've lost a binary.
Kind of like...
And Bibi, same with you.
How are you with the Palestinians?
I don't know.
One or the other.
50-50.
Roll the dice.
Binary.
What are you going to do?
Binary?
Do you...
I know you're not supposed to say this, but is there anything even remotely problematic to you that you might be able to say, wait a minute.
There's something here of an existential nature that we must look to?
When the reality is anything but.
Yeah?
So I ask my fellow Americans to help encourage efforts to acknowledge the complexity, the nuance, and the history of the region.
I don't want you to...
Imagine you're going to the doctor and say, Doc, how's my Uncle Dave?
We must recognize that the pathology of this particular malady That is, dare I say, labyrinthine.
That is possessed of a complexity, a lack of synchronicity, and it almost, dare I say, shall I even go, shall I say crepuscular?
Would that be, would that, could I make some kind of a twilight reference?
Must we not understand?
What are you saying?
She's thinking she's baffling you or dazzling you with caca del toro.
Let us all condemn terrorism and violence.
Who's the terrorist?
Women.
Palestinians say, well, we're not the terrorists.
We're the victims.
And Bibi's saying, well, we're sure it's not the terrorists because terrorism cannot be committed by a country, by a state.
Who is it?
Can you give us a hint?
Let us all do what we can to prevent the suffering of innocent civilians.
Well, one of the reasons the Palestinians might say, Madam President, is stop dropping 2,000 pound bombs.
If you pick up the phone and say, alright, that's it, it's over.
It's done.
Reagan did it.
That's what the Palestinians want.
That's what they want.
What are you going to do about this?
And let us condemn.
Anti-Semitism, Islamophobia, and hate of any kind.
You want to hate?
Do you think that this is about hate?
Hate?
And is anti-Semitism anti-Israeli?
Anti-Israeli government?
What about, dare I say, somebody who believes in anti-Zionism?
I don't expect you to grasp that, but do you connote?
Anti-Zionism and anti-Semitism?
Do you think this is about the Jewish faith?
When you hear somebody say something about Bibi Netanyahu's particular policy, do you think that somebody is attacking your husband's faith?
When you have individuals in Israel who want to indict Bibi?
Lady, do you know anything about what you're saying?
Anything?
It is important for the...
That was it.
This is...
You have no idea what this does to me.
When I get done, and I think, my God.
Crypto Domini says, I'm becoming a member, Lionel.
Thank you so much.
Can't much take these jokers without your purpose and commentary and laughs.
Sincerely, Richard.
Big Dick from Chicago.
Thank you, Dick.
I appreciate that immensely.
I don't know.
I think to myself, maybe it's me.
George Lynn says, do we really deserve this?
She's a train wreck.
How can they do this?
So that's where we are.
So the good news is, ladies and gentlemen, I want you to think about this.
First and foremost, do not lose your faith.
Do not lose your faith.
Do not believe that somehow nothing can be done.
Because at some point, she is going to have to say something.
She's going to have to go out and talk a lot.
And at some point...
She's going to have to engage in this thing called the debate with President Trump.
And it is going to be something that will be for the ages.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
It will be something and an event that will be for the ages.
The American people are going to have to listen to this.
Remember, anybody else, Mark Kelly, people might say, you know what?
He's a little scary.
Mark Kelly's nobody's fool.
Mark Kelly doesn't make you say, what?
Think about that.
Hi, vote for me, Mark Kelly.
At least you won't say, what?
That's what she is.
She's a gedrool.
She's an idiot.
I don't know how to say this.
I know it may not seem nice.
And I'm not talking about her marital status or her dating status or anything like that.
She does not have the capacity.
Joe Biden now is bad in output.
His energy level may be down, but he is able to at least grasp.
Somebody one time told me, very interesting, they said, you know what?
The most important thing is that Joe Biden does not have the loss of short-term memory.
That's really an indicator of all that we're seeing.
So, my friends, hang in there, dear and beloved, beloved friends.
Beloved.
I mean it.
Hang in there.
I know what you're thinking.
I know you're thinking, dear God.
But just wait.
Remember, I told you that I'm not one who necessarily is a believer in what many people believe the classic God to be.
But if ever there was a story where this does not seem to be evident, it's still God is saying, you've suffered enough.
What was that?
Are you the...
Remember the whole joke?
This is terrible.
George Lenn says, I don't know if you realize it, but you combined Janine Pirro and Tony Clifton in one accent earlier today.
That is so great.
Tony Clifton and Janine Pirro.
I gotta think about that one.
That's like somebody who wrote to me and he said, you sound like Curly Howard on Benzedrine.
Dodie Goodman!
Oh my god!
Remember the old joke where there's this ice fisherman and he sets up his lean-to and takes out his awl, you know, his screw.
He's about to make a hole in the water, in the ice.
All of a sudden he hears this voice.
There are no fish there!
He says, oh my god!
Wow!
So he picks up his lean-to and he walks over and he sets it up here and it's just his little chair and he gets his all or his whatever you want to call the drill and he's about to do it and all of a sudden again there's this voice, this boomy voice there are no fish there!
So he said, this is cool!
Nobody's going to believe this.
So he gets his stuff and he moves over and he sits down and again he hears, no, no!
Fine, you've got to say, are you the voice of God?
He said, no, I'm the ice skating rink manager.
Okay.
With that in mind, it's as though I said, if only there was a sign.
If only there was a sign of your existence and all of a sudden I heard this voice.
I'm here.
What do you mean you're here?
Watch what I do.
What do you mean?
You've suffered enough.
I know I have.
I know I have.
But I'm here to correct this.
What are you going to do?
Watch this.
Okay.
Keep an eye on Biden.
Is he losing it?
Like you have no idea.
Really?
Really.
Wow.
He's that bad, huh?
He's that bad.
But wait.
What is it, God?
Can I call you God or Big G?
Big G's funny.
Make sure you...
June 27th, whatever the debate was.
Make sure you watch the debate.
I am.
No, no.
Seriously.
Watch the debate.
I am.
No, no.
This one's just for you.
Really?
Really.
Even I couldn't come up with this.
What did he do?
What will they do?
They didn't have a studio audience.
So every mistake, every creak, every pause...
Just resonates like crickets.
You gotta see this.
And I'm thinking, oh my god, he's right.
I had no idea.
I told you.
I believe you.
But wait, it gets better.
It gets better?
Yes.
Is he going to step down?
Sort of.
Sort of?
Yeah.
They're gonna force him out.
They're gonna force him out?
Yeah.
You mean the office?
No.
The convention.
So he's going to pull like a Johnson?
Yes.
In 68?
Yeah.
Okay.
That makes sense.
But no, no.
You don't understand.
He's going to step down, but they're not going to endorse Kamala Harris.
Wait a minute.
Hold it.
Stop.
He's going to step down, and he's not supposed to endorse his vice president?
Yeah.
I mean, I know she's bad.
Oh, she's bad.
I know God.
I'm sorry.
You sure about this?
Yes.
But then he double-crosses Obama because Obama doesn't like her at all.
Obama wants to win and nobody's listening to a word Obama says in the first place.
So he's mad and he's going to double-cross him by endorsing her right away.
You're kidding me.
Oh, no.
But it gets better.
Are you telling me, oh, it gets better?
Dear sir, are you telling me that we have, it gets worse than this?
Like you cannot believe.
You will not believe this.
What do you mean?
Wait until the debate.
Really?
Really.
You're going to say, No.
This can't be happening.
This is a skit.
This is some kind of a...
This is play acting.
This can't be real.
You have no idea.
Oh!
And how did you like my work with Trump?
I didn't want to make him go through that, but how do you like that handiwork?
Huh?
Isn't that pretty good?
Yeah.
But I can't believe they're thinking, what, it's a prompter?
Do you think that's glass?
Only these people.
Seriously.
Only these people.
God.
I want to have this conversation with God.
God says, can I sit down?
Please.
I'd appreciate it.
Not only do they miss the point, but Numbnuts, the lady with the hair.
Joy Reid?
Yeah, okay.
Joy Reid says, or without the hair.
Joy Reid says, you know, maybe it was the prompter.
So God would say, excuse me, I don't want to intervene, but honey, yeah.
Where do you think that thing came from?
Where do you think that came from?
The shards of the teleprompter.
Why do you think this teleprompter blew up?
Where?
Where do you believe?
Where?
Tell me.
Where do you think it blew up?
Why did it blow up?
From the bullet and bullets from the rounds of the assassin that killed somebody and injured others.
So let me go back, Joy.
Why would there be shattered?
Why?
It's simple.
It's unusual.
Unbelievable.
Absolutely, positively unbelievable.
This is the most important thing.
This is so...
This is the most incredible thing in the world.
This is one of those things where you think, you know what?
So we're just going to leave this.
It's going to get better.
And they're going to tell you.
By the way, do you have friends of yours?
Do you have friends of yours who are going crazy with this?
Do you have friends of yours?
I have a friend of mine who just doesn't know what to do.
And I said, tell him all that.
I said, tell him.
I said, admit it.
You're not for Kamala Harris.
You just hate Trump.
You're not for Kamala Harris.
You wouldn't vote for Kamala Harris.
If there was a group of people, if there were four Democrats, five, you wouldn't pick Kamala Harris.
But now you do?
Now you want me to believe you're doing this?
Nobody's for this.
Do you have friends of yours who are calling up and you're saying, what are you doing?
Don't tell me that you're not seeing what's happening.
And people are going crazy.
They're just going nuts.
They're getting so angry because they're realizing this is even worse.
Biden was bad.
She's worse.
Biden was bad, but he's 81 years old and is senescent, and she's 50 or whatever, and she's supposedly the top of her game.
This is as good as she gets.
This is at her top performance.
Biden would just sometimes kind of trail off, but he was saying something.
She's not saying anything.
You're hoping she trails off.
Her staff is saying, trail off!
Go ahead!
This is going nowhere.
She doesn't understand.
It's like somebody trying to pretend to say things, conversations, reimagine, terrorism, anti-Semitism.
She's the worst!
She's worse, listen to what I'm saying, than he is.
At least you could say, hey look, he's old.
Hey look, he's 81. By the way, Mick Jagger's 81. You see Mick Jagger?
Isn't that something?
So my friends, you hang in there.
And do me a favor.
I want you to have your friends, when you meet somebody, your Democratic friends, and I want you to look at them very respectfully, and I want you to lean in and say, how does it feel?
You're going to lose.
And you know it.
Obama was right.
There's nothing there.
Do you think they're clapping?
She hasn't said anything.
There are people who once they realize, oh my God, nobody's ever sounded like this.
Hillary Clinton didn't.
It was brought by Hillary Clinton.
Hillary Clinton's a smart woman.
She's not a smart woman.
It's over for you.
It's through.
You think she's going to roll into some toss-up state, some battleground state, and she's going to win them over?
I don't think so.
That's all.
Oh, my friends, it's just...
I don't even know what to say.
So, George Lenz, I thank you.
Crypto Domini, Buddha, Buddha TT Boy.
Kendra Setlaudry, I thank you.
Thank you for your kindness.
Honest AF, thank you.
Dr. Dreamkiller, thank you.
Georgie Lenz, Johnny Mazdas Baz, Lisa PM, everybody.
You've heard of Tylenol PM?
This is Lisa PM.
And of course, Soul76 can.
Oh, these are wonderful times.
These are such a wonderful time.
And I love when people just go nuts.
But remember, they're going to bring everything they have.
Hollywood in particular.
They think they're going to wow you.
Oh my God.
They're going to do everything.
They're going to maybe a Beyonce.
Who are some of the other ones?
Any of the big names?
Honey, who?
Anybody we're looking for?
I don't know if Taylor Swift is going to do it, but they're going to...
They're going to...
Julia Roberts.
The usual suspects.
A lot of people in Hollywood aren't...
Who is that?
What was that?
Yeah.
Yes, yes.
Women will say...
We support a woman, but not this woman.
They won't even mention her name.
She's a joke.
She's a bad joke.
And Barry Obama's right.
And he doesn't even have any control.
All right, I'm being redundant.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you.
Please make sure right now you are subscribed to Lionel Nation.
Or as one friend of ours calls me Lionel.
For a reason I don't know.
Maybe it's the train or something.
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And perhaps the most important YouTube channel, bar none, Linz Warriors.
Linz Warriors.
Do you have Sheriff Thad up there yet?
Wait till you see.
Sheriff Thad.
This is the real...
You know how people like to be cowboys?
This is...
One of the most important voices, but he's the real thing.
Real thing.
All right, friends.
Have a great night.
It's been such a pleasure being with you.
I mean that sincerely.
From the heart.
See you tomorrow at 8 a.m., usual time.
Don't ever change.
And until then, remember, my friends, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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