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June 27, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Drug Testing As A Condition for Presidential Debates?
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As America is fascinated by the notion of tomorrow night's debate, some of us are losing our minds.
Some people are suggesting in addition to drug testing, they want to have DNA testing because they want to see if it's actually Joe Biden who shows up.
Swear to God.
There are people, rational people, brothers and sisters of ours in the cause who believe that they might have somebody other than Joe Biden there.
This is why people think we're crazy.
This is why we People think we are crazy.
People think we're out of our minds.
They think we are crazy.
And it's because of this sort of thing.
Do you think there is any chance?
Seriously.
That the technology is such?
I know this is preposterous, but bear with me.
Do you think there is any remote chance?
That they could slip somebody else in there other than Joe Biden.
Actually take somebody else, either an animatronic, a robot, some AI, AGI, whatever.
Do you think there exists the remotest, the slightest chance whatsoever of somebody else actually being slipped in other than Joe Biden?
There are people who think this.
There are people who will look you right in the eye and say, of course I believe that.
Because they have been so immersed in this way of thinking and have so, I think, little physical contact with people.
And they've become so disenchanted and disheartened by the reality of what they're seeing that they believe kind of anything.
That they're unable to...
Say right now, what it does, it doesn't make sense.
They actually are saying things like, and saying this with a straight face, that they want to find out whether this is truly Joe Biden.
That this might be somebody who is not Joe Biden.
This is where we are right now.
This is the level of illucidity that we are seeing on a regular basis.
Normal people, good people.
Who are actually saying this.
I find it beyond fascinating.
I find it beyond, utterly beyond fascinating that people are actually saying this.
I mean that.
And I find it not their fault.
I find it is not their fault.
Truly.
And the reason for it is because of very simply this.
Because they have been so tired and so monumentally hurt and bedraggled through the years that they can't tell what is and isn't rational.
Well, listen, you sit tight.
You have a safe haven with me.
We will let you think that.
We will let you speak.
But don't be surprised if I correct you if I say, no, that did not happen.
That did not happen.
They're not going to put in another A fake Joe Biden.
Now, there have been doubles before.
I swear to God, there was a woman one time I would have sworn it was a Melania double.
I would have bet anything.
Anything.
Not that that matters, but when she was First Lady, I mean it.
And Kate, oh dear God.
Well, you know about that, Kate Middleton.
Where is she now?
I can't figure that one out.
So I understand where you come from, and I understand why you think this.
And I understand how you might think, like, wow, this is kind of weird.
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Let's listen to a little bit of Joe Biden, shall we?
I did a perusal.
I did a scan.
I've heard of him in the past.
What this man says, what he stood for.
You know, the young Joe Biden, I liked.
Just like the older John McCain, well, the 2000 John McCain, I liked what he had to say.
And then, well, they got a hold of him and you know what happened.
He and Lindsey Graham became buddies, as it were.
Listen to Mr. Biden.
And let's peruse.
Let's see what he has to say.
And I'd love to have your thoughts and comments.
Before I took office, there was a lot of folks out there making some pretty bold predictions about how things would turn out.
But if Biden wins, your borders are gone.
The middle class is gone.
Your safety is gone.
Gas prices going five, six, seven dollars for a gallon.
Explode your communities with criminal aliens, drugs and crime.
You spent trillions of dollars rebuilding foreign nations, fighting foreign wars and defending foreign borders.
So for all those predictions of doom and gloom, here's where we stand.
Do you want to use the word recession or depression?
And you know Biden, he can't stand up to the lunatics running his party.
He can't even find his way off the stage without him.
Look, the bottom line is this.
I say you're not doing a very good job.
How much do you love that man?
How much do you love that man?
I don't care who you are.
Just in terms of straight shooting, how much do you love that man?
He's got it right!
He's got it right.
He does.
Absolutely, positively.
He's got it right.
Jake Tapper, Tapper, had some interesting things to say once about Mr. Biden, which I find most interesting and worthy of review.
Like this.
He ran for president.
He lied to voters, according to the New York Times, quoting aides of Biden's, about having marched in the Civil Rights Movement.
Now, wait a minute.
Hold it.
Jake Tapper, whose side are you on, buddy boy?
Whose side are you on?
This is Biden making this false claim in 1987.
When I marched in the Civil Rights Movement, I did not march with a 12-point program.
I marched with tens of thousands of others to change attitudes.
In the New York Times reports, quote, more than once, advisors had gently reminded Mr. Biden of the problem with this formulation.
He had not actually marched during the civil rights movement, and more than once, Mr. Biden assured them that he understood and kept telling the story anyway.
Isn't that something, Jake?
Well, Jake, I think that would make him a liar.
That is really, really weird.
It is, and the story was a reminder that, In that 88 race, he was one of the younger candidates in the race.
He was 44 years old.
He was the new generation.
But, you know, if you haven't read the book of what it takes about the 1988 campaign, rich chapters of Joe Biden and others, but it does...
Check out the one on the left.
Look, look.
She's looking at him like, what are you doing?
Don't you understand?
We got the memo.
We're CNN.
We're supposed to kiss this guy's arse.
What the hell are you talking about?
...point out a problem, a challenge for Joe Biden.
Has he fixed that issue?
When he gets very comfortable...
Out on the stump, speaking in other things, he has tended to embellish.
He has tended to, you know, make things sound slightly rosier than they are.
Now, his aides went back to say, look, he was in office marching for the idea.
Wait a minute, stop, stop.
That's like me.
When I fought in World War II, well, I was fighting for the idea.
I was an idea warrior.
He's a liar.
Of civil rights, but was not actually marching in the streets.
But that would not fly as much.
That he was supporting civil rights.
But I'm saying that in today's...
Look at Tapper.
See?
Look at Tapper.
Tapper had a pair then.
Tapper believed in speaking the truth.
Tapper had self-respect.
Tapper had gumption.
I'm not even sure what the hell gumption is.
Tapper spoke the truth.
Not anymore.
No, no, no, no, no!
Tapper's not talking about that now.
Tapper's talking about other stuff.
He realizes this is for the money, Tapper.
Don't you even think.
I don't want to hear any of that stuff coming from you.
You understand that?
Does that make any sense?
Are we coming clean there, Tappy?
You got that one?
You better watch what you're saying.
There was somebody here named Tappy.
Remember her, honey?
Tappy something?
There was a...
Some New York...
I don't know what that one's talking about.
I remember her name was Tappy, Tappy something.
Tappy and Zee Bridge.
Tappy Phillips.
Tappy, Cappy, Happy.
Slappy, Slappy White.
Snappy.
You want more of Biden?
Oh, he's just, he's beautiful.
This is your president.
You wanted him.
No more consequential challenge that we must meet in the next decade than the onrushing climate crisis.
Listen to the onrushing.
Was that Russia?
He and this damn climate.
Would you get off this climate?
What are you talking about?
Left unchecked, it is literally an existential threat to the health of our planet and to our very survival.
What the hell are you talking about?
There we go.
By the way, no more Greta Thunberg.
How dare you?
She's gone.
She's history.
She's toast.
Science requires a timetable for measuring progress on climate that isn't three decades or even two.
What?
Science tells us we have nine years.
Nine years?
Who, just us?
Why aren't you telling China?
You think Xi Jinping's going to talk about that?
What the hell are you talking about?
Before the damage is irreversible.
Oh my God.
What damage?
What?
What's the damage?
Give us an idea what the hell you're talking about.
Can you narrow it down, maybe?
Joey?
Hey, Joey.
Are you paying attention?
What are you talking about?
By the by, my friends, gumption is a Scottish word meaning it's of unknown origin, originally Scott.
Nobody knows what it means.
And it, of course, means a shrewd or spirited initiative and resourcefulness.
But it's gumption.
Nobody knows exactly what it means.
It just means gumption.
You've got gumption.
You know what I mean?
It's like on the hustings.
If I had my druthers, you know what druthers are?
That's a contraction of I'd rather.
Drather.
Drother.
I know.
That's stupid, but it's true.
I know what I'm talking about.
I know what I'm talking about.
A little more, Joey?
The reason the border is not secure is Donald Trump.
Wait a minute.
Hold it.
What?
How do you have cojones that big?
You need a wheelbarrow.
These elephantine huevos.
My God!
He's blaming Trump when he's screaming, no!
The wall!
I can't bring the wall!
You remember AOC with the cages?
Those occasions were from Barack Obama.
The only reason the border is not secure is Donald Trump and his Maggie Republican friends.
Every executive order this president has issued relating to the border and relating to dealing with the Hispanic community is going to be pulled back.
We're not going to be fooling with that.
I don't believe for a second we're the nation that builds walls and whips up hysteria over immigration.
You're damn right.
That's the problem.
You better build a wall and you better start whipping up hysteria because immigration is causing me to go hysterical.
No one will be deported in my administration.
First time ever we've told people they can't come to America.
That ends.
The cage is closed.
Should undocumented immigrants...
Nobody's ever told people you can't come here.
Now, by the way, this one here.
She looks tough.
She looks tough, this one.
Where do you think she stands on immigration?
Just guess.
The cage is closed.
Should undocumented immigrants arrested by local police be turned over to immigration officials?
What do you think, honey?
Let me just ask you a question.
Undocumented immigrants.
You mean illegal immigrants?
Caught by immigrants.
What do you think you should do with them?
Say, hey, are you here illegal?
Yes.
Okay.
Just checking.
No.
Trump's...
Yeah, remain in Mexico until you follow and go through our process.
Yeah, the same way you and I would remain here if we wanted to become Scottish, speaking of which citizens, can you believe the parallel universe is going to take time?
Not a long time, but it's going to take, you have to be prepared so we don't create another crisis.
This is the first time ever you've had to seek asylum in a third country.
What?
It's outrageous.
It's outrageous.
Most of the people that you deported didn't have a criminal record.
I think it was a big mistake.
No one.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
Hey, listen to me.
You come into this country illegally?
You got a criminal record by virtue of the vacature entering illegally!
That's the crime!
If you catch somebody in your living room at 3 in the morning and say, hey, I've never even gotten a parking ticket.
But you're in my house!
What are you doing?
Yeah, but up till now, I've never had...
Or how dare you?
Oh, you want me to leave?
Is that it?
What?
You want me to...
What?
Am I...
I'm undocumented.
Okay, fine.
So I wasn't invited into your living room.
Why are you making such a big deal out about it?
You're a xenophobe.
You're a misanthrope.
No one will be deported at all.
We're not going to deport anybody who in fact has not in this country committed a felony.
But it's a felony to enter illegally.
I would hold ICE agents accountable if, in fact, they stepped over my executive orders, which is you only arrest for the purpose of dealing with a felony that's committed, and I don't count drunk driving as a felony.
ICE is going to go back to school.
We've got to surge resources for the asylum protectors.
There's so much we can do.
I'll reverse Trump's detrimental asylum policies.
Raise our target.
For refugees.
I would immediately, as president, surge to the border.
I would end this notion for the first time in history that people seeking asylum have to be in squalor on the other side of the river.
I would also surge to the border.
Immigration judges to make decisions immediately.
And no one, no one would be put in jail while waiting for their hearing.
And those who come seeking asylum, we should immediately have the capacity to absorb them, keep them safe until they can be heard.
A 15 second, if you could, if you wish to answer, should someone who is here without documents, and that is his only offense, should that person...
That is Jose Diaz Ballart.
He's from Miami.
Don't you love the way they say that?
And that is his only offense.
His only offense is that he has broken the law and committed a felony by entering this country.
This is his only offense.
Don't you...
My blood pressure.
Doesn't your blood pressure just go up?
Look at that face.
Be deported.
That person should not be the focus of deportation.
This is the first president in the United States of America that anybody seeking asylum has to do it in another country.
That's never happened before in America.
That's never happened before in America.
Only felons get deported and everyone else is safe.
Yes.
The idea that they are being sent home by this guy and they want to do that is they go into a country they've never seen before.
We owe them.
We owe them.
We immediately surge to the border.
All those people are seeking asylum.
They deserve to be heard.
That's who we are.
We're a nation that says if you want to flee and you're fleeing oppression, you should come.
Rolling back the policies of remaining.
The only reason the border is not secure is Donald Trump and his Maggie Republican friends.
Unbelievable.
That's all I've got to say.
He is unbelievable.
Now, you want to hear some other ones too?
I just want to share this with you because I just love showing you this stuff.
And I want to say, huh?
This is where you say, huh?
This is where you watch these and you say, you think this is a good idea?
Do you really think this is a good idea?
Telling people this?
This guy, Jabal Bowman.
Oh, what a piece of work.
This one.
All of a sudden, ceasefire!
Thank you very much.
The pro-Palestinian position are saying, can you get him off?
He's not helping us.
Why?
Because he's an idiot.
Ask yourself, what do you think of congressmen?
Great congressmen, statesmen, you know, Henry Clay.
Think of people like, you know, some of them, you know, Senators Mike Mansfield and Everett Dirksen and just Daniel Patrick Mourning, a senator.
But you think of these brilliant people.
And then you get this judge rule.
Would somebody tell me, where is this white supremacy?
And how does one push against the supremacy of being white?
In all its forms.
Marjorie Taylor Greene needs to take her ass back to Washington and do something about gun violence.
Valance.
Valance.
The man who shot Liberty Valance.
Do something about affordable housing.
Do something about childhood poverty.
Do something about climate change.
Climate change.
There we go.
Marjorie, would you please do something about climate change and valence?
Can you please do something about valence?
Valence and valence.
Do your freaking job, Marjorie Taylor Green.
You don't need to be in New York City talking that nonsense.
New York City stood up to Marjorie Taylor Greene today to let her know, get the hell out of here.
Don't open one word in our freaking city.
Okay.
Freaking.
Something tells me that he wasn't going to try to say freak.
Something tells me.
Now, I want you to hear.
This is the one you are not going to believe.
This is a one.
I heard this today thinking, what?
Huh?
You're going to love this one.
Get ready for this.
Get ready.
I love these people who speak so...
They're not Karens.
They're these lefty, these professorial types.
Let me see if we can explain.
Let me see if I can explain this.
I want you to...
Let me see if I can explain this.
This is a fellow who says, like, there's this weird hatred that feels almost akin to racism.
And I want to, he drops a word or two, which I don't think our friends who run this would particularly care for.
But he basically says there's this weird hatred that people feel for black people.
That there's a kind of a hatred.
Akin to racism.
I'm sorry for the bad edit, but he drops a series of words.
And he says that this hatred of black people, excuse me, hatred of fat people, excuse me, is somewhat akin to racism.
Listen to this sociological genius's riposte.
This is not like racism.
It is racism.
Anti-fatness is rooted in anti-blackness.
And the reason why people are pursuing thinness is because they're pursuing proximity to whiteness.
The reason why people hate fat people is because people hate black people.
The reason why people hate fat people is because people hate black people.
Did you hear this?
I don't think you're paying attention.
I don't think you're paying attention to this.
She's on her porch or whatever it is, and she's got those little poindexter glasses on, and she knew.
I like them, by the way.
They're very stylish.
I think you missed this.
This is not like racism.
It is racism.
Anti-fatness is rooted in anti-blackness.
And the reason why people are pursuing thinness is because they're pursuing proximity to whiteness.
The reason why people hate fat people is because people hate black people.
And appearing curvy or bigger is associated with blackness, especially black women.
And that's why they're discriminated in the workplace, overly sexualized.
And this has gone bad for centuries and centuries.
All systems of oppression, capitalism, sexism, racism.
It all comes back to white supremacy, which is the foundation of the fabric of America and rules every sector and aspect of our society.
Isn't that beautiful?
Can you...
Do you...
Curvy?
What about if you're a black man who's overweight and you're not curvy?
Don't you love this?
That black women, by definition, are zaftig.
Or curvy.
Can you believe this?
Edap says, did you hear Mark Robinson's speech a few days ago?
Oh, I certainly did.
And he, thank you very much for that.
And he drove people crazy, invoking the name of Jesus.
I loved it.
You know why?
Because it made people crazy.
Why does it make people crazy?
Because it's true.
He speaks to a group of people who just...
Now, have you ever noticed people who believe in any kind of sexuality, they adopt it, but they're not that person?
For example...
Somebody who says, I celebrate gayness, I celebrate gay pride, I celebrate gayness, and LGBTQ gay, and I celebrate gay, and the non-binary, and I celebrate it with every conviction, and I, are you gay?
Huh?
What was that?
Are you gay?
Why would you say that?
No, you're just celebrating this, uh...
Have you ever met those folks?
They just love everything.
They use every phrase.
They use every particular colloquialism.
Get ready to puke your guts out.
Why are you guys so excited about Pride Month?
Well, obviously.
Queerness, gayness, and being fabulous in general.
Celebrating everybody's diversity is very important in New York City.
Very important to a lot of people who live here.
And this month means a big deal to us.
When did you realize that you were gay or queer?
I'm straight.
There we go.
One more time, one more time.
I'm straight.
Okay, there you go.
See, I just...
We don't care about whether you're gay or not.
It doesn't make any difference.
Daniel says, I love Boobie Bobert.
You know what?
She's fun in a concert, copping fields and keeping it real and doing all that crazy stuff.
That's who she is.
So stand by for a second, my friends, and just remember, before you Forget where you are.
I just want you to remember one thing, especially...
When everybody asks you a question, I want you to remember something very, very important.
Remember this.
It's not like racism.
It is racism.
Anti-fatness is rooted in anti-blackness.
And the reason why people are pursuing thinness is because they're pursuing proximity to whiteness.
The reason why people hate fat people is because people hate black people.
And appearing curvier, bigger, is associated with blackness, especially black women.
And that's why they're discriminated in the workplace, overly sexualized.
And this has gone back for centuries.
All systems of oppression, capitalism, sexism, racism, it all comes back to white supremacy, which is the foundation of the fabric of America and rules every sector and aspect of our society.
Okay, very good.
She practiced that one.
How do you explain Oprah, who's taking Ozembic and doing all this stuff and does want nothing but more than to lose weight?
Oprah, I don't think she's a racist, wants nothing but to lose weight.
In every conceivable way, no matter what, Oprah, remember this?
Remember when she lost all that weight?
And then she gained the weight.
And then she worked for Weight Watchers.
And maybe, you know, she was finding other means of losing weight, which were contrary to the notion and the message of Weight Watchers.
Don't you find that fascinating?
Don't you find that fascinating?
I sure as hell do.
I find that absolutely.
And none of this makes any sense whatsoever.
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I should love to get these people just like Poindexter there and say let me ask you a question.
There's nobody around here.
Do you really believe that Anti-fat is anti-black?
It's like saying, do you believe that being...
Where did you come up with this?
Did you think...
Because I've never heard this one before.
It's just like people who say that being against, and I find this fascinating, having problems with Israel's military program in Gaza.
Makes you anti-Semitic even though you are Jewish.
Does that make any sense?
Brian Hayes, ladies and gentlemen, how about that Democrat file who wanted to do naughty things to a 14-year-old?
You've got to be more specific with that one, but thank you, because that's not a fairly rare.
I don't know of what you speak, but thank you for that.
I'm trying to think.
I'm thinking of a number of people whose names might not be what you're saying.
But see, we need these people.
But wouldn't you want to say, come here, come here.
Listen, honey, let me ask you a question.
Do you really believe this?
Just like I told you before, people said, do you believe that somebody who says, hey, I don't think we should be giving money to Israel.
I'm anti-Semitic.
I don't think we should give money to Ukraine.
Am I anti-Semitic?
Ukrainian?
There are people who are Jewish who are anti-Zionist.
Zionism, the ideology of this, was Christian.
Do you really want to get into it?
Do you really?
I mean, seriously.
You could just say, hey, listen, you're wrong.
Okay.
But it's the same thing.
You're wrong because of something else.
You don't believe in strong borders.
You believe in strong borders because you're...
A racist.
You're a xenophobe.
You hate Latin American people.
This is the mentality.
But here's the thing.
Nobody believes this.
Nobody.
Nobody believes this.
Nobody.
It's just...
I can't explain it to you.
Nobody believes this.
Let me say this again.
And it's so incredible.
There are people who believe that, to me, there was an expression, when you call somebody anti-Semitic, that means you hate Jews or you don't like Jews.
Nothing to do with Judaism.
Nothing.
Has nothing to do with it.
There was an expression that says, in the old days, anti-Semites were people who didn't like Jews.
And now anti-Semites are people that Jews don't like.
So they get to pick you.
You're the one.
Just like racist.
How many times have you been called racist?
Conspiracy theorist?
We've been called everything to the point where it doesn't make any sense.
But I want to just tell you, ladies and gentlemen, we're not buying it anymore.
It's over.
It's done.
You don't understand.
It's done.
It's finished.
We had a meeting today.
Actually, Mrs. Dell had a meeting.
And I was a beneficiary of the meeting.
We were talking to a very...
Fairly accomplished African-American woman.
I still use negress.
Is that wrong?
And negritude.
Is that an outdated term in any event?
And she said, almost to the point of being like one of those, she actually said, And this is important.
She actually said something to the effect of that within the black community there are people who are black folks who are decidedly and absolutely what you would call conservative.
Now let me explain something to you.
I've said this before, and I'm going to say it again.
I'm lumped into this conservative business.
Maybe you're the same way.
Because I despise Joe Biden.
And I despise the direction this country is in.
And they're called progressives.
So what I am is I'm the opposite of that.
Apparently the opposite direction.
So that makes me, for reasons I don't know, but that makes me, I guess, conservative.
And I'm not.
They always give me a name.
I don't get to choose.
If somebody says, hey, stop this killing, this slaughter, this massacre in Gaza.
You anti-Semite.
Wait a minute.
You can't do this anymore.
We're not buying it.
You can't call me a name because you don't like my idea.
You can't call me a name.
It doesn't make any sense.
None of us.
And you can sit on your back porch all day, Boindexter, and talk about...
You know, black and curvy and this and that.
And people who are penguin, and people who are tender-bellied with dewlaps and cholers and the like.
Doesn't make any sense.
We're sick of it.
This election is about far more than just the border.
It's about crushing, finally crushing, this mentality that we despise.
And we're so tired of it.
We've been called so many names for so long.
But now it's war.
It's war.
Absolutely.
I mentioned this today.
What do you think about Germany demanding a pledge of fealty?
If you want a German passport, which is their country, they can do whatever they want.
But you have to commit to the belief that Israel has the right to exist to get a German passport.
What the hell does that have to do?
With anything.
That's like I say, you want an American passport?
Yes.
Then you have to say that Jesus is Lord.
What?
I'm getting a passport.
Put it down.
Don't complain.
It's nonsense.
Johnny Mazz says, do you think what happened in Germany was swearing your allegiance to another country to apply for a passport and citizenship will be coming to America?
Yes!
If it hasn't already started, yes!
Johnny, yes!
Thank you, Johnny.
Absolutely is coming here.
Charlie Calais, by the way, says, I'm conservative.
I consider you a rational liberal.
Whatever this means, I don't know.
The words mean nothing to me.
I don't understand it.
Oh, you're an omnivore.
What?
Yeah, okay, whatever.
I see, you're a...
You're a Logo Daedalus.
You're a Sescobalian.
Oh, I see.
You're a...
I don't get it.
Look, I've told you this before.
You don't understand it.
I mentioned this morning, I did a video, I hope you saw it today, about this fellow named Sagar Anjeti.
He and Crystal Ball are on that there show called Breaking Points.
And he, much like other people like...
Tucker kind of talked about it.
Candace Owens kind of talked about it, about this event that happened in the year 2001, which I'd rather not mention now.
Because you think you go through...
Who was the spark he's going to write?
Doog.
Because good somehow is...
You have no idea.
You have no idea.
So...
But I love this.
I'm saying, so, I guess that makes you, Sagar, a conspiracy theorist?
That's my favorite.
That's the one that killed me.
The first time I ever heard the word liberal, I mean, I heard it before, but I never really, it was 1980, I think it was 88, I first got into radio, and Rush came along, I'm the liberals!
Who are these liberals?
I want to get these people.
They're for condom giveaways.
That's liberalism?
What about the homeless?
He comically referred to them as and there are people who want to do syringe exchanges.
They used to be called tree huggers and things like that.
Remember that?
Those are what the liberals...
I don't even know what this word means.
I have no idea what this word means.
None.
I was with a lot of people saying that Julian Assange was a hero.
Would that make me a liberal?
And Piers Morgan, whose show...
Piers Morgan, hello, yes.
I'm a journalist.
Piers, yes.
Piers, have you eaten something wrong?
What do you mean?
Have you eaten something bitter?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Why is your mouth like that?
I don't know.
I don't know, but I'm a journalist, and I believe that the question of Mr. Assange, could the information that he provided, could it have perhaps been responsible for the death?
Yes!
Every bit of information could be, yes, yes, could, could, yes, could inspire some kind of terrorism.
Every song, every book, every biblical quote, the book, the story of Job.
A dad gets his two daughters, no, two daughters get their old man, their father drunk so they can to perpetuate the, yeah.
Yeah, you want to talk about that?
You want to talk about that?
Let's do that.
Every song, every book, every idea, everything that's exposed, everything that embarrasses an organization, or everything that embarrasses a government, from Milai to Watergate to whatever it is, yes.
And he gets this stupid show, and my good friend Judge Napolitano was on.
I'm thinking, what are you talking about?
This is the First Amendment!
And they're young, and they're idiots!
And they're what, conservatives?
No, they're idiots!
It's something to do with conservatism.
It's a book, the anarchist cookbook.
The anarchist cookbook that tells you how to make bombs and kill people.
This is the book!
They said, of course you're going to sell it.
Don't you understand somebody's going to read it?
Yeah.
Somebody could read the book and off somebody?
Yeah.
Tells you how to be an assassin?
Yeah.
And you think the First Amendment allows this?
Yes.
Where have you been?
Does that make me a liberal?
What does that mean?
I don't understand this.
I don't want to give money to Ukraine.
I want the money here.
I don't want to give money to Israel.
I want the money here.
We have nothing to do with Gaza.
This is ridiculous.
This is a slaughter.
This is a massacre.
Call it whatever you want.
What does that make me?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Anti-Semite.
I forgot.
Excuse me.
Pardon me, I forgot that one.
Everybody loves a name for this.
Nobody ever wants to discuss the actual substance of the issue.
They don't want to discuss the substance of it.
They never do.
They want to talk about anything to just get past and to get that low-hanging fruit just so you can have some kind of a name or something I can call you.
It's ridiculous.
We're so unschooled intellectually in this country.
And this guy, Jamal Bowman, is an idiot!
He's an idiot!
He's a mush-mouthed, marble-mouthed, boneheaded, illiterate, semi-literate fool!
He's a fool!
He's an idiot!
Where did this guy come from?
You know the woman in Georgia, the judge, Christina Peterson, she had 50...
Allegations.
50 of systemic incompetence or systemic corruption.
And like the first year, I mean, she is the worst!
And she says, I'm a black woman.
That's it.
This is racism.
You suck at being a judge.
You're a child.
You're a boneheaded oaf.
You're a mean-spirited, self-entitled Arrogant.
Fanny Willis.
Same thing.
Oh, and she was the one, too, who talked about her curves and her ample derriere and her steatopygian butox.
Remember that one?
She would say, you keep saying Fanny because you're sexualizing.
That's what Maxine Waters said.
Another judge rule with a bad wig.
Along with Corrine.
What's with these wigs?
I think it's too tight.
I think it cuts off circulation.
This is where we are today.
Who picked Jamal Bowman, who pulls a fire alarm to stop a vote?
Pleased to a misdemeanor.
$1,000 fine.
They drop it after a while.
After he writes a letter of apology, I'm so sorry for what I did.
He did precisely what they were alleged to have done on January 6th.
So what does that make me?
Stop.
What does that mean?
A liberal?
He's a liberal.
Am I a conservative?
What does that mean?
Libertarian?
That's where nobody knows what's going on.
Libertarian is when you don't know, when you have no idea of what the facts are, but you have some loosely cobbled together version of, I guess, freedom or something.
Oh, weird.
But that's coming to a head.
In 100...
132 days.
132 days.
Charlie says, regarding the Constitution, we are in complete agreement.
Well, that's good to know.
Are you sure about that?
About the Constitution?
Well, with all due respect, did you see today's response?
Did you see today's?
I hope you saw.
On Lionel Legal, did you see my response, my retort?
My answer regarding the Supreme Court, when they punted again on standing, did you see this one?
What are these people doing?
I don't understand what the hell they're doing.
I don't know what they're doing.
They punt.
It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life.
They have the chance to deal with such an incredibly critical issue and for reasons I...
I don't really get.
They say, well, the parties didn't have standing to sue.
Why did you grant cert?
This is the link, by the way.
So, Charlie, do you agree on the Constitution?
Well, Elena Kagan would say she agrees with the Constitution, too.
Does she agree with you?
She agrees with the Constitution.
It's not the Constitution.
It's the interpretation of it.
It's what do you believe.
Charlie, do you believe in the privacy?
Anybody here believe in privacy?
Who believes in the Griswoldian privacy?
Anybody?
Brian Hayes says, anybody see Mr. Wade on Comedy Central?
Hilarious.
I hate that word, by the way.
But thank you, Brian.
He was on with Quan.
This was a while back.
I did a piece on that.
I hope you saw my response, my video on that.
I hope you're following these.
I do a lot of commentaries on that.
And he, like Rudy and Borat, they get pulled into this.
Remember when Rudy did that thing, when he was trying to put the mic, he's laying on the bed, and it's weird.
Remember that one?
It was weird.
Strange.
Comedy Central's so dead.
The good news is that, what's his name?
Trevor...
Trevor, not Trevor Oliver.
What's his name?
Trevor Oliver?
Anyway, he's gone.
Trevor Noah.
Gone.
No.
Thank you, Brian.
It's Marlon Wayans.
He plays the character called Quan.
That's the name of the guy.
It's like Sacha Baron Cohen is Borat.
He plays Quan.
No, Brian.
Hello, Brian.
No, Marlon Wayans, yes.
The character.
The character he plays.
Yes, is...
Okay.
Anyway, doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
But thank you very much anyway.
Was that really that interesting?
Was that really that good?
Wade is an idiot.
He's a fool.
He's a ladies man.
He's the garage door lover.
He wants so much to be taken so seriously.
He has Wade.
Wade monogram on the barrel cuff.
Wade.
I've never seen this.
I thought, should you do the regular monogram?
Should you do the cuff versus the pocket?
I prefer the fifth button.
Different story.
If you've got to do that.
But Wade, now President Bush, President Trump puts 45 on his cuff.
Okay, fine.
But Wade, he spells his name out.
This guy just won't stop.
He's an idiot.
He's an idiot.
Fannie Willis, idiot.
I don't know how to tell you there's no other way.
AOC?
Idiot.
Did you see her come out?
All of a sudden she does that kind of rapping uptown latinx.
She's a...
Yeah, it was weird.
It was like she's doing...
Yeah, she was like somebody trying to go, yeah, yo!
You know, and Jamal is a cretin.
And you see this fellow Latimer?
My friend said, he looks like the Gilgo Beach murderer.
Look at him!
Look at Latimer.
He looks identical.
By the way, this Gilgo Beach murderer, they think everybody's involved.
The family, the dog.
I mean, this is like, holy wow!
This is serious.
Gilgo Beach.
And he killed all these people over 10 to 13 years or whatever it was.
No, no, no, 93, excuse me.
Wasn't it like 93, like 31 years he's been killing people?
Right there in one area.
Very friendly with the police department, indeed.
Anyway, keep an eye on that.
Look at Latimer's face and look for the alleged serial killer.
Tomorrow night is going to be something worth watching, my friends.
I'm going to watch it.
You're going to watch it.
I'm going to be tweeting away.
I went to what you know there's going to be.
Watch them.
See, Trump could do it by saying, how you feeling, Joe?
How you feeling?
Good?
Look good?
There's a kick in your step, Joe.
Is it me or what?
I would have as many fouls go.
But I wasn't done yet.
Cut his mic and you hear in the background.
Mr. President, please.
Is this fair?
The idea is this is a debate?
Isn't it?
This is a debate?
Lincoln-Douglas?
Is there a time limit?
Whose side are you on, Tapper?
Did they tell you, Mr. President, please, would you stop it?
I don't know if I'm going to stop it.
I bought this mic.
No, you didn't.
I just always wanted to say that because I love Reagan.
How you feeling, Joe?
I would be the biggest pain in the ass.
Sir, would you please stop?
Stop what?
What, debating?
You're going to give me another gag order?
You sound like Judge Mershon.
I can't talk about my case.
I can't talk now in a debate.
I've got numbnuts over here.
I've got Weekend at Bernie's.
I got this guy.
What, are you kidding me?
This is the most unfair racket.
Who's that, Dana Bash?
How's your husband, Johnny King?
Oops, sorry, I forgot about that.
Oops, my bad.
It happens.
It happens.
How you doing, Joe?
Looking good, Poppy.
Looking good.
Ooh, is that you, Joe?
Imagine that.
Oh, Joe.
Oh, come on.
You're going to blame me for that?
I guess it's true, Joe.
You know, the herd.
I saw you with the G7 bending over like that.
That was weird.
I thought you were tearing around, ripping one.
Here we go.
Fire in the hole.
Hit the deck.
Take that.
Take that, Putin.
Which way is Russia?
Let me bend over.
I'm feeling a smelly coming on here, and I'm going to let him have it.
Fire in the hole!
Hit the deck!
Here we go, boys!
Let's go!
Da-da-da-da-da-da!
Yeah, baby!
I'm feeling great!
Hey, how you doing there, Joe?
Good?
Terrific?
Do you have anything to eat today?
You know, the lights can do something.
Anybody, can somebody give me a fan?
Do we have a fan back here, maybe?
I know I got a woo-zo, like my woo-zo, my fan with my little thing.
I would make it...
The most watchable thing anybody's ever seen.
They would say, this man is an animal.
This man is an animal.
I would love to reach into my pocket and say, Joe, you know who this is?
This is a 12-year-old.
Just give a bunch of pictures.
She was murdered, Joe, on your watch.
And you have her blood on your hands.
You understand that?
You and that guy in Mayorkas.
You did it, Joe.
You did it.
We're not talking about that.
I'm talking about that.
Joe, please, give me a warning.
Maybe a heads up.
Yell incoming or hit the deck.
Something, please.
Can you do something about this guy?
Can I get further?
This isn't the biggest studio.
And where's the audience?
It's Kamala.
Do you know Kamala's getting worse?
You know, Kamala is getting worse.
Oh, he'll walk up with a MAGA hat on.
Can you imagine?
Where's the hat?
What, I can't wear a hat?
I can't wear a hat?
Well, he's wearing diapers.
Why can't I wear a hat?
I don't understand this.
What the hell is going on here?
What is going on here?
Joe, how's your boy doing?
How's Hunter?
By the way, I got a picture of all that.
I know what's on the laptop.
Oh, yeah, I know Miranda Devine.
Joe, let me tell you something.
He's looking at 150 years of some of this stuff.
Those relatives?
You know, I mean, keeping it in the family is just an expression.
You guys are sick.
All of you folks are sick.
Still got that dog that bites people, Joe?
You can't even get rid of a German Shepherd that bites Secret Service folks.
Is that your idea?
I bet you don't even have that dog.
You remember Clinton had that dog?
What was that?
That cat?
Sox the cat.
Remember they ran over Sox or something?
I don't know what they did with Sox.
They gave it to the secretary.
Then there was that water dog.
That special kind of water dog that they gave to Obama's.
I will be so glad.
When I see old numbnuts hobble out to Marine One, or it won't be Marine One because he's not the president anymore.
It'll be just the helicopter.
And when I see him and Jill take off, I'm going to smile.
If Trump is who I think he is, I think he will be able to say, I'm going to make sure that I can...
How many people can I fire?
Anybody?
I'm going to have all this stuff.
Who can I fire?
Who can I fire?
Anybody in particular?
Johnny Mass says, visiting Germany, I asked my tour guide a question.
His response?
I could face two years in jail to talk about that.
He recommended the movie Downfall.
Oh, yeah.
Is that the one with...
Yes, yes.
With our friend, Mr. Toothbrush Mustache.
Remember that?
Thank you for that.
This is...
You know, Germany's got such...
I mean, listen.
I know the Holocaust, but enough.
That was then.
You know, get over, not get over it, but you don't have to overcompensate.
It's wrong.
It's not going to happen again.
But enough with this guilt.
You did it.
It's done.
Let's move on.
It's not good for the psyche.
It's like when they try to blame me for slavery.
You say, what are you telling me for?
I had nothing to do with this.
Yeah, but you were.
I did what?
You're a part of the white supremacy.
That's why fat women are, what?
So far, I'm in charge of fat women, white supremacy, and climate change.
I know another thing, too, is I would say, hello, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Lionel, or Uncle Lenny.
I'm your president.
Got a couple things here.
I told you what I wanted to do before.
Bring in ninjas.
I don't know if I've been saying this forever.
I don't know if I've heard somebody say this.
I'm not really sure, but I've been saying it for so long.
And I have ninjas coming up, about ten ninjas, with a black veil.
I go, yep, these are ninjas.
You're right!
I fired the Secret Service.
I don't trust these people.
Remember years ago when they told...
Remember when they put the word out to Obama?
Remember when the guy scaled the wall and came in?
He was on the elevator with Obama.
Remember that one?
That's to let them know, we're in charge of you.
Same thing happened with George W. He was riding his bike or something in Virginia or some crazy story when there was some shutdown.
Mm-hmm.
See, what people don't understand is who's really in charge there.
And the first thing Trump's got to do is get rid of it.
He needs a Praetorian guard.
Look it up.
He needs a Praetorian guard.
And the first thing he does is get rid of all these people.
And he starts firing them like you can't.
Tell me the people.
Let me ask you a question.
Think about this.
You don't have to answer this now, but I asked this today.
What if for some reason, for one year, Congress was not in session?
For one year.
What's up, my ninjas?
That's funny.
Brian, you are funny.
That's good.
Touche.
Okay?
What would happen if for one year there was nothing?
No Congress.
No lower chamber.
No Senate.
No nothing.
Nothing.
They just weren't there.
They just didn't do anything.
Nothing got signed.
Nothing got done.
It was just locked.
What would happen?
I'm dead serious.
You say, wow.
No, no, seriously.
What would happen?
Maybe there's some pro-forma bills.
We wouldn't have these stupid...
Nothing would happen.
Nothing.
We don't need these people.
They're the biggest impediment to society.
It's a joke.
I despise them.
Who's with me on that?
What do you think would happen?
Nothing.
Nothing would happen.
Absolutely nothing would happen.
Nothing.
I can't say it enough.
Enough.
Nothing.
Let me ask you something also, my friends.
You know what would happen if all of a sudden...
Remember that one year?
That one weekend?
Remember that when they had that...
All the gas stations were closed.
Remember that?
Remember that?
It was just closed!
What happened?
They said malware.
Malware.
Oh, ransomware.
Ransomware.
Remember the trucker strikes?
Remember that?
Why was that?
Yeah, car dealerships were closed down.
Yeah, what was that about?
Oh, yeah, their computer systems were hacked.
Remember the truckers were protesting?
Remember the truckers?
Remember those guys?
What happened with that one?
They just...
We just don't talk about them.
They were supposed to come down Route 3 and, hey, here comes the truckers!
The yellow vests in France, in Paris.
Remember that?
I don't know.
Then there was the supply chain problem.
All of the boats and the containers.
Remember that?
We couldn't get parts for the Yugo for the longest time because they were out there in the middle of somewhere.
Remember that?
And it just goes away.
What happens if all of a sudden the truckers have a strike?
And the next thing you know, we can't get supplies in.
And all of a sudden there's a place like a big store even, like, you know, Acme's and Costco's and Walmart.
And they just can't get the supplies.
They just can't get them.
And then people start to go crazy.
And the insurance companies and the police say, listen, you better close this thing down because these people are nuts.
You don't want them anywhere.
Remember when they used to break in when it was Black Friday?
I don't know if you can still say that.
Remember when they would go to like Best Buy and break things down?
Remember that?
They would break down the doors and they had money.
So if all of a sudden stores are closed for a long period of time, can you go a week?
Let's say there's no, seriously, I don't mean scrounging up some, you know, jerky and banana chips or some, you know, canned spaghetti.
Can you go a week?
Could you go a month?
Do you have enough food right now to go a month?
A month!
And it's on a rotation where your kids don't go crazy, but they're not eating dry.
Can you do it?
No.
No, you can't.
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Preparewithlionel.com Do any of you folks have any family members you're going to be watching the debate with?
Is there anybody who has any...
Family members you got to deal with?
You still have those family members, people who hate Trump?
You ever have to deal with them?
Do you?
I think you should start telling them, listen, I want you to know something right now.
Whatever happens, in 132 days, I just want you to make sure that our friendship and our family does not in any way, it's not effective, because I know how you get when you lose, I mean when things go bad.
Because you know and I know.
He's going down.
Biden, unless the following happens.
I want you to think about this.
What scares me so much is on the night of the election, all of a sudden, these precincts are coming in.
What are these numbers?
Swing states, critical, critical areas, critical counties, critical precincts.
All of a sudden, this influx of actual, real ballots.
From actual, real illegals who were granted some kind of provisional voting or what have you.
And they say, what's this?
Well, Biden won.
What do you mean he won?
With the new people.
That's why we wanted him in.
Now you know what Mayorkas was about.
We wanted to make a permanent Democratic majority.
And we did.
And we did it.
You were looking the other way around.
You believed in your polls.
That's great.
But you didn't know the millions of new voters that we knew about that we tracked.
Because every time they came in, we biometrically tracked.
We know where they all are.
And they're very superstitious.
And they're very grateful to what we did to them.
Oh, we got some cartel members.
We got some goons and some bad apples.
But what are you going to do?
You never saw that one coming, did you?
Nope.
All you had was your rallies and your stuff.
But you never figured that one out, did you?
You never thought we'd do it.
Well, we did it.
That's what scares me.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
That's what scares me.
More than you could ever imagine.
Because these people are so ruthless.
So brutal.
And you know who Trump's biggest enemies are?
Republicans.
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In fact, let me do this right now.
Let me see where this is.
Where is this?
I want to show you this.
I want to show you this.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Where'd this be?
Where'd this be?
Here we go.
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Now, let's see.
Mrs. L's...
Hmm.
I'll get there for you tomorrow.
How's that?
Let me see about this.
Stand by for one second.
Don't go anywhere.
Talk amongst yourselves.
Just talk to yourself.
Don't get me upset.
Don't in any way.
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This is the ticket.
This is her newsletter.
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And I want you to see this right now.
Let me give you this right now.
Because you know why?
Because I'm so special.
Look at all the stuff I give you for free.
Links and information.
It's a variety of a potpourri.
A potpourri, a melange, a pastiche, a myriad, a mosaic.
An endless supply.
A cornucopia.
There it is.
There's her link.
And you can also get from that, you can sign up to be a part of her.
Here we go right here.
This is it.
This is it.
This is the link to sign up to her website or her newsletter.
Okay?
You got that?
Thank you for letting me do this because I appreciate it.
Because you mean the world to us.
Because you're family.
Hey Joe, please.
Come on.
Please.
It's a debate.
What is this?
I feel like I'm at Anzio.
I mean the smell of sulfur.
Remember that?
Who was it?
Hugo Chavez?
Who was it who said the smell of sulfur?
Or was that Gaddafi?
One of the two.
All right, dear friends.
Have a great and a glorious day.
Thank you so much for being a part of this.
Thank you so much for your kindness, for your love, for your alacrity, for your celerity, for your je ne sais quoi, your bon du soleil.
Wait a minute.
Hang on.
John McGuire couldn't get hired and said, if every department outside of Social Security and Medicare disappeared, would anyone notice?
No.
Johnny, thank you, my friend.
Johnny Mass, thank you.
Brian Hayes, pardon me as I eruptate.
Thank you.
Charlie Calais, thank you so much.
Daniel, Daniel's flying tonight on a plane.
Edav and Zellie G, thank you so much.
You are the reason God made Oklahoma.
All right, my friend.
We'll see you tomorrow at 8 a.m.
Don't ever change.
I mean that sincerely.
And until then, remember, my friend, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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