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Good day, dear friends.
Welcome to this, the Friday morning version of this thing of ours as we get back to sort of normal.
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Where do we go today?
There's just so much.
I am not going to give you...
Clips.
Sometimes I think we need the clips.
Sometimes I'd rather just go on your memory of what happened, your recollection of what happened.
And that I think is interesting, which is what happens, as you know, in juries.
People, sometimes jurors are not allowed to take notes and use notes.
The judge says, we want you to use your memory.
That's the most important.
So I begin with this.
And this is critical to note.
Very, very important.
Very, very critical.
Very, very interesting.
Last night I asked the question, where is Barron Trump?
I didn't see him.
Mrs. L and I watched assiduously.
And we didn't know where he was at the time.
Everybody was mentioned.
Tiffany and the grandchildren and Kai, of course.
I said, where's Barron?
He's hard to miss.
Six, seven, six, eight, whatever he is.
And it was so interesting, last night, which was, I thought, oh, this is obviously just a joke or a rib or some type of gaslighting.
Many of you suggest, oh, he was there.
I saw him.
I said, what?
Oh, he was in the back.
No, he wasn't.
And one of you fine folks said, dude.
They're telling you he was there.
And I said, but I never saw him.
No, he was there.
He wasn't there.
Today, sure enough, Melania verified that he had prior commitments.
Now, it's up to him, whenever it's a free country, but he said prior commitments.
Yes, he had prior commitments.
But what was interesting?
What was interesting?
Was how many said, no, he was there.
I saw him.
And at first I thought, this is obviously somebody just having fun.
A rib.
I would have done it.
No, he was there.
No, he wasn't.
Yes, he was.
Because, you know, I mean, we're all kind of trolls.
Deep down inside, we're all kind of into that world.
But he wasn't there.
Prior commitments.
Now, look, I think you're smart.
I'm going to tell you flat out, right off the bat, these people are nuts to have their daughter Kai, granddaughter Kai, involved in this at all.
They're crazy.
What are you doing?
I would have said, let me explain something to you.
I'll do this on my own.
You want to help granddad?
That's fine.
You help granddad by not subjecting yourself to threats, sickos, pervs, skeeves, and this deranged and sick world?
I don't even understand why people put pictures of their kids online.
I would have never had her.
Never.
Let me say this again.
Mark my words and I'm right.
Mrs. L knows this for sure.
At Lins Warriors.
This is a sick and dark and vile and fetid and rotten and putrescent world.
Do you hear me?
It is without anything you've ever even imagined.
These are the most despicable of human beings who inhabit, who inhabit this world.
And you're subjecting this young girl?
Now, at 17, it's on a Janicean.
Oh, no.
Mm-mm.
I would have said, no way.
Period.
That's okay.
Let Kimberly do this, or Lara, or Laura, whatever her name is.
L-A-R-A.
And in Gone with the Wind, it was pronounced Tara, I believe.
And in any event, in any event, I don't know where Laura comes from.
This is the one that just gets me.
I don't understand this.
Laura.
Tara.
Umara.
Era.
I don't get it.
Naomi.
Naomi.
Where did the I come from?
Missouri?
In any event, don't get me started.
So, first of all, Baron was not there.
And listen, I don't blame him.
I don't blame him.
I don't, anything about him.
He seems quiet.
Let the kid be just, they're always like, he's so tall.
Pretty soon you're going to geek the poor kid out.
Okay, he's tall.
There's more to him than just his height.
Boy, he's tall.
Look how tall he is.
That's the Trump thing.
Trump loves physical stuff.
Hey, he's big.
See how big he is?
Whoa, look at that Hulk Hogan.
Look how big he is.
Look how big.
Look at that Jim Jordan.
He's strong.
He's big.
There's Dana White.
It's big.
It's just kind of idealized.
And listen, remember one thing.
You're never going to admit it.
Nobody wants to admit it.
But part of the deal regarding UFC and wrestling and boxing and all that to an extent is a homoerotic kind of a weird thing that most men who really love it will never, ever, ever acknowledge.
There's this thing that happens where men love to hang around with men.
And they want to hit around on the mat.
You want to go on the mat?
Come on, let's go on the mat.
Let's get sweaty.
Okay.
It's nothing to do with pugilism.
It's an art, to be sure.
But there's something very Neanderthal, very tribal about the whole thing.
Look at the people.
I eat meat.
Okay, good.
That's good.
Nothing wrong with a steak.
Tastes great.
Remember the paleo diet?
Okay.
And when weird people kind of get into him, love the guy to death, Lex Friedman, kind of a nudge, a nerd, and Zuckerberg, hey, we're into jujitsu.
See?
I'm a tough guy.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
It's also a version of...
The little boy thing.
And it's always men trying to prove men.
Look at us.
I'm a Navy SEAL.
Do you understand this?
Here, here.
Joe Rogan does this new thing.
Here's some smelling salts.
Smelling salts.
Here, try some of this.
Hey, Kid Rock.
What do you do?
Yeah!
Okay.
That's great.
Nothing wrong with that.
But understand where it comes from.
Dan Howell says, for Barron, when standing up is an act of standing out, shyness comes naturally.
I think so.
Sort of.
But being 6 '7 today, to some people, they love it.
Look, I'm not going to in any way.
Guess.
Comment.
Does he talk?
Does he smile?
We use words like, when kids are just quiet, we say, oh, he's on the spectrum.
Everybody's on the spectrum.
Remember that for a while?
Everybody, well, he's on, you know, I'm on the spectrum.
Even comedians will say, well, you know, I've got ADHD.
I've got ADHD.
I do.
That's me.
And they always love to suggest, so I don't know anything about it.
I've never met the cat.
I have no idea.
I think Melania is smart.
I think Melania is smarter than anything else.
And by the way, while we're on the subject, let me see if I can explain this to you.
As you know, and let's be honest, because if you don't understand honesty, if you don't understand the way humans work, sorry.
And going back to this thing about I would make, if you look at UFC, not pro wrestling.
Pro wrestling used to be more theater.
UFC is not only theater.
Boxing is a little different.
But I would have a psychological development of this whole thing and understand who are these people and what is it.
Now, Hulk Hogan.
Out of all the people in all the world, Hulk Hogan.
Now, I have a lot of respect for Terry Bollea.
He was the biggest He was professional wrestling.
I think pound for pound, not the greatest worker in the world.
The greatest wrestler was Dusty Rhodes, who week after week could sell.
Hulk Hogan was good.
He had one thing.
All right, brother.
Okay, fine.
That's good.
He was good.
I'm not trying to get away from him, but he was by no means.
It's like comparing...
Andrea Bocelli to Caruso or to UC Bureling.
Not even close.
But if that's all you know, what are you going to do?
But the whole thing is very hyper...
You notice the thing?
Hulk Hogan, Rippy, come on, brother!
I'm thinking, what is this, 1980?
Okay, this is good.
Maybe, too bad, I would have had Harley Race, but that's me.
That's kind of the Trump thing.
It's very simple, very masculine.
To be surrounded by a lot of babes or people he thinks, here's my wife.
Now let me explain something to you.
And God bless, what is she, 54 years old?
There is a coldness.
A coldness you can see.
And I don't know what their real life is, but when you see them, you don't think, ah, the great love affair.
Say, what do you want about Ronnie and Nancy?
Even Laura Bush and Laura.
Not Lara.
Laura Bush this time.
George Bush.
Rosalind and Jimmy.
You could tell there was really some Betty Ford and Betty Ford was really one of these days she's going to get her due.
But it's like it's kind of like a coldness.
I don't blame her.
She could have done a lot more.
Listen, we're going to be honest right now, okay?
Let me just explain.
This is over.
But let's remember we love him.
We think he's great.
Yay!
He's going to win.
We're voting for him.
But let's be honest here.
Let's just, not to point fingers, but just point out reality.
When they met, it was kind of like air kiss.
It was like, does this look warm to you?
Okay, fine.
Whatever it was.
I think there's a real warmth I love with little kids.
And Grandpa, I love that.
I think...
I don't know what.
God knows what.
Look, you don't know what those folks went through with that Stormy Daniels business and all these others and McDougal.
You don't know anything.
Let me also tell you something.
You may not want to hear this.
No woman wants to feel cuckolded.
Even Hillary Clinton.
Hillary Clinton probably, and we all have our own theories as to what that's about.
Hillary Clinton...
Probably never felt anything towards Bill.
It was an arranged thing from the day they met in Yale and all that stuff.
But when he made a fool out of her, that's a different story.
Lori Cook says, Melania Barron had declined to accept being an electorate for Florida because of prior commitments, so maybe he had planned.
Yes, right.
Listen!
I love that prior commitment.
Excuse me, Mada, yes.
Yes, Barron.
Mada, do we have time to...
Be a part of the delegation.
Let me see.
Oh, good heavens.
Oh, I got that cricket.
Oh, God.
I can't move it.
I've moved it twice before.
Would you just send them my regrets?
Would you please?
I'm not able to be there.
Does it matter?
No, it doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
But let's look at the whole thing.
It was really interesting.
I like the dynamics.
How about...
I'm always so sorry for Tiffany.
Tiffany's never really...
She's like, oh yeah, Tiffany, right, right, yeah.
Marla's girl, yeah, hey, Tiffany.
Tiffany should be called technically.
Technically, yeah.
Now her husband, I don't mean to get anybody mentioned this guy, he's like from a billionaire family.
This crew is...
But listen, all these, I mean, I think without exception...
They don't get arrested.
They don't get into trouble.
Ivanka doesn't know what she wants to do.
Ivanka, the daughter, wants so much to be hot and glorious and sexy and be on the beach rocking her wife.
She wants that more.
Oh my God.
She hangs around this one.
And she hangs around Kardashian.
And she wants so much.
Jared just wants to sell Gaza for oceanfront property.
This guy is as cold-blooded as you can imagine.
When the helmet was kissed by T, I melted.
Well, I think we're, I don't know who we're, we'll get to that one in a moment.
I think we're talking about somebody.
I'm not sure about that.
But this is, but you know, Ivanka said, I'm getting out of this.
Remember that she says, I'm getting out of this.
Good, please.
Okay, okay, good.
Okay.
So, surprise.
We'll get to other...
What about all these power outages?
What's that about?
Listen, my friends, I know nobody wants to hear about this, especially because we'll talk about because Joy Reid wants to get into conspiracy theories.
But I'm telling you, listen to what I'm saying.
Do not completely discount the option about some foreign...
If you told me, if somebody said, Iran...
I don't believe it intuitively, but they wanted to get back after the Soleimani thing.
Okay, that has some weight, but I don't think it would go about it this way.
I think, you know what I mean?
But, but, I'll listen to it, but you've got to prove it.
Sparco says, isn't Baron Melania's child?
Maybe Melania was afraid for him because of what happened during the President Trump's last appearance.
So discourage his attendance.
Absolutely.
But he's never been a part of this.
A part of anything.
He's never been a part of anything.
He's never been...
And listen, let me just explain this, Barkey.
And thank you, my friend.
It's your call.
I'm the one telling you, keep this Kai out of here.
Leave Barron out of it too.
Barron could be a sensitive kid.
I don't know.
Maybe he's better off.
You know what?
Maybe you're more mysterious that way.
Either way, Brian Ekdahl doesn't even have anything to say.
He just says, hey, that's my name.
Thank you, Brian.
Lori Cuck says, look up Tiffany's wedding pictures with her dad.
All right.
Listen, I don't want this to be a snark fest, but I think it's interesting.
I think it's interesting.
Of the family, the smartest one is Eric.
And Eric sometimes, by virtue of who he is, is the goofiest.
He just looks goofy.
But that's just his whole thing.
He doesn't go and...
Don is like, that's...
That's, you know...
That's dad's boy.
I'm gonna go and hunt.
This goes lion.
Let's go kill.
I'm gonna go...
I'm gonna go out and...
Remember when they had all...
When Kimberly was courting him?
Come on!
Come on, let's go to the whitewater rabbit.
Let's go hunt for anacondas.
And what?
Yes, let's go out and let's go out in the woods and let's use ditches.
We'll dig latrines and squat like animals as we mark our territory.
Come on!
What?
Yes, you want to be like me, don't you?
Yeah, well, yeah.
Come on, show your mettle.
Let's go fly fishing.
Let's wade out into the rapid.
Let's put on our...
Let's fly.
Yes!
Ten to three.
Let's go back and forth.
Do the whipping motion.
Yes!
I've tied my own flies.
Let's go shoot an endangered species.
Let's cradle its dead, limp neck in our hand and some ghoulish...
Come on, Kimberly!
Oh, don't worry about your helmet.
I mean, your hair.
Come on!
You want to be a part of this, don't you?
Well, not really.
I just want to...
Come on!
Let's go!
I'm going to do this.
Next, we're going to go and we're going to look for the civet.
We're going to get monkey poop to find the particular beans of this...
Can we just maybe go rough it by going by the pool having red wine instead of wine?
Okay.
He thinks, Don Jr. thinks, he's ready for 2028.
That's why he's kind of setting up.
J.D. Vance.
And by the way, remember, Trump 24, my friend.
Trump 24. That's it.
I'm in.
I'm sold.
I'm in.
But please, here we go.
OA says, who did Trump argue with on seated next to J.D. Vance?
Now, I know you're probably like me, and I type this thing, I go, oh, damn it!
What does this mean?
And I don't in any way want to suggest, maybe this is a code.
Who did Trump, I guess, argue with on seatage next to J.D. Vance?
Yeah, what does that mean, honey?
He didn't what?
Oh, I don't think you've argued with...
I don't think there's any...
Oh, oh, oh!
See, you knew this.
The animation was confused with argument.
By the way, another one, too.
Did you see what they said?
Look at this!
They have the...
A friend of mine said, look at him kissing the fireman's helmet.
Oh, come on!
Yes, and I'm texting my friend of mine, I said, you are, this is so, this is, I gotta tell you this.
I know these people, okay?
And these people, I know people, and I don't, I don't let anybody's political ideology get in the way of the amusement that they bring me.
And I know one people, they are the biggest bunch of wussies in your life.
Everything bothers them.
Oh, they're so upset.
Oh, I've got to take some time off.
Oh, they're this.
Remember when this, all of a sudden this, this became the sign of international shock, right?
Covering your mouth was always animalistic.
It's primordial, primordial.
Cover your mouth.
Your mouth is how you live.
Then there's this.
When girls get weepy, I'm like, I don't want to, you know, they're kind of weepy.
Okay, fine.
I know people like that.
And I tell them all the time, do me a favor, grow a pair, butch up, and shut up!
Be a man!
This is what I tell them.
I know you're not supposed to say that, but just kind of just go off on your own and just work this through it.
Okay.
But yet, when Trump kissed the helmet, they go, can you believe this?
I said, you're the biggest, you cry over pet food commercials, and you can't see any benefit of that?
I love this selective, this is okay and this is stupid.
Now, in the fireman's, the particular bunker gear, whatever that was sent, his name was spelled wrong and always was.
So these conspiracy theorists, which we'll get to in a moment, said, hey, look!
They spelled his name wrong.
That's maybe not it.
It's like, no, schmuck.
That's it.
His wife sent it.
They can't handle anything.
I thought that was brilliant.
And what really, let me tell you what I was going to say, what really makes these people motivate, or motivates them, is the fact that they didn't do it themselves.
B. Wackle, he's an Aussie, by the way.
He says, you know what I reckon?
I like that.
G'day, mate.
You know what I reckon?
I'm sorry.
I can't do a...
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to do that.
I love Australian accents.
I watch that Sky News all the time.
How about Lefty's...
I can't do it.
I don't know what...
I'm doing like Dick Van Dyke, Cockney or something.
I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
But you know that Lefty's gone wild?
I love her.
I don't even know her name.
You know who I'm talking about.
I listen sometimes.
I get kind of mesmerized by the voice.
I say, I'm sorry, did you say something?
There are some accents I just...
I just...
I just stare and listen to.
Anyway, you know what I reckon?
It doesn't matter what I reckon.
The Dana intro speech was awesome.
The whole convention was amazing.
Absolutely!
Absolutely!
Sparky says...
Remember when they hunted and tagged the Triceratops?
Yes.
Yes.
Indeed.
P.T. Barnum says there's a sucker born every minute.
That's right.
And don't forget what Dr. Hunter S. Thompson said.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
And Ide says, what percentage do you give Trump fans to win regardless of what's going on?
100%.
Oh, to win?
Oh yeah, bet the farm.
Bet the farm.
Now, that doesn't mean they can't.
Let me give you an example.
Uday, imagine Uday, I'm Uday.
That's Saddam's son.
How about Usain, Usain, Usain, Usain Bolt and me in 100 Yard Dash, okay?
Me, me against Usain Bolt.
In a hundred yard dash.
What odds do you give me of winning?
Zero.
Okay.
Let me ask you this.
What if I trip him?
Then who will win?
And you say, wait a minute, that's not fair.
I didn't ask you whether it was fair.
You see what I'm saying?
With the Democrats, you're going to say, if you mean in a straight election?
Oh, Trump.
You mean if they don't cheat?
Trump.
Oh, you mean that?
Trump.
Oh, you mean if they don't?
Yeah, Trump.
Trump will win.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the way that works.
That's the way that works.
Now let me go back to a couple of things.
This is also important.
Here's Raul, our buddy.
Raul says, the kissing of the helmet was momentous.
Again, a lot of people are saying, okay, what's he talking about?
I think I know what you're talking about.
You're talking about the one-up.
A couple of things.
Let me forget.
Let me not forget.
Ladies, please don't take this the wrong way.
And I'm sorry, I told you this.
I'm going to call it the way it is.
I know people.
And I know what happens to people.
And I know what happens to a lot of folks, especially a lot of people who want to feel this thing about, we've got to be masculine!
Okay, take it easy.
When people go out of their way, sometimes, like Tucker Carlson, great speech, no prompter, good for him.
Tucker is this one.
I'm into fly fishing and mountain hunting.
Okay, Tucker, I got it.
I got it.
Tucker's a little bit into that, like, see, I'm tough.
Okay, Tucker.
I'm a man.
Okay, Tom, all right, take it easy.
Just, you know, you like to hunt.
Have you seen these shows?
Delta Force, Delta 6, Seal Team 6, and there we are, and I got the...
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you.
you Bye.
You know who the real killers are?
The guys that I respect?
Not respect, but the ones that I want to talk to?
The ones that I think, oh, that's the guy I want to talk to.
I don't want to talk to the guy who's all beefed up and roided up, covered in tats, who was in the, you know, SEAL Team 6 or Delta 4. No, no, no, no.
I want that guy in the corner.
The old man with the hat on that says, veteran.
He's got a little CIB thing, combat infantry badge.
Ooh, where were you?
Now, most of our, sad to say we're losing most of our World War II veterans, but I want to talk about some of these other people.
And you know what?
You know that?
The ones who say, well, by golly, when I was 16 years old, I got the notion and I went to my father and I said, pops, he had a little store and...
Muncy, I said, Pops, I want to join the Marines.
So he said, by golly, well, that's what you want to do?
And I went and I went and I was 14 years old.
I mean, wait a minute, what?
That's the killer.
That's the guy I want to talk to.
Not these other ones.
This one.
You were against the Japanese Iwo Jima on this island with volcanic ash and they walk around and they're not covered in anything.
They've got grandos and they sit in their little wheelchair and they barely can get a hand up and they, oh, they look so cute.
That's the killer.
That's the one I want to talk to.
Not this other one.
Too much, too.
Everybody's ex-CIA.
Everybody was in the mob.
Everybody was this.
Well, you know, when I was in there, you know, we took out this guy.
And I said, really?
Everybody's hiding something.
Why are you telling people?
Everybody always told me.
Do you ever talk to somebody?
Do you ever have, like, your uncle or your grandpa or maybe your father who said, I don't want to talk about it.
Tell us about where I don't want to talk about it.
So when these people, folks, they come out of the world, I'm not saying they're not legit, but I always wonder, what are you trying to prove here?
Maybe it's all everybody wants to go on YouTube and have their own show.
I don't know what it is.
But let me go and say this one thing.
But first, very quickly, Laurie said, you think DT feels guilty about the dead guy?
No, absolutely not.
No, guilty?
No.
I think he truly, truly...
Felt like, granted, I don't think he, no.
He might feel like if it wasn't for me, no.
I don't think so at all.
No, no, not at all.
Sparky says, we also use fix into, you don't forget where you come from.
You're all biggity now.
Well, you know, it's funny, Sparky.
Fix into is one thing.
In certain urban patois, it's fin to go.
Fin, which is a diminutive of fixing.
You know that, right?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
God, I miss Diamond and Silk.
Remember that?
Mm-hmm.
I drove my wife crazy.
I could not stop saying mm-hmm.
No matter what it was.
Now I'm going to take a left up here.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, look, Charmin's on sale.
I just was stuck with that.
Let me go back to what I was saying.
You've got to understand how people work.
And you've got to know what it's like.
You've got to know what it's like.
And I know people.
And I know people, and sometimes people don't want me to say what I know, but I'm going to say it.
And, ladies, I want to tell you something.
I feel very sorry for you.
That's why I'm, in particular, I hope they keep an eye on this Kai because I would keep her, if that were my daughter, granddaughter, she'd be nowhere near anything.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nowhere.
You can go on stage, you can wave.
You can wave.
You're not going to do this.
Sorry.
Uh-uh.
This world is too sick.
But I will tell you this much.
And the reason why it's tough is because when you are Young, and you're a girl.
You know, I felt sorry for the worst.
Remember poor Amy Carter?
Oh my God.
Remember one time, Amy Carter, Michigan Amy, but the worst was Chelsea Clinton.
And by the way, Chelsea Clinton turns out to be a very, very, very smart.
And she is not a loony lefty, nor is Hillary, nor is Bill.
They're from the other...
They're Dems, but they're not woke.
Uh-uh.
No way.
And there was a joke that Rush Limbaugh said, what's the name of the dog in the White House?
Yeah, Chelsea.
It was like, oh, come on.
I think later on he apologized.
When you take a girl and you take boys, boys go through puberty, whatever, they get gangly or stupid.
It happens.
Nobody expects much of you, but you're a girl today where your age is accelerated.
You've got to be pretty and slim, at least theoretically in the old days.
I don't know about now.
And I say that almost out of admiration.
I'm getting to the point where I'm no fun anymore.
I think sweet Judy Blue, I said it best.
People hate Melania.
Because she is always told how beautiful she is.
And you will be hated.
You will be hated or reluctantly admired in some respects.
Charlie Callay says, from 2001 until the Afghanistan pullout, From my experience, in the American Legion, most Vets have their combat infantry badge.
That's very interesting.
That's...
What is it, Charlie?
30 days minimum?
Marines don't have it.
Like the Marines have no squad, no this, no nothing.
Rank.
That's it.
They're all riflemen that, you know, go for the brook.
But I've seen this before.
Here comes Melania Trump and they hate her guts.
You know who hates her more than anybody else?
Jill.
You know who I also felt sorry for?
Michelle Obama.
What they did to her was cruel.
What they did and still do is so cruel.
I'm serious.
I don't have any beef against Michelle Obama.
None!
None!
And I don't like to leave their kids alone.
Obama, open season.
Do whatever you want.
Whatever you want.
Where he's from, what he looks like.
I don't care.
Remember, he wanted this.
But I don't like...
It's tough enough being a woman and it's tough enough having all these trolls out there come at you.
You don't know what that's like.
But here comes Melania.
They're thinking, oh, we hate her.
It's...
It's Mean Girls.
Gentlemen, ladies, who's seen Mean Girls?
Mean Girls must be absolute required viewing for anybody today.
If you've got daughters, watch it with your daughters.
Watch this.
This is what you're up against, my friend.
Because let me tell you something, Kai.
Let me tell you something, Missy and Morgan and Michaela.
The people who are going to treat you like crap your whole life aren't men.
They're just stupid.
It's going to be women.
They're going to destroy you.
Sparky says, you missed my wrecking, Superjet.
Taking context away from my fixin'.
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold it.
I'm sorry.
Forgive me.
I got so wrapped up in this.
Dear Sparko.
Hang on a minute.
Well, here we go.
Military.
Is this military training became so sissified in the U.S. in the early 90s across the board that special forces didn't mean much anymore?
I like that one.
Hang on a minute.
Six and two.
Hang on a minute.
Oh, Lionel, you're a Southerner.
We use Reckon.
Oh, I know we use Reckon, but not the way Aussies do.
It's a different.
It's actually the most, it's the preferred.
Like Reckon, or in your case, Reckonoitering.
I hope I missed yours.
I hope I got yours.
Thank you for that.
Dana White could be a political threat in 28 if he's interested in becoming president.
Absolutely not.
Dan, are you serious?
And thank you.
Dana White?
President?
Now, I will stand corrected on this.
I will stand corrected on this.
Abraham Lincoln was no prize.
I'm sorry.
Abraham Lincoln, the rail splitter who probably gave his wife syphilis, who now they say was gay.
I don't know.
He had Marfan syndrome.
You notice that?
You know, his affectation, which is what Obama, Obama, I keep saying it, what Osama bin Laden had when he probably died in the Emirates or some hospital with Marfan syndrome, according to Benazir Bhutto, Madeleine Albright.
I never bought this bin Laden story ever.
I hope I'm not a revisionist.
Laurie says, I hear the anti-lynching law has some sneaky stuff in it too.
Do you know anything?
By the way, anti-lynching does not mean strangulation.
Remember that.
It's nothing to do with hanging or any of that.
Lynch is any kind of extrajudicial kind of a tribunal.
You could technically...
Put somebody on trial and then later on find them guilty.
Oh, 60 days minimum for the CIB.
I thought it was 30. Interesting.
Thank you for that.
You know, it's so funny.
During Vietnam, compared to World War II, the amount of actual days in combat in World War II was, I don't know, for let's say a year.
Let's say it was a month or something.
But in Vietnam, it was almost a year.
They were in combat every single day in many units.
Let me go back to this.
Because I'm all over the place.
And I can't help it.
I've got a lot to tell you.
I don't know what Melania's thing was.
I don't feel a warmth there.
It doesn't matter what I feel.
But I thought right away, oh, okay.
Why?
Because Trump figures she's a trophy wife and maybe they love each other.
I don't care.
I don't care.
It's up to him.
But his whole thing is Trump is very lovingly superficial.
He loves the way you look.
He loves the way you're strong.
If you're a wrestler, if you're Hulk Hogan, if you're supposedly beautiful, if you're this and that.
And if I were Melania, I would just be disgusted with having to hear about Dusty Saddles and McDougal and then all these, you know, what's her name?
Margot Martin.
Not Martin.
Kids, they see Martin, Margot Martin, who's trying to push Dan Scavino out of the way.
I'm your girl!
Remember Hope Hicks?
Remember that one?
One of Donnie's girls.
She was kind of pushed out.
Alina Habba, one of the girls.
And by the way, let me say this, kudos to Mrs. Allen.
I know this as well.
She pointed out, I like the way they're dressing more respectably, more business-like.
None of this over-the-shoulder.
I don't know what the hell that's all about.
But let me go back to what I said.
Again, circuitously, and I apologize.
They hate Melania because people are like, do you know that I'll bet you anything that Anna Wintour, that weird freak, would have loved to have had Melania on the cover of Vogue?
She's got all her stuff!
Do you know what they would have done?
But they told her.
Don't even think about it.
Evan Webb, thank you, sir.
Our way of life has made us weaker.
The Boy Scouts was started to toughen up the kids.
My grandfather traveled around the world mostly alone at the age of 13. 1899 to 1900.
How do we toughen up kids in our society in general?
Thank you, Evan.
You know, one of the things I think is the most important.
And I don't know what you think about Tuffin, but Tuffin has nothing to do with any kind of physical thing.
Christian Janus knows.
Does Ron DeSantis get pushed to VP for J.D. Vance in 28?
Could be.
DeSantis has to work on his stuff.
And I'm going to say something too.
Is there anybody here who is really impressed with J.D. Vance?
Not his story.
The story is great.
Okay?
Great story.
Him.
Do you say, hey, there's J.D. Vance?
Are you going to run to the TV and say, hey, there's a J.D. Vance?
Rally on.
When you're in your local Irish bar, you say, hey, Dermot, yeah, can you change the channel?
President Vance is talking.
No.
You're never going to see the likes of Trump again.
He's okay.
I'm sure he'll be great.
You know.
Harry Truman wasn't a ball of fire, but maybe he was, maybe he wasn't.
I don't know.
But let me go back to this thing about this business.
Wait a minute.
Hang on.
Sparky does a fun fact.
This is also scary.
Fun fact, the U.S. State Department channels mean girls when they deal with diplomacy and foreign policy.
That could very well happen.
Look at Victoria Nuland.
You see what Victoria Newland was?
Where she predicts, don't worry, Trump's not going to be president.
What does that mean?
Nothing.
Wait, wait, wait.
Victoria, Vicky, why did you say that?
Do you know something?
No, I don't know anything.
Are you sure you don't know anything?
I don't know anything.
You sure now, right?
Yeah, okay.
Wow.
Because these people deal nothing with assassinations all day long.
Oh, we'll take care of that.
Oh, you ought to call me?
Okay, take care of that.
Dan says Hillary was a trophy wife.
Also, just not first place.
Oh, you're too much.
Let me explain something to you what I think is tough.
What I think is tough.
And this is the thing which I think is the most important.
And I'm going to go back to that Belania thing.
People hate her.
And if I went on a TV show, And there was Joy Reid.
And somebody said this.
I would never say this.
But let me just assume I did.
If I said, Joy, I know why you hate Melania.
Just hold up a mirror.
That's why.
I understand it.
I dig it.
I don't blame any of you.
I don't blame half of this girl.
Whoopi, Joy Behar, you hate her.
It's in your DNA.
You're women.
It's who you are.
I know it sounds terrible to say that.
You are in the animal kingdom.
You are it.
The female.
Don't give me this male-female business.
The female.
You are the queen of the jungle.
You've always been.
You don't have as many friends because nature has always made you less social.
Because they want you to stay home with the kids.
Do you understand this?
They want you to stay home.
They don't want you to be gregarious.
And nature gives the peacock all of the plumage.
You're the peahen.
Because we don't want you to blow your camouflage.
Vita says, did you think Vance kind of ignored his wife?
You know...
When they were talking to each other, maybe they kind of ignored him?
I don't know.
I didn't see it that much.
I mean, I don't know what she's supposed to be doing.
What, chatting the whole time?
Nah, not really.
But I like your observation.
I don't care whether it's right or wrong.
I like your observation.
Cobb says, good morning, sir.
Melania is the picture of class and grace.
Well, I'll tell you what.
That's it.
But class and grace is something that I don't know if anybody even cares about this.
Let me explain something to you.
During JFK, Jackie Kennedy was revolutionary.
Jackie Kennedy had the voice, the whole bit.
And let me explain something to you.
These were the Kennedys.
The whole group were nothing but oversexed, Billy goats and saviors and they, I mean, they were just, don't kid yourself, but on the outside it was panache.
There was Jackie with a voice like that and she spoke French and people went crazy over her.
Do you know her story?
You want to hear something weird?
I'm only going to say this.
Lee, her sister, And Blackjack, her father, competing for daddy's attention?
Let it go.
If 10% of what I've heard and read and researched about Jackie Kennedy is true, oh my god.
Don't worry.
Sorry, let me also explain something to you.
J.D. Vance's hillbilly elegy, that's nothing.
What's the difference between his mother And Hunter Biden.
What?
There are more...
Now, the story is not that J.D. Vance had these people as their family.
The fact is he came beyond that.
He strove.
He has striven beyond that.
But in terms of, you know, why trash?
Trailer trash, whatever you want to call it.
You know, drug addicts.
This is nothing.
They got half of Washington.
They may live in Colorama or whatever it is, but they are as low rent as you.
I want to go back and say something before about this business about being tough.
And this is the part that I think is really, really, really, really missed completely.
And I see this all the time.
And if you watch YouTube and Instagram, or YouTube in particular, you watch the source, they're always showing you how to punch, how to eat raw meat, how to jump into your ice bath.
Oh, have you seen this?
Hey, there's these new things.
Look at me.
I'm jumping in the ice bath.
I've got this thing on my back porch.
It's this submersion into ice water.
Wow, I'm tough.
I do my ice bath every day because I'm tough.
I'm a man of steel.
Do you know how long?
Do they still have the Russian baths here?
These Russians have been doing this stuff forever.
I don't know where you come from, but this is what people think is tough.
This is what people think is tough, is going into an ice bath.
Or doing kettlebells.
Remember when kettlebells were a big deal?
Or maybe...
Or now eating raw meat.
I'm...
What's his name?
Oh, Jordan Peterson.
And I'm eating raw meat.
Jordan Peterson.
This guy's got so many...
He doesn't have skeletons in his closet.
He's got a morgue.
It's like the catacombs.
Whenever somebody comes out and shows you, look how tough I am.
Okay.
What a con this guy is.
But listen, it's a free country.
You can do whatever you want.
No.
You know who I think are the heroes?
The tough guys?
The real tough guys?
And you'll see it every now and then.
It's the father who is playing tea party with his daughter.
Little girl.
And it's daddy.
That's the hero.
That's the tough guy.
That's it.
Because for you to be able to say, oh, this is important.
You can see a bonding and you can see something which is no...
That's not going to make the Joe Rogan show.
Nobody's going to have somebody who comes on and says, you know, or who was it?
Somebody who the kid wanted to...
Put the father's hair in ribbons.
I don't know what the hell it was.
But the point is the father said, I'm going to give you time.
I'm going to give you time and attention.
What do you want to do?
You want to do a tea party?
Let's do it.
It's your time.
I'm paying attention to you.
I'm showing you love.
That's the tough guy.
Not this other nonsense.
Andrew said, did JD's mom have finger legs tattoo on her back?
I have no.
Earthly idea.
But bless her heart.
Let me tell you something.
Anybody who can overcome addiction, good for you.
Bradley Alton says, I'm late.
Any conspiracies with a Microsoft outage?
Thank you.
First thing I would do, huh?
Yeah, something's up with that.
How about the fact that everybody's saying that joy...
Let me tell you something.
As you know, 9-11...
Well, I mean the 11th day of the 9th month of 23 years ago was my red pill moment.
I studied that and have studied it like you cannot believe.
I have sat down with people and I said, let me show you a couple of facts here.
And by the way, I want you to...
And I've done this a million times.
And I want you to open your phone up so I don't do this.
And I want you to look for this, this, this, and this.
That's what I want you to do.
Look at it.
And I've seen people's jaws drop and I said, you missed that, didn't you?
Yeah, I know.
I don't blame you.
And what does that mean?
I don't know what it means, but you didn't know that, did you?
So I have been doing this for a long time.
I have been somebody who has been this and I've seen this.
And when I would tell you stuff, if I would say, hey, did you know this?
People like the left, like that Joy Reap, bless her heart.
We need Joy Reid.
Remember, if we didn't have Joy Reid, I would have to invent her.
Remember somebody said that about Israel one time?
Joy Reid is the perfect, she's the embodiment, the quintessence of the radical left lunatic.
So to make a long story short, when I would say, well, here's what I want to tell you about this, people said, shut up, you're a conspiracy theorist.
We don't want to hear conspiracy theories.
Yeah, but we don't want to hear conspiracy theories.
Now they do.
Yeah, but you said in Wikipedia that conspiracy theories...
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, these aren't conspiracy theories.
Yes, they are.
Well, these are okay for us.
Whenever anybody was shot, hurt, injured, and they liked the victim, identified with the victim...
Anything they could do to subvert, abrogate, or repeal the Second Amendment, they would do it.
They would say, this is why we need to get rid of assault weapons.
This rampant, wanton, murderous, rapacious behavior has to stop immediately.
And they would say, that's what we're calling, to end the assault weapons.
Okay, here we have an AR-15, and nobody's saying a word of it.
They're saying, well...
Because they like the result.
They like this.
This is the hypocrisy of these people.
They don't stand for anything.
They're just, they oppose things.
Sparky says, my great-uncle was the foreman of a logging camp in Alabama in 1909.
See, I can't even, just this story.
My great-uncle was the foreman of a logging camp in Alabama in 1909.
My uncle Chichen Itzu was, you know, a numbers runner in, I don't know.
He was 12 and carried a firearm.
Since background checks weren't easy with the randos, prison escapees, etc., who showed up to work.
You know, isn't that something?
They showed.
I got one for you.
And by the way, Sparky, thank you.
And I can't compete with that one, but I can't...
You're...
Very quickly, again, this will be your...
Your great uncle.
If I sat with your great uncle now, if we could somehow...
We said, you did what?
You carried a gun when you were 12?
Yeah.
You went to a logging camp?
Yeah.
Oh.
You went to...
That's not the thing that got me.
It's the fact that they...
That they thought nothing of it.
Remember that 98-year-old, who was he, this veteran?
He was...
He had 11 kids?
I mean, these aren't rich people.
This is tough.
This is tough.
Let me also tell you something about this.
This is important.
There's one thing about Vance's mother.
When you have got something and your brain has been rewired by virtue of meth or because of this or because of heroin or alcohol or cigarettes or anything and you say, I have to reverse this behavior or I'm going to die.
And I'm going to submit myself.
There's a church in the neighborhood.
It's where our friend was, Catholic Church, who died 103, you've heard of.
And we walked by and they said, AA meetings.
The AA meetings, the people who do this, and they go to meetings and they're trying.
That's tough.
There's no award for that.
I mean, there's a chip.
By the way, that's pure Skinnerian, token economy.
Absolutely.
You need something.
Humans love to see, and it's not because they're children.
They love to see progress.
They love to see certain things.
Analog versus digital.
They want to see chevrons.
They want to see.
That's why sometimes it's important to give a kid.
A trophy when they're kids.
To let them know what winning feels like.
They say, now, now you're going to, but now that you enjoy winning, right?
Good.
Well, now to get that trophy, you got to do something.
So anyway, those people who do this are heroes.
That's tough.
That's tough.
And there are people like walking around all the time who are doing this.
There are older black women in this country.
Who have been, in some cases, not in all cases, but in some cases, the mother, the absolute, the foundation of the family, the anchor.
That's a hero.
That's tough.
That's the part.
It just, to me, it's physical.
Physical is one thing.
And I appreciate the idea.
And listen, I'm not trying to diminish.
I think when you're a UFC fighter or whatever, it takes years and years of dedication.
You know, Michael Phelps, who, by the way, this poor guy, how he can barely speak with that mouth of his, bless his heart, he said he never had a day off from the pool.
Ever.
Ever.
Christmas.
Christmas.
Here's one for you.
You know how male swimmers are real thin?
Did you ever see female swimmers?
Yeah.
They're not like that.
They're kind of big.
Not big, but they're not skin and bones at all.
Not like the men.
Why is that?
Think about that one.
Submit your theories later.
Think about it.
Don't answer it.
Think about it.
Why?
Why would a woman swimmer And even divers, because divers are in the water and then they're out.
But they have to stay in the water to do other things.
Think about that one.
We were watching a Netflix special.
Was it Simone Biles?
Yes.
What was she?
Did she turn out to be a nut?
Is that it?
She just kind of lost her mind?
I don't know.
Oh my God.
It's a mental thing.
She...
Oh, Larry Nassar abuse.
Okay.
Simone Biles, by the way, is a freak.
You know that, right?
This is very interesting.
There's a TED Talks, I want you to find it, about how body shapes over a period of time have changed.
She's 4 '6 or 4 '8.
She'd be able to compact herself into this.
This is...
This is talent that, I mean, Bas Rutten, okay, he's a fighter, he's good.
This is a freak.
Michael Phelps is a freak.
His torso is twice as long, so he gets this springing action.
His inseam of his legs are the same as, I think, like a regular 5 '9 runner or something.
These people are freaks.
Are they heroes?
Maybe they're fortitude to get to that point.
Maybe it's their hard work and tenacity.
I don't know.
And the word hero is being used to too much.
We're getting off on a tangent.
Let's go back to last night.
But this is an important thing.
Joe Biden is leaving by Sunday.
Let me say this again.
He's leaving on a jet plane.
Okay?
He's gone.
Joe Biden is furious.
Her dreams, her lies, her perpetuation of this sheer and unremitting lunacy is finally over.
She's done.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
She's done.
He's done.
His place in history.
Has been forever changed and supplanted.
Do you hear this?
He's done.
He's through.
He will be the first president, first, to leave.
Not like LBJ, who said, because I'm not going to win.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He had to leave because of cognitive, physical, All of this.
This is the part that's interesting.
Now, this is why it's critical, why I say this.
This is the person who, by virtue of his physical...
I was watching, I told you yesterday, I...
Stumbled upon these Parkinson tests.
Bradykinesia, this slowness when continuing a movement.
This is the thing.
This is the key symptom of Parkinson.
You've got to have Bradykinesia along with tremor and rigidity.
You've got to have Bradykinesia plus something else.
Tremor may not be a part of it.
So let me go through this again.
And listen to me carefully.
He is leaving not because he won't...
Look at Lori.
President Kamala.
No.
No.
But anyway, he is leaving not because the poll numbers are down, not because...
Of his debate performance.
Maybe it's because of his cognitive collapse.
If I said to you, I'm not trying to be, I'm not trying to, it sounds like I'm joking about this, I'm not.
It's, you know, Stephen Hawking was the exception.
Stephen Hawking Could somehow, despite his mental...
I always wondered, how do we know he's really saying this?
That was a different story.
Joe Biden, sadly, just fell apart.
And they kept this lie up, or apparently alive, for years.
Evan Webb says, I will get thesaurus and pick a better word next time.
Not at all.
By the way, what's another word for thesaurus?
One of my favorite jokes.
Howie Brown says, African-American women's support dropped 31% for Biden, reported by Rachel Maddow.
Well, there you go.
She said that, didn't she?
Isn't Rachel something?
I don't know.
It's this kind of a non-committal I don't know what.
Our good friend Mati Matlas Excess, tough is being able to lay down on a hot metal roof in the summer heat and get that close.
Or is that toughness a result of drugs or MK?
That's an ultra?
That's physical toughness.
Yes.
You know what I also think is tough?
I want to go back to that.
When I see a kid Remember in the old days when you were a kid, these kids had to wear these braces?
Remember that?
These harps?
Remember that?
Some kids would wear this thing on their head and say, what the hell is that?
Or somebody who's got little kids with thick glasses.
That's the kid that I would talk to.
That's the one that I would want.
If I was a teacher, I'd say, you're the tough guy.
How do you do it?
Everything alright?
How do you handle this?
You talk about tough?
A kid?
The meanness of kids?
And you go through that?
Oh, man.
Let me tell you something.
I never realized as a young person, and I'm not in any way, I swear to God, I was blessed with something that I think it's not a genius, but it's as close to it as possible.
I don't care what people think.
It doesn't matter.
In order to be embarrassed, I've done things in front of people, not bad behavior, but I've attempted to do things or whatever it is.
You would have probably never come out of your home after this, but it didn't matter to me because I thought, well, I'll work on it next time, but I don't care what they think unless it was something that mattered.
But I don't care what they think.
It doesn't matter.
I never cared about that.
It just never occurred to me.
And that's why I hate phonies.
You have no idea.
If you want to walk around and...
How do I say this?
William F. Buckley and some people kind of seem rather haughty, but that was who he was.
I kind of miss that.
I was listening to George Will give a...
George Wolfe was full of it, but he was talking about the idea of savagery.
He left the Republican Party because of Trump.
I'm going to say something about Trump, too, before I forget.
There is nothing phony about Trump.
Nothing.
It may be plastic.
It may be shallow.
And I'm not, I don't think that, but I tell friends, but this is who he is.
Phony is somebody who's acting in a way they're not.
He's not.
He is who he is and that's it.
And it shows.
He says, I'm not going to wear a cowboy hat.
I'm not going to do shots.
I don't drink.
I'm not going to put on a flannel shirt and go bowling with you.
Remember Hillary?
She was doing Boilermakers at some Scranton bar and there she was.
I want legit.
I want authentic.
I want somebody who says, this is who I am.
And I think I told you this before, and if we're talking about gender and sex, the most perfect, maybe the pinnacle, the pinnacle of human development is an old, like a grandma.
A woman who says, screw it, I've been through this before.
I'm just going to go for comfortable clothes, a muumuu, and I'm just going to be grandma.
And they are the, I think they're the most beautiful people.
They're just perfect.
They are absolutely feminine, even though they don't look like anything that resembles a woman.
I've had some ants.
I don't know what this is.
But they were loving, and they were themselves, and they were authentic.
They really were.
And that, it conveys.
There's something.
Harry Truman was authentic.
He may not have been the best president, but he was real.
John Kennedy wasn't.
You know who was the greatest person in later life?
Richard Nixon.
I watch old videos of him now and I love that man.
I loved him when he was older, when he was looking back.
You know, this is kind of what I think.
This is what's important.
I found a newfound absolute love and respect for Eric Clapton.
There's a show on YouTube.
It's a music show.
And Eric Clapton has befriended this Gentlemen.
And they talk and he is just...
Eric Clapton is a guy I want to know.
And he's the most un-rock star there is.
Tom Roy says, how will Corrine spin this one?
You may not like this.
KJP will be heralded as one of the greatest soldiers of all time.
Corey Cook says, Oh, thanks, Lionel.
I guess.
But you're quite welcome.
You know, one of my old jokes, this is terrible.
Oh, look at this.
Extra Mile says, thanks for the show last night.
It was wonderful.
I thank you.
Sparky says, President Kamala could use her Wallace Simpson-level talent when negotiating with foreign leaders.
Interesting.
Wallace Simpson.
You know who Wallace Simpson reminds me of?
Don Jr.'s fiancée.
I don't know.
That's a different story.
The repulsive, twisted self says July 16th stink to high hell and suddenly you're 100% credulous.
Very disappointed.
July 16th stink to high hell.
I don't know what that means, but thank you.
What happened July 16th?
The 13th was the shooting.
What's the 16th?
Anyway.
Well, let me ask you something.
We're on this.
Do you have any...
When you say it's dunked to high hell, this is one of those things where could you write a little bit more?
I mean, thank you very much, but...
What?
I love to text people.
Sometimes I'll do this down the line.
I'll write.
Remember one thing.
Copy, paste.
I go down my text layer, and they say, what?
But I love doing that.
I was going to tell you, one of the things I love to do in the old days, I don't do it now, but I used to do this.
Whenever I would be somewhere, let's say there's a group, and somebody would say, and now I would like to get a special thing to our top salesman of the year, whatever he sold, or whatever it is, our top athlete, or top whatever, anybody who's in the audience who is being introduced, I always, when I was absolutely beyond shameless, always stood up and waved and people would look at me and then the other guy back and goes, no, it's me!
I thought that was one of the funniest things ever.
But let's go back to this.
What do you think July 13th was?
What do you think that was?
What do you think that was?
I don't understand it.
Oh, Chappaquiddick anniversary today.
Wow.
I don't think Teddy Kennedy was necessarily involved in the way you think.
Chappaquiddick could have very...
They say, believe it or not, Chappaquiddick.
Mary Jo Kopechny.
She's a Jersey girl, wasn't she?
Went to Caldwell College.
Yep.
She...
She could have been in the backseat.
The story is not what you think.
Nothing involving the Kennedys is what you think.
But let me go back to what I'm saying.
You do know, as I said the other day, nothing is going to come of the investigation regarding the assassination attempt of President Trump.
You understand that?
Anybody have any questions about that?
Nothing will happen with this.
You know that, right?
Nothing is going to happen.
Remember that, right?
Let me just say it again.
You do know this.
You do know this.
Do you believe this person acted alone?
Do you believe that?
If not, where are the other persons?
Is there any evidence of multiple shooters, turkey shoot?
You gotta give me something.
You've got to give me something.
You've got to show me something.
You've got to show me evidence, not well, obviously.
JFK was different because, remember, the most important piece of evidence in the world was the round through the windshield.
That was the most important issue.
That was the most important of them all.
You never hear about that.
But do you believe he acted alone?
Do you believe he acted alone?
If you say no way, why do you think he didn't act alone?
Do you believe that the people who may have looked the other way were a part of this?
That might be not acting alone.
If he had a range finder, do you believe that there is any chance that this amount of incompetence could have occurred or that it was a lie, let it happen on purpose, kind of a convergence of negligence?
Deliberate negligence.
Make sure we hold off.
Not yet.
Put in our D-team.
Don't worry about this.
Do you think so?
Now remember something.
Unless we have, there used to be something called the Russell Tribunal or the Sartre or Sartre as we would say.
Tribunals.
This was post Vietnam.
They went around the country, went around the world, having their own independent citizen commissions on what happened.
We need to have somebody who is a version of loose change or something.
JFK, Oliver Stone.
You're never going to get anything from...
You're never going to get anything from...
Government.
But we need an independent person to put together the issues and not point out anomalies, but point out evidence of why you think there was a conspiracy.
Carl, you might say synchronicity.
He might say this.
And please don't say, by the way, Brad, don't use, please don't use this Occam's razor.
I hate that because the term is always used incorrectly.
So remember what you're saying.
If you see anomaly, anomaly, anomaly, problem, negligence, almost, that is not the same as they caught a guy.
He was arrested.
He had in his pocket the phone number of the shooter.
He had numbers to overseas accounts, to crypto accounts.
That would be something.
Kind of like during Watergate when they found the phone book where they had the White House numbers.
That's what we need.
If you went into court and you said, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I want you to find a return of verdict, a proof beyond a reasonable doubt of a conspiracy.
Why?
Because of such and such.
You would say, excuse me, that's negligence.
Where's the conspiracy?
And you would say, well, how could you have all this?
Without there being a conspiracy.
Simple.
This could be idiocy.
Maybe the reason why this never happened before was that you didn't have this negligence before.
That these forces were elsewhere.
Do you think, does anybody think that in this field or this area in Pennsylvania, this was the first time there was ever an assassin there?
Do you believe that?
Do you believe that this was the only time there was an assassin?
Remember, JFK, they tried it in Tampa, they were going to do it in Miami, and Dallas was the final.
It wasn't the only time.
Do you believe that this was the first time there ever was an assassin fully ready to do it at any of the events?
Do you?
Could be, but probably not.
Could be, do you believe that when something is not able to be explained, that it's evidence of something?
When you can't explain something, do you think that means, therefore, it means this?
Because I can't understand why they did this.
Because it's fishy or it's incompetent.
Do you believe that?
Do you believe that?
Because I could defend this case.
If we put this on trial, oh my god.
See, the one thing about the JFK case, there's evidence.
Oh my God, there's evidence like you can't believe.
There's evidence of there being other people.
We don't know who the shooters were.
Got a couple of ideas.
Absolutely.
Let me ask you this.
What if, what if, at this terrible event, all of a sudden somebody says, no, he had bullets coming here.
We heard bullets here.
We heard there was a shooter here.
If there was a version of the grassy knoll.
Lori Cook says, I think Secret Service is criminally negligent.
They certainly are, but the question is, is that all they are?
Mr. Sparky says, uh, Vincent has a red genetic condition where veggies are adverse to his health.
Veggies harmed his daughter who has a severe disease.
case of it.
Hmm.
This is very odd.
*crash*
Do you really...
Must we continue with this code?
But thank you for this.
Did...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, thank you.
Look at this.
Sparky, I know Sparky says, I have to do this for Superjet.
I don't care about Jordan Peterson.
I mean, bless his heart.
I hope to.
I hope he is well and healthy.
I cannot, I've never listened to a millisecond of anything he's ever said.
I cannot.
I physically am not able to do so.
I'm unable to do so.
I just cannot do it.
But let me go back to what I'm saying, and thank you for this.
If there was somebody who said, no, I heard there was a rifle shot here.
If there were pictures of people pointing, hey, there he is on top of the roof, and then somebody says, but there's another one here.
That's a conspiracy.
You saw a drone where?
Close?
Oh, we have drones flying around here.
But no drones that day.
You understand that?
So you've got to prove conspiracy.
Two guilty people forming, two or more, forming a confederation.
Where's the other person?
I said, do you think it's his inside job or he was a lone wolf?
No, no, of course.
Where's the other evidence?
Where is it?
You've got to be able to prove it.
Not that.
Well, they had this woman, Cheadle, and she's incompetent.
I'm not saying that.
Where is it?
Is it there?
Most probably.
You know they're hiding so much stuff.
It's not even remotely funny, of course, what they're hiding.
But that's the way.
Remember, we're going into court, and the jury is saying, what are we going to do?
Where is the evidence?
Our good friend Jay says, Lionel, have you seen this photo circulating on X where Huser's claim shows the assistant director of the FBI?
Behind Trump, not flinching with the phone.
No, I did not, but I will look.
Let me also say something to you.
And I want to be the, again, it's the lawyer in me.
I'll do cross-examination of that one.
You put the evidence up and you say, notice this picture of this person behind Trump, not with the phone.
Thank you very much.
Notice this woman behind here.
She's not flinching.
Look at this.
Shorted $10 million true social stock.
We were talking about that the other day.
Thank you, Lori.
Go back to what I said.
This woman didn't.
This woman didn't.
Remember the JFK look-alike junior?
He was there.
I don't know who this guy is.
He didn't flinch.
She didn't flinch.
There were other people during this, as they're watching, as they hear, people jumping.
I don't know about you, but if I saw, wait a minute, if I say, there's the president, they're jumping on him, they're coming like this, and I hear, huh?
That's what I'm saying.
Most people would say, that's whatever.
People don't react and don't flinch and don't do things the way you think they do.
They don't.
Sometimes people will say, look at that, they walked by.
Sometimes they'll say, oh, look how terrible people are.
There was this crime and it was Kitty Genovese.
They walked by.
No, sometimes people don't react the way you think they do.
Brad Alpert says, transponder found with phone.
I've seen an image.
Okay, transponder, good.
That's interesting.
There was a rangefinder.
There was a rangefinder that says he could allow himself to judge distance.
I don't know if that's what you're talking about.
Okay.
Good.
If he has a walkie-talkie, that might be evidence of a conspiracy because, again, two or more people.
Who are you talking to?
The other guy.
Unless you may be listening.
Maybe you're somehow using a walkie-talkie to listen.
I don't think he can do that.
Maybe there's like a scanner.
Remember, just because you can't figure something out, Does it mean that something happened because you don't have an answer for it?
Sparky says, it took many re-edits to get the right code to get that super chat through.
No fan of Peterson either, but found the health issue interesting.
Oh, absolutely.
I find it to be very interesting.
I remember he was in very, very serious shape, bad shape when he was addicted to whatever this was.
And by the way, addiction is not anything to play around with.
This is not about weakness.
This is not about, well, you don't have the willpower.
I don't believe for a moment that in many cases, alcoholism is necessarily you being lazy.
Some people there are.
But there are some people who drink.
It is a physical, actual addiction.
Then there are other addictions, which are really compulsions, that are also very, very critical.
Gambling.
Gambling is just, oh my god.
That's one of the ones that I found fascinating.
But going back to what we're talking about.
Show me, prove to me a conspiracy.
I'm not saying it doesn't happen.
Prove it to me.
Just because something seems weird.
Just because there's this, how do I say this?
Just because there's a group of people acting stupidly.
Severe negligence.
Go back to JFK.
Here's one for you.
RFK.
Look at the bullets that were fired.
Look at the stippling.
Look at the powder burns.
That was that guy, Thane Caesar, whatever.
But look at the powder burns here when Serhan Serhan was nowhere near his head.
He couldn't have possibly done it by virtue of that.
That's a conspiracy.
That's another shooter.
Number of bullets, that simple.
But I need all the evidence.
That wasn't known at the time.
Now, because something is unlikely, oh, by the way, you're going to love this one.
I was listening to somebody give one of the old tropes that I love this one.
And maybe you've heard this before.
Let me see if I give it to you.
It works like this.
People are not able to accept the fact that somebody as great and glorious and magnificent as John Kennedy could have been removed.
From office, removed, dispatched, eliminated, liquidated, liquidated by somebody as meaningless as Lee Harvey Oswald.
And because of that fact, people will concoct in their own minds elaborate theories indicating and showing conspiracies in order to Justify in their own mind this acceptable theory that somebody this great must
have been removed by someone, by more people than just this lowly person.
This is the oldest trope in the world.
Here's another one.
Remember the famous CIA memorandum?
Right around the Zapruder film.
Number one, always tell people that conspiracies cannot occur because you can't keep a secret.
That people involved in this, that this shooter, and I've never said his name one time, that this shooter could not possibly have Dealt with anybody.
Could not possibly.
And then you turn around and go, he told everybody ahead of time on social media.
Yeah, well.
You know how many people say, if the cops said, listen, I got a cousin, I got a neighbor, I got a son, a daughter, whatever, who writes this terrible stuff on social media.
Half of the people, half of the liberal media today Madonna, remember that?
She wanted to blow up the White House.
You hear this all the time.
So there's this avalanche of information of people saying these things.
But going back to the original, the famous CIA directive said that you've got to tell people that, first of all, people can't keep secret.
Number two, the amount of people.
Do you know the JFK assassination?
Do you know how many people would have had to have known this?
On that terrible day in November, 23 years ago, people came up with these ideas that something of that, and they imagined just using their own intuition, their own sense of not knowing anything about how this would be accomplished.
They just created this idea in their own mind where they said, this could never have happened.
They do that.
YouTube says Benjamin Franklin says three can keep a secret if two are dead.
Did he say that?
I know Carlo Marcello said that.
Other people said this as well.
But there's this idea that first, compartmentalization.
Very, very simple.
Number two, military.
Military is the greatest Training ground for all of this.
Military teaches you precision, teaches you how to act, division of duty, and the like.
One of the greatest, not that I'm proud of them, but one of the best organizations ever was the IRA, Irish Republican Army and the Provisional, during the troubles.
It was very quiet.
So they can't have a clubhouse.
This is the neighborhood.
It's really tough.
You can suspect people.
And it wasn't like the mob.
Here in the mob, everybody knows.
Oh, from Ozone Park.
You got Fat Andy.
You got this one.
They got the Gottis.
They love to tell you.
Everybody knew who was made.
Whenever somebody got their button, got their badge, got straightened out.
Everybody knew it.
There was no secret anything.
IRA was different.
There were many people who would say, sometimes on a mission, you didn't know who was in it.
You did not know who was in it.
There was some type of a color or some kind of a code or something, and people wanted plausible deniability in the scheme of it as well.
Howie Brown says, just received my new wuzu.
I love it.
Whoa!
Look at this right here.
I know.
I'm not doing an ad for this.
I'm not doing an ad.
Believe me.
They pay me nothing.
This is the best deal.
I love my woozu.
Love it.
You know, normally you've got these fans that are only big.
Have you seen this one thing, the Dyson fan?
Have you seen that?
I saw one at Costco.
I was like, I don't want that big thing like that.
I don't know about that.
Just give me a thing.
The air right at you.
It's got a timer.
It's...
Oh, it's wonderful.
Sparky says, when people feel a kinship or sense of belonging with the crowd, they tend to huddle rather than flee.
Sparky, I'm going to remember that.
That is Gustave Le Bon.
Absolutely.
Let me give you another one, too.
You ready for this?
I think Sparky sometimes, he'll start off his...
My great aunt was a she ran a galley ship on a 19th century fishing trawler off of Narragansett.
I have no stories like that.
Let me give you an example of something.
You want to hear something great?
Okay.
During psychopathy studies about what makes a psychopath there is a this is a This is a very lateralized analogy, but let me see if I can explain this to you.
A psychopath is not going to necessarily hurt you.
A psychopath doesn't kill anybody.
A psychopath has no interest.
It's almost like a disorder.
Not all psychopaths are killers, but a lot of killers are psychopaths.
And one of the things is there's this head and heart.
Work with me on this.
When you elect not to do something, you, look at this, we are the best fans you got, Al.
Oh, look at that.
You are indeed fan for fanatics.
They're not able to appreciate consequence.
For example, if I said to you, hey, you know, we're counting money in the parish.
I remember when I was a kid, my father, we used to go and count money.
I just did stuff with my father.
I remember just recently, like just little errands, and I loved going to the post office.
I just was always amused.
Everything amused me.
So we would go to this church, St. Lawrence, and at the, after the Mass, We would take all the, you know, the offering and then we'd pour it out and we'd count the money and put it.
And we didn't even have a machine.
It was like, you know, we would do the coins and have to count them and the whole bit.
Now, at the time, if somebody says, hey, listen, you want to take a few bucks?
You know, because don't ever miss it.
Many of us would say, wait a minute.
No.
They see what I just did?
No.
What happened?
My head was connected to my heart.
My heart was reacting.
It's like, wait a minute.
You call it morality.
You call it whatever you want.
But it's like, there's a connection.
No.
Why?
Well, we could get caught.
It's terrible to do.
They may need the money.
I couldn't live with myself.
But that's not morality.
It's a connection.
My heart, my reaction, my autonomic, you call it morality, whatever you want.
And my brain, my brain says, okay, it's like mens rea and actus reis.
You know, the actual physical act itself within the criminal mind.
Psychopath doesn't have that connection.
A psychopath would say, okay.
And not because he's immoral, there's no connection.
There's no morality.
What about getting caught?
No?
Okay.
There was a study which is very interesting.
Have you ever watched something like this?
You're watching a movie and you're fascinated and you're saying, wow, look at this.
This is so interesting.
Like sometimes Joe Rogan will do that.
I love about his show.
Wow, look at this subterranean.
Tunnels and the Mayans.
Wow.
And look how they built the pyramids.
And how could the slaves have been?
And all of a sudden, something behind you, this wall, this clock, falls off the wall.
Or something.
You don't even budge.
You don't even budge.
You say, what the hell is that?
Because you're so into it.
You're so, you're watching this, but there's this noise that you didn't even notice.
Versus, You're watching a scary movie.
And you're watching something.
And the culmination, this is the scene.
This is the scene where the killer's around the corner.
And this is the part.
And oh my God, she doesn't know it.
He's right around the corner.
Don't open the door.
Don't go in.
And just then, the clock falls off the wall.
You jump out of your seat.
Why?
Because you were ready to go.
You were perched.
Your head and your heart were connected.
In the first case, you didn't react because you were just interested in it.
There was no reaction in this.
There's nothing.
They did this thing years ago where they took psychopaths and they showed people, regular people, pictures of these horrible murder scenes.
And they went, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
And all of a sudden, They would hit like a stadium horn and they jumped out of their seats.
The psychopath would look and say, oh, that's interesting.
Nothing.
Why?
Because he was interested in it.
There was no reaction.
He didn't feel it.
It's not because he's a bad person.
There was no connection.
It's like a deaf person can't hear.
Blind person can't see.
The psychopath can't feel.
Okay.
Now, it's a long way to go.
What Sparky said is this.
Let's say we're just sitting there and we're saying, wow, this is pretty neat.
Look at that.
That's President Trump.
Wow, he's taller than I thought.
This is great.
What a nice day.
Yeah, this is great.
This is interesting.
Wow, look at the people.
He made a very good point about that.
You know that and Biden.
And all of a sudden, wow, that was it.
I'm not even paying attention.
I'm involved in...
I'm at a museum.
I'm watching a movie.
I'm watching an event.
I'm at a stadium.
My reaction level is down.
I'm not geared.
We don't always hear.
Sometimes you go, what was that?
Did you hear that?
It has nothing to do with the fact that I'm in on it.
Or I'm reacting because, well, it's about that time.
By the way, get ready.
Yeah, I put your phone down.
Right about now, you're going to hear a couple of shots coming from this direction.
It wasn't like that, necessarily.
Sparky's right.
You lose yourself and you become absorbed in the group, in the mass.
And it protects you.
That's why murmurations, that's why birds, starlings fly in these patterns called murmurations because there's a murmuring sound.
It's to maintain, to ward off or to confuse predators, to maintain energy for warmth or whatever it is.
But that's the whole thing about the crowd.
That's an excellent point.
What do you mean, my friends?
We had an hour and 40 minutes of this talking.
This was absolutely incredible.
Absolutely incredible.
I don't even know where to start.
But I want to say this to you.
I want to thank Laurie, who is so sweet, and Sparky, and her good friend, Howie Brown.
Sparky, you were...
I'm going to be thinking about the crowd today.
That's Gustave Le Bon.
That's this crowd theory which I love.
Brad Oplen, thank you, my friend.
J. He just goes by the name J. Thank you.
For that, Matlus X. The repulsive, twisted Malison.
Thank you so much for that.
Extra Mile.
Tom Malloy, ladies and gentlemen.
Who else?
Evan Webb.
Thank you.
Thank you for your beneficence, indeed.
Cobbs.
Vita in D.C. Dan.
Christian Janis, we thank you.
Charlie Calais.
Let me see who else do we have here.
I believe in saying thank you.
Raul Rodriguez.
Edav.
Pilgrim Media, ladies and gentlemen.
B. Wakul.
He's an Aussie.
OA, thank you.
And Brian Ekdahl.
And let me see who else we have.
That's it.
And oh, by the way, Dan Howell and Sean Martin.
Sean Martin is a new member.
All right, dear friends, members have got two videos backed up.
Two of them, they're going to be launched later.
They're ready to go.
Lionel members can watch them now if you like.
The title, I'm glad you asked.
The titles are, the first one is, Pops Biden will be booted by The Weeknd.
That's a classic.
And Dems now believe Trump faked his own assassination attempt as conspiracy theories.
And isn't it funny how they have become the greatest purveyors of such now?
Whereas I thought they hated conspiracy theories.
They didn't like conspiracy theories that didn't serve them.
And also they're very quiet as to automatic or semi-automatic or assault weapons.
In any event, dear friends, thank you.
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Sparky says it's why people's dogs tend to stick to them when storms approach and why some soldiers recovering from wounds are anxious to get back to their unit because it's family.
And I, you know what, and also Sparky, and thank you for that, it must be also because of a primordial, primeval Atavistic evolutionary tendency.
You know, this is one of the things which I love.
The more advanced we get, you realize how much of what we do is instinct, how much is learned, and the like.
Isn't it funny?
I always thought this was interesting.
Everywhere in the world, I've told you this before, this is yes.
This is yes.
This is yes.
Absolutely.
This is no.
Negative.
Uh-uh.
No way.
Nope.
No.
Why?
Why not the opposite?
And the theory, hypotheses that have been negative, is that when a baby suckles his mother's teat, this is the action of what it takes to activate Mamation, as they say.
Or lactation, I should say.
I'm thinking more of West Tampa.
Mamation is a term too.
And when something's in your mouth, when you want to spit it out, you shake your head.
We all know about red is for stop, green is for go, red is blood.
We have these things.
Here's one for you, Sparky.
Why do we have an inordinate fear of snakes?
Why will a horse see a snake and sometimes, oh my God.
The horse can just smash that thing to smithereens.
What is it about the snake?
And it's not the phallic notion of it.
But what's the reason for that?
Did you address the offshore accounts?
I did.
Most thoroughly, cynicism.
Thank you.
Well, they were alleged and we have these accounts that were alleged or will be followed up on this 20-year-old who is very interesting.
Let's see where that goes.
Remember, kind sir or madam or they, the government's going to tell us nothing about this.
Nothing.
Nothing.
We're going to learn nothing about it.
Okay, that's enough of your time.
Enough of these theories and the like.
An hour and 44 minutes of being with you this morning.
It's been an absolute delight.
Donald Trump is going to win.
Please be careful, Republicans.
Don't turn your back on these people.
They are the most dangerous when they are frightened.
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Oh, and October 26th.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you, dear heart.
Huh?
Before you know it, I'm going to be at the cutting room.
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Listen to you.
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Here we go.
Let me give you this.
Ten days before the election.
Ten days before the election.
And also, this is a chance for you to meet other people in your mindset.
This is the link.
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Like-minded people on the 26th of the Cutting Room here in New York City.
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See you tonight at 7. What a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
It's nice and balmy.
73 today.
Yesterday, it was absolutely the most...
How do I say this?
It was the most...
It was horrid.
In the hood, they had this little...
Ice cream truck.
A Mr. Softy.
And I was watching.
And adults ran out.
Not ran out.
Well, kind of.
Heard the bell and just...
And you thought...
I mean, you know.
But they just...
I think it was historic.
Maybe nostalgic.
Maybe something about...
The symbolic and simple of it.
The bells.
Whatever it is.
There are certain things that you love.
And I mean that sincerely.
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