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July 26, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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The High Priestess of Gibberish Has No Idea What to Do Next to Sway the Electorate
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This is the Friday version of this thing of ours and I gotta tell you something.
We have so much to say today and I want you to just get ready.
As we configure all of our machinery and the like, before we begin, let me just get some preparatory things out of the way.
You must remember to make sure that you are always subscribed to Lionel Nation.
I've said this before and I will say it again.
I'm continuing to get people who email me saying that for some reason or another, reasons that they can't explain, they will find that their Their subscriptions have been unsubscribed or what have you.
That's number one.
The alternate, the sister version of this is Lionel Legal.
And for the stuff that we never can talk about even remotely on platforms like this, that's the private channel.
We can go to Lionel Media and find out about that.
There is probably more Selective censorship now than there has ever been.
Selective.
It's weird.
It seems like the coast is clear, but it is not.
And finally, dear friend, let me remind you, October the 26th, I will be at the cutting room here in New York City, 10 days before the election.
And this is incredible.
Right now, so that you understand what's happening, people...
Have asked, and whenever you hear anyone say, you know, people ask me, you know nobody's asked them.
You know, people always come up to me and say, you know they've never come up to them and asked them.
Whenever they say that, nobody's asked them that.
Nobody's cared one way or the other.
It just never happened.
Nobody's cared about them.
But I will tell you what I'm hearing and what people say sometimes in the room and the chats and all that, is that we've never seen anything like this before.
Well, that's true, but it's hard to explain to people why this is not necessarily the worst of times, but I will tell you something which is the most important.
As we speak, there is no one in charge that you have elected.
Now let me say this again to you.
Let me see if I can put this into perspective.
As we speak, right now, as we speak, there is no one.
There is no one in charge that we have elected.
None.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
Whoever is in charge, whoever is running the show to kind of get things going, we have never voted them in or know who they are.
Nobody.
Joe Biden will be replaced.
I don't know when, the next couple of days, the week, but he will be replaced because he simply has run out of all terrible steam.
He's run out of steam.
There is no Joe Biden anymore.
You understand what I'm saying?
There is no Joe Biden.
Joe Biden is, and I don't want to say this, but For all practical purposes, dead.
He doesn't exist.
He does not exist.
Jill is in Paris.
She's trying to collect her life.
Don't be surprised if Jill violates the one rule in that people who are in office do not ever divorce.
You will never see people divorce outside of office.
Hillary Clinton and Bill, nobody.
Nixon, nobody.
It's like the mob, the mafia.
Nobody ever, ever gets a divorce.
You do know the story, the famous story of Willie Moretti and Frank Sinatra.
Willie Moretti, who was famous, infamous Willie Moretti, famous for that incident where he went Theoretically, they say to Tommy Dorsey, and said, we want you to excuse, this was the Johnny Fontaine version,
we want you to excuse, we want you to excuse Frank from his contract, and he said no, and then through some kind of persuasion and offer, he can't refuse, and blah blah blah.
So anyway, but, let me go back and say this again, he's gone.
Joe Biden is no more.
You do understand this.
So, now there's also talks about, and listen to me, everything from body doubles to, and again, I'm telling you what I am hearing.
Unless I get a confirmation, I don't know for sure.
But there are people who watch things.
There's kind of like a crowdsourced kind of look at this thing.
And people are noticing some things different.
They say, you know, that doesn't seem like Joe.
That didn't sound like Joe.
Joe...
Joe is supposedly...
How do I say this?
Joe is...
Joe and Bibi Netanyahu are, they say, the same height.
Six feet.
Yet the pictures they say of Joe with BB, he is significantly taller.
Now, I don't know if this is true.
I don't know if the picture is true.
I don't know if the...
I don't know any of that.
I'm merely telling you what people are saying.
If something is glaringly a fabrication, if something is not true, if something is not true...
They love to do it before your very eyes.
They love it.
Do you believe me or your lying eyes?
They love this.
There's something about this great line from Marshall McLuhan that says that little lies are hard to keep secret or hard to keep secret.
Little lies.
But big lies are easy because of our incredulity.
By the way, so special thanks to Calypsokins and Athanasios Stikopoulos.
Thank you.
Good day to Terry who says it's Friday.
Will Joe have a job by Sunday?
As I said, we will find out about it.
So let me just go back to some things here.
Remember.
Always, always, always say to yourself, do I have proof of something?
No, probably not.
There are people who love, love beyond anything, especially in our neck of the woods, to say that things are the way they are without any proof of this.
So the first thing you ought to understand, and by the way, Sip, I've got a lot to talk about.
Number one, Joe is on his way out.
There is no Joe Biden.
Joe Biden will never have that valedictory, the valediction from the grounds, from the White House on Marine One where he says goodbye.
You're not going to see that.
He's done.
They are going to install her immediately, full speed ahead.
Okay?
Now, another thing, speaking of different things.
Do you know a great story that's going around in some circles?
You may not hear this, but you heard it here first.
Maybe you heard it, maybe not.
Remember when President Trump had that terrible attempt when he said, get my shoes, get my shoes, get my shoes.
Remember that?
What was his preoccupation with his shoes?
And it was suggested by some people that, well, those were John Lobb shoes.
They're $2,500 a piece.
Do you know Donald Trump ever to be concerned about shoes?
He has more of these than you can imagine.
By the way, indeed, Andy Carman, thank you.
Rest in peace, John Mayall.
Absolutely.
It was a wonderful piece, a wonderful, very, very sensitive.
Eulogium from Eric Clapton to John Mayoff from the Blues Breakers and how they were so instrumental in our collective history.
There's so much to cover and I hope I get everything done.
Here's what some people are saying.
It's one of those stories where you hear and you think one of the reasons why they are suggesting Some people are suggesting that President Trump was so adamant about, get my shoes, get my shoes, was that he has lifts in them.
That he wants to appear taller than he is.
He has a fixation with height.
Look how tall Barron is.
He one time said, look how tall Eric is.
Eric is huge.
When you see that group, and Trump is tall, his brother, Robert, was enormous.
Enormous.
And who not?
I mean, I'm just saying.
I have no reason to believe this.
But it's one of those things where I say, put that aside.
Just listen to that.
Okay.
And sometimes you think, well, maybe there's something to it.
I don't know.
I also hear other stuff, which I might even get into, which also sound very, very plausible.
We'll leave it at that.
Next.
You know, we've got some good stuff coming up.
Let me get this out of the way before you forget it.
You know that whenever you do something for the shadow government, they pay you back on the back end.
They're very good about that.
You play ball with them and they will encourage you, especially if you're in show business.
And they want to make sure that you remain big in show business because you're of no use to them if...
You, for whatever reason, if for whatever reason, lose your stature.
There is going to be a battle on Broadway between two stars, Robert Downey Jr. and George Clooney.
George Clooney is going to be doing goodnight and good luck.
That Murrow thing, Downey Jr. is doing, I don't know what the hell it is.
But both of them are going to be vying for who makes the most money.
Who makes the most money?
I will predict right now.
George Clooney, because he went out, because he is the dutiful agent of these people, will be the official hands-down winner, the king of Broadway.
He will be the...
Everybody wants to be the richest, the most...
The highest paid.
It's something that means to them.
Downey Jr. had it for a while.
We'll see.
But do not...
Remember, keep an eye on this.
George Clooney, they're going to charge through the roof.
And don't be surprised if they guarantee him X amount of millions.
You're going to get it.
You will have bragging rights.
You will be the highest grossing actor.
Because, let's face it, what has he done?
Nothing.
Clooney got the Academy Award.
I mean, not Clooney.
Downey Jr.
So keep that.
Next, what are they going to do with Amal?
Who, by the way, lives in dread fear of autocorrect.
A-M-A-L, Amal Clooney, civil rights, human rights lawyer, not in bed with the wrong term, but in agreement with the ICC, ICJ, war crimes against Israel.
You got it?
Keep in mind that that's going to be very, very dicey.
Very, very nice.
Next, I'm going to throw these out to you so that you pay attention.
Just put these in the back of your mind.
Next, the Olympics in Paris has been a disaster.
And for the first time, people are saying, we're thinking about maybe moving.
We should have maybe one permanent site for the Olympics.
The Olympics just doesn't do.
It's not what it used to be.
It's just...
It doesn't.
It just doesn't.
It doesn't.
Next, on YouTube, on Twitter, there is a particular video that is referring to the 11th day of the 9th month, 23 years ago, involving an event here in New York that was, I'll never forget.
I'm going to tell you right now, it shows absolutely nothing new.
It's a sad and a cruel enticement to make you think that some revelation has been made, that some interest has been made.
That subject is dead.
It's put aside.
It's put to bed.
It's over.
It's just done.
Nobody but nobody cares anything about this.
It's a sad taunt, and I hate to see it, and I...
I don't like to...
It just makes me sad because nobody really is interested in deep diving, so just put that one aside.
We'll get to Gaza later because I've got to realize nobody cares about this.
Let me just say this efficiently.
You're right to it.
America doesn't care anything.
And not only that, nobody understands how disgusting it is to have the leader of any foreign country come to our country.
And demand this fealty and this obeisance in front of our Congress, the Republicans should be ashamed of themselves.
They are absolutely bought and sold.
They auctioned, they sold, they leveraged, they mortgaged their reputations and their sense of class and panache to be acting as some barking seal for Bibi Netanyahu.
Or Zelensky, or anybody else.
It is disgusting.
It is further disgusting to see the leader of a foreign country get more security than our own President Trump.
And it's also equally disgusting to see anybody come and destroy our national capital.
And I hear people say, you don't understand what these people are doing.
Who?
What Israel is doing to the people of Gaza is so reprehensible.
They're the war of criminals.
Okay, that may be.
I'm going to say this again.
Nobody comes to our country.
Nobody comes and destroys and vandalizes anything.
I don't care if you're BLM.
I don't care if you're Palestinian.
I don't give a damn who you are.
I don't care if you're a team happy because you won the Super Bowl or you won the Big Ten.
I don't care.
It's absurd.
How do you think?
See, I can't even explain the labyrinthine thought about this.
To have the American flag torched, and then to have Congress people say, USA, USA, with Israel?
It's like, what, are we the same?
Wait a minute, hold it!
I don't care what you think about Israel, that's fine.
We're the United States.
I am not going to bow down to anybody from any country.
I don't care if you're Ukraine, Israel, France, anything.
The Pope, the Vatican, anything.
We are losing our minds.
And a lot of these Republicans, a lot of these folks who come across as so tough, this obeisance, these lickspittles, these bootlickers, for Bibi, it's disgusting.
Absolutely, positively disgusting.
And this is why the Republicans are a bunch of sellouts, as are the Democrats, the whole lot.
It's like a huge political brothel.
You just pick the one you want, and they're yours for the night.
There is no...
It's a good game.
It's a big game.
All right.
This is nothing to remember.
We're going to go on irrespective of this election.
Now let me talk to you about a couple of things here.
Let's talk about Kamala Harris.
What is interesting about Kamala Harris?
Well, the first thing you've got to understand is they're doing everything in their power to show you that she is, without a doubt, the loved and the beloved.
They are doing everything, and I mean everything in their power, to say that she is the Darling.
That she is loved.
That she is the...
What am I trying to say?
That she is the heir apparent, the heiress apparent.
That she represents something that, I guess, they don't know what they've got with her.
They don't understand this.
This was so ill-conceived.
I know sometimes there's this tendency to say, yes, they're very good, but they make stupid errors.
Yes, they're very good, but they make incredible blunders.
They're going to find out they've got a pig in a poke.
They have no idea what Kamala Harris is about.
They have no idea.
Now, here's what's critical.
You very rarely have this much.
We live in a world today of social media platforms and X and Twitter and TikTok and everything else for that matter.
We have a seemingly endless supply of her statements.
Her statements that will resonate or resonate forever.
George Lenz says, You'll never reinvent her into a virtuous person.
That may be a George thank you, but we don't want to do that.
Nobody cares about that.
How do you reinvent her into somebody that will be voted for?
And George, everybody else remember, people do not know anything about her.
I mean, they know who she is, but they don't know the community, bank of the community, and space is space.
And that Ukraine is a big country next to a big country.
I mean, they don't know anything about this.
Repeat after me.
They do not know anything about her.
You do know that you know more than they do.
You do recognize the fact that they know more about...
You know more than they do.
You do recognize the fact that what you believe, that what you think...
Believe me when I tell you this.
What you think, what you believe...
What you believe is a...
I don't know what the word is.
What you think, or you believe, I guess, has nothing to do with what most people think.
Most people have no idea about Bibi, no idea about Ukraine, no idea about anything.
They haven't really come to grips with what's happening.
Why?
Because I'm telling you, the election right now as we speak is 102...
Days away.
102 days away.
You got that, right?
It's very, very important.
The DNC convention is 24 days away.
And more importantly, this is also important, it is 178 days until the next inauguration.
See, put all of these numbers into the equation, and what it means is that Joe Biden cannot do this, is not going to do this, cannot do this.
So understand, make sure you fully comprehend what's happening.
You will see something, not part of a coup, but he's just going to be gone.
You will never see him again.
Dan says, Lana, any chance you will do a live show election night?
You're better than any MSM coverage.
Oh, with election night, yes, and many, many before that, Dan, indeed.
Raul says Kamala will enjoy her short stay as president.
I hope so.
I hope so.
Remember, keep in mind...
The polls.
Keep in mind what's going on and pay attention to this.
Now, let me give you an idea.
Because we're going to go through this.
Remember, right now, there's the Kamala that she likes.
Kamala is a woman who wants more than anything else to be loved, sexy, movie star-like, and beloved.
This is not necessarily...
I think a lot of people feel like that.
Kamala was plucked.
She's the Chauncey Gardner of this.
She's here.
We can talk about this.
Victor Davis Hanson has a wonderful piece how there was a coup.
That's great.
That's a post-mortem.
You want to talk about that?
Go ahead and read it.
You want to hear how we got here?
Great.
You want to hear how she couldn't pull 2%?
Great.
You want to hear how...
Joe was brought in to basically run counter to Bernie Sanders.
Great.
Now, I talked about something last night, which is the most important.
That's how the tech bros are going to be against Hollywood.
This is the most important battle you're going to see that nobody's discussing.
Because it's not very sexy.
You've got to think about something that...
What's her name?
Caitlin Collins, the woman with the eyebrows?
You have to understand that whether it's Fox News or CNN, it's got to be very simple.
B-roll, flash, sweepers, breaking news, all of this, just to keep it going.
Very superficial.
And the depth that anybody...
When I saw sometimes, it never...
There are two people I saw, haven't seen them recently, but fairly recently, because it's on my YouTube rotation.
Fox has Karl Rove.
Fox has Karl Rove.
Karl Rove hates Trump, and that's fine.
But that's alright.
Maybe it's a good perspective.
And Harold Ford Jr.
Now, I don't know where people got from.
Oh, and Newt Gingrich.
What are you doing?
This is when I know they're not serious.
This is when I know they're simply not serious.
They think, bless his heart, they think that Rush Limbaugh is still alive.
They think this is 1985.
They're living in a dream.
Now, let's look at this one right here.
This is Kamala Harris, who in 2022 was asked this question.
And watch carefully.
Now keep in mind, Minnesota's important.
This is Ilhan Omar.
Very, very anti-Israel.
This is the non-committal.
These are the people who vote non-committal.
These are the people who say, sorry, we're not going to commit ourselves.
Okay.
She doesn't know what to do.
This is 2022.
Now, I want you to watch and keep in mind, Kamala does not know how to answer questions.
They throw things out to her.
She says things and then she doesn't understand.
She'll just make something up.
She'll make up things like Joe Biden does.
About how her father and her mother were involved in this civil rights movement.
Her mother's this Indian from South Africa.
Her father's Jamaican.
I don't even know how much he was here.
But according to her, they were marching and she was a little baby.
And she said, freedom!
She makes these things up.
Her South Asian, her Indian mother isn't free.
Again, it's just, when you find yourself, like Joe Biden, making things up and embellishing stories, you get lost in the lie, and then you realize, oh my God, I've gone too far.
Not to mention, she doesn't know what she's talking about.
So, watch her.
This is very, very important.
Watch Kamala's face.
Can you see it right now?
She's thinking, uh-oh, because she's being asked, Do you have any thoughts about this?
Well, first of all, I am a child of parents who marched for civil rights in the 1960s in America.
Okay, now this is one where if you went back, again, I'm sure there may be something to this, and I'm also not sure, and I don't know how much of her father's parentage, but there's talk about he was a rather radicalized professor.
Yeah, I don't really care about that because sometimes...
There were some pretty average folks who were, quote, radicalized.
But just see if you believe this story.
And I have always been and will always be a supporter of peaceful protests.
Okay, that's good.
That's not what we're talking about.
Because the peaceful protests, these bonds and these defense funds, were for people who basically torched and destroyed property.
Many peaceful protests over the history of our country have led to an expansion of riots.
Now, we know this.
Now, here we go.
This is where she's patting.
She's tap dancing.
She has no idea what to do.
Her brain is connected.
And I have a dream in Rosa Parks.
She's not answering the question.
And the woman on the left is growing increasingly miffed.
And an expansion of civil rights.
So that's where I stand on peaceful protest.
And I think that, unfortunately, what we're seeing is people are playing political games right now.
Now, again, she's not answering the question.
She's got she has not even even approximated answering the question days away from midterms.
And we have sadly not seen a lack of misinformation and disinformation.
And and I think this is another one of those examples.
I want to answer one part of the question.
Were you or were you not?
Were you or were you not advocating, supporting and defending people?
Arrested for violence, for the destruction of property, not for protesting.
You've got to make sure you give her a very specific answer, and when she does not answer, you stop and say, that's not what I asked you.
You bring her right back.
This is the salvation.
This is why the Harris party, the Harris tribunal, The convocation, the consortium, is going to do everything in their power to keep her away from anything roughly involving answering questions.
And for those people, and this is something which you and I have talked about this, but imagine what this is like.
Imagine for the very first time, remember, you really know nothing about Kamala Harris.
And this is the first thing you hear.
Imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been.
You know?
What can be unburdened by what has been.
What can be unburdened by what has been.
What can be unburdened.
By what has been.
What we can see, what we believe can be, I'm burdened by what has been.
See what happened was that she even tried to riff it.
Even this line, she tried to riff it because even she was saying, you know, I'm going to see if I can kind of pad this a little bit.
No, she can't.
And she wants so much to be profound.
Profundity is what she seeks and she's nowhere even near it.
Check out Bill's face here.
Look at Bill.
Bill looks like the...
Like the anxiolytic just kicked in.
Can be unburdened by what has been.
What can be unburdened by what has been.
Who we can be unburdened by what has been.
This is in the Senate.
Now by the way, I'm not going to put you through this.
This entire piece is three minutes, three and a half minutes.
I can't put you through this.
Three and a half minutes.
Of unedited.
Well, edited in terms of being put together.
So remember something.
And I want you to stop for just one second.
She is not going to get better.
They're going to work on the cackling, the cackenation.
That they are.
But nobody else.
Nothing else.
Martin says, will anyone care about her time as a prosecutor?
Depends how it's phrased.
Depends how it's phrased.
George Lenz says, apparently prostitution is legal.
Shining example.
Okay, very good.
Remember, to the left, they're not into prosecution.
That's not to the left.
They don't want to hear about that.
Prosecution's not good.
Especially what she did regarding marijuana users and the like.
No, prosecution, she's going to run from that.
She's going to run.
Here is the one, too, which you must grasp.
Dispute.
It's important for the American people to remember.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Please work with me on this one.
She has no idea what to say about Gaza.
None.
She hates...
She hates Bibi Danyahu.
She hates these people.
She is 100%.
Down to her interstitial core.
And I might even say, listen, a lot of people do.
But most people will say flat out, oh, no, no.
Say what you want about Ilhan Omar.
Say what you want about Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Jerry Nadler.
They said, get away from Bibi.
This is a losing proposition.
Bernie Sanders is consistent.
Ilhan Omar sticks to what she says.
She doesn't change her mind.
Rashida Tlaib, AOC, Ayanna Pressley, they don't change their mind.
They're unequivocal.
They say what you want, and there's something to be said for that.
And I respect anybody who may be wrong, but I like somebody who says, I'm not backing off.
This one doesn't know what she's doing.
So what does she do?
She brings this word in.
She brings this crazy word in.
For the first time, binary.
When you hear binary, you think, oh, you mean sexuality?
Non-binary?
Non-female?
Non-male?
Oh, you mean that?
Don't use that word.
Binary is associated with sexuality, with what's going on right now.
Whether you like it or not, whether it's correct or not, none of that matters.
There are certain things.
So this is right now the lunacy, the lunacy to even use, especially when Bibi was talking about, hey, listen, for you to be gays for Gaza as I'm being chickens for KFC, Which he thought was the greatest line.
And that's all people cared about.
He finds these moments.
He's very good.
Remember the time he had the picture of that...
Remember that...
That bomb kind of like...
That...
That...
Acme kind of a...
Roadrunner coyote.
Remember the Acme...
The bomb with the fuse around.
And he had this red line.
He went like this.
A red line.
And that was like...
It's a visual.
It's a red line.
He's drawing a red line, everybody!
Okay, he's smart.
He does a better job.
Can we go to the Knesset?
Do you mind?
Can we go there?
Do you mind if President Trump goes there and says, listen, you better understand something.
There better be a two-state solution.
What?
When was the last time that's going to happen?
No, but he comes here.
And Zelensky too.
Okay.
I'm sorry for these intros, but please, the context.
Nobody wants to hear the word binary, okay?
But listen to her.
It is important for the American people to remember.
Now, this is her reading.
Where's the teleprompter for this?
She cares so little about the story, she's reading it like a hostage note.
The war in Gaza is not a binary issue.
The war in Gaza.
Do you know what that means?
The war?
Okay, who started the war?
Now, you may say to yourself, well, October the 7th.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
They will say, oh, this happened way before.
Oh, no, no.
See, to America, this is October the 7th.
To Israel, it's October the 7th.
To the Republicans, October the 7th.
And it's Hamas versus Israel.
That's it.
Talk about binary.
It's dualism.
That's it.
To the rest of the world, they're saying, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is, this is, no, October the 7th was this story.
So anyway, this is, she's being handed this, she's reading this, and she means none of it.
However, too often, the conversation is binary.
The conversation.
We're talking about a war.
During World War II, we didn't have conversations with the Weimar Republic.
We didn't have conversations between, you know, the Ribbentrop.
No, no, these conversations, these concepts.
Conversations is what you have on the view.
A conversation is what you have with Ellen.
Or a conversation, a confab, a conviviation, a little soiree, a tete-a-tete, a kind of a no-no-no-no.
Immediately, through her duplicity, through this moronic, childlike, sophomoric, juvenescent simplicity, and she can't even have the dignity of reading this off a prompter?
When the reality is anything but.
So I ask my fellow Americans to help encourage efforts to acknowledge the complexity, the nuance, and the history of the region.
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait a minute.
What?
This is like some kind of a weird...
To understand the dialectics, the didactics, the nuances, the perspectives, the historical antecedents.
Listen to this.
Nonsense!
When the reality is anything but.
So I ask my fellow Americans to help encourage efforts to acknowledge the complexity.
Please, you don't understand.
We're trying to help you.
Citizens of Gaza, we're here to help you.
We've got this bridge that didn't work.
Remember that floating thing?
Sorry about the 2,000-pound bombs.
But we're trying to apply...
An effort to define and to explicate and expatiate the complexity, the labyrinthine nature of this most Warren-like situation before us now.
The nuance and the history of the region.
The history of the region?
Oh!
Palestinians would love to tell you about the history.
No, no, no, no.
They'll tell you about the Nakba 1948.
Oh, no, no.
Balfour Declaration.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not that one.
Well, what history do you mean, Kamala?
I don't know the history.
The new ones?
Let us all condemn terrorism and violence.
Let us condemn terrorism and violence.
Whose committee, who was that for?
Now, that means, obviously, that's Hamas, okay?
And let me explain something to you.
I don't care what you say.
What happened on October the 7th, was that terrorism?
By definition.
Absolutely.
Now, other people are saying, well, no, no, that was a resistance, and that was called for, and that was warranted.
Could very well be.
But...
When you have people on hang gliders and whatever, and busting down, yes.
And kidnapping, or whatever the extent of that was.
Let's not be afraid of what this is.
But the other question is, does Israel commit terrorism?
Now you can say no, because a country cannot commit terrorism.
Terrorism is only committed by quasi-like factions and derivative factions.
For example, PLO is a terrorist.
Jordan is a country.
Countries cannot commit terrorism.
I swear to you, that's the rules today.
Now, if you want to prevent the suffering...
One thing that I think the innocent civilians would say is, why are you providing 2,000-pound bombs?
Israel would say, well, to get Hamas.
Palestinians would say, we're not buying that trope anymore.
There's no Hamas here.
Hamas is not a...
Yeah, you might get some leader, but Hamas is an idea.
It's like you're trying to stop terrorism.
It's like Al-Qaeda.
Did you destroy Al-Qaeda, ISIS?
ISIL, Daesh, Korra, not Korraza.
The Daesh, God, there were so many of these names.
Al-Aqsa Brigade.
Did you get no?
Do you think that you're going to, like, oh, there's no more Hamas.
It's gone.
Or do you inspire more iterations and factions of Hamas?
And let us condemn.
Anti-Semitism, Islamophobia, and hate of any kind.
Anti-Semitism, which today means saying something against Israel.
Okay?
Islamophobia.
I don't know what that is.
I mean, I know right after 9-11, I heard people say things just about people who were Muslim.
I heard that.
I knew that.
I was here in New York.
I saw that.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
That's Islamophobia.
But targeting a country, for example, if you say, hey, Hamas is doing that, it's not Islamophobia.
And by the way, having a problem with Israel is not anti-Semitism.
And I don't want to go through this, but the word Semite, that is not necessarily a synonym for Jewish or Judaism or Israeli.
The people who live, what some people believe is the indigenous people, Are Semites themselves.
So the word is wrong.
It always has been wrong.
It's a word that's been co-opted.
It's a word that's been misappropriated for too long.
It is important for the American people to remember.
The war in Gaza is not...
Was that it?
Did I do that?
Sorry about that.
...and hate of any kind.
Okay.
Now, what do you think about that?
Gibberish.
Absolute, utter gibberish.
This insincere blather, this prattle, this nonsense.
Absolute, absolute Total nonsense.
Jean Crane says, her father is against liberalism and communism.
I watched a few clips of him on YouTube from a 2020 campaign.
He is basically a conservative.
And yet other people are showing factions where he was some kind of a Marxist.
I don't know.
But thank you.
Danny Saunders says, do you think she will ever debate Trump?
She has to.
You have to.
You can't.
You can't.
She's going to do everything, Danny.
She's going to say, I'm not going to debate him.
He's a convicted felon.
He's a liar.
I don't debate lies.
That won't work.
She's going to try that because she just can't do it.
Soul76Can says, regarding Kamala Harris, remember that anti-truancy program she did that threatened parents with prosecution if their kids miss school?
Yes, bizarre.
I do.
She also said that Gen Zers are stupid.
They're just stupid.
Remember that one?
And also, her neck reference.
I don't know what that means, but that's interesting.
You know, it's funny.
Whenever, and thank you, by the way, whenever you notice about people looking different, I could have sworn, Mrs. L one time and I noticed, there was a woman, I swear to God, I would have said, that's a Melania double.
Absolutely.
It was not really up close, but it didn't look like her, but it was a Melania double.
Kate Middleton, that double, it wasn't even a Kate.
It wasn't even a double.
It was the wrong person.
They do things sometimes knowing you'll respond negatively, and they do things so that you will say something which causes them to respond with, oh, come on, do you not have any?
Would you please stop this?
Would you please stop?
Do you, you conspiracy?
This word, you do know that word doesn't mean anything anymore, right?
You do know that.
You do know that.
I mean, it doesn't even make any sense.
When Joy read, have you heard, go back and listen, they believe absolutely nothing.
Are you also, have you seen this?
The signal, have you seen the hand signal?
Baseball games, whatever.
Hand over the ear and the fist pump.
Did you see that?
That's the symbol of whatever it was.
When Joy reading out this is, well, where are the medical records?
The medical records?
What about Joe's medical records?
Oh, there's a difference.
Sorry about the medical records.
And they sit there and they just sit in their they sit in their homes and their apartment in the most hideous Hideous of configurations.
Look, these are people who spend hours on hair and makeup and angles.
I like the fact that she finally said, ah, the hell with these wigs.
It's got to be easier.
It's got to be easier.
The stuff she was wearing, it was like, what is this?
It was like a nest of a bird landed on her.
What is it?
Mops?
I don't know what it was.
In any event.
They have these things where these cameras, I'm not going to mention it was on the other day, where it's like, right up this guy's nose, it's like his nose hair, I mean, it's just, it's weird.
It's like, would you look, is this the look you, anyway, anyway, what am I going to say?
Now, the best one was, this is where people are the best.
Some people, let me tell you something, to be sincere is tough.
Edav says, anyway, two early predictions on an October surprise?
Well, I think the surprises are sort of here, maybe?
But what kind of surprise?
Don't rule it out.
Ryan says, I think the DNC have conceded the White House and propping Kamala up in a way to shore up the POC women vote save down ballot candidates.
I don't think so.
Ryan, I don't think so.
I think that there are people who believe and they're acting.
By the way, CNN reported Trump wasn't going to the debate.
I don't know.
There is no way that Trump is not going to want to debate.
There's no way.
No way at all.
None!
He lives for this.
He dreams for this.
And this is the one that's going to be the most heavily anticipated debate ever.
Ever.
Because remember something.
Remember, and this is the most important, I want you to tell all your friends this.
Listen to me carefully.
People looked at Joe Biden and they said, poor Joe Biden.
He is at the end of the trajectory.
You got this?
I have no idea.
Barry and I don't know what that is.
Mick, what does this mean?
Is this Barry and Mike?
Again, sometimes I've just...
I don't think we need to be as...
Anyway, we'll get to the Obama thing in a moment, if that's what you're alluding to.
Let me go back to what I'm saying.
And thank you, by the way.
I do not believe that people are saying, okay, look, we're going to throw her out there and she's a place setter and oh well, whatever.
No, no, no, no.
I think people think somehow in their initial deluded state, oh no, she's going to win.
And they think that somehow something's going to happen.
But I want you to remember something.
And I want you to tell your friends this.
Remember, the main line, the essence of our position is very simply this.
Do you want four more years of this?
And if you think he was bad, at least Joe knew how to hit the brakes.
This one doesn't.
She doesn't know what she's doing.
Okay, but remember this very, very carefully.
And this is critical.
Critical, critical, critical.
Joe is at the end of the trajectory of the round.
He was just, this is it.
He is gone.
So you're seeing the shell of a man who was great.
With her, she is at the zenith.
She is at the highest stage in this atavism, you know, this reincarnation, the apotheosis.
This is her at her best with coaching, training, prompter reading.
She is at her best.
She will never be better than this now.
But she thinks this like this.
Now also notice, you're going to see here, Les laughing.
They told her, we're going to hook you up.
Maybe through some kind of a desensitization.
Maybe some kind of an aversive stimuli where they put it around her vocal cords.
And when they hear that cackle, maybe she's giving a little bit of a little painless.
Tingle just through some kind of classical conditioning to get her to stop.
Clone, as Steve says, you were right about the wind puppet idea.
There is no Kamala Harris and there never has been.
She only exists when someone else animates her.
Absolutely!
She does not.
They are.
Let me give you an idea.
She cannot do.
Remember the old expression, be sincere whether you mean it or not.
Some people could do it.
Ronald Reagan, the best.
Nobody is better than Ronald Reagan.
And as good as Donald Trump is, he's so real, he's not an actor.
But you need an actor.
And you need somebody to just speak.
When Bill Clinton did the biting the lip, I'll feel your pain, you know, that kind of thing.
Hillary couldn't do it.
Very few people have this ability to really connect.
And the people who are running her show aren't...
See, I would look at Kamala and say, when is she the best?
Give me like 5, 10...
I want to see her when she's the best.
I haven't seen it yet.
I haven't seen it.
I would...
If I were the advisor, I would sit down and say, I want to just talk to you.
And I'm going to look at her and I'm going to figure out how do I bring her to that stage that I like?
Do you have any brothers and sisters?
Where were you born?
And cut all that laughing stuff out.
Just talk to me the truth.
Tell me the truth.
Tell me the truth.
The hardest question to ask is, like Teddy Kennedy said, why do you want to be president?
Why?
Because they pulled me.
Because I am...
And they're going to be doing this DEI.
Do not back off DEI.
Do not back...
I was hearing our good friend...
I really like them a lot.
Because I think they're the future.
Crystal and Sager.
Sager's really...
This guy, he's got it.
Crystal is a bit idealistic.
And she said, you know, like...
Lose the like.
That's another thing.
Literally, bro.
Literally.
You can't say like as much as you do.
But anyway.
DEI comes across as racist.
Wrong!
Wrong!
It's your word, not mine.
I didn't come up with that crap.
You did.
If you don't like DEI, end it.
Don't tell me I'm being racist because I refer to it.
And that's what they're doing.
Don't do this.
I would say...
Lay off the cat lady thing.
Lay off things that are sexist and looks and sexuality.
You don't need that.
You want to talk about Donald Trump's sexuality?
No!
No!
Just leave that.
It's not that I have a hard time.
Not because I'm a prude.
It's not effective.
It's not effective.
Don't do this.
But do not back off DEI.
Raul says, can clockwork orange treatment lessen her laughing?
No, I think what it is, and I appreciate that, she is going to go through.
You're just going to hear less.
She's going through training now.
They know what it is.
We've given her the research, Raul, and thank you, which is her own words.
Because that's her thing.
Now, let me explain something.
If you saw the story of her getting the call from Barack, it is the phoniest drivel.
It was saccharine, ersatz, plastic, phony, absolutely the worst.
And she has no earthly idea of how bad it was.
Nor did anybody else.
Please, I don't want to go Zapruder on you, but we have to break this thing down.
I want you to notice.
Hi!
Okay, stop right there.
Stop right there.
Stop right there.
First and foremost, number one, this is a thing that was started a while back.
The first time I ever saw this was years ago when the Kardashians did this.
Okay?
It was this thing where people would talk.
On the phone, I mean, people would always say, hey, make sure you don't put it, you know, there's radiation, make sure you don't put it to your ear.
Nobody does anymore.
I'm the only one.
I'm the only person who even, because you will never see me in public.
But anyway, so that's what people do now.
You will hear also games and music.
It's this idea that I live in this bubble.
Okay, but let's go back, all right?
So, remember, there is a cameraman in front of her.
Who is walking at the moment she gets the surprise call.
There happens to be a cameraman.
She's wired.
You see the lavalier mic?
The lav mic?
Here.
She's wired, ready for this call as she's walking.
She's walking.
Remember the old days?
There was this commercial.
There was this woman, when I was a kid, it was for some feminine product, and they said, hey, how do you do it?
And she's the reporter, and she's on the steps of the courthouse.
Did you ever see that one?
And she's on the courthouse, and she's walking, and they're handing her the script, and whatever it is, and they go, Gene, how do you do it?
And she, like, winks in the back of her car and pulls out a box of these products for women.
I'm thinking, How did you make that connection?
That's how you do it?
I wasn't talking about that.
It's like, hey Dave, how do you do it?
Charmin toilet paper.
What?
That's how I do it.
If I didn't have that, let's face it, I wouldn't be outside.
Okay.
That's not what I meant.
I meant, is it hard work or tenacity?
But anyway, so that's the issue.
Here she is.
She's walking.
She's busy.
Happened to be mic'd up.
When lo and behold, somebody...
Hands or a phone.
And immediately they go right to this piece and the balance, the recording is perfect.
Almost as though it was overdubbed.
Almost as though this was all, dare I say, staged.
Hi!
Hey there!
Aw, you're both together.
Oh, it's good to hear you both.
Now, here, hey, hey, how are you?
Hey, how are you?
Hey, this is the guy.
Now, think about this.
This is the fellow who didn't even endorse her.
Hey, Barry.
Yeah, listen, I'm running.
I'm going to hurry.
What is it, babe?
Yeah, listen, yeah.
Yeah, make sure you got lids on it.
Yeah, take a frosty.
Give me your frosty.
Hang on, Barry.
You too, Michelle.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
What is it?
What can I do for you?
As opposed to, this is the call!
This is the call!
I've been waiting for this call because everybody's been saying, why hasn't he endorsed you?
And they even call it.
The Obamas call Kamala.
Oh, it's good to hear you both.
What are you doing?
Are you just having to call me?
Oh, it's good to hear you both.
I can't have this phone call without saying to my girl Kamala.
To my girl.
You're my girl.
You go, girl.
My girl.
Our girl.
We ignored you.
We never wanted you.
You know and I know that Barry had absolutely no interest in you whatsoever.
He wanted Mark Kelly.
But we're going to pretend like all that's...
Because you're my girl.
You go, girl.
Talking about my girl.
My girl.
And they're all going to get very, very...
All of a sudden, hey!
And Barack Obama, who has no sincerity whatsoever, they're calling their girl, okay?
I have this phone call without saying to my girl Kamala, I am proud of you.
This is going to be historic.
I'm proud of you because what we did was we iced the old man.
We absolutely did.
He's gone.
He sleeps with the fishes.
We took him out.
Like he took on everybody before.
And we didn't want you, Kamala.
Make sure you understand something.
We talked you out of this.
When you were pulling 2%, you didn't even make Iowa.
We talked you out of this.
We've never liked you.
We're going to pretend now that you're our girl.
You go, girl.
We called to say Michelle and I couldn't be prouder.
Listen to this sound!
This is some great phone she's got, isn't it?
I mean, this is...
And the lav mic?
It's so spontaneous.
Michelle and I couldn't be prouder to endorse you and to do everything we can to get you through this election and into the Oval Office.
Now, hang on.
Are you endorsing me?
Now, wait a minute.
She just said...
Think about that.
Does she know you're endorsing her?
So you called her before?
If you don't know that I'm endorsing you, which apparently this is what this is, and you say, I just want you to know that we're endorsing you, you think she'd say, hey, well, that's great, because I was wondering where in the hell you've been.
She acts like, okay.
She doesn't even follow the reaction.
She doesn't even say, like, thanks for the endorsement.
Oh, good, good, because everybody else has endorsed me.
You're the last one.
Oh, my goodness.
Michelle Brock, this means so much to me.
This is so much.
You know what?
I'm so busy.
Can you get me a latte?
Hang on, Burberry.
Jerry, can you get me a latte?
I'm in this garage.
I don't know where the hell I am.
But it happened to be Mike.
And to think it was so spontaneous.
And you cameramen, did you know about this?
Did you?
There's a sound man here.
How did you get this?
I'm looking forward to doing this with the two of you, Doug and I both.
Doug.
Remember my husband?
You know, Doug?
And that weird daughter-in-law?
Yeah, Doug?
Doug.
My husband, Doug.
Yeah!
You know, yeah, right, right, right, right.
Getting out there.
Stepdaughter, the stepdaughter.
The one with the tattoos in Brooklyn.
Yeah, her, whatever her name is.
Yeah, sure, right.
Being on the road, but most of all, I just want to tell you the words you have spoken and the friendship that you have given over all these years.
Wait a minute, stop.
Words haven't said anything.
Haven't said anything.
What are you talking about, words?
What the hell are you talking about, the words?
There's no words.
Has he called yet?
No.
Son of a...
What about Michelle?
Nothing?
Nothing?
They're getting endorsements from people.
Emmanuel Lewis, TV's Webster, you know, Nancy Walker.
Oh, she's dead.
Rula Lenska.
Everybody who's there.
But not the biggest ones ever.
No.
Nothing.
Zero.
Nada.
Let's go back to this.
Try this with the two of you, Doug and I both.
And getting out there, being on the road.
Being on the road.
Oh, she can't wait to be on the road.
You know why?
Because she's going to come out and talk to you.
She can't wait to spew this bilge about space and community being in the community.
But most of all, I just want to tell you the words you have spoken and the friendship that you have given over all these years.
He didn't even say we're endorsing you.
That's it.
Nothing.
Again.
Again, he's the last holdout because he didn't want you.
Stop lying.
...mean more than I can express.
So thank you both.
Thank you very much.
So much.
And we're going to have some fun with this too, aren't we?
Oh, God.
You know, when I was a kid, I don't know about you, but my mother...
Always made sure.
Whenever we had, we had these aunts.
I had so many.
My grandmother's sisters.
We had a call of, you know, Tia Melina, Tia Pepina, Aunt Rose.
And I used to hate this.
But they always, you call her and you thank her for that $5 or whatever it was.
Go, hello, Tia Pepina.
Hey!
All my aunts sound like me.
I don't know what they, I don't know what they.
I have no idea.
I did the best imitation of Aunt Rose.
Aunt Rose would make pizza.
She had like a nose.
In fact, when we were at...
Her funeral, and my sister, who I could just mortify, would stand there and I would say, I can't mean.
My sister's looking at me like, what are you doing?
I'm doing Aunt Rose when she's, anyway.
But we would always call up, hello, Aunt Rose.
Thank you so much for the money.
Thank you.
It means so much to me.
That was so kind of you.
Is that okay?
Can I do that?
More?
Okay.
It was very nice of you.
Thank you for remembering me every year at this time.
Thank you so much.
And yes, tell Uncle Nick, thank you very much.
Thank you.
And here's my sister.
And she said, what are you putting me on?
No, she has something to tell you.
Hang on a minute.
Talk to her.
Hi, Aunt Rose.
What?
That's Kamala.
That's Kamala.
And it's so wonderful to me.
Thank you very much for being here together.
Say Georgie Jessel.
She can't even do that.
Nobody's buying it.
Somebody said, this is a good idea.
No!
Don't you know we live in a world where all we do is we love authenticity?
Nobody believes this.
Nobody.
It's garbage.
Let me see here.
Let me see.
Just a second.
I'm looking.
Oh, Barry Apple said, you and I think so, but, well, it's true.
I mean, again, I'm not telling you what we'll be.
I'm pointing out how this isn't working.
George Lentz says, you know Barack is holding his nose over this.
Oh, absolutely!
And you can tell!
Nobody's buying this!
If you've ever watched Body Language Ghost on YouTube, you should.
She takes political interviews and breaks down.
When they are being deceptive.
Body language is sometimes effective only when it's obvious.
But thank you.
Major Michael says, is that her parents calling her at the camp?
I don't know.
And cult of personality, living color, yes, indeed.
I still like that.
I saw them open for the Stones, by the way.
Remember the lead singer?
In any event.
Now, let's make sure, dear friends, we understand this.
They can't do this right.
They can't do this.
As I was trying to explain with this wind sock, there is no Kamala Harris.
There is no Kamala Harris.
They really understand things.
They get it.
Jimmy Carter might have been one of the smartest ones ever who knew, and so did Bill Clinton, but they understood what's going on.
And for her to use, some idiot actually said, use the term non-binary when you're talking about Israel?
Non-binary?
They have no idea what's going on.
None.
Here we go.
The Republicans said, we don't want to lose the money if, if, if.
If, tomorrow, if AIPAC or significant voter donation blocks from various Israeli causes, stop pretending they don't exist.
If all of a sudden they say, hey listen, yeah, we're not giving you any money, but we appreciate you being with us.
Excuse me, was that?
Yeah, you know, whoever these people are.
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
What?
Yeah, we're not going to be We're not going to be donating to your campaigns anymore.
You're not.
No, but we appreciate you being with us.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're what?
Well, you're with us, aren't you?
You're with Israel against...
Wait a minute.
You're not going to...
The money's not coming?
No.
No, because this is about an ideological, existential...
I guarantee you, nobody would have been in Congress.
Nobody.
You know it and I know it.
Everybody knows this.
Stop pretending and stop lying to me and stop.
I'm an adult.
You're an adult.
We all know this.
Nancy Goetz says, I'm so glad you're here, Lionel.
Spitting fire.
Thank you.
I like that.
And Gran Torino versus Torino.
Thank you.
I like that.
appreciate that.
Okay, now here we go.
Here we go.
Mrs. L brings up a good thing.
And by the way, I'll just defer to her.
And I think she's right about this.
Michelle is going to go heavy into campaigning and not Barack.
Now, does that mean anything?
No.
Does that mean anything?
We'll see.
We'll see.
Remember, Let me do this again, and I know I'm boring.
I know I'm boring.
I know that I'm boring.
The actual reality is this.
You have three groups of people.
I'll make it simple.
People who love Trump, people who hate Trump, And people who are in the middle.
Nobody wants...
Listen to me carefully.
Nobody wants Kamala Harris.
Let me say this, and let me go on the record.
You are not going for the pro-Kamala Harris group.
Nobody.
And the reason why is simple.
Hang on a minute.
The reason why is simple.
Unburdened by what has been.
What can be.
Right.
Unburdened by what has been.
What we can see.
Okay, I don't want to put you through that, okay?
Let me just say this again.
Listen carefully.
Nobody.
Nobody.
She was like the, who?
Kamala Harris?
Okay.
She was always like, okay, alright, you know, yeah, okay, sure, whatever.
I don't know what the analogy would be in life, but...
Alright.
Nobody caught on.
She's been a joke from the beginning.
She dances.
Kind of like Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Always wants to dance.
You want to see me dance, don't you?
What is that meme?
Who is that one actor?
He goes, let's dance.
Yeah.
Let's dance.
He's with Ben Stiller.
I don't know what her name is, but I like that one.
Dan says, Kamala once said, I want to do for the country.
What I did for California.
Oh dear God.
So let me start off with this.
Here is Michelle Obama's position.
Hello, I'm Michelle Obama.
Now listen.
Barack's not here because he hates her.
Not personally.
Just nobody's listening to her.
He feels extremely rebuffed.
He feels ignored.
Nobody's paying attention to him.
He doesn't know what the hell is going on.
He thinks that he can't believe.
He can't believe how they have forgotten him.
And by the way, you know what I like about him?
And I mean this sincerely.
Have you seen how white his hair got?
I mean, not that it matters, but I mean, it's like, wow!
I mean, whoa!
I like that.
If you're going to go white, do it.
He can't all of a sudden do the men's hair now or for men only or whatever it's called.
All of a sudden, tomorrow.
It doesn't work that way.
Gran Torino, thank you.
But he is saying, I don't want any of this stuff.
I never wanted her.
He said Trump's going to beat her.
And that's why he was the last one on.
They said, hey, look, Barry.
By the way, Barry was the word, a term that he said, not the Satoro thing, but Barry was the name that he said one time in an interview that they called him when he was in school.
That that was a nickname.
That's what his friends called him.
Okay, we're not going to go through that again.
Remember that?
Remember his old girlfriend?
Gone.
Just like Michelle's internet history.
Gone.
Nobody said anything about Borders are.
Try to find it.
What?
Go ahead and find it.
Well, people remember it.
But nobody cares about it.
Anyway, but here's Obama.
And he said, uh-uh.
I ain't gonna do this.
You're not gonna see me.
I don't know if he appeared once.
They had Jimmy Kimmel.
Uh...
George Clooney.
Remember Julia Roberts?
I remember what I told you if you just tuned in.
They made the deal with Clooney.
And they said, listen, you're going to be on Broadway.
Downey Jr. is going to be on Broadway.
You're going to be the king of Broadway.
Guaranteed.
To pay you back for this.
Because George hasn't done anything.
And he's married to Amal, that one.
And they're going to tone her.
You better tone that Israel stuff down.
What do you mean?
I'm a human rights lawyer.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Don't screw this up for me.
Not now.
You can play human rights lawyer after we're done with this.
But you don't understand.
It's genocide.
I don't want to hear that word.
Shut up.
Go away.
Leave me alone.
I don't know you.
And her friends are saying, come on, Amal.
Do something.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
I'm married to George Clooney.
Well, theoretically, whatever that means.
But anyway, okay?
So remember, George Clooney is going to be the king of Broadway.
You heard it here first.
Wow, look at this!
Sets new records!
Because they're going to make a deal with him.
That's why they pulled him out.
And the fact that he thinks, the hubris of these people, he thinks that anybody actually, seriously...
I mean, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life.
This is the most...
People would say, well, you know, I wasn't sure whether I was going to vote or not.
I gotta tell you something.
It's the dangest thing here.
You know, but I'll tell you one thing for sure.
When I saw that George Clooney, I said, well, that just settles it all.
I'll tell you what, that George Clooney, he's a hell of an actor.
I saw that old country way out there or whatever it's called.
He was a funny man.
I love that.
I love that man.
He's a great actor.
Ocean's 15 or whatever the hell that's called.
It was wonderful.
But the one that put me over the top, Rosie O'Donnell.
Swear to God, I wasn't sure about this.
I said, now hang on now.
George, you know.
What's his name?
The president.
You know, Joe Biden may be a good job, but I don't think he's that bad yet.
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what, Christopher.
But boy, now that George Clooney, and when he wrote that real nice letter, well, that just did it all.
That just did it all.
They actually believe this.
And let me tell you something.
I do disagree with my beloved wife a little bit.
There are people who are so mean, so absolutely cruel towards Michelle Obama.
I mean, they are vicious.
And I am not one of them.
I have never understood this.
When she tried to change at least school, well, I'm not done yet.
I'm saying she'll be out there from the background.
Michelle's not going to be out on the road.
Michelle's going to be, oh yeah, I'm for Kamala.
Yeah, that's it.
I'm for Kamala.
That's it.
She ain't going to be out there in the front putting herself on the line, you know.
Because Michelle thinks, I did enough for the Democratic Party.
I did eight years in that prison.
You don't need me for this.
So I'll say, okay, go ahead.
But Michelle ain't going to be going out there.
And let me also tell you something on another note.
These are very scary times right now.
And I hope that we put every bit of attention into Secret Service protection for everybody.
So you're not going to be seeing a lot of gratuitous meetings.
So you're going to see Michelle Obama say, yeah, I'm for my girl, and that's it.
Now here's the next thing.
Who cares about Michelle Obama?
And this is no slap on her.
Who cares?
Now I'll tell you something.
This is the most important thing in the world.
Let me tell you this.
The one that will make a difference.
Would be somebody like Beyonce.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Well, she's letting her use one of her songs.
Okay.
And Taylor Swift, I think Mrs. Elwood said, don't be surprised if Taylor, if they make a deal with her, if they say, listen, this could put you over there.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's the best to stay...
Out of this, you're going to do much better.
You know who always stays out of this?
The Stones.
Mick Jagger never says anything about anybody.
That's why he's a sir.
That's why he got the knighthood.
He doesn't say anything about anybody.
And he shouldn't, because his whole thing is to play music and that sort of thing.
So let me tell you what's going to happen.
The only way, and this is good news for Trump, the only way they've got to carry her.
So Trump says, okay, let's see what you got.
You know what Trump is.
You know what his thing is.
Trump's numbers are set.
Trump's not going to do anything new.
He hit his peak.
He's going to do his stuff.
He's just there.
There's one thing about Trump.
You know who he is.
Trump's like, you know, when you're driving down the road, you go, oh, McDonald's.
I know what that is.
You go to one McDonald's, they're all the same.
They're all the same.
Trump's going to be Trump.
And that's it.
He'll do his thing.
But with Carmela, they're going to say, okay, yeah, that's great.
Now, meanwhile, there was a character, Kristen Wiig did this character on SNL that was so good.
She was such a great comedy, not a good actress, but a comedy actress, where she does this one where she goes like, oh, yeah!
It's kind of like a cross between Macho Man, Randy Savage, but she does this, She's so excited, and nobody else could match it.
She goes, oh, this is so great.
Kamala Harris!
Oh, yeah, that's okay.
Nobody feels it.
Joe Biden had a name.
Joe, you can laugh all you want.
People felt sad.
If Joe Biden had not been ill, he would have gone into the, he would have done, well, maybe been beaten.
But they liked him.
They liked Joe.
Weird Uncle Joe.
He did his thing when he was his...
Even with Corn Pop, they liked him.
He just got sick.
You're going to feel this unearned exuberance over Kamala.
And let me tell you something.
You're going to see Hollywood come out.
And remember, that's only good for...
A moment.
You understand what I'm saying?
This is the most important thing in the world.
This is the most important thing in the world for you to grasp and understand more than anything else.
Remember, they're doing everything.
And they're going to be saying, why did we get her?
I don't know why we got her.
I don't know why.
I don't understand.
She's just it.
Period.
Okay?
So just sit back with this.
Keep watching the polls.
Do not think it's a shoe-in.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
And also, do not listen to the polls.
Remember, Hillary Clinton, the polls, she was great.
They're trying everything in their power.
To convince you like, yeah, she's got something there.
Remember, Kamala Harris stands for one thing and one thing only.
She is not Donald Trump.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
She is not Donald Trump.
That's it.
There's nothing about her.
She's not Donald Trump.
That's not the way to sell a candidate.
I'm not Donald Trump.
It's like Avis.
We try harder kind of a thing, you know?
It's just...
Okay.
Stop right there.
Stop right there.
Dear, dear, dear, wonderful, wonderful, great friends.
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Gran Torino, thank you.
Dan, thank you.
Nancy Getz.
Bradley Upland.
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George Lenz, thank you.
Raul Rodriguez.
Clone as Steve Dreamkiller.
Kind of like Klonopin Dreamkiller.
Thank you, Charlie Calais.
Thank you, Ryan.
One of the Wills.
Danny Saunders.
Gene Crane, everybody.
Martin.
Abraham Martin.
And John, thank you so much.
Danny, we thank you.
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Athanasios, thank you.
And Calypso Kins.
Thank you for your kindness and your graciousness and your glory.
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I mean, this guy's legit.
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