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July 23, 2024 - Lionel Nation
01:05:38
Where's Joe Biden? The Mystery of His Abandonment Announcement Just Got Creepier
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I have been doing this.
I have been doing this.
Seriously.
I've been doing this professionally since 1988 and I have never seen anything like this.
I have never seen anything like this.
I'm just going to put it straight up.
Straight up.
Straight up.
I don't know.
This is the most incredible thing I have ever seen.
I've been on shows like you can't believe I have been.
I have done stuff.
And I am telling you.
I am telling you.
People are asking me questions like, where's Joe Biden?
Maybe you know where he is.
Maybe you know where he is.
One day I came on and I said, I'm going to go live.
And I said, you know, I wonder if Joe's going to step down.
I go, he just stepped down.
I said, what?
From one second to the next.
What?
What?
He's what?
Where is he?
This is like Kate Middleton.
Where is she?
Where's who?
Where's Kate?
What do you mean, where's Kate?
Where's Kate?
She was just here.
You conspiracy theorist.
Conspiracy theorist what?
What the hell are you talking about?
Oh, come on.
Come on, what?
What's going on here?
Where is he?
Anybody know where he is?
Anybody see what's happening?
Stand by, dear friends.
Oh, my God.
Please have...
Just sit tight.
All right, bro.
Literally, literally, where is he?
Literally.
Listen, you stand by.
We're going to be talking about this.
We're going to be talking about so much stuff today.
I can't even believe it.
I'm so glad to be with you.
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So how's everybody feeling?
How you feeling?
Feeling weird?
Feeling strange?
Feeling good?
Feeling happy?
Feeling upbeat?
This is a big joke, right?
This is a big joke.
What's going on?
Kamala can't win, right?
This is good news, right?
Well, you tell me.
What do you think all this stuff means?
Is it good news?
Is it bad news?
What kind of news is this?
What kind of news is this?
What are you feeling right this minute as we speak?
What do you think it is?
What are you feeling right about now?
Do you feel like, this is terrific?
This is great?
Huh?
What do you feel about this?
Come on, be honest.
It's okay.
Don't worry.
It's your Uncle Lenny.
Talk to me.
Because I'm talking about folks.
I swear to God, I have two groups of friends, okay?
I've got the Fox News crowd.
I've got a few.
And I've got some friends of mine because my friends, I don't care about their political ideology.
I've got some friends who are the CNN crowd.
And both of them have absolutely no idea what's going on.
They have no idea.
Neither of them.
I don't understand this.
I'm thinking to myself.
I talked to my friends.
I said, you're double-crossing Joe?
You're pearl-harboring Joe?
How can you do this?
What do you mean?
Yesterday, his main person was saying, Joe's in it for the long haul.
How can you do this to him?
Do you have no...
What kind of message do you send to people?
We're in it for a while until whatever.
You know exactly what Joe was about.
Now all of a sudden you don't?
Who is this?
Oh, of course they put...
Look, we know he was pushed out.
Did you send it to me on email or did you send it to me on...
Oh, text.
Hang on.
Here we go.
Here's a good one.
Let's see this.
Wow!
Here's an article from this.
This is from the New York Post.
This just came in from Isabel Vincent.
This is just literally, bro.
Literally, bro.
Right away.
Operatives.
Operatives at the very highest level of the Democratic Party.
Threatened Joe Biden with forcibly removing him from office unless he stepped down.
The well-orchestrated palace coup, that's what I called it.
In fact, I've got these all lined up.
To stop the faltering president seeking re-election has been in place for weeks.
But stubborn Joe fought against it every step of the way.
Because he's Scranton Joe and he knows better.
What an ignominious way to end.
Part of the elaborate strategy to remove Biden from the race, as he announced in a shock letter posted on X, Twitter, Sunday, was allowing him to debate Republican candidate Donald Trump last month on live TV.
Part of the strategy...
Was allowing him to debate.
Is this beautiful or what?
Allowing him.
They allowed him to.
Knowing what he would do.
Ruining the chances of their re-election.
This is how stupid this is.
Tarnishing and defacing and contaminating and putrefying the Democratic name, but to get Joe.
Oh, they're smart, aren't they?
Come on.
During the car crash 90-minute debate, Biden appeared confused, slack-jawed, and at one point he froze up with his shocking performance, turning the tide against him.
He had a bad night.
Remember that one?
He had a bad night.
That debate was a setup to convince Democrats that he couldn't run for president.
A source close to the Biden family told The Post Monday, oh, there's so much wrong with this story.
This makes no sense, but I'm going to continue reading it.
I'm going to continue reading it.
As calls for him to bow out mounted, Biden insisted he would continue, but party bigwigs threatened to invoke the 25th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
That also doesn't make any sense because it's the worst move possible.
Go ahead!
Do it!
You want to fight this one out?
Again, doesn't make any sense.
But I'm going to read on.
The amendment allows for the vice president and members of the cabinet to declare he is unfit to serve and force him to step down.
The White House and representatives from the Democratic National Committee did not immediately respond to the poll's request.
It's not automatic.
You don't just file it and he leaves.
No, no, no, no, no.
It doesn't work like that.
Now, although Biden immediately endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris and the Democratic candidate for president, The source said that Democratic delegates will be strongly encouraged to instead back Arizona Senator and former astronaut Mark Kelly for president at the Democratic National Convention in Chicago in August.
Wait a minute.
What?
Did you see that?
Let me read this again.
Although Biden immediately endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris as a Democratic candidate, The source said Democratic delegates will be encouraged, by whom?
To instead back Arizona's Senator and former astronaut Mark Kelly.
Oh, isn't that Gabby Giffords?
Guns, yeah.
Some holdouts have still yet to endorse Harris as Biden's successor, despite less than a month until the convention, and only four months until Election Day.
Most notable among them is former President Barack Obama.
Quote, we will be navigating uncharted waters in the days ahead.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Mark Kelly?
All right.
Following the debate, the first son, Hunter Biden, suddenly became more involved in his father's day-to-day business and insisted upon attending Every official and unofficial meeting.
Hunter felt he, Joe Biden, was being set up.
He was very concerned about his father.
This is, of course, according to the source.
These people, these officials were not on Joe's side.
Do you think?
Biden's own staff.
Biden's own staff.
Did not have any forewarning about the bombshell decision to pull out of the race, which was known since at least Tuesday.
Many were also shocked by the letter posted to X's account itself, as it was typed on his private letterhead rather than White House notepaper and signed electronically.
Everyone was totally shocked.
It was pretty...
Pretty telling that Jill Biden tweeted a heart emoji and nothing else.
Democratic Party insiders have also known for at least two years how Biden was in decline.
Said, well, no kidding!
Quote, when I saw him a couple of years ago, it was frightening, said the source.
He was just repeating slogans and had no idea who I was.
Mark Kelly?
So they're doing this?
And they're going to tell...
They're going to tell Kamala, sorry.
Sorry, Kamala.
And what about the 25th Amendment now?
First, this idea of the 25th Amendment that they're going to threaten him, you know what a pain in the neck this is?
It's a disaster.
It's horrible.
Does this make any sense?
No!
No!
Sounds good to an extent.
No!
No, I don't believe...
Mark Kelly?
No!
They're going to sidestep Kamala Harris for Mark Kelly, some white dude, and all of this, we love Kamala now.
No!
Does that make sense?
Come on.
And they set him up on purpose to destroy the party, to give Trump shot up in the polls.
That was done on purpose?
Who wrote this crap?
I don't believe it!
Unless we're dealing with totally demented and psychotic people.
And there's one thing about the Democratic Party.
They're smart.
You want to talk about 4D chess?
That's not what's going to happen.
No, no, no, no.
First, I'm going to guess.
They're going to persuade Biden.
Just guessing.
Just my opinion.
Not a conspiracy theory.
They're just going to persuade him in many ways.
Many ways.
Why?
Because let me explain something.
He can't do this.
It's very, very simple what we're saying.
He can't do this.
It's not like the polls are bad.
He's lost his fastball.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He can't do this.
He cannot do this.
That simple.
That simple.
He cannot do this.
And no matter what anybody says, no matter what anybody thinks, no matter what anybody suggests to you, one way or another, he can't...
No, no, no, no.
Now, what I think is going to happen, let me rephrase that.
What I would do, and I think that's always the best way to do it.
What I would do, if I were for the Dems, what I would do, very, very simple.
What I would do is a very simple move.
Very simple.
And it works something like this.
First, he is going to step down.
He is going to resign.
He cannot make it as president.
Forget the convention.
Forget that.
He cannot continue as president until January the 20th.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
He cannot go 106 days to the election, much less afterwards.
You got that?
He cannot.
We all know this.
Nobody is going to deny this.
Nobody is going to even so much as give him a second thought about that.
That's step one.
So he is going to step down and pursue into the 25th Amendment.
Not what they're talking about, but the order of succession based upon resignation.
It goes to her.
She is the acting president.
You don't want me to go and read this to you.
It's boring.
But it's not this automatic thing where Joe, they, where it's, all right, Joe, we're going to leave.
Or we're the cabinet.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
In fact, excuse me, dear friends.
I'm sorry to do this.
I've got to tell you something about this.
You've got to grasp this.
Just because it's important that we do this, okay?
Remember, it's very, very simple.
Section 1, 25th Amendment, Section 1. In the case of the removal of the president from the office or his death or resignation, the vice president shall become president.
That's Section 1. That's simple.
Section 2, whenever there is a vacancy in the office of Vice President, don't have to worry about that one.
Don't worry about that.
Section 3, whenever the President transmits to the President that he's unable to, no, that's not it.
Section 4, this is where we go.
You ready for this?
Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers, this is the Cabinet.
Whenever they transmit to the president pro tem, that's Patty Murray of the Senate, and the Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, their written declaration that the president is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the vice president shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as acting president.
Acting president.
Boom.
Thereafter, when the president transmits to the president pro tem, His written declaration that no inability exists, he shall resume the powers and duties of his office.
Unless, unless the Vice President and the majority of either the Cabinet, whatever, transmit within four days to the President Pro Tem in the Senate, their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers.
Thereupon, Congress shall decide the issue.
Assembly within 48 hours for the purpose, if not a session, if the Congress within 21 days shall two-thirds of the vote...
Okay, you got that?
Joe, we'll leave.
No, I'm not going to leave.
Okay, let's vote on it.
Good luck.
Good luck.
What are you talking about?
Four days back in this, you're sick.
No, I'm not.
You want two-thirds?
Two-thirds?
No!
Back and forth, wasting time.
You want to do that?
Go ahead.
You're going to threaten him with that?
Go ahead and threaten him.
Go ahead and do it.
Go ahead.
You're immediately the vice president.
If he doesn't respond, then she's the acting president.
If he responds, then we go back and forth to see what happens.
You think there's going to be a vote, two-thirds of each house?
Oh, no.
And every Republican will vote, no!
No!
Keep him on!
Are you kidding?
This is beautiful!
What are you talking about?
There is no 20, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
But they're going to get to him, and they're going to persuade him.
And they're going to say, Joe?
Joe?
Jill?
Here, you know what?
Let's bring Jill in here.
Jill, Hunter, bring Hunter in.
You're involved in this too.
Now, here's what we're going to do.
You can go ahead and you can do this if you'd like.
But Hunter and Jill and Jim and this other brother and sister and who else had an LLC in this?
Yeah, that's an ongoing conspiracy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're going to talk to you a little bit about this.
And I don't think you're going to like it.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll step down.
You sure, Joe?
Oh, yeah, I'm stepping down.
Okay, good.
That's what I thought.
Thank you.
Not only that, God knows what we know what's on the laptop.
And just like that, boom!
The laptop is forgotten.
Boom!
Gone.
Boom!
You notice how recently they were talking about all this stuff about this anti-Semitism laws?
Boom!
It's gone.
And all of the rioting at campus, boom!
Gone.
And all the protests and the Palestinian, boom!
It's gone.
What was that about?
I don't know.
It's like BLM, gone.
Antifa, gone.
They're here, they're gone.
Who runs this?
What is this?
Civil rights went on forever.
But this is what it is.
Hey, Democrats, be careful of what goes on.
This is how they treat you, Dems.
Joe was one of theirs.
Joe was a team player.
Look how they treat him.
Mark Fragola says it wasn't Joe's signature on the letter to resign.
It was an electronic signature.
And has he...
I heard, did they do some AI voice of his?
He didn't even...
This is Kate Middleton.
Where is he?
Where is he?
And the only thing Joe could do is put a heart.
This is the weirdest thing.
Where's Joe?
Where's Joe?
Everybody, everybody march up and down in front of the White House.
Where are the Republicans?
They're watching Fox News.
They're not doing anything.
How about marches?
Where's Joe?
Welfare check.
Is he okay?
Where is he?
We want to see him.
Call the police.
Is he alright?
Is he okay?
He's our president.
Come on, where is he?
Do something.
Now look at people's attention.
March, where is Joe?
Where is Joe?
Where is...
Jill Biden, is he okay?
Is he alright?
Where is he?
We love him.
He's our president.
We don't do that.
No, we sit around on the five.
That's it.
Or we meme.
Or we put up a funny tweet.
I guarantee you, if all of a sudden there were human bodies that just peacefully, no insurrection, no, none of that, just exercising your First Amendment right, where is Joe?
Where is he?
But they're hoping you're just going to forget about it.
Because in a weird way, secretly, people want Kamala Harris because she's amenable.
She's able to be dealt with.
And then what they're going to do is they're going to elevate her.
Oh, dear God, you are going to see stories and documentaries and Vogue covers and spreads and magazines and children.
And we have one in the back of the history.
And as someone once said, if it's true that we're going to go back and...
Connect with what was.
Then I guess we're going to what?
Get rid of reparations as well?
We're going to unbind ourselves from that?
Isn't that the whole purpose of reparations?
Isn't that the whole purpose of it?
Isn't that how that thing goes?
This is something which is so beautiful, so beauteous, so grand, so glorious, so great, so wondrous, I can't even begin to tell you.
But it takes somebody to do something.
Not just kind of react, but do something.
Say something.
Actually do something.
Get off your feet, get off your butt, and do something.
Walk.
Walk somewhere.
Do it.
Actually have something.
Not have Dave Portnoy quotes.
That is the funniest thing I thought to myself.
Do they have a deal with him?
Is that how this thing works?
Seriously, is that how this works?
Has, I guess, the Post become like the Daily Mail?
Because you know when you're in the Daily Mail, whether you're Kim Kardashian or you're Bethany Frankel or even Ivanka Trump, you give them, you pay them, and they will write up how you rock that thing or whatever the hell it is.
They will do whatever it is that they want.
They will do it.
And they will do it and they will act like they mean it.
They will say this thing.
This is the depth.
This is the depth.
Honestly, this is the depth of the Republican movement.
This is it.
There's no kind of sitting around.
They're not going to actually get sweaty and go outside.
They're going to be inside and they're going to just revel.
Wasn't that convention great?
It was sure great.
Wasn't it great?
Fantastic.
We got it.
Of course we got it.
We got it.
We absolutely got it, right?
We got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got it.
We got it.
Because what can be unburdened by what has been?
I still like the idea of somebody's suggestion.
No more reparations.
What can be?
Unburdened by what has been.
Now, of course, they're going to say, now President Trump, oh, they're going to make a big deal.
Are you ready for this?
Hey, did Trump, did Trump, did, did, wait a minute, did Trump actually maybe contribute?
Did he contribute to, comma, yeah?
So what?
What are you talking about?
Of course he did.
Everybody does that.
What are you talking about?
Of course he did.
Yeah.
That's the way that works.
Uh-huh.
I understand it.
These people are so...
I've got a friend of mine.
We all have friends like this.
And he sent me this.
He goes, hey, did you see where Trump actually donated?
Schmuck, they do it all the time.
They do it all the...
Where have you been?
This is where it kills me.
This is where people don't understand about politics.
To them, it's all Twitter.
They can drown Uncle Joe in what again?
That's right.
Interesting that you say that.
That's a terrible phrase.
A good friend of mine one time suggested that by virtue of how much of us there are.
I'm going to tell you something, dear friends.
This is incredible.
Let me tell you what's going to happen.
And this is where Trump has to.
First, Trump has to fight back from saying what he wants to say.
Don't be Trump.
I know nobody wants to hear this.
I know nobody's interested.
Don't be the smartass.
Don't be mean.
Don't make fun of people.
You just told everybody how after this horrible event in your life, and it was horrible, How you went back and you rewrote everything.
You had a speech and it was going to be pretty tough, but you rewrote it because it's the new kinder and gentler Donald Trump.
Remember that?
That's what you said.
So, you're going to say, alright, is he going to be more respectful?
No!
That's why you're going to have to do it.
Let other people do it.
Let J.D. Vance, whatever this guy is all about, let him do it or say it.
Here's something for you.
What do you think Bibi Netanyahu, I think Bibi either he left today or he arrives in Wajna.
Where does he go?
Does he go to the White House?
Does he meet with Kamala?
Does he meet with Joe?
Where is Joe?
This is the strangest thing anybody's ever seen.
They're going to, you're not going to recognize what they do for her.
Pelosi's doing it.
They're going to be unified.
Mark, Kelly, they're going to spring this guy after we have all of this time.
Think about how crazy this is.
You've got right now a, how do I say this?
And by the way, because it's crazy, doesn't mean that it won't happen.
But you've got right now 29 days or so, roughly, until, yeah, you've got 29 days until the convention.
29 days.
So that means 29 days of how we love Kamala, Kamala Mamala, Mamala Mamala, Hamala Hamana.
If Mamala Hamana married Alina Habba, it'd be Alina Hamana Hamana Hamana.
It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life.
But I mean, it could be because nothing makes any sense.
So you're going to hear this thing.
All of a sudden, did you see today after After this NCAA, this college stuff, because Joe Biden wasn't great.
How about a big hand?
Wasn't Joe great?
Was it?
Was?
Was?
He's the president.
Well, I mean, well, who's running the show now?
I don't know.
Wait a minute.
Is anybody asking?
No.
Did you see the Secret Service person today?
It's fantastic.
She's great.
Never said anything.
Nobody could break her.
Well, I'm sorry, I gotta check with the FBI.
Oh, I'm talking to you.
What about you?
You're here.
I gotta check with the FBI.
Well, were there threats?
Threats versus suspicion.
What?
She never said a word.
She'll be gone, of course.
Even Jim Jordan couldn't crack her.
Nobody could.
That was the story.
They should have had John Kennedy.
You know, I had a coon dog named Jasper.
I love that dog.
I'm sorry, the Senator's time is up.
What?
See, if you didn't stop doing those stupid songs, you'd have some time.
But I'm not even, I haven't got, I was going to talk about Jasper under the porch.
Senator Kennedy, please, enough with this corn-pone hokum.
Would you stop this?
Can I talk about, no, we're not talking about Jasper, the Koundo.
It's all nonsense.
It's just nothing.
The Democrats have got the next five, ten years plotted out, and what are we doing?
Nothing.
We're going to tune into Jesse Waters.
That'll be good.
Yeah!
Maybe typhus or typhoid.
I mean, it's the most incredible thing in the world.
They are going out and they are telling the world.
What was that?
800,000 black women or black?
400,000 black women they connected with, right?
By phone or something?
Since yesterday.
Now this is what they said.
400,000 black women they got a hold of.
People who might not have voted.
People who might not have cared.
People who might have sat this one out.
People who might have said, oh God, a bunch of old white men running.
Wait a minute.
That's Kamala Harris.
She's a black woman.
And of course...
The Republican contention, or excuse me, the social media, well, her mother was Indian.
Would you stop that?
It doesn't matter.
She is called an African American.
Well, her father was from Jamaica.
And that was, is she born in, she's born in Oakland, I believe.
Okay.
I mean, this is, well, you know, Willie Brown.
What are you talking about?
People honestly think that somehow you're going to say, did they bring up Willie Brown?
Yeah, I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
After Hunter?
After all of this stuff?
You don't want to go there.
You don't want to go there.
This is where we are.
Where is the answer to this?
I'm telling you, you're not going to believe.
Make her out to be the greatest thing.
It'll make you sick.
Sick.
You'll be sick to your stomach.
You'll say, who are they talking about?
Kamala.
Kamala Harris.
There she is.
The answer.
The answer to what?
You know, she's the answer.
She's the answer.
She's the answer.
She's our answer.
Kamala Harris.
Kamala!
Brave woman who pulled herself up from the bootstraps.
A woman who is the American dream.
Prosecutor.
Senator.
Yes!
Proud woman.
And you're gonna puke and wait till you see they call everybody in.
All right, Vogue, another cover.
Sorry, Jill.
Kamala.
The muted style.
The elegance.
The bespoke elegance of this wonderful young people laughing, happy, smiling, unburdened by what has been, whatever the hell that is.
Who knows?
They might just make you eat it and have sweaters and pins and...
Oh!
Remember what they did for Michelle Obama?
The arms!
Look at her working out!
Those...
Where did she get those arms?
And they're going to say, alright, everybody, Hollywood, TV, all cable news, with the exception of Fox News, all cable news, ABC, NBC, CBS, MSDNC, CNN, everything there is, Hollywood, music, industry, movies, documentaries.
Spielberg, everybody.
You're going to see when they do that convention and they bring her up, you are not...
Wait until you see the story of the American dream.
And Hillary's going to be going crazy.
A woman, a proud woman fighting oppression, fighting her way to make herself and her image known.
Fighting through the history of discrimination and fighting Hillary.
That's the greatest thing in the world!
You think I'm kidding?
You think I'm kidding?
Get ready.
And what's Trump's response going to be?
And maybe they'll do a debate.
I think that's right.
And little by little.
Now there's some interesting...
I don't know what...
You know, Pelosi wasn't really on board at first, and now she is.
Obama, whatever it is, that's okay.
Now remember, this doesn't mean anything.
Because the numbers, remember this thing, the numbers as is, as of today, show Trump clearly beating her if the election were held today.
Let me say this again.
If the election were held today.
What scares me is new voters, new immigrants.
I don't know what the status of them in terms of voting.
I have no idea.
I have no earthly idea.
None.
I have no earthly idea of whether they can vote.
Can they show up?
Can they do provisional voting?
I have no idea.
But if you have hundreds of critical voters in critical states all of a sudden, People say, what are you doing?
You've never voted.
I know, but I'm voting now.
So what does Trump do?
Number one, ignores her.
Ignores her.
No personal...
It will drive her crazy.
It's like being at a Don Rickles concert or whatever, and he doesn't pick on you.
People would get upset.
They would sit in the front row and he sometimes wouldn't pick on people and they'd get upset.
So first rule, Mr. President, leave her alone.
She doesn't exist.
She doesn't exist.
Pay no attention.
Let her do all the talking.
You're not going to help them.
Let them talk.
What are you going to do?
Number two, the only reference you'll have It's kind of a bless her heart, look, you can't blame her.
She didn't do anything.
You can't blame her for this, but all Democrats are alike.
You pick one, you put the next one in, there's nothing different from one or the other.
Nothing.
She's got her marching orders from her boss.
And that is, whatever manifestation, whatever iteration, whatever this is, of this group of people called the...
Shadow government or whatever.
Whatever you want to call these people.
Believe me when I tell you this.
You call them all the same and then you go through the list of not necessarily two things, your accomplishments, but that was then.
This is what's happening now.
Just go down the crime.
Go down the top of crime, border, children, family, inflation.
Just go down the list.
Go down the list.
And ignore her.
I know Trump can't do it.
There's no way.
I can't say anything?
Nothing.
And then when he asks you, Mr. President, we've noticed you've been rather quiet as to your...
She has no record.
She didn't do anything.
She wasn't allowed to do anything.
They even asked her, did you go to the border?
They wouldn't let her go to the border.
They made her border czar and wouldn't even let her go.
She said something about she'd never been to Europe or I don't know what else she's talking about.
And they made her the A.I. czar?
That's cruel.
What am I going to say?
I don't know.
She hasn't done anything.
I'm sure she's a fine person, but if Joe Biden...
I can tell you what Joe Biden did.
I mean, she might have agreed.
Just think about what that is.
Think about what that is.
You've just told her.
She hasn't done anything.
They never let her near it.
She did the typical kind of vice president stuff.
She kind of sat back and she might have agreed, but she was too busy going to the Drew Barrymore show and dancing and this and that.
I'm sure she's a fine person.
But to be honest with you...
There's a benefit.
I'll tell you what I did.
I'll tell you what Joe Biden did.
I'll tell you what the Democrats do.
I'll tell you what they've got in mind.
And I know, and I know what you're going to say.
Things are different.
But I know what's going to happen.
She's going to walk in there.
We're going to say, here's what you're going to do.
Mrs. President.
Madam President.
Not Mrs. President.
Madam President.
Here's what you're going to do.
Here's what what?
Here's what you're going to do.
We've got this bill.
We've got this one coming up.
We've got these orders.
We're going to...
Wait a minute.
Excuse me.
Who are you again?
I'm the liaison.
The liaison?
The liaison of what?
From the...
Don't you understand?
I'm from the shadow government.
I'm in charge.
You're in charge?
I'm in charge.
Don't I get to pick?
No.
Now, who is her vice president?
But here's the deal.
When Joe Biden steps down, because he's AWOL, he's either pouting or he's real sick.
Real sick.
And don't be surprised if somebody doesn't pull up all of a sudden some video of him that you've never seen.
Yeah, I know.
It's not on White House Station.
I know it's his own.
But then again, he sometimes, I've seen that Joseph Robinette, I've seen his own personal, you know.
Now, is he refuting it?
No.
Is Joe Biden saying, hey, I didn't do that?
No.
He's endorsing it by virtue of the fact that he's not refuting it.
But what's going to happen is, he steps down, she becomes acting president.
She's in the record books as the 47th president.
She's the incumbent for, you know, however many days, 106 days or whatever it is.
So that's it.
So she can say she's the president.
And they will call her that.
And I'm telling you something, and I want you to get ready, and I want you to make sure you consult a physician.
You're going to get sick when you see this story that they create.
You are going...
I am telling you, you are going to see the marching orders, everything on TV, everything.
It's a concerted effort.
When the conservatives want to do something, where do the conservatives go?
Fox News and not even National Review, but Breitbart and, you know, online, which is very important.
But in terms of the cable news world, which a lot of people are involved in, where do they go?
They go there.
Sparky says, remember, Putin was on the fence about invading Ukraine until he heard communist speech at the Munich Security Conference.
Well, yeah, that's true, but Mr. Putin made it very, very clear.
Remember, he was doing fine when he was negotiating with Mr. Zelensky.
To get the scene taken care of.
And then Boris Bojo showed up and said, oh no, no, no.
And Putin realized this has nothing to do with her speech.
They're serious.
They're forcing my hand.
Okay, let's do it.
And we all understand because we have the Monroe Doctrine.
So that's, and I don't even know, I mean, I can't even imagine her speaking with Xi Jinping or anybody for that matter.
Can you imagine the Russian translator?
What was untethered, unaffected by what has been.
These are like weird, like past pluperfect.
What?
Weird tenses that don't exist.
What would have been would not have been had not been had.
Is that a pluperfect?
Is that a...
What is that?
The Sparky, Ed, Jim Dandy, Rogue, everybody.
You're not going to believe what you hear.
You're not going to believe it.
Let me tell you something right now.
You know what the response is going to be?
Nothing but Joe Concha or whoever responding.
Because the Democrats set up, Republicans react.
Republicans don't say, forget that.
Let's go forward.
Oh, no, no, no.
They almost act like, can you believe this?
Because deep down inside, the political Republicans feel superior.
Like, we're the cool kids, and they're just so stupid, these people, and I can't believe the crap they believe in.
They don't understand how cool we are, because we're cool people.
We are.
We're cool people.
I don't know who the people are.
We're Americans.
They're not.
We've got all the good stuff.
And already they've forgotten everything from July 13th.
They forgot everything.
I'm serious.
It's like it never happened.
It's like it never happened.
Now this can be saved.
Ladies and gentlemen, what I'm telling you is that this can be saved.
And I know...
That the president and his team are smart enough to say they would have anticipated this.
Everything leaks.
They knew this was coming.
This wasn't something they didn't know about.
Nobody surprised anybody.
No.
You can't keep secrets with these folks.
But the first question is, where's Joe?
And the president's going to say, where's Joe?
Where's Joe?
Where's the president?
Where's the president?
They've taken, excuse me, Democratic Party, excuse me, he's our president.
No, no, no, no.
No, excuse me.
He's not your candidate.
He's our president.
Where is he?
Kamala, Madam President-to-be, Madam President Manke, where is he?
Where is he?
This is the issue.
I want to see him now.
Mr. President, did you sign this?
Is this your idea?
Kareem Jean-Pierre, I don't want to talk to you.
Ducey's got to say, I don't want to talk to you.
I want to talk to the President.
Where is he?
We want to hear from him.
This isn't the 18th century where he says, well, what do I do?
Well, we'll call the squire, we'll screed, we'll write it on some paper.
No, you numbnuts, you go until you've got a camera.
Just do it.
Where is he?
This is the issue.
Force their hand.
They're not going to do this.
I'm telling you.
Because low-hanging fruit, they get the pen light, and all they're going to do is they're going to say, oh, this is too good.
Kamala will say something, and people will go crazy.
Kamala will say something like, I have more experience than anyone in the United States.
Something like that crazy.
And then...
Greg Gut's bucket will go crazy and they'll talk about that for a while.
You just say something and you know they're going to run for it.
They have no independent plan.
So, Mr. President, what are you going to do?
Joe, come out and play.
Where's Joe?
Where's Joe?
And do me a favor, President Trump.
I love you to dress.
Enough with this truth social crap.
I'm not on truth social.
What is it, Truth Social?
Big capital letters?
Just do me a favor.
Go in and do a video.
Sit in front of it.
I've been saying this since 2016.
If you've heard me say it, forget going on TV.
Forget the rallies.
Just say right off the bat, just like this.
They will play this forever.
People want to see you.
They don't want to read capitals.
Wait, nobody reads.
Joe Biden, this is Donald Trump.
Joe, I'm worried about you.
Are you okay?
Blink once for yes.
Has anybody seen him?
Are they going to do to him what they did to Matt Drudge?
Where's Matt Drudge?
Are they going to pull a Kate Middleton?
Remember when Kate Middleton was just...
She still is!
She came on one day, how are you?
They did the phony pictures.
And England said, well, I guess there's nothing to that.
That appears to be...
No!
He's still the president.
Can you imagine BB gets here?
Yeah, Joe Biden.
What?
Joe Biden?
Yeah, it's me.
Joe, it's me, BB.
Where is he?
Huh?
Joe, you gotta help me.
We got this weapons deal together.
What?
He's what?
You don't know where he is?
What?
Sparky says he's with Princess Kate.
Yeah, that's right.
Do you understand this?
You know I'm not kidding, right?
You know I'm not kidding.
Let me...
Let me see if I can say this again.
This isn't just some big joke to me.
This is serious.
Laurie Reinhart says the movie Dave comes to mind.
It does.
And also the movie Dave and Weekend at Bernie's and being there with Chauncey Gardner.
But that notwithstanding, look at me and listen to me when I'm telling you this.
I'm not kidding.
Now this is serious business.
Real serious business.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
This is not a joke.
This is not some kind of a...
You know...
This is my country.
And the President of the United States is not available.
Who's running the show?
Anybody talking about that?
No.
Why?
We're going to be talking about the woman today from the Secret Service.
So my friends, let me say something here.
Nick Nightingale knows it.
I'm not playing around here.
This is serious business.
But just get ready.
Just get ready.
Pilgrim says, Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
I'm telling you.
I don't know what that means.
I hope that's not the truth.
But it's almost like it really isn't funny.
Where's Jill?
Where is everybody?
This is bizarre.
This is bizarre.
Peter Doocy should be on the phone and say, I called up Kareem Jean-Pierre.
I called her and said, when are we going to see him?
We need to see the president now.
She wouldn't put pressure on them.
What's going on here?
This is serious.
Joe fell on the fuseli, Jerry.
Thank you.
That's a reference to something, obviously, that I'm unaware of.
But thank you.
You see what we're doing?
You see what we're doing?
We're joking about it.
That's okay.
But we're joking about it.
Because we don't understand it.
It's what we do when we're nervous.
We joke about things.
We don't understand stuff.
It's all kind of a joke.
Hey, look at Joe.
He doesn't remember where he is.
Hey, look at Joe with the G7.
Isn't that funny?
Hey, look at Maloney.
Oh, he's walking over there talking to himself.
Oh, look at Joe.
Oh, he fell down.
Oh, he fell down.
Look at Joe.
How about that?
Oh, Joe's eating ice cream.
Yeah, yeah.
It's funny.
It's all a big joke.
It's just a...
We don't, you know, nothing.
We don't take anything seriously in this country.
We don't understand any of this.
And we don't understand how we're going to get played unless somebody's in charge.
And who's in charge of the republic?
Who?
Where is all that big republican brain trust?
You're going to get Kid Rock out here, maybe?
Maybe Dana White can help us?
Who's running the show?
Who?
Who is the Svengali?
You said Brad Parscale years ago.
Who is in charge?
Who?
Margot Martin?
Martin, as they say.
Who?
I don't know.
I'm getting worried, folks.
Gwig says, you are correct in what Trump should do regarding Harris, but I'm worried he will not.
Harris said today with a smile, Biden is much...
Feeling better.
Feeling much better.
Oh, yeah.
She's going to do this with a wink.
I'm like, uh-huh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everything's fine.
Nothing to worry about.
See, this is the problem.
We need adults in the room.
And there's nobody running the show.
Who is it?
With Reagan, we knew, remember, it was the kitchen cabinet.
It was Mike Deaver.
It was this and that.
It was Lynn Nofsiger.
Remember all the people he worked with?
And even Clinton had Carville and Stephanopoulos and had others and all these people.
And it was smart and it was great.
Who does Trump have?
Who?
Who?
Are you going to play golf?
Okay, that's all right.
What are we planning to do?
Who is going to be?
Who is going to be?
When is the next debate?
How is he going to handle the debate?
Right now, remember the last time there was a debate, it changed everything.
And by the way, I think this New York Post story is the most preposterous thing I've ever heard in my life.
Somebody says, yeah, I've got a great idea.
We're going to set Joe up.
We're going to put him out there so that people will demand and let Trump rise 10 points that we may not be able to recover or knock down.
Oh, that's smart.
Does it make any sense?
They're smarter than that.
Believe it or not.
I would much rather go with laziness and somebody not thinking about it than somebody deliberately doing something that made no sense.
I've seen this.
I've been in media so much of my life.
I've seen this.
You've got idiots running the show.
You've got idiots running the show.
Only in America, only in America can, with all that's going on, can talk radio around the country be so bad.
Where they don't even know now it is?
You're getting your ass kicked by somebody sitting in their room on a bed who is more interesting than half of the crap that's on.
Debbie Gandy says Joe is being waterboarded.
That's sad.
I know what you mean by the way.
You don't even have the torch room.
And think about this.
And I know.
This is a man whose legacy we had Hillary and his destroyed.
His will be one for the ages.
The man who was the president.
A man who was the president.
Kamala just went to Delaware.
Landed there?
And they're going to say, Joe, you're going to step down, and I'm going to take over.
I'm going to be acting president.
Remember what I'm telling you?
25th, he's in Delaware.
Even there.
And again, it's not because the polling, he can't do this.
So this is a relief in a sense.
But this ignominious way of doing it, it's impossible.
It is so ill-conceived, and you can go through all the possibilities.
Joe was just stupid and forced his hand.
He didn't see what was coming.
And I do think spouses, to an extent, have more of a role than you would think, but not at that level.
And this is going to be the official handing over.
And Kamala, remember, we're following everywhere she's going.
See what we're doing?
Trump's got to be out and about.
Now, I know, because remember what he did.
This, very interesting, this Butler, Pennsylvania thing made Trump very...
As he should be about public appearances and going places and seeing things.
So that's going to cut down his style drastically.
Now, with all due respect, President Trump, the rallies are great, but you've already won these people over.
What are you going to do to talk to others?
Edav says if Kamala Harris's numbers are bad before the DNC, M.O. will leave that convention as a nominee.
Let me try this again.
Michelle Obama has no interest in this.
You don't understand this.
You have to want this.
Nobody hands it.
I think the last time it happened, one time, I think it was Warren Harding from Ohio.
He said, I don't want to.
No, you want it.
He goes, I don't want to be the thing.
And he won.
He didn't even want it.
I forget the story.
I'm paraphrasing history.
Michelle Obama does not want this.
She wants to be Oprah.
She's done with this.
Eight years in that tomb, in that prison.
Eight years of being laughed at.
Eight years of being annoyed.
She wants to live in Martha's Vineyard, live the good life.
She's done her time.
She wants to do her podcast.
She wants people to say how beautiful she is.
She wants to do her thing.
She is done with that.
She saw up close and personal the crap you've got to go through.
She's got two daughters.
I hope they're going to find this idea that she's going to go back and she's going to say, I'm going to sit in the White House and go through briefing books and I'm going to have to go to Rubber Chicken.
No!
No!
I've done that.
I'm done.
I have no interest in that.
I'm too old for that.
I don't want that.
It is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
It's this crazy thing.
People talk about Michelle Obama and people mean it.
They actually think that she's going to...
No!
She doesn't want it.
And there's nothing worse than having a candidate of yours who doesn't want it.
They've got to be...
It's one thing about Joe Biden.
He wants this more than anything else.
Now Kamala Harris thinks she wants it.
Kamala Harris...
They're telling her right now, you are going to be history.
And that's very enticing.
You are going to be the first you, Kamala Harris.
You are going to be the first black woman president.
Children, girls are going to, you are going to be, they're going to...
Cry when you come out on that stage.
You are an inspiration.
Did you see her face when Drew Barrymore sucked up to her?
Oh, she bought that hook, line, and sinker.
That's her soft spot.
You are going to be the inspiration.
You go, girl.
Oh, I can see her right now.
And again, what are the Republicans doing?
Nothing.
Nothing.
They don't get it.
They don't.
They just think, well, we're right.
I mean, we're right.
And, you know, that's it.
We're right about all of this.
And we frankly don't really care anything about her.
Okay, dear friends.
Okay.
I don't want to...
Oh, where?
She's being welcomed in Delaware as we speak.
Oh, can't you see her right now?
And that laugh, you're going to hear that laugh like you cannot believe.
She's meeting with campaign staff.
And believe it or not...
She's going to be there, and she's going to be sitting there with old Joe, and she's going to be talking about, let's talk about that 25th Amendment, but it's time to resign, Joe.
And Joe will say, okay.
And she says, Joe, and I promise you, I will treat you with all due respect, glowingly, glowingly, Joe, glowingly.
Victoria says, Kamala lands, word salad, and gaslighting, soft shoe.
Well, you know what it is?
Victoria.
And I agree with it.
It's called, remember I've been telling you, logorea and also logolalia.
Also check out pseudobulbar affect.
Look up hebephrenia.
Hebephrenia is interesting.
That's this inappropriate laughing where you, there's also a great word for cacination, chortle, guffaws.
Um...
Thank you.
There's something about the...
You know, in horrors, when the witch says, my pretty, it's not really a laugh.
It's ominous.
It's a tone that humans don't want to hear.
All right, dear friends.
Are you digging this?
We will be back this eve at 7. Okay?
I got to do more interviews.
I'm going nuts.
I'm going nuts.
And I do interviews with folks and I leave them and they say, did you hear what that guy said?
Yeah, that's right.
Because I know what I'm talking about.
And you know I know what I'm talking about.
That's why you're here.
That's why you trust Uncle Lenny.
Because you know what I'm talking about.
Bruh.
Literally, bruh.
I understand literally what is happening.
Literally.
Alright, dear friends.
Have a great and a glorious time.
Have a nap.
Have a nice little crumb cake.
Relax.
Maybe walk around the park.
Have a cool sip of lemonade.
We'll reconvene.
We'll reconnoiter.
We'll touch base.
We'll circle back, as Jen Psaki would say, at 7 p.m.
I love you, kids.
You're beautiful.
You are so beautiful to me.
Can't you see?
You are so beautiful to me.
One more time.
Remember, October the 26th at the Cutting Room.
New York City, tickets are available right here.
Oh, 10 days before the election?
Can you imagine that?
Me and you and a dog named Boo traveling and living off the land?
Oh my God, I think Lobo said it best.
And also, dear friends, remember this.
The incredible word, the intrepid word, the intrepid work of my beloved Mrs. L in Lynn's Warriors.
Right there, that's the link.
That's it for you right there.
Okay, dear friends.
Have a great and a glorious and a beautiful day.
See you later.
Rest up.
Uncle Lenny's going to be back with you, okay?
Everything's going to be great.
We're going to make it okay.
Listen to what I'm saying here.
And don't listen to these other bastards who just want to sit around all day long and just make fun of everybody.
That's okay, to an extent.
But this is serious, okay?
All right.
See you at seven.
Don't ever change me in that sincerely.
And until then, remember, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue you.
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